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When's the /tv/ meetup
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>>174570651
tonight @ my house
what snacks u guys bringing? :))
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it already happened you weren't invited
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I AM A RAPIST
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>>174570686
brownies
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>>174570686
cheese pizza
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>>174570686
is jolly ranchers ok?
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>>174570651
Sodomy Cop is tonight in Austin. They got really good.
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>>174572979
yes :3
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>>174570686
Dibs on the Sprite!
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>>174570651
I would unironically rent out a theater to watch The Dark Knight Rises as a /tv/ meetup if I genuinely thought I'd get more than 2 people in attendance.
I would even dress up as Robert and handout meme Playbills.
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We're in the bathroom bro. Hurry up.
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>>174570651
who would want to hang out with schizos, neonazis, underageb&s and autistic trannies? a /tv/ meetup would be a fate worse than death
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>>174572918
Underrated
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>>174572918
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I feel like the posters that are actually witty and likeable never show up to these things because they're probably prominent people or well adjusted people that are actually funny and too busy.

Its just teenage shitskins that show up to these things
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>>174574192
what kind of dip you bringing
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>>174573672
I’d go
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Any real women there?
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>>174573672
will there be falcon parking? mine is lord of the tokens and drop a coin into a volcano shaped bucket from any height.
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>>174570651
vegas
oct 27
be there
dont be poor
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>>174570686
>>174572918
hell yeah I'm in
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>>174574192
shown up to a lot of them, have you?
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Who would go to one in LA county? We could go to the kinoplex
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>>174574192
>I feel like the posters that are actually witty and likeable
the only poster like that on /tv/ is the avatar countdown guy and also fuck you faggot
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ITT: gullible anons hours before getting raped to death
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>>174574477
There have been /tv/ meetups?
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>>174570686
dip that I totally didn't jerk off in
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>>174570651
I would unironically never meet up with you faggots, I imagine you all are fat and smell bad and watch way too much porn. I only want to speak to you anonymously and from a safe distance. If I saw you IRL I would probably pretend I don't know you.
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>>174570651
Who wouldn't want to meet a bunch of violent schizophrenics and get bombed, gassed or shot
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>>174570686
Cheese
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>>174574638
I'm a professional at a high profile media company
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>>174574518
>>174574477
seems like i really hit it in the ballpark. I always suspected the people that made the best copypastas were probably show writers.

You're gonna go there and be disappointed because it's just gonna be a bunch of cringy jeets.
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>>174574428
I'd provide falcon chow, free of charge--of course, but you'd have to secure your own parking.
You wouldn't have to worry about popcorn mining duties, as I'd send this faggot there to slave away indefinitely:
>>174574638
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I have met people IRL in various social settings that browse this website and it was always, always a mistake to tell them I also browse.

It's like befriending someone marked in prison and they cling to you.
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>>174574638
>I imagine you all are fat and smell bad and watch way too much porn
This may be true but my threads all get 30+ replies
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>>174574781
>he thinks actual people other than himself browse /tv/
lol
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>>174574638
that is 100% me, how the FUCK did you know?!
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>>174574863
I believe you. Based on your unwarranted disdain for anons and blatant Reddit-spacing, you're probably a failed normalfag that's too cool for 4chan but still to spergy to truly fit in with regular society.
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>>174574638
This may be true for certain boards but I feel like /tv/ has a higher ratio of oldfags trying to hold onto the last vestiges of how the old internet felt, I'm a professor at an Ivy League school but the only part of my day I feel "at home" anymore is on certain parts of 4chan.
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>>174573672
We're already going to see the Avatar re-release
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>>174574999
damn, trips-anon, I didn't get a fucking invite
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>>174574988
what dept
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>>174574863
Tell us more. What exactly happens?
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>>174575109
rape
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>>174574863
Rule 1 about 4chan is don't talk about 4chan

I had a vaguely similar experience. I mostly browse this shithole to find new or old, good music/shows/films etc and talk
to Anons about obscure shit no one but us watched. When I told one of my friends I browse 4chan he got weird about it. One day he asked me to bless his job interview with Kek magic. After than I was pretty much the 4chan meme guy to him.
I don't know what the fuck people think this place is but shits wild
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Internet people meeting irl is always a riot
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>>174575212
It is strange how normalfags live entirely on rumor and hearsay
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>>174575225
Didn't some goon meetup have a game of shitstained underwear Twister? Personally I'm hoping ozma has a meet-up with Lowtax real soon if she hasn't already
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>>174570651
You'd know if you frequented out site.
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>>174570768
dont tell anon that its mean and he'll want to come to the next one
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>>174570686
Crab legs
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>>174570651
When Avatar 2 starts screening
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>>174575293
:-)
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I would host an event but I will insist on all attendees submitting two 500 word analysis essays each, for one movie they like and one they dislike. If I am able to conclude they have acceptable taste and a reasonable modicum of intelligence they can get the invite.

I'm not going to spend any more time with capeshit retards, speed watching zoom-zooms, or reality tv and tranny obsessed mongoloids.

Gadon-schizos would be unironically encouraged.
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>>174575293
Lowtax is kill
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>>174575420
Valid.
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>>174575293
Lowtax is kill, bro.
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>>174575442
>>174575463
I know
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>>174575480
sneed
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Everyone in this gay reddit thread should kill themselves excluding me
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>>174574630
spoilsport
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>>174575577
Everyone in this gay reddit thread should kill themselves excluding everyone but you
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>>174575577
Don't worry, I'm sure someone could off you before they an hero themselves.
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>>174574192
I went to a 4chan meetup once and it was super fun
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>>174575675
Kek
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>>174574638
>I imagine you all are fat and smell bad and watch way too much porn.
this but im sexy and smell good and have big pp
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>>174575682
What board. If its /lit/ it doesn't count
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>>174575745
*In Minecraft
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>>174574676
>Cheese
It would just get missed and archived like usual.
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I met an IRL friend through 4chan and the guy is fun to hang out with.
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>>174576185
tfw no squad of 4chan autists to hang with irl
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>>174570686
Oven fried buffalo wings, they’re really good

https://www.seriouseats.com/the-best-buffalo-wings-oven-fried-wings-recipe
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>>174573010
It seems like half of this board lives in Austin
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>>174576185
>only good looking one is 5’3
Why is nature so cruel
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>>174576034
I got my first gf from 4chan in 2010. She was black. I'm not making this up.
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>>174576322
I've dated multiple girls via 4chan, even fucked one or two "famous" (at the time) camwhores everyone on their home board was obsessed with
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>>174575420
I’ll give it a quick try:
Like - Hot Fuzz
A new take on the buddy-cop movie, enjoyable the first time around and the twist is unexpected. Everyone on screen clearly had fun making the film. Gets better on repeat viewings because of the depth of the writing and jokes you may have missed before.
Dislike - The Happening
Retarded premise. Trees are taking revenge on humanity for global warming and start excreting kill-yourself pheromones. At one point the protagonists are fleeing from wind in a meadow. Only film I saw in theatre I felt like walking out of. I stayed until the end.
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>>174574625
yes but cameras are not allowed and i physically beat anyone that tries to take a picture
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>>174570686
spaghetti
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>>174576185
>black sun cripple
>CHAD thunderman
>race mixed Itachi Sasuke
>pussy nigga 69
>master mind
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>>174575795
Mmm nah
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>>174576185
>require airboot and crutch to walk
>still go out with Hitler moustache and Black Sun shirt
Fuck, dude.
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>>174574638
I'm thin and I dress like one of those Maine phaggroni
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>>174570768
And here is everyone who came
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>>174574489
I'd be down
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>>174576431
I lick your belly *mlllmllmlmlmmllmlmlmlm*
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>>174576521
Das rite
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>>174576348
Based
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>>174576185
Where's Dylann?
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>>174576431
Nice manboobs
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>>174576322
I dated a girl from 2channel, Japanese 4chan basically
she was a bit crazy but I still like her
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>>174570651
in your head where it belongs
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>>174576648
those are called pecs trooner
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>>174574988
/tv/ feels middle of the range when it comes to oldfags.
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>>174576431
Damm. I stand corrected.
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I worked with this dude named Joe once that always acted super autistic but one day he walked up to me and just kept saying 4chan memes out loud like "dindu" and "feminine penis"

When I asked him why he was saying that shit he told me he was off his meds, one day he came into work with a fishermans hat on and kept asking me if he was "effay"

This was like 2015ish mind you
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>>174576960
That was me
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They didn't tell you?
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>>174576960
sounds fun desu
wouldn't want to associate with him though
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>>174576851
they're call boobs
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>>174577091
boob this
*farts in your mouth*
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>>174571147
>brownies
uh oh
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>>174574988
Columbia? One of my professors in the East Asian department seemed like he might have been a 4channer.
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>>174576185
Negro Itachi and handicappted /pol/ almost made by dying by sudden laughing, lmao
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>>174574638
>I imagine you all are fat and smell bad and watch way too much porn
You got one lucky guess.
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>>174576185
for me, its pussy nigga 69
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>>174576185
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>>174577340
i like how hes slyly eyeing the manlet in disdain in the group pic
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>>174576960
Did he know you lurked? Or was he so autistic he just said 4chan memes to random people?
>feminine penis
Would never talk to him if he said this kind of gay bullshit or "boypussy" or any other disgusting gay shit like this. Dindu is based though.
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>>174574192
>Its just teenage shitskins

who do you think is behind most of the posts here? do you really think it's a bunch of mature adults?
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>>174575212
I have been browsing since 2005 and have told two (2) people irl about it. One is an oldschool /b/tard like me that turned into a redditor and the other is a friend I was drunk with once and said "I'm going to tell you something about myself that only one other person knows..." This world deserves to be completely separate from the outside. I will pretend to go on reddit just to keep up the secret.



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