When's the /tv/ meetup
>>174570651tonight @ my housewhat snacks u guys bringing? :))
it already happened you weren't invited
I AM A RAPIST
>>174570686is jolly ranchers ok?
>>174570651Sodomy Cop is tonight in Austin. They got really good.
>>174570686Dibs on the Sprite!
>>174570651I would unironically rent out a theater to watch The Dark Knight Rises as a /tv/ meetup if I genuinely thought I'd get more than 2 people in attendance.I would even dress up as Robert and handout meme Playbills.
We're in the bathroom bro. Hurry up.
>>174570651who would want to hang out with schizos, neonazis, underageb&s and autistic trannies? a /tv/ meetup would be a fate worse than death
I feel like the posters that are actually witty and likeable never show up to these things because they're probably prominent people or well adjusted people that are actually funny and too busy.Its just teenage shitskins that show up to these things
>>174574192what kind of dip you bringing
Any real women there?
>>174573672will there be falcon parking? mine is lord of the tokens and drop a coin into a volcano shaped bucket from any height.
>>174570651vegas oct 27be theredont be poor
>>174570686>>174572918hell yeah I'm in
>>174574192shown up to a lot of them, have you?
Who would go to one in LA county? We could go to the kinoplex
>>174574192>I feel like the posters that are actually witty and likeablethe only poster like that on /tv/ is the avatar countdown guy and also fuck you faggot
ITT: gullible anons hours before getting raped to death
>>174574477There have been /tv/ meetups?
>>174570686dip that I totally didn't jerk off in
>>174570651I would unironically never meet up with you faggots, I imagine you all are fat and smell bad and watch way too much porn. I only want to speak to you anonymously and from a safe distance. If I saw you IRL I would probably pretend I don't know you.
>>174570651Who wouldn't want to meet a bunch of violent schizophrenics and get bombed, gassed or shot
>>174574638I'm a professional at a high profile media company
>>174574518>>174574477seems like i really hit it in the ballpark. I always suspected the people that made the best copypastas were probably show writers.You're gonna go there and be disappointed because it's just gonna be a bunch of cringy jeets.
>>174574428I'd provide falcon chow, free of charge--of course, but you'd have to secure your own parking.You wouldn't have to worry about popcorn mining duties, as I'd send this faggot there to slave away indefinitely:>>174574638
I have met people IRL in various social settings that browse this website and it was always, always a mistake to tell them I also browse.It's like befriending someone marked in prison and they cling to you.
>>174574638>I imagine you all are fat and smell bad and watch way too much pornThis may be true but my threads all get 30+ replies
>>174574781>he thinks actual people other than himself browse /tv/lol
>>174574638that is 100% me, how the FUCK did you know?!
>>174574863I believe you. Based on your unwarranted disdain for anons and blatant Reddit-spacing, you're probably a failed normalfag that's too cool for 4chan but still to spergy to truly fit in with regular society.
>>174574638This may be true for certain boards but I feel like /tv/ has a higher ratio of oldfags trying to hold onto the last vestiges of how the old internet felt, I'm a professor at an Ivy League school but the only part of my day I feel "at home" anymore is on certain parts of 4chan.
>>174573672We're already going to see the Avatar re-release
>>174574999damn, trips-anon, I didn't get a fucking invite
>>174574863Tell us more. What exactly happens?
>>174574863Rule 1 about 4chan is don't talk about 4chanI had a vaguely similar experience. I mostly browse this shithole to find new or old, good music/shows/films etc and talk to Anons about obscure shit no one but us watched. When I told one of my friends I browse 4chan he got weird about it. One day he asked me to bless his job interview with Kek magic. After than I was pretty much the 4chan meme guy to him. I don't know what the fuck people think this place is but shits wild
Internet people meeting irl is always a riot
>>174575212It is strange how normalfags live entirely on rumor and hearsay
>>174575225Didn't some goon meetup have a game of shitstained underwear Twister? Personally I'm hoping ozma has a meet-up with Lowtax real soon if she hasn't already
>>174570651You'd know if you frequented out site.
>>174570768dont tell anon that its mean and he'll want to come to the next one
>>174570651When Avatar 2 starts screening
I would host an event but I will insist on all attendees submitting two 500 word analysis essays each, for one movie they like and one they dislike. If I am able to conclude they have acceptable taste and a reasonable modicum of intelligence they can get the invite.I'm not going to spend any more time with capeshit retards, speed watching zoom-zooms, or reality tv and tranny obsessed mongoloids.Gadon-schizos would be unironically encouraged.
>>174575293Lowtax is kill
>>174575293Lowtax is kill, bro.
Everyone in this gay reddit thread should kill themselves excluding me
>>174575577Everyone in this gay reddit thread should kill themselves excluding everyone but you
>>174575577Don't worry, I'm sure someone could off you before they an hero themselves.
>>174574192I went to a 4chan meetup once and it was super fun
>>174574638>I imagine you all are fat and smell bad and watch way too much porn.this but im sexy and smell good and have big pp
>>174575682What board. If its /lit/ it doesn't count
>>174574676>CheeseIt would just get missed and archived like usual.
I met an IRL friend through 4chan and the guy is fun to hang out with.
>>174576185tfw no squad of 4chan autists to hang with irl
>>174570686Oven fried buffalo wings, they’re really good https://www.seriouseats.com/the-best-buffalo-wings-oven-fried-wings-recipe
>>174573010It seems like half of this board lives in Austin
>>174576185>only good looking one is 5’3Why is nature so cruel
>>174576034I got my first gf from 4chan in 2010. She was black. I'm not making this up.
>>174576322I've dated multiple girls via 4chan, even fucked one or two "famous" (at the time) camwhores everyone on their home board was obsessed with
>>174575420I’ll give it a quick try:Like - Hot FuzzA new take on the buddy-cop movie, enjoyable the first time around and the twist is unexpected. Everyone on screen clearly had fun making the film. Gets better on repeat viewings because of the depth of the writing and jokes you may have missed before.Dislike - The HappeningRetarded premise. Trees are taking revenge on humanity for global warming and start excreting kill-yourself pheromones. At one point the protagonists are fleeing from wind in a meadow. Only film I saw in theatre I felt like walking out of. I stayed until the end.
>>174574625yes but cameras are not allowed and i physically beat anyone that tries to take a picture
>>174576185>black sun cripple>CHAD thunderman>race mixed Itachi Sasuke>pussy nigga 69>master mind
>>174576185>require airboot and crutch to walk>still go out with Hitler moustache and Black Sun shirt Fuck, dude.
>>174574638I'm thin and I dress like one of those Maine phaggroni
>>174570768And here is everyone who came
>>174574489I'd be down
>>174576431I lick your belly *mlllmllmlmlmmllmlmlmlm*
>>174576322I dated a girl from 2channel, Japanese 4chan basicallyshe was a bit crazy but I still like her
>>174570651in your head where it belongs
>>174576648those are called pecs trooner
>>174574988/tv/ feels middle of the range when it comes to oldfags.
>>174576431Damm. I stand corrected.
I worked with this dude named Joe once that always acted super autistic but one day he walked up to me and just kept saying 4chan memes out loud like "dindu" and "feminine penis"When I asked him why he was saying that shit he told me he was off his meds, one day he came into work with a fishermans hat on and kept asking me if he was "effay"This was like 2015ish mind you
>>174576960That was me
They didn't tell you?
>>174576960sounds fun desuwouldn't want to associate with him though
>>174576851they're call boobs
>>174577091boob this*farts in your mouth*
>>174574988Columbia? One of my professors in the East Asian department seemed like he might have been a 4channer.
>>174576185Negro Itachi and handicappted /pol/ almost made by dying by sudden laughing, lmao
>>174574638>I imagine you all are fat and smell bad and watch way too much pornYou got one lucky guess.
>>174576185for me, its pussy nigga 69
>>174577340i like how hes slyly eyeing the manlet in disdain in the group pic
>>174576960Did he know you lurked? Or was he so autistic he just said 4chan memes to random people?>feminine penisWould never talk to him if he said this kind of gay bullshit or "boypussy" or any other disgusting gay shit like this. Dindu is based though.
>>174574192>Its just teenage shitskinswho do you think is behind most of the posts here? do you really think it's a bunch of mature adults?
>>174575212I have been browsing since 2005 and have told two (2) people irl about it. One is an oldschool /b/tard like me that turned into a redditor and the other is a friend I was drunk with once and said "I'm going to tell you something about myself that only one other person knows..." This world deserves to be completely separate from the outside. I will pretend to go on reddit just to keep up the secret.