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I hope Pratt is right

please, please, please be good, I can't fucking wait
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>>174566591
I reckon he’ll be fine as Mario
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>>174566591
>Illumination
>Celebrity stunt casting
>Probably will have dance numbers

It'll be cheap and mediocre at best, that's Illumination's entire brand.
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>capeshit meets bing bing wahoo
you just know they're not going to let the damsel in distress trope go ahead, peach will be a tranny or some kind of strong indepedent whamen that saves mario
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It will be fine. This is a nintendo propety remember. While it might not be kino, it will surely be harmless. A bad mario movie wouldnt be good for video game sales, and its not like Mario is a dying IP they are trying to milk before they shelf him.
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>>174566690
>It'll be cheap and mediocre
excuse me? animation is on the same level as Pixar/Disney is not better, they only need a great story
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It'd be pretty funny if Pratt came out and said
>I just saw the teaser trailer for the very first time myself. What a load of old shit, I wouldn't even bother watching it once it came to streaming. This one looks VERY tedious.
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>>174566591
It would be interesting for sure im surprise Donkey Kong and Cranky Kong will be in it even tho they not Mario characters
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>>174566591
>I am simply bown away. You will be too, i promise you.
did they bring back Bob Hoskins?
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THIS SUMMER
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SAUTEE YOUR MUSHROOMS AND COMB YOUR STACHES FOR SOMETHING SUPER
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>>174566959
It'll take you out of the movie once you hear Seth Rogens nasty jew laugh either way
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>>174566721
You jest but Peach being a capable hero is old as 1988.
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WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
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>>174566798
Illumination films are made for like 1/3rd the budget of Pixar, who's always on the cutting edge of 3D animation considering they literally invented the tech lmao
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>>174566591
>movie starts
>Illumination logo with a bunch of minions dressed as Goombas, Yoshi, Toad, etc incoherently babbling
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>>174566634
Will he do an Italian voice?
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Did that just happen?! Awwwkwaaarrrrrdddd
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I hope it's set in the Mushroom Kingdom and isn't an awful real world integration like the Sonic or Pokemon films were.
I don't want to see ANY humans other than those in the games. NO ORIGINAL CHARACTERS.
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>IN A WORLD
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mario's gonna get a feather/cape at the end and save peach with the best powerup that hasn't been seen since 1993
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>>174567759
no, his mario won't even be italian but normal
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The film will be about Chris Pratt's & Anya Taylor-Joy's "IRL" characters (still CGI but more realistic, not bing bong cartoony) going through a rough spot in their relationship before they get sucked into an old cartridge where they take the roles of Mario and Peach. Every other character (e.g. Luigi) act "normal" as they're natives of the Mushroom Kingdom but Mario and Peach must play the role of outsider as they team up to take down Bowser and rekindle their relationship.
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>>174567965
that would be so unbelievably shit
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>>174568197
Shut up it sounds better than the first one
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>>174567965
I would laugh very hard if this turned out to be true. Fucking atrocious.
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>>174567965
pretty sure miyamoto and his bff chris would have you skinned alive for suggesting this
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WHAT A BUMMER
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Bowser should be voiced by Alex Jones
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>>174568471
Alex Jones should have been the voice of MARIO
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>>174568471
FREAKING CAPS ARE TURNING OUR FROGS GAY
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What would make this a good film?
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>>174568386
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
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>>174568769
daisy
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>>174568769
princess peach vore
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>>174568769
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>>174567759
I'm italian and I'll be mad as fuck if he doesn't
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>>174567676
>>>174566798 (You)
>Illumination films are made for like 1/3rd the budget of Pixar
it could be 1/100 of the budget, it looks even better than pixar
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>>174567892
>A SUPER MARIO WORLD
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>>174567759
I thought mario was a Mexican
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>>174567676
Pixar hasn't made a decent film since the first 15 minutes of UP.
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>>174568769
>Make Peach have her usual ditzy blonde personality instead of the American tuff womyn persona
>No pop culture references
>Have jokes and game references that aren't just surface level stuff like le mushroom and le blocks and coins
>Include popular characters that most usual Nintendo fans actually know like Rosalina and Waluigi instead of just the ones that your mom knows
>No modern normie pop music
Too much to ask?
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>>174570061
I wonder if there will be any romance between Peach and Mario.
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>>174571242
Interesting thought since Nintendo usually tries to avoid that except for the occasional kiss on the nose from Peach. Miyamoto is watching closely on the project so I don't expect it to be too heavy
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>>174571634
I wish it were a Japanese studio making the film.
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>>174568315
Does it, though?
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>>174571242
there will be delicious cake
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>>174568769
Make it both fun for adults and kids
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>>174566959
>even tho they not Mario characters
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>>174566591
Sonic 1 & 2 already BTFO this movie before it even came out
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>>174566591
I don't want to watch anything that has Seth Rogen in it.
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>>174566591
Something funny about him saying that with the photo from the terminal list
Makes it seem like hes the super serious soldier guy being like yay mario!
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>>174566722
If it's anything like Nu-Nijtendo it'll be shallow, empty, short and barebones like Mario Odyssey, Mario Kart 8, Breath of the Wild and Pikmin 3
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>>174566591
https://youtu.be/E2fH8FeoNs8
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>>174566690
>Probably will have dance numbers
Nice I love those
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Will TJ "Henry" Yoshi make an appearance?
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>>174566591
>pratt doesnt say 'so long gay bowser!' in the movie
soulless
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>>174572372
He has a brief cameo to criticise Mario's plan to rescue Peach, as it involves using half an A press to reach a window.
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>>174567759
He'll do the Mario voice, then cough awkwardly and then switch to a regular voice with a "what was that" funny expression.

They're going to massacre my boy Charles Martinet and I'm going to be so mad.
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>>174566591
For anyone who doesn't know, Disney DID make a pitch to Nintendo for the Mario movie. The rumor is that they wanted to subvert expectations with a "feminist" focus where Princess Peach would have to save Mario. No idea what Nintendo's response was but they obviously went with Illumination in the end. One of Disney's art guys posted some concept art on his Instagram, name is Ryan Lang.
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>>174567821
You're going to be SO MAD when they go to the "real world" in the second act, and the rest of the movie is Chris Pratt in overalls
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>>174572639
An A press is an A press. You can't say it's a half
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>man with financial interests in product claims product is great

Woah consoomer bros I’m pissing myself thinking about the newest goyslop!
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>>174573131
Um you DO know that women can have penises, right sweatie?
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>>174573393
shut up and let us autists look forward to the first real video game movie
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>>174573131
I like that Bowser wants to save Mario and that Luigi gets to be the Disney Male Feminist hero, but I don't like Psycho Karen Peach. It's too obvious.
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>>174573131
Yikes, that would have been a disaster. I do like Punished Petey Piranha though.
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>>174571682
this
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>>174566591
>This one is VERY special
Goddamnit. It's gonna go the TFA route isn't it? Fade from black. Whispers over a montage of scenes implying drama. A grand orchestral score comes in. A quick tease of fucking Bowser.
Screencap this post.
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>>174568769
Rosalina fan service.
Mario with an ak-47.
Luigi smoking weed (because he's green).
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>>174566591
THIS SUMMER
YOUR FAVORITE PLUMBER
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>>174570061
actual good list
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>>174566721
>implying Mario isn't capeshit
He even wears capes.
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>>174568769
>scene where Bowser is riling up all his henchmen with a speech
>in the crowd of goombas and koopas there's one random Minion
would be a funny and soulful gag
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>>174572756
NNNNOOOO YOU'RE GIVING THEM IDEAS
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>>174574721
Is the minion flossing?
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>>174566591
>teaser of a teaser trailer
Just give us the full trailer damn it, I’ve waited this moment for my entire life
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>>174568769
This
>>174568524
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I hope it's gritty. Bowser stages a coup and kills some secondary character like Daisy or Luigi, really rips them up as Mario looks on helplessly. Several explicit rape scenes leaving Peach a bruised mess.
Mario hunts down and kills Bowsers children one by one, resulting in further revenge killings from Bowser until a final showdown between the pair. Mario finishes Bowser by swinging him by the tail into a volcano. But he's too late to save Peach who although alive, gives birth to Bowser Jr.
Yeah.
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>>174568769
This scene
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>>174575230
Chris Pratt will go uncredited for that scene just to say it himself
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>>174569912
Based and truth-pilled.
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>>174566798
lol, the same level
lmao
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>>174575230
Can't top the live action one.
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>>174575554
yes
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>>174575423
Up is what killed Pixar desu, they've been chasing its success ever since
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>>174569898
Mario is canonically a Mexican.
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>>174575753
Unironically, he is Albanian
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>>174566591
A Mario movie should never be good, unless it’s based on super Mario rpg.
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Mario isn't a human he's whatever humanoids are called in the Mushroom Kingdom. Same species as Peach, Rosalina etc. but its not human.
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Cast him
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>>174567759
No, Mario is no longer Italian. He's normal now.
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>>174569473
Based.
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>>174576229
Oh thank God for that. I was worried we'd get a repeat of Bob Hoskins' performance.
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OW MY FIREBALLS
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>>174566591
Will be WOKE
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>>174566591
Peach will save Mario, its her time
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>>174577032
Miyamoto is a shinto traditionalist he has no time for any bullshit.
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>>174568769
Movie adaption of SMRPG
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>>174566591
>Illumination
It's shit.
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>>174577299
Peach will be main character.
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>>174577076
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>Minions
>Secret Life of Pets
>Sing

It's over.
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>>174570061
>peach
>personality
Her personality is "classic disney princess". Paper Mario isn't canon, and would not be allowed by modern nintendo.
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>>174576229
His nationality doesn't matter, Mario can unite us.
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Its a Kids movie why do you care if its Good or not?
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>>174578408
kids aren't buying mario, it's manchildren who had kids buying mario and forcing it on their kids. the parents will be buying the tickets, the parents don't want to leave their kids alone with pedophiles in the dark so they'll need a ticket to sit with them too, this movie is for pedophile incels with kids



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