I hope Pratt is rightplease, please, please be good, I can't fucking wait
>>174566591I reckon he’ll be fine as Mario
>>174566591>Illumination>Celebrity stunt casting>Probably will have dance numbers It'll be cheap and mediocre at best, that's Illumination's entire brand.
>capeshit meets bing bing wahooyou just know they're not going to let the damsel in distress trope go ahead, peach will be a tranny or some kind of strong indepedent whamen that saves mario
It will be fine. This is a nintendo propety remember. While it might not be kino, it will surely be harmless. A bad mario movie wouldnt be good for video game sales, and its not like Mario is a dying IP they are trying to milk before they shelf him.
>>174566690>It'll be cheap and mediocreexcuse me? animation is on the same level as Pixar/Disney is not better, they only need a great story
It'd be pretty funny if Pratt came out and said>I just saw the teaser trailer for the very first time myself. What a load of old shit, I wouldn't even bother watching it once it came to streaming. This one looks VERY tedious.
>>174566591It would be interesting for sure im surprise Donkey Kong and Cranky Kong will be in it even tho they not Mario characters
>>174566591>I am simply bown away. You will be too, i promise you.did they bring back Bob Hoskins?
SAUTEE YOUR MUSHROOMS AND COMB YOUR STACHES FOR SOMETHING SUPER
>>174566959It'll take you out of the movie once you hear Seth Rogens nasty jew laugh either way
>>174566721You jest but Peach being a capable hero is old as 1988.
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
>>174566798Illumination films are made for like 1/3rd the budget of Pixar, who's always on the cutting edge of 3D animation considering they literally invented the tech lmao
>>174566591>movie starts>Illumination logo with a bunch of minions dressed as Goombas, Yoshi, Toad, etc incoherently babbling
>>174566634Will he do an Italian voice?
Did that just happen?! Awwwkwaaarrrrrdddd
I hope it's set in the Mushroom Kingdom and isn't an awful real world integration like the Sonic or Pokemon films were.I don't want to see ANY humans other than those in the games. NO ORIGINAL CHARACTERS.
>IN A WORLD
mario's gonna get a feather/cape at the end and save peach with the best powerup that hasn't been seen since 1993
>>174567759no, his mario won't even be italian but normal
The film will be about Chris Pratt's & Anya Taylor-Joy's "IRL" characters (still CGI but more realistic, not bing bong cartoony) going through a rough spot in their relationship before they get sucked into an old cartridge where they take the roles of Mario and Peach. Every other character (e.g. Luigi) act "normal" as they're natives of the Mushroom Kingdom but Mario and Peach must play the role of outsider as they team up to take down Bowser and rekindle their relationship.
>>174567965that would be so unbelievably shit
>>174568197Shut up it sounds better than the first one
>>174567965I would laugh very hard if this turned out to be true. Fucking atrocious.
>>174567965pretty sure miyamoto and his bff chris would have you skinned alive for suggesting this
WHAT A BUMMER
Bowser should be voiced by Alex Jones
>>174568471Alex Jones should have been the voice of MARIO
>>174568471FREAKING CAPS ARE TURNING OUR FROGS GAY
What would make this a good film?
>>174568386SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>>174568769princess peach vore
>>174567759I'm italian and I'll be mad as fuck if he doesn't
>>174567676>>>174566798 (You)>Illumination films are made for like 1/3rd the budget of Pixarit could be 1/100 of the budget, it looks even better than pixar
>>174567892>A SUPER MARIO WORLD
>>174567759I thought mario was a Mexican
>>174567676Pixar hasn't made a decent film since the first 15 minutes of UP.
>>174568769>Make Peach have her usual ditzy blonde personality instead of the American tuff womyn persona>No pop culture references>Have jokes and game references that aren't just surface level stuff like le mushroom and le blocks and coins>Include popular characters that most usual Nintendo fans actually know like Rosalina and Waluigi instead of just the ones that your mom knows>No modern normie pop musicToo much to ask?
>>174570061I wonder if there will be any romance between Peach and Mario.
>>174571242Interesting thought since Nintendo usually tries to avoid that except for the occasional kiss on the nose from Peach. Miyamoto is watching closely on the project so I don't expect it to be too heavy
>>174571634I wish it were a Japanese studio making the film.
>>174568315Does it, though?
>>174571242there will be delicious cake
>>174568769Make it both fun for adults and kids
>>174566959>even tho they not Mario characters
>>174566591Sonic 1 & 2 already BTFO this movie before it even came out
>>174566591I don't want to watch anything that has Seth Rogen in it.
>>174566591Something funny about him saying that with the photo from the terminal list Makes it seem like hes the super serious soldier guy being like yay mario!
>>174566722If it's anything like Nu-Nijtendo it'll be shallow, empty, short and barebones like Mario Odyssey, Mario Kart 8, Breath of the Wild and Pikmin 3
>>174566690>Probably will have dance numbersNice I love those
Will TJ "Henry" Yoshi make an appearance?
>>174566591>pratt doesnt say 'so long gay bowser!' in the moviesoulless
>>174572372He has a brief cameo to criticise Mario's plan to rescue Peach, as it involves using half an A press to reach a window.
>>174567759He'll do the Mario voice, then cough awkwardly and then switch to a regular voice with a "what was that" funny expression.They're going to massacre my boy Charles Martinet and I'm going to be so mad.
>>174566591For anyone who doesn't know, Disney DID make a pitch to Nintendo for the Mario movie. The rumor is that they wanted to subvert expectations with a "feminist" focus where Princess Peach would have to save Mario. No idea what Nintendo's response was but they obviously went with Illumination in the end. One of Disney's art guys posted some concept art on his Instagram, name is Ryan Lang.
>>174567821You're going to be SO MAD when they go to the "real world" in the second act, and the rest of the movie is Chris Pratt in overalls
>>174572639An A press is an A press. You can't say it's a half
>man with financial interests in product claims product is greatWoah consoomer bros I’m pissing myself thinking about the newest goyslop!
>>174573131Um you DO know that women can have penises, right sweatie?
>>174573393shut up and let us autists look forward to the first real video game movie
>>174573131I like that Bowser wants to save Mario and that Luigi gets to be the Disney Male Feminist hero, but I don't like Psycho Karen Peach. It's too obvious.
>>174573131Yikes, that would have been a disaster. I do like Punished Petey Piranha though.
>>174566591>This one is VERY specialGoddamnit. It's gonna go the TFA route isn't it? Fade from black. Whispers over a montage of scenes implying drama. A grand orchestral score comes in. A quick tease of fucking Bowser.Screencap this post.
>>174568769Rosalina fan service.Mario with an ak-47.Luigi smoking weed (because he's green).
>>174566591THIS SUMMERYOUR FAVORITE PLUMBER
>>174570061actual good list
>>174566721>implying Mario isn't capeshitHe even wears capes.
>>174568769>scene where Bowser is riling up all his henchmen with a speech>in the crowd of goombas and koopas there's one random Minionwould be a funny and soulful gag
>>174572756NNNNOOOO YOU'RE GIVING THEM IDEAS
>>174574721Is the minion flossing?
>>174566591>teaser of a teaser trailerJust give us the full trailer damn it, I’ve waited this moment for my entire life
I hope it's gritty. Bowser stages a coup and kills some secondary character like Daisy or Luigi, really rips them up as Mario looks on helplessly. Several explicit rape scenes leaving Peach a bruised mess.Mario hunts down and kills Bowsers children one by one, resulting in further revenge killings from Bowser until a final showdown between the pair. Mario finishes Bowser by swinging him by the tail into a volcano. But he's too late to save Peach who although alive, gives birth to Bowser Jr. Yeah.
>>174575230Chris Pratt will go uncredited for that scene just to say it himself
>>174569912Based and truth-pilled.
>>174566798lol, the same levellmao
>>174575230Can't top the live action one.
>>174575423Up is what killed Pixar desu, they've been chasing its success ever since
>>174569898Mario is canonically a Mexican.
>>174575753Unironically, he is Albanian
>>174566591A Mario movie should never be good, unless it’s based on super Mario rpg.
Mario isn't a human he's whatever humanoids are called in the Mushroom Kingdom. Same species as Peach, Rosalina etc. but its not human.
>>174567759No, Mario is no longer Italian. He's normal now.
>>174576229Oh thank God for that. I was worried we'd get a repeat of Bob Hoskins' performance.
OW MY FIREBALLS
>>174566591Will be WOKE
>>174566591Peach will save Mario, its her time
>>174577032Miyamoto is a shinto traditionalist he has no time for any bullshit.
>>174568769Movie adaption of SMRPG
>>174577299Peach will be main character.
>Minions>Secret Life of Pets>SingIt's over.
>>174570061>peach>personalityHer personality is "classic disney princess". Paper Mario isn't canon, and would not be allowed by modern nintendo.
>>174576229His nationality doesn't matter, Mario can unite us.
Its a Kids movie why do you care if its Good or not?
>>174578408kids aren't buying mario, it's manchildren who had kids buying mario and forcing it on their kids. the parents will be buying the tickets, the parents don't want to leave their kids alone with pedophiles in the dark so they'll need a ticket to sit with them too, this movie is for pedophile incels with kids