Balrog edition Previous >>174552774
Elendil's helm is based
>>174555622I KNOW WHO THAT IS!! I SAW THE FELLOWSHIP!!!
Slopspammer coming in 3...2...1...
>>174555645>>174555700She looks so good in this armour
>>174555744Good. This show is garbage.
>>174555743>whoNot the same balrog
>Slopspammer coming in 3...2...1...
>>174555786>no, you are NOT ALLOWED to talk about what I don't like on this libertarian imageboard
>>174555682How does the armor in this fucking retard piece of shit show all look like it's made out of foam rubber?
Goyslop of power
>>174555878What the fuck is he doing? That's not how whips work.
MORF MORF MORF
White people surrender to the orcs and poc stay back and fight
>>174555912It's retelling of a legend that may/may not have happened, it's not a depiction of an actual event
>nooo you can't say goyslop, that's spam
>>174555878This fake virtual camera movement and CGI elf animations look SO FUCKING UGLYLike what the fuck?
>>174555941Just like in real life
>Just like in real life
why did he break the oath so easily?
>>174555952>it's not a depiction of an actual eventSo in the story the Balrog is an idiot and doesn't know how whips work? Is that a specific aspect of it in the retelling, that would result in someone spending hundreds of hours crafting the CGI rendering of it? Or is it just that the idiots making the shot have no idea how a fucking whip works?
>>174555966Elrond was recounting an ancient mythological story. It's not even real
>Númenor, a kingdom of great sailors>muh Sea Guard>half the kangdom wants to join>three ships>1 billion dollars...
>>174555957Did you just out yourself as a chink? lol
>>174556051>bugmen and Russians getting real nervous right now
>>174555940>no one is even trying to hit herkek is this show capable of making anything look good? where the fuck did the budget go if not to writers, directors, choreographers, costume designers or cgi artists? why is it all so shit
>>174556130LOOOL they used to forwardlink the threads like real users, but now that there aren't any real users to follow him, the shilly just tries to get a new thread going by xirself without getting bullied immediately and throws all pretext of having real people in the thread away
>>174556163>no one is even trying to hit herone does hit her though
>>174555824>>Slopspammer coming in 3...2...1...some1 asking for some GOYSLOPP
>>174556224Aren't you going to die in Ukraine pretty soon? Is this how you want to spend the last of your days?
>>174556212>>no one is even trying to hit her>one does hit her thoughleave this fucking board retard you arent even good at shilling
>>174556250>IF YOU DONT LIKE MY TROONED OUT SLOPSHOW..... YOUR......... LE VOLDEMORT COUNTRY... right....
WOWEE IS THAT THE LATEST EPISODE OF MY FAVORITE HECKIN EPIC AMAZON PRIME ZOGCHOW?!? OMG I GOTTA TELL MY WIFES BOYFRIEND AND SEE IF I CAN GET THE HOUSE TO MYSELF HEHE
>>174556244just post the webm
>Aren't you going to die in Ukraine pretty soon? Is this how you want to spend the last of your days?
>al pharazon before the rings were even madethey really didnt think this through
>>174556281>WOWEE IS THAT THE LATEST EPISODE OF MY FAVORITE HECKIN EPIC AMAZON PRIME ZOGCHOW?!? OMG I GOTTA TELL MY WIFES BOYFRIEND AND SEE IF I CAN GET THE HOUSE TO MYSELF HEHE>>174556281whoooooooooweeeeeeee WE GOT OURSELVES A WILD MAN HERE. aa real fucking NOSE FOR THE OL SLOP HE HAS
>>174556327>>174556244only thing that will get the troons to stop spamming for a moment is a look at this fat little boy body
>only thing that will get the troons to stop spamming for a moment is a look at this fat little boy body
>>174556281>>174556316god damn it KEEP FUCKIN BULLYING ME. i fucking swear KEEP DOING IT AND IM CALLING THE JANJANS MISTERS
>>174556382>>only thing that will get the troons to stop spamming for a moment is a look at this fat little boy bodyi said that and you look like that and later you WILLL look like this
>>174556355This but unironically
>i said that and you look like that and later you WILLL look like this
>>174556407you've been at it for 10 hours now lmao. you're beyond fucked in the head
Was the casting made in a gay bar??
>you've been at it for 10 hours now lmao. you're beyond fucked in the headhey normal 4channer. what were you doing all 10 hours that he was here
>September 23rd >show is already completely forgotten
>>174556422>10 hoursLonger, 16 hours now
>>174556422It has to be a bot. Nobody is this unhinged, not even on 4chan
>>174556477>Longer, 16 hours nowweird what were you doing the whole time this gangstalking was happening on 4chan
>>174556506>what were you doing the whole timeI slept for about 8 of them, threads are easy to skim through once you wake up thoughHow about you?
>>174556477>>174556422HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLP HEEEEEELP THIS GUY WAS HERE BULLYING ME WHILE I WAS TRYING TO SHILL A GAY TROON SHOW- I MEAN UHHHHH someone texted me that he was here that long
>>174556004just watch it if you're so intrigued faggot
>>174556529I slept for about 8 of them, threads are easy to skim through
>>174556452given that I still remember it, not as completely as I'd prefer quite frankly.
>>174555878Like a VG out of gameplay demo on 2005. How in fuck's name is this a billion dollar show?
>>174556585>forgets how to greentexthello fellow 4channel 'user'
>I slept for about 8 of them...!! threads are easy to skim through!!
>>174555878which zelda game is this from
>>174555878>That'll be one billion dollars plus tip.
>>174555622I want to see shota boy elves hugging and kissing and sexing.
>>174556585based dedicated slop poster relentlessly counter shilling. hats off to you m8
>>174556609>>forgets how to greentext>hello fellow 4channel 'user'>BOOSSSSSSSS>IVE BEEN TRACKIN THIS GOYSLOPPIN SON OF A BIIIIIITCH FOR 78 HOURS BUT GUESS WHAT>GUESS FUCKING WHAT I got HIM THIS TIME
>>174556585Keep up the good work
Just got done having sex with my gf after watching the show. How's the night treating ya my incel friends?
>>174556623The show is a live action retelling of Link's Awakening
>>174556678based this was a great episode. definitely gonna stroke my willy later
>elrond did they find mithril?>i can't break my oath.>your oath for what? why would you take an oath that prevents you from talking about finding mithril?>i can't break my oath.>elrond i looked at the mithril you gave me.>i can't break my oath, celebrimbor.>yes. thankfully giving the mithril to me and talking about it doesn't break your oath. what exactly was the oath again?>i can't break my oath.
>>174555682>mogs on the way
ben tinkin all day bout dem rangs
>>174556841>galadriel said she'll suck the cum outta me on the voyage, but if i let her taste my seed her elven senses will reveal to her my power level...
>>174556678>gf>not bfs m h
>>174555878This entire shit looks like an overproduced music video from the mid 2000s.
>>174556769Oh no, you see, using actual metal would be too expensive and time consuming to make, so we just settled with copy-pasted foam rubber scales straight from the 3D print shop.
>>174556769>LOTR armor: soul>ROP armor: soullessThey had a massive budget and used craptastic plastic Halloween costumes for their armor vs real armor like LoTR, what a fucking engagement
>>174555622>>174556280Did the license Amazon bought include all of jacksons film designs?
>>174555682Shouldn't his nose guard be covering his nose?
>>174556280that CGI might have been the only good CGI in the entire tv show so far and it still looked like a videogame.The sea monster was alright too because it was real water and you couldnt really see the monster. Apart from that everything was garbage so far
>>174557012>>174556988having actual armor being made would very likely lead to employing mostly white men rather than gender queer concept artists and pajeet (diverse) cgi artists
funny how tranny slop schizos cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin
>>174557034The entire helmet doesn't look like it fits right.
>>174557061How much would Galadriel's armor weigh if it was made of real metal? Could she actually wear it and still shoot properly?
>>174557012I'd like to remind people, that the entire budget of all three Jackson movies put together barely covers a quarter of the entire budget of Rangz.
>all these incels crying about the lack of artistic qualityYou just don't get it. You just don't. You have surely heard of the entire cultural phenomenon called netflix and chill, even though you have not lived it. That is what movies and tv-shows are for to regular people (i.e., non-incels). It is supposed to have extremely cheesy, shit scenes, because that's when both you and the woman you are watching it will begin fooling around. It is designed this way to give ample time for sexual recreation without any FOMO whatseover. Then, once you have nutted inside a woman you love, you are content with just pretty bright colors, and you no longer listen to the dialogue, just the sweet nothings your lover is whispering to you.Demanding artistic quality is incel cope. Not joking. Not memeing. Not doing an irony. Incel cope.
>>174557165nobody cares that you can still watch it with your zero brain normie friends, go to facebook.com messenger if you have opinions like this.
>>174555682Why does everything look took too clean?Like I get the feeling their equipment was just unwrapped from protective plastic, which is what you probably don't want on a fantasy saga.
>>174557165you're lucky if you think that's the only problem.This show is rubbish from top to bottom.
>>174557216The lack of wear and tear is a huge deal and kills immersion.Compare it to pic related. The dirt and mud stains on the bottom of his surcoat aren't just there to make it look old and dirty. It's there because the guy rode and traveled for days to get to rivendell
>>174557165>It's ok that the show is bad because it's only meant to played in the background
>>174557162Jackson didn't have to pay $250 million for the rights alone. If you want to blame someone first blame those greedy fucking Tolkiens lol
>>174557216>>174557269It's an occasion. Polishing the metalwork is the very least they could do.
>>174557269Aragorn steals those bracers later in the movie.
>>174557216it's funny how a fantasy show that finally does away with the "medieval filter" gets criticized for looking too clean
Why is Isuldur such a beta male? Thankfully Elendil is great
>>174557216Narfoots have been traveling in a carvan for miles and look dirty. The scattered southernlings also look dirty. Numenors have just launched their armies. what are you talking about?
>>174557350yeah, they're Numenor, they should look clean and imposing
Hot garbage the show.Shilltroons should off themselves for pretending to like that soap opera.The only good thing about that show is that not even niggers like that crap, it's dead on arrival, even with normies.
>>174555622So what happened this time? Are there more wink wink nudge hints at Halbrand totally not being Sauron? Anything egregiously stupid?
btw, once again absolutely nothing happened in this episode. Gandalf froze his arm a little and repelled some dogs with a slam, Galadriel STILL hasnt fully shipped out from Numenor and the harfoots are still on some random journey to nowhere in particular. The humans are still just deffing the tower. NOTHING is happening.The only good scene was when Durin scammed his way to the table.
Big tit girl really dosen’t want numanor to go to war because ?? Completely out of nowhere.Politicians son BLOWS up fucking ship directly against fathers wishes because: ?????? Pussy?Elrond swears blood oath to the death never to reveal my thrill to anyone.Casually fucking talking about its properties later with his gay Liberace elf master. WTF? This shit is so bad.
The Hobbit storyline is unironically the best of the show. The orc invasion plotline is so bad its like torture just to sit through, and the Numenorean scenes are just barely better. Sauron is the only saving grace. The hobbit plot has the most Tolkien like feeling to it.
>>174555645This bitch needs a cheese wheel ASAP.
>>174557367Yep, Euros love this show
>>174557532>The Hobbit storyline is unironically the best of the showwhat story line is that? There is no hobbit storyline, there is no story, there are no goals. Are you unironically telling us that just because you want to see what Gandalf is up to, it's a good storyline? No, it's entirely shit. There are no stakes. I can guarantee you that the entire hobbit story solely exists to show some twist around how Gandalf is actually Saruman and evil after all or whatever. Hours and hours of content for a single story point that they could do in 10min
>>174556327She looks like that stripper dancing topless for a crowd of boomers while looking all haggard and maybe inbred. You know this picture.
>>174555766she looks like she wants to appear badass. It's so cringe
>>174557466yes he literally apologizes to Galadriel after she explains to him that Sauron killed her brother
I hope the teenboy human in the trailer meets a teenboy elf. And together they'll do ... stuff.
>>174556439All actors are gay. This is news to you? It's fucking theater. Only women and faggots are big enough attention whores to go into theater.
this episode sucked and this thread sucks and i hate you
>>174556439The two guys on left and on right are cute tho. Do they fuck each other onscreen?
>>174557677I thought we were friends...
>>174557625>my brother died>I'm sorry, that's tragic>HOLY FUCK HE MUST HAVE DONE ITAre you cripplingly autistic or just ESL?
>>174557625>after she explains to him that Sauron killed her brother*Saurons servants she said
>>174557625A werewolf killed her brother actually. Man, Galadriel sure is dumb.
>>174557677Are there any relentlessly handsome main characters?>>174557715Are there?
>>174556749Fucking seriously, it’s insane
>>174556769looks so good
>>174555876Because it is
>>174557737I like to pretend I’m a main character, so yes
>>174557732Because of Sauron. She was right in blaming Sauron.
>>174557458I only shill it because of the guaranteed (You)s and because it is much funnier to do while having the show on in the background than actually watching, gets extra hilarious when you realize that the people you are fake shilling it too actually watched it much more attentively than you did
This episode was fine but next episode will be the real test of the season. It's probably going to be focused entirely on the Arondir and Galadriel with a big battle and the Southlands getting BTFOCavalry changes, circus stunts and all
>>174557783Good morning sir!
>>174555682>>174555878sighthis shit if offensively bad, anyone that tells you it's not is a fucking retard
>>174556327I wanna put a baby in her so bad, bros
>>174556439>Was the casting made in a gay bar??
>>174557303the same problem was when they arrived at the dwarves. Perfectly clean clothes while they arrived on foot. Yeah right.
>>174557732only after he lost a magic singing duel to Sauron
>>174557861But nobody cares about Tom Hardy. He's ugly.
>>174557905Some anon has the webm of this scene, maybe i'll make it later
>>174557932You're literally a horse?
>>174557905bet it smells cheesylooks a lil too
>>174557517It's unreal how bad it is, you can point out gigantic mistakes in almost every single scene, litearlly. On top of that the scenes arent progressing any story whatsoever.
>>174557962yeah and i need my goyhay
>>174557783incompetent people dont suddenly become competent
>>174557992You are a peptic ulcer.
>>174555622I like how they really amped up the metaphysics in this episode but I wish they had done it sooner. I think in this media climate with GoT out most people are watching thinking that middle earth is just like any other planet and that references to gods and angels are old timey superstition. You mainly get from GoT that its a relatively normal planet with a bunch of undeveloped people on it, but that's not what is going on in LOTR.
>>174557532Agree on all points, hobbit storyline at least is kind of interesting. Human/orc is incredibly painful. I do not give a shit about anyone.
>>174558001And you're gay?
>>174555766>She looks so good in this armour
>>174557932every random scene in numenor has a huge set with tons of props and extras in costume with major vfx too. It kind of makes me feel bad for how the show is doing relative to its pricetag
>>174557019Actually yes. New Line is actually in the credits.
Next time on Rings of Power
>>174558084>you have been told many lieswatch Amazon go full trainwreck and make Adar Gil-Galad's brother who was cursed and exiled so that Gil-Galad could become king
>>174558122>>174557019They probably have licenced everything from the movies and yes New Line are part of the production. They paid WB like $100m as part of the overall deal.
How much screen time does Theo have? I'm only interested in him.
>>174558188a moderate amount
>>174558077"look mom, I'm earing armor!"
>>174555878Who is the elf supposed to be?
>>174555766I'm surprised the Numenoreans were not kneeling to her
>>174558188checkedhe makes a couple faces when he turns down the old pedophile asking him to leaveand then has a little conversation with the black elf about bows and shit then shows him the swordhe has just a few minutes but that storyline has more
>>174558214Thank you. Does he have good looking guy friends?
>YOOS IS SOO ON ISN YOO?based old retard
>>174555878Like a PS4 cutscene
>>174558305yeah but he was implied to be killed offscreen this episode
>>174558295Thank you. I hope he'll have a lot more scenes later
bros... earien (titsildur) browses the reddit instead of here. it's over for us /rangz/kangz
>>174555878PC games from 2001 tierhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEaISOVZj9s
>>174558287Unspecified but there are not many tales of elves taking on Balrogs solo.Feanor, Glorfindel and Ecthelion for eg but they all got killed in the process
>>174558357That game also had a much better story than this garbage, even with its ebin twist.
>>174558379adar turns his twink friend into a sissyslave, he's not dead
>>174555766didn't know skavens were in lotr
What exactly was the point of doing a slow motion scene of Galadriel boarding the ship while all the men look at her in awe? How do you even justify it as a writer? They wanted her to be presented as an imposing or ethereal presence but we've already seen her in so many scenes for five episodes, some of them even already wearing armor, and she didnt look like a majestic elf in any of them so she's not going to start looking like it now.
>>174558448She's not meant to look majesticYou are just meant to look at the armour and go 'oh that looks cool'90% of people won't have seen the promo pics of her in it or if they had they forgot what it looks like already
>>174557856Was strange how this episode actually had some decent fight choreography with Galadriel.Sooooooo... why did last week's episode have to do the retarded cut-away editing when she beat those guards and shoved them into the cell? Rather than showing us how she did it
RoP actually has higher demand on torrent sites than HotD
>>174555766>again with the slow moat least she's not smiling this time
>>174558448because in the inner city minorities like fat asses at the club and they think that should be in here
>>174558448Its for normies to soak in her armor design since they will only watch the show once and never see it in detail again
>>174558510small indie productionplease understand
>>174555878yeah you can tell this show has like 500 cgi studios working on it and some of them are pajeets learning blender for the first time with youtube guides
>>174555878Didn't watch yet, who's that supposed to be? Can't be Feanor or Gandalf.
>>174558393>he's not deadOh thank gods.
>>174558593>500 cgi studiosNot quite but yes there were alot involved
>>174558510>decentCome on, anon.
>>174558607I cannot tell if you are trolling or literally retarded.
>>174555622>I can't believe your mom let's you have 4 simarilsThis series just reached fanfic tier.
>>174558607They didn't give a name, it's just a legend they invented for the show so they could just pass it off as a fictional tale anyway
>>174558763You obviously did not read The Silmarillon.
Where did she get the elven armor from that she was wearing when she boarded the boat?
>>174557298>greedy Fuck Amazon, if they come knocking it doesn’t matter if you’re literally hitler, take them for a ride. Milk every last bit of stolen wages back out of them, like seriously- fuck Amazon.
>>174558814I bet they won't say, but last episode they showed all those legendary weapons and pieces of armour in Tar-Palantir's room so they probably want you to think it could be some other 1st age piece belonging to somebody important
>>174558763Earendil has one Silmaril, a destiny everyone knows.On this cheap fanfic of a series, seems to be, it's not known that Maedhros was engulfed by the earth while holding the other oner nor Maglor cast his onto the sea.
>>174558514Because no one has prime and everyone has HBO already, because Amazon makes shitshows and HBO makes home box office BANGERS
>>174558814Are you a fool? They bring up the fact that Numenor used to belong to the elves in every episode.
>>174558952>BANGERSYou can order male prostitutes via HBO? Is this service available worldwide or just in North America?
>>174558952what kind of poor person are you? everyone i know has prime for purchases already and rarely uses the video stuff
>>174558088It wasn’t fine, not for a billion dollar show.Nobody would care if the ip was different and the budget was 10 million, that’s about the right level for the audience who actually enjoy this shit.There are so few of you utter tastelets around, majority opinion will always be it’s lukewarm shit m80
>>174558653Can't get enough of ESL shills responding to posts blatantly insulting them like this, kek
>>174558967Looks like a streetshitter even with a helmet on.
>>174559020>using a slave factory to get your goods delivered Yeah, nah, no thanks.
>>174558952only americans pay for streaming tv shows, here we just have netflix
>The King trying to convince Elrond to break his oath and tell him I’ve never read the Silmarillion but isn’t oaths and breaking them a big reason a lot of shit went down with the elves?
>>174558952>no one has primeIsn't it possible to exploit the 1-month free trial for new users by making new accounts with throwaway emails? Or did they finally fix that loophole?
>>174559013Numenor never belonged to the elves retard.
>>174559013Numenor never belonged to the elves you utter mong
>>174559138Nobody cares, nothing that happens in this show matters.
>>174559020Not poor, prudent.Prime for purchases is only available in 23 countries. My country doesn't even have amazon warehouses because our trade unions would burn them to the ground.Not 3rd world either btw, Denmark.And I will never give a single dime to Jeff Bezos, ever. I will steal his content and shit on it, or trollingly shill it, depending on mood, but I will never, ever pay for anything he provides.
>>174559138>isn’t oaths and breaking them a big reason a lot of shit went down with the elves?Yes very much so, I mean even in the show Galadriel is so single minded because she's got her own oath/vow to fulfill.That's why when asked why she keeps on fighting her only answer is simply she cannot stop. It's inconceivable to her to break her vow, just like it was for the sons of Feanor to break their oath
>>174559139I don't have a prime membership, and whenever i order something on amazon (every 6 months or so) they give me a free trial of 1 month, on the same account
>>174558967>>174558992they will shake hands next episode, and Halbrand will mock Isildur's weak grip saying "careful, I could lose a finger here"
IM IN UTTER DISBELIEF AT HOW BAD IT IS HAHAHAHA seriously i thought the new star wars was bad but this is on another level, how is it even possible this made it to screen
The scene with Galadriel teaching swordfighting should have been cool, but instead I was cringing. Why? Is it the actress? The direction? Idk what it is but she makes me cringe in almost every scene
Do Adar identifies themselves as a pre-transitioned Orc?
>>174559232The actress isn't bad, it's the direction, the choregraphy, it feels very weird, almost like a telenovela which the bad lighting and theatrical dramatic acting
>>174556030Are you retard? I mean technical quality, it being unreal doesnt justify shitty camerwawork and CGI.
>>174559233He's literally a mid-transition E to OOriginal design he looked more orc-ish but they toned it down alot
>>174556963kek spot on
>HERE WIGGLES. HERE MR OINKY>TIME FOR DIN DINS
>>174555622Haven’t seen it. They do the Balrog thing? Yeah, go figure. “Let’s do that same shit for dollarinos!”
>>174559291>174559291▶The actor has cool eyes. Interesting color
>>174559291>Great looking charismatic actor with amazing elf-like features.>Cast as some OC minor villain instead of Gil-Galad, Celebrimbor or disguised Sauron.This show made great efforts in trying to shit all over the place.
>>174559216>they will shake hands next episode, and Halbrand will mock Isildur's weak grip saying "careful, I could lose a finger here">Halbrand proceeds to agressively wink at the camera.
WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN SHILLS? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN????
>>174559291>Soon it will be gone, and with it, the part of me that knew its warmth as well.What did he mean?
>>174555878It looks horrible.
>>174555622I thought big mamma spider rekt the trees
>>174555878And that's where mithril comes from
>>174555766u ppl srsly find this plank of wood attractive?
>>174559501His plan is to make Mount Doom erupt which will obscure the sun, create Mordor and providing a home for the orcs.So he's basking in direct sunlight while he still can
>>174555766Ah yes, the suit of elven armor that the elf hating Numenoreans just happened to have lying around
>>174559544Oh doh, of course. He seems a partially unwilling participant, I wonder how he got roped into it all.
>>174558290Why is he Indian?
>>174559545They didn't destroy the old elvish stuff, just let it sit wherever.
>>174558967>Isildurwhat? Wasn't he born ages after the rings were forged?
>>174559593numenoreans are of dark complexion I think
>>174559123lol i gladly will. imagine being this pozzed
>>174559597What old elvish stuff? Numenor never belonged to the elves.
Why is the casting so bad and the actors have zero charisma? The worst one may be Theo.
>>174559254>The actress isn't badShe is atrocious.
>>174559232it wasn't great but it was better than it looked in the trailer at least. overall the episode was good. the actress or the character is bad though, every scene she's in is worse for it.
>>174559638I really like elrond and durin. Literally everything else is trash. Especially galadriel
>>174555622I don't understand why everyone hates elves so much.
The mithril thing is one of the most cringe asspulls of all time, imagine coming up with this retard stuff lel
>>174556280free pigeon meat (roasted) in the middle of battlefield.
>>174559674it's only natural
>>174559720elrond says it's apocryphal. it's gonna turn out to either be a dead end or they're being deceived for another purpose. almost all doomsaying about what's gonna happen after each episode hasn't come to fruition
>deceives Durin>deceives Galadriel>hides info from everybody elseWhy is Elrond such a crappy friend?
Boy has some stinky lips
>>174555878>Physics? What's that?
>>174559833Well he's just he's just the messenger, but he's surprisingly shit at reading when he's being used.That said I think if he explained the situation better to Durin it would be less shit. He's kind of right that they don't need to keep it a secret forever. I mean what could anyone even do? Moria is inside a freaking mountain, who the fuck can lay siege to it without suffering massive freaking losses? Well besides the Balrog eventually.
Lighting sucks as fuck.
Someone post the jail scene
>>174555622whenever i see these threads i feel a little happier because i know i will never be enough of a loser to invest my free time in not only watching this trash, but talking to other losers about it
>>174555878Shadow of Mordor-fanfic level.
>>174555622I love this Morgoth shit
>>174559985Your on 4chan which is even worse.
>greatest nation of men ever>sends out an army to liberate other humans>it consists of only 3 ships and 500 menWhy is the scope of this show so damn small?
>>174560096Because they want to increase the scope as the seasons go on.War between elves and Sauron should be bigger than this, Last Alliance bigger still.Having huge battles in s1 takes away from the sense of an escalating threat
>>174560137You can still escalate it even if they sent like 5000 men.
>>174557350Kcd is a great game
>>174560166The bearded king does send a large force, he's holding back for the reason he explained to his son or whoever that kid was.
>>174560210No he's not. The force he is talking about is the 500 men.
>>174560233After they're defeated. He wants the glory, he doesn't want Galadriel's force to succeed.
>>174560274Nah. He's using that "army" to establish relations with the men of ME and to get their king, Halbrand aka Sauron, in their debt. There is no second army.
>No he's not. The force he is talking about is the 500 men.>After they're defeated. He wants the glory, he doesn't want Galadriel's force to succeed.>Nah. He's using that "army" to establish relations with the men of ME and to get their king, Halbrand aka Sauron, in their debt. There is no second army.
We awakened the slop monster from the bowels of 4chins.
>>174560400Nah that's just an anon imitating the spambot, his shift doesn't start until later
So the Stranger is all but confirmed to be either a Balrog or a Maiar (Forma Corrupto) that joined Morgoth early on and not Gamdalf.
>>174560458lmao noIt's Gandalf.
>>174560458>not Gamdalf.At this stage Gandalf is some kind of spirit being going under the name of Olórin and isn't sent to middle earth until the third age.
>>174560516>this meme againThe show has thrown the timelines out of the window already. By the time Ar Pharazon was born the Rings of Power and the One were already forged and Sauron was in open war against the elves and destroyed Eregion already. The show is clearly not following the established timeline.
>>174560516Galadriel also doesn't have some starcrossed romance with Sauron nor do the elves want a ton of Mithril so the can rub it all over their balls yet here we are.
the starting scene with berry harfoot singing a melancholy song by her mother might be the only tolkienesque set piece in this show till now, and it lasts for a grand total of less than 5 minutes but it shows the potential of a show not made
There are still stupid goyim watching that shit? lmao.
>>174560588I don't believe Halbrand is Sauron. I could be wrong though.
>>174560689You are. Not only is blatant, every single episode has some big hint, the leaks have been confirmed true with teh Silmaril/Mithril nonsense.
That was a fucking jumpscare
>>174560744Inspiration for new thread >>174560808>>174560808>>174560808
>>174560671I watched the goyslop
>>174555878didnt0 watch the episode, why the Barrrrlog should care of whipping a random tree?
>>174556280>eagles are flammable>wet eagles
"There are many ways to kill an orc. But for you, I will keep it strong and simple. Stab, twist, gut."
>>174555940wtf is that chick in the back doing? trying to stab the guy next to her? LMAO
>>174555766she's so fucking hot
>>174560083No I agree the show is pretty terrible but don't pretend your better than the normies that watch this garbage because you choose to instead spend your time browsing an anime website.
I feel like they don't show the struggles enough. Eladriel and Halbrand go from shipwreck survivors to having an entire army after just a couple of convincing words. Its weird how quickly people change their minds in this series. Also what was the point of burning the boats? That didn't even accomplish anything.
>>174556749And then he tell Durin that the other elves already knew about it and he was sent for that unknowingly. Durin believes it immediately.
>>174555622So when the fuck is a Silmaril supposed to have ended up in a tree above Moria?
>>174556327how do I get a gf exactly like her?