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What movies can I bring up to get the attention of art hoes with borderline personality disorder?
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Is that borat
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>>174554050
>cucks adam with a pajeet for a movie
https://cdn2.aznude.com/dashanekrasova/wobblepalace/WobblePalace-DashaNekrasova-HD-08_hd.mp4

absolute state
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>>174554050
Pi, Enter the Void, Fantastic Planet
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>>174554050
Probably the movies of Wes Anderson.
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>>174554050
ah, a fellow art hoe enjoyer i see

how about one from my personal trove anon, john huston's the maltese falcon (1941) should do you nicely

thank me later
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>>174554500
Shout out to this guy. It's clear that he just watched a bunch of HBO Girls and wanted to do that but w/ someone hot.
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>>174554500
Will the internet ever get to a place where we won’t have to watch nonwhite boys stealth cope with their feelings of inferiority, fish for racial-based compliments, signal-boost more attractive/successful men of their race? Is nonstop with you gay nerds, never knew men could be so insecure.
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>>174554050
Donnie Darko
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Art School Confidential and then you tell her you dropped out of art school because you found it too constricting so now you deliver pizzas for Dominos at night and work on art during the day.
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Just compliment their shitty art, ask about their inspirations and try not to laugh.
Eventually you'll end up back at her place to watch some must-see tripe that inspired her in high school.
Pay attention, pretend to like it, and half way through you'll be fingering her while trying not to wake up her roommate.
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Art Hoe = daddy issues
Tell her your favorite movie is Airplane or Caddyshack or some other boomer tier comedy.
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>>174554050
Joseph Sarno
Doris Wishman
they did sexplotation/porno arty movies in the 60s
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>>174554050
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Some French new wave shit like 400 Blows or Alphaville or something
Gates of Heaven if you want something obscure

I had a cute art ho gf in college who played mandolin and had sailor tattoos and a hairy bush and on our first date we watched Raising Arizona. She also did a shitload of stims and left me for a fat girl but that's neither here nor there.
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>>174554050
anything shit
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>>174554050
Girls still like bad boys, even if they're art hoes. Breathless, True Romance, various delinquent Japanese movies from the 90s.
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Amèlie
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i find dasha so unattractive; the slackjaw, the mole, the birdchest and how loose she is with fucking randos and cucking adam is so low rent and not cute.

anna put on some weight, ditched the mullet and got some non invasive facial surgery done and is way hotter now
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>>174557071
Anna's always been hot. But then, I've got a thing for Jewish girls. Dasha has only become hotter since she became a reformed tradcath.
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>>174557071
Did you see her in that black dress with the gloves? Mogged the shit outa Dasha dude.
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>>174554685
Lmao no.
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>>174554587
My ex (who was insane, art hoe, and cheated on me) loved enter the void.
I thought it was a classic example of style over substance and we argued about it once. She was a pseud.
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>>174557071
Agree. It's strange to see men simp for a woman so butters.
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Why are we even using two as an example? They're self-proclaimed bimbos and like Mean Girls more than anything. That's their charm.



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