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Was Cronenberg's new movie any good?
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cronenberg is a hack none of his movies are good
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>>170037095
Not really
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it was better than cosmopolis inb4 filtered but overall it was just kind of a bizarre wankfest over art.
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the movie was really gross
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it has interesting ideas but ultimately boring
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>>170037204
This.
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post her nudes
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>>170037190
Filtered
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>>170037095
She's still good looking at least
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>>170037095
How can I get a qt frog wife who still looks good at 36 bros ?
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Ginormous.
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>>170037095
I deleted it after 5 seconds.
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>>170037095
I was supposed to watch this?

News to me, anon.
Let me schedule up some grandma Frog McTittles tonight for a snoozefest.

She was the worst Bond girl, you know.
Lea Sesucks. Should have been her and the kid that got missiled.
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>>170037361
the fuck is this writing?
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>>170037095
You win shill. I will watch her movie.
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>>170037361
i said inb4.
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>>170037192
I know, French women, right?
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i wouldnt even know how to see this. it isnt playing within 2
a hundred miles of here and its release is to small pirates just ignored it. i dont even know how you guys are seeing it. as far as hostile hollywood jews go at least cronenverg is creative.
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>>170037846
It filters plebs.
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>>170038429
Nigger are you serious
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>>170038429
why does it look like a youtube actor reel?
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>>170037160
This
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>>170037361
what were they talking about?
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>>170038429
>>170037361
holy fucking kek this reads like 4chan virgin greentext
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I liked how it made fun of performance "art" fags. almost like a horror art school confidential.
also the eating chair scenes were off putting. nice sound mix.
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>>170038563
>>170038515
>>170038507

https://youtu.be/wbhW4U9dGFA

https://youtu.be/Q8O-UYgt9Xs

https://youtu.be/sVGSO0VGBrc

The dialogue in this movie is literally one of the greatest pleb filters in our time.
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>>170038429
it's garbage anon no one liked the movie.
cronenberg needs to stick to body horror.
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>>170038719
is this a commentary on how rich people are retarded?
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>>170038719
explain what you like about it
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>>170037160
Fpbp
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>>170038429
>ESL level writing
Disgusting. There should be no other language than English.
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>>170038719
Was this written and directed by Lucas?
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>>170037095
I loved it.
Her titties are nice
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>>170037095
It's beyond cringe and out of touch. Some of the performances were decent.
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>>170037095
i'm confused, what's under those red squares
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>>170039376
I should add that the only genuinely good part is Viggos eyes being slightly misty at the end when he tells the black cop you have to believe in the cause a little right before he leaves
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God her nipples are so big and juicy.

>>170037160
Filtered
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i love it when titties go apart like that. love boobs
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>>170038429
>you smell of sex
why do women tell me this all the time?
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>>170037095
>>170039352
>>170039641
Her areola are the perfect size bros.
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>>170039893
Because you don't wash your penis after masturbating.
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Cronenberg make the most unintentional meme movies of all time. Love this nigga like you couldnt believe
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>>170037095
Yes it's incredibly based.
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>>170037361
>>170038429
Why is this triggering people so much
You know not every film has to have realistic dialogue
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>>170037095
It is a must watch if you are above 120 IQ. Midwits will get filtered hard by it, but it is the only masterpiece cinema released in 2022.
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>>170037095
that woman has big red squares on her breasts! cronenberg, this time you're sick perverted body horror has gone too far!
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>>170037095
i've already jacked off 6 times this week and it's not even friday
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>>170041084
Best post ITT
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>>170037361
>>170037846
>>170038429
>>170038507
>>170038515
>>170038563
>>170038693
When you look this hot and cold approach women their brains short circuit and they talk like absolute retards
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>>170038305
It's on rarbg, I just finished watching it. Overall it's meh/10, felt the most similar to Existenz but I liked it better than that movie.
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>>170037095
>all dialog whispered/mumbled
>cgi mixed with practical effects ruins nostalgia
>great concept ruined
4/10 because Marvel movies exist
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>>170037095
John Carpenter told a story about how Cronenberg turned into a smug snobby prick once he started doing these artsy fartsy movies
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>>170041393
no cronenberg is as bad as ghosts of Mars so
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>>170041373
lmfao that pic
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>>170041393
Kinoberg told a story about how Carpenter became a has-been chud hack once he started resting on his laurels
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>>170041393
yeah, he was spot on with that.
somewhere along the way cronenberg disappeared up its own ass for some reason.
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>>170041393
Maps to the stars was great
Carpenter is a fag and hasnt released a good movie in decades
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After Dead Ringers, he became an enormous cunt. To this day, he's bitter about Total Recall.
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when did cronenberg become so artsy fartsy?
in the 90s he was still based enough to play a serial family killer in some b movie horror movie.
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After watching History of Violence and Eastern Promises I was like, "I fucking love this Cronenberg guy". Then I watched Cosmopolis, Dangerous Method, and Maps to the Stars and I just completely changed my mind on that.

Just reading the plot to this story I don't want to even fucking touch it.
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>>170043001
he was supposed to do it?
in any case, a cronenberg total recall sounds interesting but im very glad that verhoeven did it and wouldnt want it any other way.
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>>170041373
well rounded post. movie looks gay
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>>170043094
Yeah, he was pissed off when he saw it because he wanted to make an arty farty sci-fi rather than a bonkers action film.
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>>170040409
no one here has ever actually seen Shakespeare performed without a "modernization" and so don't understand the value of heightened reality and elevated dialogue.
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Cronenberg is based.
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>>170043278
what makes him based? being near his actresses in pictures? that's retarded
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I hope it's good. Cronenberg was great from The Brood to Dead Ringers and from eXistenZ to Eastern Promises. Everything else he's done ranges from trashy to up its own ass.
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>>170037361
Need bigger subtitles dude
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>>170043356
he had sex with all of them
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>>170043399
>eXistenZ
was this actually good?
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>>170043356
>NOOOOO!! BWC CHADS AREN'T BASED
>ALL WHITE MEN ARE KEKS, THERE'S NOTHING BASED ABOUT WHITE MEN EXCEPT ME FUCKING THEIR WIVES
embarrassing display from the blackcel.
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>>170043523
I really enjoyed it. Admittedly, I haven't watched it in years.
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>>170043523
It's great, I love it. Jennifer Jason Leigh is really cute in it too.
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>>170043517
everyone with his status in his business did the same for a 100 years. only one fatty didn't get away with it
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>>170038429
I want to make the sex smell with her
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>>170038941
And he didn't explain. It just shows he's a shitposter with no taste in good movie's
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>>170043798
If you require an explanation then you have undoubtedly been filtered like the pleb you are.
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>>170043846
I'm feeling generous. Here's another (you) filthy shitposter
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>>170043540
Cope
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>early life
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>>170037095
Bless the French
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>>170038429
imagine the smell
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>>170037095
Her tit, honestly, surprising.
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This was the only good Cronenberg film.
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>>170043523
It's like the matrix but interesting and less gay.
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>>170044124
No u
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>>170038429
>You have to eat all the eggs.
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>>170043356
have YOU ever been near a top tier actress?
Didn't think so.



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