Was Cronenberg's new movie any good?
cronenberg is a hack none of his movies are good
>>170037095Not really
it was better than cosmopolis inb4 filtered but overall it was just kind of a bizarre wankfest over art.
the movie was really gross
it has interesting ideas but ultimately boring
>>170037204This.
post her nudes
>>170037190Filtered
>>170037095She's still good looking at least
>>170037095How can I get a qt frog wife who still looks good at 36 bros ?
Ginormous.
>>170037095I deleted it after 5 seconds.
>>170037095I was supposed to watch this?News to me, anon.Let me schedule up some grandma Frog McTittles tonight for a snoozefest.She was the worst Bond girl, you know.Lea Sesucks. Should have been her and the kid that got missiled.
>>170037361the fuck is this writing?
>>170037095You win shill. I will watch her movie.
>>170037361i said inb4.
>>170037192I know, French women, right?
i wouldnt even know how to see this. it isnt playing within 2a hundred miles of here and its release is to small pirates just ignored it. i dont even know how you guys are seeing it. as far as hostile hollywood jews go at least cronenverg is creative.
>>170037846It filters plebs.
>>170038429Nigger are you serious
>>170038429why does it look like a youtube actor reel?
>>170037160This
>>170037361what were they talking about?
>>170038429>>170037361holy fucking kek this reads like 4chan virgin greentext
I liked how it made fun of performance "art" fags. almost like a horror art school confidential.also the eating chair scenes were off putting. nice sound mix.
>>170038563>>170038515>>170038507https://youtu.be/wbhW4U9dGFAhttps://youtu.be/Q8O-UYgt9Xshttps://youtu.be/sVGSO0VGBrcThe dialogue in this movie is literally one of the greatest pleb filters in our time.
>>170038429it's garbage anon no one liked the movie.cronenberg needs to stick to body horror.
>>170038719is this a commentary on how rich people are retarded?
>>170038719explain what you like about it
>>170037160Fpbp
>>170038429>ESL level writing Disgusting. There should be no other language than English.
>>170038719Was this written and directed by Lucas?
>>170037095I loved it.Her titties are nice
>>170037095It's beyond cringe and out of touch. Some of the performances were decent.
>>170037095i'm confused, what's under those red squares
>>170039376I should add that the only genuinely good part is Viggos eyes being slightly misty at the end when he tells the black cop you have to believe in the cause a little right before he leaves
God her nipples are so big and juicy.>>170037160Filtered
i love it when titties go apart like that. love boobs
>>170038429>you smell of sexwhy do women tell me this all the time?
>>170037095>>170039352>>170039641Her areola are the perfect size bros.
>>170039893Because you don't wash your penis after masturbating.
Cronenberg make the most unintentional meme movies of all time. Love this nigga like you couldnt believe
>>170037095Yes it's incredibly based.
>>170037361>>170038429Why is this triggering people so muchYou know not every film has to have realistic dialogue
>>170037095It is a must watch if you are above 120 IQ. Midwits will get filtered hard by it, but it is the only masterpiece cinema released in 2022.
>>170037095that woman has big red squares on her breasts! cronenberg, this time you're sick perverted body horror has gone too far!
>>170037095i've already jacked off 6 times this week and it's not even friday
>>170041084Best post ITT
>>170037361>>170037846>>170038429>>170038507>>170038515>>170038563>>170038693When you look this hot and cold approach women their brains short circuit and they talk like absolute retards
>>170038305It's on rarbg, I just finished watching it. Overall it's meh/10, felt the most similar to Existenz but I liked it better than that movie.
>>170037095>all dialog whispered/mumbled>cgi mixed with practical effects ruins nostalgia>great concept ruined4/10 because Marvel movies exist
>>170037095John Carpenter told a story about how Cronenberg turned into a smug snobby prick once he started doing these artsy fartsy movies
>>170041393no cronenberg is as bad as ghosts of Mars so
>>170041373lmfao that pic
>>170041393Kinoberg told a story about how Carpenter became a has-been chud hack once he started resting on his laurels
>>170041393yeah, he was spot on with that.somewhere along the way cronenberg disappeared up its own ass for some reason.
>>170041393Maps to the stars was greatCarpenter is a fag and hasnt released a good movie in decades
After Dead Ringers, he became an enormous cunt. To this day, he's bitter about Total Recall.
when did cronenberg become so artsy fartsy?in the 90s he was still based enough to play a serial family killer in some b movie horror movie.
After watching History of Violence and Eastern Promises I was like, "I fucking love this Cronenberg guy". Then I watched Cosmopolis, Dangerous Method, and Maps to the Stars and I just completely changed my mind on that.Just reading the plot to this story I don't want to even fucking touch it.
>>170043001he was supposed to do it?in any case, a cronenberg total recall sounds interesting but im very glad that verhoeven did it and wouldnt want it any other way.
>>170041373well rounded post. movie looks gay
>>170043094Yeah, he was pissed off when he saw it because he wanted to make an arty farty sci-fi rather than a bonkers action film.
>>170040409no one here has ever actually seen Shakespeare performed without a "modernization" and so don't understand the value of heightened reality and elevated dialogue.
Cronenberg is based.
>>170043278what makes him based? being near his actresses in pictures? that's retarded
I hope it's good. Cronenberg was great from The Brood to Dead Ringers and from eXistenZ to Eastern Promises. Everything else he's done ranges from trashy to up its own ass.
>>170037361Need bigger subtitles dude
>>170043356he had sex with all of them
>>170043399>eXistenZwas this actually good?
>>170043356>NOOOOO!! BWC CHADS AREN'T BASED>ALL WHITE MEN ARE KEKS, THERE'S NOTHING BASED ABOUT WHITE MEN EXCEPT ME FUCKING THEIR WIVES embarrassing display from the blackcel.
>>170043523I really enjoyed it. Admittedly, I haven't watched it in years.
>>170043523It's great, I love it. Jennifer Jason Leigh is really cute in it too.
>>170043517everyone with his status in his business did the same for a 100 years. only one fatty didn't get away with it
>>170038429I want to make the sex smell with her
>>170038941And he didn't explain. It just shows he's a shitposter with no taste in good movie's
>>170043798If you require an explanation then you have undoubtedly been filtered like the pleb you are.
>>170043846I'm feeling generous. Here's another (you) filthy shitposter
>>170043540Cope
>early life
>>170037095Bless the French
>>170038429imagine the smell
>>170037095Her tit, honestly, surprising.
This was the only good Cronenberg film.
>>170043523It's like the matrix but interesting and less gay.
>>170044124No u
>>170038429>You have to eat all the eggs.
>>170043356have YOU ever been near a top tier actress? Didn't think so.
