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How do you recover from this?
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>>170014690
Why would a woman as beautiful as her be at a speed dating event?
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>>170014690
Jump across the table and kiss her
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>>170014690
>i reply "yeah. i am fucking retarded. now take off your pants :)"
>then she says "You just want to see my pussy don't you?"
>I say "No, I want to see your brain. I hear it's pretty fucking retarded too."
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Hurtin for a squirtin might just be the best line i've ever heard from a movie
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>>170014800
for me? It's for you
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>>170014690
punch her face
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>>170014709
>beautiful
No. She's photogenic, not beautiful.
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>yes
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>>170015010
i don't think that would work
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>>170014800
Mmm hmm, hurtin for a squirtin i wrote that.
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>>170015191
>yes
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>>170014709
Checkmate. She's absolutely mental. Well done. You cracked the message
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>>170015172
This reads like a facebook comment written by a woman.
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>>170015667
OP's question was "how do you recover" not "how do you get her to have sex with you".
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>>170014800
I use that all the time with my wife and "ho fo sho"
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>>170014690
Me?
Excuse me. I’ll take this time to remind you that that little fishy stink home between your legs, quite literally the only part of your existence that merits value to your life, is merely a few centimeters away from your shit caked sphincter. What is wrong with me darling? Hah, don’t make me laugh. What is wrong with YOU?
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>>170014690
Suplex her through the table and then hit the flying elbow from the counter. Ooooh, yeah!
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>>170016685
Cream of the crop tier post.
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>>170014690
Yes. I am retarded, however I could not possibly articulate all that is wrong with me, as one's mind is incapable of true and unbiased introspection. Now, if you would kindly answer my question - Do you think it's normal to bleed out of my ass like this?
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>>170017007
to answer the question if it's only like 2-3 times a week it's pretty normal but if it's always bleeding you probably have a problem and need to see a doctor
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>>170017057
Then I bid you adieu, as I must abscond to a medical professional posthaste.
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>>170017881
If the blood is red you probably wipe too much/too hard and/or you need to change your diet and stand up more often. If the blood is dark or black, you gon die.
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>>170014690
I'm just glad the word retarded is making a comeback.
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>>170014690
Just watched that scene; funny as fuck movie. Bittersweet, now, because I saw it in the theater with my friend who has since died.
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>>170014709
Because she's old as dirt, which isn't what most men are looking for.
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>>170018105
Was he retarded too?
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>>170014798
lmao, touch grass
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>>170016685
>>170016532
the unfunniest and most tryhard post on /tv/.



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