Why did it flop
>>168009057Because it has no appeal
>>168009057Because it's a fucking boring movie. Incel fedora tipping cringe Lords will snivel and say "lol you didnt get it" and then spout some artsy farty bullshit to defend it but it's just a bad movie.
Only /tv/ posters bought tickets but not enough Twitter or reddit users My capcha was sneedSource(s): Dude trust me
it was terrible
not enough dafoe penis
>>168009057White people fatigue
>>168009057its a bad movie, pretty much confirms that the lighthouse was good in spite of eggars not because of him
>>168009057Artsy, violent, too hard to follow for normies, Viking fatigue, bad marketing probably.
>>168009057Boring
film is too long desu
>>168009164Oh yeah, the man who single handedly wrote and directed the movie made it good in spite of himself. Trannies don’t even care anymore about making sense, do they
white mediocrity
>>168009204>made it goodi think it was pattinson and defoe that made it good not your faggot redditor director that you want to snuggle and make out with
Just watched it. I expected kino given the hype around here, It was meh desu.
>>168009057Because people wanted an action movie, not yet another Hamlet ripoff/adaptation. You could tell all the coolest parts were already in the trailer and that it had dishonest marketing. Most people can smell boring art films from a mile away.
>>168009221Pattinson and Dafoe only took the roles because it was a good film. They’re artist who also know how to appreciate art. You’re just a mouth breather who didn’t attend college or ever learned how to think critically
>>168009057no black people in it
learn english first, then come back and try posting here
>>168009325How is that even real? So goofy.
>>168009057because its boring besides some quirky "occult" scenes
>>168009342But I speak English. It was my native language
>>168009057Normalfags don't like good movies
>>168009373If this movie is boring to you what kind of movie do you consider exciting then?
>>168009057Because it was kino, this is a capeshit board. Nothing else is discussed here.The only consistently good threads were Tolkien threads before "Rings of Power"
>>168009057No eye candy
>>168009325kek
>>168009057My tool to measure if a film succeeds or not is my dad. if he didn't like, no way it will become a blockbuster or have any popularity he absolutly hated it, said that the dialogs were shit and sounded like a theatre play not too far from him actually, he didn't know about the connection with the hamlet play/original story, said the story was predictible and lame and that the directing was shit. I loved the directing but i'm starting to agree with the rest desu
>>168009447>The only consistently good threads were Tolkien threads before "Rings of Power"Conan and Excalibur threads too.
>>168009057>I want revenge>aaarrrrrh!>I got revengeWow, amazing, very fun, so gritty and white and le valkyrie and ODINNN.
>>168009325>https://twitter.com/Issaamro/status/1525100173327728641how do their little hats stay on in the wind?
>>168009420Con Air
>>168009325It is nice to see people become more and more redpilled on these scum.
>>168009057>contrived female prominence in poster
>>168009550I don't think I ever finished that one. I remember it being extremely obnoxious and cringe. It's the one where Trejo plays a rapist, right?
>>168009119you probably havent seen it then. its anything but boring
>>168009550Air Force One did it better.
>>168009420did not watch that much in the recent months, but i liked shin Godzilla, looking forward to shin ultra man (may be the same movie) and maverick, i also enjoyed bbc green planet recently (besides episode 3, that one is a miss) and tokyo vice until the last to episodes were it fell apart
>>168009573not really. I mean Anya Taylor Joys character basically used Skarsgard to get what she wanted.
>>168009598ywnbaw
>>168009057Bad marketing.
>>168009057>Why did it flopI don't even know what the point of the entire film is other than to fellate Eggars' ego. The pacing is too slow to appeal to normies, but it also has over the top violence and bad fight choreography that appeals to normies. All the advertisements were showing off dude's roid abs so that appeals to post menopausal women i guess. its got some good performances and mostly mediocre, skaarsgaard isn't a very good actor and can't carry the entire movie with his charismai just dont understand what the point was, you either make a braindead violent action movie for the normies or you go for oscar bait serious actor drama route its like eggars couldnt decide what the fuck to do so just shit the bed amber heard style
>>168009694I know. And that's a good thing.
White mediocrityWhite fragility towards criticismCringe incel and chud cult of personality around EggersShitty cgi6'5 guy as 'historically accurate' vikingLatina femaleBogged femaleOverplayed gritty slow burn pacingWacky Eggers garbage
>>168009696The movie isn't marketable. The trailers already do their best to make it look like an action movie, which it isn't, and that was its only hope.
>>168009736is this a post by a woman or something?
>>168009723whatever normies are, the pacing is objectivly terrible and bad fighting geography is tolerated in movies like dune by the masses, the movie was just not good
Personally, i thought from the trailer it would be less trippy and nihilistic... i can imagine people went into it expecting movie, when what they got was closer to a film. I enjoyed it for what it was once i got used to it, but there is no way in hell that was ever going to make money
>>168009812>the movie was just not goodi just wonder how true the complaints that the studio micromanaged this into being bad, if the eggars cut could even fix it with an extra 30 minuteslmao
>>168009835>less trippy and nihilisticI don't think it was nihilistic. It did show the faultiness of paganism but it also offered a solution.
>>168009868The film would have bombed even harder with extra 30minutes of sloburn nothing happens and le wacky trippy Eggers crap
>>168009932@RELEASETHEEGGARSCUT
Because it's just a souless Conan ripoff
>>168009057Because it's boring, people want fun movies again not a a grey boring onion boys only version of the lion king
>>168009057Eggers has never made a good movie
>>168009969peakroid arny could've saved northmanskaarsgaard isn't the guy
>>168009172too hard to follow for normies? Its not hard to follow thats the problem. Its so straightforward and boring that it makes it feel like a slog to watch and its just fucking dumb and self indulgent
>>168010019the last duel was nice, they should release a cut were they replace the his version, his version, "the truth" with his version, his version, her version - would make the movie so much cleanerbraveheart and gladiator are the northman in fundid not watch the last samurai yet concisley, maybe should do that - holy grail is also fantastic
>>168010091I'm talking about the trippy stuff and how he aquires the sword.
>>168009057It was good but idk, super simple? There was literally nothing to it, just your basic revenge story 101
>>168009221Lol fucking faggot here
>>168010128>last samuraiIt's cringe, honestly. It's gaijin assimilating to Japanese tradition in Japan and saving the Japanese. It's not his nature as an outsider and Western tradition that gives him an edge, it's plain assimilation.
>>168009057Came out the same time as a Marvel capeshit.
>>168009325Kek fucking based Israelis>BUT ITS THE BROWN PEOPLES LANDKek this world is about war and who is strongest you fucking mindless hypocrites. Like how America took land from the Native Americans. So just fuck off
>>168009057Horrible poster job Kidman looks completely off.Movie was shit as well.
>>168009057Because people have been demoralized. Especially White people.
>>168010412>Kidman looks completely off.lmao, looks like they clipped a scene from the film for the poster but she was slightly in motionstarting to think the producers tanked this movie on purpose
>>168009153Our fucking country. Our fucking infrastructure.No other race can create; all they do is steal and destroy.
>>168010412>>168010492This one is much better.
>>168010531WRITTEN BY SJON AND ROBERT EGGARSthis pisses me off in ways i cannot describe
No IP recognition. No Taco Bell collector cups, no action figures, no actors that the public salivate over, no video games, no pop stars casted.
>>168010514i am not sure in which white country you life, but the majority of (formerly) caucasian countries are on the trajectory to become utter shithole because the white population literaly votes for it
>>168009119Are you guys retarded or ESL? What wasn't there to get? I'm genuinely curious.
>>168010645no fun
>>168010676>Manufactured consent
>>168010740>funWhat does that even mean?
Hold on, Björk was in this? What?
>>168010753They think movies should be a theme part for the mind.
>>168009291Eggers is a hack let it go
>>168010791the slav witch without eyes
>>168010753subjectively, i associate fun with humour, grandeur, awe-inspiring moments, clever writing, stunning cinematography, visual storytelling, (actors that are atleast half capable), and sometimes i like to think that i am fun
>>168009057The problem with The Northman was that the main target audience was going to consist of a bunch of complacent men-children that were going to be unsatisfied no matter what.
>>168010749must be a rly smart ethnicity and advanced culture that can build driving trashcans but not withstand trannies telling them that the earth will shutdown in 2050
>>168010866>awe-inspiring moments>stunning cinematography>visual storytelling>actors that are atleast half capableAll there.
>>168010514Sure bro but we already got all your tech shit, why do we need to watch your movies? I'm supporting my race (brown) , thanks for the infrastructure I guess? Lol
>>168010943i think we have drastically different definitions of the listed concepts then (besides the one with the half capable actors, but this point is more of a failsafe so that the rest is not dragged down by Hollywood monkeys)
>>168010943>awe-inspiring momentsThere is not a single one in this dreck.
>>168011053Yeah. That's because you're retarded.
>>168011007>why do we need to watch your moviesYou don't.>I'm supporting my race (brown), Good.>thanks for the infrastructure I guess'Gonna destroy it and let rot like your African kin?
>>168009057Because audience want more fun Marvel movie and less boring ancient historic shit
>>168011243hi im audience i want more boring ancient historical shit but the northman was more like an unfun marvel movie
>>168010313brainlet take
>>168011321Whats your take then?
>global pandemic>brink of global warNobody goes to the kinoplex anymore. Reality is fucked.
>>168011411>>global pandemic>>brink of global war>mass inflation>lowest housing affordability in history>baby formula shortages>$ gas since the 70slets go down to the lobbylets go down to the lobby
>>168009057Because it's boring, depressing, nihilistic, and the protagonist is the villain.
>>168011436Oh yea Israel is the only place ever to take over land.Kek. Retard.
>>168009057It was a great movie, people are just fucking stupid, look at all the replies in this thread saying it's shit. Not 1 (one) of them can give a solid reason whats wrong with it. Just mindless idiots whos opinions are formulated by their brainwashing media
>>168011621where did I say that you fucking mongo?if you don't see the clear bias reception towards the israeli war as opposed to the ukrainian war you're blind
>>168011704strange i just read the thread and its nothing like you say, could it be that you didn't even read the fucking thread?
>>168011704I guarantee you're the retard who didn't even get the movie that always shows up in these threads to defend it.
>>168009057Women ruin everything the movie
>>168011823give me your opinion why it's terrible
not a superhero or attached to anyone normies care about, eggers only draws neckbeards
Not woke enough.
>>168011908i have, in this very thread, read it to find out
>>168012003link it, coward
>>168012003no.
>>168009057>Why did it flopit was okay, inaccuracies aside. The main issue I had was kidman, and her trying to be such a strong and powerful woman to the detriment of the overall story, but that was likely not her fault.the minor stuff I could look past, though the valkyrie with the shaved teeth was funny, because that was something only certain men did.
Any more kinos like this and Apocalypco? Stuff that makes you want to go lift weights and stuff
>>168009057BORING NAMEBORING ADVERTISEMENTZERO HYPE
>>168010595it should have said adapted by, sure
>>168012105BraveheartExcaliburBone TomahawkThe Deluge300Batman v SupermanHacksaw Ridge
>>168012105
>>168012330This is movie fucking terrible, what the fuck?
>>168009057>soi director turning off action fans>he directs a solid action movie (likely saved by producer interference), turning off soi fans>he goes on to point out that the studio interfered, effectively sabotaging the movie>it's not capeshit or kid friendlyThat's about it. And even then it did better than Last Duel.
why do chuds shill this film so hard?
>>168012376It's great, you have shit taste
>>168010514>all they do is steal and destroywypipo do the same
>>168012383The Last Duel should never have been made. Who the fuck wants to watch a movie about a medieval rape case? That's not appealing subject matter for anyone and was not going to be satisfying to watch.
>However, the film failed at the box office, having only grossed $52 million worldwide against a $200 million break-even point.YIKES
>>168012459No, it truly isn't. Easily Michael Bay's worst movie. Unwatchable.
>>168009325>>168009358>>168009495>>168009542>>168010313>>168009568>>168011436The weak should fear the strong
>>168009057It literally didn't you stupid capeshitting retard
>>168012522>shortest list in history?>list of israeli olympic gold medal winners
>>168012436/pol/ are really pathetic and desperate to pretend it's "Black Panther for whites" They are trying to appropriate viking culture as white culture as a whole, which it's not, and none of those weak chinned faggots are Scandinavian so they have no claim to it.Beyond that, it's probably some tranny discord of Eggers fans trying to push it.
>>168011381This world is about who's the smartest. If it's about who's the strongest, then other apex predators would be dominating earth instead of humans.
>>168009057I tried to watch it and it's insanely boring and pretentious. You can tell the director was thinking he was doing something epic but he's just sniffing his own fart. You don't fucking start a movie with such a boring intro, at least show us battle where the king was wounded before he comes home. The lighthouse was garbage so I'm not surprised. You have to be crazy to give big budget to an artsy fartsy hack. It reminds me of Rian Johnson.
The main character just doesn't have enough personality. Now, if Iceman was the Northman that would be something.
>>168010128>the his version, his version, "the truth"idk what chinese screener you watched but my version only said each persons name.
>>168012646>You don't fucking start a movie with such a boring intro, at least show us battle where the king was wounded before he comes home.Your brain is mush, nigga.
>>168012646>he's just sniffing his own fartyeah that's what happens when you let a director get away with flatulence-driven scenes, he thinks he has found a way to defy normal conventions.
Their clothes weren't colourful enough and everyone is covered in filth all the time. No one wants to watch that.
>>168012646Dude you're the definition of a philistine and a retard. Congrats, go back to plebbit capeshit fucktard.
>>168012552>It literally didn't you stupid capeshitting retard
>>168012849*farts*
>>168012646>insanely boring and pretentiousits lion king with people
>>168012646>reminds me of Rian JohnsonThis. Exactly this. There's even a bunch of subversion in it.
>>168012890They'll probably lose between 40 and 50 million at this point, yikes
>>168009057Honestly it's not very good. I watched it yesterday and Troy is 100 times more epic. It's better in every single way. 300 too for that matter. And Gladiator. This movie doesn't need to exist, really
>>168012475>That's not appealing subject matter for anyoneNot everybody is addicted to capeshit like you. People with more refined tastes enjoyed it
>>168012914>a bunch of subversionIt was about as straightforward as revenge stories got and the hero got what he wanted in the end: revenge on his father's death and no chance in hell that anybody would fuck with his wife and kids on their own path to revenge.
>>168012849This trash is one step away from capeshit. It is to a Batman movie what a Batman movie is to an Ironman movie.
It didn't you fucking schizos, just like Dune didn't flop. /TV/ autists are not a valid metric for judging if a movie is good. This whole site is a fucking contrarian dumpster fire
>>168009057If you want a viking epic, go watch The Last Kingdom or Vikings. This shit is just a weak Shakespeare adaptation of the most adapted Shakespeare work. Even Disney has done this story better.
>>168012981Northman really took a fat ogre shit on the worst parts of /tv/. I haven't seen much like it in a long time. Even Joker didn't piss the troons off this hard.They were banking hard on this being a subversive insult to its subject matter the way Green Knight was, and that just never happened.
>>168013004>go watch The Last Kingdom or Vikings>this is the kind of faggot who hates Northman this muchExplains a lot.
>>168012961Except, it's not at all. He had nothing to avenge. He had nothing to protect. He was the villain. No one was ever going to follow or find them when they left. It's not straight forward at all really, he's just a hallucinating murder hobo. She probably wasn't even pregnant btw, they are both schizo and he's an unreliable pov so everything he thinks and believes throughout the film is just in his head.
>>168009057Because no one goes to cinema these days. That's literally it. The vast majority of people that have seen it liked it.Call it a Egger's cope all you want but this movie will be THE Viking movie for at least 15 years to come so it will absolutely go into profit once it's fully released.
>>168012981It absolutely did. It's not a box office success. What the fuck are you on about? Cope and seethe harder, tranny.
>>168013099>He had nothing to avenge.His father's murder.>He had nothing to protect.His wife and forthcoming children.>He was the villain.He was a hero and he died a hero.Thank you, anon, for proving to me that Northman was not only a pleb filter, but a grade A midwit filter.
>>168012584And yet they’re taking your land and you’re doing nothing but crying to the UN
>>168013099Bruh. You really did drink the postmodernism kool-aid, didn't you? He did decide wrong in the end, which is sad but there's still the silver lining of his having children which are real.
>>168013004>This shit is just a weak Shakespeare adaptationShakespeare's Hamlet is itself an adaptation of a Norse Saga. Fucking get it right.
>>168013099his dumb whore mom was the villain
>>168013189>he did decide wrong in the endNot if he wanted to kill any chance of counter-vengeance, which he did.
>>168012890They won't lose money. Wikipedia is not a source fuckstain.
>>168013172No. You are the midwit. None of that is true.>>168013189The children were not. His visions were not real. None of them.
>>168013226That's not really the broader picture. The broader picture is that he keeps to the pagan ways and dies with them. His daughter is heavily implied to be the historic Saint Olga of Kiev.
>>168013226There was never any danger of that.
>>168013319>No. You are the midwit. None of that is true.Whatever you say 105IQ
>>168013319Bro. You goofin.
>>168013361Just like there was zero chance of a kid prince escaping the sack of a kingdom, surviving the sea, getting raised by berserkers, and then sneaking on a slave boat to kill the sacker.He considered it more likely than 0.
>>168013359CUTE!
These threads are proof that the only people who liked it were simply too stupid to understand it. It's a highly subversive take on Hamlet and not subtle at all about it. The main character is just a psychopath killing people who didn't deserve it over an imaginary, emotionally stunted and childish delusion that he was the one who was wronged. There was never anything for him to avenge, his father was abusive and evil, and he and his mother weren't victims.
>>168013361There was but the main reason he went for it was to fulfill the prophecy he's been told again and again (the ways he believed in).
>>168013359Good thinking. Lends credence to Odin's presence in the film, too.
>>168009057Is this thread going to be make everyday?
>>168009164Defoe carried The Lighthouse on his fucking back, every other actor and it would've been mid, like The Witch or The Northman
>>168012895>THE FARTMAN
>>168013494Midwit take.
It's a bit of a high concept and it was also released in competition with a Marvel movie. It's a great looking movie, with decent work all around, great acting, writing, direction, but that alone doesn't determine how many people you get to pay for it.
>>168013359
>>168013562Keep coping and seething, you are painfully low IQ
>>168013562If it's not subversive explain why letterboxd trannies love this movie
whites aren't cool or interesting anymore.
>>168013359She's not, because there were no children.Also, why would she be? Neither parent is from Ukraine and neither parent is Christian. There's no connection, it would make zero sense even if the vision weren't just his imagination.
>>168013359wow, and to think this didn't make more money.
>>168013494He was the victim though, he was almost killed. His mother was doing everything she could because she had a cushy life now.
>>168013747They are dumb, same as >>168013711.It's only subversive in the sense that it disagrees with paganism.>>168013777Bruh. Watch the movie and then start posting, baby boy.
>>168013806His memory is completely unreliable. Nothing we see in the film regarding his point of view is to be trusted. He is mentally ill.
>>168013494Wow. Just like Jews. It's like your projecting.
It’s not the movie’s fault it was the chud culture surrounding it that killed it. Chuds are just poison for anything they touch. Society doesn’t like chuds and reacts accordingly in their presence.
>>168013777>this fuckin guyThis is the most filtered pleb I've ever seen. Broken bucks don't get this asspained.
>>168013841See>>168013562
>>168009057Because if it’s not big capeshit, or a cheap ass horror movie, you’re not gonna make money in the theaters anymore. people hate pedowood, and the jews aren’t capable of making the kinds of movies and shows they used to, so they can’t win the general audiences back.
>>168013854Lol. You really are peak midwit.
>the soi keeps going on about how it was all a dreamIt's a viking fairy tale you retard lmao watch more fantasy.
>>168013896>>168013909See>>168013909
The movie is about the death of paganism. The Vikings kill each other in the end. The Christians are freed. Fjölnir's farm which was already a place of exile burns down. The pregnant woman carries her children away, one of whom is destined to become a great queen, presumably the historic Olga of Kiev, a Christian Saint.
>>168013792Studios will redirect revenue from films that have positive Christian themes to productions that don't.
>>168013942It's not. That's the subversion. It reveals to the audience that absolutely nothing mystical is happening. There are no gods. No magic. None of that. It is completely straight faced realism and the main character is a brain damaged and stunted psycho who thinks he's magic.
>>168014004>working this hard and doing this much mental gymnastics just to try to tell people that a viking revenge fantasy movie was secretly subversive
>>168014004You're wrong. He isn't the only one who can't pull out the sword during daytime. All the magic is real but at the end of the day it's still false gods.
>>168014003Wouldn't surprise me. It hasn't been about making money for pedowood in a long time. Hasn't just been hollywood in a long time either.
it was basically a trippier and more shakespearean viking version of Apocalypto at least that's the vibe I got from itI liked it
>>168014004Sound's Semitic.
>>168014111Pretty much. I don't really understand the shitstorm. It was never a franchise tentpole so profits never mattered and it didn't shit on any particular culture the way trash like Green Knight did.It was just an enjoyable Hamlet movie.
>>168013140People watched Blue rodent CGI 2 and Spiderman 50. Cope harder.
>>168013854That's a bullshit excuse, man.He literally gave out the order for him to be killed. He sliced one of his soldiers' noses.
>/tv/ spends all their time crying anytime they see skin darker than toilet tissue>/tv/ gets The Northman and cries because they think it's shitWorst fucking board I swear
>>168009057>Why did it flopit was shit
>>168014318/tv/'s been in this troon vs normie civil war ever since Trump got elected. Only /v/ and /mu/ are less tolerable than this shithole.
>>168013777Huh? Olga is literally from Ukraine and is pregnant with twins
>>168013993No wonder the pagan larpers are seething.This movie was Christkino all along.
I watched it last night. I'm convinced people are on a mission to bury this movie. It's good pagan kino, simple as. No racism, no sexism, no nothing. Viking morals are vengeance and honor, and we got exactly that. The fight scenes felt a bit wonky but still looked way cooler than capeshit with pixels flying everywhere.
>>168014362/co/ used to be good, but I haven't been reading comics so I don't stop by there much these days. Still guaranteed to be better than /tv/
It ended with 2 naked guys swordfighting. That's a little gay.
>>168014004Holy shit. Stop watching movies, you’re literally too retarded for them.
>>168014643/co/ is trooned the fuck out, anon. It's awful.
>>168013189He didn't decide wrong. He fate was set and he cannot scape it. He honored his promise to his father.He continued his bloodline, avenged his father AND died in battle like a proper Kang. But yes somehow it feels subversive and like he did something wrong. I think the director was just confused.
>>168014575Yep. It's a good movie. People expect every movie to be some life altering experience. And if it isn't, to them, it's the worst movie ever made.
>>168014874You are the one who's confused, LARPagan.
>>168013494>His father was abusive and evilGay liberal take
>>168009057Because it was garbage. I hate you wiggers for recommending me this.
their target audience is going extinct
?what the fuck is this shitbarking, burping and farting?i mean we all know whites are savage devil spawns, but this is too much
>>168014461This. Jews and pagans on suicide watch.
>>168015466A king reminding his son that despite having royal blood, he's still human and fallible.
it doesn't satisfy action capeshitters nor arthouse kinosseurs, I assume production interfened with eggers vision a lot
>>168015750To its benefit considering the end result.
I just watched this with my normie family and they all loved it. We're not white by the way. I would say it's Kino.No idea why people here didnt like it.
>>168009119this
because ayy lmao has a flat ass and it made the movie less enjoyable
>>168016124It’s sad too because she was chubby and thick as a teenager and had a big round ass in the Witch. Just shows how far she’s fallen. It’s the cigarettes and model diet
>>168009420The Avengers
>>168009204shut the fuck up robert
>>168009291>You’re just a mouth breather who didn’t attend college or ever learned how to think critically>needing to attend college to be taught to use your brain correctly
>>168009420the OG Conan and excalibur did everything 100x better
>>168009723>its got some good performancessee no it really doesn'tat all>its like eggars couldnt decide what the fuck to doagreed it felt super wishy washy
>>168010133those were the strongest parts of the film ironically
>>168010866basically this>>168011064this too
>>168011552>and the protagonist is the villain.which could have worked provided a better script and an actor with an ounce of charisma
>>168012717yeah I like eggers previous 2 films but this makes it pretty clear he's just another hipster hack faggot
>>168013099>he's just a hallucinating murder hoboto be fair I'd actually watch that movie over this shit
>>168011552>the protagonist is the villain.I wouldn't say he's the villain, it's more that the movie treats him like a hero in the beginning and then you find out that the father he's avenging was probably even worse than his enemies. His uncle and mother are still slave owners and murderers, but so is he and his father.
>>168013600>It's a great looking movieit is not, the constant single take action shots blew>great actingwhat?>writinghuh?>directionthere wasn't one well directed action sceneno emotional corenothing hit home
WHAT THE FUCK YOU FAGS TOLD ME ANYA WAS A BIG DRAW!
lol white people
>>168009057There is literally 10 threads of this movie on /tv/ right now what the FUCK is going on
>>168017962Not enough capeshit for you, profligate?
>>168017962torrent dropped. That's always the case.
>>168013777>Neither parent is from Ukrainedid you even watch the movie? you do know who the rus are yeah? carpathians larping as vikings?
>>168017962the real chads finally got a chance to watch itturns out it's dishonest trash for homos
>>168009057As soon as I saw Nicole Kidman and Ethan Hawke were in it I knew it was going to suck. Those are not actors known for their role picking accumen.
>>168014117>>168014252>>168014357Yes. (((They))) are also very transphobic https://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/features/the-peculiar-sex-life-of-adolf-hitler-offers-insight-into-the-dictators-gay-partners-391500.htmlhttp://blog.yalebooks.com/2017/11/10/the-homosexuality-of-hitlerism/https://daily.jstor.org/ernst-rohm-the-highest-ranking-gay-nazi/https://www.theguardian.com/world/2001/oct/07/books.booksnewshttps://www.washingtonexaminer.com/nazi-doctors-hitler-was-gay-took-female-hormoneshttps://www.nytimes.com/2001/12/16/books/all-the-fuhrer-s-men.htmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Adolf_Hitlerhttps://www.msn.com/en-sg/news/world/the-little-known-story-of-adolf-hitlers-intimate-relationship-with-his-young-niece/ar-BBPw7p8https://nationalpost.com/news/cross-dressing-nazis-a-german-artist-found-so-many-photos-of-them-he-published-a-book-about-it
>>168021097>film opens>ethan hawke appears immediately ruins any immersion>continues to overact and ruin every scene>dies>hands off narrative to an even worse actor skarsgard>proceeds to look like he has to use the restroom for 2 hours>ends
>>168010514You destroyed the roman empire and stole everything from it
