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Why did it flop
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>>168009057
Because it has no appeal
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>>168009057
Because it's a fucking boring movie. Incel fedora tipping cringe Lords will snivel and say "lol you didnt get it" and then spout some artsy farty bullshit to defend it but it's just a bad movie.
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Only /tv/ posters bought tickets but not enough Twitter or reddit users

My capcha was sneed

Source(s): Dude trust me
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it was terrible
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not enough dafoe penis
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>>168009057
White people fatigue
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>>168009057
its a bad movie, pretty much confirms that the lighthouse was good in spite of eggars not because of him
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>>168009057
Artsy, violent, too hard to follow for normies, Viking fatigue, bad marketing probably.
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>>168009057
Boring
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film is too long desu
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>>168009164
Oh yeah, the man who single handedly wrote and directed the movie made it good in spite of himself. Trannies don’t even care anymore about making sense, do they
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white mediocrity
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>>168009204
>made it good
i think it was pattinson and defoe that made it good not your faggot redditor director that you want to snuggle and make out with
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Just watched it. I expected kino given the hype around here, It was meh desu.
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>>168009057
Because people wanted an action movie, not yet another Hamlet ripoff/adaptation. You could tell all the coolest parts were already in the trailer and that it had dishonest marketing. Most people can smell boring art films from a mile away.
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>>168009221
Pattinson and Dafoe only took the roles because it was a good film. They’re artist who also know how to appreciate art. You’re just a mouth breather who didn’t attend college or ever learned how to think critically
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>>168009057
no black people in it
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learn english first, then come back and try posting here
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>>168009325
How is that even real? So goofy.
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>>168009057
because its boring besides some quirky "occult" scenes
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>>168009342
But I speak English. It was my native language
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>>168009057
Normalfags don't like good movies
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>>168009373
If this movie is boring to you what kind of movie do you consider exciting then?
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>>168009057
Because it was kino, this is a capeshit board. Nothing else is discussed here.
The only consistently good threads were Tolkien threads before "Rings of Power"
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>>168009057
No eye candy
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>>168009325
kek
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>>168009057
My tool to measure if a film succeeds or not is my dad. if he didn't like, no way it will become a blockbuster or have any popularity
he absolutly hated it, said that the dialogs were shit and sounded like a theatre play not too far from him actually, he didn't know about the connection with the hamlet play/original story, said the story was predictible and lame and that the directing was shit. I loved the directing but i'm starting to agree with the rest desu
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>>168009447
>The only consistently good threads were Tolkien threads before "Rings of Power"
Conan and Excalibur threads too.
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>>168009057
>I want revenge
>aaarrrrrh!
>I got revenge
Wow, amazing, very fun, so gritty and white and le valkyrie and ODINNN.
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>>168009325
>https://twitter.com/Issaamro/status/1525100173327728641
how do their little hats stay on in the wind?
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>>168009420
Con Air
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>>168009325
It is nice to see people become more and more redpilled on these scum.
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>>168009057
>contrived female prominence in poster
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>>168009550
I don't think I ever finished that one. I remember it being extremely obnoxious and cringe. It's the one where Trejo plays a rapist, right?
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>>168009119
you probably havent seen it then. its anything but boring
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>>168009550
Air Force One did it better.
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>>168009420
did not watch that much in the recent months, but i liked shin Godzilla, looking forward to shin ultra man (may be the same movie) and maverick, i also enjoyed bbc green planet recently (besides episode 3, that one is a miss) and tokyo vice until the last to episodes were it fell apart
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>>168009573
not really. I mean Anya Taylor Joys character basically used Skarsgard to get what she wanted.
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>>168009598
ywnbaw
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>>168009057
Bad marketing.
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>>168009057
>Why did it flop
I don't even know what the point of the entire film is other than to fellate Eggars' ego. The pacing is too slow to appeal to normies, but it also has over the top violence and bad fight choreography that appeals to normies. All the advertisements were showing off dude's roid abs so that appeals to post menopausal women i guess.
its got some good performances and mostly mediocre, skaarsgaard isn't a very good actor and can't carry the entire movie with his charisma

i just dont understand what the point was, you either make a braindead violent action movie for the normies or you go for oscar bait serious actor drama route its like eggars couldnt decide what the fuck to do so just shit the bed amber heard style
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>>168009694
I know. And that's a good thing.
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White mediocrity
White fragility towards criticism
Cringe incel and chud cult of personality around Eggers
Shitty cgi
6'5 guy as 'historically accurate' viking
Latina female
Bogged female
Overplayed gritty slow burn pacing
Wacky Eggers garbage
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>>168009696
The movie isn't marketable. The trailers already do their best to make it look like an action movie, which it isn't, and that was its only hope.
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>>168009736
is this a post by a woman or something?
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>>168009723
whatever normies are, the pacing is objectivly terrible and bad fighting geography is tolerated in movies like dune by the masses, the movie was just not good
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Personally, i thought from the trailer it would be less trippy and nihilistic... i can imagine people went into it expecting movie, when what they got was closer to a film.

I enjoyed it for what it was once i got used to it, but there is no way in hell that was ever going to make money
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>>168009812
>the movie was just not good
i just wonder how true the complaints that the studio micromanaged this into being bad, if the eggars cut could even fix it with an extra 30 minutes
lmao
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>>168009835
>less trippy and nihilistic
I don't think it was nihilistic. It did show the faultiness of paganism but it also offered a solution.
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>>168009868
The film would have bombed even harder with extra 30minutes of sloburn nothing happens and le wacky trippy Eggers crap
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>>168009932
@RELEASETHEEGGARSCUT
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Because it's just a souless Conan ripoff
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>>168009057
Because it's boring, people want fun movies again not a a grey boring onion boys only version of the lion king
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>>168009057
Eggers has never made a good movie
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>>168009969
peakroid arny could've saved northman
skaarsgaard isn't the guy
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>>168009172
too hard to follow for normies? Its not hard to follow thats the problem. Its so straightforward and boring that it makes it feel like a slog to watch and its just fucking dumb and self indulgent
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>>168010019
the last duel was nice, they should release a cut were they replace the his version, his version, "the truth" with his version, his version, her version - would make the movie so much cleaner

braveheart and gladiator are the northman in fun
did not watch the last samurai yet concisley, maybe should do that - holy grail is also fantastic
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>>168010091
I'm talking about the trippy stuff and how he aquires the sword.
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>>168009057
It was good but idk, super simple? There was literally nothing to it, just your basic revenge story 101
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>>168009221
Lol fucking faggot here
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>>168010128
>last samurai
It's cringe, honestly. It's gaijin assimilating to Japanese tradition in Japan and saving the Japanese. It's not his nature as an outsider and Western tradition that gives him an edge, it's plain assimilation.
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>>168009057
Came out the same time as a Marvel capeshit.
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>>168009325
Kek fucking based Israelis

>BUT ITS THE BROWN PEOPLES LAND

Kek this world is about war and who is strongest you fucking mindless hypocrites. Like how America took land from the Native Americans. So just fuck off
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>>168009057
Horrible poster job Kidman looks completely off.
Movie was shit as well.
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>>168009057
Because people have been demoralized. Especially White people.
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>>168010412
>Kidman looks completely off.
lmao, looks like they clipped a scene from the film for the poster but she was slightly in motion

starting to think the producers tanked this movie on purpose
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>>168009153
Our fucking country. Our fucking infrastructure.
No other race can create; all they do is steal and destroy.
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>>168010412
>>168010492
This one is much better.
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>>168010531
WRITTEN BY SJON AND ROBERT EGGARS
this pisses me off in ways i cannot describe
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No IP recognition. No Taco Bell collector cups, no action figures, no actors that the public salivate over, no video games, no pop stars casted.
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>>168010514
i am not sure in which white country you life, but the majority of (formerly) caucasian countries are on the trajectory to become utter shithole because the white population literaly votes for it
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>>168009119
Are you guys retarded or ESL? What wasn't there to get? I'm genuinely curious.
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>>168010645
no fun
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>>168010676
>Manufactured consent
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>>168010740
>fun
What does that even mean?
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Hold on, Björk was in this? What?
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>>168010753
They think movies should be a theme part for the mind.
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>>168009291
Eggers is a hack let it go
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>>168010791
the slav witch without eyes
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>>168010753
subjectively, i associate fun with humour, grandeur, awe-inspiring moments, clever writing, stunning cinematography, visual storytelling, (actors that are atleast half capable), and sometimes i like to think that i am fun
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>>168009057
The problem with The Northman was that the main target audience was going to consist of a bunch of complacent men-children that were going to be unsatisfied no matter what.
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>>168010749
must be a rly smart ethnicity and advanced culture that can build driving trashcans but not withstand trannies telling them that the earth will shutdown in 2050
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>>168010866
>awe-inspiring moments
>stunning cinematography
>visual storytelling
>actors that are atleast half capable
All there.
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>>168010514
Sure bro but we already got all your tech shit, why do we need to watch your movies? I'm supporting my race (brown) , thanks for the infrastructure I guess? Lol
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>>168010943
i think we have drastically different definitions of the listed concepts then (besides the one with the half capable actors, but this point is more of a failsafe so that the rest is not dragged down by Hollywood monkeys)
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>>168010943
>awe-inspiring moments


There is not a single one in this dreck.
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>>168011053
Yeah. That's because you're retarded.
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>>168011007
>why do we need to watch your movies
You don't.

>I'm supporting my race (brown),
Good.
>thanks for the infrastructure I guess
'Gonna destroy it and let rot like your African kin?
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>>168009057
Because audience want more fun Marvel movie and less boring ancient historic shit
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>>168011243
hi im audience i want more boring ancient historical shit but the northman was more like an unfun marvel movie
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>>168010313
brainlet take
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>>168011321
Whats your take then?
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>global pandemic
>brink of global war

Nobody goes to the kinoplex anymore. Reality is fucked.
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>>168011411
>>global pandemic
>>brink of global war
>mass inflation
>lowest housing affordability in history
>baby formula shortages
>$ gas since the 70s

lets go down to the lobby
lets go down to the lobby
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>>168009057
Because it's boring, depressing, nihilistic, and the protagonist is the villain.
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>>168011436
Oh yea Israel is the only place ever to take over land.

Kek. Retard.
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>>168009057
It was a great movie, people are just fucking stupid, look at all the replies in this thread saying it's shit. Not 1 (one) of them can give a solid reason whats wrong with it. Just mindless idiots whos opinions are formulated by their brainwashing media
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>>168011621
where did I say that you fucking mongo?
if you don't see the clear bias reception towards the israeli war as opposed to the ukrainian war you're blind
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>>168011704
strange i just read the thread and its nothing like you say, could it be that you didn't even read the fucking thread?
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>>168011704
I guarantee you're the retard who didn't even get the movie that always shows up in these threads to defend it.
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>>168009057
Women ruin everything the movie
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>>168011823
give me your opinion why it's terrible
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not a superhero or attached to anyone normies care about, eggers only draws neckbeards
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Not woke enough.
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>>168011908
i have, in this very thread, read it to find out
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>>168012003
link it, coward
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>>168012003
no.
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>>168009057
>Why did it flop
it was okay, inaccuracies aside. The main issue I had was kidman, and her trying to be such a strong and powerful woman to the detriment of the overall story, but that was likely not her fault.
the minor stuff I could look past, though the valkyrie with the shaved teeth was funny, because that was something only certain men did.
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Any more kinos like this and Apocalypco? Stuff that makes you want to go lift weights and stuff
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>>168009057

BORING NAME
BORING ADVERTISEMENT
ZERO HYPE
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>>168010595
it should have said adapted by, sure
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>>168012105
Braveheart
Excalibur
Bone Tomahawk
The Deluge
300
Batman v Superman
Hacksaw Ridge
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>>168012105
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>>168012330
This is movie fucking terrible, what the fuck?
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>>168009057
>soi director turning off action fans
>he directs a solid action movie (likely saved by producer interference), turning off soi fans
>he goes on to point out that the studio interfered, effectively sabotaging the movie
>it's not capeshit or kid friendly
That's about it. And even then it did better than Last Duel.
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why do chuds shill this film so hard?
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>>168012376
It's great, you have shit taste
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>>168010514
>all they do is steal and destroy

wypipo do the same
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>>168012383
The Last Duel should never have been made. Who the fuck wants to watch a movie about a medieval rape case? That's not appealing subject matter for anyone and was not going to be satisfying to watch.
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>However, the film failed at the box office, having only grossed $52 million worldwide against a $200 million break-even point.

YIKES
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>>168012459
No, it truly isn't. Easily Michael Bay's worst movie. Unwatchable.
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>>168009325
>>168009358
>>168009495
>>168009542
>>168010313
>>168009568
>>168011436
The weak should fear the strong
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>>168009057
It literally didn't you stupid capeshitting retard
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>>168012522
>shortest list in history?
>list of israeli olympic gold medal winners
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>>168012436
/pol/ are really pathetic and desperate to pretend it's "Black Panther for whites" They are trying to appropriate viking culture as white culture as a whole, which it's not, and none of those weak chinned faggots are Scandinavian so they have no claim to it.

Beyond that, it's probably some tranny discord of Eggers fans trying to push it.
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>>168011381
This world is about who's the smartest. If it's about who's the strongest, then other apex predators would be dominating earth instead of humans.
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>>168009057
I tried to watch it and it's insanely boring and pretentious. You can tell the director was thinking he was doing something epic but he's just sniffing his own fart. You don't fucking start a movie with such a boring intro, at least show us battle where the king was wounded before he comes home. The lighthouse was garbage so I'm not surprised. You have to be crazy to give big budget to an artsy fartsy hack. It reminds me of Rian Johnson.
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The main character just doesn't have enough personality. Now, if Iceman was the Northman that would be something.
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>>168010128
>the his version, his version, "the truth"
idk what chinese screener you watched but my version only said each persons name.
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>>168012646
>You don't fucking start a movie with such a boring intro, at least show us battle where the king was wounded before he comes home.
Your brain is mush, nigga.
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>>168012646
>he's just sniffing his own fart

yeah that's what happens when you let a director get away with flatulence-driven scenes, he thinks he has found a way to defy normal conventions.
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Their clothes weren't colourful enough and everyone is covered in filth all the time. No one wants to watch that.
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>>168012646
Dude you're the definition of a philistine and a retard. Congrats, go back to plebbit capeshit fucktard.
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>>168012552
>It literally didn't you stupid capeshitting retard
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>>168012849
*farts*
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>>168012646
>insanely boring and pretentious
its lion king with people
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>>168012646
>reminds me of Rian Johnson


This. Exactly this. There's even a bunch of subversion in it.
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>>168012890
They'll probably lose between 40 and 50 million at this point, yikes
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>>168009057

Honestly it's not very good. I watched it yesterday and Troy is 100 times more epic. It's better in every single way. 300 too for that matter. And Gladiator. This movie doesn't need to exist, really
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>>168012475
>That's not appealing subject matter for anyone
Not everybody is addicted to capeshit like you. People with more refined tastes enjoyed it
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>>168012914
>a bunch of subversion
It was about as straightforward as revenge stories got and the hero got what he wanted in the end: revenge on his father's death and no chance in hell that anybody would fuck with his wife and kids on their own path to revenge.
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>>168012849
This trash is one step away from capeshit. It is to a Batman movie what a Batman movie is to an Ironman movie.
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It didn't you fucking schizos, just like Dune didn't flop. /TV/ autists are not a valid metric for judging if a movie is good. This whole site is a fucking contrarian dumpster fire
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>>168009057
If you want a viking epic, go watch The Last Kingdom or Vikings. This shit is just a weak Shakespeare adaptation of the most adapted Shakespeare work. Even Disney has done this story better.
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>>168012981
Northman really took a fat ogre shit on the worst parts of /tv/. I haven't seen much like it in a long time. Even Joker didn't piss the troons off this hard.
They were banking hard on this being a subversive insult to its subject matter the way Green Knight was, and that just never happened.
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>>168013004
>go watch The Last Kingdom or Vikings
>this is the kind of faggot who hates Northman this much
Explains a lot.
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>>168012961
Except, it's not at all. He had nothing to avenge. He had nothing to protect. He was the villain. No one was ever going to follow or find them when they left. It's not straight forward at all really, he's just a hallucinating murder hobo. She probably wasn't even pregnant btw, they are both schizo and he's an unreliable pov so everything he thinks and believes throughout the film is just in his head.
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>>168009057
Because no one goes to cinema these days. That's literally it. The vast majority of people that have seen it liked it.
Call it a Egger's cope all you want but this movie will be THE Viking movie for at least 15 years to come so it will absolutely go into profit once it's fully released.
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>>168012981
It absolutely did. It's not a box office success. What the fuck are you on about? Cope and seethe harder, tranny.
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>>168013099
>He had nothing to avenge.
His father's murder.
>He had nothing to protect.
His wife and forthcoming children.
>He was the villain.
He was a hero and he died a hero.
Thank you, anon, for proving to me that Northman was not only a pleb filter, but a grade A midwit filter.
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>>168012584
And yet they’re taking your land and you’re doing nothing but crying to the UN
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>>168013099
Bruh. You really did drink the postmodernism kool-aid, didn't you? He did decide wrong in the end, which is sad but there's still the silver lining of his having children which are real.
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>>168013004
>This shit is just a weak Shakespeare adaptation
Shakespeare's Hamlet is itself an adaptation of a Norse Saga. Fucking get it right.
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>>168013099
his dumb whore mom was the villain
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>>168013189
>he did decide wrong in the end
Not if he wanted to kill any chance of counter-vengeance, which he did.
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>>168012890
They won't lose money. Wikipedia is not a source fuckstain.
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>>168013172
No. You are the midwit. None of that is true.

>>168013189
The children were not. His visions were not real. None of them.
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>>168013226
That's not really the broader picture. The broader picture is that he keeps to the pagan ways and dies with them. His daughter is heavily implied to be the historic Saint Olga of Kiev.
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>>168013226
There was never any danger of that.
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>>168013319
>No. You are the midwit. None of that is true.
Whatever you say 105IQ
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>>168013319
Bro. You goofin.
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>>168013361
Just like there was zero chance of a kid prince escaping the sack of a kingdom, surviving the sea, getting raised by berserkers, and then sneaking on a slave boat to kill the sacker.
He considered it more likely than 0.
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>>168013359
CUTE!
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These threads are proof that the only people who liked it were simply too stupid to understand it. It's a highly subversive take on Hamlet and not subtle at all about it. The main character is just a psychopath killing people who didn't deserve it over an imaginary, emotionally stunted and childish delusion that he was the one who was wronged. There was never anything for him to avenge, his father was abusive and evil, and he and his mother weren't victims.
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>>168013361
There was but the main reason he went for it was to fulfill the prophecy he's been told again and again (the ways he believed in).
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>>168013359
Good thinking. Lends credence to Odin's presence in the film, too.
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>>168009057
Is this thread going to be make everyday?
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>>168009164
Defoe carried The Lighthouse on his fucking back, every other actor and it would've been mid, like The Witch or The Northman
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>>168012895
>THE FARTMAN
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>>168013494
Midwit take.
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It's a bit of a high concept and it was also released in competition with a Marvel movie. It's a great looking movie, with decent work all around, great acting, writing, direction, but that alone doesn't determine how many people you get to pay for it.
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>>168013562
Keep coping and seething, you are painfully low IQ
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>>168013562
If it's not subversive explain why letterboxd trannies love this movie
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whites aren't cool or interesting anymore.
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>>168013359
She's not, because there were no children.

Also, why would she be? Neither parent is from Ukraine and neither parent is Christian. There's no connection, it would make zero sense even if the vision weren't just his imagination.
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>>168013359
wow, and to think this didn't make more money.
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>>168013494
He was the victim though, he was almost killed. His mother was doing everything she could because she had a cushy life now.
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>>168013747
They are dumb, same as >>168013711.
It's only subversive in the sense that it disagrees with paganism.
>>168013777
Bruh. Watch the movie and then start posting, baby boy.
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>>168013806
His memory is completely unreliable. Nothing we see in the film regarding his point of view is to be trusted. He is mentally ill.
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>>168013494
Wow. Just like Jews. It's like your projecting.
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It’s not the movie’s fault it was the chud culture surrounding it that killed it. Chuds are just poison for anything they touch. Society doesn’t like chuds and reacts accordingly in their presence.
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>>168013777
>this fuckin guy
This is the most filtered pleb I've ever seen. Broken bucks don't get this asspained.
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>>168013841
See
>>168013562
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>>168009057
Because if it’s not big capeshit, or a cheap ass horror movie, you’re not gonna make money in the theaters anymore. people hate pedowood, and the jews aren’t capable of making the kinds of movies and shows they used to, so they can’t win the general audiences back.
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>>168013854
Lol. You really are peak midwit.
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>the soi keeps going on about how it was all a dream
It's a viking fairy tale you retard lmao watch more fantasy.
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The movie is about the death of paganism. The Vikings kill each other in the end. The Christians are freed. Fjölnir's farm which was already a place of exile burns down. The pregnant woman carries her children away, one of whom is destined to become a great queen, presumably the historic Olga of Kiev, a Christian Saint.
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>>168013792
Studios will redirect revenue from films that have positive Christian themes to productions that don't.
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>>168013942
It's not. That's the subversion. It reveals to the audience that absolutely nothing mystical is happening. There are no gods. No magic. None of that. It is completely straight faced realism and the main character is a brain damaged and stunted psycho who thinks he's magic.
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>>168014004
>working this hard and doing this much mental gymnastics just to try to tell people that a viking revenge fantasy movie was secretly subversive
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>>168014004
You're wrong. He isn't the only one who can't pull out the sword during daytime. All the magic is real but at the end of the day it's still false gods.
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>>168014003
Wouldn't surprise me. It hasn't been about making money for pedowood in a long time. Hasn't just been hollywood in a long time either.
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it was basically a trippier and more shakespearean viking version of Apocalypto

at least that's the vibe I got from it
I liked it
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>>168014004
Sound's Semitic.
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>>168014111
Pretty much. I don't really understand the shitstorm. It was never a franchise tentpole so profits never mattered and it didn't shit on any particular culture the way trash like Green Knight did.
It was just an enjoyable Hamlet movie.
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>>168013140
People watched Blue rodent CGI 2 and Spiderman 50. Cope harder.
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>>168013854
That's a bullshit excuse, man.
He literally gave out the order for him to be killed. He sliced one of his soldiers' noses.
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>/tv/ spends all their time crying anytime they see skin darker than toilet tissue
>/tv/ gets The Northman and cries because they think it's shit
Worst fucking board I swear
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>>168009057
>Why did it flop

it was shit
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>>168014318
/tv/'s been in this troon vs normie civil war ever since Trump got elected. Only /v/ and /mu/ are less tolerable than this shithole.
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>>168013777
Huh? Olga is literally from Ukraine and is pregnant with twins
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>>168013993
No wonder the pagan larpers are seething.
This movie was Christkino all along.
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I watched it last night. I'm convinced people are on a mission to bury this movie. It's good pagan kino, simple as. No racism, no sexism, no nothing. Viking morals are vengeance and honor, and we got exactly that. The fight scenes felt a bit wonky but still looked way cooler than capeshit with pixels flying everywhere.
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>>168014362
/co/ used to be good, but I haven't been reading comics so I don't stop by there much these days. Still guaranteed to be better than /tv/
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It ended with 2 naked guys swordfighting. That's a little gay.
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>>168014004
Holy shit. Stop watching movies, you’re literally too retarded for them.
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>>168014643
/co/ is trooned the fuck out, anon. It's awful.
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>>168013189
He didn't decide wrong. He fate was set and he cannot scape it. He honored his promise to his father.
He continued his bloodline, avenged his father AND died in battle like a proper Kang. But yes somehow it feels subversive and like he did something wrong. I think the director was just confused.
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>>168014575
Yep. It's a good movie. People expect every movie to be some life altering experience. And if it isn't, to them, it's the worst movie ever made.
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>>168014874
You are the one who's confused, LARPagan.
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>>168013494
>His father was abusive and evil
Gay liberal take
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>>168009057
Because it was garbage. I hate you wiggers for recommending me this.
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their target audience is going extinct
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what the fuck is this shit
barking, burping and farting?
i mean we all know whites are savage devil spawns, but this is too much
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>>168014461
This. Jews and pagans on suicide watch.
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>>168015466
A king reminding his son that despite having royal blood, he's still human and fallible.
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it doesn't satisfy action capeshitters nor arthouse kinosseurs, I assume production interfened with eggers vision a lot
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>>168015750
To its benefit considering the end result.
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I just watched this with my normie family and they all loved it. We're not white by the way. I would say it's Kino.
No idea why people here didnt like it.
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>>168009119
this
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because ayy lmao has a flat ass and it made the movie less enjoyable
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>>168016124
It’s sad too because she was chubby and thick as a teenager and had a big round ass in the Witch. Just shows how far she’s fallen. It’s the cigarettes and model diet
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>>168009420
The Avengers
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>>168009204
shut the fuck up robert
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>>168009291
>You’re just a mouth breather who didn’t attend college or ever learned how to think critically
>needing to attend college to be taught to use your brain correctly
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>>168009420
the OG Conan and excalibur did everything 100x better
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>>168009723
>its got some good performances
see no it really doesn't
at all
>its like eggars couldnt decide what the fuck to do
agreed it felt super wishy washy
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>>168010133
those were the strongest parts of the film ironically
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>>168010866
basically this
>>168011064
this too
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>>168011552
>and the protagonist is the villain.
which could have worked provided a better script and an actor with an ounce of charisma
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>>168012717
yeah I like eggers previous 2 films but this makes it pretty clear he's just another hipster hack faggot
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>>168013099
>he's just a hallucinating murder hobo
to be fair I'd actually watch that movie over this shit
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>>168011552
>the protagonist is the villain.
I wouldn't say he's the villain, it's more that the movie treats him like a hero in the beginning and then you find out that the father he's avenging was probably even worse than his enemies. His uncle and mother are still slave owners and murderers, but so is he and his father.
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>>168013600
>It's a great looking movie
it is not, the constant single take action shots blew
>great acting
what?
>writing
huh?
>direction
there wasn't one well directed action scene
no emotional core
nothing hit home
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WHAT THE FUCK YOU FAGS TOLD ME ANYA WAS A BIG DRAW!
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lol white people
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>>168009057
There is literally 10 threads of this movie on /tv/ right now what the FUCK is going on
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>>168017962
Not enough capeshit for you, profligate?
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>>168017962
torrent dropped. That's always the case.
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>>168013777
>Neither parent is from Ukraine
did you even watch the movie? you do know who the rus are yeah? carpathians larping as vikings?
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>>168017962
the real chads finally got a chance to watch it
turns out it's dishonest trash for homos
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>>168009057
As soon as I saw Nicole Kidman and Ethan Hawke were in it I knew it was going to suck. Those are not actors known for their role picking accumen.
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>>168014117
>>168014252
>>168014357
Yes. (((They))) are also very transphobic

https://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/features/the-peculiar-sex-life-of-adolf-hitler-offers-insight-into-the-dictators-gay-partners-391500.html
http://blog.yalebooks.com/2017/11/10/the-homosexuality-of-hitlerism/
https://daily.jstor.org/ernst-rohm-the-highest-ranking-gay-nazi/
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2001/oct/07/books.booksnews
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/nazi-doctors-hitler-was-gay-took-female-hormones
https://www.nytimes.com/2001/12/16/books/all-the-fuhrer-s-men.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Adolf_Hitler
https://www.msn.com/en-sg/news/world/the-little-known-story-of-adolf-hitlers-intimate-relationship-with-his-young-niece/ar-BBPw7p8
https://nationalpost.com/news/cross-dressing-nazis-a-german-artist-found-so-many-photos-of-them-he-published-a-book-about-it
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>>168021097
>film opens
>ethan hawke appears immediately ruins any immersion
>continues to overact and ruin every scene
>dies
>hands off narrative to an even worse actor skarsgard
>proceeds to look like he has to use the restroom for 2 hours
>ends
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>>168010514
You destroyed the roman empire and stole everything from it



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