>please watch our show
I don't care so much I have sto state it in this thread that I do not give a damn.
>>168006291>Promoting sexual abnormalities I-IS THAT A MONOGAMOUS HETEROSEXUAL COUPLE???? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH IM GOING INSANE, HELP ME AFRICAN AMERICAN ALLY MAN!
>>168006291>May 5th, 2020
>>168006291I'm with Lisa, I can't stand how the jewish rag shits on my philistine and hittite bros.
>>168006291Wow. Its okay though, Armageddon is almost upon us so ones not to argue with what is potentially fowl food.
>oops, we forgot to tell a joke!This show is embarrassing
>>168006291Yeah this may have been cutting edge if it were anytime before the 2000s not nos when saying this is the coldest non controversial statement you can say today
>>168006291>unfair to hittitesWhat fairness do they deserve?Also>racistI'm pretty sure it was written long before anything even resembling modern racism was even a concept.
I thought the left liked sexual abnormalities?
>>168006291did she point out all the passages that say you can't be a christian if you are circumcised?>American general public: I don't feel so good
>>168006291This will play well with the degenerate fedora tipping zoomers
Fuck Hittite niggers. All my Babylonian homies hate Hittites
>>168006481The joke they tell in the scene is actually pretty funny./pol/ is just autistic and gets unreasonably triggered by a visual gag.
>the left is STILL mad the ancient Israelite prophets spoke out against child sacrificeIt's been three thousand years ffs
>>168006530All you have to do is prove them wrong.
>>168006291old ass news but thank god it's just the bible. lkast time someone made fun about the torah they nailed him to a cross. last time someone made fun of the quran they shot up a night club.
next do judaism
>>168006544Reminder that Hittite women fucked horses.
>>168006573Jesus's whole "turn the other cheek" thing really made his followers passive. Meanwhile Allah demands you defend his words.
>>168006291Okay now we need an episode on the Talmud in sake of equality.
>>168006291>Old TestamentVery anti-semitic
>>168006291>quick gag that lasts 2 seconds>entire article about itWhy do they do this?
>>168006573unlucky guy in pcrl i guess him and 32,000 poor bastards them or the guy moses draggged to the city walls and stoned for picking up sticks on skydaddy holy day ?
>>168006291Racist and sexist? WTF I want to be a kikeworshiping Christcuck now.
>>168006291>Incest, Racism, SexismSounds intersting, might give it a read sometime in the future
The Simpsons should have been put out of its misery 20 years ago.
>>168006291based im now team American First
at least the bible isn't sneedist
>>168006853>>168006876Fuck off back to r eddit faggots.
>>168006291the only problem i have with this is they don't do it to the muslims. freedom of speech is cool but muslims gotta be treated like special snowflakes, can't say shit about em.
>>168006291>promoting sexual abnormalities Hollywood would never!
>>168006954Oh yeah, 4chan's Bible country. Nigger, stop worshiping Jews.
>>168006853good times, we need to bring back the inquisition fr fr no cap
>>168006344>monogamy>the bibleHow's the 700 wives and 300 concubines doing, oh beloved friend of God, Solomon?
>WHAT? >THIS BOOK WRITTEN 2000 YEARS AGO DOESN'T CONFORM TO MY NICHE COSMOPOLITAN POLITICAL VIEWS?????
>>168006291As an agnostic looking at things objectively, it's obvious that Christians are much more prejudiced against than other religions. The Bible, like the Quran or Torah or any religion text, is generally full of retarded bullshit, but it's still way better than the alternatives if you are looking for dogma to follow.Countries that follow the conservative Christian ideologies are objectively better than others (modern Christcucks need not apply).
>>168006291now do the quran
>>168006468They thought the same thing in the days of Rome, lol. Good luck sucking globohomo cock so that you can sell your least ugly daughter to whatever rich fucker wanted a new concubine.
Why are Christfags so fragile, bros?
>>168006291I'm sure all the pagan larpers will love this, they have notoriously shit taste
>>168006344More incestous pedophilia
>>168006291>Sexual abnormalitiesI thought that was a good thing in <current year>?
>>168006291I pray every day for this show to finally end, so I can gradually forget the past 20-22 years off it, and recall only when it was goodwhy does God ignore my prayers
>>168007235>as an agnostic*farting noises followed by retard screeching*
>"Hey Lis', check this one out! The Holy Talmud...">"BART NOOOO!"
>>168006342> Christcucks still seething about a forgotten show made two years agoThe thread
It's really fucking stale how much christians get shit on today
>>168007119anon.. even hardcore christians got wheeeled for simply questioning authority/even misinterpeting the bible could of got you locked or killed larpers like you would be the first on the stake
>>168006344>t. a retard who has never read the bible and doesn't know anything about ancient israeli culture.
>>168006681Fragile snowflake Christians, what else?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1652477540383.webmSay some globohomo is tryna turn your son into goyslop you just give em one o' these
>>168007380>live in a country where your life is dictated by christian values, half the country wants america to be a christian theocracy >"why do atheists only ever shit on christianity???"
So how does American nationalism work when your cock is mutilated at birth?
>>168007315Kill yourself, subhuman.Both athiests and theists who claim they have the true nature of our reality figured out are full of shit.We cannot possibly comprehend with certainty things that are beyond our physical realm.
>>168006291>Shits on Christianity for being guilty of all those evil isms>Complete silence on Islam and JudaismEvery fucking time. But then again we know who makes up most of this show's (((writing staff)))
>>168007439>live in a country where your life is dictated by christian values, half the country wants america to be a christian theocracyhoo boy you are retarded.
>>168007472a lot of jews openly hate muslims though, and can get away with it because they're jews.
>>168007472What have Jews ever done wrong? >Christians have the KKK>Islam has Al-Qaeda and ISIS
>>168006344>MONOGAMOUSultimate proof christians skip the OT completly unless of course it benefits them in the moment just to clarify king david had 8 tradwives you have 0
>>168007557cherry picking the bible is a christian tradition
>>168007554jews have the israel defense forces and mossad.
>>168006291Gee Whiz, I wonder if they'll give fair and equal examination of the Talmud and the Koran.
>>168007554Start reading early life sections on Wikipedia
>>168007557But that's fucking based.One man with many wives is the superior species propagation method
>>168007472>nobody makes fun of Judaism This might be true if we ignore Woody Allen's entire filmography.
>>168006291>no!! You can’t just quote the Bible! Because…..MOOOOOM! The internet is making fun of me!!!!
>>168007466>beyond our physical realmand you know that such place exists?
>>168006291sexual abnormalities are bad now? there needs to be a ministry to keep us up to date on this shit
Isn't that the same character who guilt tripped Homer because he was "stealing" cable?
>>168007683A Ministry of Love?
>>168007554>What have Jews ever done wrong?Ask a Palestinian.
>>168007554>What have Jews ever done wrong?Hmm..I wonder...
>>168007380christians are almost as bad as trannies
>Clickbait picture from 2020>People still seethe here
>>168006977if you want your house bombed go ahead
>>168007674It may or may not.That's the fucking point.
>>168006291How brave of them to make fun of a religion that doesnt have followers that will cut off your head for making fun of their religion.
>>168006291>sexual abnormalitiesCouple of years ago it was still called [hetero-]normative, now it's straight up abnormal. They're kicking things into high gear lol
>>168006291you lost me at >New "The Simpsons" Episode
>>168007660i cant think about other women when i catch feelings.. polygamy was always cringe desert autism for me atleast
>>168007771I'm still pissed over the Principal and the Pauper
>>168006291But won't depict it as being quintessentially jewish. Which it is by the way.
>>168006291hold the fuck on you're telling me that a tv show shit on christianity?like a show that gets broadcasted to millions criticized the bible, has this ever been done before?why isn't this a bigger deal that's one of the most controversial, brave, and original things I've ever heard of, what a time to be alive.
>>168007195If you didn't also claim that it was dictated to humanity by a timeless and omni-benevolent being, nobody would complain. You can't act like it's a guide on how to be moral while also having the "good" guys commit a bunch of atrocities in their all-just, all-loving, all-merciful god's names (reminder that at one point god gets pissed at the israelites for settling things peacefully with another tribe rather than wiping them out)
>>168007784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsehPE5cEFs off the jewbox anon the average muslims is a miserable skydaddy beliver trying to get by just like you not a machete wielding khamzat looking beheader
>>168006344>Literally a story of two daughters getting their father drunk and raping himDo Christians read their own fucking bible at all or only go by what their pedo priests tell them?
>CHRISTIANITY? MORE LIKE SHITSTIANITY LOL WHY WOULD I FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF AN OLD BOOK LMAO>ALSO I'M A BUDDHIST why are liberals like this?
>>168007235No, they aren't. They just get more coverage because they're the single largest religion in the world, followed by Islam.
>>168006291Oh no not the poor Hitites
>>168006291Jesus was literally the most revolutionary feminist of his time.prove me wrong.
>>168006291The desperation is strong...
>>168007953to be fair, buddhism is objectively much less retarded than christianity (and most religions, mainstream or otherwise)
>>168007472They specifically cite Old Testament stuff in the episode
>>168007276now do the quran, make fun of muslim or jewish then
>>168007953>my religion teaches you how to be moral>also please ignore all the genocide, rape, etc. that god was apparently cool with
>>168007627The weak should fear the strong
>>168007439>America is dictated by Christian valuesLiterally what universe are you from? It’s not 1995 anymore.
>>168007946>something bad happens and the Bible documents it as being a bad thing>WOW LE EVIL BIBLE TALKS ABOUT BAD THINGS EVIL BIBLE
>>168008134Have you had your head under a rock these past few weeks? Abortion is about to be outlawed in most states
>>168007439>acting like "stealing and murder bad" was something christianity invented
>>168007715You can’t ask what doesn’t exist
>>168008140>the Bible documents it as being a bad thingIt wasn't documented as a bad thing when God wiped out 99.9% of all life on earth
>>168007953the buddah is a fucking blessing compared to the gods/god of the bible/quran/talmud what point were you trying to make ? the buddha never instructed to hack your infants genitals with a sharp rock... this is the christian version i like the last part the best if you cant see this man made desert fuck you.9 And God said to Abraham, “As for you, you shall keep my covenant, you and your offspring after you throughout their generations. 10 This is my covenant, which you shall keep, between me and you and your offspring after you: Every male among you shall be circumcised. 11 You shall be circumcised in the flesh of your foreskins, and it shall be a zsign of the covenant between me and you. 12 He who is aeight days old among you shall be circumcised. Every male throughout your generations, whether born in your house or bbought with your money from any foreigner who is not of your offspring, 13 both he who is born in your house and he who is bought with your money, shall surely be circumcised. So shall my covenant be in your flesh an everlasting covenant. 14 Any uncircumcised male who is not circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin shall be CUT OFF HIS PEOPLE; he has broken my covenant.”
>>168008178It literally is. Ask a non-WEIRD person if stealing is wrong and they will say that it's actually morally good to steal, as long as you're stealing from outgroup members. This is how everyone has and does think without universalist religions like christianity.
>>168008222They'll usually try to deflect with "b-but god decided they were ebil," though killing all the infants and children that those people no doubt had apparently isn't a problem. Same with Sodom and Gamora.
I suppose with Lisa being a buddhist it is next in line for a similar scrutiny?
>>168008222Because it wasn't a bad thing, because life had become so corrupted due to the fallen angels and the nephilim corrupting everything.There was genetic engineering and people thought only of evil all the time. The world needed it.
>>168006521Jesus and all of his disciples were circumcised.
>>168006291NOOOO NOT THE POOR HECKIN HITTITES!!
>>168008380>no pre-christian religion or civilization thought that stealing or murder were badYou're either a liar or delusional.
>>168008423it's not a deflection, they were evil and their genes were corrupted by the fallen angels. Noah was the last man pure in his generationsan unmodified human being
Why do people always use the OT to attack Christians but not jews? Not to mention, the Talmud has much worse stuff
>>168008476jews are smart enough to throw people in jail for it.
>>168006545>The Simsons being funny in current dayYa sure thing buddy, let me guess your favorite comedian is Hanna Gatsby
>>168008476honestly most people aren't aware of the talmund, the go-to is the torah
>>168008431>nephilimI thought they were non-canon
>>168007817A lack of care into how much people thought of a character. They believed in the way Skinner was.They just go ahead and change it. What a lousy episode.
>>168006521Oh yeah? Why don't you name one, retard? You're such a learned theologian, perhaps you can enlighten the entire rest of the world.
>>168006291>Simpsons episode depicts the Bible as racist and sexist.The Simpsons is an anti-White, anti-Christian, anti-heterosexual and anti-male TV show.That's right, I said it.Also I would not doubt that the show is run/controlled/influenced by Jews.
>>168008059>>168008095>>168008326>DUDE I JUST FOLLOW BUDDHISM AND DISCARD ALL THE SUPERNATURAL SHIT LMAO ITS MORE OF A PHILOSOPHY THAN A RELIGION>NOW LET ME WHINE ABOUT HOW SHITSTIANS PICK AND CHOOSE WHAT TO BELIEVE
>>168008739the supernatural shit was tacked on afterwards
>>168008475>they were evil and their genes were corrupted by the fallen angelsassuming that was true was every firstborn in egypt also a "corrupted human being" or the countless other genoicides of the OT ? btw>I DROWNED "CURRUPTED" HUAMNS ALIVE NOT "NORMAL HUMANS" is so retarded im lmaoing at your attempts of justfying mass murder of children an innocents im having quite the giggle m8
>>168008627the sons of God mated with the daughters of men. and the same became giants, and the heroes who were of old.Nephilim are canon, they're just not a focal point.That is my theory on why the Book of Enoch was excluded. It is not strictly necessary to understand and accept the gospel, and it can lead ot an uhealthy fascination with demons, nephilim, and the names of the fallen angels, etc.We really don't need to focus on that stuff. Our mission is to love God first and foremost, and second love our neighbor as our self.
>>168008766nice cope, nigger faggot
oh noes another show is getting political
>>168007260Jerusalem suffered the lesser tribulation. The greater is on its way. Be safe out there.
>>168008773>assuming that was true was every firstborn in egypt also a "corrupted human being" or the countless other genoicides of the OT ? btwi dunno, i dont care. im not going to judge God. it doesn't make him not God
>>168006291the old testament is jewish garbage
>>168008157>only Christian’s are against abortionLow iq
>>168008739 >>168008755Why am i included when im neither jewish or buddhist? i simply compared your god with others never said i follow any of it in short pcrl
>>168008739I'm not buddhist, though.
>>168006681The question should be who did it, then the why will be answer as well
>>168008891>>168008895>I-I-I never claimed....see>>168008798
>>168008826So, basically you're admitting to some mental gymnastics. If god does anything that strikes anyone as kind of fucked up and unjust, he's really justified because something something mysterious ways and he makes the rules so that automatically makes anything he does objectively good.
>>168008826>i dunno, i dont careslavery. anyway anon gl with whatever religion you want to pick and god you want to worship all the best now !
>>168006681>Why do they do this?It's called access media and it's a cancer.
>I may have been to pedo island and had a foot rub on loli force 1 but at least I'm not racistStunning and brave
>>168006291Hint: they mean the old testament, which only the jews follow
>>168008472What part did you not understand? How about this: Do you understand why people steal AT ALL? Now think really hard and long about their moral framework. I think this is asking a lot but just try it.
>>168006681Because Christians have a massive persecution complex and take anything even mildly critical of their religion as an attempt to censor them.
>>168009048>slaveryliterally everyone is a slave.you don't have an option of not being a slavethe only question is whom do you serve?
>>168006291>promoting sexual abnormalitiesfinally the simpsons are gonna call out the fucking faggots
>>168009165Christians didn't invent "stealing and murder are bad." What part of that do you not understand?
>>168007946>Literally a story of two daughters getting their father drunk and raping himDoujins when?
>>168009171>Because Jews have a massive persecution complex and take anything even mildly critical of their religion as an attempt to censor them.ftfy.
>>168007946Most haven't read it cover-to-cover, in my experience. They just pick out the stuff that sound nice like "love thy neighbor (unless they're the wrong kind of people)" and ignore or make excuses for the rest.
>>168009214Explain back to me what I'm saying in your own words so that we can agree we're talking about the same thing. I genuinely do not believe that you understood it, so you will not be able to do this. I will take any response other than this as cope and file you under "literally too stupid to understand something any 3 year old would grasp in 5 seconds". Well, unless that 3 year old was (You), I guess.
>>168009239a doujin-ification of parts of the bible would be pretty kino, me thinks
>>168006291Unfair to Hittites? UNFAIR TO HITTITES!?Those GODDAMN Hittites deserve every slur levied at them!
>>168007385Wow, it's almost as if the Inquisition had nothing to do with the teachings of Christ
Biblesisters.... It's over....
>unfair to hittitesThis sounds like an anti-Semitic canard. How can anyone stand for the promotion of such vile hatred?
>>168008380So basically, christianity is cucked?
>>168007385yeah, so what? whiggas better be down with mah man yehova or on the wheel you go biatch
>>168006291That's very antisemitic
>>168009180>literally everyone is a slave.cool statement not a fact. most people are not slaves that is a fact unless ur in a religious shitthole and if your trying to do the whole slave to sin/flesh/devil thing christianity Isnt really unique or special in that aspect.. >you don't have an option of not being a slave???????????/????????????????self proclaimed christian doesnt belive in free will ? >the only question is whom do you serve?nobody.
>>168009704Yeah. But it's real popular with the most cucked people on earth: Peasants. So when you tell people about it you get stuff like the Taiping Rebellion killing millions of chinks, or christian japs almost overthrowing their entire social order and traumatizing the country so badly that they completely close themselves off from the rest of the world for hundreds of years.
>>168009353Reminder - the Egyptians lost the war and in a fit of autistic rage Ramses rewrote history to suit his needs>Cope>Seethe>Dilate>Get conquered by Assyrians, Persians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Central Asian mystery meat and finally British
>>168006291kikes are still butthurt over Jesus
>>168008157>America is dictated by Christian values>Abortion is about to be outlawed in most statesAfter being legal for decades. Not much of a dictatorship
I miss Phil Hartman
>>168007557There's a reason it's called the Old Testament. That's just a history. The New Testament is the rulebook.
>>168009955You don't get itUntil society is restructured around left-wing liberal values and conservatism/centrism are outlawed, we will live in a country of oppression.
>>168006291>implying there's something wrong with being racist and sexistwth seriously
I don't know what a joke is. Explain it the concept to me as if I were a pitch black Somali living in Minneapolis, and I also have 10 little niglets.
>>168009093>had a foot rub on loli force 1I'm sorry, what?
>>168006291>using modern sensibilities to demonized those who came before usCute lol
>>168009995>access mediaMe too, anon.
>>168008157>Abortion is about to be outlawed in most statesWhat the fuck? In a handful of states maybe, but not even close to most. Even in Texas, where Roe V Wade was first heard, the contention was only ever elective abortion, it was still wholly legal in cases where the woman's life was endangered by the pregnancy or where pregnancy arose from rape.
>>168009348Agreed. I also enjoy fanfics
>>168009330Ironic lol>Atheist who has never read the Bible and has a handful of verses memorized that "btfo" Christians accuses Christians of doing the same thing
>>168008222>evil person bemoans the destruction of other evil peopleIt is hilarious how much a single post can let you know
>>1680079181. its a history book, or at least claims to be, so people act like people do (at times barbarically) 2. divine command theory/without it you literally have no concept of "good"3. your ancestors somehow survived Sodom and Gomorrah
>>168008326The Buddha endorses capital punishment, torture etc. Buddha literally conjured up shit just to vanquish it. You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
>>168009892>traumatizing the (((country)))The Japanese feudalist system was even worse than Europe's. Unrest from Jap Christians would have been a step in the right direction if they weren't crushed by the establishment
But it's true
>>168008766AHAAHAHAHAHAHA>me a westerner understands that Buddhism was ALWAYS cringe materialist shit!Buddhism is one of the most spiritual, most religious beliefs out there. You're a fucking meme nigger
>>168008990God was justified in his actions anon. You dont have to understand or agree with it. You're wrong if you don't and no amount of smug human moralizing will change that though
>>168009795>cool statement not a factStop paying taxes and see how quickly you realize that is fact
>>168010371you sure do get mad over nothing huh
>>168010296>The Buddha endorses capital punishment, torture etc. same as the gods/god of the bible quran and talmud buddha is no saint but he is still a fart compared to the insanity i mentioned in the bible or alot of religious text/preaching INCLUDING the buddha. do you know what the word compare means ? i simply compared them. speed readers like you tire me
>>168010446>Stop paying taxes thats literally a choice a free will.. if you will ?! are you trolling ?
>>168006291We’ll yeah, it’s a 2000 year old book. Standards of society are going to be vastly different. If you’re unable to formulate your own values absent of some ‘sacred’ fairy tale book, you’re likely too stupid to understand why getting pissed at a cartoon (which you shouldn’t be using to formulate your values from either) for pointing out the truth is it’s own kind of universal hilarity.
>>168010700>same as the gods/god of the bible quran and talmud buddha is no saint but he is still a fart compared to the insanity i mentioned in the bible or alot of religious text/preachingstage 3: bargaining
>>168009795>self proclaimed christian doesnt belive in free will ?you literally do not have "free" will.You have will. You have one choice. Whom do you serve?Our wills are restricted by our ancestors and our environments and our neighbors and all kinds of things. "Free will" is an insane delusion.But equally, so is the idea that we have no will whatsoever, or that choice is only an illusion.We do have choice. One choice.
>>168010925did you give up on the "stop paying taxes" point you were trying to make and instead puked all over your keyboard ? >>168010918stage 4: cancer
>>168007390>IsraeliThe word you are looking for is Israelite, kike and you're not one, Ashkenazi larper.
>>168011317if you don't have any arguments, just admit you are shitposting.
>>168006876>>168007918>>168008095>>168008222>>168008423>>168008773>>168008990you literally can not create a moral framework that isn't moral relativism or just an opinionyou literally can't your opinions on morality hold no objective meaning, without a divine source, beyond might>>168008627https://biblia.com/bible/esv/numbers/13/33>We saw the Nephilim therehttps://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%206%3A1-4&version=NIV>The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—and also afterward—sometimes referred to as "giants" depends on the translation, and its debatable as to what they arefurther, its very questionable that that is why Noah's world is drowned. The typical reason given is that every man, other than the notable exception and his family, was evil and held no intentions but to be evil. Thus in both mercy and justice they were drowned. A covenant was born then after, that it would not happen again. >>168009795>self proclaimed christian doesnt belive in free willthats not as rare as you'd thinkCalvinism is a mother branch of a lot of sects
>>168006291>>168006291Racism is normalSexism is not a thing Sexual abnormalities as in incest where the moral is its either bad, or in instances where its needed for the population. Meanwhile those same people promote sexual abnormalities daily. We need to start burning shit down. Fuck these libfags
>>168011317The guy who said stop paying taxes wasn't me.My point is completely sound.People make arguments all the time against "free" will, due to influences on you that you did not control or decide on which impact your will.Your choices made in those environments can then further restrict your will, like using drugs as a result of trauma for example.Yet at the same time, we do recognize people are capable of some level of choice. We are not entirely rudderless in the stream. We have a choice.Whom do we serve?What we set our hearts, minds, and ultimately souls on, what we choose to worship with our attention, that is our choice.My point of view on this topic is completely coherent and accounts fairly for the level of agency we observe (and don't observe) in human beings.
>>168006291Unironically who the fuck even watches The Simpson anymore? How is that shit being kept alive? Can't they kill Homer off, make Marge a tranny and have her marry Apu and then finally be done with this show?
>>168006291>promoting>thinking the bible is trying to depict its characters as exclusively positive or negativeThis is your brain on "positive representation".There is exactly one ultra positive example of a human being in the bible and he literally whips the shit out of a bunch of guys.You really gotta be retarded to not understand this.
>>168006344This comment really pissed off the troons. They hate Christ so much and Idk why. Go choke on a menorah.
>>168011573God hates mass repliers. Burn in hell.
>>168012156sorry anon, I can't just pick and choose retards, I have to reply to them all!thanks for the (You) though, friendo
GOD WAS LE FAIR TO THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS
>>168007946The point of Lots daughters is not >Woah rape is coolThe point is that sin is living in the heart of (wo)men and no matter how hard god smites sinners (at sodom and gomorrah just a few paragraphs earlier), sin always finds its way back into humanity. Even among those that are legitimately judged as good people. It's the whole idea of the original sin, which is the central issue of everything before abrahams covenant with god.>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT TELL A NUANCED STORY LIKE THAT!!!!You can.And you should.It's not exactly a deep either.
>>168011573>urther, its very questionable that that is why Noah's world is drowned. The typical reason given is that every man, other than the notable exception and his family, was evil and held no intentions but to be evil. Thus in both mercy and justice they were drowned. A covenant was born then after, that it would not happen again.The sons of God had children with the daughters of men. Clearly meaning that the sons were not also sons of men. They were the fallen angels.The children they had were the "mutants" the overpowered giants and heroes of legends that were worshiped by men. Noah being "pure in his generations" could not be more clear.
>>168007195>niche cosmopolitanlmao you people live in fucking fantasy world
>>168012349>god literally orders them to rape their dad to carry on their family and they saw from first hand experience he turned their mother to salt just for looking back at a burning city after he said not todarn that sinful humanity
>>168012349No, the point is to shit on Israeli's enemies and claim they are the product of incest/rape and deserve to be enslaved (Moabites and Ammonites).
>>168012426yes i do live in a different world than you do, you probably imagine yourself whirling around on a globe in a universe
Sounds basedAlso lmao at conservative idiots unironically trampling on their own founding fathers’ ideals
>>168012375>clearly meaning1 800 come on now, we are debating that to this day. I won't say its wrong, but I won't say its right either.>Noah being "pure in his generations" could not be more clear.I'm not sure what you are saying, is this an argument that Noah was spared due to being clear of Nephilim lineage? or are you merely saying Noah was clear of Nephilim lineage?regardless, Noah is commonly referred to as "perfect" not so much as "pure". You may be reading into it and assuming this is referring to his DNA, or something. That belief isn't unheard of, but its not commonly held nowadays, personally I believe its meaning is closer to Noah and his family as being faultless within context. As for the cause of the flood>4 The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—and also afterward—when the sons of God went to the daughters of humans and had children by them. They were the heroes of old, men of renown.>5 The Lord saw how great the wickedness of the human race had become on the earth, and that every inclination of the thoughts of the human heart was only evil all the time. 6 The Lord regretted that he had made human beings on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled. 7 So the Lord said, “I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created—and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground—for I regret that I have made them.”>Noah was a righteous man, blameless among the people of his time, and he walked faithfully with God. 10 Noah had three sons: Shem, Ham and Japheth.>“I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. it seems clear that God is tired of people, in general due to their wickedness. Not specifically of mixed breeds, or tired of them FOR being mixed breeds.
>>168006291Why are they like this?
>>168013018>we are debating that to this daythat's your vain intellect debating, I'm not debating it. It's clear
Most biblical incongruities come from the first few books which are literally the kike torah.But it's all dude holly bibble lmao *le fedora tip*
>>168007277Just say "that's not an argument"Spouting "logical fallacies" like this IS typical reddit retardation, even if you have a point
>>168011593>The guy who said stop paying taxes wasn't me.my bad >Yet at the same time, we do recognize people are capable of some level of choice. We are not entirely rudderless in the stream. We have a choice. What we set our hearts, minds, and ultimately souls on, what we choose to worship with our attention, that is our choice.perfectly put. i agree completely what i dont agree with is JUSTIFYING insane acts of violence on innocents/animals or general desert schyzophrenia which religious text is simply full off >>168011573 having to resort to >moral relativism mass drowning and genital mutilation is ok bro bashing infants heads on rocks is ok bro book says this good so its true!!! Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. Psalm 137:9 were babylonian/egyptian infants and firstborn also "mudblodded?" and if it turnes out im wrong and your religions version of homocidal skydady got it right eternal seperation would be a blessing. not a curse i would rather stay the HELL away of anyone or anything like you forever.
Honestly. Even though the Simpsons is utter shit now. I find comfort knowning that it will always be there. Even if my life is going to shit, atleast I have the thought that some things would stay the same. So if any show will go on forever, regardless of quality. It might as well be the Simpsons
>>168013084They specifically bash Old Testament parts in the simpsons ep
>>168012349Retards on 4chan can't into nuance
>>168013214>Just say "that's not an argument"im sorry ill get it right for you next time my fault.
>>168012538>their mother to salt just for looking back at a burning city after he said not towhy salt ? can christians answer this plox ?
>>168013098sorry anon, didn't know I was replying to the world's leading biblical expert who was without fault on a subject that requires perfect knowledge of ancient myth, Hebrew, Greek, Aramaic, and the historical slang implications of its day. A subject which has caused literally centuries of war. Specifically when talking about some of the absolute oldest passages within that subject. >>168013222divine command theory is certainly unpleasant, AND it can be applied to other religions/cults. You are certainly correct about that. However it is logically consistent, and is capable of providing a moral framework, unlike the natural conclusion to any secular philosophy, IE, a mere opinion. This is separate to the above, but if you were curious Psalm 137:9 is an expression of desired revenge, not necessarily a commandment to do. Further its referring to the enemies of the Hebrews who had enslaved them, burned and looted their holy places, etc.
>>168013560>is an expression of desired revengei think we both know that this wouldn't be "an expression of desired revenge" if gods elected had the manpower.. it would be history as we know it. remember the different tribes of cannan ?i wonder though if YOU were given the order as god elected to take a child from his mother and slit his throat/bash his head with rocks would you carry such a holy act ? and if you said no what would happen to someone as silly and sinful as that according to the the good books?
>>168013560>didn't know I was replying to the world's leading biblical expertGod has no respect of persons.There is no biblical expert of any significance except you. Every Christian is chosen, a royal priest. The Word speaks to His people.There is no need for any intermediaries.I am certain of what it means. I don't need to convince you. If you are a believer, believe. You're saved, right? You know who you serve? Then go your way.I don't need to divide anyone within the church, but neither will I equivocate. I'm certain.
>>168006291Bible was written by jews so they arent wrong
>>168007402>>168009171but those kind of people don't even watch this show, so what's the point? All it does it suck off the people who already think that anyway
>>168006291This was meant to be satire on how liberals find old things racist, sexist etc.
I'm looking to get a Sneed meme made. Should I take it to /wsr/. Never been there cuz i'm not a pussy.>Scarlett Johannson in foreground>prime scarlett>fat ass, fat tits, jew nose>across her ass reads 'Needful'>hole in her ass w/ ass gas>maybe some caboose juice>Sneed sign reads 'Scarlett's Fartlets & Shartlets>know it doesnt technically work>just adds to the seethe>Apu is there>shirt reads 'Back Door Sir'>like to imagine he has a hat that's a cross between dr seuss and poop emoji
I haven't watched the simpsons since they made that shitty movie with the cringe spiderpig thing
it the simpsons depicted GRRM's a song of ice and fire as racist, sexist and promoting sexual abnormalities not a single one of you self proclaimed "conservatives" would be crying about itthe bible is no different than any other fantasy fiction
All fucking heretics must fucking hang
>>168014505This is fucking stupid and you should kill yourself
>>168014583Its fucking perfect you absolute midwit
>>168007277extremely reddit response
>>168007946The Bible doesn't promote raping your father
ive never read the bible. how would you compare the writing style to stephen king?
>>168014812nah it doesn't. just dont pick up sticks if moses comes back...just a friendly warning!
>>168015151if you have no sincerity in your heart and no belief in truth as something that exists in reality because you have been fooled by postmodern "scientists" -- don't even expose yourself to scripture. It's better to remain ignorant than to blaspheme having heard the truth
>>168015151it's eh, 2/10, would not read again
>>168008476I hate the OT for being a ripoff of other Near-East mythologies that the Jews stole from other cultures (including their gods, Yahweh was a canaanite deity), and the genocidal cruelty of the Hebrews. I hate the NT mostly because of Saul the false apostle.
>>168006291Great, now do the Quaran.
>>168010416>He's justified because...well, he just is, okay?!
>>168015761imagine your dog thinking it's bullshit that you leave the house every day and just disappear rather than spend all day with himwhat possible reasons could you have for not just staying home with him and playing all dayyou must be an evil, unjust master because your dog isn't capable of understanding your reasons
>>168015609>I hate the NT mostly because of Saul the false apostle.Hate yourself for being a heretic
>>168016409i think you mean Paul (Formerly Saul)