BRO! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
>>162337282>use thermal camera to spot ghosts>shows up bright redWOAH BRO OMG THATS A GHOST MAN THATS SO CREEPY
>>162337282AHHHHH OH MY GOD!! (RUNNING). I TOTALLY HEARD THAT!
now playing S04E01.Gettysburg in the cytube
>aaron I need you to stand inside the summoning circle
What if a ghost fartedLike why are all ghosts evilSurely there must be some pranksters among them
>>162337282Ok Mike you can stop now. We know it's you.
>>162337282>Episode #474>"B-Bro?! D-D-D-Did you HEAR that?! I'm scared! OMG, I think I heard a voice! Eek, the chair! The chair just moved! This is crazy!"How many times do you experience this while being a professional ghost hunter before you get used to it and can just shut the fuck up and record and analyze shit? Maybe if they'd just nut up and get to business, they'd be able to present something to the scientific community.
I visited his haunted museum in las vegas AMA
>>162337468was it spooky?
>>162337327For me, it's this goofy thing
>>162337468I got robbed by a hooker in Vegas, ama
>>162337373Idk what that Google Drive shit is, but I haven't been able to see any vids playing on cytubeGA for like, ever.I'm against installing any software on my laptop.
>>162337282Post Aaron. He makes the show watchable. Poor bastard.
>>162337721Being Aaron is suffering
>>162337468I worked as a crossdressing hooker and robbed some dork in Vegas, ama
>>162337445Never thought about that. Yeah, imagine a ghost was trying to make contact and the living ran away like little bitches.No wonder they can't get better evidence. Because when they experience anything paranormal (or just the wind moving a curtain) the ghost hunters immediately turn into pussies.
>>162337418You need an earthbound physical form with a gastric tract to "fart"Best you'll get is a ghost in Tombstone calling you a nigger
>>162337468How much did it cost and what was the best exhibit? Also, how obese are you?
>>162337507Yeah, Zak did a pretty good job at creating a creepy atmosphere. It is essentially a massive collection of spooky and "paranormal" shit. If you like that kind of stuff it's very entertaining. He got most of it through auction, and had some really impressive items from real life killers like Ted Bundy and the like.Obviously, he hams it up really hard in a few sections (see his video with post Malone in the evil jew box room), and some people shit their pants on the tour. Best part is the sexy goth slots who provide the tour, Zak has got good taste.If you go, pay the extra cash to go in the basement. But the t-shirt you get with it sucks ass.
>>162338035It's all fake and gay, anon.
>>162337574>I got robbed by a hooker in Vegas, amaI literally got robbed there too and it wasn't a hooker, but one of the female card dealers who I fuckedEveryone in Vegas is a carny huckster, explains why Zak makes his bread and butter there
>>162338156Best exhibit was probably the real life killer room or maybe the chick who went crazy from trying to contact the dead. Worst was titanic room.Not obese, pretty fit.
>>162337543for me its the spirit box>KZRRRZHZHZHRHZHRZHRZHRHZHZHRZHRHZHHZHHHZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRHZHZHZHZHZHHZHZHZHHZHHHHHHHHZHHZHZHZZZZZZZHHHHHHHHHH>did you hear that it said help me!>woah dude i heard it too!
>>162337468>his """"""""""haunted"""""""""" museum
>>162338013Jesus Christ we're all old now.
>>162338156Forgot, I think regular tour is $70 and VIP which gives you access to certain sections AND A FREE TSHIRT like $100?
>>162338314Best part, he says it was haunted by kids who were killed by Jenna Jameson parents (it's apparently their old house) AND ZAK HAS THE TEXTS TO PROVE IT
>>162338366Apparently her parents were Satanists or some shit according to the texts idk
>>162337282>fuck you aaron you're a worthless sack of shit and I've always hated you... WOAH BRO I TOTALLY JUST GOT POSSESSED BY A GHOST BRO HE MADE ME SAY ALL THOSE THINGS
I'd bet my bottom dollar that Zak is a sceptic and he's just taking tards for a ride.
>>162338280He plays the same sounds in both the haunted doll room and the basement of the mansion. I felt it was a bit lazy
>>162338280>>162337543I like when they send the ghost text messages and the ghost texts them back>what u up 2?>ded"BRO ASK IT ANOTHER QUESTION"
>>162338280Kek. That shits hilarious.
>>162337282How is it that this show has been on 15 years and they still haven't topped Bobby Mackie's
*gets possessed by a dead alien in your path and grabs a katana *
>>162338278>Not obese, pretty fit.Based, me too. I'm not Zak big, but all he works out are his glamour muscles, no bis or tris. Just look at his legs to see what a weak lil bitch he is. And Aaron? Fattie turned Ethiopian. Nigga has skin hanging off his bald head like an uncircumcised penis. No, where the true Alpha bod was, was Nick. Dude was lean and mean, pussy fucking machine. The girl from Sloss Furnace said he was the best lay she ever had.Billy and Gay are what we call "poor schlubs". Pretty sure Billy got dumped by his girl after the Goat's Bridge ep, where he cried on tv. Nothing drives up pussy more than a faggot wussy.
>>162338326What's the 100 dollar tshirt say...>"I got pocket raped at the Haunted Museum and all I got was this lousy tshirt and gonorrhea from skull fucking a shrunken head"?The only way I'd pay $$$ to walk thru the Scamseum, is if Zak was at the end and I got to knock his pretender ass out! There's real ghost hunters in the world and it ain't Whak Faggins.
>>162338455I hate Zack dude is a schiester But you don't go to 300+ haunted locations and not experience something paranormalAre ghosts real? YesIs Zack a phony? Yes
>>162338714Looks like this
>>162338928Does it come with the hair on it?
>>162339022Had to tip
>>162338559>Bobby Mackie's caused my wife to divorce meYes, Aaron literally claims thisThe 3rd time they went back (passed the location) all 3 of them were afraid to even go inside
Anybody here watch any other ghost kino? Namely...>Paranormal State>Psychic Kids>A HauntingFUCK TAPS!
Still haven't forgiven him for pussying out on that Halloween special and refusing to open the Dybbuk Box.
Best kino is when one of Zaks friends did a murder suicide with his wife and Zak said it was because he got haunted due to a recent investigation lol
>>162339472That's why I've joined TEAM NICK.Just watch one episode of his new kino "Ghosts of Hauntings" to know true paranormal activity.
>>162339512that shit is documentary worthy imothe daughter and stepdad drug that bitch out of her car a week prior to the murder and beat her ass into a pulptoo bad too, cause her and Kelly Osbourne are the only ghost hunters I wanna fuck irl
Not solely ghosts but I enjoy this kino.
>>162338191wait a minute, are you trying to imply, even for a moment, that Zak hasn't actually discovered evidence of paranormal activity? Wait, are you saying that this television show isn't actually proof of ghosts, and that Zak is trying to fool us?
>>162337282hes scared to fly, i seen break down and cry getting on a flight, i recordeded it but his jew agent paid me 50 bucks to delete it
>>162340067this is the most trustworthy thing i have ever read on this website
>>162338866>But you don't go to 300+ haunted locations and not experience something paranormalWhy not?
>>162339878>>162339931I didn't enjoy "Osbournes I Want To Believe". All it was, was lame-o Jack showing his parents YouTube videos. If I wanted that shit, I'd just watch Nuk's Top 10 without the British commentary (it's ghost kino).That said, "Zach and Kelly Holloween Ghost Hunt" was dimes! Gave me chills I hadn't gotten since S1-4 of GA. Kelly is easy on the eyes surprisingly, funny, and a huge skeptic/scardy-cat. Ghosts were drawn to her like shit on stink.They even did another Halloween team up this last Halloween, though I haven't seen it. Travel Channel came real fucking weak with their Ghostober this year, especially in lite of launching a new streaming channel/app.Also, back on topic, everyone online said the new Ghost Adventures special was an utter fucking disaster. Anyone care to explain why? I'm thinking of siging up 2nite to get spooky.
>>162341118Honestly? Because even going to a single haunted location, there's something's that can't be explained. I mean, the proverbial "we" can probably explain it: house settling, wind, rodents, etc.But multiply it by 300 and you gotta see at least one true paranormal event. I don't buy EVPs. I don't buy trigger objects. I definitely don't buy the stick figure doodles. But what I do buy? Is the human mind's ability to pick up on "extra sensory atomization". It's a theory I developed in college (MIT). One's self is not made up of atoms and particles, but rather an electromagnetic conjoining of internal spiritual energy. When put in extra heightened cocoons (haunted houses), ones internal being fluctuates like that of a halogen collider expelling power/energy which we perceive as ghosts.It's all very complicated and too nuanced to get into here, but please note that I've hired Nicholas Groff as my head researcher. We'll explain everything in our new series: >"Plasma Beings: Fact or Supernatural".
Have any of these shows ever captured something unexplainable?I'm not talking solid evidence of a ghost but just something that was like "what the fuck?" and might’ve actually been real?
It’s amazing that people watch these shitty ghost shows. It’s just retards running around in a dark house talking to pieces of dust they see on the camera.
>>162341806Anything "unexplainable" they find is easily explained by it being a shitty tv show that isn’t above faking stuff.
>>162341690Your theory sounds like the plot of The Legend of Hell House
>>162341806the brick from the ghost adventures doc was pretty spooky
>>162342271They used a piece of styrofoam cut in the shape of a brick with some fishing line
>>162338137It's alright but it's no Ghost Bros.
>>162342271Yeah that brick spinning out. The Goldfield Hotel.The Glorah Hole
Has there ever been a Survivorman but with ghost investigations? What I mean is no frills, just one guy and a camera, no bullshit.
>>162342530You really think it's above people whose job it is to find evidence of ghosts wouldn't be above faking some stuff to make more money?
>>162339931Pure kino. Ozzy could not give two shits.
>>162338191>He doesn't remember the time Owen Hart's ghost posted in one of these threads, right as someone was about to mention summoning him
>>162337418Pretty sure most of what they do is pranks and not evil
Reminder that skeptics are implying the existence of a Truman Show style conspiracy through their claims of things being constantly faked
>>162343074Honestly some of the "explanations" I see from skeptics at times are more outrageous than just saying something was a ghost.
This shit was like Scooby Doo for Teenage me. Like you knew how each episode would end. There was no monster or ghost. But dammit. They might J U S T find one this time
>>162341991Never seen it. The black & white film, yeah?
>>162337282>*juicy farts*I got some ectoplasm for you.
Why did Nick leave?
>>162337282He bought that demon house and had it destroyed.
>my skeptical explanations are more plausible because... THEY JUST ARE OKAY
>>162339208Psychic kids was great when the kids would predict their relatives deaths and the moms would get freaked out (usually in the backstory).I like Kindred Spirits when they just do a family and their house but i hate Chip and his faggy scarves
The early show was fun content. They really tried to sell it and worked hard. Later shows they were phoning it in and it got boring as a result.
the dybbuk box episode is kino, he's walking up to the box and just randomly plays the bongos on some metal surface and goes "I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID THAT."
>>162343674Well, he realized all the "myths" and "fairy tales" were created by niggers for $$$ so he did the one honorable thing he's done in his life.
>>162344900Chip was so gay, not even the spirits would cum out to play
>>162345055Hmm... it's almost like when Nick left the entire show went to dogshit in a handbasketTalent is born, not created, sorry Willy and Gay
>>162337418>What if a ghost fartedThere was an SNL skit of that, where the guy cut the cheese but tried to pass it off as a ghost, then they looked at the FLIR video and you could see the hot gas coming out of his butt
>>162343456>The black & white film, yeah?No, it's in color. You might be thinking of The Haunting. Legend of Hell House came out in 73The plot is something like a millionaire hires a pair of psychic mediums and a pair of scientists to go to a haunted house and determine if ghosts are real or if hauntings are an explainable scientific phenomenon. It turns out to be sort of a combination of both, and the scientist team is able to influence it with this big electromagnetic machine that messes with the polarity of the atmosphere or something like that
>>162342726that was before they even had a show. even when the crew broke uo and talked shit about each other and exposed that they faked shit in some episodes they said the early shit was real. the network was making them fake shit after a few seasons
>>162338561Should have grabbed three katanas to mock the Holy Trinity.
>>162337468I saw some fag rob another fag in Las Vegas, ama
>>162339472I wouldn't open that fucking thing either. They had an episode about a different one on paranormal witness and it brings nothing but Jewish curses upon you
>>162349597It's not so much the fact that he didn't open it's more that he was all over social media hyping up the fact that he was going to and then backed out.
The episode where he’s made to hold John Wayne Gacy’s preserved brain was pure kino. You could see it on his face how he regrets ever being on the show, as it has lead him to this.
>>162349709In that case he should have just had someone open it somewhere that wasn't his house. So the curse isn't on you just the retard you got to open the box. Would have been hilarious
>>162348667HA!looks like that chick from Peacemaker I miss the time when blacks were throw away jokes instead of main characters
>>162337445GHOSTS AREN'T REALDEAD PEOPLE DON'T BECOME GHOSTTHEY. ARE, ACTORS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckqYlJQE8fQON THIS EPISODEOF GHOST FUCKERS
>>162350869Nice to see a fellow rational thinking individual. Reason and science will triumph friend !
>>162345842The big joke when my friends and I would watch was that chip would molest the kids. He'd always like laydown with them on the beds to ask them what they saw, like it was some sort of girl talk gal pal session. I wish I could find all of paranormal state and download it.
>>162342647There was one that started that way, a French production called Dead Crossroads. The director and his survival expert would go into abandoned French properties out in the woods, old mansions with stories. But sadly about 4 episodes in he started adding special effects cause he liked Grave Encounters.
>>162339208Old paranormal state. Where Ryan would always go investigate with the hot girls while the poor Russian got left with the Wiccan troll woman. But then it turns out Ryan and the Russian guy were gay together?
>>162339208>>162344900>It's a Chip appears in Paranormal State episodeCertified kino
>>162351584I'm a Surge chadLook up Ryan now, he has AIDSProlly fucked CHIP irl
>>162349597AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY CREDIT SCOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE