>Leo pls I don't want to watch anymore
>>162337036>I'm NOT a soiboy! I bleached by whole head and face, adopted a cool surfer guy persona and even pretend not to like star wars! why won't anyone believe me???
Leo sounds more and more based every time I hear about him
>guy that fucks 18-20 year old models is a nerd to /tv/ because he watches Star Warskek
>blonde hair>blue eyesis jonah an aryan chad?
>>162337036>Jonah vs Brad
>No Jonah wait wait this is the part where the lil green nigga does his hand thing...
>>162337112Him and Tom Cruise are the most based men in Hollywood. We can learn a lot from them.
I'm on team Jonah. Guy is a true bro.
>made himwhat, he was tied down or something? Boo fucking hoo
>Jonah, Ornella will be here soon. It's time for you to leave. Why don't you go watch Star Wars or something?
what's Jonah a fan of?
>>162337036I’m 25 and my 22/ yo bf looks like 96 Leo and has a slutty mouth
>you WILL watch The Mandalorian>you WILL fight climate change>you WILL dump the 25 year old
I want to go on a date with Leo (no homo)
tfw even hanging out with leonardo dicaprio would feel like hanging out with a normie npc
>>162337416nigger cock probably
>>162337566TOP KEK pls be real
>>162337036He looks like a bleached butthole
what's up with these articles about dicaprio's obsession with soiwars today? is he going to star in the next movie?
>>162337036just look at that monstrosity, what happened to him?
>>162338068He just needed more time...
>>162337151he´s whiter than most amerimutts
>>162337132he pays for that pussy lol
>>162338338and you wouldn't?
>>162338294>unironically using the term amerimutt>to defend a JewYou’ve lost the plot
>>162338394fuck off golem, you´re part of the brown race
>>162337566Leo is truly our guy.
>>162337151He's a disgusting fat yiddish prick who deserves to be shoved into an XXXL oven.
>>162337036Why does Jonah Hill always look like he smells shit?
>>162337566>somehow, palpatine has returned
>>162337132as a true fan of the rigy trigy and man of culture Jonah rightly discerned that the mandalorian is shit
>>162337566>one of us>one of us
>>162337036This guy is the embodiment of insecurity. It's a shame because I liked him in Moneyball.
>>162337446Homosexuality is a sin, anon.
>>162337036Jonah seems like the Anti-Leo
>>162338694>Homosexuality is a sin,
>>162337036is anyone else sensing a pattern here
>>162337097It's amusing thinking even if he did like it he couldn't say, because it would conflict with his carefully orchestrated persona and be more in line with the fat ugly jew stereotype he was cast as earlier in his career. it's levels of insecurities that transcend mortal comprehension
>>162338772I don't even like star wars and I'm not gay, but if this is an average date with Leo then I'm in.
>>162337097To me he looks like he's going for 80s jewish organized crime sleazeball than surfer dude.
>>162338849you mean Sean Penn in Carlitos Way?
>>162338855ya but the elites don't tell you about it
>>162337097I don't think he bleached his beard, jews can have blond/brown facial hair.
>>162338707>NotInTheBibleLeviticus 18:22You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.
>>162338855if you're rich enough to date super models you can also afford a real lightsaber
>>1623387071 Timothy 1:1010 for the sexually immoral, for those practicing homosexuality, for slave traders and liars and perjurers—and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine
>>162338651that’s the weirdest part. he’s not a bad actor.i think the problem is that he has to stay at least somewhat fat to keep getting work but i don’t think he wants to. all his “looks” are just cope for his gross fat body. he’s been thin before, and he looked good, but he didn’t look like the jonah hill everyone knows. i may even feel bad for him if he didn’t owe his whole career to jewish nepotism.
>>162338947>You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.thats not even the entire quote lol. You chuds have been cherry-picking the bible for 2 thousand years. You even worship the version a King edited. LMAO
>>162338898Yea that's a good example. I was actually thinking about this old jewish orthodondist I had when I was a kid that dressed and looked just like Jonah Hill. The guy had a crazy harem though. He had like 3 assistant all beautiful women and a hot secretary. The guy also got shot by his ex wife for cheating on her with them she blew his finger off.
>>16233884970's al goldstein smut peddler look
>>162338855yes, leo has a real one. no, you cant see it don't ask.
>>162339066It actually is lol. Look at it yourself, there's a multitude of websites on the Bible that provide the entire Bible for free lol.
>>162339066>You chuds have been cherry-picking the bible for 2 thousand years
>>162339136I have read it, that's how I know when chuds are lying.
>>162339205>that's how I know when chuds are lying.
>>162337566>/tv/>reeeees about fake news and NPCs slurping it up>falls for satiremany such cases
>>162339205Clearly you haven't, because 21 and 23 are their own sexual laws.21 “‘Do not give any of your children to be sacrificed to Molek, for you must not profane the name of your God. I am the Lord.23 “‘Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion.
>>162337566>>162338772this isn't real fags
>>162338546Ornella stop he can’t take much more
>>162339126ah fuck dammit
>>162337036Dammm he is a mess, he used to be the fat/gross but charismatic nerd-like and now he is a mishmash of surfer, fat, hipster, eco guy.....
>Ugh Leo why are we watching 11 year old girls on tiktok again?
>>162338918plenty of blond haired blue eyed jews in the world anon. jesus himself is described as having a reddish coloring and the diaspora is a couple of thousand years in now.
>>162337036I don't like mando but it's objectively better than the movie they made
>>162339453>I know I know "because it's based." Leo I heard what you said all the other times I asked, it's not that I didn't hear you, it's that I don't understand what that's supposed to mean. Watching 11 year olds on tiktok is based? What do you mean? No I don't want to watch the one in the snow again. Can't we just go swimming with the ladies again? They look bored and we've been sitting on your yacht watching tiktok for the past 2 hours.
>Leo is a Luke ChadOn hold with the based department as we speak.
He's always going to be that fat guy. That funny amusement his A list friends keep around to boost their self-esteem. He's the inside joke to all his peers. Sure, he can change his look. Get some tattoos. Maybe even pay for a "girlfriend". But everyone will always just know him as, "that fat funny guy".
>>162339650that image of Jesus with a patchy red beard is phony bullshit
>>162339251>>162339301no shit retards but it is still fun to think about and to comment that it is based.