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HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL KEEL!
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>>159697431
Does he become Jewish just to piss off Kyle?
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>>159697431
Like I stopped caring about this show years ago
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>>159697526
Of course
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>>159697431
where can i watch it?
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>>159697940
Only Paramount+ or piracy
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>>159697431

looks like kino honestly
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>>159697940
HERE YOU GO SENPAI
https://mega.nz/file/d75CDRhC#6x2ClC9RfxoSMJbmBG9ccn1VWetpuY4U4GjcVe0Tljg
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>>159697431
Fine. Cartman has a loving cute Jewish wife and family while Kyle still single lives in his parents old home alone.
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>>159697940
123movies for a free stream.
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>>159698788
what happened to his parents, they didn't say
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>>159697431
I don't want shows that tell me how to think and especially who to vote for
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>>159698788
>>159698849
why he(kylie) isn't jewish anymore?

Is he agnostic or atheist?
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>>159697431
Cartman and Kyle still manage to stay friends as adults?
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>>159698972
>isn't jewish anymore
he is, he has a menorah in his living room
probably lukewarm not practicing though
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>>159698849
At the old folks home/prison looking miserable
>>159698866
Kyle is still a Jew just less religious or lapsed. Which is probably why when Cartman shows up as a full Orthodox Rabbi with a real trad family it rubs him the wrong way and he might be jealous.
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>>159699235
oh i didn't notice them there
the old folks' being forcefully kept in retirement homes (a slight jab-pun intended-to covid's policies) is realistic sort of, but also very convenient plot-wise
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>>159697431
Kyle and Cartman got married?
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>>159697431
JEWISH MEN ARE made for BBC
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>>159698972
>>159699235
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Cartman killed Kenny
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Is this a what if or canon or whatever?
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>>159698683
Holy based why don’t you guys most mega links here more often I’m sick of having to go to shady torrent sites to find everything usually thanks mate
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I thought Butters would be trans or something, but no, he really became Chaos
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>>159699920
it's an alternate timeline just like NuTrek
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>>159699235
I can’t believe South Park has fallen this much.
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>>159697431
This looks fucking great
>>159697600
faggot
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>>159700302
They got paid 900 mil to make 13 more of these.
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>>159698972
All need are covert satanists or atheists
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>>159698683
actually quite based to share a decent quality direct link
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>>159698819
cant find it
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I didnt get the antivaxx jokes. If Clyde is still alive after so many years without taking the vaxx, why are they forcing him to take it now and calling him selfish?
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>>159700901
because IF ONLY everyone got the vaxxx they wouldn't be in quarantine
not because it works or doesn't work, but because the government thinks so
that's how dumb&bootlicker the social commentary is
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>>159697526
Yes, but at what cost?
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>>159697431
What the fuck is this, its just matt and tray bitterly arguing about how things were. Member when south park had good plots neatly packed into 20 minutes?
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>>159701227
Trey needs to pay alimony to two different women including child support for his negroid stepson.
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>>159701310
The guy probably has close to a billion dollars personally, I think he can afford it.
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>>159701310
He looks like hes in pain.
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>>159701734
He's got at least 2 or 3 billion after the recent deal
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>>159700575
Just go to yandex dot com search watch south park post covid free and click the first link it's what I did
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>>159697431
Cartman is 100% fucking with him. Only Cartman would ever go trough these lengths just to piss of Kyle. If its his real family he probably kills them in the end or some other horrible shit.
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>>159698683
thanks. it was ok
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Half Life reference?
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>>159697431
Fuck you uncle kyle
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>>159701310
Nobody has ever been so abruptly and suddenly cucked
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>>159700901
>>159701020
I didn't get the feeling they were shitting on Clyde's character for not having it. It fits that narrative of how his character is generally perceived in (current year) and the joke is probably that even 40 years down the line people are still anal about it despite the fact he's fine and alive. He even opens with:
>I have natural immunity
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pro vaxx cringe
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>>159700302
This special is the best thing they’ve done in 5 years, looking forward to the second part. Haven’t watched the last 4 seasons or the last 2 specials
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>>159703350
not what I took away from it as someone that hasn't had the vax. there's still a second part coming though so see what happens
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Part 2 ends with Cartman saving his Jewish family and then waking up from the nightmare, vowing to keep their friendship together at all costs
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>>159701020
In south park universe the vaccine works. It’s not the clot shot we have here.
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>>159697431
Cartman is better at being jewish than Kyle lmao
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>>159698683
Thank god one of you based chads found it I’m at my folks house all week and torrenting is off the table on these old barely working boomer computers that aren’t capable of doing it
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>>159699198
His Judaism is just cultural in south park. He's cool with Mr Hankey, Santa and Jesus unless it's a dream sequence from Cartman.
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If Cartman is jewish, does that meab he cut his foreskin off?
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>>159704064
Makes it legit sound like he built his entire adult life around fucking with Kyle.

Anyway, what's with those goofy hats worn by some characters? Are those supposed to be tinfoil hats?
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>>159703698
this. I thought it was crazy that they gave the creators of such an old show 900 million, but this movie actually gave it some fresh air. they had a lot of great gags, the self referential "it's the future" gags, the alexa wife, everything becoming a "plus"...

I'm actually quite excited for more specials now
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>>159704185
>what's with those goofy hats worn by some characters
I was thinking that as well. Is it something I've not picked up on the past year or what?
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>>159701310
>Be a man
>Do anything
>You owe money to an adult female who willingly entered into a marriage with you, under her own volition and with her own agency, and then left and now somehow gets half your money forever
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>>159703895
I hope he gets to keep his family but there going to change everything
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>>159703698
>This special is the best thing they’ve done in 5 years
>Haven’t watched the last 4 seasons or the last 2 specials
How would you know if you havnt watched anythning in the last 5 years?
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>>159704299
His family can't be real, even his kids' names are jokes.
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what was the deal with those weird blue helmets the future people were wearing?
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>>159698866
>I don't want to be challenged or offended
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>>159701082
Stereotypes aside, looks kinda cute, ngl.
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>>159704265
>become male gold digger
>find a divorcee of a millionaire
>live in opulence off of their ex-husband's wages
>lose nothing of your own if they leave you
simple
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Can someone post the screenshot of shelly and Sharon as ghosts?
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>>159704183
Being circumcised is a requirement for conversion into Judaism so yes.
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>>159704556
just for (You). although I don't know what's stopping you from pressing PrtScr yourself
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>>159697526
Maybe, it can go either way, which is why it's funny.
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>>159704595
Stan chads......we lost
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>>159697526
>>159704609
there is literally a chance of 0 that he's not totally fucking with kyle.
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>>159704023
The joke is that the government is being retarded and blaming a single person for the “pandemic”, he’s not being presented as unreasonable.
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>>159704595
Thanks I watch through the app and it won't let me screenshot.
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>>159704660
The meta-joke is that it's T&P fucking with us. Maybe he really *has* changed... Or maaaaybeeee...

Like I said, funniest would be if they leave it in the middle
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>>159701906
that's my kinda writing lol
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>>159704540
>just be the top 1% of young men with 5% body fat, the kind that a rich woman would fuck for fun after leaving her pudgy family-man husband that no longer gives her vagina tickles, if it ever did, and so that she can now hopelessly chase the feeling she had when she was a teenager and her vagina was providing her with stimuli that were biologically intended to help her pick a protective mate for life--but which she abused by utilizing her human intellect so she could instead fuck as many men as possible and ingested man-made drugs on a daily basis to trick her womb into thinking a child was already inside it so that she wouldn't have to face the natural consequences of her actions, thereby placing her in the unhappy situation she now finds herself but which she'll never realize is entirely her own doing, because it's biologically advantageous for women to not consider the consequences of their reproductive actions
k
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What the fuck is this? Some kind of special? New episode from new season?
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>>159704854
it's a movie and it looks gay as fuck. imagine watching south park post-first movie.
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>>159704834
>just be the top 1% of young men with 5% body fat

That's one way to do it, but you can make up for a lot of that by having game. Or so I'm told. I don't have any game either.

Why did you seriously respond to a frogposting cunt in the first place? Just report for avatar usage and move on.
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>>159704934
it's a tv movie not a movie you twat
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>>159704963
Frogs are hella based no cap
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>>159704854
it's a special set in the future where covid is almost over. it's really funny
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>>159704834
you're overthinking it mate
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>>159704763
Terrence and Philip?
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>>159704609
*unfunny
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>>159703698
>>159704207
that's fine, still not signing up for paramount+
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>>159704990
>it's not a movie, it's a movie!
kys nigger
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>>159697431
>Antisemite finds and impregnates khazar mommy milkers
A tale as old as time. I deny the Holocaust while simultaneously wishing for it to happen again, but I also wish to bury my face in soft Hebrew bosoms and thrust until I go soft.
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>>159704557
It was already confirmed since Ike's Wee Wee that he was circumcised.
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>>159705063
Based
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>>159704992
Yeah, as proven by the gibberish you posted.
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>>159698683
Did anyone download the movie? Are there any viruses/bugs/malware?
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Does anyone have this Britney pic?
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>>159697431
That south park stopped being funny with imagination land
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How it should have ended
>Cartman announces at the wedding he is actually leaving his jewish wife, laughing at her
>”its like you actually boned Hitler! Ha ha ha ha haaa haaa”
>all the jews are in tears as Kyle leans in and slurps their tears up “mmm delicious kosher tears”
>Kyle tries to swoop in and hug Yentl who yells “gross” and pushes him away, as she is leaving some black guest says hi and she smiles at him, and he puts her arms around her
>the son, while crying, screams “I don’t want to be jewish anymore, in fact I don’t want to be a boy anymore!”
>roll credits with music
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>>159705381
No.... just... no....
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>>159705275
Anon check it if you aren’t sure. If you’re too lazy dl it and open it off line in WINE
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>>159697526
It's a long ruse this time
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>>159705449
Windows defender says there are no threats, but idk since it's Windows Defender
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>>159697431
>ohnonono
hehe what a funny meme so original
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>>159705404
Its exactly how South Park used to be before it became boring.
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>>159702567
It sorta sounded like him forgetting his mask caused the incident.
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>>159705496
He forgot his mask, went back in time, coughed when he came back.

Kenny started Covid in the first place
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>>159705486
Windows Defender is fine. Install Gentoo if you're unsure
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>>159705381
>>159705491
>well at least I got rid of that dumb fat kike cu-
>CREDITS
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>>159705275
My friend who clicked it just went offline half an hour ago, I called him up and he said his computer is blank screened, buzzing and won't restart. I could hear sirens in the background.
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>>159705449
What are you saying here? That opening it in an offline sandbox environment is the lazier option than scanning it before opening?
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>>159705496
you're probably right. it just took me back to picrel
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>>159705491
South Park was never that reddit...
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>>159705730
Yeah the effects look similar, but were there even any casualties like that in HL?
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>>159705605
>gentoo
yeah sure
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>>159705783
when you exit the room, all the scientists have been blown apart by the green lightning
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>>159705716
Thanks for the heads up, I'm setting up tannerite tripwires as we speak
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>>159698683
am I gonna have any trouble following this if I haven't watched south park since like 2013
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>>159704136
that's 90% of jews
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>>159705716
little do they know i just watched home alone 1 and 2 back to back...
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>>159705926
Yes since you dont know what Tegridy Farms is
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>>159697526
>>159697625
>>159704660
that's too obvious
the real twist was already foreshadowed though
gerald is eric's dad
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>>159697526
Seems obvious, to show him that he's a better jew than him, outjew the jew
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I wish this show was funny again
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>>159705381
Fucking kek
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>>159705926
it's not super important but Randy opens a weed farm in the latest seasons and the latest-latest seasons, made during covid, kind of make some tie-ins to the situation and those are referenced in this latest episode. not essential but might cause some small confusion
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>>159705927
90% of Jews are NOT cool with Jesus.
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>>159699448
based
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>>159705838
OK, I never actually played it and only saw some clips. In that case it does sound like a Half-Life reference.
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>>159706147
Are you sure? I'm fairly certain most Jews regard jesus as a good person but not the son of god
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>>159697526
actualy no
at the end he betrays kyle and stan because they were going to change the past and erase his children
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>>159702567
absolutely
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>>159699235
>all the fucking old people need to be in the retirement home
>only the special little snowflake that EVERYBODY FUCKING HATES can be free
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>>159706202
it's been years since I last replayed it but I think the whole fiasco is caused by some minor incident too, which I only just realised after posting when you mentioned it was all caused by him not wearing the mask. seems a bit much to be a coincidence
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I'm pretty anti-semitic as it comes but I would marry a Jewish girl if it brought me happiness
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Once again Randy was the best part of the episode. It should just be his show at this point rather then the show of Stand and Kyle who are just an extension of the creators now.
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>>159706272
PC principal is much younger than the old folx, he was like 35 while the parents etc were 55
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>tfw no bitchy alexa wife
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>>159706207
You've never interacted with them before then.
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I was laughing like a mad man at the ads with the Japanese lady and Ogi no Mato.
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>>159706363
anyway he should be in his 60 by them since the special happens 30 years after
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>>159706332
You know most jewish girls expect you to convert right? They raise their kids jewish, thats like non-negotiable.
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>>159700901
>Clyde is still alive after so many years without taking the vaxx, why are they forcing him to take it
That's the joke.
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>>159706442
well the parents are at least 75 or so, so maybe the law says you need to be confined when you hit 70 or whatever
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who is the gay couple again?
the 2 little kids that are forced to be gay by everyone else?
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>>159701020
>that's how dumb&bootlicker the social commentary is

It sounds more like the writers aren't on the bootlickers' side and actually mocking their behavior.
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>>159700901
The joke is that in the SP universe, 40 years has passed and everyone that has been vaccinated has suffered no ill effects, but Clyde is still holding out just to be sure
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>>159706634
no, the proof is in the "shellfishnesh" lame joke repeated 5 times
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>>159706770
You know it's possible to mock both sides right
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>>159704330
I keep my tabs of course, the show never seemed like it really recovered from the 2016 election. Looking forward to whatever SPS has planned, the 9 movies for Paramount Plus (7 now) aren’t all South Park related. Really liked that Sassy Justice deepfake thing Matt and Trey did last year, and now they’re doing a movie of that.
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>>159706770
you're retarded
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>>159701310
no wait it's ok guise
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>>159705063
never said you had to
I certainly didn’t
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>>159706751
yes, also they're mocking how we are allowing people not to get vaxxxed with the "respect anyone's ideas" lines
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>>159706843
literal cope
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>>159706147
I'm Jewish and nobody has an opinion of Jesus. They see him as a sort of cultural icon like mickey mouse or johnny appleseed.
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>>159706634
they also made fun of him showing he put an unknown substance (cocaine) in his nose but not a vaccine "because he doesnt know whats in it"
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I haven’t watched blade runner in 10 years but that’s what the Asian singing around the old folks home is referencing right?
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>>159706977
>>159706913
they also shut down the entire town because one healthy guy didn't want it and is absolutely fine. Meanwhile the same guy is getting ostracised by the people he's with into taking it when obviously he doesn't want it and has no intention of having it
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>>159706821
I guess, but with the way this is being sold by the media it's difficult to get out of the mindset that one side has to be right, and that you have to take one or the other.

I'm vaccinated myself, but I don't believe in it being made mandatory or it being a big deal in the first place. So I'm probably crazy by both sides' standards.
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>>159707156
>they also shut down the entire town because one healthy guy didn't want it and is absolutely fine
yes, because he could potentially have it, that's literally what's happening irl in europe, and everyone except novax QAnons think it's right
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>>159707156
They’re making fun of both sides like always.
Also
>shut down society to keep old people alive
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>>159707264
lol
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>>159697431
Know a guy who did this in real life

Married a Jewish woman and converted, suddenly had money to buy a 5 bedroom house and has a great life
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>>159707264
Yeah, you just did a yikes post.
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>>159707182
You have the same mindset as most people when they’re not in public.
>I don’t care either way I took it because it’s what everyone else does
I’m unvaxxed but it’s not because I’m antivax. I just don’t give a shit about covid either way, if I have to get vaxxed for something I will, until then I cba. It’s only ever annoying when people who know I’m not vaxxed ask why not. Not even libtards at my uni take offense oddly enough though
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When's the next part?
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>>159707410
How do I convert?
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>>159706207
It’s 2021, you cannot be this fucking naive. Wake the fuck up already.
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>>159698683
Big dick post
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>>159697431
Seeing Stan, Kyle and Cartman as adults is probably the most depressing thing I can imagine. I feel a part of my childhood dying.
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>>159707493
You need to know other jews and you will be circumcised if you aren't already.
>t. Guy who recently had the idea to convert to the winning team
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>>159707410
I know a guy irl who did this too, he pretended to be a homosexual (I’m not kidding) because his wife cheated on him, for 5 years he pretended to be gay, came out on Facebook, said he’d been gay all his life and was tired of pretending otherwise. Drove his ex wife fucking bananas.
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>>159707523
we have to band together and shitpost like we were teenagers again. r-right
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bros... I'm starting to get tempted... maybe we should just give up and convert already... we can win like cartman
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>>159707523
Probably just a mirror of your own life
>been watching south park since I was 6-7
>I’m 30 now and the adult versions of them mirror my life now
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>>159704445
ew
I don't h8 jooz but she's ugly
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>>159707651
thats a good crank
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>>159697526

>yes
The joke gets too old and predictable

>no
Actually really funny because its mean to incidentally piss Kyle off throughout the arc and that’s actually fucking hilarious.
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>>159707712
When you think about it, it’s Unironically the way to beat jews at their own game, they’re trying to convert the west into some libtard hellhole with immigrants raping those who dont. If every right winger ironically converted to Judaism we would literally destroy the Jewish faith in an afternoon
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>>159697526
That's the most obvious interpretation.
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Why do we suddenly care about South Park again?
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>>159707872
Because a new episode came out? And I also always enjoyed SP even if you faggots hated it.
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>>159707722
Stan's alcoholism and smoking in the first minute did it for me
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>>159707493
get in good graces with your mother-in-law, you will get an Isreali citizenship in no time.
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>>159707445
I was dealing with some aggro from a couple of people in my environment about getting it, and also wanted to avoid travel restrictions if possible. Though I haven't traveled at all since that shit started.
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>>159708287
not him but also didn't jabbed for similar reasons. not been abroad since I was like 14 for a school trip either. that said, I'd saved up to go away in 2020 on holiday with some friends and that got shit all over as a result. now I'm thinking of getting it just so I can go on holiday. however, double whammy, people I know that have been vaxxed and have been on holiday since the rules got relaxed a tiny bit have said they'd wish they'd never gone because even if you are jabbed, it's still a massive ball ache... so I'm thinking just holding off still /blogpost
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>>159706272
What is with Trey even creating this character? Was he so put off by the betacuck-soiboy archetype that he went full in-denial to pretend the left wasn't like that?
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>>159697431
It makes me want my own big tiddy jew gf
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>>159709483
it's not fair that jews have weapons like this
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>>159703698
>>159704330
Long time fan, since the first airing of the first episode.
The past several several years of southpark have been absolute libtard garbage, this special was the first time in a long time it's made me even laugh, let alone more than once.

>>159706836
>likes sassy justice
watch fresh prez of DC on youtube and get some fucking taste you disgusting faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTJz6__YePU
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>>159709372
The joke is that its funny to compare woke culture to the culture of frat bro douchebags, its not that complicated. Unfortunately you have terminal pol brain rot.
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>>159701310
>negroid stepson.
he got cucked?
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>>159705605
it that forsen?
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>>159709706
No it was more like what Twitter woke leftists thought they'd achieve. Some buff white guy able to recite intersectionality before going down on them
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>>159709807
who?
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I wanna fuck Cartman's wife while she kvetches in a primal, carnal reaction to having her brains railed out. I wanna put my Zyklon C into her baby chamber.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZc
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>>159704207
>900 million
Southpark is that popular? How?
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>dad watched seinfeld all the time
>develop jew yorker fetish
>big hair and whiny voices make my cock THROB
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>>159710067
You're used to science guy and bojack
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>>159709894
You are a lost cause lmao
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>>159701734
>The guy probably has close to a billion dollars personally, I think he can afford it.
But why do the women deserve that?
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>>159710072
Same. Fran Drescher invokesd bestial urges in me.
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>>159710163
I never watched her show when it aired but she absolutely was the next step up for me. Her voice is like a cool breeze in summertime, but on my dick.
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>>159710151
unironically there's a thing called spousal maintenance where I live that sort of dictates that if your spouse is a house wife whilst you go out earning the £££ and they become accustomed to a certain lifestyle then that means they're entitled to an allowance that grants them the ability to carry on that lifestyle. in other words, be careful when you get married.
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>>159701310
Based mutts lmao
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>>159706293
It wasn't a fiasco it caused the 7-hour war in which the Combine invade Earth and enslave us, and it wasn't some minor accident one scientist wanted to push the limits with their new pure sample of the resonance crystal while another argued for caution, saying it could do exactly what ended up happening.
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>>159697431
check those hidden khazar milkers
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>>159710287
How is this real and why would any man get married knowing it is real?
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>>159709706
It's a poorly thought out joke. They followed this up in the later seasons where the family he starts is boringly inexplicably flawless and successful.

Overall a boring character and such a missed opportunity that it's easily a way to avoid introducing realistic caricatures like neon-haired SJWs and screechy soiboys.
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>>159710769
>How is this real
Women
>why would any man get married knowing it is real?
Titties
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>>159701082
considering how fat and ugly cartman is, this is the best he could do honestly
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>>159709709
No, he married a goblina stripper who already had a negroid son. No joke. He did knock her up himself and somehow got a blonde daughter out of it. Then he divorced her.
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>>159704595
Damn did they die? How?
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>>159710769
>How is this real
solicitors
>>159710769
>why would any man get married knowing it is real?
no idea, boomers?
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>>159710902
Shelley was in the barn when Stan burned the Tegridy Crop. Sharon blew her brains out.
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>>159710902
Sharon filed for a divorce and wanted to take half of Tegridy Farms. Randy and Sharon kept fighting over it so Stan burned the farm. Shelly was locked in the barn as the fire spread to the barn. Shelly died and Sharon ate a shotgun.
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>>159706332
>I’d marry a long nosed witch and let her mutilate my kids dicks because I’m horny

Do….do Americans really?
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>>159710980
Damn. I was hoping that they'd show Shelly and pull the 'she got hot' trope. Goddamnit I knew Randy would drive Sharon to suicide
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>>159705080
>joke
>head
lurk more newredditfag
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>>159697526
just watch it I found it hilarious
the viewer knows he's just fucking with Kyle, Kyle knows he's just fucking with him but he plays it so straight forward and never breaks it's great
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>>159711066
Yeah, they decided to get really fucking dark but I think it works for the best for creating a divide between Stan & Randy.
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>>159710769
Blame Lawyers and stupid judges.
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>>159702567
why?
the green lightning or the chest bursting open like a lab coat zombie?
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>>159697526
>>159697625
>>159701082
>>159704609
>>159704660
>>159705485
>>159706005
>>159707834
Why does he care about staying in the present if he did it just to piss off Kyle?
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>>159711235
He wants to fool Kyle completely, he as of rn Kyle's still suspicious of him
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>>159705979
>gerald is eric's dad
It's literally Jack Tenorman, It was a fucking plot point.
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>>159711194
the green lightning, the scientists being blown apart and then the whole conspiracy that it ends with and the subtle implication of transportation between worlds. I'm a brainlet, won't deny it. but there's something in there to me
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>>159700901
because the 'humor' in the show is devoid of any logic. same way any reasoning the antivax has are nonsensical in the show, they can't have any good reason being stated, even one, because the show IS propaganda to get everyone vaxxed (south park is still one of the most watched shows). they throw in a bunch of legitimate ridiculous stuff but that's so the stuff they want to normalize won't be opposed.
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>>159711235
Because he's for real, it's not a joke
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>>159697526
So those jewish children were spawned out of spite and hatred?
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>>159701310
dude that chick is hot imo
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>>159706219
Cartman really has done nothing wrong this time
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Cartman was funnier as an immature jerk instead of a sadistic mastermind.
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>>159711878
Nigger its just a joke take your meds
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>>159711235
Because anything else would ruin the joke he was working on for 40 years?
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>>159712263
are those meds in the room with us right now anon?
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>>159704834
Have seccs
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>>159703698
>Haven’t watched the last 4 seasons
They were good though
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>>159705148
You don't have to make it about jews at all. You should "hate" all women but still be heterosexual.
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>>159697526

No, it's just that Kyle is a piece of shit who holds Cartman accountable for shit he did when he was 10 years old and that was over 20 years ago.
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>>159712525
Being heterosexual is retarded given the current state of womankind.
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Him saying that jewish things when fucking his wife was funny as fuck
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>>159704392
I got bored and didn't finish the episode. You mean this? I think it's just a hat a merchant in Blade Runner wore. The "deal" is that it looks silly and it looks even more silly when characters in a bright and sunny town are wearing them. In a rainy urban neon shithole with 1000 different ethnicities yapping it fits in better.
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>>159711056
That's not funny.
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>>159710750
They're more obvious from the front. Picrel, the cure for Cartman's antisemitism.
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>>159711235
The other anons are wrong. Cartman's an autist who lunges at any community to accept him, see when Kyle turned him ginger. He maybe started getting into it as a prank, but upon realizing the Jews would accept someone as instinctively greedy and scheming as him, he felt a commonality and was all over them.
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>>159712083
AYO! fr iyo?
But seriously stop outing your underage.
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>>159712525
I hate Jews and I hate women, but I still want to hatefuck a big-breasted Jewish woman in spite of them being the obvious natural conclusion to that which I hate.
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>>159711347

They mention in one episode that Kyle and Eric are perfect for organ swapping or blood transfusion or something.
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>>159712891
Its heavily implied that Kyle is the reason. He brings out the worse in Cartman and family.
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>>159706876
Holy fuck he's lucky War Machine is locked up in prison
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>>159699920
Canon but they’re clearly setting up time travel where the boys prevent COVID.
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Will any of these South Park "movies" be standalone? Do these pussies just not care when musical numbers aren't involved? Seth McFarlane tier.
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>>159712939
Organ transplants, blood transfusions, and marrow transplants all don't require blood relatives. In fact, sometimes your only viable donors are completely unrelated to you.
t. had a bone marrow transplant as a kid, donor was some truck driver from Ohio I met a year later and thanked
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>>159710137
stop gaslighting
he's right to notice
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>>159711058
I’ve done worse for less
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>>159698683
thank you based senpai
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>>159700302
It's literally the best episode in years. Actually watch it instead of being a retard.
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>>159706202
>OK, I never actually played it and only saw some clips.
Cancer.
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>>159701082
would marry, at least she would give you smart children
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>>159710844
Well Trey is blond himself, so she got her mother's face and father's hair, and there's a chance as she grows older, she loses the blondness.
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>>159706332
I want to lick her kike feet whilst dressed in SS uniform
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>>159704992
fr fr
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>>159697431
>watching South Park after season 10
why?
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>>159712822
>>159698788
it's fucking wild i dated a girl who looked almost exactly like this down to the hamsa. khazar milkers are no fucking joke
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>>159714014
Goodness gracious.
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>>159714014
I hate Jews for what they've done to the world but I want to breed a yiddish hottie so fucking bad it makes my balls explode. Like just release all this pent up ethnic hatred through a creampie then kiss her head as she lays on my chest after.
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>>159712791
>>159704392
I don't remember anything like that from Blade Runner. Can you post a screenshot or give more details?
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>>159704834
legit not how it works. jeff bezo's ex wife (richest woman in the world) married some high school science teacher. you're describing the behavior of yourself in some coombrained fantsy: women do not chase sensual pleasure the same way that men do
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>>159698788
So he butchered his own penis then? That seems like a hard win for Kyle.
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> oy vey sistahs de khazar milkers maym is workin'
> we gonna get our goyboys yet!
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>>159714542
OK JIDF
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>>159715014
I was legit surprised Kenny wasnt snipped.
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>>159715130
Good on Kenny's parents. They at least did something right.
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>>159705343
He went Super Saiyajin!
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>>159715088
Notice how you had to get a picture from the shoulders up. You know those Levantine Lilyhammers are too suckable for human comprehension.
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>>159715667
The average breast size of Israeli women is A-cup, like Natalie Herschlag or Gal Varsano. In antiquity, they never had large breasts either because of being poverty-stricken, malnourished ghetto dwellers in Eastern Europe. Suffice to say, any Ashkenazi woman you see sporting average-sized breasts (for Europeans) got them by her forebearers being bred with gentiles down the ancestral line.

Cope.
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>>159697431
IRI-HI KATAMUKUUUUUUUU
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>>159715923
protip: most girls in america who are from jewish faith and families are ukranian in origin and more closely resemble girls like abby shapiro and even this chick >>159714014

reason being they are basically big babushka cross breed titties. ukranians are known for having some of the most beautiful women in the world, so the result is you get actually attractive russian looking bitches with hair and noses similar to israelis.

just a little history.
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>>159715923
>got them by her forebearers being bred with gentiles down the ancestral line.
And this gentile dick will continue to breed them. Do you think I give a fuck if they're not pureblooded? So long as they have an obnoxious, nasal croning voce and big fat fucking hooters I don't give a shit.
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>>159699235
>miserable
I think you mean safe, its the future
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>>159711066
>I knew Randy would drive Sharon to suicide
It was Stan tho. The ghost said so.
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>>159697526
>most evil character in south park ends up a jew
hmm
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>>159701310
>the niggas eyes
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Poor Scott Malkenson.
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>>159710788
It would be funny if they had an actual soiboy PC character that made fun of real PC types. Would they have the balls to do that? I notice they don't actually take any risks in their politics. They kind of dance around issues without ever striking at them or making any sort of dangerous point.
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>>159706332
Hating jewish girls is like hating boobs. Might as well go full gay and fuck traps
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>>159718327
> It would be funny if they had an actual soiboy PC character that made fun of real PC types.
To me that's one of the greatest flaws in modern South Park. The way the show was when things were heading into modern leftism was perfect for mining material to use in entire seasons. And they've deliberately steered clear of any of that to make an inferior product.
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>>159714542
That's why they've been so entrenched on Europe for so long, massive ethnic hatred that leads to hate fucking their women and so on.
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>>159706921
he's a false messiah and therefore all the goys are heretics
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>>159718800
>Hating jewish girls is like hating boobs. Might as well go full gay and fuck traps
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>>159697526
I'm assuming it's to get into politics or the media
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>>159712080
cartman tricked a guy into eating his own parents. you don’t think he’d go for the long con against his most hated enemy?
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>>159710664
>It wasn't a fiasco it caused the 7-hour war in which the Combine invade Earth and enslave us, and it wasn't some minor accident one scientist wanted to push the limits with their new pure sample of the resonance crystal while another argued for caution, saying it could do exactly what ended up happening.
The G-Man provided the sample.
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>>159697526
pure kino.

There are people who choose careers to spite others. Why not choose to be jewish to spite your friend kek
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>>159719297
That would make sense
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>>159705343
Kenny is American. Why is he uncircumcised?
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>>159718975
They won't do it because they realized a long time ago the modern right is just as onions and pathetic as the modern left.
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>>159719946
This. Alt-right cringe compilations were vastly more popular and numerous than Feminist cringe compilations around the same 2014-2016 timeframe.
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That's because you fuckers need to seek out validation in niche areas of the internet while feminists get it from the media. Two sides of the same grift.
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i liked it i thought it was funny
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>>159697431
It’s Kyy not “Keel” you fucking retard. He says “Keeny”
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>>159720041
This. Non-corporatized niche areas of the internet are the same as corporate media.
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>>159706207
>most Jews regard jesus as a good person but not the son of god
t. Jew
Only a Jew would say something like that.
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>>159707651
top tier trolljob right there
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>>159705275
are /tv/ users this retarded where they can't just click the link and watch the movie in their browser
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>>159709483
I've fucked three Jewish girls. Jew pussy is top tier but I would never marry one.
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>>159698683
ty fren i am thankful for you today
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It was Stan's fault 2bqhf
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>all these faggots that have no idea how to torrent
4chan is fucking dead
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>>159697431
This episode was terrible. More stupid jokes that repeat way too many times like the doorbell one. And they cant even pick a side with the covid angle
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>>159720909
>why are they telling jokes instead of validating my views by brazenly affirming that they agree with them?? wtf?
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>>159720944
The jokes were terrible. And if they are going to make fun of covid lockdowns by joking that its just to save old people, its weird when they make it seem like Clyde was selfish for not getting the vaccine. Its also stupid for them to make fun of all the streaming + services when they are on it.



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