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Mike Stoklasa on suicide watch
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>>159691828
Mauler really is autistic
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*drunken wiscansan accent*

this moovie fucken sucks
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What a based fan, I bet he posts here. Where can I read it?
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>>159691893
Unironically the first thing I thought of when I saw this. What is it with Star Wars fanboys and thinking that long rants equal valid criticism?
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>>159691828
It’s really not a good review and it’s very pedantic and blows up small details to be relevant when they are not.
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>>159691955
>What a based fan, I bet he posts here. Where can I read it?
/R/eddit.
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>>159692001
True. But you didn't need 108 pages for that post of yours, did you?
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>>159692007
cope, seethe and dilate, /tv/ will always be a prequels board
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>>159692007
From my point of view you are Reddit
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Indeed
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>>159691828
Anon...
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link to the rant?
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>>159692069
Never was, never will, go back to plebbit.
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The Phantom Menace had a lot of bad elements, but the podrace was kino
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>>159692230
>Don't ask questions, just consume podrace and get excited for next podrace
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Wasn't this written 10 years ago?
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>>159692503
*12
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I thought phantom menace had a lot of cool set / art / character / music design
Trade federation droids in particular I thought were really cool
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Link?
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>>159691828
>Stah Wahs
>Reddit Letter Media
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>>159691828
star wars is fucking shit
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>>159692782
This
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>>159692782
Idk, I enjoyed Dune
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>>159691828
I remember when the guy posted the rebuttal and everyone ripped on him for being a loser for writing up 108 pages in response to the hours of Plinkett snark. Think Mike even made a joke mocking it himself at the time.
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>>159692864
Isn't Plinkett also a looser for putting God knows how many hours into shitting on 3 movies? Seems like the pot is calling the kettle a nigger
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>>159692980
If you make hour long rants about capeshit you're a fucking loser.
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>>159691828
It's no surprise
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>>159693181
>muh lengthy = intellectual
Brainlet.
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>>159692980
Maybe, but Mike was at least funny while he was REEEEEEEEEE'ing about Star Wars. I'm sure this is just 108 pages of autism without a hint of parody. Plus critiquing a critique is pure concentrated cringe.
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>>159693181
Image is true and based.
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>>159693181
redditors have yet to refute this
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Based RLM STILL making the autistic incels of /tv/ seethe.
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>>159691828
I know a guy irl that actually seethes this much when he hears criticism of the prequels.
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>>159693688
People still, after years, unironically constantly refer to the Plunkett reviews as their basis for opinions and to try and shut down anyone who likes the films. "Plinkett said this and this, and he's famous, therefore your opinion is invalid and prequel bad". So yea, a response is welcome.
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>>159691828
>hour an a half long movie
>someone makes a 7 hour review why if why they think it sucks
>someone writes a 108 page rebuttal
>fans spend days, months, years defending RLM
It's a fucking kids movie. What the fuck is wrong with all of you?
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>>159692001
>very pedantic and blows up small details to be relevant when they are not.
literally every internet reviewer ever. i watched some old YMS stuff and all he does is complain about stupid shit
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>>159692144
not the least bit bad
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>>159691828
The movies were boring, I'm not reading it.
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>>159692610
that's because you are autistic
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>>159694063
why are you here george
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>>159694063
Star Wars fans are a special breed of retard.
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>>159694001
I know people that seethe a the prequels to the point that they are unbearable, my incel uncle for example
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>tfw you know Mike read it all
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>>159694352
It's been almost 20 years. How have these people never moved on?
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>>159694503
autism
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>>159691828
What a colossal waste of time. If you wanted to expose these two hacks, you could have just showed everyone a copy of Space Cop.
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>>159691970
Because even by the standards of film, the series is aimed squarely at dunes
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>>159692980

Mike runs a business while the other guy Did it for Free
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I really want to understand what is in Star War that make people love it so much. I get it, these people are autistic, but why autistic over SW? Why not go full autism for Paul Celan, Gunnm or Final Fantasy X?
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>>159694645
this is enough to expose Mike as a hack
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>>159691828
>only 10 years late to the party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTpWzg4aiEU&ab_channel=RedLetterMedia
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>>159695023
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>>159694848
>why autistic over SW?
Nostalgia.
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>>159694866
That quote is 100% accurate, the prequels would've been infinitely better had virtually anyone else directed them
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star wars fans are such pathetic loser bitches
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>>159695377
>>159695438
RLM shills can't cope
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>>159691893
It really is crazy how bad maulers "critics" are. Plinkets PM review is only 70 minutes and covers a wide array of problems other than just the plot. But after 3 year mauler still in only 6 hours into his FA review and has covered basically nothing.
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>>159695600
That's because Mauler is just CinemaSins without the pretense of satire.
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>>159692007
We don't deserve Reddit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im0i7JDJ-cI
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>>159691828
At most they'll make a sarcastic comment about it and move on like the cowards they are.
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>>159692980
yeah but those cringy nitpick reviews gave him a networth of 1.8 million because OT fagboy purists are that dumb.
>millionaire
>still couldn't make a good indie movie
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>>159695377
jj abrams would have just thrown out all of George's Ideas and make a rehash of A new hope because
>That's le real star wars!
Just like he did with Force Awakens.
>dude you gotta have a heckin cantina scene or else it's not stah wahz!

Force Awakens is what happens when you let an OT purist direct a star wars film.
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I only like the prequels because others hate it
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>>159695377
Wasn't George himself looking for other directors?
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>>159696343
Yes, but no one wanted the stigma of ruining Star Wars if it bombed. Even Spielberg declined and encouraged George to do it himself.
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>>159691828
And nobody will read it.
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>>159696343
>>159696574
This even goes as far back as Return of The Jedi, which was supposed to be directed by David Lynch. Imagine how that would have gone.
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>>159698049
>Imagine how that would have gone.
Depends. If you give Lynch the freedom to do his thing, he excells. Of course, the result will be a Lynch film, not some easily digestible Star Wars flick. The mainstream reactions would probably have been a lot like they were for TLJ.
But he wouldn't have had much creative freedom anyway. That's the reason he didn't want to do it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJQ4vCu-S0U
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>>159692980
I mean that's why the Plinkett character is a fucking failure and psychopath because its also a commentary on how deranged people who do nitpick reviews like that are.

I don't really think they're nitpick though, especially compared to MauLer-The issues he points out are so fundamental you can't ignore them. Just the entire opening of Clone Wars is pain.
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>>159694866
It's the writing and lack of vision that fucked TLJ and ROSW. If the second movie had been good, everyone would say the first is decent. TLJ and ROSW are so bad they make the first movie retroactively worse.
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>>159699041
>especially compared to MauLer
Compared to Mauler, nothing is a nitpick.
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>>159691828
>>159691828
>>159691828

The prequels are unwatcheable. You would need to have the intellect of a small child to enjoy them. They are flops and will always be flops- and a mark of failure on Lucas for attempting to write/ direct something entirely under his control. Fuck George. Fuck Prequel fans.

t. kid who grew up when the prequels came out. Star wars is dead.
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>>159699091
Bullshit. TLJ is leagues better and has much more "vision" than your beloved Mystery Boxes, Jay Jay.
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>>159691893

Who the fuck could watch 5 hours of some dude nitpicking a children's movie about space wizards?
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>>159699168

>Apples v. Oranges
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>>159699248
You started making excuses for TFA by bashing TLJ, moron.
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Be Jango Fett

- Best Bounty Hunter in the Galaxy
- Mandalorian warrior
- Can have any woman he wants
- Vapid Twi'lek whores begging him to fuck and impregnate them
- No, I will not sully the Fett name with degeneracy and inferior woman
- No woman can meet my standards
- But want a son to pass my legacy onto and raise up as a warrior like me hired by some wealthy count of Sereno to pull a job
- Success as usual, but the Count says he wants to make an entire Clone Army out of me
- Idea: keep one of the clones as my son
- Remain pure while still getting to raise my boy
- Mfw since he is 100% the same as me, later becomes the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy as well

Don't let these galactic sluts dilute your DNA, lads. Remain pure, do not give into temptation.
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Mike promoted pedofilia. Go to around 4:00

https://youtu.be/-zphhfHon_I
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How can people even watch the plinket reviews, the character of pinket isn't funny and his voice is so obnoxious.
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>>159693181
At last I truly see.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA&t=1227s
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I'm still of the opinion that Mike strangled that hooker himself. There's no way Jay's little twink arms could have done the job.
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>>159691828
Both are just as sad as each other. Its a kids flick for fucks sake.
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>>159699582
sneed
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>>159696343
Yeah he asked Steven Spielberg, Ron Howard, and I think Brian DePalma if they would do it and they all said no

I think it might have had something to do with Lucas leaving the Director's Guild so that he could put the credits at the end of ESB but that's only my theory
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NOOO ITS ONLY OKAY WHEN MIKE DOES LONG NITPICKY REVIEWS!!!!
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>>159699091
TLJ was being filmed before TFA was even released and Rian Johnson hadn't even seen the full script for TFA either he wrote TLJ just based on notes from JJ Abrams

The sequels were planned about as well as a hobo orgy on a trash heap
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>>159701632
>Rian Johnson hadn't even seen the full script for TFA either
That's bullshit only propagated by Star Wars Youtubers. Of course he had seen the full script, moron.



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