Thirty-six but last year last year I had thirty-seven!
I thought he said 36 bullocks last year I had 37
>>157637034In a row?
>>157637034are brits really as ugly as the dursleys?
>>157637481they arent ugly though
>>157637481Yeah they’re about par.
>>15763703436 (You)s? Last thread I had 37!
>>157637481are you kidding? they're far uglier.
>>157637034>We'll go over to the loo at the Tesco and get you two more!
The Dursleys were perfectly cast, Dudley was the best child actorDursleys solo movie origin story when?>Starts in 50s London, conspicuously diverse in the film>Uncle Vernon develops a sweet tooth and foreshadowing his future obesity>Meet Petunia>Cameos by Harry's parents of no substance, just a "here, it's them">Uncle Vernon buys the house>Uncle Vernon looks at the cupboard under the stairs and jokes about their new baby sleeping there>The very end is Dumbledore giving them Harry
>>157639165>Dursleys solo movie origin story when?Never, anon. >have a world filled with amazing magic that can do anything>make a film about the boring non-magic characters
>>157639390We need more stupid crap that only makes sense as an unnecessary prologue to another work. It can be the Rogue One to Philosopher's Stone's A New Hope. Soulless and unimaginative.
>>157637034I want to destroy that fat fuck
>>157637034>BUT LAST YEAR I HAD TRIPS!
>>157640020How about we get a scriptfag and organise some quads, anon?
>>157637544>these are 10/10s in bongland
>>157639390>have a world filled with amazing magic that can do anything>DUMBLEDORE FUCKED JOHNNY DEPP!
>>157640144>Oh, I've been manhandled in the showers loaaads of times.
>>157637481dudley is tall muscular and blond in the books