https://youtu.be/2BkVf2voCr0This looks like sh->based Yorki is the main leadUgh… fine.
I'm not watching this shit
>>157631809they should pay for what they've done
>>157631946watch it, cuz if it fails they are going to reboot it with a black lead.
>>157631809>jew playing main character
>>157632593I will not watch that either. Neither will black people, probably.
>>157631809>billiard ball gun
>>157632641>removes the entire point of Jews and Italians being the bane of society
>>157632669Honestly a smart weapon.
>>157631809Why is he le based you fucking redditor
>this is what a middle class house looks likeThat house is at least $1m in a LCOL area.
>Hey guys, we need comedy for a family film>I know just the thing!>How about the man gets shot in the crotch? every single time
>>157632593>the mom comes back for Kevin but the dad never returns Lmao
>>157631809i just assume any OP with a trailer in it is a shill
>>157631809Who wants to bet that there is a Deus Ex Machina at the end where Kevin McAllaster shows up? There's absolutely no way that Culkin isn't secretly in this shit. He's not too busy spooning Rich Evans to show up for a few days of filming and make some disneybucks
What, they couldn’t drag Macaulay Culkin out from whatever heroin den he crawled into and made him the father? “Come on out Kevin, we’ll pay you in smack!”
I just want to see ellie kemper defeated and humiliated
>>157632930what the fuck kek
>>157631809>They had to make it British because booby traps are illegal in AmericaLmao
>>157632940He was in the newest season on AHS and actually was not horrible I'm it. I was shocked.
>>157632954I want to see Ed Kemper trying to break into a little kid’s house
>>157633113I think this is set in America, the mother and the son are british
>Kevin isn't replaced with a minority or girlIn today's world that's pretty fucking shocking
>>157633360It’s a brit
>>157633166>Ed KemperTell us your fantasies
>>157632864MPararapnn provorpor0^0.Stnents.00.mel8lem.Second sounds like uwu shit, first sounds slavic.
>>157631809why is british tv the same 10 or so comedians over and over again in every role
>Nick Frost isn’t the main kid’s dad
>>157631809BRI ISH INNIT
>>157632930Fuck off roastie. Macaulay is /wmaf/
>>157632849>he ditched an easy opportunity to make an easy $3 mil for a cameo
>>157635020>>157635121Is this the white dad with hapa son meeting?
>>157631809>holiday classics were meant to be brokenWhy do they insist on making OBVIOUS FUCKING GARBAGE THAT'S OBVIOUS IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING GARBAGE BEFORE A SINGLE SECOND OF IT IS FILMED when they could have done something that paid homage to the original like casting some relatively decent mob movie actor Mikey Palmice from the Sopranos or someone from boardwalk empire (Nucky's brother?) or someone from scorseseshit to play the bad guy and include jokes that are for both kids and adults.
>>157631809this is too bong for me
>>157635121I bet they never asked him. He probably would do it. The only work he gets these days is Angry Video Game Nerd and Red Letter Media.
>>157631809>no signs of blacks, trannies or homospleasantly surprised
>holiday classics were meant to be defileWhat did Shitney mean by this?
>>157631809This kid 13 going on 39 fr
>>157635323He probably does because he wants to
>>157632593Maybe you're too young to remember the shitty sequels that came out in the '90s. Nobody gives a fuck if they want to reboot it with a purple alien kid at this point, let the franchise rest in peace.
>>157635262And it’s made by Hollywood Disney. Not a britbong division of disney
>>157631809will watch, i enjoy every movie so far, why would this be different?
They should of gone all on on the britbong shit and cast Jason Stratham as the burglars.
>>157632755Someone hasn’t seen Jojo Rabbit
woohoo, more bland corporate trash
>no Macaulay Culkin >Instead his fat brother is the cameoHard pass just on that.
>>157632864Enola Alone would body that little shit Home Emoh, look at the size of him.
>>157632864Home Emo taking it way too seriously
>>157635020>simping for the wrong brother
>>157631809Jesus, even YouTube hates it, normally they shill for Disney crap like this.
>>157638551That Indian blackout I saw something about on the news must have taken out Disney's clickfarms.
is it a jew playing the main role? lmao
>>157632864Enola Alone has John Carmack energy.
>>157631809I regret the fact that Pete Holmes continues to draw breath.
>>157631809I would look at it if they include Biden and Trump,but it`s not going to happen
>>157631809>get disney+ for free>the catalog is 100% pure shitEven netflix has some gems but holy shit this one is a garbge fire
>>157631809why did they replace richie rich with a chunky lesbian?
>>157641017>Even netflix has some gemssuch as
>>157631809home alone 3 tier desu
LOOKS LIKE KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157632593>Yes goy- I mean friends, be sure to show Disney your support by purchasing a subscription to watch this movie otherwise we'll, I mean, THEY'LL make another reboot with someone of a skin color you may prefer! Praise kek, am I right fellow shadilays?! That's how retarded you sound right now. I'm gonna fuck your mothers butthole buddy.
>>157631809>rhyming vacation with vacationthe pitbull-level rhyme scheme tells me everything i need to know about this show
>>157635366Half the family is black for some reason
>>157632917it says enola alone retardclearly the kid is setting up to build a nuke
>>157631809That mother is delicious.
>>157641131Is it better or worse than home alone 4 and home alone 5?
>>157632872He was the most interesting thing about the new season of American Horror Story.
>>157631809>The house is even more luxurious snd expensive than in the original>The bad guys are a... random couple just breaking into the house because... reasons?The kid might be the only redeeming factor here.
>>157642744maybe they need money and stuff from expensive looking house
Haha can you imagine if one of the traps was getting Ellie Kemper stuck while climbing out of a window or something and then someone started to spank her haha
>>157631809Holy shit the kid is so unlikeable, they went out of their way to make him a smug prick. At least Pete Holmes seems to be getting some work
>>157642494her voice makes me diamondswill watch watch it for the blow job girl too
>>157642494>shitty british comedian has been affirmative actioned for so long she's getting movie roles now
>>157632864eNOLA ALONe may be a bigger guy, but he appears to be some kind of joker.Meanwhile, HOME EMOH doesn't fuck around: determined expression, two snooker ball-launcher guns, and a cool Christmas hat
>>157635121I doubt he was asked.
>>157631809Imagine being this kid and seeing all the dislikes and hateful comments. He's just a kid. For fuck's sake.
>>157632864>Enola Alone>Burglars are Japs, and Kevin nukes them
>>157631809Straight to video shit. Everyone please realize this.
>>157644560videos don't exist anymore anon
>>157643134I’m just saying, kinda weird choice to make the burglars be so non-threatening and mundane.
>>157644591>videos don't exist anymore anonStraight to the bottom of the page then. You know what I meant.
>>157644002coz she does underwear shots. shes a lot better than other woman getting affirmative action (rose matafeo, the dey hea girl, a lot of the women who appear on taskmaster)she cant act though
>>157644703i do, i was just lamenting the fact
Why does the cop's name plate say "McAllister" if it's not played by Culk? Seems like a wasted oppurtunity for a cameo.
>>157644826It's his brother, Buzz.
he's to fat to be likable
>>157644875Such an obvious cocktease they're hoping normies won't Google that Macauly isn't in it lmao
>>157642494the absolute spit of my mates sister
>funny looking kid with a funny accent>ellie kemper as a burglar>fun dynamic between burglarsfinna watch that shitonly problem is Pete Holmes, hope he's not laughing in this movie
>>157641126Eden, Next Gen, Over the Mo--it's all chinese
And here I thought the age of straight-to-dvd sequels was over.
>>157631809It won't have my favorite Santa of all.*Waves the smoke away
>>157638417kieran culkin is based
>>157645182weren't home alone 3 4 and 5 straight to dvd anyway
>>157632776that house would be considered a goddamn small villa in Krautland.
>>157645306I rented home alone 3 from blockbuster. I was really excited for some reason.
>>157632109>they should pay for what they've donethey made like a gazillion of Home Alone sequels and you realize it just now.
>>157631809>reboot>Buzz is literally in the trailer
>>157642494Awful attempt at a queen's accent
>>157631809What the fuck is the point of this movie? Home Alone still gets ayed every single Christmas, it's in the top 3 main Christmas movies. Why did they think making a Flanderised version that everyone will hate was a good idea?
>>157632593I won't watch that either
Where is French Stuart?
>>157635121That's how shit this movie is.
>>157645334i've 4 on dvd for some reason
>>157642494>this is a 10/10 in Bonglywood
>>157632593attack the block was ok
>>157632695>VGH IF ONLY THOSE FILTHY MEDOIDS DIDN'T EXIST, WE'D HAVE OVR GLORIVS FORRESTNIGGER SOCIETY VGH
>>157631809the thumbnail fucking kills me
>>157631809The mother's accent is fucking terrible Just keep her Irish for fuck sake
They already made like 6 movies already Why is the 7th one everyone freaking out about
>>157645789I bet the ones after 3 flew under many people's radar, so they might not know about those
>>157645789Oh it's a reboot Don't companies know if you're going to do a reboot you call it a sequal copy the plot of the first movie and retards online will think oh it's consistent with the first movie It takes in nostalgia and people aren't upset that the classic is being ignored
>>157631809Literally everyone is white. What the fuck?
>>157645911Also no one would dare complain if they casted a black kid Retards will he forced to praise it and other retards will be forced to give the movie a chance
>>157644360They're going to cancel him next for supporting Hitler
>>157631809Rob Delaney losing another child, huh?