>>156324913Man, I wish Chevy had been a guest on the earlier format so it was a bit looser, but it was still a pretty good exchange.
>>156324915I don't know, but I've heard that he's pretty close to well-known Holocaust denier Adam Eget.
>>156318434Living there are a lot but they haven’t worked in ages. Mel Brooks, Jerry Seinfeld, Eddie Murphy, John Cleese, David Letterman, etc. But working, much shorter list and the only one that comes to mind would be Bill Burr.
>>156324899Yea it's coming back to me now, you would have to go through long compilation videos on youtube to find it I think. It might not even have been uploaded by I'm Not Norm
>>156324915He spent a lot of time waiting in line under the Queensboro bridge, if you frequent that sort of thing.
>>156324913>Dylan, his sonMaybe Adam Carolla got his facts wrong
>>156324559fuck man.. condolences to Neil, Joyce and the rest of Norm’s family.
>>156324944I liked Michael's Keaton's ep too
>>156324915do yourself a favour and look at some clips of him on youtube
>his ventriloquist bit on Dennis millers radio show where he had a virulent antisemite old man and didn't even fake the voice"Well my guys wood, Rusty"
>>156324985Will always make me laugh. No one else has been able to so succinctly distill the humor of something like Norm.
>>156324478>let me remember that…>perfectly
>>156324922>>156324882would fuck both versions
>>156317408>with a nick nack paddy whack, give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling homeBased ESL poster. The joke's just a pun based on a children's song.
say hello to the new funniest man alive
Mama's apple pie, the fourth of JulyShe was a HOOKAH.
>>156325019>bathtub ginduck I need to relisten again
>when norm and his brother called into a radio show just to troll superdave
>>156324966Larry David's still working. Next Curb Your Enthusiasm season comes out next month.
>>156324478Un fucking real
>>156315411the worst part about it was the hypocrisy
>>156324990>factsCarrolla just read a wiki article with no source
>>156324913Chevy is great and I was always happy to see Norm support him after being defaced for years by hacks like harmon or pete davison. His NMHAS episode was genuinely great.
wtf who is this
>>156317640Norm made fun of people who were proud of their gay son.
>>156325184>I got a picture here of the boy suckin another man’s cockCant believe how much he got away with. Absolutely based.
What got you all into Norm? The very first thing?For me it was this video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl6R5ROEaDYSaw this around 2014 having never really heard of him, and went down the rabbit hole watching a lot of his other stuff, Dirty Work, stand-up, the YouTube shows mostly. SNL is a bit too American for my taste. Without hyberbole, the funniest man that ever lived, ever. People will say Robin Williams or something but, nah, it was Norm.
>>156324913Chevy has always been a total asshole, but it’s hard not to respect the guy, considering some of the good shit he’s starred in
>>156319086He had leukemia, not lung cancer
>>156321927Wait... Robbie Rotten died?
>>156325235I was a big Conan fan during the peak of his Late Night show and I became a Norm fan when I rewatched his old Conan interviews on Youtube around 2009 and then I became a massive fan when NML starting airing.
>>156325235His cameo in The Animal. I remembered him from Billy Madison. Realized he was hilarious.
>>156325235I think I encountered this same video, or at least the same event around the same time and it kickstarted me looking for more. It was on /tv/ tooI know I had seen him on Conan prior but it didn't click, and I probably saw him on highlight reels of SNL as well
>>156318215I think Artie Lang knew. On Joe Rogan he mentioned that Norm needed to take better care of himself. I thought that was an odd comment coming from Artie Lang of all people, now it makes sense.
>>156319477And what was the identity of the poster? You guessed it, Frank Stallone
>>156325235As an oldfag it was his standup and Weekend Update. I had always loved comedy but Norm hit me like a bolt of lightning. It was just like holy shit this guy is on a totally different level.
>>156325235NML was the first time I really appreciated how funny he was. Id seen him in Sandler comedies and other movies but didnt take much notice.
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
Lads, it has been a day and I still feel like shit.
>>156325235His stint at the Weekend Update desk on SNL. His OJ bits get all the pub, but he was merciless to everyone.Fhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt-nAetBtFc
>>156325322For me, it was his cameo in Deuce Bigalow (both of them)
>>156325409"..an acid tongued a-rab"
>>156325255Smoking still increases your risk of that.
>>156325409tell the people at home what jash is
>I was absolutely shocked and saddened to hear of Norm MacDonald's passing this morning. He was, without a doubt, one-of-a- kind. So clever, daring, well-read and smart as a whip. His comedy was brilliant, irreverent and at times biting. We all loved him on SNL's Weekend Update and I don't actually think he ever got credit for coining the phrase, 'Fake News.' Norm and I often toured doing stand-up and occasionally golfed together. A few years ago we took a road trip to Palm Springs and he insisted on blasting Johnny Cash tunes the entire way, windows down with his bare foot dangling out. Luckily I was driving. Thank you for your unique brilliance and charm, Norm. I miss you already.;_;
And who's not dead? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
>>156324551so the long line of death he descends from was from his father's side
>>156325235Saw a webm on 4chan of his opening remarks with Adam Eget about 4/20, where Adam keeps trying to talk about weed and Norm's reading Hitler's wikipedia page. Never had heard of him or seen a single thing he had ever done. That was probably 4 or 5 years ago, and almost immediately I watched every episode of NML. That was all I knew him for for a good year or so. Then INN and others started cropping up posting clips and now I've seen everything he's ever done and his comedy has permanently affected the way I talk and interact with others, to my enormous, immeasurable benefit. Without the influence of Norm I would likely have no friends and would have driven off a bridge many years ago. I owe him everything. Telling my friends (who had never heard of him) Norm jokes, trying to match the delivery verbatim, helped me break out of my autism/social anxiety. It helped me become a real person. It earned me friends, real deep connections and relationships that without I would be truly lost. I never met him. I never had a chance. But he was my hero. And I loved him.
>>156325235Probably that well known "you'd think it would take the world like 5 seconds to win, but no, it was actually close" world war joke. Fucking amazing.
>>156325501I love his delivery when he is talking about Hitler's eyes and how they are hypnotic and completely black
>>156319477Our journalists reached out to Bill Clinton for his comments, the former president was deeply shocked by the schizos insane ramblings and vowed to improve the pay of the janitorial staff by 100%. He then got on a plane and lit up a big fat joint.
>>156321927i'd be curious what percentage of the chadwick boseman posts were sincerely positive.
>>156325478>he insisted on blasting Johnny Cash tunes the entire wayBased. Poignant reminder for you all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc
>>156324412The moth joke is in his book, so perhaps it was from the audiobook?
>>156325501God bless anon
>>156325235It was SNL. One summer when I was a teenager (early 2000s), I watched the 90s SNL episodes they'd have playing all day.Stopped paying attention but got back into him a couple years ago. He's even funnier now that I'm grown up
And there you have it, ladies and gents, Norm takes the 7th most posted in /tv/ thread ever.
>>156325235We don't hire women webm was often posted in YLYL threads, that was my first contact with Norm years ago
>>156325501Kind of similar to me haha, I've completely integrated/stolen his HAH? into my regular speech. Even if no-one else gets it it always just cracks me up to think of him saying it when I do it. The dumb character he plays that it's a hallmark of, and also sort of how rude a noise it is, but because it's made in dumb innocence, it's excusable, idk, so much funny shit encapsulated in one little noise. Shouldn't try too hard to analyse it I guess, just, holy fuck was he funny.
>>156325620thanks for the update pls keep it up
What's your favorite NML opener?I like the one where he gets his Louisville Slugger (tm) and beats Egret to death for forcing snack food product placement.
fuck the academy kikes, long live Norm
Bros, when does Norm show up? It's been nearly an hour.
>>156320289it's because unfunny parrots repeating a line at you for years is tiresomenone of the people quoting norm are as funny as him but every single one thinks they are in the moment
>>156325620not bad for an old chunk of coal
>>156325633>The dumb character he playsAnon...
>>156283395Frip you old piece of coal
>>156325711He had a wicked sharp brain on him, anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h3DmCG_eV4
>>156325670Damn, Norm MAC Donald looks like THAT?
>>156325620Any chance of getting the big numero uno or will the mods kill this thread in a few hours?
>>156325235You cannot seriously think that.
>>156325641The $15 check is absolutely brilliant.
>>156325751I dont think it'll reach #6, too big of a difference, but hopefully Mr. Jannie will keep it up for at least 24hrs
>>156317060I was playing Minecraft on a server with friends, when one told me in vc that he died, I didn't believe it at first and ask him again to confirm that it was infact Norm that died, when he said it was so and I realized it I just said "Fuck..."-
>>156325762Name five funnier people.
>>156325620His sense of humor really appealed to fellow comedians as well as autists like us. He was the ultimate midwit filter
>>156325751Not a chance. Mods will kill it soon enough. With all the amerifats waking up at the moment, it'll probably gain a fair bit more though.
>>156325620Anybody remember what #11 was? >on some pilot...
>>156325670I made the same mistake.
>>156325235Norm MacDonald on Dennis Miller Live talking about cockhttps://youtu.be/R0d6oH5Lumc
>>156325633I've caught myself doing the norm 'HAH?' in regular conversationthere are actually so many norm jokes that are easy to work into common conversations
>>156325600well it's different from pulp fiction, you see pulp fiction is a gritty urban satire...
>>156321927>5328 posts>you already know at least 85% were racistthis website is a mess.
literally just listen to Cumtown and fuck off with this tired ass retard
>>156325803Hell of a banepost thread. https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/chunk/54674232/
>>156324913He may have been a good friend and an even greater dad. But he was not funny. Chevy is funnier and I have liked him since I was a little kid.
>>156325803yes I remember it was a big thread
>>156325803You can check them all herehttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/statistics/lthreads/It's this one thoughhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/chunk/54674232/
RIP Norm lad.
You'll never beat shitpost threads unless Norm left a video will starting a treasure hunt or something.
>>156322191they'll do a /pol/ sticky but i don't see why they'd memorialize him anywhere else. the guy made a mockery of the entire country.
>>156325879It's 5327 more posts than some capeshit nigger warranted tbf
>>156283395R.I.P Sweet angel. Say hi to Sean for me.
>>156325235I'm one of those late comers that knew him first from the Hitler's dog special. Automatically became my favorite so I looked him up, found me doing stand up, his conan appearances, then NML, the book, and the rest. Got to "know"him through all the stuff and while I showed up for the comedy I stayed for the man. He also made me discover Rodney Dangerfield, Patrice O'Neal and Billy Joe Shaver. Thanks Norm, you will be missed
>>156317034Norm getting Trudeau into trouble after death would be the most king shit ever
>>156325793Chris RockDave ChappelleSarah SilvermanKat WilliamsChevy Chase
>>156325891Shit, I've been on this fucking website for too long
I was middle school aged when he was Weeked Update guy, instantly idolized Norm and have followed his career since. What won me over on SNL as a kid was when he would pause for laughter after a joke, nobody would laugh, and he would just stay paused until a few people laughed.
>>156325906I remember it now. People were going nuts.
>>156326009Your post is funnier than all of the material those comedians have put out.
>>156325891There's no way this wasn't shooped
>>156325235>What got you all into Norm? The very first thing?The Bob Saget roast for me. First time watching it I was like, "wtf is this guy doing?" then I watched it again and laughed my ass off. Later on, as I looked up other stuff of his, I eventually recognized him as that particularly memorable guest I'd seen on Conan O'Brien like ten years earlier.
>>156325235It was actually seeing him live at a local comedy club. I had never watched SNL or anything and so when my friends asked me to tag along I went in without really knowing anything about Norm. I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard during his set. Have been a fan ever since
>>156325864The guy who made that movie has a really big head ya know
>>156283395Paying respect to a funny man.
>>156325906Somehow I knew it was that thread just from the "pilot" snippet.Damn.
>>156326052Haha, you got me!
>>156325255> Smoking cigarettes increases the risk of acute myelogenous leukemia.
>>156325984Sean and Norm wouldn't have met/known each other would they? Different comedy scenes
>>156326053Read the thread, it was real.
>>156317034>let me be clear. When it comes to the rights of transpersons in Canada, we can do better.
>>156326070Why, who else died? This is the Norm McDonald thread.
>>156326053nope not even for u
>>156326015>>156325891>>156325803I don’t think I’ll ever forget that plane crashing
I hope someone bought Norm the entire DVD box set of Matlock to assist in his battle.
>>156326098He meant Sean O'Connor, the future of comedy, who died of a heroin overdose 4 hours ago.
>>156316636What's going on here is unforgivable
Mid-90s SNL cast not having a great survival rate. Norm, Farley, Hartman, Hooks -- yet the majority of the cast from 70s SNL is still holding on.
>>156326178Doctor Midnight strikes again
This is my promise to everyone on /tv/: I will not eat a single morsel of food until Norm MacDonald is dead and buried.
It's funny how a lot of my favourite Norm stuff are anecdotes about Normhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc6Xzxt_vighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rFu_u71gashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R94Z5RJticAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVdsZYKkupU
>>156317060Brother told me
>it's realFuck, rip.
Do you guys remember when the Peter O'Toole ghost poster finally got his stickyThat was a truly legendary thread
>sticky>only 1000 postsGuess you really didn't care about him /tv/
>>156326368aye, good thread
>>156325235in the late 90s/early 2000s The Norm Show was shown really late at night here in the UK, my friend Adam and I would talk about it like it was just our thing
>>156326407Put your glasses on, moron, it's at 7739
>>156316636I was waiting for Norm to swerve them in the end, but it never happened? ;_;
>>156326407It's a rolling sticky, dumbass. We're currently at 7743.
For me, the absolute best bits from Norm are all the phone calls he made to Dennis Miller on his radio show. Anything with him and Dennis Miller is gold. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGNLRXO3Hd8
>>156326256I saw this one for the first time last night:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18FNLaXBE5YI found it hilarious that he would piss off an entire crowd just to make a joke back stage that only him and the other comedian he was talking to would get. Sums up just how much Norm didn't give a fuck as long as he was amusing himself and others
>>156322926holy shit I forgot he was in Klaus
The Champ is talking about NFTs on Twitter, Jim Rash doesn't have social media, and Rachel Ramras and Chuck Deezy don't use their Twitters. Are the only condolences really going to come from a bunch of has-been non-funny men who tried to throw Norm under the bus for being uncontainable and Seth MacFarlane? Fuck off
>>156326451>>156326541AAAAA STOP REPLYING TO OBVIOUS BAIT
>>156326619They're newfriends, they don't know any better
>>156324715Bad news for e-cigarette users: you look fucking stupid.
>>156326607PLEASE TELL ME THEY RECORDED ANOTHER SEASON
>>156326704It was abruptly cancelled a few months ago without a statement and I think we just figured out why.
>>156326619It's all pol kiddies. Go to any rolling sticky and there is literal spam about it "only being 1000 posts" and people replying omg newfig
>>156326547I enjoy Dennis' childlike infatuation with Norm but it's occasionally disruptive for him to be giggling like a schoolgirl throughout the bit
>>156326444Probably because you actually were the only two people watching it.
This TRAITOR piece of shit now whines about Norm?
>>156324715California signature kitchen pizza
>>156326759Why's Conan a traitor and why's he whining?
>>156325019I asked my Jewish friend what I should do and suggested that I burn the dummy, but I say two wrongs don't make a right.
>>156326444Wait, Adam? Adam Egret?You know, like the bird.
>>156325557huh, that's likely, thanks
>>156326607They all know that Norm was a misogynistic lecher, homophobe, transphobe and bigot whose legacy will be disassembled over the coming weeks.
>>156326809If you keep going for a 7000 reply thread and you barely get any bites, you aren't a very good troll.
>>156326759Are you talking about that appearance he didn't make around the time of the View nonsense?I think that ended up being an actual cancellation, and I'm pretty sure Norm showed up after that sometimeEither that or it was the meddling (((Swedish-German)))
>>156325281Yeah bro, cancer got him
>>156326784The smooth brain play is thinking that Norm wasn't on Conan's last show on TBS because he tweeted this outhttps://twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1408318593448566788Implying that Conan was too afraid to have him on, but now we know it's because his cancer was probably too far gone for him to make an appearance.>>156326809You gotta be brave to fish for a bait at 7k posts when nobody else is biting so have a freebie on me
>>156326809Disassembled by whom exactly?You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
>>156325235I'm old, so I remembered Norm from when he was on SNL. About 5 years ago I came across the moth joke and then went down a Norm rabbit hole for like a year.
>>156325235Not a burger so his older stuff never reached me. I think the first thing was some appearance on Conan.I then saw norm macdonald live and damn did that take off.Norm was a giant. His death made me really FEEL the depth of death being the end of one’s creative force.The fact that this man will never create anything more, and I will never laugh at something new of his filled me with despair for a brief moment.I know it all sounds super gay but it really hit me hard in the feels.
>>156319136>I quit but I’m about to start again, if I’m going to be stuck in this shit world I’m going to do whatever it takes to enjoy itDo whatever you want but you can't pretend you have a choice. Inside you there is a fault that doesn't allow you to choose.
In case anyone missed this, hopefully she is feeling ok
>>156321927Second place is...now don't laugh at the next part
>>156319136Have you ever read the uh, side of the thing?https://youtu.be/yzFVHCVUGak?t=81I wish these two had more appearances together, I think they'd work well after they stop stepping on each others' toes and missing swings.Ah well.
>>156321927>Normie beat Chad.
>>156317077Doing the Lords work brother. For every mean spirited reply there's someone who takes the message with him and carries it on, even if for just a moment.
>>156326918Same here. Well said.
>>156322725tv had a lot less users back then too
>>156326835>>156326877>>156326879It's known in comedy circles that he freely sexually harassed and at times sexually assaulted many women who worked at comedy clubs. There's plenty of survivors talking about it right now.
>>156317535imagine being filtered by Norms comedy
>>156327082The worst part about it is the hypocrisy.
>>156327082you should take a stroll down to the rickety stool store
>>156326547Dennis is such a sycophant that whole time that I can't listen.
>>156327082Yes, he even lied down on top of them after whispering I CAN GET US A BOTTLE
So basically>gets diagnosed with terminal cancer>decides to come out of hiding and have massive career resurgence>interviews and has long conversations with everyone hes interested in>writes a biography>Dies in a way that makes anyone who isnt a mentally ill troon admire the fuck out of himPretty based NGL, on par with Bowie
>>156327082It's true, he would offer them a cheese sandwich to lure them into the van.
>>156321648What does Jack Nicholson know?
>>156325557I can't find it, think I'm going to do my version if I can find the narration, what chapter does he read it in if you happen to know?
Whenever I had insomnia I would put on norm's podcast or stand up. With almost anything else my mind would wander and start thinking about my lack of sleep making it worse, but norm was always so funny that I couldn't focus on anything else but laughing and I could eventually fall asleep.The man literally made me laugh myself to sleep.
As a meme, of course he will get a sticky.But that's what he was.He was never funny.Some idiot was claiming last thread that he was sacked by a producer of SNL because he was making jokes about OJ not being innocent, as if nobody else was making those jokes and Norm was "giving it to the man, being against the grain".There was a larger issue at that time, which the trial brought up: innocent black people going to jail and guilty whites not going (cue the racist, high intellect norm fans coming at me like hyenas) and OJ was the news story that made that felt. Norm was white, making jokes about OJ being guilty, because he had no sense of his historical surroundings, he had no sense of humour. He was fired because he was dead weight to an already unfunny show, he was an idiot.The only reason he is placated is because american racists and their euro bootlickers project those exact same values at his "fame". It's because they feel vindicated and placated themselves that this guy was a celebrity.
>>156317807Women posting Ls online
>>156327196he was just that boring, folks
>>156322732I saw Gilbert walking down the street one day. He was wearing an oversized white shirt with some sort of graphic on it. It was not clean or ironed. Cool guy. I also saw Jerry Stiller being helped out of a car by two middle aged ladies. Just walking randomly around Manhattan is wild.
>>156327147The Bowie parallel is spot on. An entire decade, man. A true fucking artist.
>>156323198Pic related you fag but honestly I do find several women funny
>>156327147>Dies in a way that makes anyone who isnt a mentally ill troon admire the fuck out of himCan you stop?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNVB3hz_GD8
>>156327203You already posted this one
lmao women are fucking mentally ill
>>156327196>Whenever I had insomnia I would put on norm's podcast or stand upNow THAT'S funny
anyone has a link to his audio book? i wanna listen him
>>156327196I don't see how standing up would help you fall asleep but you do you anon
>>156325427I love the cameo in the second with that awful accent.He knew full well how to do a proper one and the fact he didn't is hilarious.
>>156283395>"In other news, comedian and SNL alumnus Norm MacDonald was reported to have passed away today. According to his family, he had secretly been dealing with cancer for over a decade, keeping it hidden so as to not worry people.">"When we reached to him for comment, Norm said nothing, because he was dead. From cancer."
>>156323198list some you virgin
>>156326784My guess is because Conan didn't have Norm on his final show.I don't think Conan did Norm dirty like that, not when Conan's been done dirty so often in his life. I mean who the fuck brings in clowns like Seth Rogen, who can't even string a sentence together without chuckling, over fucking Norm. Now we know why Norm couldn't be there, because he was literally dying.
>>156327222>that time Norm was asked why he only had dudes and Rosseanne on his show>it's supposed to be a comedy show - says Normlol, rip Norm
>>156327222So this, THIS is the power of a woman's intellect. Whoa....
>>156326842He never showed up after that. Conan banned him
>>156327355Not him and I'm not fond of women, but as an Australian I really find a lot of Aussie female comedians funny. Gina Riley, Jane Turner, Magda Szubanski. I know zero funny American/Canadian/UK comedians though.
>>156327222What the hell is wrong with these people “oh yeah I’m a real fan he’ll tell me the truth, that he secretly LOVES female comics”
>>156327082possibly the worst gimmick a comics ever had
>>156327431lol shut up.
>>156317495you have to go back
It's sad now that we now he was sick, he even spent his last months with his mother
>>156327431Those aren't comedians they're comic actresses. Any woman can read a funny script (written by a man).
>>156327384>>it's supposed to be a comedy show - says NormHe said that when that limey faggot from The Office said that he didn't have any black guests
Why do women and troons always have to make things about themselves? Disgusting behaviour.
>>156327398>American AirlinesReminds me of that tragedy..
>>156327478Their show Kath & Kim is hilarious. But you won't like it because I know where this is going. Also, it's pretty Australian humor, doesn't translate well.
>>156327147There's also Sean Lock who only died a few weeks ago. Very funny British comedian, lived with cancer for years, but still did shows. He never publicly announced he had cancer but he did a season of 8 out of 10 Cats with a shaved head and a very strained voice where it was pretty clearly from the chemotherapy.
>all those stories about Norm not showing up for lunch or drinks or whatever>ah he's so unreliable>meanwhile he had leukemia
I hate the anti-christ but i loved norm macdonald
>>156327487You know Kath and Kim was their show, no?
>>156327487But their shows are written by them, anon... (I know you won't reply to/acknowledge this)
>>156327431Ah yes, australian female comedianshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTd0crm1rt8
>>156327458They crave for validation but Bill Burr said it best "Shut up, quit whining and do your thing, be good"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pn1RVZu-24
Do one of you cool cats have a link to like an mp3 or something of Norm's audiobook you could share?
>>156327540So many of his jokes too can be looked at in a completely different light now. Some adding even more humor and some just depressing. Even in death he found a way to keep us entertained .
>>156327431Maria Bamford is extremely talented and hilarious, and I guess Christina P is ok, much better than a bunch of male standup jobbers at the very least. All the same they're exceptions, and saying that the overwhelming majority of popular female standup comics are trash is fundamentally correct
>>156327610lol. She's the fucking worst, I'll give you that.
For me, it's Dirty Johnny and his moral about not fucking with Uncle Terry when he's been drinking
>>156319204I assume they're all being asked where they get their ideas from
>>156327540There was one where he was invited to watch a game at a bar or something and showed up 3 hours later after it ended and they just wanted to go home, I forget who it was withI wonder if they're wishing they had spent a little more time that night or not.A bit of a different angle now
>>156327431Kath and Kim fucking sucked.
>>156327536Kath & Kim is dogshit
>>156327637Any recs for kino poker Norm? I enjoyed pic related so much.
>>156327565>>156327581Explains why I never actually thought it was funny
>>156327677nick swardson episode
Paul newman told me, you never get over it!
>>156327222This proves beyond a doubt that he was /ourguy/
>>156327653>but the land was uneven..
>>156327677I was thinking about this one too.And Spade talking about how he always wanted to get lunch but they never made it work, or he wouldn't respond to phone messages etc.
>>156321927I thought Chadwick Boseman was a nice guy, he obviously hated all the sjw bullshit around Black Panther and he battled cancer quietly.
>>156327637some anon uploaded it yesterday on pirate bay, cant find the link but Im seeding
>>156327483it really is brave/defiant/inspiring to go through that and still be the funniest person in the room
>>156327726You know what they're calling it these days?"Dirt Nap".I think we all have a Norm-shaped hole in our heart.
>>156323629>young, fit Norm McDonaldat the risk of sounding like a bandwagoning faget (it's been on my to do list for a while), i just saw dirty work too and the guy was handsome no homoi liked it, it's underappreciated. seeing norm and artie star in a comedy while being restrained by the studio makes the whole thing a pretty cool oddity
>>156327540I think it's incredible that his best output (NML and the book) came out after his diagnosis. Man may have actually been addicted to workahol
>>156327677that was swardson
>>156327714You can't change your stance. You already implied it was funny because they had male writers. So fucking annoying, I hate Internet debates.Then again, I'm defending women so I guess who gives a fuck about this going nowhere.
>>156327540>David Spade talking about how he would just disappear for daysFuck it makes so much sense
How would he want to be remembered bros?
Not ONE black comedian has said anything about Norm. WHY?
>>156327789I say i-run and he's up my asshole for four fuckin' days
>>156327825to be fair, him and Spade have known each other since the early 90s. i think he's always been like that. it also so happens to be why no one was tipped off when he got sick
>>156319341More of a comment really
>Norm gets to Heaven>St Petersburg says "You are may ask God any one question and he will answer">Norm ponders for a moment>"Where do you get your ideas from?"
whats the difference between the memoir/not a memoir copies?
>>156324478>Yeah some guy told me that poem the night before>Let me perfectly recite all 15 paragraphs of it from memory after hearing it one time lolPeople sometime have these really extraordinary but unappreciated talents.
>>156327879Cast eyeron grilling grates!
>>156327873Still mad over the ESPYs
>>156327884What's the traffic like on the highway to hell?
I saw Rich Little in Vegas this year because of Norm. I thought I had more time to see Norm in person. Can’t believe he outlived him.
>>156327183Chapter 23: Make A Wish
>>156327610Australians in general have room temp IQthe best comedy you'll get over there is just watching the locals
>>156327940You're making a mockery of the man grate. What, do you think they're flimsy?
>>156323189Patrick Swayze is dead? I didn't even know he was sick
>>156327843funny and sad
>>156327873Vince Champ had some very nice words to say about him but the warden hasn't released them yet.
>>156327843>describing the pain of cancer>now know that he was describing his own experience
>>156327847You're a fucking beautiful person and I thank you.Here's my favorite Norm clip in gratitude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm88chwq30w
>Now Norm, I understand you have cancer?
>>156327847based. 8hours of pure, uncut Norm. thanks anon
>>156327850As the man that never got a drivers license
>>156327888Don't quote me, but from whatI can find, the "a memoir" copies are either an earlier edition, or the international release.Not a memoir is either the second edition or the American release. Both have the same number of pages, and the audiobook is only known as "not a memoir"There is no solid information beyond library sites having "a memoir" about 6 months before "not a memoir".
>>156328119couldn't be more leashed
>>156328095That special is from 2011, so he didn't have it at the time.
>>156327888Holy shit I never new there was two covers
>>156327990the women do, no denying it
>>156328185I should add, I have a "not a memoir" on my book shelf and the only difference I see is the cover being basically the same except for the subtitle change
When I heard about Norms death I thought it was tragic, at the time.
>>156328179he's literally me bros
>>156327850I think as a stand up comedian that was just lucky
>>156327904Pretty sure that had to be a joke. Like how he heard the moth joke from a cab driver on the way to Conan's show.
>>156327988Thank you kind stranger.
>>156328185>"A memoir" is the international releaseMight check out, homie is in a Canadian book store apperently
Have we overtaken Miura's sticky yet?
Norm died yesterday and it's only now I can look back on it and laugh
https://www.instagram.com/p/CT0eRPNgt85/God damn this made me tear up. Adam explaiins everything so perfectly here
well bros, had a good night's sleep and I still feel demoralizedwho are you guys holding up?
>woke up>Norm is still dead and it wasn't some elaborate dream:(
>>156328289probably, but there are tales of people that could play a whole piano piece after hearing it played in the other room, there are people that run 100m under 10 seconds, people that can deadlift 1100lbs. Humans are surprising sometimes
>>156319002they called him the grey man
>>156328491He'll miss that $15 dollar allowance.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CT0eRPNgt85/Adam shares his thoughts.
>>156328495I had a dream about Norm last night. I was at the airport waiting for my flight and Norm was there sitting a few chairs away. "Hey where are you heading." I asked him.He just looked and me and smiled and said "I'm going someplace far away, but a part of me will always be right here."Then I smiled as I looked at his weathered face and realized it was not...him. Didn't even look like him.
>>156328495It came as a total surprise. :(
I wanna kill trannies so fucking bad
>>156328599>Sean Lockeoh yeah, how was his sticky? I forgot about /tv/ when I heard
>>156328495Bummed out, bro
>>156325235The moth joke probably, or the 9/11 bit from NML
>>156328495The last couple of years make complete sense now. I can't say his death was a total shock because I had seen pics and videos of him looking beaten down. I'm still shocked that he kept it totally secret since 2012 though. That is such a long fucking time to keep working and being funny while knowing that you're on a road to death. What a fucking artist. Too good for a lot of people to even appreciate.
https://youtu.be/VtZSbtPOEpc?t=128so funny. norm either forgetting shit or pretending to forget shit is great
>>156328615I saw Norm MacDonald at a drugstore in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HAH? HAH? HAH?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of Xanax in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the pill bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I cant find my signed copy of norm's book.
Didn't realize Molly Shannon had his back in the SNL days, was nice to learn.
>>156328780you've been looking for a while now
>>156328828i had to sleep last night, ive still got some spots left too look in the storage update in 2 hours
>>156326918>death being the end of one's creative forceExactly.We never knew the man, but we enjoyed what he created and looked forward to what he might create.There will be nothing new from Norm, and THAT is a big part of what we are mourning: the potential.
>>156328871Good luck brother
>>156328650>Sean Locke>stickythere was none
Norm Macdonald on the trans jokes he won't do anymore: “I came to an understanding that other people came to much sooner than I did… You don’t want to have a joke be misunderstood and then someone goes and beats up a trans person.”by the way, unbenownst to norm, the host in this interview is gay LOLOLOLOL https://youtu.be/ClmvGV3BY0Qbased over-a-day-long sticky. i guess /tv/ is overrun by trannies after all
>>156328773this one actually works because i could see him doing all of these things
Watch Conan backtrack his norm tweet because of that cunt yesterday
>>156328429I think based Miura's sticky was over 30k postsNorm deserves similar numbers, but I think Berserk might have even been bigger than Norm, as far as this site goes
>>156326918If we're lucky he might have finished his second book before he couldn't write anymore. ;_;
>>156328903There was but it didn't last anywhere near as long.
>>156328495Still bummed out. I don't usually give this much of a fuck when a celebrity dies, but something about Norm's death really got me, it's weird. I think it had to do with the fact that it just came out of nowhere, and how he kept it a secret from everyone. I guess that when I die that's the way I'd probably go too, just by myself and perhaps a couple of friends or close relatives that know my condition.
>>156328903>>156328968That's a shame, Sean was a good bloke
>>156328892It's pretty amazing to think even with the success he had and the shit he was going through that he was STILL on the grind doing what he loved to do. Death is the end, but what about what's inbetween... holy shit I think I should work on my art today.
>>156327122He's the last of my 3 favourites, the other two being Patrice and Norm
>>156323438norm holding the pencil for that impression cracks me up
>>156328962Did he talk about his second book?
DID HE FINISH THE SECOND BOOK?
>>156319932then why doesn't China just take it then?
>>156329069>>156329087Hopefully he completed enough of it that the last chapter can literally be like the end of Dirty work. >And then Norm got cancer and died. He's fucking dead. That's it.
I don't wanna tell my dad that Norm died. He might never find out though. The last CD he put on and we listened to together was actually Me Doing Standup like a week ago. I had all the first season of NML and we listened to the Gilbert Gottfried one when he drove me to University. He still can't believe Adam Egret tongued Hitler's asshole.
>>156328923I'd like to think he won't, the whole thing's over and done. The man is dead. If you wanted to make allegations you had ample amounts of time. His estate isn't going to give you anything.
>>156324559here's the interview linkhttps://twitter.com/journorosa/status/1437909048452583433
never again will we have such a based comedian RIP Norm
>>156329167I hate these fucking cunts so much.
>>156329069>>156329087Norm Macdonald@normmacdonald·Mar 28thank you so much. I'm very proud of the book and am presently working on my second.https://twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1376108930254839809I thought I saw another tweet by him saying it was finished or almost finished, but this is the last thing he said about it. If he got worse in the past month, that leaves about 4 months since he tweeted that. I dont know if thats enough, sadly
Normie Normies Normie
>>156328495haven't gone to sleep yet, been drinking since last night. Not sure when I'll stop, honestly. Gotta say though, it's been happier than sad. There is so much stuff to remember and reminisce over, and I guess it's easier to skip the sad because it's over phase and go straight to the happy because it happened one when you've only ever known someone from afar. My only regret is never meeting the guy, seemed like an upright sort of fellow. Had I played my cards right, maybe I'd have a picture with him now, and a story about how he grabbed my ass I could tell randos on twitter. Too late, I guess
I always hoped Norm would make it to old man age. He could have been like rodney. I miss him, no other comedian left now who says whatever he wanted. This sucks.
what the fuck are the chances the 2 funniest guys in the world would meet and become friends? like 100%?
>you will never hear the legendary answering machine bit
>>156329373He made it to old man spiritually, at least.
>>156329373>>156329418He was a decrepit old fossil from like 30 onward.It's a skill I'm trying to cultivate.
>>156322154>wrestling and reality tv star who became president wouldn't get a sticky
>>156329313lmfao at her kvetching on twitter rn >I don't lie>incels are angry at me >HELP! >I NEED A KITTEN
>>156328584Norm trolling Adam always was hilarious
>>156319086If you already have cancer it really doesn't matter anymore
>>156329313>>156329508>polluting the thread honoring Norm with some random whore's twitter screencapsShe wins thanks to you. Fuck off already.
>>156283395Nothing against Norm at all but where the fuck was the sticky for Michael K Williams?
>>156325921>the guy made a mockery of the entire country.this country made a mockery of itself through 4 years of tantrum-throwing, sabotaging, and bitching, you mean.
>Bill Cosby is my hero>I always wanted to be like him, tried to emulate him>But I didn't like his stand-up>I liked the way he was, as a manWow, he was hiding in plain sight.
>>156329633It's funny, go be an anal bitch somewhere else. You sound like a woman.
>>156319477We all know who really did it
>>156329418>>156329478He was an old man at like 5.Being raised by an older father does that to you.
How Rob Schneider found out about Norm's cancerhttps://youtu.be/7NE_dlCsPY4?t=1412
>>156329010>Death is the endHahaha NOPE.t. reincarnated anonNorm's most likely back already too. :)
>>156329806t. will never have a stickykeep your chin up sport
>>156329397Why Super Dave's voice was so fucked up on his last years? Was he a chain smoker?
>>156319846best thing about dead babies is you can mix them in a blender with salsathat's a joke you can taste
>>156329478People afraid of age have always made me laugh. Every old person I've ever known has had this "fuck you" attitude about them that I was so envious of. Being old is great. Give me wrinkles! Give me a gravelly voice! Bring on the white hair!
>>156329873It made it a lot more funny.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/statistics/lthreads/>7th largest /tv/ thread of all timeI kneel.
>>156329761All that's left of real comedians are right there, Rob Schneider and David Spade. Norm was even funnier than George Carlin. I said it.
>>156329157Post audio of your standup. We'll tell you if it's funny/shit.
>>156329912>Norm was even funnier than George Carlin. I said it.easily, not even a bold statement
>>156328615Looked like Ben Matlock.
>>156329873His voice was always like that when he did anything I saw (even the super dave show)I don't know if it was an act or not, I know Tom Waits deliberately started sounding like he chugs gravel when his music didn't make as much of a splash doing things normally.
>>156329873He also had cancer
>>156329748holy shit you can tell it's him>carrying a bookholy shit you can tell it's him alright
>>156329953>Me Doing Standupanon..
I've never cared about a celebrity death until now.Literal tears.I didn't even know he was sick.
>>156329873Could have been radiation treatment.
>>156329967I would have thought so before I gorged myself on Norm's material within the past few years due to his unrelenting basedness.Not to take away from Carlin, but overall, Macdonald is funnier.Not saying was, fuck that.
>>156320154https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKmadR4Ye54Him and carrot Top
I don't wanna keep listening/watching Norm clips bros, it's both funny and sad.
>>156320412AND Nicole Brown. What's his secret?
>>156329953here you go buddyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YTowNqTGns
>>156329761My favorite thing he did with Carolla was where they analyze Kenny Rogers songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHNhmwmNsPc
I've spent so many hours watching and listening to Norm. He was the most brilliant and unique comedian I've ever seen.
>>156322725>>156321927Surprised no Gandolfini
Adam Regret, like the bird FUCK THIS DEATH :(((((((((((
>>156330054I think since we can binge all of this obscure stuff on youtube now, the two funniest comedians that emerge are Norm and Patrice. The guys who were big stars and had big shows and didn't do random radio shows for no money can't compete.
>>156330313an underrated classic
>>156330313was a pleasant surprise these two had screentime together
>>156330313Not to be "LMAO DRUGS" but these are basically the three personalities cocaine gives you and seeing them all clash like that is fucking hilarious. Gordon's aggressively trying to keep it serious while Norm is bullying the fuck out of him and Conan is trying not to have a nervous meltdown because Gordon and Norm are turning the entire fucking segment into one long bleep.
>>156330313Man, it's great seeing all these again.I hope there are even more that I haven't seen yet
>>156329912Even Norm, humble fella he is, wouldn't disagree with you there I think. He likes Bob Hope and Brian Regan over Carlin types. He goes into it in this podcast, can't find the exact time but you should listen to the whole thing anyway, he talks about death and God as well, it's goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxEwRaT9Xzw
>>156330398Here's a great one you may not have seenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlsqmkW7No
turns out I never even owned the book I only had it on audiobook. fuck me the years and my mind have gone fast
>>156330323>PatriceThat one hurts too because he was cut down in his comedic prime, clearly.
>>156330434In addition to that of Bob Hope, I hope that someone will finally solve the baffling murder of Norm MacDonald.
>>156330434>Brian ReganI fucking love that guy. So goofy and his facial expressions put Jim Carrey to shame.
>>156330542I overheard the police saying that he was killed by a "tan sir", and you know what that means!
>>156283395dude.... what the FUCK??
>>156329912Schneider isn't funny, he's one of the ultimate examples of Jewish nepotism as 90% of his roles are courtesy of his semite buddies.
>>156283395Do you guys think this will get to be the most commented post on /tv/' s history
>>156330730No, we're within the top 10 officially according to the 4plebs largest threads calc:https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/statistics/lthreads/But number one had over 20,000, we're at 8000-ish and I doubt jannies will let this last longer than a day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoYUX3gqZs4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-skA4GhVX7kwas this the last standup he did?
>>156327712He commentated the last season of High Stakes Poker before it restarted last year. Unfortunately, it's pretty shit because it was right after the crash and all of the players are literally whos and it doesn't hold a candle to all the other seasons with Kaplan's commentary which is still the best poker show ever.
>>156327498I always hated Steven Merchant.
Now, explain to the folks at home who Norm is
>>156329912>real comedians>Rob SchneiderWhat's next, Paulie Shore? Carrot Top? You have to be fucking kidding.
>>156329907>#26 RIP PAUL WALKER
>>156330507Shame he only had the one special, but thank god for all of the hundreds of hours he has on OnA.Does Norm have any good appearances on OnA? I know they've talked about him and played some of his bits, but I can't recall him being a guest except for maybe once
>>156330803I think so. It's the last I remember seeing before he started doing his home stuff with his mom and whatever, there might have been another show that only got a crowd recording from a table or something
>>156330883Never heard of OnA until just now. Thanks!
>>156329520He was in on all of it, that's why it worked so well.
>>156330906It's a hell of a last act, doing covid comedy.
the more i hear about cancer, the less i care for it
For the anon keeping track, how do you check the most replied to threads on /tv/?
>>156330803This is his last stand up. March 2020https://odysee.com/@forbiddencontent:c/normmacdonaldmarch2020:3
>>156330730Probably. Only the dumbest people like him and they post the most shit here.
>>156330881There are a lot of latinos on 4chan who would've flocked from the other boards upon hearing the news.
>>156330978You care for cancer, anon? Stop it! How many years have you been listening to its problems and giving it the extra push it needs?Fucking prick!
>>156331010Why this weird website instead of YouTube? Kill yourself
>>156330883Yeah he was a guest once, with Colin Qunn, but there was a notorious end to that segment when Jim Norton was being a little bitch about Brock Lesner visiting the show and basically shooed Norm out. Fucking hate that little faggot for that. Norm never came back.
>>156331010Thank you brother.
>>156330944Oh man, you're in for a treat. If you're a fan of Patrice, Louis, Burr, and loads of other comedians, they all have a lot of great appearances
>>156329907>implying that's a sign of anything goodPretty indicative of how moronic his fanbase is and nothing else.
>>156331115>unironically posting about "le mainstream" in the year 2021take a shave and lose the flannel
all these years everyone was ragging on norm to get a new tv show and do this or that. he took it in stride
>>156331115thanks for the bump ;*)
>>156331159dale earnhardt jr
>>156331079You can right click save that video you ungrateful swine!
>>156331090Yeah, now that you mention it, that's unfortunately the episode I remember
I’ve banged 8 black women and his death really saddened me. I would have liked to see him as an old man, telling his old man act.
>>156321648Based Jack cursing Norm for you know what.
still havnt figured out if adam is actually a great comedian with good intentionally bad timing or if he was just the perfect punching bag for the show and just had no ego about the whole thingPretty sure he worked on some of the jokes in the background, like the blue cards
>>156331109I love these kinds of discoveries, thank you, anon. You're a good guy. Eh yeah Bill Burr ok, I don't care for is cuckiness, but he is very funny. Louis CK? Meh. He's been hilarious, I know, but it seems to me those days are gone. And his masturbation jokes and other "super edgy" jokes just don't really do it for me, but I like him anyway for the most part.
>>156321520>why was this Fag MacFaggot famous??He wasn't. He has an extremely autistic fanbase on 4channel though.
>>156331225>perfect punching bag for the show and just had no ego about the whole thingthat was it.he was the Karl Pilkington in that relationship.
I only watched like...4 or 5 Norm bits.I'm 27 years old.
>>156331211Can't a man relax?
it’s a weird feeling to no longer know who the funniest man alive is….. fuck I’m gonna miss him so much
>>156331190>implying I can't do that on my ownKill yourself
>>156326955Teared up a little at this. People standing up for each other is all we've got, bros.
>>156329777Triple 7s confirms. He's lucky!
>>156331245Pure cope. NBC;et al made his death the top story for a while outlined in red, usually reserved for a war breaking out.Norm is immortal, and you will be immediately forgotten.
>>156322039whats it about
>Norm Macdonald>only 1000 replies In 24 hoursSad!
>>156331301probably bill burr
F. Norm was a legend. His welder joke is iconicRIP to a great
>dying of cancer out of nowheremaybe the worst gimmick a comedian ever had
>>156331301He certainly wasn't. He would be offended by you saying such a ridiculous thing.
>>156331225Adam manages one of the biggest comedy clubs in LA, he's a well known figure in the world. He probably isnt a great comedian but still clearly knows a lot about comedy so Norm and him found the perfect role.
>>156331301>>156331322Brian Regan, no doubt in my mind.
>>156329907>2016 Oscars got 22,000 posts in 5 hoursjesus
I’m not sure if men like this exist anymore
>>156331315>Caring about nbcYikesYou will die soon and remembered by nobody.
>>156331225i look at it like the karate kid and mr miyagi. except the karate kid cant fight and just sucks a lot of cocks for money.
>>156327082And one of those survivors? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
>>156331317we're at 8k replies at the moment
>>156331322>>156331362Nah, Joe Rogan... And the Death Squad
>>156331393>n-n-NO U!Hahaha better get to work on being a kind and good person, anon. ;)
>>156331376The 2016 Oscars are clearly better than Norm according to the retarded logic of his fans.
>>156331358yeah thats the only real reason why I think its an act, but maybe he knows he isnt funny at all and thats how it works, I assume if he considered himself funny that he would try and redeem his image subconsciously in some way, egoless people dont really exist
>>156331301>>156331322>>156331362>sleeping on Dave Attell
>>156331427Didn't read lolKeep seething, you're acting like a 12 year old fangirl, princess.
>>156331322A random cashier at Home Depot is funnier than that pathetic cuck
>>156331406BUCKLE UP BITCHES!THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLISTTO POP YOUR:>ALPHA BRAIN>SHROOMTECH>KRILL & MCT OIL>PRIMATE CARE PILLShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIESFOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDADUDE BOOOOM LMAODUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS">"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"- Joe Rogan, 2015>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING- Brought to you by SquareSpace©cue the hempforce mustard
>>156320126It's the cancer treatment, shrunk his hands, and probably his cock.
>>156331406>Joe RoganLOL Fuck Joe Rogaine he's a gatekeeping sellout in the same vein as Alex Jones, carefully calculating his every move and statement to make semi-like-minded people look insane and stupid.And he's never, ever been funny. Not once. Never made me laugh. I was shocked when I learned that's still in his job description.
>And what they do is they attack your heart>'Cause this is all the heart understands - violanceGOAT
>>156331450Norm Macdonalds fans are braindead retarded, I know. Just like their idol now and while he was alive.
>>156331476>>156331451>>156331406>>156331362Probably louis CK if we're being honest
>>156331476Enough about Norm
>>156331451Dave's been quiet for years it seems, what's he even doing anymore? Insomniac was fucking great for TV.>>156331470One more (you) for (((you)).
>>156331495It was a joke that Norm made on his show with Bobby Lee about Rogan and his "death squad" comedy group, I recommend watching that episode, very funny.
How are they going to close THAT casket?
>>156319700>>156319712>>156319734>>156319758>>156319770>>156319779The comment was deleted. What I miss?
>Belmondo diesno sticky>literal fucking WHO from united starts of amerifart deadsticky
>>156331514Yeah, Louis or Attell for me. Louis really surprised me with how good his last special was. Not as good as Hilarious, but easily the best from anyone in awhile
>>156331577come on, a guy died
>>156331549He put out another special called Road Work a few years back, it was top tier.Actually, after checking it out that was in 2014, damn.
>>156331625webm of Chinese woman who fed her infant to a hungry crocodile
>>156323198You must not own a dog house.RIP Norm.
>>156331627Norm was Canadian
One day i will journey to his gravesite and leave a bottle of wild turkey 101.
>>156331301Would Chapelle count since he's back now?
>>156331638... because of his erection...
>>156331384I'm right here.
>>156331689and a plate full of tomato sandwiches
>>156331653Road Work made me wonder why Attell doesn't do more shit. It's fucking amazing.
>>156331689he only drank 3 times in his life he was fooling everyone
>>156331689Does anyone know of any funeral plans or where he will be buried?
>>156331634Hes consistent enough that you know hes genuinely really funny, it's not just a bunch of hard work, and as big as he got purely from being funny is pretty rare, usually they have to have a gimmick or look good or have some crazy connections etc, but he's just straight up funny
>>156285169He went to the reunions you bet your ass they'll run do a tribute but the irony will be that they choose his OJ joke to run again
>>156331684>Normhow is that even a name
I blame the Swedish Germans for this tragedyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyLwbjSg3jQ
>>156331689and one of them pies from the windowsill, that an old chunk of coal might have a bite to eat
>>156331301For me, it's Steve Martin
>>156331702he would count if he never came back, but he came back and ruined his whole legacy
>>156331756The "special ed kids and the dolphins" bit had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
>>156331847this is a statement of fact^
>>156331818it's short for Normanuel
>>156331627Nobody gives a fuck about Belmundo you fucking shit
>>156331225I've always wanted to ask Adam where he gets his ideas from.
>>156331818His full name is Normandy Mackenzie Donaldson
>>156331653Haven't seen that either, hope it's worth it. Love me some Attell.
>>156331782He drank a few times on Tom Green's old show. He liked the booze.
>>156331926He gets his ideas from underneath the Queens borough bridge, $15 a pop
>>156331911Your character in Castlevania.
>>156331225It's a bit of both. Adam runs a massive comedy club and basically keeps one of the main arteries of what's left of the American comedian scene running. Even if he's not naturally funny, he knows a joke and he's likely set up a bunch of punchlines himself because he knew it'd work but knew to leave it to the actually funny guy to spearhead everything.
Goodnight sweet prince
>>156331837Boomers leave boddicker.jpg
has carolla apologized for publicly calling dylan a tranny on the day of his fathers death yet?
>>156329777maybe in like 7 billion years
it's only now that i can look back and laugh
>>156332041You are probably correct sir.
>>156331549He did a thing for Netflix with Jeff Ross that was pretty amusing
>>156330562Agreed. Most comedians, Norm included, seem to agree that clean comedy is harder to master. I guess he also liked it because, to quote the guy:>It's one thing to make people laugh, it's another to make people smileOne thing that's surprising, because you'd think someone that likes literature so much would be all about the text as far as comedy is concerned, is how much importance Norm gives to execution. You can see it in his stuff. He seems to really like the storyteller aspect to stand-up comedy. I suspect that the reason he enjoys long winded "time wasting" jokes is that he likes the art of making people hang on to your every word, how to add color through small inflections and turns of phrases, how to command's people attention. For me what's enjoyable about the moth joke isn't the punchline, it's the getting there. I guess maybe that's what he got from all that book reading. It's not the story itself, it's the telling. Or maybe he got it from his father, who knows. Whenever he praises other comedians too, it's always about execution.
six hundred or six million, it was still a tragedy
*sniff* ..a real jerk!
>>156332154He says six thousand, I say six million. You probably agree with a number in between those two.
>>156331926Ralph's, Beverly Drive, Meat Department
>>156331926he gets them at ralphs
literally who the FUCK is that person
>>156332136Norm really respected comedy, and worked on making actual jokes.>I can look at other art forms and see how postmodernism has destroyed them, and now threatens to destroy stand-up. It’s the height of narcissism to write meta-comedy, because people aren’t interested in comedy. They’re interested in going home after shoveling shit all day and then seeing some fool perform. That’s not to say that comedy can’t make a greater point, because it can. But it can’t make a greater point by screeching to a stop in the middle of the comedy show, making a point, and then going back to the jokes. You’ve got to craft the point into the joke. I always bristle when people say, “The comedian is the modern-day philosopher.” There are modern-day philosophers.
>>156332253Of course it's not funny it was a tradegy
>>156332136It’s why he hated being labeled an anti-comic or that he did anti-jokes, as many have erroneously done.
>>156332281Or so the Germans would have us believe...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFjEvl43zYY
>>156332281>>156332321What happened in Germany was a tragedy, but I think what happened with Stalin was way worse
indian comedians are doing a tribute stream for beloved norma right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdECdPW0MmI
>>156332154>>156332217Every time we have a conversation the topic always drifts to the fuckin smokestacks at birkenhau being the wrong angle or too small, this fucking guy
>>156332203>they had sex>... we don't have to be coarse about it but yes
>>156332358I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR YEARS
>>156332136>how much importance Norm gives to execution. You can see it in his stuff. He seems to really like the storyteller aspect to stand-up comedy. I suspect that the reason he enjoys long winded "time wasting" jokes is that he likes the art of making people hang on to your every word, how to add color through small inflections and turns of phrases, how to command's people attention.Yes YES!His Albert Fish joke had be gasping for air.>I guess maybe that's what he got from all that book reading. It's not the story itself, it's the telling. Or maybe he got it from his fatherIt's both I'm sure of it. Execution is always most of it, in everything. People generally aren't dumb and can tell if you honestly care.
>>156332358Goddamn I miss Norm
>stand up """comedy"""
>>156331702don't really like chappelle when he started chainsmoking.he doesn't have that comedic voice anymore. now he sounds like those old, thick-voiced, white guys he used to impersonate on stage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqt7QAXYiWg>Well, you know, a man grows.
>>156332336This is how it always starts with him. "But Stalin was just as bad!"
>>156332343based, just tuned in and agreeing with everything they’re saying (the parts I can understand)
>>156332413more like dance down unfunny
>>156332343this is awesome
when I die I wanna be cremated and my ashes spread eagle and fucked fucked hard like a fuckin real tramp
>>156332267This is from the Vulture interview for those wondering.https://www.vulture.com/2021/09/norm-macdonald-in-conversation.html
>>156332432How is this funny? Am I supposed to laugh because they play a record of audience laughing?
Can someone re-post the message where that comedian tells norm that he lost $11k in gigs due to corona and norm replies with "you lost a whole year of gigs???"
I used to like Norm MacDonald.I still do, but I used to, too.
>>156332432HAHAHA! Conan's reaction too.
>>156332524One of his best streams of consciousness
>>156332577It's called a "conversation".
>>156331301It's less likely to be a comedian and more a living trainwreck like DarksydePhil.
The greatest tragedy, for me, is that Norm never met Karl Pilkington. Now that would have been a real meeting of the mind.
>>156325425Why I remembered (and repeated) this joke forever, I will never know. Works with Less Than Jake, too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zjr9hh9ZIM
>>156331342It's a great bit, but you can only do it once.
>>156332381heh, Gilbert's reaction was hilarious
>>156332267>I always bristle when people say, “The comedian is the modern-day philosopher.” There are modern-day philosophers.even when he's not trying to be funny he's funny
>>156332670That glare makes it look like he's wearing one of those crown birthday hats from burger king or something and honestly it would still fit.
>>156332651To be fair to Karl he actually might be a genius, he just doesn't know it
>>156331669Never cared much about those Chinese fellas
>>156332651i think norm asks merchant about karl doesnt he?
>>156327431ITS DADS BLOODY GOOGOO HISTORY
>>156325425his dumb jokes were also up there with his savage comedy>A French man, who calls himself “The Human Snake,” was arrested this week after climbing up the side of a Manhattan high-rise. Yep, he climbed right up the side of a high-rise. Just like a snake!
NORMY NORMY NORMY
>>156331225I always figured it was the former, being really good at being intentionally bad that is. It really shows in the firstd episode. See: the "dying of salt" segment
>>156321927toasting to an epic bread
>>156332722I unironically thing Karl is a genius. His thoughts are above what most people think about, and I think him and Norm would have had amazing conversations.
>>156321927Blessed old chunk of coal finally became a diamond
>>156332803This actually makes me sick because most comics won't even get close to 11k.
>>156332803based. thanks anon.
>>156332812Dave actually liked him unlike Andy Richter the Swedish Germ
>>156332818A TOAST! To a great man who obviously cared for people and made the world a better happier place-to Norm Macdonald!May his legend never fade.
>>156332755Adam does.Ricky + Karl on NML would have been great. I would love to see Karl reading jokes.
thread theme I guesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jzzPUJeSd0
>>156331514louis was good back in the day but his new sets are kinda weird. hes still funny but for example he spends like 20 minutes on how his mom must have fucked alot of guys in his post metoo set. maybe back in his prime he was, now hes too corrupted
>>156332343do the jokeful
>>156332803was he hip with young comedians? I know he liked tim dillon.
Why are comedians so transphobic?
>>156325019His delivery on those bits is unbelievable. "He's just plain wrong", and he makes it hilarious
>>156332943he would not have laughed at a single joke and it would have been kino
>>156322286Life's a real motherfucker.
>>156332996>Note: This interview was originally published on September 13, 2018. We have republished it following the news of Macdonald’s death on September 14, 2021.
>>156326009I bet all 5 of them would think you a pleb for thinking they are funnier than Norm.
>>156333011nah he wouldve. itd be laughing karl like when he travelled and met funny people
>>156332651A real stream of consciousness
>>156332985The only reply to that is a troll comment so I'm assuming that screencap is of your own tweet
>>156283395I hate to be the "literally who" guy, but do I need to be a burger to know who this is?
This thread has gotten big. To big to fail
>>156330434I listened to a lot of it, the part about comedians starts at about 51:00 if anyone’s curious
>>156333111you have to be a non pleb comedy fan, so if you're not into comedy then I don't blame you for not knowing him
>>156333145quite al to quite
>robbed of roughly 20 more years of normit hurts so much bros
>>156332737Chinamen. You know, men from China. Not much of a slur.
>>156332985if I was a clown without jokes I'd hate comedians, too.
>>156333145too seed to feed
>>156333111He's Canadian, so no
>>156333170>non pleb comedyso... not funny comedy fan
>>156333194He's not wrong.
>>156333111Why do you fags keep asking this? I’m British and have loved norm for years, it’s nothing to do with being a burger, he’s just funny. Plus, he’s Canadian.
>>156333111It was an international tragedy
>>156332985It's good to see the clown community speak out about coulrophobia, but I'm not sure about this one's strange stance on solidarity with transvestites. Fear is a natural thing.
>>156325235Norm from Fairly Odd Parents strictly speaking but Norm's podcast got me hook on Normohol
>>156332267Of course and if you watch his specials they are rife with hilarious, carefully crafted jokes. Even his talk show appearances. My point was (or is now at least) that he understood the value of comedy outside of stories and the value of stories outside of jokes. His "wasting time" material is more punched up than most other standups "netflifx special grade" material. Again, moth joke on Conan:>my driver told me*laugh*>that's how I get all my material*laugh*>why don't we just have him on then>nah that guy....wait till you see me do it*laugh*Is the last one a joke or is it just him making the point that execution matters? Both.And we're not even in the story yet. And once he starts telling the story, if there's no laugh there's the fascination with how he tells it, it's a tale. What I'm trying to say is that a lot of comics rely on setup punch setup punch setup punch but Norm could read Beowulf or tell jokes and he'd have my attention just the same. He's mastered jokes but more importantly he's mastered captivating an audience, and a lot of the humor comes from how he tells it rather than what story he tells
>>156332979>do the jokefulhorrifying
>>156333226Opposite, you have to like real comedy and not ironic or meta comedy
>>156332381Gilbert was a good sport on that one
>>156332957I didn't realize Letterman has a special counsel credit on this instance of the show.I still can't get the hang of letterman but he can't be as bad as I used to think if Norm was all-in for him as has been shown repeatedly
norms one of the only things ive never bothered to try and explain to friends etc, I just accept that if you're into his schitck you love him but if you're not its pointless to try and explain or say why its funny
I am genuinely sad over this, no celebrity death made me feel this way. I kept hoping Norm MacDonald LIVE would come back in some shape or form.RIP Norm, you will always be missed
>>156333426Dave was actually hilarious in a subtle repetitive way, when I was like 17ish still at my parents with a tv that had 4 channels I used to catch the late show every night and he unironically became hilarious over time, at first I didn't really like it but it was something to watch but I rate him pretty funnyDid Norm ever actually take Dave up on his offer to hang out before he died though?
>>156325235It was a clip of that 9/11 "reminds of a tragedy" bit from NML that someone shared right here on 4chan, don't remember which board tho. I thought it was the funniest shit ever and then looked him up. Sinple really
>>156332979>>156333348No, we're not doing the joke-off
>>156333362real comedy like >so I know a guy he has INSERT FUNNY NAME HERE and he's like..... ha ha ha.... yeah and he's like ha ha ha ha.... and his wife is like...
Once again, asking mods to put up Norm's favorite song on the thread. https://youtu.be/tsxt2ycanBw
He never got to talk to Jordan Peterson even after humbly asking twice because he was in a benzo induced coma while he had cancer...feels bad man.
>>156333637>Norm liked Petersteinfucking DROPPED
>>156325235I saw him on that roast years ago and found it hilarious then forgot about him, then I think I got randomly recommended a couple letterman interviews on youtube, then NML etc I actually remember being a kid and seeing the norm show play on sunday afternoons in the dead slot on my local tv and remember thinking wtf is this guy why would people watch this boring shit
>>156333637jbp ruins everything
>>156329761They took it down
I hope Norm's funeral is just Adam Eget awkwardly eulogising him with terrible jokes that don't land
>>156333637That defiitely would have been one of my favorite videos ever.
>>156321831norm could tell jokes that would normally offend a lot of people without anyone at all getting mad, probably due to his delivery
jiru nightmares of ass rape
>>156331806Louie's gimmick is being self-deprecating and showing off his white guilt
>>156283395RIP you old chunk of coal
>>156333765I wonder if he would have revealed his power level or use it for comedy. I would've loved for it to happen but LMAO BENZO
>>156333761I now need this.
>>156333535It makes me genuinely happy to know people became fans later in his career like this.
Not even going to shitpost. I’ve been off the internet for awhile and this is the first thing I hear about… Rest in peace, Norm. I am glad you had your faith.
>>156333669Norm is a literal boomer. he simply didn't know any better
>>156332041Curb is one of the funniest shows of all time, but Larry himself isn't very funny or quick-witted IRL
>>156333669Norm is a Christian and probably liked Jordan Peterson's Bible series
>>156333917because you millenial zoomers know more kek
>>156333927>Larry himself isn't very funny or quick-witted IRLHe is though. Maybe his humour is, excuse the pun, curbed because of the show, but he is a funny, witty guy.
>>156333838from what i've seen in interviews norm doesn't need to hide behind comedy to talk about serious matters. i think a conversation with peterson would've been mostly serious, considering norm respected peterson's work, but sprinkled with some really good jokes norm would think of in the spot
I hope normie copped a good firm handful of ass if he's gonna get called a predator before his body is even in the ground
>>156333963Doesnt he know that Peterstein is a drug addicted capitalist?
Was it confirmed what kind of cancer he had?
>>156329720you guessed it, frank stallone
>>156334042Norm was a coke addicted gambler, bless his heart.
>wake up >he's still gone >it's real God damn, man
>>156334058I've read leukemia but I haven't seen a source for that yet
>>156330313What a complete mess, lmao
>>156333459sometimes when norm got interviewed he knows some of his jokes are coming out shitty but he still owns it and doesn't stammer or act embarrassed. simply did not give a fuck
>>156333908NML Norm was peak Norm imo
>>156334026He's not even really a comedian per se. He barely ever did any stand-up.
we can at least take solace in Seth Meyers getting his first laugh, by reciting Norm jokes in tribute
Maybe Norm passed at the right time? Society is falling apart due to the Jews.
>>156334030My sense is that norm was absolutely redpilled on Jungian/Christian exploration and he wanted to lay it all down.>just another comedian with a podcast
>>156334005>defending a zionist grifteryes, millenials do know more than boomers on this shit
>>156334157Even on SNL, Meyers was just a lower quality attempted replacement of Norm.
>>156334181im not defending him Im shitting on you zoomie
Thanks to Norm I learned that just because I masturbated to that picture of a guy falling to his death on 9/11, doesn't mean I have to share it. RIP
Whatever happened to the Mangrate?
>>156334042>CapitalistSounds like commie gobbledygook
>>156334152I agree, he was by his own words afraid of doing comedy in front of an audience.He only discovered his performing potential playing himself.But he is, in my opinion, a funny guy by any definition of the term.
>>156334249>CHICKEN. STEAK. HAS NEVER TASTED SO GOOD
>>156334173Norm had humility. He knew his place in life
>>156334157It's times like this, when nothing really seems to make any sense, when I can't figure out a good reason to get out of bed in the morning, that I kneel down, bow my head, and ask myself "What would Seth Meyers do?"
>>156334309and that place was another mans asshole by god
>>156334249Andy Dick killed the sponsorship.
get some appropriate music goinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nXFDU_wW6k
>>156334249WHAT IS THE MANGRATE, YOU ASK?IT HAS HEAVY DUTY GRILLING GRATES
>>156334309Absolutely grounded and humble. Shame it didn't happen.
>>156334173>>156334030>>156334309why is this Peterson´?
>>156334197Well yea he admitted himself he admired Norm growing up and had to stop himself from copying Norm too much while doing the weekend updates
>>156334249Sean McCarthy said today that Norm was planning to do a bit for NML where Albert Fish used a ManGrate to cook a child victims flesh but ManGrate pulled their sponsorship just before they were gonna film it.
>>156334077>coke addictedNice headcanon. Never saw anything that would suggest that.
>>156283395I heard last night that Norm died and I teased up a little. First time ever I ever cried at the passing of a celebrity. But maybe that’s it. Norm didn’t feel like a celebrity. He felt like a guy you’d go have a beer with share a laugh or two, and he would listen.Obviously I have no idea if this is who he was, but I bet this was Norm. RIP buddy. I never knew you but I loved you.
>>156334249It's more of a Manaverage these days, people have already heard about the revolution.
It reminds me of that tragedy.
Is Wild Turkey 101 any good
>>156334434I think most of his close friends have said that he didn't really drink or do drugs but he was a real degenerate gambler
>>156334481My aunt drinks it.She lives in a trailer.She has a good time.
Slighty off topic, but anyone listen to Last Podcast on the Left?I expect them to do a Norm tribute episode, since they are obviously inspired by his comedy.>>156334434He made enough jokes about it, and I suspect at least some of those jokes were base in fact.I didn't intent it as an insult, coke is fucking awesome.
>>156322451I remember Norm selling those on his show. Even he made fun of them.
show me one gd RIP sticky with more replies
>>156334481i don't drink anymore but yeah, it's much better than 80% of the fancier bourbons out there and about 90% better than the shittier bourbons too
>>156333927Considering almost the entire show is improvised I would heavily disagree with you
>>156334517he made jokes about a lot of shit, desu. also in his book he's addicted to morphine, not coke
>>156334725>Considering almost the entire show is improvised I would heavily disagree with youor so they'd have you believe
>>156325235I have a pleb-tier story, but I won't lie because I'm certain it's exactly the same story as some other people's around my age. I always knew his name and recognized his voice from his voice work as Death in Family Guy and Norm the Genie of Fairly Oddparents. The first time I actually saw him was on the roast of Bob Saget, but I was only 14 at the time so I didn't quite get his anti-humor if I recall correctly. What finally got me watching his clips on YouTube was Steven Crowder talking about him as a comedian who doesn't hold back, and that was the first time I found out about his edgy material. That must have been around 2018 or so, but ever since then I've watched pretty much every clip and compilation of his stand-up, talk show appearances, and podcast.
>>156334725unscripted =/= improvisedlarry tells them what the scene is about and they act and behave accordingly
>comedian jokes about cocaine>he's a cocaine addictevery comic jokes about drugs and most have experimented. doubt he was an addict
>>156334759I'd be very surprised if Norm did not do coke on occasion.I'm not saying he was Arty Lang tier, but I'm sure he indulged in ye olde snuff now and then.
GOAT of all time.RIP
>>156334832iirc for the roast they told him to "be shocking", and he figured that in the context of lewd and savage jokes, the most shocking thing would be someone telling old dad jokes
>>156283395First Norm dies now my dog dies this morning. Shit fucking sucks.
Why didn't he just do what Seth Meyers would do?
>>156334837as a guy who did coke recreationally for some time, you'd be surprised at the people who are regular customers.From my experience, mostly doctors. gp's to be specific.
>>156334904I know how you feel, my trunk is missing
>>156334161Have you seen Olympus has fallen? Wow!
>>156333784He's not White. He's mexijew.
>>156334904Sending a hug to you, sorry for your dog. I hope he lived a happy and fullfilling life.
>There's two gay guys, one of them goes "I have a new game called Hide & Seek, I'll hide, you try to find me and if you can find me you get to fuck my ass I'll BE BEHIND THE COUCH"My favorite bit
>>156334904Don't get rid of the doghouse
>>156334990I've never seen that one, do you have a link/
>>156334883Yeah, I appreciate it now all these years later. It was perfect subversion of expectations.
How do I stop being depressed? I feel like a worrywart for no fucking reason, it's genuinely all in my head and I feel like I'm going insane. Work seems to be the worst trigger. I roll out of bed and instantly negative thoughts about what I'm doing, where I'm going, and how gruelling this day will be and how I'll do it over and over again. I don't even dislike my job, but I have these swings and lows where I'm consistently assaulted by suicidal thoughts brought about by just existing. I basically exist like everyone else except almost 24/7 I have a voice telling me to just end it, I honestly think I might be schizo.
>>156334453Love you too, buddy.
>>156334975almost 11. A good age for a boxer to live to.
>>156335074Mr Moth, you need professional help. This is a mongolian pet-shaming forum
>>156334990lel I remember that one
>>156334904RIP. So sorry bro.
>>156335074stopped reading at "work".Do your job and enjoy the benefits it provides.I don't even know why I wasted a captcha on you
>>156334904Tell us about your dog, if it's not a pain in the ass to do so right now. Doghouse owners need to stick together.
>>156335074You need to build a comfy fire in a fire pit in your backyard. Your primitive side needs an outlet. Remember that your ancestors were killing and maiming as a way of life.P.S. Make sure you use gloves if you're clumsy and don't use gasoline or lighter fluid and have a hose at the ready, then when you're done, remember to douse and then stir with a stick.
>>156335074Try meditation. Not joking This book is very old and very short and very helpfulhttps://www.amazon.com/Zen-Mind-Beginners-Informal-Meditation/dp/1590308492
>>156332154>>156332217>>156332358>he doesn't believe in the holocaust...i never got to go to camp when i was a kid..is that a good change of subject?>.....>.....>he doesn't believe in the holocaust
>>156323744This would be framed and sitting on my end table.
EATING HITLER'S ASSHOLE
>According to Deadline, Macdonald recorded his Yaphit lines for Season 3 before his death, and the character will reportedly appear in new episodes whenever they start streaming on Hulu. https://uproxx.com/tv/norm-macdonald-orville-season-3-yaphit/Looks like there will be a little bit more Norm after all. Guess I'll have to watch The Orville.
>>156335074Do you work out and go outside a lot? Sunlight can make a big difference. Also try not eating like shit. If that doesn't help, maybe you need to look for a less stressful job. Don't take antidepressives, they're just going to fry your brain.
>>156335182She was a good girl. I'm not here to steal Norm's thunder. Just a quick vent.
>>156335074Spend more of your free time outside, try hiking, stay hydrated and remember to get enough sun.>I have a voice telling me to just end itCall him a whiny faggot, and tell him to shut up his nigger-infested aids hole.
>>156335074I've felt the exact same way, and I'm still sorting myself out. Do you feel unfulfilled in what you're doing, like there are some things you really want to do in life but don't for one reason or another?
>>156335074wrong thread social media tourist
>>156335235lmao i threw my copy out along with a bunch of other books a year ago when I was moving.
I'm sorry, but Norm deserved so much more than a bunch of internet retards spamming his jokes on an animu forum website!!! Wheere is the tribute? Where is the IRL jackass style prank in Norm's name?
>>156335074the obvious question is, do you have any goals? things you want to achieve?
>He’d been in the joint so long, he was downright institutionalized. He confessed that he was afraid of freedom. I couldn’t understand where he was coming from. I missed my freedom more than anything. I loved my freedom. And here in the hoosegow, they were pretty stingy when it came to any freedom whatsoever.>Then Rocco explained the difference between the outside and the inside to me. On the outside, a man rises to power using his ambition and cunning. On the inside, you make your way up the ropes one way and one way only: by the number of fellows you can rape.>That’s why, within the jail, Rocco’s name was spoken in hushed tones. He was a raper’s raper. He was staying right here in prison, he told me, because inside he had the necessary skills to command respect and prestige, but outside he was a nobody. I was no longer his lawyer, just another prisoner, and if I knew what was good for me I’d better start raping.>Now, I’d never raped anybody before, and in the free world I had worn that fact as a badge of honor, mentioning it proudly and loudly at dinner parties and social events. Folks admired me for it. “Say what you will about old Norm,” my friends would often say, “but he won’t rape you!” Every time I heard that, it’d make me feel good inside, like a warm shot of whiskey. But here in the penitentiary, the rules had been turned upside down.>I wanted to fit in, but the problem was that I didn’t care much for sex with men. I liked men fine when it came to watching football games with them, and eating Cheetos, and playing videogames, but when it came to having sex with them, I’d just had to grin and bear it.
>>156332359the staff in the audience quietly laughing at that makes the clip
>>156334249they went with kathy griffen
WHERE IS JASON BIGGS THE GUY WHO COPIED ALL HIS JOKES FROM DIRTY WORK
>>156334904im terribly sorry to hear that breh, but i know he could not been happier as he could have spent all his time with youhttps://www.litscape.com/author/William_Wordsworth/Tribute_To_The_Memory_Of_The_Same_Dog.html
>>156334990let me tell ya, im not much for jokes
RIP ya old bastard
>>156334517>I didn't intent it as an insult, coke is fucking awesome.yeah, you're just a fucking degenerate yourself trying to bring Norm to your level
>>156334249What, Adam Eget? You haven't heard of the revolution?
>>156333459>norms one of the only things ive never bothered to try and explain to friends etcFor me it was "hey you guys know this Norm Macdonald guy?" after discovering him in ~2015 through youtube and being surprised when they all knew about him and loved him
>>156335477he took it wellhttps://www.instagram.com/p/CT0NefWBE90/?utm_medium=twitter
>>156335570well I'm still alive, so I'd have to be a shaman to bring Norm to my level, ayoooooo
>sticky up for nearly 24 hours>still barely able to make 1000 postswhat happened to this place?
Anyone ever catch Norm on My Name is Earl? He pretty much is doing his burt reynolds (which makes sense since hes playing the son if a character played by burt) but he came up in the series after this news. It hurts bros
>>156335628>I'm still alivenot for long, druggie
>>156335632I'm gonna keep replying to these posts and nobody can stop me
>>156334173fucking sucks that this interview never happened.
>>156335642Yea he was great on it, one of the better guest actor characters
>>156335632the site's counter is capped at 1000https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/statistics/lthreads/the thread is really at over 8000 now
>>156335632I think its upto 8k+ now, it caps at 1k and the old posts get deleted
>>156334181>I watched a 5-minute youtube video and saw some memes by a tranny on Discord. Let me tell you all about him.
>>156334249The grilling grates were flimsy
>>156335632Based bait causing the thread to get more posts
Book owners report in
I used to fuck babies. I still do, but I used to, too.
>>156335632the thread capped the 1000 limiter about an hour in breh
>>156334249went bankrupt after a class action lawsuit from dry meat lovers
Did you Norm cried when he found out he had cancer or when he was close to the end? Did he maybe regret not telling anyone so he had no one to share his feelings with someone? To me it seems like he died so alone and unloved. Someone in his family at least knew right?
i know where to get razors sent to your house everyday for only $1 a monthsharp enough to slit your wife's throat
We've finally moved from Post-Sasso to Post-Macdonald. Critics are calling the move everything from shit to fucking shit.
>>156335842Lol. I have a signed copy literally in a vault. Very saddened that it's become a historical artifact 30 years before I thought it would.
>>156335880According to his brother, Norm told a few family members and friends. None of them are celebrities though
>>156335880He had 9 years to tell people, I'm sure he didn't regret his decision. Also his business partner was at his bedside when he died so he probably told his immediate family and maybe closest friends
>>156335746>>156335753>>156335847You know how I know you're new here?
>was so upset by the anniversary of that tragedy he fucking died
>>156330313>gordon's hand gesture>that whole messstraight up in tears holy fuck
>>156335880His family knew, just not the public.
>>156335955Sure as long you keep adding replies to this thread
>>156335971I used that joke many years ago about John Ritter
>>156335921we're getting to levels of based previously not thought possible
ah he was a good guy
>>156335842I have it, I've also given it to two friends for them to read it. Not about to take a pic though.
>>156335101Yes, that's beautiful.
remember when Andy Richter the Swedish German pretended to have a wife?
>>156335921>Punctuation after the quotation mark instead of inside.Not sure if this is part of the joke, a mistake, or how they do it in Canada, but I'll assume the first.
>>156335614Carrot Top looks like THAT?Anyway, good for him. Getting roasted by Norm is an honor.
>>156335955You know how I know you're new here?
>>156336044do you have book? please post the next page if possible
>ctrl-f “didn’t know he was sick”I am not disappointed
>>156336118>Punctuation after the quotation mark instead of insideWould mean two different things, wouldn't it? Smarten up, kipper.
>>156336118punctuation goes inside the quotes only if the punctuation is part of the quote.
>>156323629Ticking away, the moments that make up a dull day.Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.Kicking around on a piece of ground in your hometown.Waiting for someone or something to show you the way....you are young and life is long, and there is time to kill todayAnd then one day you find ten years have got behind youNo one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun