Is using the Death Note a good idea?
>>153938977this live action was actually pretty good. I like how it ended vs. the manga and anime
how would a japanese guy know the book was called "death note"? its not in the japanese alphabets
>>153939004How does it end compared to the anime? I love the anime but hate the ending. Not that I disagree with Light losing, I think Near pulling the old switcheroo a second time somehow getting the best of Light to be bullshit.
>>153938977the ultimate adaptation
the entirety of Death Note was just a psyop by the Japanese government to teach Japanese people the letter L
>>153938977There is no downside to using it, the part about not going to heaven or hell is a bluff.
>>153938977What would happen if you wrote "X person dies of natural causes at the age of 90 after living a happy and fulfilling life"
>>153939100>the part about not going to heaven or hell is a bluff.Users go to the shinigami realm and eventually become shinigami themselves.
>>153939020East Asians study English at school. The fact that they all suck at English gives you a good idea of how their schooling works. Purely marks based with no critical thought or actual application.
>>153939147>Users go to the shinigami realm and eventually become shinigami themselvesis that good or bad
>>153939110RYUZAKI, also known as HIDEAKI RYUGA
>>153939189Um guess it depends on whether or not you enjoy using the death note. I imagine it would be boring as shit after a while, and then you realize you're stuck with it for eternity basically. So I would say bad.
>>153939102Why didn't Light put his name into it and write that? Then there is no way he would die until he gets old
>>153939043L won by an heroing himself and they added a necessary detail to the death note rules when multiple death notes are used. Like what would happen if you write your name on multiple death notes. which would take precedence?
>>153939102A person must die 23 days after they have their name written in the Death Note>>153939147I'm pretty sure the author said all humans go to Mu.
The most underused aspect of it was that you could control the specific circumstances of people's deaths. I would have made a lot of people confess to all of their sins on television before offing themselves. Or you could have one person kill themselves in the process of killing a bunch of other people. The pages are infinite, right? Then you could write obscenely detailed, multi-page deaths.
>>153939100>shinigami can just kill you if they are not entertained enough/get bored of youhow is that not a downside?
You'd be retarded to use it when given the absolute knowledge that an afterlife exists. The only rational play is to immediately devote yourself entirely to God for the rest of your life to secure a place in eternal paradise.
>>153939256>>153939253Why is it every adaptation changes the rules of the death note?
>>153939239>>153939189The real question is can you still fap?
>>153939309why would you do that when god forgives you whatever shit you dojust say oops sorry and it's all good you go to heavenreligion is a joke lmao
>>153939102You can't use the note to delay someones death.>>15393925623 days if you wanna influence their behaviour 167 if you just put a cause of death.
>>153939334I think it was stated in the anime that there are a lot of unwritten rules that would require experimentation. It's just unexplored effect, not changing the rules at all. I think in the movie L asked one of hte death gods what would happen if he wrote his name on two death notes.
>>153939379I'm just following the in universe rules. Also you can't deceive God retard. You have to be sincere when to be absolved of your sins.
>>153939347I don't think shinigami have sexual organs>>153939391The anime had the default death be 45 minutes from a heart attack
>>153939309yea but then theres the existential quaqmire of the death note being completely deterministic
>>153939309There is no after life in the Death Note universe, Mu is just a fancy way of saying nothingness.
>>153939410>>153939309You're not following the in universe rules. They state that humans go to Mu (nothingness) after dying.
>>153939165Are you fluent in another language?
>>153938977Daily reminder that he did absolutely, legitimately, genuinely, unironically, literally and figuratively nothing wrong.
>>153939539Yes. Most people outside of the anglosphere are.
>>153939550Well hiring the crazy guy was a mistake
>>153938977>If you use it you can't go to heaven or hell Seeing as though on average you're more than 50% likely to go to hell guaranteed purgatory seems like a safe option
>>153939379Forgiveness requires genuine regret.>b-but what if I just pretend though???How is it that none of you retards manage to grasp this very basic concept? Certain conditions must be met for the desired result to be granted. If you do not meet these conditions, you will not get what you want. If I tell you a pound of apples costs 5 bucks, would you assume you could get the apples by "pretending" to give me the money?
>>153939539yes3 languages in total
>>153939609you wouldn't even need to ask for forgiveness in the first place if god could read your mind
>>153939609Last I checked God can't read minds. But God is also a cunt.>you shall worship no other gods but me>here's free will btw lol
>>153939609I could pay with counterfeit money
>>153939672God wants things done in a specific way. You're the supplicant here so you'll obtain forgiveness on His terms not on your own.
>>153939694Assuming you're talking about the Christian God, He doesn't need to "read minds" because that would imply he needs to perform an action in order to obtain knowledge he doesn't have. He is omniscient by definition.>muh free willThe existence of the commandments does not stop you from exercising your free will. To use your example millions of people are worshipping false gods every day. There will be consequences to your choices of course, but that too is a necessary element of freedom. If every action produced the same outcome your choices would hardly matter now, would they?
>>153939946>If every action produced the same outcome your choices would hardly matter now, would they?If there universe is causal and you're omniscient then there *are* no actions. Only behind the veil of ignorance is free will possible. From God's perspective it wouldn't exist. Unless he doesn't know what people are gonna do. In which case he sure isn't omniscient.
>>153939801>>153939946>I s-swear I'm a virgin by choice! I'm n-not an incel!that's all I could derive from your posts
>>153939712You could try, but it wouldn't work.
>>153939946>>153940005If he was omniscient he would have known how shitty society would have become or that Eve and Adam would have ate the forbidden fruit. He didn't and that's why he banished the two to Earth and why he flooded it. But rather than totally giving up on his creations, he found the few that were decent (or decent enough) and gave them the means to live on and repopulate via wincest.
>>153940015That's allright, I didn't expect you to be able to follow along.
>>153940077Wrong choices must be possible for right choices to mean anything.
>>153939087It makes sense with both charactersLight and L are both pronunciations of the letterEL and LyeAlso did you know, Yagami backwards is Im a Gay
>>153940252Based and true. But irrelevant were god is concerned. He made everyone so he could've just made people who never made wrong choices.
>>153939309It's an affront to God to live a live of Sloth. It's your duty to kill all of the infidels that defile his name.
>>153940277Light wasn't gay though>>153940252Right and wrong are merely points of view. What God feels is right you may not agree with.
>>153940292>people who never made wrong choicesAnd what would be the point of that? No heroes without war, no martyrs without persecution.
>>153940353light was a fucking faggot just like you are a fucking faggot for not shutting the fuck up about your imaginary boyfriend
>>153940380I dunno. Isn't that what heaven is like?
>>153940353>What God feels is right you may not agree with.Your agreement or disagreement is insubstantial. If you accept that an entity exists that created everything there is and constitutes the source of all good then you must also accept that this entities "views" on morality are absolute.
>>153940532>then you must also accept that this entities "views" on morality are absoluteAnd why must I accept this? Just because this entity has the power to create life does not mean they are absolute, it means they are an entity with the ability to create life, a higher being sure but the sum of all knowledge? Fuck off.>>153940410Don't talk shit about Jay
>>153940478There are no more actions to be taken in heaven. It is the reward for a life well lived. Watching LOTR would be pretty unsatisfying if it started in the shire and then immediately went to Frodo sailing to the Undying Lands with no adventure in between, wouldn't it?
>>153940584The Christian God is by definition allpowerful, allknowing and allgood. If you deny any of those descriptors, you are talking about someone else.
>>153940742The Bible is man's interpretation of the word of God. Who's to say they didn't get something wrong? Not to mention all the early shit is just a story thrown together to hook you in, it has no factual basis.
>>153940987Shove off christfag, you lost.
>>153938977Yeah, I would just write my own name in it
>>153940077arguably god would know every possible outcome, maybe there are branching universes
>>153938977light can speak english?
>>153941370>knows every possible outcome>lets it happen anywayGod is an undeniable asshole. He planted the tree with the snake on purpose and then got pissy about it when things didn't go the way he wanted them to. He is neither omniscient nor omnipotent. He's the space asshole from the final frontier.
>>153940908So you believe a god exists, but he did not reveal himself in a specific religion? That makes you a theist. Fine by me, I'm not trying to extoll the virtues of my religion over yours here. I was only arguing for the internal logical consistency of Christianity. If you start off with different assumptions, you will obviously arrive at different conclusions.
>>153939334To keep it fresh and interesting?
>>153941487god doesnt need to make choices
>>153941630God made a choice when creating the universe and life, of course he needs to make choices you stupid fuck.
>>153941410Yes, he translates an English text in class during one of the first episodes.
>>153941643The guy posted >>153940353 takes a theist point of view. Asking Christianity to make sense from a theist perspective is like asking shintoism to make sense within the worldview of a Norse pagan. Every system of thought breaks down if you don't accept it's basic premises, even mathematics.
>>153939550He should have fucked Misa more.
>>153941410I SO PALE
>>153941865Mathematics is not theology.
>>153939539It's European hours now, so most people posting here are.
>>153941988Yes it is. It just so happens its predictions are more reliable. If you genuinely don't realize that math is a MODEL then you're the religious one.
>>153942033No, mathematics, unlike theology, has something tangible to back up its statements and decrees. Religion is entirely nothing more than a leap of faith and brainwashing.
>>153941988Of course not. One is a natural science or rather the "language" of natural sciences and the other belongs to the humanities. However what I said applies to all human thinking. Can't deduce something from nothing.
>>153942087Theology is a collection of justifications for useful heuristics for how to live life without ending up a miserable loser. It's a lot more complicated than math, so I can see why you find it hard to understand. But fundamentally it's no different. They're both just models of reality that guide behaviour.
>>153941988yes it is, it's entirely based on unprovable assumptions
>>153942087>something tangiblehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AxiomB T F O
>>153942245Yes I btfo you christfags with axioms, now kys>>153942184There's nothing complicated to "don't masturbate" it's just fucking stupid like you
>>153942275not an argument, guess you can't handle the truth that your precious math is nothing more than a human invention with no basis in reality
>>153939100>the part about not going to heaven or hell is a bluffWhat? Since when? I don’t remember this.
>>153942304I have one appleNow I have two applesMath is real, God is fake
>>153942358>I have one apple>Now I have two appleswhat did the retard mean by this
>>153942275>There's nothing complicated to "don't masturbate" it's just fucking stupid like youI would agree it's not complicated if you weren't right here apparently demonstrating that it's too complicated for you... so...
>>153942391Apples are a code word for balls, you wouldn't get it because you don't have any
>>153942449>believes in things he can't prove>thinks he has ballslow test
>>153939577>>153939625>>153942004Is there anything sadder than euros bragging about knowing piss easy euro languages with practically identical roots?You can only whine if you know a far east language like Chinese or Korean.
>>153942444There's nothing complicated about gaslighting people into falling for the idea of an invisible man in the sky watching you jerk off.
>>153942561>he hasn't felt God's loveI pity you, anon. I'll pray for you. I hope you turn your life around before it's too late.
>be me>browse social media for faces and names>write down in the death note:>turn off your phone, drive several states to have sex with me at a random location, give me all your cash and precious metals that i can melt down, drive back home, burn your clothes, wash yourself several times over the course of several days and then hang yourselfand you could refine it to think of more shortcomingsi don't think you'd ever get caught in our universethe only single power (being god, for example, would be all powers) that would be better than the death note is to stop time (or move so fast it has the same effect) and then maybe invisibility after that
>>153942358> 1+1=2Even an example that simple requires you to assume pic related as true in order to work. You're not making the point you think you're making.
>>153942748If I have no apples, I have 0 apples. O = 0. Simple as. Get rekt.
>>153942748no sense arguing with a retard anon, he'll post some reddit reaciton image and move on with his life instead of doing any sort of introspection and realize how stupid he is. such is the life of people with low IQ.>>1539428150 doesn't exist in nature, so prove 0 exists
>>153942275>>153942561>muh reductio ad absurdumResorting to bottom of the barrel rethorical tricks is akin to admitting you're out of your dept intellectualy.
>>153942832dinosaurs are dead, thus there are zero dinosaurscheckmate
>>153942904>something doesn't exist>therefore there's zero of them>therefore zero doesn't existcheckmate, gg no re :^)
>>153942850How am I out of my depth when you refuse to acknowledge the possibility that God may be wrong? You sit here with your thumb up your ass and keep screaming NO U every time I turn your faggot thesis on its head, this is why christfags always lose, they keep repeating the same horse shit despite knowing they've lost the argument.
>>153938977Could you just write your dream life and conclude it with "and then he died peacefully" to fulfill all your wishes?
>>153942694So the only thing that's stopping you from raping and murdering right now is that you can't do it without getting caught?
>>153942999It's not rape and murder.
>>153942976Why do you refuse the possibility that 1=2 ? Because it goes against the basic premises of what we're discussing here. Also>here's a bunch of childish insults>now I win because I said so
>>153942986If you're content with only 23 more days of life, yes.
>>153939625I know 5. Step it up small fry.
>>153942976>can't prove any of his math exists>LOL YOU CHRISTKEKS WILL BELIEVE ANYTHINGpottery
>>153943107>fucking people who don't want to be fucked by you>killing people without legal justificationHow is this not rape and murder?
>>153943298women aren't people, they're soulless automatons
>>153943359>soullessHow can you simultaneously assume the human soul exists and that women do not have one? Where are you getting this from?
>>153943151>>153943223>can't understand how I proved math works even though I used terms a child would understand>insist God is real anyway regardless of evidence
>>153943436>I proved math workslol ok, you're the first human in all of history to prove math objectively exists anon kekgod I love running low IQ brainlets like you around in circles seething endless
>>153943477>you're the first human in all of history to prove math objectively existsI never claimed that, you're the one who took it upon himself to somehow say that math isn't real but God is when the opposite is true
>>153943298The Death Note wills it. The women willingly have sex and commit suicide. It's not my fault.
Would the death note accept regex?/($berg|stein|cohen|schlomo)/i
>>153943603I never said any of that kekHaving imaginary debates with yourself to protect your feelings from being hurt schizo?
>>153943638I really fucking hope you just came up with this.
>>153940277>Yagami backwards is Im a Gay
>>153939281i believe their had to be some remote possibilty of the person being capable of dying the way you write
>>153939076Why is this wiener showing up in everything?