itt: childhood faps
I was 8 in 2006
>>153927266>we kill so much beauty in this movie>[...]>mmph...another wastehorny old coot, jej
>>153927254why did they edit nips in?
>>153927224Am I the only one who thought she looked ugly and mannish?almost overlooked CIA
>>153927224shannon elizabeth, american pie
Back in my time, cable tv was the way to go.- Turning on Telemundo and fapping to the thong clad spaniaritas- E! and any show where they went to the beach, and other trash tv like Howard Stern- Scrambled porn like spice and playboy tv before cable companies cucked us
>>153928432>- Turning on Telemundo and fapping to the thong clad spaniaritasBased X-er
>>153928474Fuck off uncle anon.
>>153927254I recognize this but idk what it's from, what's it from?
>>153927254FUCKIN DIE ZOOMER
>>153927952someone post the pasta please
not my first but one of the more memorable ones.i dont remember my first but one of the early faps would be to that busty chick in Police Academy
>>153928514didn't she have hooves or something?
>>153929370that was kate from kates playground
Dem grunts, that heavy breathing, that smile…was my first boner.
>>153929370No, you're thinking of Kate. Hannah was superior.
>>153929475I must be autistic because I don't see a difference
>>153927952She's the the definition of butterface because her body was pretty bodacious back then. Given the chance I totally would with a paper bag over her face.
>>153928121This movie was so fucking cringe. >DUDE SEX AND DRUGS LMAO
>>153929584God, I forgot what that movie was called
>>153928209YES. I wonder what she looks like now.
>>153928338This was rape you pigs
>>153929670Epic Movie. Shaped my desire for big tits and bellies.
>>153929709uh she literally says I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU in the video
>>153928848Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
I would say I first realized I was straight at the age of 4, thanks to Jeri Ryan and Marina Sirtis on Star Trek.
>>153928474Is this an actress?
>>153928474Cyrillic film title intensifies
>>153929890Always had fantasies about fattening her up.
>>153928806Blow me, boomer.
I saw this flick with a couple cousins and friends during a sleepover when I was 14. I was already getting tingly feelings about how much they were showing the main character nude and prominently displaying his feet, then this scene happened and I had to go to the restroom to jerk off.I really hoped no one put it together that I jerked it to that scene, one of my male cousins around my age later told me he knew I had jerked off and forced me to jerk off with him and suck his dick.
Teenager faps with Kate Mara in Shooter
>>153928209she made some fantastic content
My first fap was two older kids jerking me off before I knew anything about that. Now I like trannies and am confused.What do? Inb4 anhero
>>153930376\tv\ is a heterosexual board.
>tfw 2m15 & 195kg & 9x7 soft >tfw never fapped
>>153930434get the finger out yo bussy playa
i've never fapped before, whats it like bros?
>>153930434recondition yourself by engaging in consensual and pleasurable intercourse with biological members of the opposite sex
>>153928474I have about 20% memory of that face, maybe from this board, can I get a clue, it's real annoying.
>>153930704Don't worry anon, I ended up fattening up my wife.
>>153930717Boring for a while then great for a few seconds
>>153930717Go to a swimming pool/find a jacuzzi and subtly hold yourself against a water jet, that was how I did my first when I was 8. Because of this, the smell of swimming pool chlorine gets me a little horny. Brains are weird things.
>>153930555I haven't done gay shit since though and have a fiance. Also nice trips
>>153927224DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT??
>>153930376Welp now I got a new fetish. That's enough internet for tonight
>>153927224I'm still obsessed
Rosario Dawson's great big tits swinging about and the way she gets pumped in missionary in this scene drove me mad.
>>153930734Trying to summon a party van?The Siberian Mouse
>>153931870Those bobs were something else i tell ya
>>153931803what are you like 15
>>153927254>first fap at 8Grim. Mine was at 12 and 9 months.
>>153929709>you made me cum twiceWhy do women complain about rape then?
>>153932004This is a pajeet-free board!MODS!
>>153929475hit me with those old school feels
>>153929646this movie is what Jonah Hill ended up emulating in his movie "the 90s"
>>153928393Lol this is one of the first times I wasn't just jerking it purely to nudity
>>153928209All hail the queen.
>>153929669There is no way that girl is 18
>>153929669this was so disappointing after how long it took to finally track down
>>153931803you were a child in 2016? Are you old enough to be here buddy?
>>153930434Just pretend its normal and keep having sex with trannies, then you wont feel weird about it
>>153928338Where is this video now?
>>153933133You can still find it on most porn sites. I found it on pornhub a few years back
>>153931964Ah, wonder if anyone's had the balls to do anything like that since 2011. Don't have anything to do with that scene.
I used to watch this camwhore on some generic camsite before they all really blew up. It was called redcam or something to do with the color red I think.Anyways she was very petite. Extremely small with braces and pigtails. Very obviously focused towards certain kinks. I think her name was michelle but I can't remember. Been looking for her for ages.
>>153929709You can't rape a porn whore, and this thot was a porn whore.
>>153932081>>153932784Turned 18 last month :)
>>153933824but you've been posting here for at least a year
>>153933824leave now before it's too late buckaroo, lol. Or stay and have some fun before the blackpill hits.
>>153933824I know who you are. Get off this website.
>>153928209I was ipressed where do I find a girl like that?
>>153933976MOMMY GF AT IT'S FINEST
>tfw I almost became a furry >play the flash games, newgrounds funnygames.biz etc.>somehow stumble upon "sex games">lots of furry shit>first faps>regret it a lotThankfully, I didn't turn out to be one of them and now they just disgust me. God bless.
>>153927224It was fucking hot, never got the hate, cia is lucky
>>153927266God I miss normal smooth little white bodies. Everything is so fucking negrofied now. Ghetto ass, plastic tits. Fat backs because "it makes me coom xD". No self respect, no appreciation for the true female form.
>>153934273>I used to suck dicks but now I'm not gae
>>153934273all it takes is a glimpse of the right anthro girl from the right angle at the right time anon
>>153933976god I want a pair of aunties to assault me in my sleep
>>153934273What, don't you think it'd feel nice to settle your head on renamon's fluffy chest as her skilled hands work your most sensitive, stressed spots and her calm voice soothes your troubles away?
>>153927952I do too. "Androgynous monster face" is a dead-on description.
>>153934931>me at the bar when i haven't had a drink all lockdown and now I've been doing nothing but straight rum on the rocks
>>153932078Xenia Onatopp in GoldenEye
>>153934361only diane was an aunt. her friend was just a slut
>>153928098there was a movie called Bolero where she danced all soapy and nakedGoogle tells me she was 14 at the time
>>153935094Still auntie-age though. Honestly I think we should adopt the Japanese/Indian practice of calling non-related horny milfy women who want to fuck us eager young studs "auntie".
>>153927224I didn't start fapping until I was 21
>>153937741Is this movie worth watching?
wait is it a movie or a tv show
>>153928209god that scene was so fucking good. hard to find good bikini blowjob scenes these days RANHY
>>153928390lacey best girl
>>153929475please someone post the hoof, i havent seen it but heard many stories
>>153927254>nips get more erect as he does mouth to mouthGod damn what a semen demon.
>>153928393Was this ever confirmed real or fake? It's considered cl right
>>153929691You don't wanna know
>>153929646How was it cringe Best dialogue of teens all time. Guess you need friends to get it thoAnd it's not lol sex drugs at all. It's basically PSA on HIV risk and fucking randos
came to her dancing and fate.
>>153927224how boring and empty is your life that you can remember what you fapped to as a kid lmao
>>153928209why so many people replying to this? looks like some bog standard 90s porn
>>153928432>Adam&Eve in negative on channel 99those were the days
Not my proudest childhood fap but still a good one.https://youtu.be/FiYa1_hqOsY?t=206
>>153933976What's the sauce for this again?
I have literally never once admited this in my life to anyone but my first orgasm was because of a runescape drop party and it was on accident.
>>153927224Julie Michaels as the FBI agent in Jason Goes to Hell. That hair goes swinging out. That ass. We loved this scene.
>Under siegeAny of you guys ever jack off whilst watching a movie in a multi-plex ?
>>153931647shes long since hit the wall
>>153934273I jerk to anthropomorphic mlp shit all the time because it's well done smut, but that doesn't mean I want to dress up in animal suits and fuck others doing the same. Plus, it's not my main fetish.
>>153928494Oh fuck. I never watched that whole thing, but busted many nuts to it whenever it was on.
>>153938591god damn those tiddies would solve all my problems
>>153934273what the other guy saidi whip it out every time sandy shows up in spongebob but that don't make me a furry freak
>>153938591Miss Jewly 89'
>>153929646found the virginyou're just jealous you never had any fun when you were young
>>153938591>prisoner of azkaban >hermoine scenes
>>153938591No, but I got my first handjob during Beetlejuice.
>>153937952>she tried to get it scrubbed off the webBEWARE:I LIVE.
I just remember staying up late watching erotic movies on Showtime during the mid 2000s and sneaking onto the computer to look at naked women and various porn.
>>153927254This was the first movie I saw Eva in and that was the beginning of my obsession. Not with that scene. Just with Eva Green. Scene broke my heart though because she was best girl
>>153938915>pay attention to the tits when I'm young>watch it years later as an adult and realize the blonde actually has a fat ass
>>153929418>kate from kates playground
>>153934273You really dodged a bullet anon. I'd ask what you are into now but I think that might spoil the happy ending to your story.
>>153938908What the fuck is this
She was one of the most beautiful butterfaces in Hollywood
>>153938524What color party hat made you cum?
>>153927224Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>Before I had internet at home a classmate gave me a burned cd with a model's nude set>Jerked off to it countless times as this was right after I started jerking it and it was all I had>This was almost 20 years ago>Have no idea who it was or even how I could possibly look for it
>>153938591God damn those fucking tits. Shame about the manface and short hair though.
>>153938609>He has multiple fetishes, one of the "lesser" ones being masturbating to poniesEvery day we stray further from God's light
this show made me coom before i knew what cooming even washttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MEMYyW9Vm0
>>153939341You like short hair and manfaces and I'm the fag?
>>153932271I thought she was this girl at first hoping I had finally found her name but alas, my search continues...
>>153938908THAT'S A LOVELY FOOT!
>>153939373Sure buddy you keep jerking it to short-haired manfaces all you want
>>153939343can all those women combine into the form of a single giant woman?
When I first saw this movie, I fell for Scarlett big time. It was because of this movie that I developed a fart fetish. I saw how strong and healthy Scarjo looked, and couldn't help but imagine how powerful her farts would be. She looked like the type that would have very strong powerhouse farts, but still quite turnipy. I liked to imagine having my whole mouth superglued perfectly around her ringpiece and having to receive all her farts directly in my mouth. I even got an empty pringles can and farted in it and used to smell it while jacking off. Once I popped I couldn't stop. I ate seven boiled eggs and a grape and produced roasting hot farts into the can and while masturbating and sniffing, I religiously examined Scarjo's films to try find a scene of her eating a boiled egg but unfortunately couldn't find it. Any egg would have done really, even if she ate a fried egg. But since then I learned that Jewesses don't eat eggs. If I had've of have found such a scene, it would have been an amazing wank
>>153938908doesn't look too bad.i'd put it in my mouth.
>>153939395You're an gay!
And the winner gets a big kiss from me, Xuxa!
>>153929773>it took this long for the “imagine” pasta to be postedman this site really is reddit now
>>153928209the first true amateur deepthroat queen
>>153939555Did you remember to cheque your tripples nipples in at the door?t. The Exchequer
i remember when i was young my dad recorded resident evil with milia jolovich, when it was on the tv, on our dvd playerit was old as hell, so it had one of those spin wheels on it where you can move it frame by framewhen nobody was in the house i looked up that first scene where she is on the table in that hospital gown thing, falls off the table and you see her bushfapped my little brains out
>>153939227if it was a party hat being dropped i would have fucking fainted. it was just a rune drop party but i was poor as fuck and it was the first genuine drop party i was in
>>153939633That's funny, last night I rewatched RE for the first time in like a decade. I remembered the hospital gown scene being hot but I was pleasantly surprised at how much you could see now with HD quality instead of VHS quality.
>>153939417You didn't develop shit, anon.You fell for the BRAAAAAP-posters meme and here you are. There is nothing sexy about farts you fucking weirdo.
>>153927254I was 5
>>153928136>>153928260Based tastes. I was almost tempted to go get a pic of her to post here till I saw your answers
>>153929646The movie where you learned a lisping retard and a psychopath could get more pussy than you.
>>153929669Oh, based. If that girl's mom hadn't raised up enough bullshit no one would have cared as much.
>>153927477Imagine what Kong's BBC would do to her...
>>153941038Is he one of the newer buck breakers?I know its a competitive scene and hard to keep up.Siege of Masada best day of my life.
>>153941038Gorillas have absolutely microscopic penises so probably not much. Humans are the only primates with big cocks.
>>153941101Yeah but the dude was 25ft tall, it would still be huge
>>153940844This movie and my fart fetish predated brap memes by a decade, you dipshit.>>153940844>There is nothing sexy about fartsYes there is, and you would do anything to have ScarJo fart in your face
>>153939709Why did it make you cum?
Hey kid, do you want to become addicted to a strong and beautiful mommy’s figure with big milkers?Say no more
>>153928393What a blast from the past.
>>153941220>boomers thought those were big milkers lmao
>>153941159Okay, so then you're legit retarded with your dumb fetish, congrats I guess?Lost in Translation scarjo would get it yes, she was cute. Means nothing and I have no wish for her to fart on me. I want to, you know, romance and have sex with her?Virgins and weirdos don't understand how much of a man you feel when a quality woman gives herself to you. Its the chase.
>>153938168Oh, young one. You will never understand what the Internet used to be like. I am sad you came up after its destruction.
>>153938908Better be joking my man, that is ancient chinese binding-tier. Surely this is a shoop.
>>153941364you dumb cunt I grew up on BBSes before you even had your first free aol discI know bog standard shit porn when I see itin my day we had a whole floppy taken up by a single 2-second loop
>>153941433Then...you have no excuse.
>>153941433Zoomer cope. I bet you can't even macarena.
>>153941310Apologies nowOr she’ll make you lick her sweaty body after the battle
>>153928209Based kazza user. I can close my eyes and fap to the memories of this video
>>153932271its sad shes just a fat alcoholic now
>>153927224PASION DE SABADO>>153928474it's not that good
>>153934298you will never touch one, anyway
>>153929691You’re better off not knowing
>>153928098I jerked off to that scene a month or two ago. Perfect teen tits.
Strong, professional, career driven women turn me on so much because of this movie
>>153927224Memes aside it's a hot scene
>>153929584Get your hate speech off our campus!
>>153942352This scene was amrkwted as the hottest thing ever but it showed fuck all. Her voice tho and what she says makes me diamonda
>>153932271I totally forgot about her, I used to be obsessed
>>153934337classic. Her face is so stupid, she deserves the anal.
>>153942414You typing one handed or something?
>>153942431We never knew we had it so good back then
>>153928474After all this time, was it confirmed that it's CP or it was just a ruse?
>>153942490I forgot about her too! You’re taking me back to some good days anon
>>153942515Pepperidge Farm remembers.And so does my penis
>>153938908Idc how pretty she is or how great her body is, those fucking feet are a boner killer
>>153939484Based LatAm bro
>>153928390>>153937947Indeed. Too bad she found religion and became a complete asshat. That's why I always go back to my favorite...
>>153938908I remember when people found out they used to harass her on WoW
>>153928066I don't remember this is it from an extended cut?
>>153942672It's the sacrifice scene where he kills the giant snake. This is a blink-and-miss deal leading up to it.
That sunbathing story.
>>153942705No it's from the end of the film. There's a slightly longer cut of of the film with 2 or 3 new scenes.
>>153939236>or even how I could possibly look for ittrack down the classmate and ask him
>>153933824you should actually leave this website, for your own health. you’re too young to waste it here.
>>153942987>get a friend request from an old classmate on facebook>ignore it>start getting phone calls from strange numbers, never answer>one day this weird looking motherfucker is standing outside your door when you get home from work>he looks oddly familiar>"WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?! I JUST NEED TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE GIRL ON THAT PORN CD YOU GAVE ME BACK IN SCHOOL!"
>>153941433>in my day we had a whole floppy taken up by a single 2-second loopDoesn’t ring true, at all. That’s just not how people used floppy disks. Pictures, maybe, but spending 24 hours on dial up internet to download a 2-second looping gif that you can store as the only item on a floppy disk seems like an abuse of the technology. Internet sucked, and portable storage options were limited, so people acted accordingly. We used floppy disks to archive small things like word docs, or to pick up and move things when changing computers. By the time the internet was fast enough to download higher quality and longer vids, we had Zip Disks and CD-RWs. Even if somebody had larger porn files before then, they wouldn’t even think about putting them on floppies because they wouldn’t fit, except for the odd gif. They’d just have their porn stored on something that could actually handle it. It sounds like somebody saying they used to fill a CD-R with two minutes of a movie in UHD quality. You just wouldn’t do that when there are 700Mb movies, or 1.4Gb if you’re doing two CDs.
I rewinded the part where her boob fell out multiple times when I was young.
Don't have webm but I busted nuts to Sarah Connor's exposed nipples during the sex scene in Terminator 1
>>153928286Definitely killed some knuckle children watching this. WHY WOULDN'T NEVE SHOW SOME TITTY?!?!
>>153927224When Kevin Bacon molests the red hair chick in Hollow Man.
>>153928740My teenage self is back... going to need to borrow the bathroom, mom and dad. Won't be out for a while
>>153930068I think her name is feline deity
>>153928209limewire was some wiiiiild shit
>>153928209>hey baby, you laying out?
>>153928474Who tf is this?
>>153944225If you don't know you're not going to find her anyway.
>>153944168>hey baby you laying out>wat are you doin?>waitin for you>looks like it>arghlalghdhgahlghalglhsdghlasghlasghalh
>>153944271Good answer, next time I should have just been born with all knowledge instead of asking.
>>153944315Alright anon, it's masha babko.
>>153929691Don't look anon. It's horrifying what the wall does to a woman.
>>153944413its yo momma when during her college years
>>153944404I just found her twitter andf all i have to say is my goodness. That second photo on her recent uploads is awful.
>>153941433So your just retarded?
>>153944471Post Twitter here
>>153944633just google heather harmon twitter dude
>>153944471jesus christ how horrifying. i guess women that do porn will always end up fucked up>mfw all those bottom feeders still somehow slobbering all over that disgusting visage
>>153945955>Get me Margot but hotter and with a better body