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Her favorite episode is Darmok. What's yours?
>>153918372TF is this from? He looks awful.
>>153918500trek music video to promote the show
What was meant by this?https://youtu.be/MLwKFGjE2zY
Our words to your mother -- when Star Trek: Lower Decks S02 starts droppin those Trek beats August 12th on Paramount)Peace out.
>>153918457Who's that white girl?
>>153918618Are those Lower Decks writers? They don't seem terrible.
>>153918744They really don't, huh.
>>153918744Yeah, some of them. Guy on the left looks pretty chill.
>>153918372tfw postin hapi neex =^_^=
>>153918763I mean they just look like random guys. Though the one on the right seems potentially annoying, taking a closer look.
Would you fuck a fully functional android girl?
>>153918867Yeah, he kinda looks like a dudebro.
>>153918897her breasts are small?
DS9 looked like it was a fun set to be on.
>A pleasant-sounding young man said, ‘Mr. Mosley, it has been reported that you used the n-word in the writers’ room,'” Mosley wrote in the Times. “I replied, ‘I am the N-word in the writers’ room.'”
>>153919091It was hell. They hated each other.
Each series has a logical, stoic, scientific minded, not very emotional, calm archetype.In TOS it's Spock.In TNG it's Data.In DS9 it's Dax.In ENT it's T'Pol.
>>153918974You can adjust the settings
>>153919243What's crazy is that in like 10+ years you will literally be able to do this. Don't like how the actress looks? Put a deepfake filter on her, change her to anyone you want. There will be nude filters and gender bender filters and anything you want. Shits going to get weird.
>>153918500It's Lionel Warm Geordi
>>153919224I think if half your cast has to wear a layer of makeup every work day that takes hours to apply there might be some tension.
>>153919240You forgot Tuvok
>>153918897With the fury of a 1000 suns
early seasons Jadzia >>>>>>>>>> Ezri
I love /trek/ <3
>>153918897Fully functional, but no emotion chip.
>>153919433It keeps me up at night.
>>153919369That just seems a royal pain in the ass
>>153919597It worth for the onscreen result considering that's one thing Trek has excelled in for years, physical makeup/costumes.
>>153919646Cardie side of table
>>153919541If I think a lot about trek I dream about it
>>153919646Man I love ice cold cans of coke. I gave up soda years ago.
>>153919739Is the pic irradiated?
I hate STD but I love her
>>153919795She's not from STD, she's from an episode of Short Treks.
>>153919793It was a different time.
>>153919809Those were two different statements
>>153919739I can't help but think that this is what they looked like in real life and their human appearance was actually the prosthetics
>>153919757I'm more into the community meta.
How do Changelings reproduce?
>>153919846getting really tired of these ESL posters
>>153918372I hated wrestling class due to the Jerry Curl
>>153919929They're such try hards.
>>153919739FERENGI FUCKING SHITS
Star Trek, exciting and nuCome aboard, we're expecting youStar Trek, life's sweetest rewardMake a post, it posts back to (You)The Enterprise will be making another runThe Enterprise promises something for everyoneSet a course for adventureYour posts in a new generalStar Trek won't hurt anymoreIt's an open thread on a friendly boardIt's /trek/!Welcome aboardIt's /trek/
No wonder Voyager and nu-Trek are so shit.
>>153920079Another milkyway post.
>>153920079>ENT has the fewest female speaking roles of the Berman era showsNo wonder it was the most based.
>>153918372I think the show would have been better with Eazy-E as Chief Engineer.
VOY > TOS
>>153919795she is the epitome of bad leadership and arrogantly destroyed a planet and ship
>>153920259>Couldn't even find out who was beaming tribbles into her ass for an entire week
Jadzia was so pretty and nice, anons ;-;
>>153920079I don't even need a chart to tell you how many genders were on any show, ever.
>>153920299Pit Bulls should all be destroyed.
>>153919351That's enough, Proboscis Luke.
>>153920349But Erza was tiny and adorable like a kittenDid i mention my script with a time space anomaly and they get it on
>>153918372Was that version of Jordi still a nerd? Or was he fly?
>>153920259The guy was a genius and if she had worked with him and they picked an animal native to that planet and he could experiment more carefully in the open that would have saved the planet, and they could do the same for every planet with one of their native species
>>153919240I dont see Dax as sitting that archetype.
>>153920591She was in the early seasons. They changed her a lot after season 4.
>>153918897So what did they do with Lul's body
>Jadziacalm, collected, pleasant and soothing voice, relaxing presence, tall, elegant, statuesque, could talk about interesting scientific topics such as astrophysics and xenobiology, also a very skilled pilot and can fly through an asteroid field very fast with no problems>Ezrinervous wreck, shrill voice, short, goblinesque, would only talk about boring gay shit like psychology and would try to analyze you all the time
It's funny watching Dax in the early seasons as this sort of "Space Yoda" as the actress described her, and then from a certain point onward she's a girrrrl power slutty party bubblehead who gossips with her gal pals
>>153920513Typically, Ezra spam is Trek themed.
>>153920705It probably takes time to adjust to a new body.
>>153920705I liked the first one more.
>>153920349She was really pretty back then but now she looks like a psycho.
>>153920705sorry had an ESL moment, I meant "Girl Yoda" not "Space Yoda"
Dukat is so based it's unreal.
>>153920804She's still really pretty, I'd eat her bum.
It's crazy that a guy from a Twilight Zone episode is still alive desu
>When the show first began, the writers immediately ran into trouble with the character of Dax, finding it extremely difficult to define her. As Michael Piller later explained, "Having a Trill seemed like a really, really good idea at the time, but it was the most difficult character for us to define. Jadzia Dax escaped us. At first, we thought she was going to be ethereal, a Grace Kelly/Audrey Hepburn kind of goddess, and ultimately I think Ira Behr really figured it out, probably not until the second season, when he really made her a smart-talking, wise-cracking tough cookie." (New Frontiers: The Story of Deep Space Nine, DS9 Season 2 DVD special features) In 2014, Farrell commented she found the character initially frustrating. "The writers didn't know what to do with the character they created," saying she was asked to portray the character as a cross between Grace Kelly and Yoda. She was also irritated by a scene written where Dax gossiped about who was dating whom on the station, questioning, "Why would a 350 year old person care about who you're going out with?"  Piller explained, "The more we've written her, the more we're finding that she is not what she appears to be. That underneath this placid exterior, there's all these various personalities that she's gone through that are in turmoil and there's a lot of inner conflict. You know all the voices we hear inside ourselves are all made up of different subpersonalities; well she's got them all screaming at her in a variety of different ways." (Trek: Deep Space Nine: The Unauthorized Story, p. 11) Even Terry Farrel was upset when Dax went from "wise old man in a young woman's body" to "like, totally, let's go shopping!"
>>153918372why the fuck is ice cube wearing those gay ass glasses
>>153918897This is what does not make sense with the Picard show, they found a way to make thousands of Data type androids and not one sex bot.. Maddox wold have been pumping out Loli bots and sailor girl accessory pack and be able to buy his own planet
>>153920889She's right desu
>>153920672Uncle II0l dumped it with lyl.
>>153918457Any girls favorite is my favorite...for a few weeks.
>>153920901God she's so utterly mediocre, it's s downright disgusting.
>>153921595Attractive people are not allowed in nu trek or in nu wars
>>153921595>>153922029She's cuter than Daisy Ridley
>>153920804>GIVE ME THE SPOCK MONEY
I WANT CAPTAIN JANEWAY TO FART IN MY MOUTH
>>153922172Face like a foot
>>153922297I would trust that mouth with my cock unironically.
>>153922052Being better looking than a 2/10 isn't saying much
What are the best Dukat episodes, anons? I want to watch Marc Alaimo kino it up!
>>153918612DAILY REMINDER THEY NAMED THIS RETARDED TRASH MICHAEL BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A STEAMING PIECE OF SHIT
>>153922993The Neutral ZoneThe WoundedTime's Arrow
>>153922993Cardassians, The Maquis Part's 1&2, Civil Defense and Apocalypse Rising are some of his best
fuck bros I’m in too deep I think the captain knows I’ve been banging his daughter
>>153922135i'd rather have a turbofaggot like Ezra on a ship than the extremely boring Stamets and the hispanic
I missed Ezrafag
>>153919240>>153920591In DS9 I feel like it's Odo as much as it is Dax. Obviously Odo has feelings, but he's also very Lawful Neutral. He also checks a lot of the same boxes as Data, with both of them being unique (at first) and wanting to be more human.
>>153924268I'm literally always here, you just have to mention his name to summon me
>>153924449they're action figures
>>153924449They’re called minis.
>>153924470>that VF post about using a Brendan Frasier action figure and a chain as a grappling hook for climbing trees
>>153924430You must hate it when the Star Wars general talks about space Aladdin
>>153918457Dat Tanagra tho.
>>153918560In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is kang.
>>153924654Not really, I'm used to it because it's also used more often than that in some schizoposting on /pol/ As long as his honor remains defended then I'm happy
>>153924560Please , please repost it.
>>153925287That's beautiful. Do you have more? Does /trek/ have a wiki like /who/¿
>>153924449do you want to fuck his boipussi or something?sheesh, rent free, baby.
>>153925287VF as a kid is such a strange concept
>>153922993I just watched Waltz and it's probably one of my favorite episodes of the franchise, even if it's mostly talking in one place.
>>153926610> even if it's mostly talking in one placeThose are often the very best.
Please tell how to digest voyager, I just cannot get past the first handful of episodes. When does it get to feeling less like a slog?
>>153926877Season 7, Episode 26
>>153926877Voyager is great, you're the problem.
>>153926877Skip to Jetrel.
>>153926926>>153926942The duality of man.
>>153926877When Janeway drops that stupid fucking bun that made her look like a granny.
>>153927170God I want mommy Janeway to dominate my peener
>>153927193>you will never be forced marched to your own execution by your thick jawed MILF captain.
>>153927218Poor Tuvix... He didn't deserve it.
>>153927240yes he did
>>153927240Tuvix is an abomination
fuck tuvix should have just zapped him with a phaser and solved the neelix problem too
>>153926877If you want to be such a fucking baby, then you don't deserve her.
>>153927240>>153927260they just stole the name form my fantastic novel with a half demon named tudix, the one with the leprechaun Harry O'Palms and Gonade the Barbarian
>>153927294Yeah but then you lose your Vulcan chief of security. Not worth the cost, as annoying as Neelix is. Now a transporter "malfunction", that's more like it.
>>153927317they stole the borg chick form my trek novel but mine was pale with black leaher hotpants
>>153927359you mean when Neelix is being transported replace his pattern in the buffer with the card for lasagne
>>153918457Inner Light if I'm alone and in the right mood, The Defector or Cause and Effect or Conundrum if I want to just relax and have fun
>>153927435Exactly. Or just transport him into the nearest star. Oops.
>It's my engine room lad, I will use that word whenever I bloody well please.
>>153927690I don't like this.
>>153926610>>153926720>even if it's mostly talking in one place.The theatrics of oldtrek are what made it kino.
>>153927690It's not your engine room. It's Starfleet's engine room, which serves at the dispatch of the Federation Council.
>>153927732By God we have to get this warp engine back up and running lad! We got to de-polarize the exhaust manifold, I don't care if you have to send every damn pickaninny on this ship into the anti-matter chambers. just get it done!
>every even Star Trek movie is good while the odd numbered entries are badDo you agree?
>>153928887No>TMP - good>TWOK - good>TSFS - good>TVH - good>TFF - good>TUC - good>GEN - okay>FC - good>INS - okay>NEM - meh>ST09 - shit>ID - shit>BEY - shit
>>153929137>TMP - good
>>153929747Explain why it's good?
>>153929810might as well explain calculus to my cat.
>>153929911You're a jerk and that movie is awful.
>>153928887I never got that, from the TOS era only V is unanimously shat onTNG has only one good film out of 4
>>153930034>from the TOS era only V is unanimously shat on1 is famously considered slow and boring.
>>153930077Yeah if you're a brainlet.
>>153929935back to plebbit
>>153930034I like V, it's like a feature length TOS episode and it makes boomers cringe because it has a genuinely good secular humanist message.
>two autistic boomers pissing on each other in a star trek threadgay
>>153928887I know the complaints about 1, 5, generations and pretty much and TNG or nu movie, but what is there to complain about Search for Spock?
>>153930505It's not as large in scope. It's the nearest we get to Star Trek: The Motion Picture: The Series. Also it portrays everyone in Starfleet that's not a member of the Enterprise crew as a dipshit.
>>153930505I like the execution, but I really don't like the entire concept. WOK had a great ending, then SFS completely undoes it by reviving Spock and destroying the Genesis planet.
>>153930624Wrath of Khan is overrated.
>>153930694This but unironically
>>153930721This but unironically
>>153930738This but unironically
>>153930752This but unironically
>>153926877>Voyager doesn't have enough PEW PEW PEW space battles, and scary-looking aliens, and boobies!Maybe Lower Decks is more your speed, kid.
>>153927218>The lives of two unique individuals saved>THE NEEDS OF THE MANY..troll harder
>>153918457Measure of man
I recognized Ben Horne from Twin Peaks in DS9.
>>153924449They are gunpla model kits
>>153931306this but unironically
>>153931306I recognized that Lwaxana was married to Mr. Freeze.
>>153926877Voyager blows ass. It's a slog no matter what.
>>153931483>f*male captainWhat do you expect
>>153927170>>153927218I was initially attracted to Janeway. However with time, I found her increasingly annoying, stupid, and grating. Eventually I didn't even want to look at her face. Voyager is like marriage.
Janeway's voice is awful.
Nog always sounds like he's out of breath when he talks.
there’s no way the captain doesn’t know about us
Sisko always seems like he is secretly insane and barely holding himself together
>>153931675aren’t we all
That episode where Nog lives in the holodeck after he loses his leg was really sad desu ;-;
Ezri never really fit in the show or had any reason to be there other than to be a new Dax
>>153931796no need to add her at all with such a big cast, just took away from the rest.
better to live in the holodeck than go outside and get banged by the captain’s lusty daughter she’s trouble
>>153931675You can feel the insanity just straining to break free whenever he speaks. Even when he's just telling Jake he did a good job or some shit, you can feel it.
Whenever there's a scene of Vic Fontaine singing, you know you are in for some serious feels ;-;
>>153931893Opera Doc > Cringe Crooner
>>153931816no it isn't, stop that
>>153930505 unlike 1 and 2, it doesn't hold up by itself since the plot is just merely undoing everything established by 2Also unlike 1 and 2 the cinematography is incredibly bland and spartanIt feels like a pointless made-for-tv sequel to 2 as a resultAlso recasting Kirstie Allie was a fucking crime
When the replicator makes something, where does the matter come from????
>>153927446Conundrum is just a good solid episode honestly
>>153931980WOK doesn't hold up on itself, it relies too much on a single episode
if the captain’s daughter ever flirts with you by squeezing your butt at the start of your shift don’t flirt back, don’t squeeze her butt, don’t promise to find her later and get even, just report for duty and go to your duty station
>>153931980the fact that she was a fan of star trek and refused to take a paycut was the crime recasting was fair as fuck
>>153931941No. Fuck this self-absorbed creep.Sure out of all the characters on VOY he grows the most, but I never liked him.And I never got the hate for Neelix.
>>153931796>>153931819Although to be fair I did like the episode where she has to find the serial killer desu
>>153932059All you need to know is that Khan was a bad guy who Kirk beat up in the past, Chekov gives the audience the other relevant details in the bug scene, the rest of the movie is your tried and true revenge storySFS doesn't contribute anything interesting on its own merits: it's most dramatic moments are just undoing the introduction of Kirk's son from 2, undoing the creation of genesis from 2, undoing the death of spock from 2, and also some forgettable klingons die
I have this inside joke with my dad that our pet doggy is a Klingon haha
>>153932172Agreed. That episode was great.With the exeption of that stupid transporter-gun concept.
Ezri is in Cube. She plays a math student who gets stabbed and dies at the end.
>>153932118St3+4 Savik's hairdo is a crime against humanity
The even worse crime is Kira's lesbian Karen dyke haircut.
>>153932270She wears short shorts and in some of the shots of her crawling around you can see some of her pusy
>>153932243I wrote headcannon about the tr-116 and how ever federation ship had an armory for batte with the borg since the borg wasn't immune to projectile weapons
Jadzia did a lot more and actually had a purpose in the show and the crew needed her. Ezri was just there.
>>153932304Kira has always had a shitty haircut
>>153932118>refused to take a paycutShe said they never even asked her to come back
>>153932422>Kira has always had a shitty haircutYes, and she had a fat butt and wide hips too. It looked weird in her uniform.
>>153932364it's hard to replace a seasoned older cast member that has been on a show for years and years, especially when the show is winding down and everyone knows it. She was in an unwinnable situation given that she was younger and more inexperienced than Jadzia and way less competent and confident.
>>153932351>the borg wasn't immune to projectile weaponsWhen was this established? In First Contact Picard uses holographic bullets.
>>153932461funfact - Kira was fucking Sisko at one point (even though he was married)
>>153932506Was this before season 1? When did they say this?
>>153932482you can use a sword to kill a borg or mechanical traps picard also used holographic bullets which were "real bullets" y the borg weren't already adapted since they obviously would have encountered projectile bullets before so they don't have a defense against bullets or bladed weapons
>>153932482I feel like projectiles in general are weirdly ignored in Trek. They don't really mention it with the Borg. Also, ships ramming other ships is somehow always super effective, so I guess shields don't work like that?
>>153932206I'll add the the enterprise destruction scene is awesome, but it doesn't save an otherwise subpar movieEnterprise stealing sequence is overrated as fuck
>>153932596They weren't real bullets, they were force field projections, the same as any energy weapon. Eventually the Borg would have adapted. Sorry this breaks your headcanon bullshit.
>>153932545no I mean the actors. A friend of my ex-wife worked on set and said it was somewhat well known by the makeup artists and such.
>>153932646explain swords or hand weapons or how the borg still were effected by wooden traps? also they were holographic bullets imitating real bullets
>>153932665My dad works at Nintendo and says that your DSN gossip is wrong.
>>153932616it was ignored because using a 45 to kill a borg would be boring as fuckor first contact but everyone lives because they had a katana
>>153932693Imitating the effects of real bullets. Otherwise, why didn't Picard just replicate some tommy guns and liberate the ship? As for swords, going melee with Borg during FC and after is a quick way to get assimilated.
How physically strong is a Borg? Would he wreck any human in a fist fight?
>>153932781Typically, Data is stronger than Worf and even he would struggle with more than a few.
>>15393198424 century Starfleet matter replicators are matter-energy conversion devices related to the Transporter.
>>153932709I have no idea what the fuck that is supposed to mean, but ok whatever you say
>>153932861Fuck around and find out.
>>153932740>implying the replicators were working and not locked out when data encrypted the main computeryou got me honestly with that one claymores are like 3 feet long just start swingingthe enterprise was already falling
>>153932913>implying that all devices on a starship must be connected to the main computer and EPS gridAlso the Borg still use ranged stun attacks, Naurto-running at one with a broadsword would be incredibly dumb
>>153932955shit explodes in engineering when the shields by the saucer are hitclearly starfleet is autistc
>>153933009You all right there chief? Looks like you trailed off there at the end on that one.
>>153933045more implying that starfleet is autistic and would connect the replicators
>>153932167If you understood the origins of his personality matrix you'd know why he is the way he is, and how far he came over the course of the show.
>>153932167>hates doc>likes neelixlol. Just join the trannies on the lower decks.
>>153932167 neelix is a pedo like unironically
I'm annoyed that there's a guy who admitted he just scrolls down when he comes to /trek/, without even reading the posts.
What's new /trek/? BTW I'm not reading all that garbage.
>>153934886YOU'RE MISSING THE CONTEXT!!!
>>153934955Let me guess, a bunch of stale opinions, bitching about unfunny cartoons and tripfag drama?
>>153935030Why would you brag about being lazy?
>>153935052Why on earth would I spend time reading tranny posts, which at least 1/3 of posts here areI just come here to talk about how much I hate Voyager even though nutrek is immeasurably worse
>>153934769>>153935052Who doesn't do this? This how I've gone into every thread on this site since 2006
>>153935076Me but about DSN
>>153935121You have no idea how much it pisses me off that you call it that.
I'M STRAMING VOYAGER ON KINO.BEER
>>153935158can you add a chat room that doesn't require a (((Twitch))) account?
>>153935158I don't know how to find your stream from the info you posted.
>>153935274>>153935229its a website geniuses>>153935236I just posted "sneed" and was able to set my name as "chuck", no twitch
>>153935301dot beer is not a real domain
>>153935301One day digital archeologists will all have to watch that one episode of The Simpsons just so they can decipher millions of messages.
>>153935336>Homer>His car German, adorned in Gucci loafers
>>153932206Khan did nothing wrong though.
God I want a vulcan gf
>>153936551Are you sure?
>>153936189>Khan did nothing wrong though.Khan did all kind of shit wrong. The main thing he did wrong was be a needless dick to Kirk.
>>153935336Can a rat really grow hair so long it looks like a sheep?
>>153936801I've seen non-canon vulcans, but never an out of shape vulcan.
>>153936867Would. Still won't watch disc
Watching DS9, there is an blonde admiral that was in TNG. Prime granny fanny
>>153936867There’s a fat vulcan dude in ENT
Nearing the endnof DS9 and Garak and Dukat are the most interesting characters so far. I Like Quark and Odo. Dax is interesting. Kira is a blue haired dyke that I hate. Cisco is growing on me. O'Brien has the best episodes though being a hotheaded Irishmen and fixing everyones fuckups. I vaguely remember watching this show as a kid and not liking it because I thought it was going to be the TNG crew and these new guys from the first episode and was disappointed that they never came back.
>>153937105*season 2They are still hinting the dominion
>>153937105Kira will grow on you, but the Bajorans never will.
>>153935158Actually my favorite stream thank you
I wanna marry a xindi
>>153937184Yeah, because people think of Kira. Said literally nobody but DS9 coomers. Holy shit Kira is being irrational and arrogant again we haven't seen this every other episode. Don't forget how much hatred she harbors for the Cardassians. yawn.
>>153937316>CAPTAIN WHY ARENT YOU BEING EXTREMELY IRRATIONAL AND MURDERING EVERYTHING? DONT YOU REMEMBER THE 6 MILLION? SO WHAT IF IT GETS US ALL KILLED!
>>153937229What a cutie <3
>>153937527>Gene Roddenberry's self-insert gets killed when he is sick in he hospital Rick Berman was a real kike.
>>153937558Rick Berman saved Trek through 4 iterations after Roddenberry. He only makes blue hairs seethe because he made girls look sexy.
Fug....I think mirror verse T'Pol does it for me.
>>153937558Berman saved TNG, and wrote DS9, VOY and ENT in Roddenberry's image of trek, you can hate him or not but he saved trek for the next decade.
>>153937815DSN came about when television shows got a little deeper drama, every episode had continuation and arcs through out the series but rarely maintained the self-contained stories the the then standard of 1st episode-filler-2episodearc-filler-2 episode finale cliffhanger. That was something they couldn't get away from on network tv and was always built in. The filler episodes were self contained and told a captivating story that didn't really ever impact anything from episode to episode. DS9 kind of made every filler episode has some kind of impact on the next.
>>153937105Garak is the best character on DS9, but Shran is my all-time favorite ancillary character in trek