>Dick Tracy.Never seen it.
>>152180548>Death Becomes HerWell... I don't know what to think about this
>Stuart LittleI'm going to be followed around by an anthropomorphic mouse?
>>152180548>The Dark Knight one of my favorites desu
>>152180548It's one of the worst movies of all time and ruined Pacino's career.
>>152180548>dumb and dumberepic
>>152180548Ghost with Flatliners in second.
>A Series of Unfortunate Events
>Toy Story 2Whelp... time to buy a bunch of anime figures and become a full-time time nerd.
>>152180548thats fine, I guess.
>Truman ShowMakes sense.
>jumanjioddly one of probably like 3-5 movies i saw in theaters and never once again
>>152180548How do i even check that
>>152180548Go watch Dick Tracy right fucking now.
The Brady Bunch Movie? Never heard of this shit wtf
>>152180548>A Trip to the Moon Guess I'm going to space...
>>152180815You can't be serious. Literally Google, number 1 film xxxx year and go to your birth month.
>>152180836based centennial anon
>>152180548I don't know if this is going to be good or bad. Pls don't give me the cuck part 2021
>>152180816Even as a kid it looked too much like a kids film.
I’m lot old you are.
>>152180548MMy Big Fat Greek Wedding?AM I GONNA MAKE IT BROS? AM I GONNA SNAG ME A GREEK QT??
>>152180548>JackassDon’t know what to think of this.
>jeepers creepers 2So this year will be a shitty horror movie?
>>152180548>Alien vs PredatorWhoever wins, I'll lose.
>>152180882>Even as a kid i got filtered too much by this filmAnon, stop being a pleb.
>>152180888No older than op. Also witnessed.
>>152180852Anon don’t feed the retards they will die out shortly.
>>152180548>harry potter and the philosophers stoneMy family hates me, I'm going to be constantly amazed by my environment, a wizard is going to try to kill me, but I'm going to be okay because plot armor.Sounds pretty normal.
>pirates of the Caribbean dead mans chest Shit
>>152180930Stop trying to shill bad films you like.
uh are we basing this off the title or the content of the movie?
>>152180873Haha you were born a few months later than me! Its funny how 94 is such a minefield of movies. Mrs. Doubtfire, Lion King Ace Ventura, Forrest Gump, Mighty Ducks 2, Interview with a Vampire, Star Trek Generations.
Is shrek 2 good? I cant remember
>>152181029Me2 nice. Liar liar (top3) would've been much more accurate.
>The GrudgeAh fuck
The Lion KingMy dad's already dead though, so I don't need to live through that again.
>>152181021yeah, going through wiki's top movie list of 1994 was a whirlwind, so many kinos released that year holy shit take me back
number one in the united states or where I am? be specific, shithead
>>152180982How do you know it’s bad if you haven’t seen it. You are a communist aren’t you?
>>152180548Die Hard with a Vengeance.Surprising that it was actually the highest grossing film worldwide that year. Toy Story eventually overtook it but only through re-release a decade later.
Whole nine yards
a nigger movie!
>OutbreakThey cure the disease at the end, that's what I'm taking from this.
>>152180548>Bring it onFuck yeah, love that movie. Never expected it to rank number one in any charts though.
>UnderworldAm I turned into a vampire/werewolf hybrid or do I get to bang Kate Beckinsale?I see no wrong with this
>PaybackAin't marriage grand.
>>152180836based Vandal Savage anon
>>152180548>independence daySo literally everything in my life will be destroyed, but I'll punch an alien in the face?
>Fatal AttractionGoing to fuck a crazy bitch this year. No change there then.
>>152181121Better avoid any boats this year anon, atleast you get to fuck some hottie before you drown though
I'm okay with this
>>152181305i live by the seashore and work on the docks, gg
>>1521805481 Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone2 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 3 Monsters, Inc4 Shrek5 Ocean's Eleven6 Pearl Harbor7 The Mummy Returns8 Jurassic Park III9 Planet of the Apes10 Hannibalall kino, 2001 was incredible
>>152180548>HitchWould love for a cool black guy to help me get laid. That would be an amazing way to spend a year.
>>152180548Guess this is God telling me it's time to start killing whores
>>152181451is this movie kino?i never got to watch it
1995BILLY MADISONJOHNNY MNEMONICSHOW GIRLSTOMMY BOYWATERWORLDJUDGE DREDDHEAVYWEIGHTSGOLDEN EYEBRAVE HEARTSEVENDIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCETWELVE MONKEYSTANK GIRLDEMON KNIGHTJUMANJITHE BRADY BUNCH MOVIECASPERDUMB AND DUMBERMORTAL KOMBATTOY STORY
>Inglorious Basterdsok cool>inb4 zoomer
>>152180548>Star Trek: The Motion PictureFuck yeah! I'm gonna penetrate so many orifices.
>>152180548>The Silence of the Lambs Well I'm not turning into a nazi tranny like Buffallo Bill to feel like I belong, nor am I woman, so I guess I'll just end up having my face cut off by some psycho? Could be worse I suppose.
>Star Trek Generationsi dont know what this means
>>152181484It's been a while since I've seen it so I can't speak to the plot or the acting but it's visually very cool
>>152180548>Iron man 3Why live?
>The Passion of the Christhmm
It's a romcom thats a good sign right?
>>152180548>The AvengersYes. I'm a zoomer.No, there's nothing you can do about it
>Michaelwtf even happens in this, and what does this mean for me
>>152180715Holy shit me too.
>>152181223BB4L came out last year
>Blade 2That's good right?
>>152180888Same for me, Trips bro.
>Passion of the ChristOof. Though I am a Christian so maybe that's a message?
>>152181769so? fuck you nigger
>Pretty Womancould be worse I guess
>>152180548>Revenge of the SithI guess I'll finally turn to the dark side.
>>152181812So your post implies you are 1 year old, retard
Am I about to be pegged by Penelope Cruz for the rest of the year?
>>152180548Great. Just great.Literally gay and absurd.Wonderful. But fitting for the dark carnival timeline we've slipped into.
What in the fuck did they mean by this?I do remember the girl being very hot though so thats a plus
>>152180548>American Pie 2 Boy if only these fortunes things were accurate.
>What Lies BeneathWhat mean?
>Cat in the HatI have become big guy, breaker of sneed.
Megamind. Barely missed SAW 3D.Yes im a zoomer
>>152181856poison ivy gave me one of my first boners watching this film iirc
>>152180548>Ace Ventura: Pet DetectiveIt's been a while since I've seen this bros, is it a good thing or not that the rest of 2021 will turn out this way for me?
>How the Grinch Stole Christmasnot sure if good or bad
>>152180626RIP your virginity, if not your life>>152180638yikes
>>152180796>>152181959February '84 bros, represent
Somebody STOP ME
>John QNever heard of it before.
>>152180548MAKE THEM PAY OPMAKE THEM ALL PAY
>He's Just Not That Into You (2009)??? What the fuck?
>I got a super mainstream one>first image I googled had Heath Ledger's characterThe only interpretation that jumps out for me is I'm going to get fucking shot bros.
>>152181959>Is it a good thing or not that the rest of 2021 will turn out this way for me?>Master animal whisperer regularly bedding women and making out with a tranny.Up to you how you take to that anon.
>>152180548>Never seen it.You should rectify that. It's campy comic book kino.
>>152182034Man, you had really better hope your year doesn’t pan out like that flick lol.
>>152180548>The Two TowersI don't know if this is good or bad
>>152181807Are you the messiah? Can you die for my sins or something?
>>152180548Nice data mining thread
>sept 10th '01I don't have time to watch The Musketeer! Get me a line to the president!
>>152181637>>152181807fellow saviors whats up?
>>152180548Never seen it.
>>152182122>implying anyone answers honestly and instead just picks films that are funnyuseless for dm
>>152180848I'll be the Sam to your Frodo then.
>>152180548Mission: Impossible.Well, I'm fucked.
>Born September 7th, 1994.>10 years later Hero was number 1 in the box office at the time Not mad about it.
>>152182062>Master animal whisperer regularly bedding women and making out with a tranny.Oh... right. Well, at least he was a cute tranny. I could manage a bit of reciprocal gayness if it meant banging all the real women in the movie.
>>152180548>Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concertuh bros what does this mean?
>>152180688The way the government has been releasing footage of ufos, I don't find this too far fetched.
>>152182204This can't be real. What the hell am I even looking at?
>>152182009Ace Ventura was 94
I already knew my life was a joke
Body of Lies. Never seen it so if anyone has let me know if this will end well or not.Also was very nearly Beverly Hills Chiuahaha, which I think would probably be better
>>152182226In this movie the mission is clearly possible and they did everything good anon. Right? I don't remember the movie.
>>152180548>monsters vs aliens based I get to fuck a giant woman
>Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part 2
King Kong. Looks like I'm returning to monke
>Home AloneI believe it!
Phone Booth (2002)>Publicist Stuart Shepard finds himself trapped in a phone booth, pinned down by an extortionist's sniper rifle.Accurate metaphor.
>>152182162>>152181641>>152181343>>152182331Suddenly the terrible quality of this board is starting to make sense.
>>152182240After watching this I asked my mother what they were all so grossed out about and she said hemorrhoids.
>>152182056Watchout for hatchets.
>>152182291Anon, the OP... >The box office movie that was number one on your 10th birthdayFebruary 1994 - 10 =
>>152182240As long as the dicks don't touch
>>152181550Sounds like you're be eating someone soon ;)
Black Hawk Down, considering I live in the South and the way things are going, it's pretty likely
>>152180548I just knew all that shitposting would came back to bite me on the ass
>>152182316I think only Tom Cruise survived.What if I'm part of the first team? I don't want to get impaled through the eyes man.
Fuck sake I don't want my dog to die lads.
god damn it
>>152182388this is our town scrub
>>152182388Early 20s is like the ideal age to be browsing here, I don't get your problem
>this is our town scrub
>>152182306I can't remember how it ends but your fingers will see better days.
never heard of it, someone help me out?
>>152182522Or the nasty helicopter crash in the tunnel
>>152182609I haven't seen it but my mom cried at the end. I had to rewind it for her and I guess a bear is going to kill you when you get old.
National Lampoon's Vacation
The Sixth Sense. If I'm already dead get me the hell out of this awful existence.
>>152182669well fuck but thanks for letting me know
>saharamost based movie in this thread
MAAH MECHANICAL SPAADER
>Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragonkino
>>152180548Pulp Fiction.Seems appropriate for clown world.
a horrible slasher, apparentlydidn't even have prom
Is that a veiled threat upon my life?
>>152182696Is the story true that someone came up with the idea for the mechanical spider, and then they wrote a film around it?
>>152181254The Ghost and The Darkness, underrated film.
>>152180548>The Last CrusadeI'm feeling it bros
>>152182609Do you have two brothers? Because boy do I have some sad news about a lady who's about to come into your lives. Especially if you all go off to fight in a war. You're pretty fucking doomed to lots of misery, I'm afraid. You should definitely watch it, though. It's true 90s kino. Then when you want more period movies about brothers living in Montana starring Brad Pitt you just watch A River Runs Through It. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwflZj2ldmA
>>152182713Dude, you get to bang Kate Winslet in her prime. Talk about winning at life.
Can we do another one mine was lame.
>>152182693>I like to dream starts playing
>>152182822you want to be reborn? how?
>>152182750Nah, this is just the year you take up pottery classes to get a new hobby. Good on you, bro.
>>152181895>I'm touching his ass
>>152182808I can't read I thought it was birth year at first >Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menacestill pretty ominous
>1997 Special EditionOh yeah baby
>>152180548If they made Dick Tracy today, it would be called Tracy's Dick.
Uhhh bros? I think I'm gonna make it.
>>152180660Based 90 bro
>>152180548>The Mummy ReturnsI’m okay with this.
>Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
>>152182917I'm ok with this.
>>152180548>Deep impactWhat did they mean by this??
>>152182920Are you Jewish?
>>152180548>Titanicyep, seems like my life's about to sink
>>152182954I'm coming for that booty, boy.
>>152180548>Apollo XIIIeeeeeh can't tell if good or bad...gonna be a father this year tho
>The Scorpion KingWith the Rock? What do I do with this?
>>152180548>Fatal Attraction Well at least I'm gonna get laid
>>152183008become tiger king except with scorpions
>tfw I'm gonna break some bucks this yearhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwmJBs2qu7k&t=1m32s
>>152180548>rush hour 3Damn, I wonder what's war good for
>>152182968My parents wouldn't let me see that but they still got me an action figure from it.
>>152180548>Nightmare on Elm StreetHmmmmm
>>152182962I got some jew in me, but not much.
Porky's. Had the biggest #1 stretch in the year that E.T, Conan, and Blade Runner came out. FFS.
>Schindler's ListW H O A
>>152183099It said 10th birthday, anon
>>152183099Jesus I feel old but you're almost hitting the 50 bar
>>152182606God damn it
>Mr. Deeds>A sweet-natured, small-town guy inherits a controlling stake in a media conglomerate and begins to do business his way.I'm a small town guy so I guess I inherit a media conglomerate? Never seen the film but this sounds great.
>>152183060Both the 89 Batman and Batman Returns weren't exactly kid friendly. My dad rented the 89 Batman and Batman returned it after watching the first couple minutes because he didn't want us kids seeing it. He was expecting something more like the Adam West Batman, which is what baby boomers like him think of when they hear Batman.
>>152183134So it did. Basic Instinct...
>>152183186I remember watching the 89 batman with my dad at like 6 years old and being scared shitless by jack nicholson. I wanted to stop watching but didn't want to seem like a pussy so I endured.They don't make capeshit like they used to *crack* *sip*
>Home Alone>Die Hard 2>Flatliners>Ghostthis doesn't look good bros.
>>152183157You don't end up with the money in the end, some random footfag on here will get it. Also you're cursed to live the life of a mediocre remake of a Gary Cooper classic.
>>152182647that was apparently unscripted, and was a segment directed by -
>>152183060Why is batman wearing a quilt
>>152180548>Crocodile Dundee>im AustralianFAAARK
>>152180548>a few good menDoes this mean 2021 is the year I become homosex? Or will I be involved in a military tribunal?
>>152183297To shield him from the powerful radiowaves coming from his missile firing radio dish weapon, obviously.
>Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest I have no idea what to think of that.Will i be eaten by a giant octopus?
>>152181186Same, based Librafags.
>>152183251Gee anon, how come your mom let you have FOUR tenth birthdays?
>>152183371>astrologycome on faggot
>>152183330wait no I didnt read OP's post properly, 10th birthday not birth date.>The Ghost and the DarknessHAHA im gonna get eaten by lions!
>>152183297It's called a gambeson you dumbfuck.
>Cloverfieldbetter go get my barfbag
>>152183356So everyone in the vicinity who isn't wearing a quilt gets cancer? Batman is a bit of an arsehole.
>>152183297when I was younger, I wanted a suit made of a quilt to wear in the winter.
>>152180548>The Twilight Saga: Eclipse2021 was already fucking hell but Jesus at least it will be an unintentional comedy now
>>152183366Or hentai porn.
>all those zoomers itt
>>152183390Let's be honest here, anyone living in Gotham is bound to get cancer sooner or later. It's either that, lead poisoning or asbestos.
>>152183386Literally not the same.
>>152183379the list didn't specify the dates for them being highest, just releases, so i picked from around it.loneliness and death, apparently.
>>152183380>not knowing astrologyNGMI
What was best box office in 1976? Rocky? I’m okay with this.*Image of cartoon dog drinking coffee in a burning room.
>>152183380Octobercuck just doesn't have the same ring to it.
>>152183405YOU AH LIKE BABYshe's going to squat on your head and carry you around in her uterus with your head poking out the vag so you can breathe.
>>152183442It said number one at the box office
>>152183379Kek.>>152183442Everyone else understood my original post.
>Ice AgeI swore that movie came out later than 2002.
>>152183438Literally go fuck yourself.
>>152180548>The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the KingBased
Man I love data harvesting threads
>>152183481I said the list, the website I went to with the list on it.it just said the year on it, so i had to guess by release date.everyone else understood my original post.
>>152180548Air Force OneDunno what to think about it.
The Mummy Returns>>152182941Based
Lmao wtf is this shit
>>152183500Babby can't take criticism.
>>152183493underage ba-oh, wait. that was 19 years ago. you're 29.why does 2002 feel like 2 years ago
>>152182868I’m saying pick a different year lmao.
>The phantom menaceI'm ok with this
>>152183541It's not ops fault you can't use Google properly.
>>152183572You don’t know what parody movies were? I remember one of those coming out after every major blockbuster.
>>152183575Take this dick, faggot.
>Panic Roomoh shit
>>152183572>2% God damn
Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban. Gay flick, gay month. Guess I'm destined for faggotry.
>>152183616I know but i never heard of it and it was box office n.1 for a while so people were excited about it, I'm actually considering watching it
>>152183516Oh no now they'll know the average age of a small subset of posters on /tv/
>>152183516Is it time to gather the apples then? The time of year would suggest that they are not yet ripe sir, as is evidence by the size of the fruit as well as the surface humidity. By my estimations they would need an average of 2 to 3 weeks more to mature to a state where they would be most for human consumption. Would it not be better to wait until then and return to collect the fully ripened fruit, sir?
>>152180548>The AssassinFrom what I gathered from the plot synopsis, I guess I'll stop being reclusive, which would bite me in the ass later.
>>152183541Did you ever think to maybe not use that website, since everyone else clearly wasn't using it?
Will I get laid?
>>152183604ah, we are supposes to use google. while signed in to our mobile phone verified account I expect, at the same time as being logged in to our gold account on here.it is op's fault. op is a faggot, and so are you.
>>152183516I answered five times and none of them were my real birthday.
>>152180548>Batman ReturnsI will battle a short, fat man and have a turbulent romance with a kinky psychopath.
> True LiesSounds about right
The Rugrats Movie.Lol. Beginning of the end I guess.
>>152183572I refuse to believe that absolute shit was anywhere near the top of the box office. There was literally one single bit that made me crack a smile, I remember it so clearly because no other comedy movie has ever failed to make me even smile twice.
>>152183696which website clearly is everyone clearly else clearly using then, clearly? you're just seething with envy because my selection was roll about laughing funnier than your dull, dry, thoughtless mass of powdery grey dust.i'm going for a poo, and I'm dedicating it to you.
>>152180548Oh great. Forest Gump. It's going to be retarded. My year is gonna be retarded.......or will it be retarded triumph???
>>152183730I answered once and now I have a glow nigger op and his fed pal on my back for not providing my exact birthdate.
There was no need for this
>>152180548>The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
>>152183516Nigga they can create a replica off of you by observing how you write 5 replies on YouTube with 3+ words. There's no hiding who you are anymore unless you completely disconnect or are a legit schizo.
Looks like shit
>despicable meI will become minion
>Jerry MaguireI've never seen it, should I?
>How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)Minus being green and having a dog I already am living that life
>>152183789Don't worry we already know your DOB. They aren't with us though so I'm triangulating their position as we speak. Predator drone incoming.
>>152183239>>152183308Mein Bruders... Astrologically
>>152183762>getting so butthurt that you have to run off to shit lmao
>>152180548saw this wit my 4th grade class in theaters rite before summer vacation shortly after i turn ten. was pretty epic dude, fuck the haters.
What am I in for?
>>152183791Oh the first Waynes World is classic. The sequel sucked as did every movie MM went on to do. I don't get the Austin Powers series popularity...at all.
>>152183900>seething so much he stays gripping the monitor with both hands while shitting himself in his chair
>>152180548Probably Avatar. I'll need to check.
>>152183844can it be a female predator drone that face sits me
>>152183804Got some comfy music out of it, though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYWuo9OFAwDon't go riding your bike by any roads and you'll be fine.
>>152184002>n-no ur the one that needs to poop!!! Embarrassing display.
>Meet the FockersSo uh, I get a cute wife, a cool CIA step-dad, and (after a series of wacky events) a loving new family?Also a cat that shits in the toiletI remember the movie being shit, but that's not a bad outcome, I'll take it.
>>152184053you don't go to the toilet when you need to poo poo, that puts you in the "need a handler" category. not something to be proud of.>Each box office year ends on the first Sunday of the following year. The next year starts the following day (Monday). For example, the "2004 box office year" ended on Sunday, January 2, 2005.no one here has posted accurately. it should be taken from January the first of the year following their tenth birthday.
>>152184089No, you have to watch the movie every day now
>>152184089you kiss your mother too, and your sister. and your girlfriend runs off
>>152184102>it should be taken from January the first of the year following their tenth birthdayNigger it said which was number 1 at your tenth birthday, not number 1 throughout your tenth birth year
>>152184136I just realized I mixed Meet the Fockers up with the first film, Meet the Parents.hell I don't think I've seen the sequel, so this is going to be a surprising year>>152184103Anon please no
>>152184143so then it would be the box office winner of the previous year.
>>152184102>he still doesn't understand the rules set up by OP Jesus christ you're a special kind of retard, aren't you?
>>152184216>so then it would be the box office winner of the previous year.Nope, the #1 changes on a day to day basishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_1990_box_office_number-one_films_in_the_United_StatesLearn to read
>>152184030Okay but it's going to be second from the left.
>Wayne's WorldParty on then.
>>152184260*second from the right.
>>152184089>>152184207I'm double retarded, the number one was actually Hitch.I've never seen it, but by skimming the synopsis:>become a charismatic ladies man>but get massively smitten with a lady I cannot woo>get cucked, she gets married to someone else, end up singleHmm this sounds worse.
>>152184410You can just be Kevin Smith, who gets the girl IIRC
>>152184234>pretends he isn't opgesticulate and pipe
>>152184260third from left.i have a real government appointment now, in 30 minutes in fact. I'll report back in about an hour or so if the thread is still up as to whether a woman pissed down my throat.
>>152184556>he thinks facesitting is about watersportslol
>>152184565>he thinks it isn't about being a human toilet
>>152184529>nooo more than one person can't be calling me a retard for being the only one in the thread incapable of following instructions, it must be only OP! Everyone else here knew how to arrive at one movie for an answer, except for you. You colossal moron.
>>152184603It's not, virgo.
>>152184556You will get pic related. She has been drinking nothing but monster for days.
YEAH ! WHERE ARE ALL MY ICE PICK WIELDING COLD AS HELL MURDERING LESBIAN BITCHES BE AT ?
>>152180548>To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmarit's been trannies all year so far, trannies for the rest of the year i guess
>>152183798More info on that particular algorithm please?
>>152185553You already said too much. I can read your mind now.
>>152185591What I am thinking right now?
>>152180548>Independence Day O fug bro’s. The UFOs it all makes sense now