Post /tv/ approved movie characters.
Barry was the worst thing to happen to the group, he sabotages everything and is an idiot.
>>150454911Is that an islamic argument brother? I only listen to islamic arguments.
>>150454911I agree, Waj and Faisal would have made for far more competent leaders
>>150454881This movie was cringe as fuck and isn’t even remotely funny.
>>150455151Yeah bro it's an islamic argument, jihad is only recognized as legitimate when the call for it is made by the Caliphate, and as it stands there hasn't been a Caliphate since Ataturk disbanded it.
>>150454911t. jaffa cake consoomer
>>150454881>make the most radical retard a white guygood one
>>150455489He's based on a real person, this white supremacist who took a look at the Koran and realized its tenets enabled his worldview more.
>>150455489white converts are more radical than average muslim tho
>>150455244it had some good jokes but the ending fell apart. the main characters dying had zero emotional impact. i know it's a comedy movie, and that it's the "point" that they all accomplished nothing with their terrorism, but come on now. could've driven it home more with the retarded guy being manipulated into it, and the main guy suiciding out of depression rather than as a real act of terrorism rubber dingy rapids
>>150455489Converts are always nuts
Easily my favorite movie.>I got hostages and everything, like xbox counterstrike
I love the movie cuz it could easily have the same plot and characters but with a different ideology. Would love to see an 'alt right' version where the most extreme member is mixed race, where the leader is a bachelor degenerate who has a brother with a perfect white family and kids who doesn't believe in any of the racial political bullshit like Omar's brother who was a traditional fundamentalist but he abhorred terrorism.
>>150455489That's accurate. The 'zealous of the convert' is an established trope.
>>150455898I couldn't disagree more. Their deaths were great. Hasan taking fellow muslims hostage, only for the SWAT to kill his hostage thinking the hostage is the terrorist is brilliant. And Omar makes a comment early on about wanting to make his death mean something, and to not just blow up a drug mart. But after everything falls apart he does just that.The only death I didnt like was Faisals.
Best dark comedy since Dr. Strangelove
>what should we blow up?>the US embassy, or some other slag utility
>>150456745yeah same, I was actually surprised at how affecting the ending was given the tone of the rest of the movie
>>150456898No other movie had me laughing and crying as much as this one. The part when he goes to the hospital to say goodbye to his wife one last time and that they'll see eachother again 'upstairs' really killed me.
>tfw you find yourself in the sovereign territory of Egypt
>it must be the target, I just shot it
>>150455898>the retarded guy being manipulated into it, and the main guy suiciding out of depressionlmao both of those things ARE what happened.
I'm the mujahedeenI'm makin' a sceneNow you gonna feel what the boom boom meansIt's like Tupac saidWhen I die I am not deadWe are the martyrs You're just smashed tomatoesALLAH ACKBAROh just cuz I'm Muslim you thought it was real?
>>150457254He had a chance to stop his brother killing loads of people, fuck him
>>150454881Is that Jonah Hill?
>>150458167Would you betray your brother to the feds?
muslims genuinly have this level of self awareness
>>150458374If he's planning to murder dozens? Yeah
>>150456575Morris should have done The Day Will Come about feds entrapping a right wing larper instead of that black guy
>>150458536I might urge him to reconsider but I'd never rat out family unless they were abusing children or animals
>>150458733>condemning innocents to die just because you share blood with a schizoliteral nigger mindset
>>150458733>unless they were abusing childrenhaving your dad/mum shredded by a bomb counts as abuse in my book
>>150458851Well if it's kin on kin I might go to the police.>>150458788Why would I care about people I'm not related to?
>>150458981>Why would I care about people I'm not related to?Jew or gypsy, /tv/?
DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT
>>150459238Why dont you go ahead and give all your money to those starving african kids if you care so much about people who aren't related to you? Or maybe go raise someone's bastard child, since genes dont matter to you
>>150454911You’re a jew. Shut it
>>150456623wtf is that yanderedev
For me, it's blue jam
>>150454881i liked the camer evade technique