>>149244676why did mark agree to this? there is no way he is hard up for cash at this point
TLJ was so bad I didn’t even watch the last one.
>>149244787>be mark hamil>sign on for bland-but-sure-to-sell JJ pablum, but you gotta sign a 3 pic deal>it's cool, you'll be able to support your family for generations >we'll get really competent people to work on the sequels don't worry
>>149244676How did Luke not die from years of drinking unpasteurized milk?
>>149244787He didn't know what he was signing up for.>>149244812Based as fuck
>>149244812toxic fanbase. why do you hate wahmen?
Everything about the sequels is so surreal. It's hard to accept that they even exist at all. There's little left to say about them by now but their consequences are astounding.
>>149245377elaborate. other than the general lowering of the bar, what are the long-term consequences of the Three?
>>149245404I think it's the fact that the brands reputation has been tarnished so badly, that it's almost un-salvageable, Solo's performance was a casualty of that, while hardcore fans will likely watch almost all the shows that come out, the general audience still have a bad taste in their mouths from the Neo-movies and it shows, Basically, Disneys horrible management of Star-wars doomed it.
>>149244676What does it taste like bros?
>>149245716milk and mold
>>149245742>>149245716raspberry and diesel
>>149244676this is still incredibly disgusting and i can't believe it got approved for a kid's film with the Disney logo in the year 2017. What the fuck.
>>149245404The ST made the PT seem pretty good by comparison.
>littlekuriboh voiced the visual impaired audio version for this and uses this scene where he's describing Luke drinking the blue milk in detail as his entrance for cons
>>149244787He's a cucked faggot It got him off
>>149245716Salty milk and coins
>>149245887Why the fuck would libel Mark Hamill in this fashion? The man is based.
>>149244812He thought they were bringing the band back together.
>>149245936yeah...just hold this tambourine, you're still integral to the plot
>>149245925Thanks for the laugh, anon
>>149244812I watched the prequels with my family and episode 7 thy slept during TLJ and we never talked about watching RoS
>>149244812TLJ was so bad it drove me back to the EU as the real continuation of SW.
>>149245377>"Somehow, Palpatine returned."I still can't imagine how they thought that keeping that line was okay.
>>149245685For starters, Star Wars is DEAD. Deader than disco. Even though one could say The Mandalorian was a hit, it's effectively little more than an epilogue since the franchise overall had pissed away any goodwill it had accrued by that point.
>>149247866Boba fett series WILL be kino, you will be excited and consume the product when it's available for streaming services.
>>149244676Well, where did you think milk comes from, Ameritard?The supermarket?
>>149244676It's very funny that this scene has no relevance for the plot, and is only thematically important (if at all).I have no idea what that importance could be though.Also Mark looks like Zizek there.
>>149249705The scene is relevant in its function to piss off whiny fanboys.Seriously though: It's a visual respresentation of what Luke has become. (So, yeah, seriously pissing off whiny fanboys.)
>>149244812this but I stopped at TFA
>>149249807this but I stopped at ANH
>>149244787Mark has something like 1% cut in all star wars profits forever, never going broke.
>>149249876I'm pretty sure that was just Alec Guinness and only applied to the original film, not merchandise and other bullshit.
>>149244957It's a space alien cow. They're different.
>>149249804>Its function is to piss off fanboysThat could be true, there are other scenes that seem to be made for snide reaction gifs, but it's odd to analyse a movie in those terms. >It's a visual respresentation of what Luke has become>Old man sucking at the teat of a manateeHuh?
Daisy Ridley Net Worth: $6.5 million.Mark Hamill Net Worth: $20 million.Ewan McGregor Net Worth: $25 million.Keira Knightley Net Worth: $60 million.Natalie Portman Net Worth: $62 million.Harrison Ford Net Worth: $230 million.Liam Neeson Net Worth: $145 million.lol
>>149244676thumbnail looks like a giant flaccid penis
>>149249837i've never watched star wars because it's a shit franchise for children
>>149245716That chalky part of the drink an effervescent tablet dissolves in.
>>149250149You need to watch the Ewok films though. They were "A Star Wars Story" before "A Star Wars Story" became a thing.
>>149244676It's really cool they used a real Irish woman for this scene when shooting on location.
>>149245377To be honest the same (still) can be said about the prequels, but somehow the internet forgot.
>>149250149I'm in your camp.
>>149249705Luke is trying Rey, doing all the useless and disgusting shit. He's testing her will, just like Yoda did to Luke in ESB.For fucks sake.
>>149245863Littlekuriboh is still uploading shit AND relevant enough to be booked for cons? Huh.
>>149245863Do you have a video link? I can't find it...if it exists.
>>149245780Has it really been that long since this dumpster fire released? Seems like just yesterday.
>>149250944But Yoda tested him by trying to figure out his intentions and shit "why do you seek Yoda" etc.Yoda didn't like, jerk off in his face and gross him out him to make him pay a price of admission/have a laugh.
>>149250944What disgusting shit were you thinking of btw
>>149245716bags of sand
>>149244812Same here Such a shame because 7 was decentSure it's just a New Hope but worse but it at least set-up some interesting things only for all of it to be thrown out the window because le expectations subverted xddd
>>149244676Would titty mmhm yup
>>149244812i walked out of TLj never seen a star wars movie since
>>149244676What's some quintessential breast milk kino?
>>149253528I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case. Fans routinely confuse memes with the movies themselves.
Imagine having Rian Johnson as your boss.
>>149244812I still haven't seen tlj
>>149245377I'm not one of those people who believe that Kennedy ruined Star Wars and that Star Wars is dead (I think Disney just needs to hire a new person who actually cares for the franchise), but she definitely killed the mainstream appeal/the prestige of a new Star Wars movie. True SW fans will always return, but I feel the general audience will always be a bit sceptical of new instalments (even after The Mandalorian).Which it's weird, because appealing to both a mainstream audience and the hardcore fans was something Star Wars did quite well in the past. And, even after the Disney purchase, the initial response of both of them when the Sequel Trilogy and the cast was announced was even generally positive. But I believe the Sequels will always be remembered as a huge missed opportunity.Whoever is responsible for the creative decisions throughout the trilogy gaslit both the hardcore fans and the general audience. I'll blame mostly on a rushed pre-production (either movie had around one year before filming) and the change of directors (a new director for each movie in a trilogy is such a bad idea that I won't even explain why because I think it's obvious?), because I want to believe that Kennedy shot herself on the foot by accident and I thought that was she was doing was profitable in some way.From what I understand, the Sequel Trilogy has "fans", but they aren't necessarily Star Wars "fans": it's more like how Hancock (starring Will Smith) or Jumper has "fans". These new fans are more interested in the potential of the characters than the actual movies.But TFA came out in 2015 and TROS in 2019, so we'll have to wait a few years to fully understand the cultural impact of the Sequel Trilogy.
>>149254920Damn, I didn't know he was that retarded
>>149250078They wish...Only people that are even close areNatalie Portman because religion ,Ewan McGregor did a lot of shit so it could be an mill or two more.Rest I don't know or care.
>>149255143Mouse hands typed this.”True fans are obsessed” ”new leadership”I’m on to your narrative of ”we’ll fix it, swear to god”
>>149254920>have experts and professionals on your team>ignore their adviceA true master of subversion
>>149255341I'm not with the mouse, I'm just autistic. Companies like Disney exist to earn money not to create art, but they're losing money due to the sequels. Lucasfilms were incompetent to an absurd amount. It's both funny and sad at the same time.
>>149250896The internet never forgot. The prequels at their worst were at least memorable (especially the dialogue).I can't remember a single thing about the sequels.
Remember that first trailer for TFA in 2014? Imagine watching that then immediately opening this thread and seeing that image
It's mostly racists and sexists who hate TLJ and that makes finding friends easier.
>>149253528I mean, considering prime Luke, you can't blame Yoda to use the old "testing his faith" jedi trick, or any made-up bs