Gatekeeper... what the BLOODY HELL are you doing on top of that crate?! You have two seconds to get your ass down here and back to your station. Yes, that control panel in the booth behind the two-inch thick plexiglass. You will sit there and wait for the delivery team to radio the all-clear that the crate has been secured to the paddock wall with the locking mechanisms. Christ almighty, its like you guys want an OSHA inspector to tear us a new asshole.
>>147061553Was the raptor in the cage supposed to be the Big One or just one of the regular raptors?
Dr Grant... the electronic locks are just a convenience, of course all the doors to the control room can be locked manually in the event of a power or communications outage. We’re not running a traveling carnival here.
Dennis... You're absolutely right, I have been cheap in my rush to open the park. The work you've done is integral to the safe operation of Jurassic Park and you should be fairly compensated. A higher wage, Ingen stock option, and perhaps a $1.5 Million dollar bonus? I'll even buy you a succulent costa rican meal.
>>147062339>Have unique character who is the only one who understands the computers>Also have him be ridiculously fat, anti-social, wear glasses, messy and probably smells bad>Name him NerdyBravo Spielberg.
...well all the animals in Jurassic Park are spayed or neutered at the appropriate age. This has the added benefit of making them less aggressive.
>>147062636>I am totally unappreciated in my time.
>>147062906They were actually all trannies. No wonder they were so hostile.
>>147061943never mentioned, but it brings it full circle if "the big one" is both the one in the opening, the one who eats muldoon and the last raptor to charge the rex. gives her more of a character.
>>147063752I agree, but I only ask because the fucking thing gets shot up at the end of the opening.So if it's her, how the fuck is she so bulletproof?
>>147063814girl power. dinosaurs eat man. woman inherits the earth.
>>147061553>implying Costa Rica has OSHA
>>147063814I don't the raptor that eats the guy get shot up. Muldoon tells them to shoot her because he knows the animals are too dangerous to be kept around, especially after it had a taste of human flesh, but I don't think the employees went ahead and did it.
>>147064011You can clearly hear the gunshots, anon.https://youtu.be/ffW4YD5WErI?t=88
>>147064078No you don't, they're using the cattle prods to try and get it to let go.
>>147063814Didn't you see the babies already being hatched? They blew her ass away because she got a taste of human flesh and put her down like a rabid dog. They just grew another one.
>>147064093They had assault rifles on standby.
>>147064146If it got out of the cage, not if it dragged someone in. Those things are expensive and they can't be discarded just because it ate some Panamanian.
>>147064198Okay.But there's gunshots. It got shot up.
>>147064213No, it didn't.
>>147064242Get your hearing checked, my man.
>>147064288You need to get your hearing checked. You've lived a sheltered existence and gunshots sound nothing like that.
>>147064312Projecting, but ok.Tell me, anon. Why is it that the cattle prods that were making a distinctly different noise just moments before all of a sudden start popping like a round went off after Muldoon told them to shoot her?
>For your safety, all vehicle doors will be securely locked for the duration of the tour. Please do not attempt to open the doors or exit the vehicle. In the event of an emergency, pull the red handle located in the center console, this will immediately stop the vehicle and release the door locks, and an emergency response team will be dispatched to your location.>In the unlikely event of a power outage in the park, the vehicle’s backup batteries will activate, and a preprogrammed emergency routine will return you to the visitors center. >Please do not allow children under age 16 to handle the night vision goggles in the box below the rear seat. They are heavy and expensive.
ELLIE CAN YOU PLEASE BOOT UP THE DOOR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS
>>147064809OH WOW AN INTERACTIVE CD-ROM!
>>147061553>ayo shouldn't we like tranquilize this thing while transporting it?