Hello, I'm Liar Darkfalse, I'm here to interview for the position of Grand Vizier
was he a diversity hire?
>>147058889A JUST question my liege
>>147058906God's chosen race.
>>147058870Funniest /tv/ meme in a while.
Of course you can trust me, Gandalf. It’s not like I’m sort of Sauron’s man.
>Sauron has returned to middle earth and is possibly using wizards to do his bidding! I need to tell my friend Sauron Man about this...
>>147058870Wormtongue is his nickname among the people of Edoras. It's not like Mr. Werewolf from Harry Potter. Tolkien was smarter than you
>>147059283Why do Tolkienfags keep having to keep "correcting the record" every time this meme is made?
ACKCHULLY Rohirrim didn't use last names, making Wormtongue a nickname most likely given to him after he started influencing Theoden. Secondly, the men of Rohan used a name scheme referencing their father's line, meaning Gríma most likely came from a family of Grímalds and Grímars
>>147059283>>147059336uh attention all nerds or NIGGERS as I like to call them... need to leave /tv/ right now, because if you don’t I will make you all slaves again!!!
>>147059336>ACKCHULLYYou're trying to make it ironic but the fact that you feel the need to correct the record in the first place shows that the memeposting actually bothers you and that you're probably a huge unironic tolkienfag.
You all laugh but he was a great improvement over their last advisor Traitor Benedictarnoldson
>>147059403>>147059460I like the nerds correcting the record, let's me learn about the lore. I also like the memes :)
>>147058870Brad is an amazing actor. Saw him in Exorcist III, should have gotten an oscar.
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CORRECT THE RECORD WHEN I'M MEMEING, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY AF STOP- ITkys Cory McReckard
>>147060039Benedict Arnold was fighting for his country of birth though?
>>147060039He really should have known better after Jaffar Devilborn
>>147060541Then he should have chose that side at the onset of the war.
>>147060257He is fucking hilarious in the commentary track for Two Towers
>>147060257There was no way in fucking hell that "The Prestigious Academy" was gonna give an Oscar to fucking The Exorcist III
ACTUALLY Tolkien is a hack and his writing is wandering drivel
>horse lords>leading army of cavalry>best choose of action is hunker down in mountain fortI hate Rohan whit such passion. It's clear Tolkien wasnt history professor, but still. Rohan would have defeated both armies isengard and mordor so easily. Isengard army was made up by heavy infantry and murders was made up by orcs and mercenary. Only easterlings whit their elephants and bows could be threat to horse nomads.
>>147061544It is quite great movie.>>147061684This. Grrm is true master, he knows about tax.
>>147058870>well, Mr Darkfalse, what makes you qualified to be an evil advisor?
>>147058870How funny it would have been when Gandalf comes back as white and they would have replaced actor whit black guy.
>>147059330Because this board is full of impressionable teen retards who might mistake a joke thread for the real thing and come to think Tolkien was a hack, which is very untrue.
>>147061852Dude has been dead for 100 years. Why you care if people think he is hack. At worst they will embarrass themselves some point at best they move on their lives
>>147058906Literally a lesser race called Dunlendings that used to inhabit Rohan before the northern blond gigachads invaded
>>147061690Well, Theoden was trying to protect his normal citizens in Helm's Deep. The actual cavalry was out doing stuff and then eventually came back to save the day. Theoden didn't want to just abandon all his civilians to die. It doesn't seem like they were nomads so much as people who had cities and really liked horses.
>>147061690Erkenbrand's host and the greater part of Rohan wasn't available for the defence of Edoras, idiot. Theoden's cavalry wouldn't have been able to ride against 10,000 uruks. Do you recall that in Return of the King, Theoden spent about a week mustering the full force of the Rohirrim before riding to Gondor?
>>147058870That was a great thread.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/76386969/
>>147062070>>147062182This is why real horse lords scampered away when armies approached. Then took them down either by thousands cuts or knew big battle by their terms. Bulgars almost destroyed whole byzantine empire that way. They had big capital city, byzantine army mustered there. Bulgars just left and let them take it. Then few weeks later they did daring night attack and killed everyone. Emperor got away, but was so badly wounded that he couldnt rule anymore.Whole point of being pure cavalry army is to not face enemy. Even if you dont have your armies at your hands. Scurry away, you can out run army made of heavy infantry. Also saruman was sending his army to helms deep. If you look at map, king theoden just took his people closer to danger. How about leave fort, go to steppes. Then everytime someone steps outside helmsdeep or isengard do series hit and run attacks until they starve to death or do something stupid.
>>147058870http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/DúnhereWould Théoden have trusted this guy?
>>147062540>How about leave fort, go to steppes. Excellent. All the women and children are raped and murdered.
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