>This film is oscar worthy, Marvel has no idea what hit they have on their hands.Chloe Zhao "crushed it, she made the best superhero movie ever, it will win best picture".https://mobile.twitter.com/ErickWeber/status/1364003367895199748
>>147055657this is beyond embarrassing.
>>147055657It wasnt long ago you used to be on reddit, and dar as Im concerned YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!
>>147055690Why? Apparently Kevin Feige greenlit Eternals to be their first Oscar contender.
>>147055657Better than Black Panther? I don't think so
>>147055753>cape shit is now oscar worthytruely the death of an art form
>>147055657Bomb incoming, take cover
>>147055753He didn't, but I'm sure it'll pick up some technical nominations based on what I've seen and heard around town.
Oh SHIT! Is that a literal-who twitter screencap! now THIS is an IMPORTANT thread.
why do they look like ps3 renders
>overhyped bland comic book shityeah this is going to suck.
>>147055852He isn't a literal who, his sources confirmed joker is Oscar worthy and wonder woman 1984 is shit.
>>147055657Soulless costume design
>>147055695Ok, this is based.
This cast feels so awkward, who’s the lead?
>>147056017Gamrle of thrones guy, Jon Snow
yea sure
>>147055852He's a reporter for Entertainment Weekly, one of the most reliable trades out there.A quick Google search would have spared you from this embarrassment.
Sources familiar with Kevin Feige's behavior also tell me it's the funniest Marvel movie to date
>>147056186>Entertainment Weekly, one of the most reliable trades out there.EW is without a doubt the biggest shill trade
People have also been pretending for years now that Black Panther was a good movie.It'll take more brainwashing than that to get me to watch this fucking garbage.
>>147056186>feeling embarrassed for not knowing som queerlol wut?
>>147055657its all so tiresome
>>147055657>believing a single word out of an influencer's / early reviewer's mouth.
>>147055982>his sources told him wonder woman 1984 was shitwhy did he withhold this information?
>>147055657Strange it seems to have the same smell that Inhumans show had
homosexual interatial kiss capeshit film
>>147056125fucking really? this is the stupidest thing I have ever read.
>>147056125ah, so oscar worthy means oscar bait. I hope the people in charge gets aids and die for allowing this faggotry
OH MY GOD IT'S THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIMEMARVEL HAVE TRULY OUTDONE THEMSELVES ONCE AGAINIT'S BETTER THAN THE DARK KNIGHT, JOKER AND LOGAN COMBINED
Why would it be so good? It's just some movie about aliens pew pew
>>147055657>Source: Some blue checkmark faggot with under 10k who got his account verified by some other faggot commie on Twitter.Literally neck yourself you cape shit retard.
>>147056125when are gays going to realize that corporations are using them?
>"crushed" the film>Marvel is "almost in disbelief" about what they have on their handsthere's two ways you can take this...
>>147056602>Marvel is in disbelief that they have a good movieI like that take too
Oscar worthy and high quality are different things
And Wandavision is the most watched series in the world!
>>147055657This movie is going to be such garbage!!!FACT!!!
>>147056379RIP Chris Latta aka Starscream/Cobra Commander!!!FACT!!!
>>147055657They say that for every marlel movie. Thats why they are paid.Remember when everybody was raving about rdj oscar for endgame?
>>147056703Bridgerton claims otherwise. Point being, streaming companies are going to claim victory without providing real numbers or having a decent system to measure viewership.
>>147055803The entire industry should revert to the status they had in the past, scraping by for scraps trying to please their overlords.Why are actors reverred these days in the first place.
>>147056822Disny actually stupidly campaigned him even though RDJ said don't bother. Word around town is that Disney's campaign for Endgame, that was never going to go anywhere. hurt JoJo Rabbit's prospects. Not that Jojo deserved to win but it was always going to be the one that makes the cut while Endgame was not. >>147056343If pretense that BP was a good movie couldn't make it win Best Picture, Eternals certainly won't with much less political hand-wringing than what went into BP campaign.
>>147055864Its cheaper that way and the drones can't tell.
>>147055657>Marvel has no idea what hit they have on their hands.I agree, this is the end Mousecucks
>>147055657sounds like this will be even bigger laughing stock than snyder cut, I'm pumped
>>147055803>oscars are now capeshit "worthy"ftfy
>>147057160no wayno marvel movie is an insane disaster, even age of quiptron is pretty much forgotten
>>147057154>even though my religion teaches gays are not worthy of life I still call myself muslim and virtue signal I'm a fag who likes dick in his ass
>>147057154>you know what i love? Being sodomized!
>>147056186>Entertainment Weekly,You mean the biggest marvel shills in the game? Based retard
>>147057154why is he so sweaty?
>>147055989>Soulless costume designHow brave and progressive with women uh Disney? they still can't wear comics costumes
>>147055657I'm willing to put up with as much garbage as this film can shovel out if I get to see /ourguy/ in his prime. He is an eternal too, albeit a Deviant.
>>147057444>I'm willing to put up with as much garbage as this film can shovel out if I get to see /ourguy/ in his primeYou're pathetic. Waste of trips.
>>147056988yeah isn't every Marvel movie called the best one yet that's going to win all the Oscars?
>>147055753A grand space-bound superhero movie isn't winning any oscars. If they really wanted to win one, they'd do an extremely grounded MCU film on a villain like Kingpin or somethin. Think how DC made a realistic Joker or Batman film just to get in the running.
>>147055657>bland costumeswhy has this become the template for all super hero design? soulless as fuck.
>>147057345Like Jaron's former boyfriend he knows dey eat da poopoo but has had his peabrain tricked into thinking its not gay.
>>147057345he just stole something.
>>147055657Yay, more generic colorgraded capeshit with actors wearing badly lit CGI costumes designed by focus groups...
>>147057392I can't stand the post-Avengers MCU aesthetic, it's so bland.
>>147056525He had to follow 2100 people to get to 8600 followers. Christ...
>>147057154>wouldnt do a white on black kisspussies.
>>147055657Is the blonde one Angelina?
>>147057345purely economical factors
>>147055657>9 charcaters is the same costumewhat dod they mean when they did this?
>>147055657>no trailer>no on set pictures>no buzz other than to see how much the paki is roidingyeah...its a flop
>>147057920>wandavision aesthetic is blandBased retard
KEK
>>147058244>p....p....please nominate uskek
I'm mad I stayed as long as avenger's endgame, I'm not watching any more marvel flicks
>>147058244David Lynch did it better.
>>147058244>best supporting actor>Brie Larsonis this because of The Room or did they think the following lines where Oscar worthy:>Wheres Fury?!>Hey there Peter Parker!
>>147058204>muh wanabision!peak brainlet
>>147058308it's because they have to "campaign" for every actor equally or else they'll get jelly
>>147058115Don't forget everyone crying when the fags kissed
>>147058444what a bunch of homophobes
>>147058204Yes.
>>147055803cinema has been ''dead'' for decades now, deal with it
>>147056988I can't tell what movie is that supposed to be>intelligent character studies and ethical debates
>>147058713obviously Blacked Panther
>Very long walk for a very small sip of water: She did an amazing job and everyone is beside themselves with excitement.>Very short walk for a perfect gulp: read the tweet as it is actually written and the bitch did terribly and Marvel is bewildered by the fucking turd they've been given for diner.I wonder which it is.
>>147055775Nigger propaganda, and not even the good kindAlso wtf is that picture supposed to be, if this is actual cast im gonna be disappointed af
>>147055657>she made the best superhero movie ever, it will win best picturethis is trough the eyes of these insane people, "bet movie ever" means it will be generic filled with propaganda and thats enough for them to be great
>>147058880>>147058805remember when the GoT cast said Season 8 would be "the best television ever" ?
>>147058763nah, it was spider-man homecomingthe joke is that the generic praise applies to every marvel movie
>>147058763what the fuck
>>147055657>all those charactersIs this going to be like avengers but instead of characters that jave been built up with their own movies its jut a bunch of literal whos that fill the diversity chevkboxes?
>>147058805ye this sounds like that WB reaction to snydershit
>>147055657> We need a new set of heroes to replace all the ones we killed between Infinity War and Endgame> Say no more, senpai; here's nine generic fuckers in recolored costumes
Marvel is really desperate after how prestige DC turned out to be
>>147055657This movie was originally supposed to be released 4 months ago and they still haven't released anything other than this promo image. It's an obvious disaster.
>>147055657They look so dumb
First gay on gay analingus in a Marvel movie I hear
>>147058244>marvel>cinematography
>>147055657these faggots say this shit about every film, but people keep falling for it so I guess they're geniuses
>>147059962that combined with the fact that they're patting themselves on the back so hard tells me that yes, it's going to be a critical flop. It'll still get above 50% critic ratings, they'll go soft on it because it's Marvel and we haven't had Marvel in SO LONG, but audiences will reject it. It'll be the Last Jedi effect, the straw that breaks the camel's back. Thus begins the slow decline of the MCU.
>disney's shill says disney's flick is oscar worthy
>>147058301KING
Anyone remember the BvS shilling?
>>147056525>knowing how to get verified on twitterur a faggot too
Can't believe they're recycling the Asian from captain marvel hoping no one will notice
>This subversive material was brought to you in part by: The People's Republic of China!
>>147058805How does one fuck a marvel film? The directors are kinda just cogs in the machine. They have no hand in the script, have no hand in the 45 min CGI end fight, the tie-in scenes and have to make the movies look the same. They are just place holders .
>>147060252Keep seething DCuckThe Batman will flop
>>147057392>How brave and progressive with women uh Disney? they still can't wear comics costumesJUST
>>147055657How much did Disney shell out for that review?
>>147055657is crushed supposed to be a good or bad thing?
>>147056125Gay or lesbian? Lesbian is a big who cares. Easy diversity pandering.
>>147055657One of the actor's name is literally Ma Dong. Imagine working with Ma Dong.>have you seen Ma Dong today?>Selma, I need you to go over your lines with Ma Dong today.
>>147060520> assumes I'm a DC cuck based retard outing himself as an MCUck. They're both going to suck. Just look at the production history of The Batman:> started out as a solo Batfleck film, directed by and starring Ben Affleck, presumably a Batman vs Leto-Joker story after he's set up in Suicide Squad> BvS and Suicide Squad both flop, Affleck realizes DCEU is a sinking ship> Backs out of starring role, but stays on as director, it will now be a prequel with Pattinson as a young Batfleck> And uh, Commissioner Gordon is now a black guy for some reason? But still totally a DCEU prequel guys> Justice League flops hard> Affleck drops out as director, abort abort abort> Joker releases to great success without DCEU baggage> "W-wait! We were joking before, The Batman isn't DCEU at all! It's a solo Batman film! We're gonna have two Batmen and two Jokers at once!"> (implying Ben Affleck will ever appear as Batman again except as a favor in the Snyder Cut)> Meanwhile The Batman is hastily modified in post production to remove all DCEU references and change the tone to try and become a serious grounded film like Joker> Solid chance that they're going to try and incorporate it into Joker as a second DC cinematic universe against Todd Phillips' protests because DC is just absolutely fucked at this point
>>147060483>How does one fuck a marvel film?as a director, you don't. directors on these massive projects get hired because it's understood at the very beginning that they'll do exactly what they're told.it's too many executives/producers and writers who are responsible for worse than usual capeshit.
>>147056525no pronouns?!?!?!
>>147060676>hire Salma Hayek>cover her boobsThese people should unironically be sent to the gulag
>>147060880>Imagine working with Ma Dong.I was laughing even befire you tried a joke
>>147060676>How women dress in real life>How women must dress on media in order to not be sexistWhy so much dissonance?
>all the DCucks ITT seething about the next incoming assblasting from the MCUlmao
>>147060483The director gets the blame to preserve Marvel's reputation.
>>147058244>Best supporting actor>Best supporting actressIs it common to declare that a movie has no lead actors when a movie features a team like this? Or is it because the lead role is the cgi?
>>147055657Why do they think that just because they have interracial gay sex on screen that it's oscar worthy? Oh yeah, the oscars are a fucking joke.
>>147060911>the DC Oscarbait Cinematic UniverseOh fuck yes
>>147056988>praised by salon fag>generic chink CGI action>quips>surface deep pseudo bullshitomg it's THAT capeshit movie!
>>147055657That's gunna be a Hard Pass from my buddy
Thereve been great directors working on marvel things before and they’ve made some good stuff but nothing really transcendent. Why should this be different?
>>147060676What is the point of having Salma and hiding her in the Pope's cassock?
>>147055657Wait. This is a MOVIE?! I would've bet anything they'd make this a tv show; why the hell would anybody want to see an Eternals movie?
>>147062159Do you not see how many races are on that poster? Could you not tell from the name "Chloe Zhao" that the director/writer is not only a woman but a WOC?! I mean, duh, anon.
>>147060911Half of your post is headcanon you retard. Made even more odd because we know exactly what happened with the batfleck film, what went wrong to the detail and its a google click away. Very odd. Based retard
>>147055657This is a Broadway play
>>147056532>>147056462>>147056448creepy incels lol fucking losers
>>147064205Go back.
>>147055657>This film is oscar worthy,Oscars mean nothing these days anyways.A tranny can make a short film about the woes of having micro-penis from all the HRTs they take, the piss stream shoots between the toilet seat and the bowl; and they would spend 15mins crying with a mop, blaming the Patrichary the whole time, while overcoming their hardships by developing math formulas for NASA ...and it would win an Oscar....that is how low the bar is to win one.
>>147062130>That's gunna be a Hard Pass from my buddyI would see it on the big screen with pleasure several times but for me it over, they put sersi in that wojke cotume, she looks like another character, imagine wonder woman wearing a costume at mcu, would be totally covered, who pays to see this shit?
>>147062781>why the hell would anybody want to see an Eternals movie?Feige finally flying too close to the sun.
>>147056125Literally Disneyland
How do we solve the shill problem?
>>147055657>https://mobile.twitter.com/ErickWeber/status/1364003367895199748cringe
>>147060520This>>147060252DCucks.....
>>147055657Who cares about the Oscars? They literally have discriminatory policies based on immutable traits for their awards. The Oscars have become irrelevant, especially in the era of the internet. https://www.forbes.com/sites/oluwatayoadewole/2020/09/09/academy-awards-change-rules-to-increase-diversity/?sh=1a24581c30f3
>>147060865gay
>>147055657my soruces tell me its all down to Paul Thomas Andersons Editor.He is making her film amazing. She is an overrated director but has a good crew behind her
>>147055804This is actually the first time I think Marvel Studios has a flop in their hands.
I have no faith whatsoever in this film. And it's not because Chloe Zhao is a woman, or asian, or an asian woman. It;s because her movies so far have been about>cowboys>cowboys>an old woman who lives in a vanIt's not even that I don't like movies about cowboys or vans, but there is a huge gulf of filmmaking experience between movies about cowboys and the enormous CGI-laden production of a multi-hundred-million dollar blockbuster about ancient alien superheroes Then again it;s not like the director of these movies is in charge so maybe it'll be fine, a strong 6/10 like all the rest of the marvel flicks
>>147055657marvels already jumped the shark, this is where it starts to fall apart because all of the known bigshots are dead or contracts are up. this shouldve been THOR and the Eternals or something to help bring them into the scene. itll still sell a truckload of tickets and shit but it wont be great by any means
>>147065067Interested now. Good editors have often saved so-called doomed movies.
>>147056532Never. They’ll gladly be the tools of their own destruction.
>>147064205Why did you leave your 280 character safe space?
>>147055657>It's the best MCU movie ever!They say this every fucking time
Why are these Disney people so cringe
>>147065067>>147066518Same. Directors on these movies hardly matter anyway. The editor can make a turd shine.
