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>guy wanted a date with me
>call fake in sick
THAT'S LIFEE
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Is there more to life than dating and shallow shit?
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>creepy guy asked me out
>tell him i'm not currently looking for a relationship
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>>147055457
Yes, but very few people can achieve it
I can't
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>>147055436
>was male
>cut genitals off
SEND IN THE CLOWNS
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>>147055457
there's actually less than life to that
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>>147055718
best post
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>>147055490
source?
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>>147055436
>Seeing a guy
>He asks if it's alright to go somewhere tonight with his friends
>Say it's fine
>As soon as he leaves, text all my friends telling them he's abusive
>Lock him out of the apartment and call the cops when he gets home
I'VE GOT THE EYE OF THE TIGER THE FIRE
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>>147055718
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>something bothering me
>boyfriend asks what's wrong
>"Nothing"
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>>147056095
Devilish
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>>147055436
>Boyfriend asked me what do I want to eat
>"I don't know, Whatever you want :)"
>He suggests something
>"eww, no I don't like that"
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>counter girl at Panera Bread tells me they're out of my favorite order
>tell the manager I saw her spit in someone's food
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
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>jennifer asks me how she looks in her new leggings
>tell her she looks great while she actually looks like pic related
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>>147056095
>>147056106
DeVille-ish
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>detect woman prettier and younger than me
>call her a whore and try to destroy her life
CALL THE POLICE
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>>147056425
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>Loser in my Holocaust history class asked me for my number
>Tell the Title IX office he raped me
>He gets arrested and kicked out of college
TAKE ME AWAY A SECRET PLACE
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>bf of 10 years pays for my college tuition
>dump him 2 weeks after graduating
OOOOOOOO WATCHA SAYYYYYY
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>have sex
>tell a guy his penis is big
>its actually below average
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>Tell my friendzoned guy friend I wish I could have a bf like him
ALL THE GOOD GIRLS GO TO HELL
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>>147056511
I mean at that point you just commit violence
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>>147055436
>Go to a expensive restaurant for a date
>Order the most expensive food you can find on the menu
>Tell you have to go to the bathroom
>Leave the restaurant and call a cab
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
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>Refuse to have sex with boyfriend of 2 years
>He breaks up with me
>Fuck a random guy from work in his car the next day
>Bf tries to get back together
>Tell him what happened
>He gets mad and calls me a whore
>Tell all our mutual friends he was abusive and manipulative
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAAALL
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>>147055436
>try to seduce hot guy at party but he sidesteps my raunchy advances
>fuck one of my backup male "friends" at the same party out of spite
I ARE WOMMYN
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>>147056569
This is fiction, right?
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>say or do something mean to my boyfriend
>tell him it makes me feel bad when he tells me I'm hurting him

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BOUT MY BAD REPUTATION
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>>147056563
Not worth it, just another roastie
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>I freak out about not getting a drop in [mmo]
>I tell the guild leader that the person getting the drop sexually harassed me
ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN GOOD, BUT NOW
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>complain about unrealistic beauty standards for women
>Only date men in the top .5% of height
OOPS I DIT IT AGAIN
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>skin some puppies alive
>cry because no one likes me
IF ONLY YOU MEN UNDERSTOOD HOW HAAAAARD IT IS BEING A WOMAN!
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>>147056520
OOWAHWAHTWAH
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>>147055436
>ask guy what his height is on tinder
>he says 5'8"
>tell him I have a dentist's appointment an hour before the date and block him
I'M NOT GONNA WRITE YOU A LOVE SONG
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>Have dream where boyfriend cheats on me
>Refuse to talk to him the next day
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIIIIIRE
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>bf asks what I want for my birthday
>"oh, nothing special"
>he doesn't understand why I'm angry that he literally did nothing special
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
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>pursue a career and then try to have kids at age 35
>I'm barren

ONE NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME
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>Arrange date with a guy on Tinder
>He's 5'10'' when he claimed to be 5'11''
>Invite him back to my apartment
>Drug him with a painful paralyzing poison
>Cut his balls off with a rusty knife, then suffocate him with a plastic bag.
>Throw his body into the canal.
>Use his phone to acess CP and send it to his contacts list.
>Everyone thinks he's a sicko and doesn't bother looking for him
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>>147057024
>freeze my eggs at 30
>they remain unused at 45
CUT MY LIFE IN PIECES
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>get black out drunk and make a scene
>write "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" on my instagram the following day

DADS GONNA FREAK
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>>147055436
>Chad gives me chlamydia
>dont tell bf
THIS MEANS EVERYTHING
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>single and childless at 30
>buy another pet

DO YOU HAVE THE TIME
TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE
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>go to guy's place for Netflix and chill
>he doesn't have Netflix
>says it's alright he can "torrent" anything I want to watch
>leave the place and make an insta story telling people this guy is a creep
SLO-MO DOVE
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>my "career" is a job which makes 65k a year making powerpoints
>i'm not very good at it
>people only put up with me because i was young and pretty
>getting older
>there's a new young hot thing in the office all the men are paying attention to
>go out of my way to sabotage her while pretending to be her friend and helping her
IT WAS AGATHA ALL ALOOOONG
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>>147056520
If 3 different women tell you the same thing, are they all lying?
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>Get into an argument on Facebook with family members
>Its highly publicized for all my followers or as I call them "HATERS" to see IDGAF!
>Post a picture on my facebook wall of Notorious B.I.G with a quote about loyalty overlayed on it.

AND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR
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>>147057366
Yes
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>>147057312
woman hands typed this
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>gets passed by for promotion at work
>tell HR my boss was sexually harrassing me
>fuck his replacement and get promoted
I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT
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>>147057521
What if one of those women has had 25+ dicks and exclaimed “Oh my God! You have like a pornstar dick.” when they first saw it?
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times you shilled for a megacorporation for no monetary gain
>>147055436
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>>147057570
You have watched enough porn to objectively determine if it is similar to a porn star's dick. If not, they are just inflating your ego.
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>>147057366
if you can't tell if your dick is actually big, you have bigger problems than lying hoes
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HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO NOW
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>cheat on boyfriend
>tell him I did it because he didn't show me enough affection
>he doesn't break up with me and tries to be more affectionate
>continue cheating on him
I'M EVERY OWMAN
IT'S ALL IN ME
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Lmao why am I l aughing so hard at these ahahahha
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>find the nerdy ugly girl from high school on social media
>she's married to a wealthy, tall, aryan chad and has 4 perfect white kids with him
>she has effectively vanquished the wall and looks completely happy and healthy
>post a wall of text on social media about the oppressive patriarchal qualities of the nuclear family while some middle aged fatass ask on tinder if I'm really in my early 30s because I look closer to 50
GIRLS WHO WANT TO HAVE FU-UN
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>date eccentric musician briefly
>he mentions relationship in book years later
>call him an obsessive weirdo and deny ever fucking him
IN MY DREAMS I'M DYING ALL THE TIME
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I'm getting the feeling that this board is full of people with a lot of unresolved issues regarding women.
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>I'm getting the feeling that this board is full of people with a lot of unresolved issues regarding women.
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>>147058075

I'm pretty sure it's Sam Hyde writing all of these
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>>147057366
anything more than 7 inches is considered big 8,9,10,15
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At least write some new ones instead of pasting your old jokes, you lazy faggots
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>>147058075
It’s more like there are very few places to vent about women so your frustration builds up and an anonymous ostrich rancher forum provides a decent catharisis and release for the pressure
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DAD’S GONNA FREAK
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>be woman
>fuck dogs
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>>147055436
This is essentially a Twitter hashtag thread. You are all faggots and shills
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>>147058123
he can't keep getting away with it
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>Whine, cry and complain to have boyfriend not go away with his close friends on a trip because I dreamed he was cheating on me
>He meets me halfway by letting me come along
>Don't want to be there at all
>Sabotage all of their efforts to go out and do things because it'll hopefully make the trip shorter/make him realize his friends suck
>Boyfriend asks me what's wrong
>"Nothing."
>Asks me why I'm acting like that.
>"Acting like what?"

SO MUCH FOR MY HAPPY ENDING
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>Get into public argument with extended family on facebook post
>once the argument ends I post a black and white photo of Tupac with a quote about loyalty to my wall with "100" and "fire" emjois attached.
>That'll show all my HATERS

IM ONLY GOOD AT BEING BAD
IM THE BADDDD GUUUUYYYY
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>capstone art project due in 8 hours
>haven't started yet
>smear piss and shit all over a bunch of blank canvasses
>become a highly respected radical feminist artist and make millions of dollars
CAUSE YOU'RE EVERYWHERE TO MEEEEEE
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>>147055436
>another day at work
>tell boss its THAT time of the month and I don't feel so good
>boss says I should go home
>It wasn't THAT time of the month, I just did not feel like working
Take that patriarchy!
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>>147058075
I already had these suspicions as well, but these threads just make it painfully obvious lol. This is actually becoming pretty cringe.
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>ghosts you

FUTURE'S
MADE OF
VIRTUAL INSANITY NOW
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>>147055436
>telling him you're sick BEFORE the date
that's how I know OP is a man. A real woman waits until a week or two after the date to finally lie about being sick.
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>>147057312
My wife looks like a young Kathryn Hahn and it's just incredible.
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>>147055718
Just got this bad boy ladies, whatcha think???
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>>147055490
SOMEBODY STOP ME
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>Talk to a guy on Tinder
>It's nice
>Make plans to meet up somewhere
>Don't go and never talk to him again
WE ARE THE GRANDDAUGHTERS OF THE WITCHES YOU COULDN'T BURN
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>>147058192
that was very specific. I hope you broke up with her.
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>bf won't stop joking about sticking his nose up my 'brapper' and 'huffing my farts'
>wait for him to fall asleep and blast my wet diarrhea shit all over his face
HOW STRANGE IT IS TO BE ANYTHING AT ALL
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>>147056403
>julia asks me how she looks in her new leggings
>her ass looks better than mine so I tell her she looks great and then talk shit behind her back and fuck her boyfriend
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>see male family members having geuine fun with something i dont understand
>go over and insert myself. Draw unnecessary attention and fucking ruin it for everybody
HEAR ME ROARE
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>>147058272
>only god can luge me
what did you mean by that
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>>147055436
>He's just a friend
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>approach quiet looking guy
>say hello and ask if he’s ever experienced love
>his face lights up
>he stutters “no”
>grin evily and say “I can smell why”

C

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>start education, going to be come the worlds first female doctor, CEO billionaire, president
>it's hard so I drop out and start an onlyfans
>keep telling other women to get that career and show those men
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>boyfriend looks troubled
>ask him to open up to me
>give him a hug while he tells me about his pains, regrets, and fears
>tell him he’s just not the same guy I fell in love with after a week of being cold to him

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
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>bf proposes to me on the jumbo tron
>take a long sip of my diet coke and tell him I'll think about it
WAKE ME UP INSIDER
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>>147058009
lmao those pupils on portman
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>>147058134
Thank you for listing those numbers, I never knew what came after 7 before
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>browse through facebook
>find this loser guy back in HS is now some big shot
>message him
>we meet face to face
>i tell him I love him and willing to be with him if he leaves his wife
>he leaves his wife
>lose all interest in him
OOOPS I DID IT AGAIN I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART
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>>147058559
based goose
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>See a group of men having fun playing a game
>I want in
>Demand they stop excluding me and let me in to play the game with them
>They try and explain how to play but it's too hard
>I tell them to make it easier to understand so I don't feel left out
>They dumb it down for me
>I demand more rule changes so I have more fun
>Members of the group leave because they don't think it's fun anymore
>Eventually no one left playing the game
>See another group of men having fun playing a game
>I want in
I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR
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>>147058579
>Boyfriend cries
>Instantly less attracted to him
PSYCHO KILLER
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>get called out for being a bitch
>their arguments are solid and I can’t weasel my way out
>start crying and ask everyone to just STAHP YELLING AT ME
>all is forgiven

I’M A SURVIVOR I’M NOT GON’ GIVE UP
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>>147058009
please don’t slander my wife
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>>147055457
yes but that's looked down upon or illegal in most places
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>>147058709
I once gave my gf an unplugged controller and told her it’s wireless. Shit worked.
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>steal 2 dollars from my dad’s drawers to buy some chocolate and eat it all before they arrive
>dad asks me where are his 2 dollars
>blame the cleaning lady
>cleaning lady gets fired
I FEEL IT DEEP WITHIN, IT’S JUST BENEATH THE SKIN
I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER
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>break up with a guy because I found someone new
>”We we’re gonna break up anyway, I just happened to find someone new before it happened”
>Invite guy to move in with me and my new boyfriend
>he’s just a friend
>break up with boyfriend and immediately start a relationship with new guy
FEW TIMES I BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK SO IT AINT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT
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>>147056425
kek
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>meet some guy
>become his gf
>he has some quirks but no biggie
>change him to suit my life style
>he stops being the man i loved
>meet another guy who's just like my bf the time we met
>fall in love with the new guy
>dump bf
>tell him he's changed and I can't take it any more
SO BABY COME LIGHT ME UP AND MAYBE I'LL LET YOU ON IT
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>Most things in this thread are stuff that women actually do on a daily basis
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>go out to lunch with my BESTIES
>kiss those crazy gals on the cheeks and sit down to dish out gossip
>two of them go to the bathroom
>immediately call them fat ugly retarded bitches and talk about how we hope those whores get raped to death
>they comes back
>squeal in fake excitement and say we missed them

I’M BOSSY

I’M THE BITCH Y’ALL LOVE TO HAVE

I’M THE CHICK THAT’S RAISED THE STAKE
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are there actual females that browse /tv/?
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>>147059156
no, any women who hangs around on 4chan normally go on /cgl/
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>>147059156
of course there are real women on here anon
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>>147059050
Yes.
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>insist that boyfriend sits and watches new reality show with me
>spend first 20 minutes of the episode scrolling Tiktok
>ask him what's been going on and get annoyed if he forgets anything
THIS IS THE BEGINNING
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
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>>147058579
I remember that story
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>bf ask me what i want to order in restaurant
>"i dont want anything baby"
>his order arrives
>tell him i want to eat it
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>too unpleasant to interact with other girls and actively try to poach boyfriends
>I’m a tomboy already so I build a harem of orbiters that all wanna fuck me but pretend I’m just their “bro”
>better to be queen of the incels than a servant to the queen bees
>use them as shoulders to cry on when my latest athlete/parolee/manual laborer/cop cheats on me because as fun as I am they’d be embarrassed to go long term with me
>claim that other women are too dramatic

I DON’T WANT NO SCRUBS

A SCRUB IS A GUY THAT CANT GET NO LOVE FROM ME

LEANIN OUT THE PASSENGER SIDE

OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE

TRYING TO HOLLER AT ME
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>>147058075
>I'm getting the feeling that this board is full of people with a lot of unresolved issues regarding women.
Ive been married for almost 20 years and my wife does half of these things.
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>boyfriend want to see a movie
>brings out that weird cable
>starts mentioning something like torent
>agree out of pity
>write to my besties that bf is cheapskate
>tell him that i loved the movie
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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>if you can't handle me at my worst
>you don't deserve me at my best
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>>147057366
no, but theyre all wrong
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>>147059132
I sat at a table with women during study hall in high school and this always happened. Whenever one of them wasn't there, either because they didn't come to school or they went to the bathroom, they would talk shit about the one that wasn't there. I mean SECONDS after they left to go to the bathroom. And then when they came back it was all "Heeeeeey!" If you ever find someone that isn't wary of women, it's because they've never spent time with them.
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>>147059228
scary stuff
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>>147058134
I’m above 7. It’s just hard to tell if you’re looking down at it. Gotta measure it.
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>>147059305
Holy fuck this scares me how real it is.
>"What do you want to do?"
>"Let's watch this!"
>On her phone the whole time
>Every time you react to something, she asks you to rewind so she can see it
Hell on earth
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>>147059422
>can't torrent because you look like a cheapskate
>can't watch it on DVD because you look old
>can't use a streaming service because they'll demand the password
>can't go to a movie theater because they're "socially distanced"
there's really no winning, is there?
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>>147059547
>not taking the phone out of her hands and turning it off
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>>147059547
my ex used to get upset at me for actually catching the plots of the movies and shows we watched together. it's like her brain was complete static while we watched tv
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>have a night of wild partying
>get blackout drunk at the club
>don't make it home and pass out outside on some bench
>wake up with a massive hangover
>in a bed
>realize I'm in some stranger's house
>start freaking out
>after a few seconds the stranger suddenly bursts in to the room
>he asks if I'm okay
>freak out even more
>ask him where I am and how I got here
>tries to calm me down
>still freaking out
>says wait
>leaves for a moment
>comes back into room
>suddenly hands me a bowl of eggs
>says I have to eat all of it
>I don't
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>go home crying to bf about all the problems I’m having lately
>he holds my hand and explains in logical detail how I can resolve these problems efficiently
>even offers to help me himself if needed
>get pissed off because I just felt like complaining and wanted a cuddle
>call him insensitive even though he insisted to hear my problems after I pretended I didn’t wanna bother him

IF YA LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT RING ON IT
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>>147059632
>I don't
DEVILISH
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>bf forgets to do something I specifically asked him to, 2 weeks ago
>tell him it's okay
>it's not okay
>hold a grudge over it and put it in a pile to throw at his face at the right time
WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE
YOU'LL BELIEVE GOD IS A WOMAN
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>>147059632
>>suddenly hands me a bowl of eggs
>>says I have to eat all of it
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>>147057104
based and redpilled
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>>147058075
>sees "Times you acted like the Joker" thread
>"I'm getting the feeling that this board is full of people with a lot of unresolved issues regarding autistic incels."
4chan hates women, but I wouldn't read too much into this thread. It's just the evolution of a meme that mocks behaviors emulated by fans of characters that would be shitty people of they were real.
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>>147059632
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>>147059595
>my ex used to get upset at me for actually catching the plots of the movies and shows we watched together.
So wait she would get mad at you for just understanding the plot?
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i told a girl im seeing that i loved her while we were making out, we already had sexual encounters and she says she likes me a lot but didnt said i love you back, and then went to say that she wasnt actually in love and just liked me. I feel like shit bros, it was so hard to actually say that. And then she went on and on about how she fingered her EXs butt and now i feel disgusted
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>>147058075
>Joker threads
>haha look at these incel losers make fun of themselves
>Druk threads
>haha look at these losers make fun of alkies
>Now you see me 2 threads
>haha look at these losers make fun of indians because they're racists
>Cruella threads
THIS IS NOT OKAY
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>>147059633
Fucking hell this.
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>>147059867
Break up with her. Unironically. She sounds like she's using you for affection and doesn't want a future with you.
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>>147055436
>guy doesn’t call me back
>accuse him of rape
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>>147058075
its just a bit o banter lass
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>>147059845
yes. she would get all huffy after she asked me to explain shit to her
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>>147055436
WHAT STATISTIC IS SHE GONNA YELL OUT?
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>>147059930
Did you ever dare to have the gall to tell her to look at the screen?
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>>147059945
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>>147059845
different anon, but an ex one got mad at me because we were watching a movie I had already seen and she kept asking things like "is he the bad guy?" "is he lying right now?" "is x going to happen?" and i asked her (calmly) "don't you want to wait and see what happens instead of have me just tell you now?" and that made her snap
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>>147055436
>"I am woman. Hear me roar."
>*skins puppies*
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>>147055436
>meet really nice guy
>good looking, muscular
>has high paying job
>dump him because he’s uncircumcised
I WISH I WOULD DYE MY HAIR PINK PUT ON BLACK LIPSTICK NO ONE WOULD GIVE A SHIT
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kek
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>mom tells me I can't take the car until I get my license
>I take it anyway and crash it because I don't know how to drive
AMAZING GRACE HOW SWEET THE SOUND
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>>147059957
yeah, when she started asking dumb questions. this only made her more upset
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>>147059992
>that made her snap
Oh my fucking god I will never understand people like this. Why don't you just watch and find out? Are their attention spans really so short they can't wait for answers or make their own interpretations? How did she blow up at you exactly? Like did she think you were calling her stupid or something?
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>find out baby's zodiac will be Taurus instead of Gemini
>abort it
I'M ALL OUT OF FAITH
THIS IS HOW I FEEL
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>>147060074
Yeah how dare you tell her to pay attention if she wants answers to something. She sounds like a psycho.
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>bf wants to watch new highly acclaimed movie
>force him to watch true crime shows and reality tv all night instead
WITH A TASTE OF YOUR LIPS IM ON A RIDE
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>meet guy genuinely interested in me and talk to him for hours every day
>ghosts him when he says we should go out
THERES A MAN GOING ROUND TAKIN NAMES
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>>147060087
with plenty of hindsight I think in a twisted way she saw it as a microcosm of "why are you keeping things from me?!" desu i can seem emotionally distant at times, but it's not like i was cheating or not disclosing important things to her
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>do disgusting pornstar tier shit with my first few bfs
>I don’t think we ever even went on real dates before, we just hungout and got flirty until we got back to my place
>meet shy guy at work
>mom and dad are badgering me to settle
>shy guy seems like he’d be submissive to their wants anyway
>make him wait 2 months before we even have any sex because he’s “special” and I “don’t wanna do it unless we’re in it for the long run”
>he sheepishly agrees because he “respects” me
>actually have fun dragging lapdog around and the wedding was pretty tender
>after the honeymoon refuse to do anything besides starfish missionary, let alone blowjobs
>go to a restaurant and see one of my old “friends” from school
>long intimate hug in front of hubby
>friend looks at hubby, looks at me, smiles knowingly and tells him “You’re a lucky guy bro. I WISH I could have had THIS one for life.”.

ROMEO TAKE ME

SOMEWHERE WE CAN BE ALONE
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>>147059305
My brother-in-law is like this. Every time my sister and him come over, he's always on his fucking phone and it pisses me off. My sister is the same and even my dad is like that sometimes too. I turned a show off once because they were all on their phones and they all reacted like
>"Why did you turn it off?"
I told them it was because they weren't watching and they said they would. All I said was "No you won't." and I just left the room. I hate that shit so much.
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>>147060145
Holy shit this is too real
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>>147055436
Are women going to like this movie because she’s a fucking whore evil cunt? Let me guess women are going to look up to her now?
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>>147060206
>she saw it as a microcosm of "why are you keeping things from me?!"
women stay overthinking shit. that's their whole thing
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>>147059678
>hold a grudge over it and put it in a pile to throw at his face at the right time
This has steadily eroded my parents' marriage because my mom's vindictive and dad's irresponsible. She's gotten mad at me for trying to work through why she's still mad, explaining to her he doesn't care which she already knows, and she's only making everyone else unhappy to hold a grudge.
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>>147055669
sauce?
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>>147060206
She sounds like a moron
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>>147055436
Glad I watch boogie nights in the 5th grade back in 98. Made me hate women and made me assault my gf’s.
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>>147055457
No
You should try to live the best simple life possible
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>>147060145
whats wrong with true crime shows?
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>>147060337

Her holding grudges is her narcissism trying to to make everything about her. It's called emotional blackmail.
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>forbid my bf from watching anime
>when watching a movie he must look away from the screen when a woman prettier than me is on
>tell him only fat girls can have big boobs
>still flick my bean to all my yaoi tier anime sports shows
>still obsess over guys on YouTube
YEAH SHE’S REALLY PRETTY AND YEAH SHE’S REALLY FUNNY
BUT SHE’S JUST A LESS CURVY VERSION OF ME MYSELF AND I
WE’RE SO OVER
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>dad tells me to stop buying and wearing slutty clothing
>leave said clothing in his drawers for mom to find
HI HI PUFFY AMY YUMI SHOW
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So Cruella just does normal bitchy girl things and they're trying to make that into her being a twisted villain?
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>>147060473
>still flick my bean to all my yaoi tier anime sports shows featuring underage boys while chastising anyone that finds female anime characters attractive a pedophile
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>pajeet harasses me on social media
>instead of blocking him show his thirsty chats to my gfs to show how popular I am
I'M THE BAD GUY, DUH
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>>147059915
i guess im too weak to break up. what ill try to do is find another person and slowly try to get her out of my mind
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>>147060572
>villain
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>>147060438
>it's always the cheating husband/creepy uncle/violent boyfriend they met at a bar
>half the time the family knows the powderkeg situation
>because it's always a crime of passion cops have plenty evidence to catch the guy
Really boring imo. Parents love it for the mystery, but it's always obvious.
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>>147059867
cut losses
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>>147060596
Man you've gotta get some self-respect and break up with her before she drains your soul. It'll hurt and being alone is scary but it's for your own good.
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>>147060572
It is not like the Cruella in 101 dalmatians was a world-ending threat, bruh.
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>bitch at my bf for wanting to just stay home
>my idea of a good time is going to Target to look at knickknacks
YOU’VE GOTTA TAKE IT AS IT COMES
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>>147060769
Cruella is an Avengers level threat
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>>147060795
>Boyfriend just wants to stay home
>I want to go on "adventures"
>By which I mean going to a Goodwill or getting coffee
VACATION'S ALL I EVER WANTED
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>>147060328
Women constantly plot and scheme against each other so they assume men must plot against them in secret too
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>street beggar asks if i have $1 I could spare
>"sure man"
>instead give him a $5 bill

DALE A TU CUERPO ALEGRIA MACARENA
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>>147060941
This. This is the truest post in this thread. Every woman I have ever known has a story about another woman trying to bring them down for no reason. This is why they can not comprehend male friendships and always call us gay, but in a progressive way, for getting along so well. They can not understand using people for friendship as opposed to using them as stepping stones for yourself.
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>>147060821
Bruh
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>take a glance at my bfs computer during his game
>video game has sexy girl characters
>tell bf he can’t play anymore and that he’s a disgusting pervert

OH IT FEELS GOOD
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>>147060438
The only good ones are Forensic Files and American Greed because they focus less on the drama and more on the unique forensic techniques or financial crimes respectively
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>>147060821
Sucks but if you arent in love you arent in love. Why force yourself to be in a loveless marriage? Nobody's gonna enjoy that
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>used to have an affair with a married man
>he kept delaying leaving his wife
>I told him not to worry and take his time
>I send to his wife screens of our chats
>She dumps him and gets the house. >Now he lives with me and buys me pretty things becuase he knows I am the only woman left in his life now
AND IT'S A SAD, SAD WORLD. WHEN A GIRL WILL BREAK A BOY JUST BECAUSE SHE CAN
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>>147059867
>tfw this is me
my gf told me she loves me but I'm incapable of emotion. I like spending time with her though so I'm always conflicted
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>>147059305
I wonder if women even know that they are doing a social media manager job forever and can’t ever stop for a vacation like doing that for free 24/7.
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What we should get
>cruella is a poor evil bitch who envies the success of a rich evil bitch

What we will probably get
>cruella is a troubled soul who gets wronged by rich evil bitch
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>losing argument against bf
>bring up something petty that happened 3 years ago
>or cry
>losing argument with beta
>try to socially shame or embarrass him
>or cry
>losing argument with another girl
>pretend to agree to disagree then act behind her back
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>>147061114
>American Greed
Based. Is there a place to stream it or a torrent of the whole series? It's not on nearly enough.
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>>147061169
sometimes i feel like i cant feel love after so many years alone. I tought it would feel different
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>>147061218
You forgot
>losing argument with man
>call him a virgin or say his penis is small
>that'll show him
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>>147061028
Men say mean shit to each other’s faces and nice shit behind each other’s backs

Women do the opposite
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>take over every single male written franchise because the only requirement is having a deep enough vagina
BIRTHDAY CAKE
TOO BAD NO BON APPETIT
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>>147060668
>>147061114
i like the first 48 because it shows how dumb these people are
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>>147061258

Yeah after a certain amount of suffering there really is no going back.
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>>147060572
I mean, the inherent flaw of the movie is that do you reimagine a character whose schtick was skinning puppies?
Joker had decades of being a more tragic figure with a broken view of the world before they took that route for the movie.
Cruella’s entire schtick was that she was just evil. She skinned puppies for a pretty coat. The target audience for this movie are high school girls trying to rebel against their parents who want to be ‘bad bitches’ like “fuck those heckin pupparinos, fuck cutesy shit.”
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>>147061258
I had my heart broken several years ago, just thought it would be better by now..
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>find old friend after gone different ways for two years
>Tell him I love him even though we are a world apart
>Rope him in by saying I was so depressed I considered end it all until he came back
>We travel together everywhere
>Begin making a life together for 5 years, get engaged
>Gain back confidence, get bored with situation, ghost him without a word despite wedding plans all set
>Find someone else to do it again

PICKED UP A DANDELION
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>>147061412

If you research the relation between criminality and low IQ you find that a majority of criminals are below average intelligence. It's why blacks have such a high crime rate. Anyone who thinks it's a good idea to rob a liquor store generally isn't too bright.
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>>147061348
And they usually say mean shit without meaning it too. While women say nice shit without meaning it.
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>>147055436
>just want to skin dogs
I WAS BORN BRILLIANT
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>>147058754
Source your ass
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>>147056425
>DeVille-ish
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>New male coworker
>Get bored and flirt with him
>he gets excited and flirts back
>call each other nicknames
>tickle each other and play fight
>feed on his attention despite not actually being interested
>he gets bold and asks me for a date/sexual favor
>pretend to not know WTF he’s talking about and report him to HR
>he’s now known as the office creep and they’re monitoring him

JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN

THATS ALRIGHT BECAUSE I LOVE THE WAY IT HURTS

JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND HEAR ME CRY

THATS ALRIGHT BECAUSE I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE

LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE
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>>147057889
This. This exactly. I hate my kid's mom so much
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>See best friend flirting with a guy I like
>Replace all her birth control with baby aspirin
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
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>>147061489
Most robberies are never solved m8
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>>147060821
>2
>>147061039
>>147061150
>>147061624
>noooo! i gave you money that means you have to suck my dick forever
lol have sex
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>>147061288
>call him a virgin or say his penis is small
it doesnt work on me because im a virgin dicklet.
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>>147061647
>friend gets pregnant
>her and guy I like start a happy family together
HE HIT ME AND IT FELT LIKE A KISS
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>>147057366
>>147057521
>>147058134
I had a girl once literary hold my dick between two fingers and she started giggling and goes "aww, so cute and little" then she laughed in my face. After that we proceeded to have some of the best sex i ever had and she was wet af, keep asking me to suck ger tits. When we were done and both had clothes on again, she got in front of me and pop out a tit and made me feel her up, she got on ger knees, did the same two fingers thing again, called my dick small, laughed and then she started sucking my dick and then made me take off my clothes. We fucked like two times afrer that. That was years ago and im still confused as to what the fuck happened or what was her deal.
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>>147061685
whyd you reply to me i agree with you
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>>147055436
>take absolutely no interest in wanting to learn or talk about your partner's hobbies or interests
>mock your partner's hobbies and interests
>have no hobbies or interests outside of listening to dad rock and threatening suicide

Never date anyone with BPD folks
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>Neighbour keeps letting their dog loose in my garden to do shits
>Leave poisoned dog biscuits out for it
S-O-S PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME
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> my bf's best friend is visiting.
>They're drinking and I'm getting tired
>Try to get the bf to go to sleep with me
>He wants to keep drinking with his buddy, it's fine (it isn't), I'm going to sleep alone
>When he finally comes to bed ask why he prefers spending time with others instead of me
SO MUCH FOR MY HAPPY ENDING
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>>147056403
so yes, she does look great?
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>>147061666
>guy pulls out a gun or knife and says hand over your cash
>victim has no idea who did it, can't even tell what race they were
I seriously hope you're just pretending to be retarded.
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I just wanna get laid
Don't give a fuck about having a relationship
Are dating apps the only way?
My friend kept picking up girls at clubs before the 'rona but I'm not attractive enough for that
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>>147061666
do you really not know what a robbery is?

stay in school kiddo
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I had a really nice conversation with a store clerk today. I had to wait around for ten minutes or so and she started talking to me and we talked about all sorts of stuff like what she's studying or whatever.
Please put me back in my place and remind me that she was paid to be nice to me or was simply bored and awkward and that I'll still die a pathetic virgin. Tell me that I still sperged out and the conversation didn't go nearly as good as I perceived it. Please take away the fake hope.
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>>147061855
I’ve been a deputy for four years. The great majority of robberies will never be solved. People think cops are ninjas who have all day to find the guy who took their car or knocked over the 7-11. That just doesn’t happen. Most robbers aren’t dumb. The few who get caught are.
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>>147057366
women have really bad spacial reasoning, if hey tell you that you have a big dick it probably means you made them feel good so they just kind of assumed it had to be big.
That, or you scared them so much they felt they had to compliment you or else you'd smash their faces in.
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>>147060795
Fucking fuck I thought my GF was the only one like this
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>>147061965
That and women hamster away flaws when they like you (at first).
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>>147061927
You're cute enough that women wanna talk to you and you're social enough that you kept the conversation going
In short: fuck off normalfag, stop pretending to fit in
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>>147061927
If you didn't get her number it meant absolutely nothing.
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>>147061028
>>147061348
if you think this is "for no reason" you've got a lot to learn about the world.
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I dunno guys, all the girls I know (family, friends' gfs, from work, obviously I don't have any female friends) seem nice
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>>147061199
Cruella actively hates married women in the live action. It's half the reason she fires Anita because being married, or men as it'll be more emphasis this go, kill a woman's creative spirit. Cruella outright ignores Roger until Anita reaffirms she's taking his side and the puppies aren't for sale. Her ideal man was a guy like Alonzo ,spineless, and/or the fur dude in 2, who shared her hobby.
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>>147062121
You ever eat with one?
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>>147062147
Haha imagine hating others because they have relationships
So weird
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>>147062147
Imagine the sex
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>>147062183
Yes. Why?
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>>147060362
Don't. Her set is too young and could get you in jail for even looking at them.
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>>147061927
I want to because it’s happened to me in the past where I mistook corporate friendliness for affection. But also I met my wife at a restaurant I’d visit almost every day for lunch. She’d always be giddy to see me and try to chat or sit with me. Life is weird.
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>>147055436
ITT the latest batch of Disney Unpaid Interns on their first gig.
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>>147062009
Phone numbers are a dime a dozen. Girls will give them out to anyone they consider good enough to be an orbiter.
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>>147062276
I'd say it isn't corporate friendliness if they engage you in a conversation during some downtime
But I live in a place where cashiers aren't afraid to be rude to you if you're a shit
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>>147062284
if you're not getting at least one regular paycheck to shill, what are you even doing on /tv/ at this point
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>see this thread
>actually go and kill women
MOTHER
TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO WALK MY WAY
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>>147062323
t. got a number once and got ghosted because he did the epic "pretend to not be interested" meme PUAs taught him
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>>147062323
Phone numbers are how you contact people. Phone, snap, Insta, whatever. If he didn't get contact info, it meant nothing.
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>>147062225
What a spiteful bitch
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>>147062121
You’re a pet. You have never experienced women on an deeper personal level.
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>ex refuses to hook up with me
>tell him I'll fuck Chad instead and how much better Chad is in bed
D E V I L I S H
E
V
I
L
I
S
H
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>>147061832
fucking this

REEEE
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>>147062386
Cope.
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>>147059050
Women can't live with them, can't live without them.
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>>147055457
Absolutely, but you need a little bit of cash to chase it
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>All those sex havers itt
Get out of my board ree this is the one place where I can feel comfortable for being surrounded by fellow losers. Go cry about how your gf is a minor nuisance in return for providing critical validation and affection somewhere else.
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>>147059305
This is too real. My gf scrolls tiktok endlessly and basically only watches YouTube recommendations. I fucking hate it. Whenever I put something good on she falls asleep like she has narcolepsy. Unless it’s Wandavision or Mandalorian, in which case she half pays attention while she RPs on Discord. Still love her though.
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>>147061962
>I’ve been a deputy
Nice larp.
>find the guy who took their car
That's not a robbery, that's theft. Confirmed for genuinely retarded. Thanks for playing.
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>>147062488
i was a incel until last month
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>>147062488
That's just what 4chan is like now, fren
Whenever you discuss anything remotely related to women or feels, you suddenly get normalfags going "waaah my gf broke up with me" or "waaaah I haven't had sex in 3 weeks"
Just tune them out
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>>147059156
More then you'd think, less then you'd hope
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>>147062514
>while she RPs on Discord
You better make sure she's not ERP'ing with anyone lol
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>>147062541
Are you one?
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>>147062525
>losing your virginity during corona
LARP
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>>147062541
please go away
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Is this movie trying to get us to sympathize with a puppy murderer? I don't think that is going to work with normal people.
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>>147055457
>Dating
>basically auditioning your future wife
>Shallow shit
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>>147062574
I had my first kiss at 23 and lost my virginity at 24 during Corona.
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>>147062525
How old are you?
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>>147062323
>meet a creepy guy
>give him a number
>he backs off
>never answer it
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>>147062634
Fuck off normalfag
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>>147062634
I'm turning 23 in a few months. How did you do it?
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>>147061735
>anon's first femdom experience
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a girl asked me for my phone number once and i blurted out "why?"
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>>147062009
I got her name if that's anything. I was too scared and kinda too into the conversation so I sort of forgot to even consider it to ask for her number or normiebook or whatever.
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>>147059556
There is, don't play the game and go fuck a twink
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>>147062728
Fuck off normalfag
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>go to store to pick up some wine
>buy the one with coolest looking label
DON'T YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO LOVE
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>>147057681
She’s a massive slut who I’m sure has seen her fair share.
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>>147062335
I wish I could quit my job. I'd happily shill and shitpost all day.
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>>147056425
Woah
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>>147062728
What did she say next?
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>>147061799
BPD is one of the reddest flags on earth. It almost invariably means narcissistic cunt, possibly overweight, with a charisma void and an attention black hole. Don't even befriend one in a work setting. If you see a girl with BPD or hear she has it, keep your interactions to mildly cordial acquaintances, basically the person you only know by name kinda. They will literally fuck your life for free for the fun of it.
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>>147062776
something along the lines of "well, it was nice talking to you anon" and walked away. looking back at it now it probably seemed like i rejected her or something
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>>147062733
If you want something quick and painless to say to her next time you see her, try this:

"Hey, [name]! This is really random, but I think you're extremely attractive and I'd love to buy you coffee sometime."

See what she says. Get number if it works, move on if it doesn't. Over and done with in less than 20 seconds
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>Get teary eyed and tell BF he needs to make a commitment to me if I truly mean something to him
>The next day he proposes
>Laugh in his face and say he's just a booty call
>Leave 20 drunk voicemails when he stops responding to texts
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>>147061897
you probably are, you're just aiming too high. During the corona, it's tinder or bust, I'll be honest.
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>>147062903
Don't fucking say "extremely attractive" holy shit. Say you loved talking to her
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>>147062903
That's the quickest way to get her to scream for help, anon.
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>>147056425
ayy
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>>147062681
>Met a girl on a dating app
>Kinda chunky but whatever
>Me up to walk around an outdoor mall
>She's fatter than she looked in her pictures
>Went well and we got along
>Kissed at the end
>Saw her again for dinner somewhere
>She said almost nothing the whole time
>Realized she was boring and had no hobbies or wants or anything so I ended things
>Months later, now 24
>Meet an asian girl on dating app
>Thicc
>Both want something casual but she's out of state for a month
>Get closer and closer
>Decide we want to date
>Meet up for the first time ever when she gets back
>Sit on the couch and watch tv
>That lasts about 20 minutes before she's on me
>We go up to her room for 3 hours and fuck like rabbits
>Didn't even cum because the condom was too thick but whatever
>A few dates later she lets me fuck her raw, safely of course and I came on her stomach
>Stopped seeing her after 2 weeks because we both realized dating in person is way different than over text and it was just hard to be compatible
Use dating apps I guess. And if you're looking for a genuine connection, be yourself. It sounds lame but you don't want to be with someone if you have to act like a different person around them all the time.
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>>147061719
>this is about to happen
>immediately fuck the guy and convince him to tell her to get an abortion
MAMMA MIA HERE I GO AGAIN
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>>147062959
>>147062962
It's worked for me multiple times. Have you two ever cold approached before? It's like a cold call; it has to be short and to the point
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>>147063026
>cold approached
He fucking talked to her already you absolute nigger
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>>147059632
Classic
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>>147061218
>Make explicit death threats to BF via text and tell him I fucked all of his friends
>BF sends angry replies
>Screenshot his replies without showing the original texts and post them on social media
>BF is unpersoned by everyone he knows the next day
>His father speaks out on his behalf and says he's a good person
>Say his father raped me
>Father gets killed by some rando a week later
>My patreon is now sitting at a cool $3000 a month to never deliver anything
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>>147062733
Anon do not do this >>147062903
Just strike up a convo next time you see her and ask if she's free this weekend or whatever. If she asks why, just say you've enjoyed talking to her or something.
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>>147062903
don't do this anon-kun, Just say that you liked talking to her and if she'd like to trade contact info so you guys can maybe text sometime. The uncertain words like maybe and sometimes take the pressure off her, so try to say it as casually as you can, like it doesn't mean anything to you, like she's a guy.
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>>147063050
She's not going to remember that conversation. She's probably not even going to remember his name. She's a clerk at a store, so I'm dicey about opening up with her name to begin with. Maybe just pretend you recognize her
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>>147063013
>dating apps
>easy dates
>literal fucking b urself
Yep, it's a normalfag. Just like always
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shit thread
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>>147063013
I don't get how you stayed a virgin until 24. You sound like you did this so easily.
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>UH, ALL THE DOGS OR DIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OUT OF THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE IT'S FOR WOKE AF QUEENS ONLY, UNDERSTAND? CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE YOU ALL COATS!!!
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>>147059573
what the fuckis wrong with is arms and shoulders
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>>147063088
>she won't remember a 10 minute conversation she herself initiated from 2 days ago
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>>147063013
Happy Fathers Day you thick cunt, and tell fatty I said hello.
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>fight my bf over stupid shit
>tell him goodbye and to never contact me again
>call him at 3 am that night to say I was just upset and didn’t mean it
>repeat every now and then

I FEEL THE POWER
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>>147063077
>>147063073
These two are absolutely trolling, by the way, and don't talk to women or at least are not as good at closing with people as they think they are. NEVER use uncertain wording or "take pressure off someone" when trying to close; you also never want to give people too wide of a choice when you're trying to narrow down their options.

Think of it this way, you two who I quoted: have you ever asked someone "What do you want to eat?" Try asking "What do you want to eat: chicken or burgers?" instead. You'll be amazed that you will actually get a straight answer by being certain in your wording, never uncertain.
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>>147063135
That's just how normalfags are, anon. Don't listen to some faggot pretending to fit in and calling himself an "incel"
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.shit thread
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>>147063013
>Kinda chunky
Pic related.
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>>147062527
go and genuinely kill yourself you fat autistic piece of shit. If you aren't 30+ and have been using 4chan for half of your life (like me, married with son) you have no bragging rights whatsoever. Loser robot feelfags are the cancer that killed /arcanine/. You probably started using 4chan in 2011 at the latest and you have an entire list of things for you to epic bitch and cry about like
>poster talked to a girl once
>poster ever owned a gaming console
>poster owns a smartphone even though you're posting on a smartphone
Etc. You are a fucking faggot and I'm delighted your life is miserable. I hope nothing more than this post encourages you to kill your entire family and then fight the cops and do a barrell roll you fat useless faggot.
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>>147063143
She probably won't. You said she's a store clerk? If she actually does remember you, though, no matter what you say you're probably in.
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>>147063245
>new IP triggered normalfag
kek every time
Why did that make you so mad, normalfag? It's fine if you wanna post about /teevee/, just don't pretend you fit in threads like this
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>"I'll get back to you later today"
>never get back to him
I AM TITANIUM
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>>147063137
>YEAH SKIN 'EM
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>>147063285
>She probably won't.
kek this faggot can't remember a conversation he himself started for longer than 5 hours
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>>147063179
wow anon you're cool because you use verb to close like that and terms like cold calls, it's great that you use that business lingo for your personal relationships, you don't sound like a shallow cunt at all.
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>>147063358
A store clerk sees an average (depending on the store) of anywhere from 20-250 customers daily. There are very low odds that they'll remember one conversation
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>>147063092
It took me so many tries on those apps to find anyone that would actually meet up with me. I got ghosted by almost every woman I matched with and was a fat MLP autist in high school lol I'm in no way a normalfag
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>>147063302
>new IP
I'm banned on my home IP for Lee baiting for 14 more hours and have a piece of shit modem router/ISP than doesn't release a new IP ever. It's a long thread I was reading on my PC anyway so that isn't really relevant. Do you see what a worthless newfag poster you are? Do you see what an absolute /b/ tier UMAD tumor you are? Take HRT and download 500 smug anime girl reaction images with Unix codes starting in 12 from the archive and ascend your planar form to king of the autistic bitchfit throwers
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>>147063430
How many of those does she strike up a conversation with during downtime, nigger?
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>>147061199
I was about to say. If they tried to make this like, a PG Scarface deal where Cruella is already kind of sociopathic and just becomes moreso as she’s pushed around, I could see it working.
The problem is Tony was practical with his sociopathy if nothing else. He’s ultimately done in by his own ambition and he still had a moral code which made him seem human.
Cruella’s whole schtick in the first movie is that she’s so cartoonishly evil she puts a ridiculous amount of effort into skinning puppies.
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>>147063135
I was fat in high school and had a hard time talking to women after being falsely accused of stalking a girl in high school. Honestly it was all my mindset. I just wasn't mentally ready for anything. As soon as I became more comfortable with myself as a person, it allowed me to be more comfortable around other people.
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>>147063460
>getting this triggered over the fact that you normalfags don't belong in feels threads
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>>147063407
not him, but this kind of advice is legit, you just need to log the important lesson instead of repeating lines like a robot. asking someone on a date it's always better to make a specific suggestion even if it's something non-committal like walking around a park.
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>>147063448
>had dates
>had sex
>I'm not a normalfag xD
Fuck off
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>>147063461
I can tell I'm talking to the type of 4chan autist who gets personally invested in random anon conversations, so I'm gonna stop replying to you now. Just do what I told you to do with the girl; those are your best odds
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>>147063179
You sound like someone that sells timeshares. Walking up to a woman and saying "You. Me. Dinner. Tonight." only works if you're incredibly handsome.
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>>147063559
>who gets personally invested
The irony
>Just do what I told you to do with the girl
Update your samefag detector, normalnigger
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>>147063461
>10 minute conversation

not even that long. she's not risking being fired because of a connection, she's talking to someone who is available because the alternative is being bored.
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>>147063512
This isn't a feels thread, and again feels threads are post-2010 normalnigger cancer and destroyed /arcanine/. You are literally a redditor and a newfag. Please kill yourself and your family and attack a synagogue. You're a worthless fat piece of shit failure anyway at least make the news.
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>>147063625
>normalfag cries about normalniggers
kek
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K
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>>147063511
I'm glad you made it, anon. You give me hope.
I just thought that online dating was a meme. Perhaps I should give it a go. I'm just worried I won't know what to do on an actual date. Like, what did you do on those 20 minutes watching tv? Just awkwardly sat on the couch until she jumped you?
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>>147062569
From what I’ve seen she doesn’t. In fact she often crafts funny replies to people that ask to do that shit.
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>>147062903
Don't do this. Tell the woman that you have converted to islam and that she should too. She will respect you as a man, then it is your duty to beat the shit out of her any time she looks at another man.
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>>147063648
>m-muh /r9k/ brobot memes
>you can only be an anti-social oldfag if you are literally a fat retarded loser who can't affect agency whatsoever
Its so funny that you have such a shitty awful life. You're a whiney miserable little girl and you'll always be one.
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>>147063743
>>m-muh /r9k/ brobot memes
>>147063625
>normalnigger cancer
Keep being triggered, normalfag
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>>147063772
Again, do you see what absolute cancer you are? You're acting like a shitskin teenager.
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>>147063802
It's okay normalfag, you can just leave the conversation if it triggers you so much
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>>147055669
big shorts lass
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>>147056425
:0
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>>147063716
No it was NCIS or some awful bullshit and I just made fun of the show like MST3K or something because, thankfully, she had a sense of humor and enjoyed it. Just talk with her. Ask about her day and whatnot. Women hardly pay attention to tv or movies anyways. It's her phone or you she'll be giving attention to. Just talk to her like you actually give a shit about her day, even if you don't. Also I will say I tried online dating for a long time and it was the most soul-crushing, frustrating bullshit ever so if you ever start to feel bad about yourself because of it, get rid of it. I can't tell you how many times I deleted those apps. But give it a go if you like. Don't reveal your full power level in your bio unless you want. No "Avid gamer and redditor XD" shit unless you want a very specific target audience. Be general about yourself. Make a joke or something. But most importantly, don't take it too seriously. Or every day you don't get a match will eat away at your soul.
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>>147063831
Okay I'm going to spam soijaks on /qa/. Have fun looking for excuses to EPIC FUCKING BITCH all of the time cancerfag
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>was an awesome thread
>the male poster equivalent of a female (posters who call themselves 'incels' and believe anyone not like them doesn't 'belong' on 4chan) shows up
>immediately the thread goes to shit because the 'incel' demands to be included and starts stomping his feet until he is
>someone makes the mistake of replying to him
>he starts blubbering his mangina at them while they tell him to shut up (he will never shut up, he will reply for the next 12 hours because he has nothing else going on)
>thread eventually dies down in activity because the funposters don't like terrible atmospheres like that and leave
>'incel' moves on; will never create a thread on his own but will always attempt to find the recognition he's lost in life in new ones
>the 4chan cycle repeats

SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>147063890
Oh so you're a newfag, that explains why you've been posturing so much
Keep being mad, normalfag
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>>147063884
Thank you, friend.
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>>147063916
Thank god we hit the bump limit
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>>147058009
milk fed
milk fed
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>>147064006
Of course. Have faith and remember that virginity is nothing but a word. The connection to someone is nice but don't let the lack of it get you down. Become complete as you are before attempting to fit someone else in. Just believe and take it easy.
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>whinge to boyfriend that I should do slimming world because I feel like a fat cow for the 4th time this weak
>He says if I want to, he'd happily do it with me too
>Cry and storm out because he was not supposed to support me
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
AND DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO SAY
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>>147063920
>I'M AN OLDFAG BECAUSE I WHINE ABOUT NEW MEMES
Hahahahahahaha you're such an insecure joke dude. Are you genuinely an underage spic?
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>>147063474
>she puts a ridiculous amount of effort into skinning puppies.
A bit of a deadline would have been nice. Or she needed the dalmation coat for a show and justify changing her industry's wardrobe on a whim. Hell even Skinner just hated dogs for ripping out his throat
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>>147064092
>I'M AN OLDFAG
Never claimed I was, you're the one posturing about it. Anyone who's been here longer than 3 years won't save or spam soijaks though, so you kinda shot yourself in the foot
You were gonna leave, normalfag. Guess you're still too triggered eh?
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>>147064081
>Cry to my boyfriend about how fat I am
>He tells me I'm not
>I yell at him and tell him I am and I need to go on a diet and lose weight
>He says he will support me and help however he can
>Yell at him for not coddling me more and telling me I should stay just the way I am
OOOOOOOOOOH I'M BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
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>>147064164
I'm 32 and I've been here for 10 years and I love making and spamming soijaks though
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>>147064245
>new IP
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>>147064245
Based
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>>147064164
>I'm the only one who belongs on 4chan because I'm a fat loser
>heh I never technically claimed I was an oldfag did I?
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>>147060274
Autistic. Id slap your face if you pulled that shit with me
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>>147064303
You're still replying. How can you be this mad about getting called a normalfag who doesn't belong?
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>tell boyfriend that we're eating bad and need to stop having fast food
>he agrees, starts his diet at home while we're apart, is eating only chicken breast rice and vegetables every day with protein shakes
>the second we hang out i suggest he and i go eat at a bbq food truck to have brisket and fries
>he mentions our new diet to me, get mad at him and pout all day until he agrees to go to the food truck

I'M A GENIE IN A BOTTLE BABY COME COME COME ON AND LET ME OUT
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>>147064361
>responding to me in any capacity
imagine fuming and seething this badly
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>>147064422
>no u
Epic
You already said you would leave >>147063890
Stay mad
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>>147064467
Technically I only said I was going to spam soijaks on /qa/ ;)
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>>147061799
Vidia games and anime is not a hobby you lame ass faggot
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>>147064557
>20 posts of being mad at a post generally aimed at normalfags
>I'm just having fun spamming xD
Thanks for conceding. I'll remember that anyone writing about how much of an oldfag they are every post is just a LARPing newfag



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