Still the funniest comedian in the world
Is he a woman?No?Then he’s not funny.
>>147049875as a scotsman, i fully disagree.
>>147049925haha ya pure bampot
>>147049875I'm watching his stream right now. He's not funny, but he's funny, if you know what I mean
>>147049875>gets upset and spergs over anything even slightly "offensive">good comedianpick one
>>147049875>>147049943>>147049964didn't this retarded scotchman try to kill himself like five times? genuinely the funniest thing he's ever done
I want to beat that round tard face until i can use it as a plate for my spotted dick
why is this so fucking funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL5CrxblRDg&
I've got Kirstin McLean lewds if anyone is interested
>>147049875the only streamer i've ever watched, Love it but it'll really be a fucking shame if he never does any more tv or film stuff
>>147050243100% my man
>>147050268fuck off limmy
the disingenuous virtue signalling is my new favourite bit of his
>comedian>sits at home playing video games while losers say memes in chat that no one reads
>>147050243show us then my man
>>147050243I remember someone else claiming they had lewds of her then they never delivered. Was it you?
>>147050294>while losers say memes in chatAll I saw was a bunch of faggots brown nosing him, memes are banned in his chat, like your dumb frog
>>147050284but I'm limmy
>>147049875>makes edgy jokes and plays GTA killing everyone>goes into a meltdown over some petty shit on the news or if his streaming buddies, mods might have felt bad about somethingHe'd be much funnier if he wasnt such a bitch
His show was alright, he himself is a bit annoying
>cant take a jokebut he can deff take a dick lmao
genuinely yoker nuv
>>147049925>scotsmanShouldn't you be off...uh...what do Scottish people even do. I was trying to be a dick but I dont know what you're known for. Oh yeah, shouldn't you be playing Bagpipes somewheres
What is it about twitch streaming as a job that makes everyone who does it into an overly-emotional and over reactive mess? You'd think a job where all you do is play video games all day with no direct contact with your audience would you you chill but it never does.
>>147051474>You'd think a job where all you do is play video games all dayhes a normie who failed so hard in life hes stuck streaming boring euro autismo games like farm sim or euro track sim. hes still salty about brexit too
>>147051373I am going to abuse your gran.
>>147050556He's too emotional, just like a woman
>>147051373They're known for being obese retards with a victim mentality
>>147049875He's not even the funniest comedian in Scotland, fuck, in Glasgow.
>>147051474With Limmy it's fear of being cancelled. He knows that if he does get cancelled (which for a guy that did used to do rape jokes and call lesbians "dykes" is pretty easy) his career is dead. So he has to clamp down on anything remotely "edgy" on his stream and have a moderating team staffed entirely with blue-haired Etsy store owners who he can use to deflect criticism.
>>147051474The people who make it in streaming are the ones who pander to safe space bullshit and have to be an over-emotional mess to cater to the people that watch them.You get good at what you practice, even if it is being an emotional mess over fuckin nothin.
>>147051076hate this bit 2bh
>>147049875Is that Zack Eastwood?
>>147049875Maybe in your tiny anglo bubble
>>147051993presenting C was the peak of his career
>>147051474Bad company. Twitch staff are all mentally ill.
He's proof that people over 40 don't belong on Twitch
I miss Scotland bros. Wish this COVID shit would end so I can go back to wild camping through the Highlands while taking videos of wild owls and elk.
>>147052503I miss pumping dirty slags from the cathouse.
>>147052567what age is too old for the cathouse
>>147051474That job is perfect for mentally fragile narcissists who can't handle the real world. You get to sit in your bedroom wrapped in a blanket playing games while you read moderator-approved messages from a loyal army of sycophants.
>>147049943He’s funny-looking, not funny.
>>147049875Why didn’t you kill the jester?
>>147051474because it gets views and so makes you more moneyit's like wondering why people watch the kardashians instead of some regular housewife, people love drama
>>147050163Fuck me this got me bad"We're going to hell....for what we did to Jesus Christ"
HE COME OUT STEW, QUICK AS A FLASHHE SAID "BUT STEEL'S HEAVIER THAN FEATHERS"
>>147049875>twitch streamer>friends with @Sips_based
>>147051942Billy Connolly is
>>147054313a daring synthesis
>d....don't call me a simp. BANNEDLimmys a fag
>>147057018>spam retard buzzword>get banned for being a retardbased limmy
>>147049875He has his moments but feel he's not much material
He's incapable of accepting anything but constant praise
>>147051373Shooting up and crying about the english
>>147049875Why does he transcribe his accent in his tweets.
>Genuinely funny comedian becomes boring, crappy streamerMany such cases!
He's a cuck, see his turbo simp video where he whines like a little bitch because people are being meanie incels
>tfw got personally banned by limmyhe pointed at the camera and spoke directly to me and all
>>147057641he doesn't, he tweets in plain english
>that time his son told him he needs to stop playing games all day and go outside
It's like when people from Canada become famous.
>>147057081Semp? Collimg lemme a Seminole? Noo wer Stopeing right ere, Noo Losson, we ain't gonna ave that in chot naw. Ef ya poost et yall beh banned. Ain't avin et
Well maybe not in the world, but hes by far the funniest guy on twitch even with the tranny thought police mods
>>147057910what for anon
>>147058136don't try to type in an accent you barely understand, it's painful to read
>>147058411He was setting up his wheel and having trouble with the deadzone, so I kept telling him how "obvious" the settings he needed were and that hes being a numpty on purposeHe looked at chat, said my name, and told me to tell him the exact settings to fix the deadzone and if they wouldnt work I get banned because hes tired of seeing my name posting cheeky shitI asspulled, he tried it out, the wheel worked even worse and he banned me
I love the utter distain his wife has for him streaming. He is clearly so depressed and conflicted in his life and tells you he wants to do this forever instantly everytime. Must be rough.
>>147058983His wife is a cunt and limmy's always been depressed
>>147058523This is how everyone else feels when Scots decide to type in an accent like nobody else in the fucking world does that.
>>147058596kek, that's actually decent. not like these speds that cry because he banned them spamming simp or pepes.
>scotland is mentioned>all the limeys go apeshiti think the scots trigger the english even more than the irish
>>147059061only burgers type in a scottish accent here. you can tell by how shit they are at it.
>>147058596I was banned once because while he was making ongoing jokes about brutally pulling a mans eyes of his "heed" while bleeding to death. I made a comment about sex in the chat and he banned me for "vile filth"
>>147059183wow almost like they're trying to get a reaction out of you
>>147059183That is only here though, everyone else those freaks type out how they sound. Ugly people that like being victims and talking in their own for of ebonics.
>>147059183I'm scottish and can't type in a scottish accent. I can type in some mad tcheucter farmer accent saying stuff like "dinnae ken at mate, dat ouhwiz how its been aye?"
>>147059183Scoishhh mahn gettin saltay eh
>>147058596make another account and post it again>>147059216make another account and point out his hypocrisy. the only good streamer-related 'content' is when they get angry or when chat messes with them. https://youtu.be/WR3PNDUuDyE
>>147049875This Scottish fuckface isn't even the funniest person in his house.
>>147059219I didn't realised they'd evolved to that high a level
>>147051985it's one of his best
>>147059120both the irish and scottish hate for the english is entirely one sided lol. ask any anglo what they think of ireland/scotland
>>147049875/tv/ being revisionist and contrarian as usual because he's become an emotional streamer now, but you can't deny that his old skits were some of the best comedy gold to grace TV in ages. Posting some of my favorite Limmy Show clips:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzKo1JPNf4shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxUJVCYP11ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOZzFXolGJchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_Zsy4fOXxUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0f-2P3luxUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itKhvrUekDs
>>147059946literally the entire thread is english people chimping out about scots and irish
>>147060109That must've been so fucking hard for her...>mfw thinking of her hurting
>>147060109>buchanan galleriesSo she was in buying some clothing made by women in third world countries under slave conditions and decided that she was the victim because she had a friendly interaction she didn't care for
>>147060156no, they're chimping out about limmy in particular. also>4chan poster as representative of national attitudes
>>147052037nah most people here don't think that highly of him
>>147049875Apparently Limmy blocked Count Dankula on Twitter. Too scared of the edgy shit. Shitebag.
>>147060265quit chimping out you dumb bong
I'll just pretend all the burgers ITT doing accents are my friends
>>147051985t. Les Porter
>>147051076>>147051985hit a little too close to home? i'll tell you what, the Dee Dee - Job Hunt skit actually made me tear up a bit and have some painful realizations about my own life, but it's really well done:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9zfwHVFqv4
Anyone still wondering how to get there?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWHNVwxJEeU
>>147060721...you cannae do that, i'm sorry
>>147052606It's always been full of old cunts. Always.
>>147062353when i was 29 i pulled a 19 year old and she said she lost her virginity to a 30+ guy that somehow got into unders
>>147060335count dankula is an unfunny weathervane of a cunt. he has a tattoo of a hammer and sickle yet stood for ukip cause he was peer pressured into it
>>147049908Cheer up lad
>>147062685100% correct. In the late 90s/early 00s the overs was full of old grey cunts top to toe in black leather propping up the bars up the top floor. Dunno if it still is.
It's Stewart Lee.You're just not smart enough to get him.
>>147049899>ohh, risky! risky!>no it's just good to hear you saying that men are victims too>cos you cannae say that anymore>case you offend them you know>I got nothing against them! I spoke to one!>They don't get offended>Yis are all lookin at me as if I was mad>but I'm not>Would I have spoken to one if I was?>'s jus' yer pc crowd tha's gone man in't it?>ach I don't know
>tim and eric but yurofagoi
>>147049899>he got a (you) out of ya, you've got to give him that!
Does he still have katercakes and other annoying women as his stream mods?
>>147051919I'm neither obese nor a victim. Fuck off, you projecting faggot.
He's a big guy.
>>147052606>>147052750never been myself but planning on post covid to pick up some easy young alternative/art hoe minge. the place is ripe w it.
How do Americans cope?A fucking scot of all people pulls off the le random funny skit humour better than any mutt ever
>>147064566can a fellow scot please tell me what this phenotype is? i do have celtic features myself, although i am much more nordic/german looking. why do so many of us look like this?
>>147064676nakadskmasdkmlkamdkams ada lksdaksdm lkmda skdlmakls dm
>>147064672the problem is that our comedians tend to have a complete lack of subtlety and if the joke doesn't completely smack you over the head the first time around, then they'll be sure to beat you over the head with the punchline over and over until you "get it." see: SNL
>>147064566I don't know that dick looks sus
>>147064595is the catty actually ripe with gash? might try it myself some time. how easy and how pretty are the lassies?
och dinnae ken ye wiz nae och n ma shite noo!
>>147064676That would be the Anglo-Saxon settlement of Britain, you dopey cunt.
>>147060109Wish i could do that>cheer up, it might never happenI always feel like saying my wifes just been brutally gang raped you chatty cunt
>>147050163dont back down, DOUBLE DOWN
>>147052037>scot>anglothe most fervent anti-brits on this website know absolutely nothing about us
>>147064676>although i am much more nordic/german looking.aye I bet ye are pal
>>147064672But he doesn’t.
>>147064824A lot of the east cost comics are great and would never be allowed on tv. Check out shane gillis and dan soder for example
>>147051474>the chat is a massive hugbox>one person says something slightly negative>streamer goes on a rant for 5 minutes about "haters">"if you don't like it don't watch then">meanwhile the chat is spamming hearts and sucking the streamers dickevery time
>>147065019Are you genuinely retarded? lmao
>>147065104this but unironically
>>147065485i hate the internet
>>147065204i look nothing like that retard kek. although i know most people who say they look nordic/german actually dont. my immediate family is from both norway and germany so i definitely do have those genes kek.
any of you scottish lads ever posted on /scotfeel/ on r9k? its quite a laugh and its not like the rest of that degenerate board >>>/r9k/62463461
>>147065819>had to post kek twiceyou're fooling no one you goblin
>>147050163don't mind me, just posting the best Limmy stream clip that puts me in stiches every time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iRAgVmX2lc>that skeevy laugh
>>147049908god knows I've been there
>>147049875Haven't heard of him, but he looks like a feminist
>leftists>wear dressesscottish people are faggots
>>147065485That’s why I had to stop watching Tomato. Love the games he plays, but my god, he’s as fragile as a stained glass window
>>147052567I just want to go to Hive till 5 t b h.
>>147065485that's how it went with Bruce from Funhaus too, what a downfall his career has been
>>147065886no im no a virgin mate
>>147060009What’s yer ‘hing is one of the smartest ideas for a sketch I’ve seen. Makes me laugh every time
>>147066380neither am i lad. i used to drown in gash from art hoe/alternative bitches at the catty. theyre easy as fuck if you look good and larp right
>>147065956You dont know the half of it. Hes a self-hating male.
>>147067014how can you hate being male? its fuckin awesome
>>147054313I don't know who this guy is but he looks like he's really let himself go.
>>147066968how young are they, anon? might have a go at the catty myself sometime ;)
>>147066968you had sex that ONE time (if even)what the fuck are you going on about "drowning"
>>147066908I once knew a grill who sent me that bit and started legitimately asking if it's true that all guys have a secret 'hing like that. Became the easiest comedy gold to string her along off that
>>147067197youve clearly never been to the catty mate. all the girls have issues there and are complete whores. ive been about 20 times and i've pulled 20 times. you should go out more. it really isnt difficult to get laid. everybodys doing it
>>147049875If that isn't a young Leslie Nielsen photo you are objectively wrong. It's not a discussion you are being informed
>>147067285you dont have a single photo of yourself with a girl so pack your bags and get the fuck back tonyour r9k containment zone you sad virgin
>>147067199Lmao, that’s the absolute genius of it
>>147049875>Sweet, a Limmy thread! I'll just lurk until someone posts THOSE Kirstin McLean photos.>9 hours later>NO ONE deliveredWhat the fuck.
>>147049875Unfunniest piece of reddit trash every conceived by reddit for reddit
>>147050243You again. I want to meet your irl and run you through
>>147067408they don't exist anon>>147067482reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit redditthere is not a single original bone in your body, you just parrot what the "cool kids" are saying.
>>147067482what did he mean by this?
>>147060109>my brother's sister's aunt's roommates' cousin...
>>147067563They've been posted before. I just never save them because someone ALWAYS delivers in these threads.
>>147067563I don't care what reddit says.You think reddit is cool, it's fine.You wanna be cool like reddit, fine.But none of you are funny.
>>147050243You've been saying this for years mateWHERE ARE THEY
>>147067619>because someone ALWAYS delivers in these threads.
>>147067623>But none of you are funny.
someone needs to make an archive of literally everything he's done on screen in the past 20 years
>>147049875Who was in the wrong here?https://youtu.be/7msoqnz2bcY
Hey guys, here's a funny prank. Ask him what he thinks about his brother next time he's streaming! He'll love it!
>>147067819starting with video #1 (as far as I know): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIWxgGrVaAQif i recall, he made that vid after a heavy binge drinking bender that ultimately led him to call it quits on alc all together. said he had a 1-month hangover of hellishness
>>147068022His best run was probably 2005-2010, cuz he was legitimately a depressed suicidal loser who just listened to techno all day. Made everything he did that much funnier.Limmy got old. Old people aren't funny unless you yourself are also old. That's the problem.
>>147049875I almost/did get banned by him on stream, but got called out in the most horrifying way.Horrifying in that I was/am a big fan of him, saw him mention on twitter one night that he was ABOUT to stream. >great I thought, I'll see him at the start of it!>him chatting shit, about depression etc>realise I have a great anecdote about depression; something I heard offhand one time>"Apparently depression has an evolutionary purpose, in that it helps you compartmentalise problems which you can deal with piecemeal and therefore the entire issue.">begins to rip and improv my message, feigning a guy in pain at a library "working an issue through">me, in shock, mildly stoned at 10pm in my parents house as my favourite comedian attacks me>chat spamming "BAN HIM BAN HIM">alt f4, play mount and blade
>>147068279it's true, none of those Dee Dee sketches get made unless there was some personal depression experience to pull from
>blocks you're path
>>147068560The Dee Dee ones are great but I can only take so much of that before y'knowwondering why I didn't do anything with my 20s. Guess that's the point.
>>147060567fucks sake lads
>>147049875So funny that he was HANDED several series by the BBC, they all tanked, and he had to resort to e-begging on twitch? Funny strange not funny ha-ha
>>147068697true that mate. it got posted earlier, but this one >>147060567 fucking wrecks me, it hits too close to home with the depiction of a late-night moment of clarity and burst of motivation followed by you-know-what the next day
>>147051474It's mostly those who have failed at other avenues, Pewdiepie's fired his editor who then went full time streaming, and his insecurities are palpable, he regularly launches into his chat, jumping down people's throats, then goes on lengthy diatribes about how depressed and anxious he is.
>>147060009Some of these are in the mildly relatable range and elect a chuckle
>>147068892>They all tankedOnly BBC Scotland show to break out of Britain, and the only one people are still talking about 10 years after the fact>handed multiple showsmultiple as in one actual show with a budget and one web series he had to fund and film himself? Sneed harder
>>147069274>only one people are still talking about 10 years after the facta handful of people posting memes and then linking to clips
You just know Limmy is one of those guys who constantly sends selfies to the group chat with his mates, and they all just ignore his constant fucking narcissism.
>>147069327limmy is one of those guys that attempts but fails to kill himself because he's a faggot
>>147068527what the fuck? why would he rip into you for this?
>>147067371the amount of cope and jealousy in this post is absolutely potent.
>>147069364but failing suicide is based
>>147069324Even if that is true, why would you share it online? I'm glad he's better though.
>>147069324good for him
>>147069466attempting makes you gay>>147069480>>147069506faggots
>>147068892what? it was a zero budget a show on bbc scotland that did better than anyone was expecting.
>>147069611what a pathetic image, exactly what i'd expect from some limp-wristed faggot who thinks limmy not killing himself is good
>>147062730Fuck off Vaush
>>147069741>he thinks count fagula is funny
>>147064566that's definitely a dildo, just look at the head
>>147069806what a pathetic image, exactly what i'd expect from some limp-wristed faggot who thinks limmy not killing himself is good
>>147069916what a pathetic image, exactly what i'd expect from some limp-wristed faggot who thinks limmy not killing himself is good
I wonder why more comedians don't go the streaming routethey're automatically funnier than 99% of these twitch retards, they can't tour, and it's not like we're in a golden era of original comedy content
>>147069965what a pathetic image, exactly what i'd expect from some limp-wristed faggot who thinks limmy not killing himself is good
>>147069971it's impossible to generate new comedy in front of a computer, since you don't amass any new experiences to comment onSo, if you start down the e-comedian path you'll eventually just run out of material with no way to grow. It's a last ditch grab at relevance.
>>147049875That ain't Bill Burr
>>147051919Anglo Cuck spotted, Work harder for our tendie money
>>147069971most of them tend to go for regular podcasts, rather than live streaming.
>>147070071what a pathetic image, exactly what i'd expect from some limp-wristed faggot who thinks limmy not killing himself is good
>>147070057What? I havent watched Limmy for a while but he shits out improv like its nothing
>>147064676it's the cold icy blue eyes and thin lips. tell tale signs.
>>147060109That's fucking assault. I hope he was arrested
>>147064932If you are asking on /tv/ not easy enough to fuck you
Had the pleasure of meeting Limmy at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
>>147070125what a pathetic image, exactly what i'd expect from some limp-wristed faggot who thinks limmy not killing himself is good
For me it's Fry's Turkish Delighthttps://youtube.com/watch?v=2Xuedh4i_8E
>>147054313What do I have to watch to "get" Stewart LeeI simply cannot understand what the hype is
>>147070466what a pathetic image, exactly what i'd expect from some limp-wristed faggot who thinks limmy not killing himself is good
>>147062730He's a stupid cunt who's every action is inspired by contrarianism and edge. He was into communism back when he was a little teenage shite and communism had a slight edginess to it but now that it's associated with blue haired antifa types he's pulled a 180 on it and began shilling for UKIP before it burned into the ground.
>>147051373>what do Scottish people even doWhatever the nearest Englishmen aren't doing while swearing the whole time.