holy fuck this was kino
>>145069367It was trashFPBP/thread
>>145069367>had members of broken lizard and kids and the hallYeah I’m pretty sure it’s kino
brehs...
Holy shit it's big brain wojak!
>YOU WANNA DANCE?>No>Me neither
I remember in 8th grade we were working on the yearbooks and one of the sections was "best movie of the year" and my friend Bruce wrote Sky High and I made fun of him and he mumbled "I thought it was..." I don't remember what I wrote. Sorry Bruce.
>>145069367I was lucky enough to meet the director while he was ADRing lines for the science teacher. The actor was throwing out slightly offensive lines they knew they wouldn’t use just to make everyone laugh. It was pretty based.
>>145069367>it's literally just a movie about being gay>kinonah
>>145070331what?
>>145070679Will's struggles of telling his parents that he has no superpowers while trying to come to terms with it is a strong analogy of a person wondering about his sexuality. Especially with the way his parents react when Will finally "comes out" to them. His dad is initially in denial, claiming that he will have superpowers (i.e., "be normal" by their metrics) and even considers "dropping him in a vat of toxic waste" to give him superpowers (i.e. "fix" what's "wrong" with him). His mom, meanwhile, while not thrilled that her son isn't who they wanted him to be, still insists that they can be "The Stronghold Three, the greatest family the world has ever known."
>>145069706damn, you were a faggot
>>145070748did you know Rocket Man is a song about elton john confessing his love of dicks?
For me, it's Ron Wilson: Bus Driver
>>145070748but then he gets superpowers anyway so this doesn't really fit. The movie that fits this idea better is up up and away.
>>145070748Okay but then he gets TWO super powers, does the plant growing girl cure him of his faggotry and make him double straight?
>>145069533P
>>145070776>you were a faggotAnd also retarded, because I dug up my book and had written The Matrix.
>>145070881So the rocket is cock, Mars is a man's rectum (ain't the kind of place to raise yo kids), and all the science which he doesn't understand is AIDS?
>>145069367It's better than any Marvel or DC shit
>>145069367I always thought it was funny how the dad couldn’t fly and the mother had no powers other than flight so she basically had to carry him to wherever they were needed.>>145069367
>>145069385Lurk more newfag
>eugenics storytellingugh no thanks
>>145069367>you now realize Lynda Carter played the principal
The behind the scenes were pretty badassSpiderman remote harness system and breakaway walls so they literally launched them through wallsPyro kid getting punched halfway through the support pillar in the cafeteria was 100% practical and they disguised the deceleration of the harness in the pillar breaking around himReally badass effects work, they really put in the effort
>>145072469Yeah... flies up and just throws him at something. Loved that dynamic
>>145069367is that drake campana?
>>145072927i didnt knew, but i know why i felt a prime mommy vibes.
>>145069367Always was.
Would have been 10/10 if it had a lead who wasn't a little faggot.
>>145072998cool
>>145070748Maybe you are autistic and dont understand it was played that way for comedy
>>145072469Yeah why the fuck did he even wear a cape anyway
>>145069385Kys
>>145069385fpbp
>>145069367Best cape movie ever made. Certainly the best one made before the MCU.
>>145069533the kid's mom was hotter
>>145070748spotted the faggot
>>145070748i only read the first sentence and i can tell you're a faggot
>>145069367I liked it. Kind of a shame, Disney had everyone on a contract if the movie was a smash hit they were going to make it into a TV show with all the teen actors and maybe cameo the parents in every now and then(probably recast them although none of the other parents were ever seen so it might have been cheap enough to cast). I would have watched it.
>>145069367my hero academia
SIDEKICK
>>145069367no, it was shit
>>145078721what was his fucking problem?
