This is what HBO Max is really like. Only knowers know.
>>145039686Is that good or bad?
>>145039686How is HBO max like filtrex© filtered coffee?
Pourovers, french presses and percolators all do the same thing
>>145039744Just you wait
>>145039771French press is not the same as pour over. Also not all pour overs are even alike.
>>145039686ahhhh, morning brown
>>145039686Isnt that the bloom? Which is a good thing. Its when coffee smells really good.
>>145039686let's fucking BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Why is pourover and french press an exclusively amerilard thing? normal people have coffee brewed in an espresso machine
>>145040152Is that when your uncle fucks your ass and gives you a taste of chunky diarrhea grease when he pulls out and plops his donkey dick in your mouth?
>>145039744Because it makes you poo violently.
>>145041075Yes we get it, you're a hipster.
>>145041079do you enjoy writing homoerotic fanfiction on internet?
What's the best method of coffee lads?
For me, it's moka. Bought it during a trip to Italy and been using it ever since.
>>145041640A good grinder and any coffee maker that gets its water hot enough. Most cheap electric ones do not.
>>145041640It all tastes the same to me desu. How do I stop being a pleb?
>>145041640Going to the McDonalds drive thru and telling the nice McDonalds on the speaker that you want a large coffee with 4 creams and 4 sugars.
>>145041640aeropress paper filter, with good beans and grinder is the fastest cheapest best for the occasional americanoif you are a daily drinker or milker, just fork out the cash for a decent espresso machine that automates everything.
>>145041640French press is the King's way
>>145041887>leaving your house to get cofveveNot going to make it
>>145041988skull crushers are way better brah
>>145041640Grinding freshly roasted beans and using filtered water for a French press/pour over is the best way to go, if you want to get even more autistic you can get a variable temperature goose neck kettle and weigh your water/coffee
>>145041887For the price of it McDonalds coffee is unironically good
>>145041834I used to hate instant, now the more I drink it the more I grow a taste for it
>>145041075>espresso machineany good ones for less than 1000USD tho?
>>145041834>tfw my instant coffee tastes stronger than my french press coffeeWtf am I doing wrong here?
>>145039744I'm pretty sure that's a v60
>>145042034>freshly roasted beanshow long does it take to roast the beans in the morning? btw i like a light to medium-light roast best
>>145041640PercolatorAnything else is for poor stupid people
>>145042085Breville BES870XL for $700. It goes on sale every now and then for about $570.
>>145042085>1000USD??? an espresso machine costs 20 bucks
>>145041640who /moka pot/ here
>>145042286whatever the fuck you bought isn't an espresso machine
>>145042348what's the aeropress of streaming services, /tv/?
>>145042041Oh yeah, I was only half joking. I don't even eat their food, but their coffee isn't half bad at all. I wish it was still $1 though. >>145042024Joke's on you. One of these days, my clumsy ass will spill that McCoffee on my lap and I'll be a millionaire.
>>145042348Gotta admit they're aesthetic as fuck. I don't know how the Italians do it.
>>145042400Does that put carbonation into the coffee like soda savers?
>>145042400Are aeropresses worth it? I don't want to be forking out 30 quid for one of these just to find that the coffee tastes exactly the same as every other method
>>145041640coldbrewjust mix the powder with water and leave it in the fridge for 8 hours
>>145042186As long as they’ve been roasted in the last month they’re freshly roasted.
>>145039686I get it, but also, I dont get it
Guys I fucked upI put a couple scoops of protein powder into my coffee today and while it was cocoa-flavored and tasted great the farts are becoming unbearable. They're not even dissipating before the next one happens. I am just wallowing in a cloud of caffeinated protein. I am normally keen to enjoy a whiff of my own brand but today my anus is releasing something foreign and heinous. I may have to find a fan to circulate the air, but I hesitate to trail this horror through my house. What have I done?
>>145042593they are OKits nothing too crazyits worth more somewhere between 8-18 dollars
>>145042462>my clumsy ass will spill that McCoffee on my lap and I'll be a millionaire.>Liebeck was taken to the hospital, where it was determined that she had suffered third-degree burns on six percent of her skin and lesser burns over sixteen percent. She remained in the hospital for eight days while she underwent skin grafting. During this period, Liebeck lost 20 pounds (9.1 kg) (nearly 20% of her body weight), reducing her to 83 pounds. After the hospital stay, Liebeck needed care for three weeks, which was provided by her daughter. Liebeck suffered permanent disfigurement after the incident and was partially disabled for two years.will it be worth the horrific pain?
>>145042545No>>145042593Yes, just buy a reusable metal filter after you run out of paper ones. I also bought one of these one way valves on Amazon (about $15 with the metal filter)
>>145042593There is a lot of variety that you can try out with the aero press, a lot more variables that you can change. It’s worth the money, as long as you have the time to try many different methods to find out which you like best.
>>145042671metal filters are good but paper is still better
>>145041640>>145042348>>145042482 Based moka crew. Moka pot + french press is enough to yield decent milk drink results. Behold pic related.
>>145041466We take this as a yes.
>>145042348I think moka has the best compromise between taste, price and conveniencealso >>145042482
I worked at Blue Bottle
>>145042665Yes. I'm broke bitch.
>>145042784its a bitch to clean though
>>145039744>he doesn't know
>>145039686>>145041640chemex is the best>
>>145042114Put more coffee in? Less water?
>>145041640There is no such thing. Coffee is a disgusting beverage.
>>1450430554chan is 18+
>>145043055this. Energy drinks or nothing
>>1450416401 full teaspoon of amigo instant coffee1 full spoon of whipping cream200 ml hot water
>>145043055Yes we know. That's why we drown it in cream and sugar.
>being an addict to the caffeinated JewSurely not, anon?
>>145042905Is it? I don't feel like it is>make coffee >drink>kettle cools down>pop out the wet grinds>rinse>doneit's worse than instant I guess
>>145043094>not based waterWater is the ultimate adult drink
>>145043219i like orange juice too
FUCK ESPRESSO MACHINES THEY'RE ALL SHIT. IF YOU DRINK THIS GARBAGE AND THINK ITS GOOD YOU'RE A MORON.
>>145043247>full of sugar>not even any vitamin cDitch it my man and get on the filter water
>>145043327sugar is ok after exercising
>>145043327>>not even any vitamin cExcuse me but what?
>>145043149>be me>drink 5-6 coffees a day during work for last 5 years>during 3 month lockdown I had no desire to drink coffee at all I felt like I couldn't do anything until I had a cup of coffee, but as soon as quarantine hit I had no need for it. Is it a psychological addiction?
>>145042030Literally the same thing
>>145043515all addictions are psychological
>>145043565they are similar, the difference is that with french press you are seated down, whereas with skull crushers you are lying down
>>145043679>DTs are psychologicalok retard
>>145043679Not strictly true, for example the people that die when they're going cold turkey.
>>145041937Why? Espresso is more like concentrated coffee isnt it?
>>145043816all addictions can be overcome with willpower, so they're all psychological
>>145041988Kings like their coffee full of grinds?
>>145043881you are not educated on alcohol addiction clearly. People routinely die trying to rehab deep alcohol addictions
>>145041640For me, it's espresso.Second would be french press because I don't own an espresso machine.
>>145042545Wait, would that even work? It's not dissolved air in soda, it's Carbon Dioxide. Wouldn't it dissolve out incredibly quickly,making it pointless
>>145042085Flair or a robot
>>145039686this looks like some gross raw, ultra fruity coffee
>>145039686Looks like a chocolate chip muffin and I unironically want to bite into it
>>145043679you're triggering the junkie trash, anon
>>145043005Its what I use. I like it alot, not to mention it looks great on the kitchen counter.
>>145044017hes triggering being fuckin wrong
>>145043515good for you faggot?
>>145043515Did you only have coffee when you weren't home? Might've just been a habit and staying home broke it.
>>145043679>>145043881Imagine believing this. Addiction is a chemical process and the brain is a biological computer. Some of these computers are more susceptible to addiction than others, but it's all chemical processes. Addicts are victims of their shitty genes. Show some empathy you fuckwad.
>>145042599for me it's either coldbrew or turkish/greek style coffee
>>145044152addicts are victims of their poor life choices and stupidityall emotions are chemical processes in the brain, that's why they're called psychological and not physical
>>145044217>addicts are victims of their poor life choices and stupidityand you're a victim of being a fucking retard
>>14504259330 quid is probably the cheapest method also the aeropress is like 100 methods in one
>>145042671have never found a metal filter that gives a clean cup
>>145043989if they weren't mentally weak, they wouldn't have let themselves get to the point of being physically addicted. so yes, it is psychological.
>>145042348I just pour boiling water through the top, I hate plastic but the little damn tip is and I’d like to get it replaced with metal
>>145044217Almost all addiction stem from emotional trauma in childhood. Most of the people you see addicted it's not entirely their fault.
>>145043326pods are shite and if the world was just every company selling them would go on fire and be bankrupt in the same day but espresso machines use a puck of ground coffee not pods
>>145044217But choice is an illusion. Every decision you have made is based on Memes, Genes, and Scene.
>>145043094Pre workout powder is better, cheaper and lasts longer
post coffee kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A8W77m-ZTw
>>145042085get a flair or robot and spend the rest on a grinder. The grinder is where most of your money should go.
>>145043894even a 10$ french press stops 100% of the grinds. wtf are you using
itt coping poorfags ahahahaha
>>145043055>>145043094Im 30 and i've been drinking about 1 to 2 monsters every day since I was 20. Believe me when i say that coffee is so much better. Energy drinks drive me into depression later in the day and you dont even realize it. Then you wake up almost hungover from the previous day's energy drink so you buy some more.its a retarded cycle. Ditch it quick. Coffee doesn't taste good but we're not here to taste good shit, we're here for caffeine.
>>145043894you have to push the filter down BEFORE you pour, chief.
>>145043679>Mfw most are predominantly physiological
>>145039771Fellas, don't drink that! There was a fish in the percolator!
>>145044217>>145043679Caffeine blocks the receptors in your brain that receive the neurotransmitter responsible for that sleepy feeling. The brain produces more over time in response which requires more caffeine to block it again, forever, which is why going off of caffeine after drinking something like one cup of coffee a day for months will leave you feeling totally fucked up for a week at minimum.Read a book you dumb nigger
>>145044614just drink less. I prefer coffee for daily consumption, but when I really need to have things done, energy drinks are a better option. They make me productive even if I had shitty night of sleep
>>145044824>energy drinks are a better option>literally shit loaded up with sugar and caffeine Fucking how?
>>145044614>Coffee doesn't taste goodDrink better coffeeOr just use creamer and make it taste like whatever the fuck you want
redpill me on moka pots
>>145044898not saying it's healthy
>>145044479The complete and utter lack of eye contact made this
>>145042348right here bru
>>145044824Energy drinks are terrible for you and loaded down with far more egregious shit than caffeine. Try going a few weeks without them, coffee will be more than sufficient after.
>>145045023withdrawals are real. Prepare for a day of headaches.
>>145039771you missed out the only one that actually is the same thing: a standard coffee machine.
teafag here why does it seem you need a fucking science degree to make coffee? with tea you just put bag in, water in, and depending on the tea milk in
>Not just taking a scoop of preworkout
>>145042771This makes me want to start getting into coffee, that's gorgeous, but I've only ever used generic coffee pots and single-cup makers like Keurigs. What's this stuff like?
>>145041834I used to think that instant was good too, until I started making coffee with actual grounds. Instant is still fine if you just want a quick cup, or you don't want the expense, but it really is nowhere near as good as fresh coffee.
bean quality/freshness > grind size > water/coffee ratio > water temperature > method
>>145045104With basic bitch coffee you put grounds in and run hot water through themProper tea preparation is just as complex as high end coffee preparation
>>145042114Truly a puzzling scenario. What could possibly cause it, anon?
>>145044362fuckin semantic retard neck yoself fuckhead
>>145039686>tfw coffee connoisseur>Could sit in this thread and argue about it all day but instead choosing to close this thread and go do something more funI think I'm on the road to happiness, /tv/. Just leave threads.
>tfw can't drink caffeine
>>145041640I have a Keurig and I feel like a pleb. I don't understand anything about beans.
Coffee alchohol and beards are all soi obsessions in an effort to appear "adulting"
>>145041640whatever is available when you actually need it
>perfects your cup of coffee
>>145045320>wahhh they're talking about something I don't care forAsk me how I know you're under 5'9
>>145042482these things are the definition of over-complication. They do effectively the same thing as any other method that involves introducing the grounds to hot water. Just get a fucking machine.
What are some good grinders?
>>145045320i like craft beer and coffee ama
How has this thread gone on for so long and no one has posted coop yet.
>>145045513How do you enjoy craft beer? Beer in general is a bit too bitter/sour for my taste.
>>145045320I've drunk tea and coffee since I was a little kid and only have a beard cause my face is too short. Alcohol is disgusting though and I don't care what anyone says it's vile stuff.
>>145044362What is drug slavery then?
>>145039686Is this loss
>>145045449completely wrong. moka is like espresso but at a much lower pressure. pour over and immersion techniques do not involve pressure. moka is also one of the easiest methods idk what ur talking about
>>145045320>hating everything is my personalitycool
>>145045512For what method?
>>145045513have people moved away from IPAs being the end-all-be-all of beers yet?
>>145045650Isnt there a grinder for every method?
What's the best resource for learning about the various methods of brewing and such?
>>145045569because the flavors go beyond "bitter bread water". IPAs and other shit I actually hate. They're not good. I do like sours. My favorites are very dark brews, which have a chocolate or coffee flavor. domestics and "regular" beer are mostly just bread water, so its fine if you dont like them. Craft beer is just exploring the flavors.So yeah, you can get obnoxious hipster brews, but you can get some great things like an Oatmeal Stout or Russian Imperial or a different cider or something like that. Coffee, Beer, Cigars, Tea, Bread, cheese: its all the same basic principal and depth of flavors. Just gotta find it.
>>145045513are you also a hot sauce fag, too?
>>145045650Filter mostly and occasionally pot of moka or french press
>>145045679I fucking hope so but probably not. My city has always been big on Craft beer the last 20 years, and IPAs certainly had their spot, but most restaurants, breweries, and bars have a wide selection. But nah...ipas fucking everywhere.
>>145042671reusable filters are fucking trash. they can never come close to the smoothness of a paper one.
>>145045798i think I have 5 different flavors in my fridge so i guess so. They're all from the grocery store tho.
>>145042771maybe being a brainlet here but why use both for one drink?
>>145045785Interesting. I suppose I'm limited by living in a historically very dry area but I'll have to explore a little more; I admit that I've only tried a handful of different beers with Blue Moon probably being my most exotic.Liquor is a different story though that shit's fun.
>>145045880liquor is nice because i can get drunk without getting bloated.
>>145042771How do you get the pretty (read: gay) patterns like that?
trip dubs of truth. I have one of these they're awesome.
>>145045798Not him but I am>>145045869Don't fridge your hot sauce, it damages it and does nothing to make it last longer since it lasts pretty much forever anyway.
>>145045878The French press is to foam the milk
>>145045723>Fast Food and Fatties: the Board knowing anything about doing stuff yourselves
>>145046016well i have limited space in my kitchen so im leaving it in the fridge
sometimes 4chan is good
>>145045723good point actually>>145046048/ck/ has good advice in my experience
>>145045878not 100%, but it looks like he is using the french press as just a container to steam milk in
>>145046048the tea and coffee generals are actually good starting points
I'm a certified coffee autist and I have pic related plus the sette grinder
>>145046100did you really pay 54.62...please tell me no
>>145042771I did this too when I saw Hoffman's video
>>145046100>spits out coffeeHOW MUCH? That's a ROAST!
tfw I bought an espresso machine for 400 bucks and then realized I dont like coffee
>>145046100prepare for bitter coffee if ur not diluting it with milk
>that is considered one of the finest espressos in the world!
>>145046100>54.62USD? you got fucked, my dude, unless that's a giant one or something
>>145045190>bean quality/freshnessLearned this over timeQuality fresh beans matter more then anything else and how you make the coffee each have their pluses and minuses but is largely just up to preference.
I FUCKING LOVE COFFERINO BROOOOOS
>>145042389spanish/mexican?I remember when I was a teenager a mexican family came in one time and the dad ordered espresso but he wanted coffee
>>145041075lol youve never been to europe. they almost exclusively drink instant coffee outside of the cities.
>>145045271What's the best burr grinder that isn't baratza or wilfa? Is there any other brands that you guys recommend?
>>145046100Is that some kind of meme expensive brand?
>>145046690>Anon>*sips*>This reply>*shluuuurppps*>my god it's
>>145046975Moka pots are cheap man and they can last a lifetime (with the seals just needing replaced every few years)
Reminder to buy stainless steel Moka pots made in Italy and not the aluminum ones which can cause brain damage
why do people pay $5000 for espresso machines? espresso isn't even that great
>>145047276$200-500 machines are fine, after you spend more then that its about flexing your wealth, not about the coffee
Post your best beans, I buy the expensive stuff because I want to taste it
>>145047822all coffee beans taste the same
>>145041075>Coffee>Brewed in espresso machine?
>>145047343>spending $200 on a machine to drink hot dirty bean water
>>145044824Energy drinks do give me much more noticeable energy than coffee, but it is shorter lasting, and depending on the drink, can leave you with a significant crash, and sometimes even shakes (Bang gives me a noticeable "cracked out" feeling when coming down).
who /plain black coffee/ here?no creamno sugarno bullshitI just wanna smell the roasted goodness
>>145048216Me, but it has to be light or medium roast. Dark roast tastes like shit without milk.
>>145048144i only drink those monster energy drinks from the boomer meme. so far, no complains
>>145041640i drink from my keurig and i don't fucking care what anyone thinks
>>145043959pretty sure it's been mythbusted. doesn't matter how much air pressure you pump in, the partial pressure of carbon dioxide dissolved in the liquid would be greater than that in the pressurized gas phase.for it to work you'd need to pressurize with carbon dioxide.
>>145041834true, unless you drink it black without anything added
>>145042389That fucker is drinking tinto thinking it's espresso lmao
>been drinking coffee brewed in a keurig for years>finally decided to start brewing coffee "better">get a grinder and a nice pour over brewer and kettle>been doing this for a week>prefer the keurig coffee What the fuck am i doing wrong bros?
>>145041887>4 creams>4 sugarsmight as well just ask for a fucking cup of milk faggot.
>>145042989>>145039744heh, only knowers know.
>>145049992Hey I heard my wife mention something about that! I can't remeber what she said but I think it must be good for black coffee, which is weird since she usually tells me to put cream in it...
>>145047206>aluminum ones which can cause brain damagefor real?
>>145050654lol anon mate press is a sex position, by the looks of it your wife is getting fucked by another dude, possibly a black dude
>>145039686HBO Max is like being bad at pourover coffee?
>>145041747No taste. Next.
awesome reddit thread :) based shillmod
coffee is trash>makes you shit like crazy>needing a drug for the day>stains your teeth>unnecessary expenditure>its for women
Can someone explain what this has to do with HBO though?
>>145051451yes, really, I read it on 4chan
>>145043894I like some grinds
>>145046711No they don't you fucktard holy shitGreeks have greek coffee, turks have turkish coffee, Italians have espresso, many Europeans use moka pots as well. Kill yourself.
>>145048216Me, but I like to add a lot of milk in my late night decafs
>>145051863I wish I could quit it. I feel like absolute dogshit if I drink anything else in the morning
>>145051863Not to mention coffee breath is the worst smelling thing. Anytime someone in the office would talk to me after drinking it I wanted to hurl at the smell. Probably the only good thing about forcing social distancing and masks now.
>>145041640Dunkin. I FAHKIN LOVE DUNKIN!
coffee threads are the best threads on /tv/
>>145053239What's with the Boston trash and Dunkin obsession?
>>145043055>>145043094>>14504461429 and I've had maybe like 3 cups of coffee in my life and never had an energy drink. Just end up drinking tea and never have issues getting up mentally for work
>>145053468Dunkin is life.What ah yah? Some kinda queeah?
>>145045878Heated the milk on the stove and then frothed it with the french press
>>145039686>pour over coffee with a clogged filterelaborate
>>145045170Best way to see if it's for you is to find a local roastery/cafe if you have one in your town. They generally serve freshly roasted beans and will make espresso drinks far better than your regular starbucks. Imo getting freshly roasted beans and grinding them just before brewing is comfy routine, and the smell of fresh ground coffee is hnnnnggggg.
>>145042905Don't you have a wife?
>>145043989Alkies love excuses
>>145045932Look up latte art on youtube. If you decide to walk this path, i wish you good fortune and pretty drinks.
>>145041640>beyond the second crackFrench Press. If you don't like metal filtered dark coffee you don't like dark coffee. >beyond the first crackCloth filter pour over Oil is your friend. Paper filters were a mistake.
1 cup of warm mango monster thanks
>>145043326Super automatics are shit. My office bought one and I took it apart and calibrated the burrs to 3 decimal points with calipers and it still refused to make anything but mediocre coffee. I could get better results from a 200 buck 20 year old gaggia classic.
>>145041640aeropress. everything else is invalid.
>>145043894I don't know about Kings, but Sultans do.
>>145041075You don't own an espresso machine. Prove me wrong by posting yours with a timestamp right now.>inb4 someone calls a moka pot expresso
>>145045449>Just get a fucking machinebut they're expensive, annoying to maintain and take up a bunch of space in the kitchen
Just throw some coffee in cup and pour hot water, what is this faggotry.
>>145054086maybe when a friend or loved one gets caught up in this shit you will realise what a retard you are
>>145054086>links medical physiological condition caused by alcoholism>Alkies love excuses you love to be a fuckin nigger who doesnt understand the term psychological it doesnt mean "if it happens in brain"
>>145054607dumb instant coffee zoomer
>>145041640Out of everything that isn't so stupid expensive it only makes sense if you're buying it for your business.>aeropress: medium pressure extraction, paper filters and can control the brew very easily since it's all manual>moka pot: for the person that wants "fuck it, just give me something strong" but it will probably taste kind of ashy because you have very little control over the brewing>french press: for tea>pour over: it's like a coffee machine but the temperature is actually right and it's basically as simple as a coffee machine anyway>percolator: outdated technology>metal filters: you enjoy the taste of mud and your teeth being blackI'd say Aeropress is the clear winner. There's a reason there are Aeropress contests and not moka pot contests.Buy a grinder first. An electric one too so you don't have to go hand grind the beans like a fucking autist first thing in the morning. You probably don't even need the fucking Baratze Encour that reddit shills for free and acts like anything less is inedible.
ITS NOT MY FAULT I DESTROYED ALL OF MY RELATIONSHIPS AND MY FAMILY HATES ME, ITS PHYSIOLOGICAL!!!HOW CAN I POSSIBLY QUIT, ITS PHYSIOLOGICAL!
>>145043965>>145044482Never heard of a Flair, it looks interesting although it doesn't look like it improves that much more than a moka potWhat's a robot?
>>145041640Nitrogen cold brew
>>145041640instant coffee, obviously.you can't drag a coffee machine to the woods when you go camping
>>145054624>Alcoholics>Friends and loved oneslmaooooo
>>145054353>calling it Turkish coffee>not Greek coffee
>>145054780>instant coffee>zoomerspick one
>>145055123>fast-paced generation>not choosing the fastest, easiest optionanon...
>>145045104You don't you just need to be a midwit and pay attention. If you a drip coffee maker you've already fucked up since those ruin coffee standing in the carafe.
>>145055171Are you literally retarded? Boomers have always loved instant because they just choke it down for the caffeine, artisan coffee is a much more recent and hipster driven thing. Zoomers would probably rather take caffeine pills or energy drinks for the quickest fix
>>145055072>Greeks still believe they aren't descendants of Ottoman provincials
>>145039686>find out space ghost is on hbo max>get really fucking excited and get ready to marathon it>find out there's a shitload of episodes that are just not on the service, like the episodes with tenacious d, jerry springer/sarah jessica parker, willie nelson, matt groening, full versions of the episodes with conan o'brien and space ghost's original VA, etc
>>145055365>Turks still believe they're Ottoman and not Greek
>>145055365>>145055414https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_exchange_between_Greece_and_TurkeyDirty Balkaners, the whole lot
>>145042085'Capresso' machines work great and cost $100-150. I don't understand why so many machines break $1000, I think those will also grind the beans and automate the whole process, which is not necessary. Also some people fetishize coffee and will pay any amount of money.
>>145055365>>145055414Truly the mongrels of the Med, and I'm accounting for Sicilians
>>145042622Coffee beans lose their freshness in 7-10 days.
>>145045449>these are too complicated get a more complicated machineIf you want simplicity, pour-over is the way to go it’s also the best brew
>>145043959The increased pressure and keeping it cold will help reduce the loss of the carbon from the water slightly but it's still going to go flat within a day of opening. Regular air isn't good enough and there's no way you're ever going to pressurize the bottle with a plastic pump to the same level as when it was packaged in the bottling factory.
>>145041640Pan coffee, you get an iron kettle, boil water, throw in the rough ground coffee, let it sit for a few minutes and drink
Coffee is disgusting bean soup.
>>145055231Elaborate please- what do you mean
>boss informs me he's installing an espresso machine while we closed due to covid regulations and i'm going to go from being just a bar tender to being a fucking bar tending baristaI think i'm gonna quit.
>>145041640pour overmachinefrench presscold brewespresso "americanos"in that order, never had turkish
>>145057521Ex-bartender here... just wait until they start to push for made-to-order coffee and espresso cocktails. Then you'll kill everyone then yourself, in minecraft.
>>145051722that is the opposite of the problem with french press. french press gets too much flavour. if you don't pour it out into the second container in time, it over extracts and gets disgusting.
>>145056913Nice Buccee's cup.
>>145043326>coffee rdy in >60 secondsthat's enough to win in my booka 20-40 percent increase in taste (when, between you and me, even the best coffee in the world tastes like bitter shit ) doesnt justify more work
>>145041640the best method of getting good tasting coffee is acquiring freshly roasted coffeenothing else really matterst. trained barista who strongly regrets his life choices
>>145058638>regrets his life choicesat least you made somebe semi-proudbeing a lazy neet-blob is a mil times worse
>>145039771>trucks, snowmobiles and electric fat people carts all do the same thing!!!!!!
Fresh beans and a grinder will make the biggest difference in terms of taste. What you brew with is personal choice.
>i actually enjoy coffee best black>the bitterness helps wake me up which is what i occasionally use coffee for>dont like sugar and milk and shit tainting it and making it sweet>people meme on me for this
>>145059495>your black coffee is bitter
>>145059495enjoy their confused anger, unironically
>>145041075My dad grew up in Belgium in the 60s and they used pour over back then so you can fuck off
>>145041640Pour over with beans you just ground
>>145059495>milkonly reason i dont like milk is that more often than not ill br sippin from my cup for 3 hrswith straight coffee you can do thatif it has milk you wanna throw up after 20mins
>>145049655Your water might be too hot and the beans might be the wrong coarseness
>>145059495black coffee is for chads
If you don't drink your coffee black, you have no taste. I knew immediately it wasn't going to work with someone when I took their coffee order and it was two sugars, two milks. Disgusting.
>>145057521I was bartender in March. And I saw what was coming and pivoted. Try to do something else until the summer, and even then that's if everything goes smoothly .
>>145041466>I m-may be a literal bubonic butt-blaster but y-you're a soiboy!!wow you got him good faggot