Thinking of crashing on Earth for awhile, where should I go? Have heard horror stories from my grandparents about New Mexico, so preferably not there. I've seen pictures of Earth skies that seem beautiful-- does that happen all over? I would like to see a bear too, bears are cool. Thank you.
>>2396055Riley Martin....is that you?
>>2396057Haha, he was a celebrity from my grandparents' generation. I'm kind of surprised the symbols we gave him didn't catch on more on Earth, I love learning about other cultures. Either way. I think Riley was from Arkansas -- is that a nice Earth place?
>>2396061Yes. Just make sure you're a white skinned alien and have some nice force field body armor. I too wish his symbols caught on. His piss jugs too.
>>2396063Thank you for the info. I do have good force field body armor, but I have green skin (pic related). Anywhere on Earth that would be okay for me to visit and see beautiful skies and bears?
>>2396067California but someone might try to stick you up their ass.
>>2396069Okay, thank you! I have friends in the anal probe industry, so I'm tangentially familiar with how that goes. I will respect the local culture if it comes to it and do my best to follow along. By the way, where is the best spot in California to get lutfisk? It's my favorite Earth food, my uncle brought it back one time and let us young spawnlings try it. Would like to try it again after all these years.
>>2396074>lutfiskmy brothers wife eats that shit during christmas. but she's polish and lives in pennsylvania
>>2396067NYC is the to-go destination, they even did some documentaries about it in the past willennium.
>>2396078This is good to know. Is there anything else to see in Pennsylvania? I could go there on the way to >>2396079New York. I have heard of New York actually, I might try to check out the World Trade Centers. My uncle said those were very tall and neat-looking.
>>2396081pittsburgh isnt bad. philly is a shit hole.
>>2396085As I said, I'm somewhat familiar with the anal probing process, so I believe I could interface successfully with a shit hole. I will keep in mind Pittsburgh though. I have detected Japanese symbols in these pictures -- is Japan a place I should see while on Earth too?
>>2396055The grand canyon is worth checking out.It is hard to do, but try not to interact with humans. They will want your photograph, but usually they'll try to either kidnap you or shoot you with things called guns. We haven't created phaser blasters yet, only the Reptiilians own those.
