Continuing from last thread I've narrowed down a few things and need some input: ~14 Day itinerary:-Fly from LAX to Cebu, Stay near Moalboal. See sardines, whale sharks, waterfalls, possibly scuba and see Cebu City.-Fly to Coron, spend a few days around there and take Island Hopping boat tour several days to El Nido-Spend a few days around El Nido, fly back to Cebu and go back home Traveling with wife so cooms are accounted for. We have a decent wagie budget. We really like adventure, nature, food, a little night life, and like seeing how other people live vs. culture like museums and temples. Like a mix of crowded and remote things. Love unique hotels even if they're expensive for a few nights.Any recommendations or feedback appreciated. Any other islands/cities I can squeeze into 14 days? We don't mind keeping a busy vacation and aren't really beach bums but we don't want to spend too much time traveling either.
>>2359901Are you or your wife Filipino? I really don't know why an American would fly to Cebu for a 2-week holiday when you can just go to Hawaii instead. Also trv/general/ threads are the most Reddit thing ever because they act as a subreddit within an imageboard, which is extremely cringe.
>>2359901to answer a couple of questions you had beforehand in the other thread. Siargao is still a bit a diamond in the rough when it comes to tourism although that is kinda changing quickl. Also it is more of a surfing hotspot rather than what you want to do.Regarding your itinerary, it already seems quite solid with your preferences.As in resort/accommodation recommendations, sister's going to the Badian Island Wellness resort this December and is excited for it. Picture-wise it looks solid. Somewhat close to Moalboal.Treehouse de Valentine in Balamban looks kinda cool, no idea what to do there though besides taking pictures and chilling.If you're also staying in Cebu City/Mactan, I liked the Dusit Thani and Mövenpick on Mactan. Depending on the time you try to get into the city though, it can be a pain.I've stayed in the Cuna hotel in El Nido. Nothing special but decent breakfast. Cannot say anything about Coron sorry.Activity-wise you could check out the Danasan Eco Adventure Park. Seems to have everything you like. Although the zipline looks weak af.
>>2359901Traveling to philippines with a wife? sorry to hear that partner.
>>2359927Like bringing beer to Germany.
>>2359911No, but we have a lot of Filipino friends/a few relatives and like the culture. Have also been to Thailand and loved it, want to see more of SEA. I love Hawaii but it's expensive and doesn't feel very out of the element. We went to Kauai last year for 1 week and I think it was about $6k with decent accommodations and no fancy dinners. Snorkeling was very lackluster as well. Planning getting scuba certified before heading to Philippines.>>2359912Thanks, I'll check those out.>>2359927She likes asian girls but isn't as adventurous as she once was... but alcohol is cheap so you never know.
>>2359932Dude, if you've never been to the Philippines you're gonna leave seriously depressed after going there with your (I'm assuming) typical western wife. I've seen guys do it, and the look on their face says it all....dude I'm gonna be honest, if your a man with a normal working penis and even an ounce of testosterone left, take your wife on an Alaskan cruise or some shit, or maybe to cancun.....if you value your marriage and truly love your wife. Once I left America and experienced tight 18 year old filipina pussy I never looked back, it's risky even if your not a coomer, these girls are like a gang of succubus
Is it worth doing a livein coding bootcamp in the Phillipines for 4k with room and food included?
Might as well title this discussion COOMER CENTRAL. Why the FUCK does every thread about PH always brings out the pedos and sexpats?
>>2359983no other reason to visit Philippines
>>2359978Typical tropical beach holiday destinations have an abundance of hot young women wearing skimpy clothing too. The Philippines is no different. Manila is a shithole with uggos if you have standards.
>>2359983There are 3 coomers that lives here that frequents this board.Thai and EE generals are also full of coomers. It's just the current state of this Burmese online fishmarket.
>>2359901If you are going to Coron, please set off a day to go Dugong watching in Calauit.Contact this guy on IG.https://www.instagram.com/louie_bacosa/He's an extremely talented freediver who can take you to "Aban", a dugong that is rather comfortable around humans.You can request to have a lunch at Binalayan beach, by far my favourite beach in the whole world(not exaggerating). Pic related. The area is basically completely undeveloped with a small community living in comfy nipa huts. Then the guys will serve you fish caught just a few hours prior from spearfishing. It's so good that even if you are not a fish-fan, it will still be good to you. This is also the famous island that released imported animals from Africa in the 70s, so if you're lucky you may come across a giraffe kek.The water is the bluest I've ever seen and is also so clear that if viewed from a drone, you can see the seaflorr over a kilometer out from the shore. It's littered with unspoiled corals and sealife.It is one of the most memorable trips I have had in my life, and it was done in less than a day.
>>2359932>>2359927>>2359933kek, they're just fucking with you mate, but it's not unusual to completely lose control of your nutsack here. Pic related
God bless this barsngay, I mean seriously God bless them. I've never seen such eager and horny girls at this level of attractiveness. Im gonna de here I already know it a jealous boyfriend is gonna send s couple of shots my way and that will be the end of cubabro but fuck it that's life.Filipinas have 2 virginities, their Filipino virginity and their foreign virginity. Well I can't help the Filipino part but I sure am breaking them in before they go off and marry a German. Im gonna petition to rename their barangay Havana
>>2360016that's just cebu, brothese chicks have had no foreign cock for 2 years at LEAST, so they are thirsting hardwhen I lived in cebu I could just sit down at an outdoor resto or cafe and random cuties would give 'the look', and I would wave them over and have their number 2 minutes later>>2359933>She likes asian girls but isn't as adventurous as she once was... but alcohol is cheap so you never knowprotip: tequila shots make filipinas insatiably horny, and very gay(temporarily)put a couple shots in your wife, put a couple shots in a likely candidate and then watch the fireworks
>>2359901>>2360009about Coron, if you want IMO the best tour that allows you to visit the best places, go for Coron Ultimate Island Tour.It will first bring you to Kayangan Lake, then Twin Lagoon, followed by Skeleton Wreck, lunch at a cozy cove and Coral Garden(in any order), CYC Beach and lastly Barracuda Lake.Additionally, if you have a scuba certificate by then, you can contact Louie, the guy I recommended, to explore Japanese WWII wrecks. Some of them are too deep for PADI OWD cert tho, but it's still a cool experience.You can easily book a good tour through the accomodation you stay at.I wouldn't call Coron any hotspot for food. It's kinda underwhelming there compared to Cebu. You could try crocodile sisig, basically tastest like chicken with the texture of tuna.In Cebu, you have a far higher variety of food>Chicken Inasal- my fav grilled chicken in the world>Lechon - Grilled succulent pork, Carcar has the best Lechon>Humba - similar to Adobo but with a more "Chinese" take>Halang-Halang - similar to Tom Kha Gai>Tuslob Buwa - Pork Brain gravy that you dip rice in. As abhorrent as it sounds, it's actually really good>SuTuKil - a 3-course meal where the meat, mainly fish, is served grilled, stewed and soured in vinegar.>Batchoy - pork broth noodle soupThose are all that I can think of at the top of my head. Bisaya cuisine is quite underappreciated.
>>2359982Where in Philippines?
I'm going to Cebu in 2 weeks. I already have some teens and 20 year olds lined up for raw sex. A few of them seem willing to allow me to indulge a few of my kinks. Any tips on how to make my piss as nasty and foul as possible to taste?
HERE'S A FUN FACT:"Virginity was considered by pre-colonial Filipinos as an impediment to marriage. The blood shed during the deflowering of a young woman was considered to be an impurity, so when a girl reaches her nubile years, a specialist in charge of deflowering was hired. According to Potet (2017) the man in charge of the operation may have also worn protective amulets to protect his penis from blood impurity. The term panatin was used to refer to the pre-colonial ceremonies marking the nubility of the woman and was also used as a term to refer to the deflowering process itself."That's basically me at this point, except I specialize in those who will go on to marry Koreans, Japanese, Germans, Norwegians, Bongs, pajeets, sandniggers, leafs, and 60 year old boomers from Alabama (MAGA2024)its a tough job but somebody has to do it. YOU THANK ME LATER okayy
>>2360053yeah whatever you sad fuck retard look at all the fuck shits i give about your virginity retardation i just married a Filipina and never been more happier before so yeah fuck you stupid incel tard ahaha
>>2360009>>2360025These recommendations all sound awesome, thank you. I'll definitely try the brain soup. I'm not a pussy when it comes to food.
>>2359896tips on finding a good wife? I learned that dave chappelle has a philipino wife and hes a pretty smart guy
>>2360065never marry an older sister, she will be responsible for her siblings forever, and the #1 in line to care for her aging parents this means you will be shouldering that responsibility when the time comesif you can find a girl with dead parents and no siblings that would be the best, since she is indebted and enslaved by nobody never marry a single mother, her loyalty will always be to her first child avoid dating a single mother also, because everything she does is due to taking care of her childIf you absolutely need to be with a chick with a big family and siblings, make it crystal clear before getting heavily involved that you will be sending them zero dollars, forever. You are already doing them a big enough favor by caring for their daughter and taking her off their hands. You owe them nothing. Ever. Forever. Don't ask period. (they will anyways, but this way you can claim you told them no). Do not marry a nurse or college educated filipina. They are poisoned by feminism and academia. The sweet spot is office work but not highly educated, so she has modern life skills but not a chip on her shoulder.Do not marry anyone who has done 'overseas work'. They have been exposed to the outside world and may have been abused in many different horrible ways they will never tell you about till they have a meltdown.Verify she wasn't married first. There isn't divorce in the Philippines still, so lots of young women are 'separated' but married still, legally. This is a massive headache.Verify she has no children before you marry her. 'Surprise! I have a child in the province' is a common-enough gotcha that you should do a public records search for any children born to women with her name.
I saw this thread again so let me add probably the most important one of all>do not rush into itfilipinas can and will marry you a month after meeting you for the very first timeyou NEED to live with her first and push past the chemical honeymoon period to see how she will treat you and react to being taken care of while she is your live in girlfriendannulments in the phillippines up to 1 year are possible, but they can be expensive and time consuming affairs if you marry a girl quickly and she becomes a fat vegetable its on you
>gf taught me alot of Tagalog>apparently, girls use alot of "Swardspeak", aka gay-lingo>been using words such as "charot", "jowa", "tsaka" unironically>just learned about the origin of these words today after someone thought I was gay when I made a joke followed by "charot">mfw realizing dozens of people I have spoken to may have assumed I am a faggot
>>2360085>Do not marry a nurse or college educated filipina. They are poisoned by feminism and academia.While I feel like there's some massive truth to this, there's value in finding an exception. "BGC anon" here btw, although I'm about to become Baguio anon I think. Baguio has loads of college cuties and I might be dating a 20 year old psych student soon.The advantage of being chill and actually attracting a university educated girl is that she'll be better intellectual company + have more earning potential, if either of those matter to you. I'm tired of dating broke filipinas desu
>>2360054>getting mad at the local clownBro he fucks the pinay equivalent of a horse or donkey. If you are seriously triggered by his antics I fear for the quality of your wife.
Would I be retarded to buy a condo in bagiuo? The climate here is near perfect and you can get a place for a good spot for as low as ~$100k and baller pads for $250-400k.
Cubabro, how do I kickstart an operation like you? I'd prefer to pay $20 vs $40, but I'd like a setup. jfc you have it good.I just started hitting up a friend or two I know asking if they know friends intersted in pesos for a "massage" like you did. Seems potentially promising so far
>>2360016I love you Cubabro. You inspire this wretched Pajeet. I want to inseminate just like you.Will you still be there in March/April? Will you take an eager Pajeet as an apprentice?
>>2360128Teach us bro.TEACH US.
>>2360085Pretty much spot on.Flips are fucking leeches. Especially their families. Fuck em.
How to deal with the fact that I fell for a Filipina while people judge me for it
>>2360189Has she started running FLEECEgame on you yet?
How much is a modest home in a quiet neighborhood/gated community? I see a lot of foreigner renting these places, like that Ned guy on YouTube, or the Philly in the Philippines guy, they are living in houses not condos, which is what I'd prefer. And before anyone says "you can't buy a house" I know that but I'm talking about after you've married and buy it in the wifes name.
cubabro here.....drainedanybody plays world of warships.....add me upboongie _ironI play on the NA servers ...DD's
>>2360199cubarbo here.....a modest home in the city will cost you from 200+.........skys the limit depending on your negotiation skills and skin color. I rent a 1100 square foot house for 430usd a month in a very quiet gated subdivision. FB marketplace is your friend, but better to get a pinoy negotiator as many people dont list prices outright on the listings....trying to size you up.
>>2360218Cubabro, pajeet here again.How do you stay in the Philippines for so long? Are you constantly extending your tourist visa? Also, please post a comprehensive cooming guide. I love you bro. Your posts give me life.
>>2360122The more earning potential she has, the less she’s interested in you.I intend to find a broke monkey flip and give her an allowance of 3-500peso/day depending on how hot she is.
>>2360239Cubabro here with a roster of willing girls .What's up I got that fresh shit nocap frfr
>>2360215How do you deal with the ping?
>>2360048>>2360053Whoever you are, wherever in the world you may be, know that I love you
>be me>be Iberian gigachad but also kinda homo>wanna pound Pinoy bussy>finally arrive in Manila>after signing up for gym membership I decide to hit the streets in quest of finding a smol twink to creampie>a little confused where I am so I ask a few locals where I can find myself some puto(they know what puta) ay caramba my dick is throbbing just thinking a tight hole found on a small asian qt boi>they actually tell me they will get one for me>extremely solid erection manifesting beneath my pants>after 2 min, can finally see them returning>OH YES I AM SO READY TO COO-WAIT QUE CARJO>they hand over some ricebuns to me>ffw 28 days and my quest is still unsuccesful as whenever I ask for puto, locals still just give me these buns>taste good tho
>>2360264>Cubabro here with a roster of willing girls .how do I get a piece?I'm heading to a different part of SEA for a bitI'm starting to think most filipinos detest western (guys)
WHY THE FUCK DOES BAGUIO CITY HAVE AIR RAID SIRENS THREE TIMES A DAY
>>2360412>WHY THE FUCK DOES BAGUIO CITY HAVE AIR RAID SIRENS THREE TIMES A DAYI asked my friend and they said "to let you know it's 6pm" as if we all don't have a clock on us lol
>>2360412To wake the wagies up
Nothing feels better than getting choked by a Pinay as she rides your cock and dominates you wwww
You already know who the fuxk it isThis girl was a fresh 20.....had sex with 3 local boys before. She was sweet as can be.....it was first time with a foreigner so I did her right. Ate her pussy......and I hardly ever do that but it was just to lami to say no. She didn't even know how to posisition herself during sex, total newbie. I taught her a few tricks....man she looks GREAT riding a cocktail froggy style .....she couldn't even muster words I was fucking her so hard.....it was great pussy just greatOf course she offered to bring me her friends.....it's over guys
>>2360457Forgot to add pic
>>2360458this whore looks 40
>>2360457u are on degenerate loser. ur parents wasted their time, if they even were in the pic. they are just as stupid I can tel
>>2359896how coconut water do u eat in phillipines?
>>2360457>had sex with 3 local boys>Ate her pussyBruh...
>>2360464Nah, she cute
>>2360465Criminal spic till the death of me
ay yay yayyyyyTheir was this girl who i saw out when i went to the discos......youngish looking 19 year old. Everytime i've seen her shes been with a group of local cool kids, and ive been with a date so Ive never got the chance to approach. Well guess who my pimp bitch said wants to meet me asap.......BINGO. I'm not gonna lie I'M excited for this one. Bubble butt teenager never been fucked by a proper dick.....lord have mercy i'm gonna beat that shit up and she's probably gonna beecome a foreign fisherwoman after this, but I'M GLAD I get the honor to break her in....will post pics tommrrow.....
>>2360458The girl i fucked today also recommended me this girl.....got her lined up for wednesday.....ANOTHER TikThot, thousands of followers, never fucked a cuban dick, or a foreign dick for that matter, thirsty simps probably sending her money for nothing. Well I'm gonna make her EARN her beer money. I'm kinda not a tattoo guy but I'LL make an exception here because she's still young.....20 years old love that fresh shit bruh
>>2360524>love that fresh shit bruhface and body look like 40yothousand of followers? simps truly don't have any standards
>>2360531Cuba bro has low standards, in case you haven't noticed yet.
>>2360536P. much all sexpats. The absolute state of /trv/ rn.
>>2360524you are a faggot
>>2360521shut up cuban whore
>>2360409you're failing to get laid in the Phillipines?
>>2360409>They hate me so they must hate all other westerner guysHow much denial does it take to get to this point?
>>2360469hahah nigga gay
>>2360611>you're failing to get laid in the Phillipines?No I'm not. I'm actually banging more than I even wish to, but haven't cracked the higher tier.That said, last night I had an eastern samar girl that manages a business in manila. she has one of the silkiest pussies around, good engish, good self care, very sweet, and I'd like to learn more. Now I just gotta see if she has pesos for some travel with meCoomed the hardest I have all quarter on her
Anyone have experience fucking boys in Philippines? I've been there in 2018 in Manila and I had a cute short pinoy boy (he was 16) and he was tight and slutty af. Want to experience it again.
>>2360753Somebody call chris hansen
Is there any other reason to go to the Phillipines other than fucking easy Asian women?
>>2360783>>2359901>>2359912>>2360009>>2360025just to name a few
>>2360122Also in BGC...we should meet
The only people from 4chan I want to meet irl are the moderators so I can spray them with liquified shit from a supersoaker.
>>2360025>How much denial does it take to get to this point?If you want my favorite chicken inasal in Philippines so far: Sal's Restaurant in Tacloban City. Pair it with the farm salad (it's super high quality fruit) and you're good to go
>>2360875>Also in BGC...we should meetI'm heading to BKK with a few friends for Christmas + NYE, but I'll be back in Jan living in eastwood cityWant to meet in Jan or join the thailand excursion?
>>2360887Let's meet up in Jan.In Boracay now but back in BGC in 8 days, just in case you're around
Hello niggers, Germans, and my pajeet friends.....it's your favorite favela dwelling spic reporting live from the slums and back alleys of cebu city coming back at ya with a another report I was supposed to meet the bubble butt, red horse drinking, tiktok twerking 19 year old this morning, but she was hungover and I had other (non cooming) obligations. After I finished with my meeting, I texted the pimp girl to see if bubblebutt was still down.....and she took more than 30 seconds to reply so I reached out to another girl.When I was banging the sweet tasting pussy girl yesterday afternoon, the pimp girl was calling me nonstop And left about 30 messages (NO CAP) trying to get me to meet this other chick because pan face cut her out of this deal.....well low and behold that girl sent me a friend request today and again we cut out the pimp (she's having a shitty week....but she should know better...I'm Cuban not a Norwegian bruh)Well the chick was nothing to write home about, and you already know I write home about damn near everything. Single mom.....just meeeeh......5/10 would not bang again.
>>2360936They are all friendsGREAT BONDING
>>2360666Bruh, you licked the hole where 3+ guys blew their loads. Sounds gay af to me. Enjoy your throat cancer later, BTW.
Is there any way of staying in the country past the 36 months limit? I’ve been here for a year and I’m now married. Does anyone know???
>>2360964It's called a residency visa, you stupid nigger.
>>2360457I love you Cubabro. You are who I want to grow up to be. #Pajeetbro
they let purebloods in now but every condo in BGC I want to rent requires a vax card. what a backwards anti-science nation, I'm going back to thailand.
>>2359896What's /trv/'s experiences with malaria in the Phils?
>>2359896What happens if i overstay the 30days visa exemption in this country?What is the fine for overstaying 10 or 20 days?I have looked into getting an actual tourist visa but it seems like i cant get them online and will need to go to an embassy for one, and i dont live close by an embassy so that is not an option for me.
>>2361044why not just go to immigration while you're in the Philippines and extend before the 30 days expires?
>>2360953I was talking about Cubahomo
>>2360753I'll let you tongue my anus for exactly 1 million PHP. No homo
>>2361111She showered. I made sure I got in there real good with soap water and some of that flavored douche
I've been peeing out of my butt for a month. What the fuck is wrong with this place.
>>2360990Oh sorry for asking something that’s not related to COOMING you fucking lazy loser piece of shit.
>>2361158great weight loss program
>>2361169>lazy loser piece of shit>can't into gov't immigration sitet. you
>>2361158Happened to me too, that's the reason I left, food cleanliness is horrendous
Why dont more fights break out on walking street? With all the debauchery going on, I thought there'd be plenty. Mostly drunk anglos, but even catfights with jealous gogo girls.
>>2360524I love you so much cubabroCan you teach a pajeet your ways? That bitch needs a baby in her uterus.
What do we think of those chicks that DM you on insta but only have one picture? Can't tell if they're legit or not but had more than a couple add me
>>2362079>What do we think of those chicks that DM you on insta but only have one picture?100% fake, always a lead into scam or picture selling. Sometimes just a bot account accumulating followers, then will be sold at around 10k/20k.
>>2361588Reposting because this janitor is shit and deleting on topic content. The Korean mafia keeps things safe and running smoothly. Anybody who starts shit or participates in shit never comes back to work there. White boomers who try to fight get instantly headlocked and dragged away by the handful of large roaming mafia security personnel, then banned.The cooming area is so limited that coomer boomers will not risk being shut off. Drunk tards find nobody willing to fight them back. Flips are cowards and run away by default, not like thais who just go ham and don't care if they die.All these things combine to make it a fairly stable location. I am serious about the Korean mafia BTW. They own most of the bars. Girls don't fight because they also get banned from working in Angeles.
Yes, dumbfuck janitor, the korean mafia owns most(but not all) of the bars in AC on walking street. They are almost the only reason the town still exists in its present state. It is one of their primary money laundering schemes.
>>2360940>I’m Spanish actually but it’s okActually lost my shit at that kek
>>2362092Disappointing but thanks for the heads up Anon, didn't feel right either
>>2360124Rule of thumb is you should never buy property in the second/third world.Renting is cheap, you have limited rights, limited understanding of the culture/customs, and you may not wish to live there for very long
>>2360458>>2360524they look really cute. Is it really that easy for white guys to get girls like these? i can get them but it would be an uphill battle.
>>2362144>White guysIt isnt that simple, it's depends. Some sack of shit pasty skinny fat dork who can't form a coherent sentence will not have an easy time unless he's willing to directly hand over money.
>>2362147yes he will have an easy timeskinny fat isn't a problemfat isn't a problembald isn't a problemJust Be White80IQ village girls won't understand complex elaborate sentences anyway
>>2362147If a British pajeet like myself can get 700 matches and counting with almost 100 messaging first, any whitey no matter how autistic, fat, or loserish should be cleaning up
>>2362148Nope, planty of fat reject dudes like Matt Forney couldn't get laid in the Philippines.>>2362152Your either good looking, pass as non pajeet, got matches with a bunch of hookers, or are lying
>>2362094>>2362095Anons in the countless PH general threads that were posted this past summer refused to believe that gooks and took over the cooming scene in the Philippines and that top tier pinay pussy is strictly reserved for big yellow cock. Seriously, every hot semi-pro in Manila is chink-owned.
>>2362094>>2362095Thanks for the info. Fuck jannies.It reminds me of Korea itself, where the clubs/bars (regular ones, not just brothels) are owned by gangs/the mafia(allegedly). In Korea itself, I don't know how "mafia-like" they are since organized crime didn't pop up until after the dictatorship ended--Park Chung-hee helped support the Chaebol's which are essentially the mafia, but legal.Koreans also import pinays to korea to be used in the same ways, often for US military stationed there. Some thais, but mostly pinay imports. Back in the 90s after the fall of the soviet union, there were a lot of russian imports too. I don't know about today, but back in the day if a korean in korea asked you "if you were russian", they were asking you if you were a prostitute. Little bit of coomer history for you haha.I have been told by some of bar girls that they'll be blacklisted if they freelance. And apparently to work in the bar, they need a "health certificate" which freelancers do not? How accurate any of that is, I have no idea, because every time I asked one of them to show me they said they "dont have it on them".I believe you're right about the Korean mafia though, since I have heard a lot of the bar girls mention how the "owner is korean". Multiple different bars, not just the same one. An acquaintance of mine knew the owner/manager of a bar, I forget the fine details since it was quite a few years ago and just a off-hand comment, but he went there with him. Free girls and booze all night, doing whatever they wanted.Coomer lore interests me.
>>2362173A lot of the signs are in hangul and you see a bunch of them not just cooming but working, so it doesn't sound unbelievable. Are there specific bars/clubs that are korean only? Have you tried going? Or bribing the doorman to get in?
>>2362192HE ran a blog around 2013-2015ish chronicling his love failures in the Philippines.....dorky looking bald fat white dude. Their was a lot of hype around the Philippines around that time, I'm sure it insipred alot of coomers......shit like naughtynomad etc
Happy Thanksgiving from my Favela to yours. I got some Kuya to butcher a turkey for me.....gonna do the Filipino squat and grill it on a 50 pesos grill cause I'm a true spic
Wat to do in Boracay?
>>2360016More. She's better than Panface.
>>2362143>Renting is cheap, you have limited rights, limited understanding of the culture/customs, and you may not wish to live there for very longLet's say you had an individual that DID know they wanted to be there a long time and wanted to lock in having a place of their own.e.g. you can be spared of long term bangkok rent increases by buying a condo for $140k today.
>>2362173>Anons in the countless PH general threads that were posted this past summer refused to believe that gooks and took over the cooming scene in the Philippines and that top tier pinay pussy is strictly reserved for big yellow cock. Seriously, every hot semi-pro in Manila is chink-owned.PH was never about the pros. Find a call center girl and chill is the PH way for the chill bros of 2022
>>2362497This. Going around with a call center holiday gf is the way.
>>2360113I mean.. they’re not wrong
>>2360889Hey What are the bars/clubs to hit up at? Will be here til 27th
>>2362497>>2362554Where's the best place to find them?
Cubabro here....long story short, I got burned. I'm pissing hot lava and vanilla yogurt and i was only 6 girls in Watch out for these whores from pardo, quiot, basak.....dirty......gonna go get some meds tommrrow
>>2362847Had you lurked more, you'd see a lot of anon was getting stds out there, years back. They don't believe in rubbers in the phillippines.
Is anyone actually impregnanting mulitple Pinays? Or is everyone just fucking larping? I recall seeing lots of people claming of impregnating 5+ plus pinays early on this year. I was in Phil for five months, and only got one pregnant (blocked her after). If I ever got back to this shithole I want atleast 10 bastards.
>>2362883I've been back in Philippines for literally a day and a half and I've already inseminated 3 different women who said they were not on birth control, and one of them is begging me for a baby with blue eyes. I'm not even larping. It's a bit silly.
>>2362628In the part of the city with all the call centers, and then you do this thing where you go up and talk to them. I know, bizarre concept.
>>2360524Wait, isn't this the chubby girl in the Escaping To The Philippines vid? With man man sperg Larry.
>>2362921Holy fuck that guy is fucking cringe. I thought the LBH's I met in Taiwan were bad, Jesus fucking christ.
>>2362921The quintessential amerimutt
>>2362148You have to lower your standards significantly then
>>2362152I can tell you 699 of them are fat, ladyboys/fags, ugly or botsJeets are revolting to locals. All of them think you are either a scamming loan shark and or smell awful.
>>2362491Stroll along white beach, swim, wreck scuba, visit Ilig-Iligan beach, paraw sailing, nightlife
>>2362847This is the price of going raw kek
>>2362847>tfw you pay for seggs>in the Philippines>with coyote-ugly girls>and you get root rotNo one could have predicted this! Parece que lo barato sale caro.
Can't wait to give mg hard working professional filipina a belly full of white child. She will make a good mom.
>>2363057Well luckily tye meds were only 30 dollars.....in America they could've been much more. Think about it....I fucked 6 moderately attractive but slutty gonorrhea infected college girls, got gonorrhea, and cured it for less then the price of a fancy date in Miami.Fair is fair I'm not crying.....it isn't the first time I got burned, it's just part of theife of a whore
>>2363091How hard would it be just to get these whores checked out prior? Get a rotation and have them swabbed. I had chlamydia before and it was terrible. One of the worst pains I've had in my life. That experience taught me to wrap it up.
>>2362847u are a disgusting, degnerate. cant wait the day a robber blows your brains out
Any anons in cebu city rn down to meet up? My tg @agnisflame
>>2363154Sure. Are you bottom or top? You down to bareback?
Very good thread.Lots of good information.Here's hoping that place stays a shithole for a good 5 years so I can get my chance.Signed by: Arabanon
>>2363091>I fucked 6 moderately attractive>moderately attractiveNo.>Verification not required.
>>2362847lol, got exactly what you deserved
>paying women for sex>in the Philippines of all placesyou guys really make things unnecessarily complicated. or are you really so disgusting that even filipinas won't fuck you for free?
>>2363269You don't pay a woman to sleep with you. You pay a woman to leave after.
>>2363269Some of them fuck the ugliest flip hobgoblins on earth. So if you want to fuck something that looks decent you need to pay.
>>2363266Dont worry I make sure to go to the good private hospitals, my dick is feeling better already but DAMN that fucking gonorreah needle hurts....intramuscular injection, couldnt raise my arms for 3 hours but at least I'M not pissing needles....Between the doctor visit, the injection, and the take home pills,it cost me around 3700 pesos or 65 dollars as of todays conversion rate
Made angeles city my first stop. Haven't been since 2018.First of all: lolSecond of all: holy shitI have never seen such poor quality of women lined up in a gogo style ever before in my life. Fatties, uggos, grandmas. What the fuck happened?What is wrong with these women? Why are they so fat and disgusting? Who pays for them? What is this business model? It's revolting. Massive fucked up province c section scars. Baby damage. Cellulite. Fat rolls. Malnutrition. Missing teeth.God, why? I was mistaken in thinking AC would have a good selection of women in the wake of covid economic bullshit. It's the opposite. It's worse than ever, and SO MANY Koreans too.Most of the bars are Korean style now. The bars that are "western" style all have this "membership card" system that they conveniently don't sell anymore. No "single" lady drinks anymore, only doubles unless you fucking start a scene.It's laughably bad. It is SHOCKINGLY bad if you came straight from Thailand how I did. Nana wasn't exactly spectacular but at least it was full of decent looking women.There is apparently no filter for employment in ac bars anymore.Now it is marginally cheaper than Thailand, but the general level of filth and lack of amenities really are no longer worth the cost difference if you are on a short trip.I have dedicated myself to a 30 day trip here to get the new lay of the land. I have this sneaking suspicion that all the good looking girls have been wisked away to Korean only KTVs, because that is their MO elsewhere. I should be able to confirm it soon. Need to go prowl around Koreatown.
Let me add that if Koreans have sequestered the cuties then I don't really give a fuck. Koreans are the ones keeping angeles city sex tourism on life support. It's basically theirs at this point and the white boomers are now the fringe.A shame, but that's the way the world is going. White boomers have no clout and no money in this part of the world (mostly). Koreans have decided to keep AC as a destination for their stress relief. Fine, okay.Nothing has improved. The fields Avenue traffic pattern is worse than ever. All of the infrastructure is decaying. Everyone here is traumatized and shitty thanks to the idiot flip government treatment during covid. Some hotels and venues still demand to see shot paperwork despite the requirements being lifted country wide. Sad stuff, but I wanted to see it first hand.This is not the playground it once was.
I really cannot believe how fucking fat and disgusting pinays have gotten in general. It's bad. Being out in public and seeing all these very young women already tubby and jiggling is so depressing.I don't understand how people can be poor as fuck but also fat as fuck, perhaps it's just the source of their calories which appears to be 90% rice and refined sugar.Combined with a culture permissive of physical ugliness and slovenlines, well this is just what happens.
Anyways that's enough bitching. I will make the best of the situation I have put myself in. Next month I might fuck off to cebu, but for now I am going to root my way through the AC underhive.The online dating scene is a bit sketchy in this place since most women are prozzies, but elsewhere it seems like they are legit interested in meeting me. I'm getting a little too old for speed dating shit, but I will give it a shot anyways.
>>2362936what does LBH mean
It just dawned on me that since covid happened and nobody died or starved to death despite not working, all the "poor province girl" now realize they may not need to sell their pussies to sex tourists to buy milk for baby.Perhaps the province cutie to bar girl pipeline is damaged for good? What a shame.>>2363665Means loser back home.
Who wants to meet? I'm gay.
>>2363713MeBut only it youre in bora
I think the local family mart fucked me up by microwaving some packed food with tap water, not really sure but can't think of anything else. I've had severe diarrhea all day and my ass hurts.
>>2363934>my ass hurts.I told you to lube up anon...
>>2363618I never quite understood why Koreans go to AC anyways. There are red light districts and multi-story brothels in Korea, full of prime porcelain skinned cuties. It's more expensive, but they are paying a lot of money for the pretty ones in AC anyways. Why bother with a flight + accommodations, with the premium price they pay for the pretty 'korean only' pinays, when you have it all there in your home country?Generally they get the better looking ones, but a pretty pinay isn't as good as an average korean. Why don't they just go to Thailand? The biggest draw to the Philippines is English, so it makes sense the anglosphere goes there. Otherwise, the Philippines is a total shithole. If it wasn't for the English and more similar cultural background to the west(Spain/USA colonization, Cathlolic etc vs Buddhism and whatever the fuck they believe in) relative to everywhere else in SEA, nobody would go. I don't give a shit about the Koreans either, but I don't see what they see in AC.
>>2364082its useful to put an ocean between your debauchery and your real life.
I'm trying to gym it up while in Manila to not lose gains, any good gyms? Also, where I live, all you can eat hotpot is very rare and expensive.. I'm trying to supplement that gym with tons of hotpot gains, what are your favorites?
>>2364082Is that and picrel actually the competition overseas if you're young and /fit/?
>>2363598Loser Pajeetbro chiming in...If this guy is fucking serious then I'm just skipping the Philippines altogether... lolOther than the cunts of their women, there's no reason to go there. Everything they claim they have, every other country does it better. Beaches? I don't even need to leave Australia for that. Culture? They have none. Friendliness? Only if you're white. Fuck me, what a sad state of affairs.
>>2363598Mate at this point just do some regular tourism and not bother with the cooming. I'd rather wank than fuck that kind of rotten pussy. Enjoy yourself. Maybe go to a province if you're white, should be easy enough.
>>2364123yes. i was stationed on the Japanese mainland when i was in the Navy and being in shape and not a manlet made getting a jap GF trivially easy. even the black dudes i would go hit the bars with had an easier time getting laid than the old english teachers and kotaku expats, who all invariably looked like 250 lbs of mashed potatoes shoved into a latex gaijin suit.
>>2364127Damn, I was originally planning to the Phillipines for the WW2 tourism - my grandfather was part of the Battle of Manila. But if I can smash club thots on Tinder by being white, young, and fit, that's another reason.Obviously, pros are pros and fuck the boomer coomers since their pesos are as good as mine, and I don't want to get killed like the Vietnamese guy in Colombia.
>>2364138tbf i knew enough Japanese at the time to actually hold somewhat of a conversation, to which i attribute a ton of my success. i don't know if you could just show up and stand around being white and good looking and have that be all you need to do. might be tho, i did get picked up off the street by random gaijin hunters more than once.
>>2364141I thought most Filipinos knew English
>>2364147oh yeah, fair point. go for it then. i had other navy friends tell me about their time in PI and they never had to pay for it.
>>2364083Prostitution/sex isn't seen in the same way as the west. Something like 30% of korean men lose their virginity to prostitutes. I honestly still don't get it.>>2364123Yes. Maybe 5% of boomers are somewhat put together, but the overwhelming majority are fat and have syphilis rotting their brain. There are hardly any young and fit expats in the phils. "Young" is normally 40s since its mostly expat retirees, but if you go over as a 20 or possibly 30-something year old, you have no competition.>>2364124Go to Thailand. Or go to the phils first, enjoy it since it's a brand new experience untainted by others. Then after go to thailand and once again be blown away. Always phils -> thailand, never thailand -> phils.
>>2364184>Something like 30% of korean men lose their virginity to prostitutes. I honestly still don't get it.That was the norm in Asia in good old times when girls were actually traditionalEither you're incel until marriage or you fuck prostitutes, unsurprisingly many choose the latter option
>>2364190>That was the norm in Asia in good old times when girls were actually traditionalUS and Europe as well. It would appear that the West chose the dumbest option.
>>2364109Anytime fitness lol. There’s one hotpot place near SM Jazz. Then there’s this place called Hot Pot Session I’ve been to in Estancia. They do individual hotpot there
>>2363598Based Koreans cockblocking whytoid boomer sextourists.
>>2364109XiaoLongKan is not unli but very good. Don’t do squats the day after if you go for the spicy broth one
>>2364124Based. Nobody wanted you here jeet. You are the most repulsive race. I went on a joiner island hopping trip where some jeet joined. ALL the locals kept atleast 2m distance from him because he smelled like shit.
>>2364138If you can scuba, go to Coron and Subic for WWII shipwrecks from Japan and the US
>>2364229>"Sex tourism" is OK if you're asian, but not if you're white
>>2364300the memes make themselves with these guys, don't they?
>>2364301>shieeet mayne, you kno dem fila-pina's luv dat bbc!
>>2364184>Go to Thailand. Or go to the phils first, enjoy it since it's a brand new experience untainted by others. Then after go to thailand and once again be blown away. Always phils -> thailand, never thailand -> phils.Is the Philippines really that much worth for both regular tourism and coomer tourism? Or is it a matter of one is better for regular stuff, and the other is better for cooming?t. about to buy tickets for a 2-week trip in Feb-Mar
>>2364305Thailand has way cooler shit to do outside of Cooming. I had a blast at the Tiger zoo drinking beer and feeding alligators with chicken-on-a-string.
>>2364238Thanks. I don't have a scuba license, but I might be able to get one before going.
cubabro's been caught....
>>2364351>>2364303>>2364300This place looks absolutely depressing.
>>2364305You could always split your trip and visit both. If I never visited ph or thailand before, that's what I would do. The philippines IS a shithole, but with an odd charm. But if you only went to thailand, I couldnt say you'd be missing out on a whole lot. Thailand is going to be better for cooming and normal tourism. AC is literally just one small street, with a few bars down the sidestreets but nothing worth noting, whereas Pattaya is essentially a brothel city when compared to AC. Multiple streets, well lit, packed full of people. But if you're looking for something serious with a girl such as a wife, the phils will be far far far better than thailand. >>2364352It is. Especially now. Not even close to what it was pre-covid. And they shutdown High Society which was the best place to go, unless you were a boomer and refuse to listen to anything other than 70s/80s music.
>>2364351Cubabro here.....I keked at this one not gonna lie.
kek did anyone catch that thread of OP posting his gf? Why do other dudes get so mad over people going after SEA monkeys and not liberated white women?
>>2364082No criminal record for misbehaving in Philippines. Even if they get caught and deported they don't get charged.Wherever your imagination takes you with that line of reasoning is probably still less degenerate than reality.Basically they can actually relax here, or actually go ham, or actually go full hebe and suffer no consequences.
Koreans also get massive perks for coming and spending cash in the Korean mafia money laundering operations.A lot of the the Korean guys you see going baller at the clubs are actually enjoying "comped" experiences due to bringing cash into the country and paying Korean trip organizers directly . They get women, golf, alcohol, club tables, discounts at bars for dumping their cash. It's a very slick operation and if you aren't Korean you won't be participating.Don't be salty though, most of these salarymen here on vacation don't make that much.
>>2364124If you are Indian you probably can't get into Philippines period. There are several barriers to entry for Indians from India.You also shouldn't come because flips simply don't like Indians at all. There are almost no Indians here. Philippines does not tolerate their diaspora colonization bullshit, and is very strict with work visas for them.You will have a much better time in Thailand, seriously.
>>2364407>Why do other dudes get so mad over people going after SEA monkeys and not liberated white women?Because there are actual women who browse this board, who get upset when they're reminded their aging pussies lose value every day, and that their travels and being "mature" and "interesting" won't make any difference in the end.It's ironic because girls who make a lifestyle out of travel, instead of being with friends and family from back home, are the most insufferable ones of all. Just like men who become digital nomads, they are LBHs and have something in their past they're running away from.
>>2364422And is there anything really wrong with LBHs who obviously have the means flying to Flipland and paying for some affection and attention that they wouldn't otherwise get?
>>2364410Expanding on this, Korean police simply do not consider Philippines police work to be valid and able to be used in court unless it is especially egregious. They do not even bother investigating criminal deportations for anything but murder or serious drug trafficking/people trafficking to/from Korea. The Korean government also does not tolerate Philippines government detaining or imprisoning its citizens. Even Koreans who have been snatched up for running sex slavery brothels serve zero time behind bars in the Philippines, except while waiting for deportation. They tend to be released with little more than a fine once back in Korea, since again Korea gvt doesn't consider evidence gathered by Filipinos to be correct and lawful police work.It's a far cry from being a usa citizen where your government will dogpile on you for any offense overseas and let the wolves have you if you wind up in a foreign prison. Any evidence gathered by Filipinos is usable in a USA court, and they have a criminal extradition treaty backing it up.Koreans have literally murdered people in the Philippines then walked free in Korea. They are simply banned from coming back to the islands. Just a slap on the wrist. So now you see the power and political clout of the Korean mafia/business influence in tourist locations in Philippines.
>>2364428No. It's perfectly normal for a man stuck in some sort of rut to venture out into the world and find better conditions. Much of human history happened because men were not satisfied where they were born.
>>2364422> Just like men who become digital nomads, they are LBHs and have something in their past they're running away from.True. The worst kind of men that you meet on tinder/bumble are the digital nomads.
>>2364428>And is there anything really wrong with LBHs who obviously have the means flying to Flipland and paying for some affection and attention that they wouldn't otherwise get?No, but with LBH women it makes them especially losers because society is a lot more indulgent of women than of men. LBH women are girls who have become black sheep through being hysterical, retarded sluts. Their indiscretions are such that they saw no other choice but to leave. Think about it, most women who go on /trv/ know better than to point out that they're women in their posts. It means they've been on imageboards for a long time. How many very online women have you seen that are well-adjusted, especially ones that come here and not Instagram?
>>2364305>regular tourismyes>coomernoThis is why you get alot of shitposts saying it's not worth going here because the fatty coombrains here with the physical health of a 70-yo granny tranny have not taken a single step outside the red light districts, mainly because they are unable to walk for more than 20 meters.I find it ironic because I've come across dozens of tourists who has been to most SEA countries, and they say they enjoyed PH the most, mainly because of the nature and the people. Some even end up meeting a partner here(foreign or local), which they can consequently coom in while having a joyful adventure.Meanwhile, coomers spend their meager neetbux on diseased monkeys and getting ripped off with their shitty condo rentals, and dealing with gonorrhea and syphilis because they fell for the rawdogging meme.
>>2364082> There are red light districts and multi-story brothels in Korea, full of prime porcelain skinned cuties.no there aren't, the Korean govt cracked down on those years ago. best you can get these days is an officetel hooker for $300.>Why bother with a flight + accommodations, with the premium price they pay for the pretty 'korean only' pinays, when you have it all there in your home country?flights to PH are pretty cheap from Korea.They don't "have it all" in Korea. Koreans usually feel shy about embarrassing themselves. They can go wild in PH without worrying about repercussions. Plus they can feel superior.
>>2364184Thank you for this advice sir. Thanks my plan to. Phil, and then Thailand. t. Pajeetbro
>>2364419Although I'm pajeet, I have an Aussie passport.
>>2364410>>2364417>>2364429So Koreans go to the Philippines to coom so they can fuck kids and not get in trouble for it? That's why? I guess it makes sense now.Although I whenever I see a Korean with a pinay, they look legal aged. I guess they're just doing it in private.I appreciate the insight, anon.>>2364705Maybe I used the wrong terminology, and maybe things have changed. At least 5 years ago they had them. 250$ was typical for a high class one. If you were Korean and spoke the language, I imagine it'd be cheaper and better quality, but I was always pleased so no complaints--especially compared to what you see in AC nowadays. Some were hundreds or even thousands for a failed Kpop star, but I have no experience with that so I cant say much. There was one in gangnam where you basically changed into a robe, picked a girl from a catalog, went up an elevator to the bar area to get a drink, girl would come out and blow you and whatever, then you'd go back up the elevator to a room. I'd label it a brothel, but I'm not an expert in cooming in Korea. There were also a lot of gogo bars similar to AC, but they were really only around heavy foreigner areas like us military bases, ports, etc. Geoje had a bunch of them in okpo, but since they lost the shipyard contract and buinsesses left to China, it's basically a dying town. Or at least was, I'd imagine it's wiped out completely today unless they came back.There were also some RLDs, but they were cracking down on them even when I was there. Still some, but not nearly as many as there use to be.
South East Asian girls between 18 and 25 owe me sex
>>2362497>>2362554What's so special about a call center girl compared to another office working girl? Better English?
>>2364431what gives? I am about to technically become a digital nomad but I'm not much of a LBH, just kinda don't wanna sit on my ass in Europe anymore making money and not even spending it on anything for myself. Should I just say I'm a tourist?
>>2364915Just say you are looking for travel friends easy as that, fucking loser
>>2364915They’re usually the ones who turn into sexpats. That’s just me though, so just say digital nomad, they probably wouldn’t care.
This country is the dumbest place in the world.>constant, unrelenting noise at all hours of the day and night from:>-dogs barking>-2 stroke engines blasting down alleyways at 60mph>-faggots selling shit on the street and relentlessly ringing bells, honking a horn, or just plain yelling>-people simply screaming or yelling in the street for no apparent reason other than that there wasn't any noise for 10 seconds >constant bullshit and danger from:>-horrific traffic and idiot drivers, especially pinay women in giant SUV's, who have no business driving a scooter, much less a monster vehicle like that>-stray dogs, which are now legion due to covid problems resulting in family simply abandoning their animals to the streets, packs roaming around after sundown everywhere except for main strips>-psychotic ladyboy scammers attempting with fuck with anyone and everyone constantly>shit food everywhere, worse kitchen hygiene, horrible resto experiences>-have to literally spot check if cooks/staff wash their hands after leaving the bathroom, because they just lie (they wash their assholes with their fingers)>-unhealthy garbage 99% of every menu, anything healthy and decently prepared costs out the ass >-tip begging from waiters/waitresses >-imbecile fliptards acting stupid and low class in public at restaurants, like changing diapers on tables in the dining area, shouting and getting very loud, being a menace to the admittedly shitty staff >dumbass cattle behavior in general>-most fliptards STILL wearing masks everywhere even though the restrictions have been lifted completely >-fliptards demanding vaccine paperwork to enter restos and hotels even though the restriction has been lifted>-absolute fear in the face of pragmatic problem solving, such as pooling pesos in the neighborhood for stray dog removal from animal control, they would literally let their children get chased around by stray dogs than spend a few hundred php per household to hire a catcher
>>2365768Anon why are you hanging around the slums? >masks and vaccination paperstrue, but private properties can still request these things. Government only lifted it in public areas
Do Filipinas just like the archetypical "Ugly American"?
>>2365817No, they actually cannot demand medical records of any type in the absence of a local ordnance. I already legally threatened a handful of my local businesses and they reluctantly removed their faggy stickers and stopped asking everybody who comes inside.Sure I am "that guy" now but I don't even care. My respect for Filipinos is at an all time low. I even fired my first choice of lawyer when he showed up to talk to me while wearing a mask. Dumbass was hard shook.
>>2365768Learn to sleep before 4am nigger
>>2365890Yes because there’s 0 chance they will cheat lmao
>>2362493I actually asked panface to hook me up with this girl, but she refused because she said she was "innocent". So I took it upon myself and reached out by myself on social media, and to my surprise she was totally receptive. I guess she's the type of girl who you have to take on a date or 2 before they let you get in their vagina as opposed to just accepting a few thousand pesos for their pussy.....I respect that. I find it hard to believe that guys are getting attractive 18 year old to just come to their shitty condo and fuck them without even asking for jollibee.....i mean im sure it's happened because it's happened to me, a "fat spic from the favela", but I imagine theirs a bit of exaggeration going on. So anyway, I'm gonna wait a few days till I'm for sure 100% cured of my affliction, then I'm gonna buy her some ice cream and fried chicken and take her back home and teach her how to speak Spanish. God bless cuba happy Thursday niggers
>>2365890>Do country bumpkins who live on less than a dollar a day like anyone who can lift them out of poverty?
You know I was thinking.....alot of guys ask where to find girls....and theirs the usual spots....bars/clubs and online seem to be the obvious choices.Don't sleep on coffee shops, especially 24 hour ones. Just grab a drink or some irish coffee and get some work done or play some games......eye candy everywhere and its uaually a little more classy then your standard barangay bitch. Don't know why I don't come to these more often
>>2366107>>2366398Which Barangays are you hanging out in?BGC has a very different vibe than what you are getting.
How hard is cooming in Manila during Christmas? Do the all the girls go back home or is there enough for everyone?
>>2366413Many girls do indeed go back to the provinces......it was one of the only time I saw LA Cafe with more dudes than girls....You can still coom as manila is a city with how many millions of people? But the whores who are there to strictly sell pussy usually take that week off and go visit their kids/sisters/husbands whatever in the jungle
>>2366403>>>2366107I'm in the outskirts/suburbs of Cebu City. I have kids so that was a factor in deciding where to live as well.....you get way more house/privacy in the outskirts then you would in the city proper, but your still close enough if you need the services that a city would provide . In my opinion, the condos are only good for short term stays/vacations where you need an already furnished apartment without having to worry about the utilities etc.....or as a first base in the country until you get the lay of the land and get situated I stay in a upper middle class subdivision thats situated near a main road, but has plenty of setback from the street so its quiet.....plus i live in the back of the community so its basically empty lots back here....like a park. Theirs a bunch of public colleges near the subdivision, and the students usually use the coffee shop in the commercial area of the subdivision as their cafeteria/studyhall. I post up in there sometimes just playing skyrim or whatever....easy to make new friends lol. I have a golf cart that I park by the gate of the subdivision, so if I meet anyone thats interested I just shuttle them back to my house lol. Anyway, theirs really no need.....everyday at 4-5, theirs groups of girls literally on my lawn (the empty lots) taking pictures of the house doing tiktok and shit......i'll just go fuck with them and tell them to get off my lawn and they'll be like "OH you live there"Yea wanna come and watch showtime with me, i live by myself'Oh you live by yourself.....it must be so lonely there by yourself"YES
>>2364431...you're meeting men, anon?
>>2366445do you rent the house? how'd you find it? there aren't a lot of options like that on airbnb. do you get around with a car or motorbike? that would be my biggest concern living outside the city.
>>2360215I'm a whitoid man child living in the pine who plays vidia all day after draining my balls, you got a big steam library?
>>2360237>comprehensive cooming guideDon't know if you have been here already but in 6 years I want through 200, it's just a matter of chatting about nothing and then afterwards ask "want to hang out at my condo?" Sta mesa/Paco area has a bunch of street girls, not prostitutes but nothing better to do types
>>2360753I was drinking with a fag and he told me he likes small boys, I didn't know what to say he was pinoy.
>>2362155>Matt ForneyI might as well be Forney and I went through 16 women in a month 2019 when I stayed for 4, ended up with a long term during covid
>>2362491Your first dude that looked like a woman, also 2 day diarrhea at station 13 and then feel guilt and self hatred cause you got a man's asshole on your flesh
>>2363713You in Manila? You look like a nasty dude or a koot one?
>>2366540Sure bud, if you say so
>>2366566butthurt flip detected
>>2366535Not to big, I mainly play pubg, world of warships, might throw in some tropico or skyrim/morrowind to mix it up.But yes it is kino to just sit back with a cigar and play some games after draining my nuts into nice young lady.....I wish everyone can experience that at least once in their life. It's all I ever wanted to do as a kid.... fuck bitches, live in a nice house, and just chill play the Newest games.....some people wanna go to the moon or create a longer lasting lightbulb.....me....I just wanna fuck as many 19 year old Filipinas as I can.......without it I'd be empty inside talaga
>>2366588I have to say I wouldn't want to live your exact lifestyle (hope the gonorrhea thing goes well) but I love reading this stuff
any non-sexpats wanna grab beers?
>>2362575>Hey What are the bars/clubs to hit up at? Will be here til 27thNo idea; I don't really do bars/clubst.BGC anon
>>2364901>What's so special about a call center girl compared to another office working girl? Better English?That'd be fine too. call center girls are just hella numerous and I didn't want to list out every type of girl.
>>2366644where u at
>>2366588My house has a Vista of the slums on the pasig maybe one day can get a place in a province.I have thousands of hours in autism simulators like morrowind and skyrim, I play a lot of Tarkov too.>>2366566I was 6"2 240lbs and only 21 I was a khv till 19 I was dumpy and autistic and even so I "did the Philippines" to the point where I had internal bruises on my peckerheadI'm still a Manchild but i grew into my body unlike Matt
Got any recommendations when it comes to home service massage parlors with extra services in makati?
>>2366729Just use wechat and the 'find local people' option.Screen out the ladyboys, and you'll be fine
>>2366731WeChat's fine but I prefer a good ol climax after a massage. It makes me rock hard.
bros I drank the tap water and I don't feel so good
>>2366738That's the people who are on wechatMassage with happy ending, via hands mouth or whatever they have
Why does every fucking retard in this country have a dog now? They don't have room for a dog and don't train it, so they just rot in a little apartment and become shitty and neurotic from lack of attention and space.They will leave their dogs in tiny cages for 14 hours a day while they are at work, too. It's horrible. Every chick I have met lately seems to have a shitty little dog that acts aggressive towards humans, not seeming to realize any one of us could kill it instantly.
>>2366738>>2366774Don't trust anybody on wechat. It's 99% scammers or bullshitters.If you want a nice sexy massage then you will need to go up to quezon city for the oily massage joints the well off Filipinos use. I think they are still in business. Same idea as airforce 1. Forget the name to be honest but should be hard to figure out.