is this place safe?
also, what is this place?i've never heard of itit's up over the island
also tell me about new zealand
>>2323857Png is violent>>2323859Sheep, maoris, volcanic activity, fjords, weird birds, people who sound almost Australian but their accent is softer weird and gay.
>>2323857We don't go there
Can't wait to travel to the Republic of Australia and Aotearoa now that the Monarch formerly known as Prince Charles is in power.
>>2323863never seen a thread about india here either come to think of it
>>2323865absolutely nothing will change
>>2323856no. do not come here.
>>2323878>t. a kangaroo on a computer
>>2323889I'm warning you. This is what will happen if you try to come here.
>>2323870>posts that didn't age well
>>2323866I've seen threads on India
>>2323866Most threads about any country become coomer threads and the insecure poojeet mod gets angry when we talk about his womens thirst for the BWC.
>>2323909i don't know what you are expecting from the royals
>>2323856to answer your question, yes, one of the safest countries in the world & west.
>>2323856One of the safest countries in the world.Your biggest risks in Australia would be eshay bahs on the train threatening you for no reason (they probably won't hit you anyway) and driving a car in the outback which could be incredibly dangerous if anything with the car goes wrong.The biggest problem with Australia for tourists is that they underestimate just how large the country is. It's basically the size of Europe but there's only about 11 major cities. Where you could drive for 2 hours and see 16 settlements and 3 cities in Germany, you may only see 2 towns in Australia. Transport for people who don't own cars is highly limited, train services are ok albeit overpriced for anything longer than a 3 hour trip along the Eastern coast while air is the best option when trains aren't.
>>2323856honestly, depends where you go. like you and gonna get beaten and raped walking around the most burbs at night but you could probably get into a fist fight for "stealing some guys chair" in a nighclub at 3am if you aren't careful
>>2324145I agree with this anon. Ill also add the fact that for whatever reason many tourists dont seem to know how to swim properly. Beaches can fuck you up if you are not prepared - tides, dehydration, sunburn etc.
>>2323856The only places that I’d say are actually dangerous are the third world tier places such as Wilcannia, Halls Creek and Tennant Creek but they’re about 10 hours out of the way from any sizeable town and there’s fuck all to do there. In the cities there’s always the shit suburbs, but they’re always just residential, there’s no reason for anyone ever to go to Mt Druitt, Logan or Frankston unless you live there. Genuinely the only danger I can see any foreigner realistically getting into is either getting bashed by some roided up cunt outside of some club in kings cross or fortitude valley at night, or getting stranded because they underestimated Australia’s size.
>>2323897you know I'm a bleeding heart faggot for most animals but seeing a kangaroo gives me the urge to kill itmaybe I'm just recognizing a useless retard animal that's actually capable of causing trouble unlike something like a koala or sloth
>>2324145This. I hate living here because the size is insane and going anywhere outside of the big cities is so draining.>>2323856Australia is best experienced as a road trip. Avoid WA and just hug the coast (unless you there's something specific you want to go see). You'll see outback, rainforests, beaches, tourist attractions, mountains, all the wildlife and both city and rural culture.Pic related is an extremely simple, general circuit you could do.
Don't go to very remote areas.Don't go to remote areas without a local or a guide.Do your research before going to outer regional areas.You'll be fine in inner regional and metro areas.
>>2323866pajeet mods nuke them because people any thread here has a few anons asking about cooming and the curries get insecure about it
>>2323910>>2323913>>2324800There is one India thread up on page 1 right now.
>>2324655>Don't go to very remote areas.>Don't go to remote areas without a local or a guide.
>>2324655>Don't go to very remote areasliterally the only reason to go to Australia, so kys
>>2323860oh, you meant papua new guineaI thought you meant the file extension...
>>2324336It's funny, I met an australian visiting the US this summer who told me he he found US cities a lot more ghetto than he ever expected since they're mostly run down shitholes and nigs tried to jump him after straying into the wrong part of town. I asked him if there was anywhere in Australia like that and he thought about it for awhile and said its just places "up north" where its just 100 abbos living in a dump of a town but its incredibly sketchy and violent place.
>>2325094Yeah to put it into perspective, the life expectancy for men in Wilcannia is 37. Sounds like I’m bullshitting but if you don’t believe me you can google it. These places are Congo tier, kinda sad when you think about it
>>2325353Are you asking why the life expectancy is so low or why I think it’s kinda sad? Either way it’s pretty much the same answer, lack of resources and generational problems such as alcoholism and violence etc. People from these isolated communities rarely, if ever, leave so it’s just the same perspective for life. I do agree that abo culture does play a role in it, but 36 is just a bit too low for a first world country
>>2324891>wow>its a desertName one (1) thing to see there you can't see in a remote area
>>2323856nar fuck off its full.
>>2325094from both yanks and aussies I've heard that the worst australian suburb is equivalent to a normal (non-gated) us suburb. In-fact gated communities are very rare here and not where actual rich people live.
>Expensive>Fat people everywhere>Bad drivers>Isolated>Boring>Rural areas have limited culture>Rest of the world has beachesI'm from Melbourne and this place fucking stinks, other than drinking water I'd consider South East Asia better.I live in this country for one reason only. I am overpaid. EVERYTHING else. The people, the politics, the food, the property bubble I fucking hatehttps://www.theage.com.au/national/developing-country-situation-top-doctor-sounds-alarm-as-minister-apologises-20220914-p5bhz7.html
>>2325094This.We don't really have no go zones other than isolated areas with aboriginals hence Aussie do not really get the 'wrong side of town' 'wrong neighborhood thing' I didn't get jumped in America but I got eyed off as I wandered the wrong neighborhoods.As we import more and more tanned gentleman though we can expect this will happen in the future
>>2325461do you fuck kangaroos
>>2325455that's a remote area in fact
>>2325466Maybe but Australians use "suburb" differently than Americans. In the US a suburb implies a middle class or upper class low-density area outside a major city where people live to avoid city problems. Camden NJ is a town just outside Philly but nobody calls it a suburb, its a shithole. Other than that the US has much greater degrees of economic differences. Australian cities are kind of all the same throughout, maybe one part of town is more industrial and rougher but its not like the US where you have parts that turned into literal 3rd world shitholes. Then there's towns in the US where literally everyone who lives there is a millionaire. There are no poor people because its an extremely expensive area and people who work there have to live a long way away. Of course those places are very safe. There will also not be public housing or any shit that attracts poor people near rich areas in the US. That shit is kept in the bad part of town.
>>2325765suburb in australia is generally just a sub-city division, which is what I was referring to in my comment, always interesting the slight differences in words.yeah, it's ultimately a reflection of the underlying ethos of both countries, self-made individualism (usa) and egalitarianism (aus).also from what I've heard HOAs are pretty important in maintaining this, we don't really have those in aus outside of apartment buildings.
>>2325667Yeah because it's a bitch to get pictures of very remote areas because fuck all people go there, it's a literal inhospitable wasteland.
>>2326042>nobody goes thereexactlythat's the appealyou can stay in Sydney to take photos at the bridge with your chinese phone like all the other normies
>>2326078>he thinks there are roads thereYou will die of thirst.
>>2324642How long would this take, generally?
>>2326095>>he thinks there are roads thereregardless of my thoughts about them being there, there are
>>2326095>You will die of thirstnigger what are water bottles
>omgggggg there's not a mcdonalds every 20 miles how does anybody survive?!?!?!>oh lerd if I drive through the outback I'm definitely going to need a big gay tactical hashtag OVERLANDER rig because even though there are roads driven by massive semis ALL DAY EVERY FUCKING DAY somehow the roads must be bad enough that a regular truck or SUV can't do it>I just can't imagine putting gas and water into large plastic containers>I just can't imagine packing some basic tools and actually knowing how to fix anything>I just can't imagine carrying more than 1 spare tire>omg so dangerous you will literally die even though it's only 3400 milesGod I hate urban pussies so much it's unreal
>>2327017Yes because no one has ever died out there after breaking down. No one at all. Especially not tourists with no idea
The only wildlife you need to be scared of is abosKeep small change and Duffield your pocket to distract them while you run away
>>2323856Yes Anon, Australia is perfectly safe. All the talk about dangerous snakes and spiders and drop bears are just memes, we don't actually have any large land predators capable of killing a hu
>>2327017Post a picture of you, in Australia, more than 2 hours drive from the nearest town, without a tour group, or fuck off larper
>>2326095you have never left an australian major city, have youtheres plenty of 4wding roads in the outback/rural areas where you will barely see anyone. there are even dirt tracks made for road trains to go flying down.dumbass
>>2328372to add to that, just buy a PLRB and radio if you are that unexperienced with outback/4wd travelling. there's plenty of places you can learn how to prepare a trip like this, people do it all the time. infact, russel coight is a fantastic source of outback traveller lessons.ezpz
>>2323856In the most dangerous areas of Australia, you probably have a 1/100 chance to be robbed if you hang around an empty train station at midnight while looking like somebody worth robbingOtherwise no, at least as far as human threats are concerned
>>2325510How are you overpaid if everything here is so expensive? Can't wait to leave this shithole, I'll happily be paid """less""" money while enjoying a higher quality of life overseas.
>>2323856Not for conservatives, non pro-gay people and the unvaccinated. That nanny state will hunt you down for not being a rainbow flag waving progressive.
>>2329121yeah, first ever, fake
>>2323857Born and raised there. Wild East for sure
>>2325510>>2328977>>2328977>How are you overpaid if everything here is so expensive? Can't wait to leave this shithole, I'll happily be paid """less""" money while enjoying a higher quality of life overseas.How expensive is Straya and what are the downsides to living in Straya?
>>2324145>One of the safest countries in the world.
why would you want to be a 18-35 year old man in australia in the current year?tourists need to come for 2-3 weeks see all monuments, road trip beach and gtfostraya aint even aussie anymore kek its some twisted feminazi state>> nanny state>>fat manly women>>rip off propertyjust go to asia and enjoy your fuking youthits a different worldcome on up and enjoy>> $1000 a month 2 bedroom CBD apartments>> $10 all you can eat feasts>> 7 days a week night life, dining and entertainment>> easy pleasant and feminine womenthe fat boomers with SEAmonkey wives learnt the truth the hard way after 50+ years, a lifetime of waging and a divorce rapedon't waste your youth in aussie cunts..
>>2323856just listened to a report about bats carrying deadly viruses from Indonesia up to this shithole. Already killed hundreds in Malaysia which is practically right beside it. Fucking dangerous there. Stay away at all costs.
>>2332507You'll die of boredom, very common danger here.
>>2331708If from the UK:Fuel is half priceProperty outside of Sydney is half price or betterFood costs the same Wages are 3x or more
>>2332514if the government doesn't kill you first
>>2332508australia closed due to bats and super aids
Even if it is why would you want to go there? It's full of Australians.