Let's do this:>"I love to travel" - I like being a whore>"I'm a yoga teacher" - I'm an escort and/or sex trafficker and/or drug mule>"I'm a digital marketer" - Money launderer, sex trafficker, intelligence asset, and probable drug muleAnyone have more? Pic rel- Aruba's only nice beach with a "digital marketer"... Call the cops yet?
>>2321923>I go to SEA for the beachesI'm a sexpat with yellow fever (guilty)
>>2321962I go to SEA for the beaches, street food, temples, and the people are so friendly
>>2321923>"I am a ESL teacher" --> I have sex with my students>"I'm a world traveler" --> begpacker (white person from first world country)>"I have the food" --> I love the whores
>>2321923/trv/ will probably be mad at OP but he's right>be abroad>meet a couchsurfing girl >she's from my country>she says she's an english teacher>fuck her face on my balcony after a couple of beers>2 weeks later back home, tell friends about this girl>one of them knows her>she's a literal whoreWell at least it was just her mouth and I hit for free
>>2321986please do the needful
>I'm here to experience the culture: I get shitfaced every day and start drinking in the morning
>"I'm a gigantic faggot" - "I'm OP"
>anything SEAI try to have sex with underaged girls but end up fucking trannies instead.
>>2321923I wont badmouth whores when im equally a degenerate myself.
I met a coke head couple that have their own “logistics and distribution” company and wanna hire me and my wife.Should I be worried?
>>2322081>Why yes, snifff, ima coomer druglord how could you tell.He's going to turn you and your gf into mules man.
>>2321923"My hobbies are traveling and nightlife" - I am a boring turbonormo "Women traveling alone are degenerates" - I am an ugly sperg who resents women for not giving me vagina and seethes on the daily"Men traveling alone are so disgusting" - I am a roastoid who can't fathom not being given attention and seethe at my lack of money because I wish I was doing the same
What does this mean "I'm traveling to visit all the fine art museums and historical sites". Is it just autism? What if I wore a beret when I said it?
>>2322281"I'm here for the hookers, but this is what I tell my coworkers and family I'm here for."
>>2323213Actually that's pretty great, I wouldn't say no to getting laid between museum visits. I wish I could get a ho who'd dress in period costumes while we bang.
>>2321923>I'm a digital nomadThey never tell you what specifically it is they do. >I have so much work to get throughNever mention what type of work. >I'm a modelWhore with an Instagram account and 4000 pajeet followers
>"I'm a model" - I'm a prostitute >"I am a nomad" - I committed crimes and had to leave >"I like the culture" - I want foreign puss/dick >"I have a bf/gf back home" - I'll fuck you but I am going back to them >"I don't have money" - I really don't have money, whatever I make I use on alcohol and cigarettes
>I'm a model - I'm attractive enough to be paid for my looks, and it makes people angry>I travel SEA for the beaches - I appreciate nature and swimming and people in cubicles can't understand this>I'm a digital nomad - I live in a desirable location and make 6 figures, most people think this is impossible and that is sad for them>I enjoy nightlife - I have fun with other people, a lot of people never do this and that's sad>I'm here to experience the culture - my life is full of exotic experiences including sex, this is interesting but other people are too ignorant to understand>I'm an esl teacher - I get paid to travel and barely work, and it makes people slaving away for 2 weeks of vacation jealous>I love the food - I pay half of what you pay for delicious meals and works half as much to pay for it, this makes you jealous>I'm a yoga teacher - I exercise for a living and have an amazing boy, this upsets you because you fat and doing a job you hate
>>2323363Found the tranny
>>2323371>I found a tranny on 4chan - I was btfo in a thread and I couldn't think of a good response so I just called the well traveled chad a tranny
>>2323376You're defending Dubai toilets. Nothing further needs to be said. You're a fucking retard tranny faggot.
>>2323384>I think all beautiful women are Dubai Toilets - I am bitter because attractive women don't pay attention to me
"Is it safe to go there? Is that a SAFE country???? Why are you going there?>I am an American>If people are visiting foreign places other than canada and beach resorts, I get suspicious>If it's east of Germany, then it's basically Russia>If it's France, then it's the Eiffel tower and the Mona Lisa>If it's the UK, then it's Big Ben and fish and chips restaurants>If it's China, then it's rural, or completely poverty-striken>Japan? Still recovering from WW2, or the tsunami. In absolute shambles.>Korea? Not safe. Active battleground, could get kidnapped by commies.>Africa? Mudhuts and warlords. All of it except for Egypt.>Egypt? They still ride camels and don't have any cities built.>there aren't very many other countries>if I haven't heard of it, it's probably one of those ISIS places like Iran
>I live on a yacht>I love children and ravage little pinoys below deck>I go for runs on the beach in the morning>universe enjoyed and go getter (very good)
>>2323397Me-xi-co? Aren't you afraid of all the crime?
>>2321977>"I am a ESL teacher" --> I have sex with my studentsBased.
>>2323363Most accurate post in the thread so far.>>2321923I've got some more/improvements:>I like to travel = I have no passions, hobbies, or interests and have never left my home country, but I scroll through instagram 13 hours of the day looking at photos of macchu picchu and angkor wat>I like going on ling walks and spending time in nature = i spend all of my time on my phone looking at people's instagram pics of them in beautiful natural surroundings and once I went to the outskirts of the nearest forest to take some photos for instagram and then went back home.>I like reading = I've never read a book before but we had to read a chapter of Of Mice And Women in school and I thought it was deep
I live in Japan, there are generally three types of people here:>"I teach ESL" - I can literally barely function in society and couldn't get a normal skilled job. I am probably also a pedophile or at least a sex offender of some kind>"I do IT" - I am an autist and thought that moving to Japan I would become an anime protagonist, so now I just do the same job as in the US but in shittier conditions and for half the salary. But at least I can't eat sushi h-haha>"I make fun of ESL and IT people" - I am also an autist and I also suffer from mental issues so I take them out by putting down other people. But at least I have a normal job
>>2323506at least I can eat sushi*
>>2323506Which are you?
>>2323506Honestly If I had to pick between living in the US or getting a 50% paycut to live in Japan I would 100% pick Japan (or anywhere really).
>>2323506I just want to go there, bang middle aged women, and drink. What kind of job should I get?
>>2323543last one unironically
>>2321977>>"I am a ESL teacher" --> I have sex with my studentsFucking based. Imagine how tight those Japanese schoolgirls must be
>>2323546I think it would work out to roughly the same once you consider how the US taxes the shit out of everything.
>'I'm an influencer' - I enjoy being a literal toilet for rich arabs
>I travel to exotic places for the culture - I'm too poor for Europe>I travel to find myself - I'm a boring person desperately trying escape my shitty life>I only travel to cultured countries - I'm a pretentious dickhead who is afraid to go to a developing country>I'd never travel to [country in political situation they disagree with] - I was never going to travel there either way but saw an opportunity to virtue signal and took it
>>2323363>I exercise for a living and have an amazing boy
>>2323363Fucking based actually travel pilledEveryone else itt can suck it
>>2325181>Everyone else itt can suck it*unzips you’re dick*
>>2323397>>2323409Fellow burger here, can confirm most normies are this retarded
>>2323506>shittier conditions and for half the salaryI work in IT and salaries are high pretty much everywhere. Through some jap program I was sponsored for a visa to learn the language + work. Sure I wasnt gonna make 100k but considering the cost of living isn't as high as SF or NYC it was okayish.
"I'm a freelancer, I'm journalist" English teacher"I'm programmer" Neet
>>2321977found the hapa
Everyone who is upset at this thread is a confirmed roast beef haver.
>>2321923Digital marketing isn’t intelligence, it’s generally LARPing. Intelligence always goes through diplomatic missions or NGOs.
>>2323409This but unironically.
>>2323848I wanted to go to Austria and probably never will after seeing how they responded to COVID. Same with Italy.
>>2327356>Intelligence always goes through diplomatic missions or NGOs.At the higher levels sure. HUMINT has simple cover jobs, even autism bucks. Digital marketer is perfect for both intelligence and sex slave, you just stare at the Facebook marketing page during your 'hours'.
>>2327366>even autism bucks. And VA Benefits...
>>2321923-"I'm going to Thailand/Cambodia/The Philippines"I'm going to a third-world shithole with open sewers and garbage everywhere where people eat dogs and pig intestines and fermented fish guts to have sex with disgusting low-IQ bug women who fuck like 50 guys every day because my retarded brain thinks they are hot because of their cheekbone structure.
>Developing countryThird world shithole that has always been a shithole and always will be a shithole
>>2327360So you don't want to go to most counties on the planet?
>>2327863Not him, but...COVID still worships CV19. I managed to sneak in last year between the borders opening and vax mandates and convenience store clerks wouldn't sell me a soda unless I put a SECOND mask on (I would wear one out of courtesy).Currently require a booster or PCR to get in anywhere, thankfully I feel no compelling urge to go so I'm not. I'm going north instead of south - they made my travel plans for me.COVID is over and it was a lie to print money in the first place. Omicron was the last viable excuse for bullshit and it's a year past. Anyone still using it for border controls is a more dystopian shit hole than (((The MSM))) make Myanmar's Junta out to be.
>>2327875>COVID still worships CV19what
>>2327875>COVID still worships CV19. I managed to sneak in last yearPeru... still drinking my morning Joe...
Least degenerate thread on /trv/
>>2328003Yeah? Well I had sex with her twice on that beach. 69'd one of the times, fucked to the sunrise after we ILLEGALLY camped one night.What now?
>>2323553That girl doesn't look middle age AT ALL. Looks like a hag
>>2328010I don’t think you realize how tryhard this sounds. You can sleep with a woman without bragging about it to anonymous strangers, you know.
>>2328010what country is she from?
>>2323506Can confirm. Third category here, doing PhD and probably autistic.
>>2328013asian hags look like middle age yts
>>2323376incels on suicide watch
>>2323388>I am bitter because attractive women don't pay attention to meThey pay attention to him in that they actively cross the street to avoid him, are disgusted by his personality, appearance and smell etc.
>>2321923>i wish I was a money launderer.>too poor to get out of the rat race>all i ever wanted was to travel and marry a cute european redhead.
>>2323363>>2323376basedall the incels paying diseased whores got btfo >Ive been hooking up with a lot of locals- I paid a diseased whore 5 dollars and got gonorrhea
>>2321923>Thai women go crazy for white guysI sleep with freelancers and/or single moms fishing for a sugar daddy but haven’t noticed yet
>"I learned the language/ I'm multilingual" - I think I'm fluent because native speakers don't bother correcting all my mistakes and understand just enough of what I'm saying to fill in the gaps in their mind and get an idea of how to respond in a natural way.
>>2321923>the food here is so good!- It actually tastes like bland trash and is dirty as fuck but I am a retard in my honeymoon travel phases so think any dirty street car noodles in soup is good and adventurous because I ate it
damn what an angry thread lmao
>>2327416Hahaha good one just got back from Thailand unlike everyone I found true love and I support her family to show it
>>2331436The true test is to make a phone call.I knew I was proficient when the person on the phone didn't know I was foreign until I mentioned it, and I still know I am lacking some advanced skills in the language but if you can trick a local that says a lot.
>>2321923>raging bitter incel is obsessed with the actions of womenshocked_pikachu.jpg
>>2331558where is this? i like that the photo shows the effect of land on ocean cloud formation
>>2331638It's quite pretty. The distant hills slightly occluded by mist are magical.
>"I like to check out the local Jazz seen in every major city I visit"I like to inflate the ego's of the local singers and then take them home after the bar is closed.