Ok this sounds a bit retarded but I've had enough of being an anxious loser! I want to travel internationally but I have no idea on how it works. Do I need special paper work to travel to Portugal and Korea? How do I get cheap flights to those countries? How much do I pack? What fucking footwear should I buy?
>>2296130>How do I get cheap flights to those countries? How much do I pack? What fucking footwear should I buy?The absolute state of men
>>2296130>I want to travel internationally but I have no idea on how it works.You decide on a destination and pick a date to travel>Do I need special paper work to travel to Portugal and Korea? Depending on what passport you own; you may be required to get a Visa or type of Tourist Pass which is different for each country.>How do I get cheap flights to those countries? Book early or use points you may have accumulated with a bank. Fly on Tuesdays instead of over the weekend.>How much do I pack? Depends on how long are you going and if you intend to do laundry while on the trip.>What fucking footwear should I buy?Depends on the location and what you intend to do. Going to the beach; flipflops. Hiking; hiking boots.Whatever it is always prioritize comfort over style
>>2296134>>2296135You see it like the perfect storm. I have to use 160+ hrs of leave this year or it's forfeit and I have found 2 cuties that tolerate me. I do not want to fuck this up. It seems like the tickets will be expensive Korea is avg 2k and Portugal is 800. I'm asking about clothing and footwear because I don't have have any clothes outside of my uniform.
>>2296130Assuming you are American, you just need a valid passport to visit Portugal and you can stay in the Schengen area for 90 days.If you visit outside of summer and just needs to get dressed in a very basic way, use the r/mfa uniform of chinos, a casual light blue oxford button down shirt (arms rolled up) and I would say get some not too aspie New Balance sneakers.Depending on the weather, maybe a light jacket/blazer or overshirt.I don’t know anything about Korea
>>2296138>I'm asking about clothing and footwear because I don't have have any clothes outside of my uniformAgain, the absolute state of men. Anon, get your fucking life together, seriously.
>>2296180Just ask your mother to unsew the burger king logo and you have a classy black shirt anonAlso pic rel seems very catfishy, be careful, don't let the promise of exotic pussy destroy your common sense
>>2296180>>2296235 I do have a decent job I'm a game warden. Now how do you seduce these women
I want this thread to be real just so that OP travels to Asia in his Burger King uniform and comes back with no money, one less kidney, and an understanding of how the internet works
>>2296180What are you talking about? I'm going backpacking in SEA and have no idea which shoes will fulfil the OSFA role. They need to be able to take at least half of the brunt of all the walking and surfaces while being able to be paired with shorts as well as chinos and a button down and need to be comfortable and cool. It's like mission impossible to find this perfect god shoe. This is literally like a 3x3 thread, post yours.
>>2296130Anon the most expensive whores are the ones that are free. Go to SEA and meet your future hoe wife that would be way better than visiting your organ harvesting girls.
>>2296180Weird, but it saves you from packing. If you're going to Portugal Just buy some regular shorts and a t-shirt, and some sneakers.Buy the rest when you're there.
>>2296130how did u meet these ladies and post pics of teh other one
>>2298785Met them on r9k or soc. I do not have pictures but I do vc with the Portuguese woman alot. The Korean I am unsure if male or female but I've known them for a long time. I have faith they are both cuties >>2297945Maybe I should go to /fa/ and ask I'm 29 years old and I don't want to dress like a tourist so the gypsies don't bother me.>>2296895I only go to places where my discord contacts reside
>>2298852>Met them on r9k or sochow does this work? Like, step by step how did you meet them? I just see gays spamming their dicks and asses when I go on those boards. Is kik or discord the preferred way to meet qts? I'm skeptical cuz I don't think many qts will be posting on soc or r9k of all places.
>>2296491make more money than a game warden
>>2299232>I'm skepticalThat's because you're something approaching a well adjusted human. What's happening right here is Cleetus encountering his first catfish outside of a river.
>>2299343well let's just hope anon verified his girls. I.E. asking for timestamp + randomly generated string of numbers and letters. You know, something the person on the other end of the screen would have no hopes of pulling from somewhere else online.
>>2296130when you get your kidneys harvested, will you post pictures of the scars?
Guys I'm serious I've never hadsex or seen a vagina. How do you make moves on girls. These aren't the filipinas and Colombian hookers. These are Korean and Portuguese >>2299377The girls aren't even fit. They are pale and thin computer nerds. I doubt they could even take a punch.>>2299348 No I haven't done that yet I didn't want to be rude. They didn't ask one from me.>>2299343Fuck u they are real. They just won't post face cuz they are well known (obviously not celebrities)>>2299241I'm make 90k in Ndakotawich isn't so bad especially since I'm not in oil. Funny thing is these girls make more than I do. Usually in America girls make less>>2299232There are lots of gay men on there. Basically you sort through hundreds of flags and entitled women until you find 5 or so decent girls and of those girl you make friends. Then you ask to meet them.
>>2299381>No I haven't done that yet I didn't want to be rude. They didn't ask one from me.well anon, it'd probably be best to do so before you travel across the world to only realized you've been catfished. Don't see why they'd think it's rude. I always thought it was run of the mill protocol when meeting someone from online. Just trying to help.>There are lots of gay men on there. Basically you sort through hundreds of flags and entitled women until you find 5 or so decent girls and of those girl you make friends. Then you ask to meet them.well with those odds maybe I should stick with traditional apps. Damn.
>>229938190k in North Dakota isn't bad anonif they make more than you though i expect you're just gonna be orbiting unless you're particularly interesting
>>2299384Yeah they make way more like 125k or something at least according to Glassdoor. Which I do have some doubts because I'm just a hick and these girls can get any guy from Californai, Boston or New York. And probably have their entire trip paid for. On one hand I'm happy I got girls interested but on the other I'm suspicious. Like if I was a girl I wouldnt be interested in me just saying.
>>2299381dude if you havent even video called with them this is big lap, the portugese could be a tranny, changing your voice is not hard
>>2298852>Met them on r9k or soc. I do not have picturesDon't do it anon. You'll end up as a lampshade or a skin suit for some troon.
You make what I'd call decent money but it doesn't mean you have it together.Travelling for pussy is a mistake and as someone who has done it I highly advise against it in almost every instance.What if it goes wrong? You actually meet and they aren't a catfish and then what? Imagine you don't get along at all. You're stuck somewhere until your return flight and resent the experience of travelling somewhere new.Korea and Portugal are both interesting places. Have ambitions outside of fleeting pussy. Be a man and pursue a dream and not a fickle and feeble minded creature. You'd have a cheaper and more rewarding experience chasing a mongoose.
>>2299402She sent me her pic actually. Petite. I think I could take her in a fight.>>2301448I am traveling for pussy and my health. If I don't take this vacation I will forced to work on my days off by my family. Literthave not taken a single day off since I was in college. I also have a friend in Spain so if things turn south in Lisbon I'll just go to Madrid
>>2299381>>2303061>I doubt they could even take a punch>I think I could take her in a fightAnon, for someone who spends so much time on this site of all places, you really are naive. Or dumb. Kidnappers would either drug you or lure you into an ambush. Can you fight off six Angolan niggers in some Portuguese alley, faggot? If you really want to try your luck in meeting these "women", meet only in crowded public places, and don't go to their place. Take them to your hotel instead. Also, don't let them recommend which hotel to stay. You seem like a nice guy, so I hope this really turns out to be some nice international hookup story, instead of a true crime flick. Stay alert, and if things don't work out with the chicks, at least try to enjoy your vacation
>>2303366You don't know me or the girl. I highly doubt some angolians are using a petite code monkey to intice depressed incels into meeting in Portugal of all places. She is definitely real. You all are upset and jealous that a white girl actually wants to see me instead of your brown Filipinas. And if it does happen to be a catfish so what a swift punch to his or her throat and I'm going to Spain.
>>2303778You would probably be better off going to these countries and setting up a Tinder than chasing some dubious egirls, specially since you are too much of a pussy to actually verify their identities like >>2299348 says. But if you really want to do it, by all means, go for it. Fortune favors the bold, I guess. But at least try to have some common sense and don't allow yourself to be blinded by excitement and hope of getting laid. Even simple tips like these >>2303366 can go a long way, even if the girls are what they say. If things go bad in Portugal, at least try some Francesinha before bailing to Spain. I personally loved them. Also, nobody is jealous of you because everyone thinks you're gonna get shanked, lmao
>>2303801The Portuguese egirl verified herself in video chat a couple days ago. That why I have decided to go there instead of Korea. Plus Portugal tickets are less than half the price of a Korea one.
>>2303778nah fuck you at this point you’re just acting like a annoying naive 9 year old if this story is serious than fuck you for not realizing these replies were actually giving you sound advice i hope and pray for your downfall you will get your kidneys stolen and you deserve it
>>2304743You got trolled by a coomer and fr fr no cap it serves you right for trying to help an incel degenerate degrade a female
>>2296138>>2303830Is that really the Korean e-girl? I'm a little disappointed. Show us the Portuguese e-girl anon. Where did you meet her? >>2303778>She is definitely real. You all are upset and jealous that a white girl actually wants to see me instead of your brown Filipinas.fucking kek.
>>2304743Well I'll be honest as of right now it's not looking too hot. My parents needed most my since it's the end of the quarter so I don't think I'll be able to afford the trip. I could put it on my credit card tho.>>2304800No that's not her I actually don't know where that pic came or what a Korean looks like without makeup and plastic surgery. I have pics of the portu but I will not share those since she is my future wifey.
Go to Lisbon, use the MeetUp app and attend something that interests you somewhat, meet actual women in a normal environment, do something new and simultaneously 'build bricks' (see the Patrice O'Neal bit about that).I was there this morning, it's full of extremely clever, wealthy and dynamic people... And hence women who are total sluts and are starving for a real man who doesn't simp for their pussy.
>>2305384>who doesn't simp for their pussyKek, did you even read OP's posts?
>>2305902What I am doing is not simping it's called seduction. I am able to fly to an international girl's house in a matter of weeks and impregnate her with another charismatic Chad baby boy.But I do have bad news, the Portuguese woman has taken a break from discord to get her GitHub up to date.so idk if the whole "porking in Portugal" is still on the agenda.I have however replaced her with a whitexican in vera cruz
>>2306237Charismatic Chads don't become 29 year old virgins who need to fly half the world to get a crumb of egirl pussy. Nor do they need to ask the backpacking LARP board of a Senegalese basket-weaving forum for help in doing said traveling. I am unable to believe you are actually 2 years older than me
>>2306260Everyone is different man and I had an extremely slow start. I got my first nude 3 weeks and 2 years ago I couldn't even talk to girls without crying like a bitch. I managed to do in 2 years most most people do in like 18. Gotta keep the momentum going.If you are interested I'll drop my discord. And potentially make a server or YouTube dedicated to my hunts
>>2296130just the fact you have to call yourself an aspie is all i need to know that this is a story with no happy endings
>>2306608>hey guise I'm an incel loser I'm starting a blog to brag about my total lack of success getting laid
>>2296130>traveling for subpar pussyGet ready to have your organ stolen in mysterious countries
>>2303778Listen buddy, you came here looking for advice and started chimping out when people told you to not be a retard. If it works for you and can get some pussy, great. But you should know that shit can go south real quick and you better be at least conscious of the possibility so just shut up and stop whining like a little girl
>>2306260>>2306739dont make fun of mental illness
>>2306735Ok I'm not actually an aspie but my anxiety does get out of control especially around girls and that puts me on the spectrum. Kinda how a full sport venue will register on the rectum scale.>>2306743Wtf is subpar about it. These are young white girls that actually exciting enough to let me come over.>>2306787I'm not chimping I just annoyed by all the salty replies I get about having my organs removed. I'm not a dumbass that easily walks into traps.>>2306739The blog would be to help other incels get laid. I'm a soon to be success story
>>2305384>it's full of extremely clever, wealthy and dynamic people>in lisbonthis sounds like a load of fucking shit. where were you? even Lapa isn't remotely like this.
>>2296130this thread is a bit of a shit show, but glhf if this isn't a larp. i recommend not placing all your mental eggs in one basket in case the egirl thing falls through. if you get there and don't get insta-sucked by your target girl just be mentally flexible enough to still go have some fun while there. solo travel tends to be pretty dope if you can relax into it
>>2307119Maybe it's only the places I meet people. I don't go dumpster diving.
>>2296138>I don't have have any clothes outside of my uniformanon wtfyou know when people on 4chan talk about living in their mom's basement and never leaving the house they were just jokingyou aren't supposed to actually do that
>>2307095>The blog would be to help other incels get laid. I'm a soon to be success storywell then help me. Best apps/sites to use, how to conversate with them, etc.
>>2307122Too late already did.But now it appears she has ghosted my ass. I can be quite intimidating so I don't blame her.>>2307508I would say add me on discord but now idk if the trip is still on. It appears she is no longer on discord.
Imagine unironically traveling thousands of miles to visit women you've never met before. Honestly, I feel like a cuck talking to women online at all, but it's especially cringe if they're like in a different town.Here's a basic rule of thumb: If you have to change train/bus or take a flight lol to meet her, that's too far away and you're simpmaxxing.
>>2296130Bring something to detect the little spy cameras at wherever you're staying.
>>2308093I don't have any local girls to meet. At my age most want a man with a house and I still live family in the attic. So my options are extremely limited and I've found that most Europeans are cucked out of housing anyway and don't really mind me being a loser.>>2308109I'm not worried about that I'll be at their place I hope.
Anon if these people browse other boards, how do you know they haven't seen this thread? Good luck btw, Portugal is cool
>>2308064so discord is best place to meet them is what you're saying?
>>2303801>Fortune favors the boldi can't read this without remember that dumb ass cr*pto ad on tvwhat a gay ass ad i swear to fucking god
>>2308145No they browse /g/ and /fit/ and /mu/. I don't think would come here. No one comes here. Give me tips.>>2308372Yes add me Lastmelon#5424 I'll show all the women
>>2308508I'd have to make a discord first. And what do you mean 'show all the women'? Like introduce me, or have you just been stockpiling nudes or something?
>>2308511No I don't have nudes I'm not that degenerate. I will give you tags tho. Just teach me about travel
>>2308523I haven't traveled that much myself. I just gave the same advice everyone else gave you before you fly across the globe to meet a girl. Make sure you're not being catfished. So I don't think I'd be that much help to you. I also have no clue how discord works.