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no entry edition
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>>2292182
Metro Manila isn't dangerous, you pussy. I live in QC near a slum, and nothing has ever happened to me. I've been to Quiapo and Tondo too. The issue is when you get into the provinces, that's when the true nigger experience begins.
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>>2292574
according to certain sources you can enter without the vax but have to do quarantine. any anons can confirm?
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>>2292593
I'd just stick to Makati and probably hire a guide in order to see Fort Santiago and Intramuros (yes I'm a pussy)
>>2292601
on Philippines airlines site it says what OP posted, on Kayak it says the same thing too.
On my country foreign tourism site it says that you can enter if you are not jabbed and do a 5 days quarantine, after that a PCR test and then other 9 days of quarantine.
I think it would be better to mail the PH embassy in your country or make a fake v4x card (risky but anons said that US card is easily fakable and if you look in the archives you can find how to do it too)
the thing that pisses me off is that if you had the meme flu and you have your own antibodies they don't care, it's either 3 jabs or nothing.
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>>2292650
If this retard can survive in Quezon City, I'm pretty sure the average 4channer can. If you like to piss away money, then living in Makati is a good idea
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Is bus/ferry viable for island hopping? I have about 3 weeks
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I'm a 5 foot facially deformed small framed subhuman with terrible work ethic, no creativity, questionable morality and acne ridden skin.
However, I'm white and was born into wealth.
During the harsh winters I hole up in my neetcave, getting maximum comfy.
Once the cold subsides I leave my natural habitat to fulfill my quest of spreading my grotesque genetical goo in as many bug eyed brown cum dumpsters as possible.
I specifically target the ugly ones.
My genetic abominality combined with the lowest genetically valued pinay, (a race that is already at the bottom of genetic quality), surely ensures the suffering of my offspring and all those in the future who'll be in contact with them.
With every coom in a pinay womb, I am progressing toward my goal of undeniable and irreversible damage to the entire human race.
I promise you that in a hundred years scientists will write books about me.
No one in the history of mankind will come close to the amount of progeny I will produce.
Fear me.
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>>2292674
stop this
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>>2292593
Nothing happening to you =\= feeling sketchy and unsafe. I witnessed of the worst poverty so far in my life in Manila. And I say Manila feels unsafe because I’m comparing it to Jakarta or HCMC. I haven’t even gone deep into the “provinces” yet, but the biggest issue I’m running into is feral dogs…
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>>2292691
Are you a woman or gay?
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>>2292694
No? Maybe you look too ugly, dark, short, and poor to be a target, cause everywhere I go (outside of the rich areas) these Filipino men who are just lurking or milling about on the street have their eyes locked onto me. It does not feel safe.
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If I have a layover in the Philippines from Bangkok to back home in America but I’m not vaccinated will I be allowed to continue on to my flight back home? The Philippines airlines site info is vague
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>>2292601
no jabs no entry goyim
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I leave today for Manila! I will be staying a month. So excited.

I feel that I will be safer than others due to knowing a few locals due to work.
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To the anon making low 6 figs at a bank in oritgas....you want to toss me a referral? I make ~$250k/year right now, but it's gay, inhumane remote tech work
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>>2292574
So I want to visit the Philippines, but one thing I can't stand in life is the heat. Which month/period is the absolute coldest and how are the temperatures?
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What's a good budget for going to the Philippines for a month? I'm also expected to treat some people from my extended family there to free shit, but I really just want to drown in pussy.
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>>2292797
have a nice trip anon, please report ITT
>>2292820
I unironically find dudes who work remotely lucky as fuck, if I'd have to find a new work I'd do some meme code bootcamp and live in SEA. I've read that people can earn like 50k/year as code monkeys.
>>2292853
dry season from December is the best time to visit (also the most expensive), you should check Baguio if you like colder temperatures, that's why they call it the summer capital of the Philippines.
>>2292862
define budget. In Metro Manila you can stay in a 5* hotel for 100$/day and eat at the best restaurants for 20$/meal. If you live frugal you can stay at some Quezon City hotel for like 15$/night and eat street food but I won't trust that stuff. Food is cheap but shit too, especially Filipino food.
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>>2292871

I'm staying in Manila for the majority of the month, sometimes going to parts of Laguna. There are a few hotels I'm seeing near the Airport/SM Mall of Asia for around $30-40 a day, are those worth it?
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>>2292574
So every flip whore you see on google images looks like a fucking jungle monkey gooklet subhuman freak. Which is strange imo because I've met a few filipinos who were hot as fuck. What's it like in reality? What do you get when you buy a high end hooker here? How does the primo compare to other places?
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>>2292906
You get AIDS coomer, AIDs!
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>>2292906

There really are only hot or incredibly ugly Filipinas. There's no in between.
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>>2292912
Not true at all. Absolutely tons of filipinas are butterfaces, especially if they are from the province and haven't been living a sedentary city life.

I can't tell you how many times I've finally gotten the clothes off some shy mall worker or waitress and been astounded by the tight, hot little body she is rocking. They just can't help it in the face though. Sometimes those jungle genes are just too strong.

Ugly face girls are better anyways since they will mostly fucking behave.

Plenty of average chicks with nice asses and thighs also, which all you really need to care about if you are prone boning them into your mattress and trying to make them a single mother.
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>>2292906
You will be left disappointed by the "high end escort" services in the city. The girls are stuck up and not service oriented.

Just pick up a freelancer from a club. They can be a lot of fun since they are usuallt drunk and maybe high. Dont get them too late in the evening though unless you like a passed out onahole that might throw up on your bed if you poke her cervix one too many times.

Makati has a few bars where filipinas go to meet foreigners also. Green belt is also a notorious hookup venue, just don't let the retarded and aggressive homosexual men in dresses bother you.
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>>2292922
>finally gotten the clothes off some shy mall worker or waitress
>finally
How many dates (or, if there is another, more characterizing measurement for the level of effort required, use that instead) did it take? It would be a terrific experience to sexually indulge in a menial job worker, even an older, slim 40-55 yo hunny that passes as cute. Injecting something amusing into their meager existence might just make them love you.
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I also really can't recommend the 'gogos' in Makati these days. Covid really did a number on p burgos but one thing it didn't flush out were the dumb as fuck swindling mamasans who think a bar fine should be equal to the fine the girl asks for.

In time some decent joints might pop back up, but I have my doubts. Pburgos was already on shakey foundation with the combination of expensive hotels, polluted air, low numbers and relatively poor quality of women, and stupidly high prices compared to other sources of pussy in the country and region.

Just do some online dating stuff. If you're average but white looking you can literally just put you want fwb and you will buy Starbucks in your profile and women will take 1 hour taxi rides to come meet and fuck you. It's stupid but it's how things are there, so don't question it too hard.
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>>2292930
absolutely. It's such a hot fantasy. I've changed girls lives just because I showed up. They've changed mine too.
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Noticed no one is talking about the earthquake. You guys ok out there?
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>>2292930
"Finally" as in finally she had the time off work to come meet me, get a nice lunch or dinner, and then get taken back to my room for a few hours or overnight.

Also somewhat refers to the moderate amount of effort to seduce a 'good girl' into having baby making sex with a man she just met for the first time, but it's honestly trivial once you understand their culture and hangups.

They are desperate for romance, because flip dicklets are incapable of it. Give them even a whiff of western romantic intimacy and they spill their spaghetti.

I
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>>2292674

this u?
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To be clear, filipinas are some of the easiest women in the world to get into bed. You should still be nice to them, but the effort required is abysmally low and will still put you at stratospheric heights above the local competition due to (apparently) their lack of effort, and also (realistically and obviously) their lack of resources or growth potential.
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>>2292952
This is remarkable.

In the west, a typical first date would be a casual walk, coffee, diner, bowling, etc. It's only about 25% of the time that women are bold enough to come back to my place afterwards.

Does maxxing out the romance meter back home like in PH work for you? To me, I initially imagine appearing desperate, or autistic, taking a girl to a luxurious restaurant with a nice view.
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Cubabro here...

Today was a shit day. So I've had a an off again on again girlfriend for 5 years. During this time, she knew I dated other girls, and quietly accepted it. Still, I took good care of this girl, wining and dining her, as I truly liked her even if she wasn't the best looking girl. She meet me at the airport first time I went to cebu and took me to her house straight away, where they tried to convince me to marry her almost immediately. Well needless to say I wasn't ready for that, but I kicked the can down the road. Fast forward 5 years, I return back to the Philippines after the pandemic and decide to let her live with me full time. Big mistake. Now she's constantly looking over my shoulder, going through my phone, trying to control my movements etc.....on top of it she stopped working as soon as i got there and just laid in bed all day. I fucked this girl so many times I lost physical attraction to her and had to fantasize about other women just to cum. On top of it, I found out she got pregnant basically the first night, which was a shock to me considering I had fucked her plenty of times before with no baby.

Fast forward to last week. The girl had stolen one of my phones that I had thought I lost, and was reading through all of my messages. She proceeds to try and cockblock me and messages the other girls starting drama. I confront her about her stealing my phone, and I demand to see hers. I never look through her phone or press her on anyting.....when I'm on the boat she's has all the opportunity to fuck around with the local tricycle drivers, and honestly i dont care as long as I don't find out......but she refuses to let me search her phone, throws it on the floor smashing it to pieces, then pulls out a knife and threatens to stab me and our unborn child. I disarm her and she storms out the apartment at 1 in the morning. Knowing she is suicidal, I call her sisters to come and get her.
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>>2292979
So nows she back in her family home
with nothing but a suitcase of bunched up panties. Big face loss. I feel bad for her and try to reassure her family I will still take care of my child (I will). They are upset but they want me to try and work it out with her for the sake of the child, and I'm open to it. I drop of the rest of her stuff at her sisters house and then go get drunk by myself. Fast forward to today......the girls sisters asked her her laptop back (which I brought) so she could work (she quit her job because daddy was taking care of her). I told I told I would drop it off later in the day.


Well their was this girl I had been talking to and went on a few dates with....no sex just casual coffee dates. Beautiful, slim, fresh virgin 18 year old....quiet and demure and seemed open to anything. I had another coffee date with her and invited her over to my apartment, which she agreed. We watched a movie, and one thing leads to another and she ends up in my bedroom. We're making out and i'm fingering her trying to loosen her up....and what do I hear but a knock on the door. Well I thought I locked the door I was just going to ignore the knocking, but apparently I forgot, because the girls sisters just LET THEMSELVES IN. I meet them at the front at door and try to give them the laptop quickly and get them out of there, but they notice the girls clothes laying on the couch. They burst into my apartment and go straight to the room, to find a fucking 18 year old virgin naked and wet on me bed. Needless to say, all hell broke loose. It would've been one thing if the girl was ugly, but she was clearly prettier than their sister, and by the look on their face i could tell they were absolutely disgusted and hurt. I tried to explain my reasoning, but theirs no explaining you can do at that point. They threatened to call the police on me (for not wanting to marry marry sister?), called me all types of names, and stormed off.
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>>2292979
Wow.

Good luck. That's all I can say. Don't know why dudes wanna get girls out there pregnant. At least try to find ones with their tubes tied.
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thats one hell of a predicament you got yourself in cubabro
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>>2292678
kek I love how this was some random tumblr post and just became a huge well known meme because of how ridiculous the claim is

>>2292674
oh yea? well I will counter balance that with good gene hapas who will destroy your progeny
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>>2292993
No they are threatening to not let me see my child.... they said they don't even want my money.


Oh, and I never got to fuck the virgin

And that's a true story from the Philippines bros. Be careful out there. Don't get into a relationship to fast.....have fun and do what you want to do. Don't feel obligated to any 1 person the minute you land at the airport. Fuck around, get your dick sucked, get it out your system, then settle down if that's what you desire. Don't do what I did and think your just gonna be able to fuck 1 girl, assimilate to her family and live a fairy tale life in the jungle province.....you come here and see all the pussy just walking down the street and your probably not gonna be able to help yourself. Take your time bros.....if not, theirs gonna be big drama.

Take care, gotta change locations now before her fucking 11 brothers and sisters come after me
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>>2292950
because no one is there this is just larp
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>>2292871
>I unironically find dudes who work remotely lucky as fuck
While there are some very nice upsides to it, just know that remote tech work is one of the most inhumane existences (for some people)

I care less about the absolute amount I'm paid now and more about how enjoyable the day to day activity of the job is, what social connections it gives me, location in the world it puts me in.

Software networks you with a bunch of other autist loners, Indians, fob chinese, etc. I don't hate these groups, but they aren't that fun and they don't have expansive circles that are fun either.

Someone in need of cash should absolutely go prioritize that over side benefits, but I'm in a different season of life now.

>>2292871
>if I'd have to find a new work I'd do some meme code bootcamp and live in SEA. I've read that people can earn like 50k/year as code monkeys.
$50k was less than my signing bonus simply to join a tech company, so ya. $50k/year is extremely possible.

Mid-level experienced hires are getting high 100s from startups and 200-300k if it's a good company. Staff level engineers are more towards 400-500k at the high tiers. If you join the game, try to ask for more than 50k, even if you're in asia.

>>2292922
Holy. This anon knows philippines. He KNOWS it. I say that genuinely. Anyone disagreeing with him should sit down and listen.
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>>2293000
I think I speak for everyone when I ask what was the teenaged girl's response?

Also, smart. Take your stuff and find somewhere safe until this blows over. Keep your cool, and don't make any big decisions for a while. Kick the can, as you put it, and see what comes of this situation since you want to take care of your child.

While I haven't been caught in the act, I have confessed to seeing other women in somewhat exclusive relationships and it sucks. I always lie now to avoid fallout. That was one thing I learned.

What I gleaned from your story is
>lock the door when having company over
>don't have "company" over to your own place while living with, and being in, a pseudo-lifelong relationship with a woman (she's going to mother your child, that's lifelong)
>use protection if you don't think a woman is fit to be your wife. I know it's easier said than done, so so have the Plan B fact sheet ready (many woman think it will cause fertility issues in the future - it doesn't), and contrast the TINY pill with them from being a young, single, unsuccessful, unachieving mommy

I don't know the culture in PH so I have no idea about your future, but good luck cubabro.
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>>2293036
I bought plan b for 3 separate SEA women kek. I'm not proud of it, but gotta be safe, right? One time I was running down the street in my sleep clothes the next morning because her flight was later that day. Cashier girl was crackin jokes lol
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>>2293019
>>2292950
sir... I was too busy creapie 18 yo virgins to feel quake
sir?
sir?
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>>2293041
I bet it was you causing that quake big guy
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>>2293036
She didn't really respond to them yelling at her....she just stood quietly and looked at the ground. After the sisters left, I explained to her the situation from start to finish, and she just gave me the silent treatment. She said it was the embarrassing moment of her life. I got her taxi and she sent me a message

"Congrats anon u gonna be a father .. thnx for ur time that's our last met ,hope u fix ur problem with her ,you're not a boy anymore you should focus to her and ur bby .. wish u all the best "
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>>2292971
If your purpose is to meet and fuck Pinays you need to have your strategy figured out and mastered.

1) pinays are simple - keep the date simple
2) pinays function on sugar or rice - feed them sugar or rice, but not both or they will sleep
3) pinays are lazy and lose focus quickly - have your date extremely close to your residence, nothing kills a mood like a long taxi ride in traffic.
4) smile, be happy, compliment her looks or her anything

And just go from there. Most of these chicks I text back and forth a bit with first to develop a little bit of repoire with.

Most normal working pinays are deprived of quality intimacy, so if you give the impression of being a vital, healthy, happy person she will be equal parts relieved and eager for some loving.
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>>2292979
>>2292993
>>2293000
Topkek. Many such cases.
By the way that kid isn't yours, idiot. Don't you dare shell out a fucking dime to those lunatics.
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>>2293108
Good post
>>2293108
>repoire
rapport, btw
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>>2293110
I had one try to say she's pregnant (we had sex 3-4 times and I never came inside of her)

>I ask if she belives it's ours;ask how many times she tested
>"I repeated the test until I was sure I was pregnant. It's true. So, how can you handle this situation?"
>obvious red flag being how *I* will be handling the situation, not "us" kek
>we exchange some other messages; I basically say this is great and that we can confirm with a paternity test later this year
>cry emoji message
>cry emoji reactions at my questions and my comment that "I need open communication on this"
>"What are your plans for my pregnancy?"
>blocks me
>lel
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>>2293108
Oh yeah
5) if she shows up with a 'cousin' or a 'sister' you walk. Don't think about it. Just thank her for coming to see you, say that this was supposed to be a date, and bid her farewell. It's an unfortunately common thing for pinays to show up with an uninvited chaperone and pretend like it's okay. I've never had anything good come of it when the chaperone is obviously older and more mature than the date. Beware the jaded mid to late 30s early 40s man hating pinay who is playing mother hen to a younger women.

One time a girl showed up with her younger sister who had supposedly just arrived in town, and they were both so fucking cute together I wanted to simp for them, but that's a unique case and had a very happy ending.
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>>2293114
Kek how did my shitty phone not fix a completely fake word
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>>2293065
>she sent me a message
I'm astonished by how mature that message was. I supposed your explanation helped with that..

What do you think is going to happen? What will you do?
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>>2293117
I've had a few of these. I think the stupidest one was from this chick who was having morning sickness spells the entire week we were together, and a day after we went our separate ways she texts me and says
>you got me pregnant
With a picture of a pregnancy test
>"oh yeah, you got pregnant and less than a week later you knew? Let's go get an ultrasound done and find out how old the fetus is"
>what the fuck, you cum inside me of course I have baby now
>"I know you were already pregnant. We can go get a test at the doctor if you really want though"
(Nothing for a couple hours)
>PLEASE ANON I NEED U HELP IM SORRY I LIE U I CANNOT HAVE THIS BABY PLEAEPLEASEPLESE huhuhuhuhu (literally huhuhuhu)
>"what do you expect me to do?"
>I NEED ABORTION I NEED GO GET ABORTION NOW NEED PILLS I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET HELP ME PLEASE IM SORRY.
and then I blocked her
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>>2293110
I mean she did get pregnant fast but I will take a DNA test to confirm. Unless she got pregnant by another man literally the day before I came, the child should be born around Christmas or new years. If any earlier, its obviously not mine because the time table wouldn't add up.
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>>2293108
>2)
Based and dietmaxxing pilled. I've written about this on /ck/ before and it got some traction but not a lot.

You know that unsettling feeling you get when you eat carbs or sugar, as if you've become a mild tweaker? Exactly, feeding them bread (homemade pizza for extra SMV point), watermelon, or rice helps get them wet and bothered.
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>>2293127
Holy shit. All in caps, crossing hysteria like a 9/11 jumper?
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>>2293130
She treated you like shit then ran for the hills after blowing up her own phone when you were about to get into it.

The only thing important enough to hide would be the scores if other men she was texting and likely getting fucked by on the side.

You are letting yourself get baby trapped. Good fucking luck getting your hands on the child for a paternity test. She'll slap your name on the birth certificate and report it to the barangay, and then you, my friend, are off to the races.
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I have come across an interesting, moral dilemma recently. Do you tell/admit to your friends that you cheat on the women you're seeing? What if the women you cheat on are
>exclusive fwbs
>girlfriends
>wives
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>>2293137
My philosophy is the less people who know the less drama when things eventually blow up in my face.
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>>2293136
If they want war....let's just say it will be alot easier for me to find them then for the to find me.
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>>2293140
Do you considered how your friends will perceive your morality before or after telling them?
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>>2293134
Yeah she was all caps spamming me. Her plan was to pin the pregnancy on me then ask me to help her abort I guess. When that failed it came right down to pathetic begging.
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>>2293144
I just told you that I don't tell anyone, you weird fuck. OPSEC.

Your westoid morality doesn't factor into anything, it's simply to keep the peace.
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>>2293149
You don't ever feel bad about it?
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>>2293153
Nope. I'm not a christcuck and I broke my WASP brainwashing long ago.
According to my rules, all Asian pussy on planet earth belongs to me already. If I haven't fucked it yet it's only because I haven't gotten around to it yet.

Now I do believe in treating a woman well, but exclusive ownership over my cock is not something I grant her in that regard.
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>>2293153
Do I feel bad about getting caught? Oh yes, but only because it means I personally fucked up somehow and failed to compartmentalize the Asian pussies on their own playing fields.

I try not to shit where I eat.
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>>2292574
Remember to get tested boys. Chlamydia, gonorrhea, Hep B are a negative. HIV, syphilis, herpes still pending but I've no reason to be concerned.
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Best hotel in Manila for cooming?
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>>2293155
Dead giveaway lmao. If you have actually lived in the Philippines, you would never call them Asians. go back to /gif/ dumb coomer.
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>>2293174
Any near the main large malls
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>>2293065
how does it feel to know that an 18 year old Filipina virgin is far more mature than you are lmao
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>>2293249
How does it feel to be a virgin?
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>>2293251
Pretty weird since I've had sex already.
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>>2292876
sure why not, that part of town is okay ish, I would stay to Makati/BGC but of course it's more expensive.
>>2292950
I've read that an historical building was damaged in Vigan, sad.
>>2293036
why use plan b, just get her a IUD, safer free (in Likhaan clinics) and no medicine so you won't give big pharma more money.
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>>2293065
was she naked while they yelled at her?
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I was just in Vigan a month ago, nice town...brutal drive. Spent most of the time looping around tricycle drivers.

Zero mongering up there...all very innocent, and the 'cool part' of Vigan is very small

Some of the earthquake photos are here https://www.aljazeera.
com/gallery/2022/7/27/photos-powerful-earthquake-strikes-philippines

Warning that the meme flu is going through a MASSIVE spike here. I just tested Covid positive, which sucks, as I have only a few days left here, and literally 7 women are queued up, who want to fuck.

Bring whatever meds you would use if you were covid positive with you. You won't be able to get them here

This may also seriously impact my ability to get on the plane...oh well
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>>2293268
We can only hope so. You pipeliners are such fucking losers. I hope you all get humiliated and scolded by filipina girls and babytrapped too. You deserve it. Omg tinder yaaaas. Huhuhuhuhuhuh.
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>>2293285
Is this same salty fag in every single sea thread?
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>>2293286
Nah I'm the based poster the salty one tries to neg constantly. I have come here to warn you of the err in your ways. You are pathetic. Just try a ladyboy once instead and huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhh. Disgusting privileged bigots. You disgust me. I'm going to bait you on FilipinaFriendly and fuck you up. Get covid ya vaxxtard.
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>>2293298
This but unironically.
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>>2293289
>heard
Quit bragging that you suck cock and lick dudes asshole you pathetic creep
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>>2293298
>>2293301
sirs? brazil has big bunda creampie? sir tell me story of u creampie big bunda no condom sir we good friend u and i, we go together sir sirr???
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>>2293320
The fuck are you saying you dumbass incel
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This is always my favorite general thread on /trv/

I love hearing about horny brown girls lay out the red carpet and bow to white colonizers

I can’t wait to come visit and cream pie a shit ton of girls in heat to produce white babies
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>>2293397
Oh go fuck yourself.

Is your pee pee so small you want to talk big anonymously? Oh keep sucking ladyboy dick and maybe yours will grow up to be the size of an adult man one day

You are such a loser dipshit words fail me
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>>2293397
>>2293399

Just because it's the source of a million memes doesn't mean it isn't real.
It's just vastly overhyped for most people's age groups, as the fatality rate is super low.
Everyone here wears masks, and Covid passes right through the masks.
So yes it's the stuff of memes.

So while no-one agrees on everything, 99.99% agree the writer of >>2293397 is a moron
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>>2293174
Best western malate. Keep in mind mongering bars in Manila have been completely nuked off the map.
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>>2293422
Doesn't exist. Fake hotel name. That some sort of code?
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>>2293174
I was in Manila a month ago. I stayed at Makati Palace Hotel and JMM Grand Suites. Makati seemed pretty normal when I was there. Lots of freelancers on the street and many gogos were open. I went to a Dimples Bar and a few others, bar fine 4k. JMM was was within walking distance of LA Cafe and also Robinsons Mall. I would definitely stay in JMM as it's more central. LA Cafe short time anywhere from 1-4k, depends on time and the girl. Later at night prices go down.
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>>2293510
>>2293422

I was intent on using online services since I'm traveling alone and my Tagalog isn't that great. The TER reviews for these services confirmed their pictures to be true and they look really good, do they bar girls and walkers hold a candle against them?
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>>2293541
They ID the girls to cover their own backs, that's it. No one gives a shit. Just be pleasant about the whole ordeal and it will all be fine.
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>>2293541
You are buying diseased whores online for safety?
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>>2292674
this nigga recreating blighttown
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How can flips be so nice yet so self hating at the same time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Csv_To90Ss
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>>2293583
because many of them are genetic trash
its only logical for them to hate what they are compared to other races
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>>2293583
Filipinos are pajeet tier. Even nogs are higher than them as far as attractiveness. Nobody fantasies over some dirty brown small pinoy boy.

Their only saving grace is the Spanish blood that runs in them. They have some level of humanity so they won't go full *diversity* and start killing and stealing en masse, but they also have the Asian Subservience that makes them easy to be around.
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>>2293249
This. Cubanobro is a total dipshit wtf is wrong with people and where did you get that insane flip?!
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>>2293631
I keep forgetting how easy it can be to get a girl pregnant. This thread is a great reminder. Maybe I should stick to older milfs lol. I'm honestly hoping that the fact that I'm black means no more flips will be cool will me popping a bun in their oven. Fuck that shit
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>>2293205
tf? have you ever been there yourself?
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>>2293159
Urrr durr what a tough douche you are. You must go around calling yourself the Asianator or something retarded like that
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>>2293298
I've been. I won't be back. Here are my reasons.
1. Women refuse to have sex without a condom.
End list.
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>>2293397
'Diseased whore' spammer is now back onto his 'plague rat' catchphrase. Seriously you're like a bot or something aren't you.
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>>2293647
nah I'm not tough or a douche at all irl, I'm a nice, skinny, creative guy who also happens to be extremely horny and has developed a life goal of impregnating as many asian women as possible before he dies

to reach my goal I had to make some necessary changes to how I think about problems, situations, and limitations. that's all

you just cannot handle absolute candor, it makes your itty bitty niggercattle brain shut down till the only thing you can do is make the equivalent of squeaks of rage
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>>2293690
Based we need more hapas they are qt

>pic related, hapa production facility
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>>2293861
>that hip to waist ratio
lord help me
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>>2293673
Literally not my experience at all but ok, you missed out.
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>>2293877
well thats too bad, I spent a week in sao paulo and rio
the working girls wouldn't hear it
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>>2293880
Hey share the deets on mongering in Brazil. Where are the spots to be at in each respective city?
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>>2292574
Thinking about replicating a (legit) vax card, will I get caught if I try to use it to go to Philippines
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>>2293916
Very feasible. They check only your name and your other ID, if anything at all. Nowhere except for at the airport in my home country before departure did my QR code ever get scanned.
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>>2292674
Dam dude u b like GANGIS CON
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>>2293916
Help a wigga out. What do legit vacks cards even look like nowadays, is there a guide somewhere
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>>2293594
It's not about genetics, South Korea is homogenous and more inbred than Flips who are more genetically diverse, but Koreans are just proud of themselves, simple as.
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>>2293594

Its' not about genetics, Koreans are genetically inbred and isolated compared to Filipinos, but due to their pride and confidence in themselves they are perceived as more attractive.

Pic is a comparison of the average Korean's genetics to an average Filipino's.

In truth its' all perception. That's why Korea with its' Hallyu and K-Wave cultural machinery pulls above its' weight compared to that of the Philippines which underperforms.
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>>2293865
You can't get that in Vietnam, still most anons here think Vietnamese girls are much prettier compared to Pinays!?
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>>2293916
>had meme flu
>have my own antibodies
>still for a third world country I have to get not one not two but three shots
>mfw
I might try my luck this winter fuck it, also blessed image anon.
>>2293927
based, when did you fly? are from the EU?
>>2293949
check the archives and you'll find out, if you are from the US anons told it's pretty easy.
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>>2293861
great body, where did you find her?
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>>2294197
At a bar, she said she had only been there a year so she's guaranteed to be clean
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Ortigas anon here. One of you faggots must have recently arrived because we just recorded our first case of monkeypox.
I spent an evening at SM Mall EDSA. Went to the premier of Maid in Malacanang today. Absolute kinography. Modern Flip history is fairly interesting during the Marcos era. Imagine being alive in Manila then.
>>2293861
>>2294066
>>2294203
His picrel isn’t a Filipino bar girl, idiots. He got the pic from online because he’s a larper. if you’ve been here, you can immediately tell the low quality coomer larps. Pinays irl are brown and eat pancit made from refined corn starch, much less nutritional value than wheat or rice. They do not have “surprisingly good bodies” or nice asses unless they’re wealthy enough to afford to go to a gym. If the woman isn’t tabachoy she’s skinny-fat due to poor nutrition. This is why you go for middle class+ girls, and you need more money than $1000 a month (rofl) in Manila unless you plan on slumming it like the average pinoy. You people don’t understand that the income disparity is extremely high in this city, and the nice areas and wealthy people are beautiful, but the rest of it is a dump.
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>>2294332
wow.
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>>2292574
Has anyone here ever found a source for a vaccine that has zero side effects (wink wink). I’ll go anywhere in the world to get such a vaccine signed-off on. I have to have the vaccine for a job. Local places only give the vaccine in such a way that it has side effects. Wink.

Any vaccine work around safe greatly appreciated. I had a medical exemption signed and ready to go, but they said they don’t accept medical exemptions.
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>>2294332
kek nice catching that larping faggot
I knew from the background of the photo he was larping, he took his bar hooker hiking or someshit? fucking kek and these incel losers instantly believe him and are like WOW I WANT TO GO THERE TOO BASED
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How easy is it to get from place to place in Manila? Are taxis abundant?
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>>2294548
Use Grab, which is their version of Uber.
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>>2294558

Damn, never heard of that. Very cool thanks.
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>>2294519
lol yeah my bullshit detector was going off but I couldn't pin down why
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>>2294203
>At a bar, she said she had only been there a year so she's guaranteed to be clean

knew this was bullshit lmao. It's insane how much dick a bar girl can take in just a year.
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Cubabro again

This bitches family threatened to not let me see the kid....so I told them I won't sign the birth certificate and the barangay tanod can sign it....I'll pull up on them with a bodyguard and give the child gifts and support, but they won't get a peso of cash.

This bitches older sister married a 400 pound German boomer, and she as soon as she got to germany she's hopping on other dicks....her 9 year old son told me this by accident, and I confronted the girl about it....she showed me agroup text with all them hee hee and haw hawing about it. They thinks it'd funny.

I thought the older whore would identify with me, but she just made it all out to be my fault...my last message to the older sister

"That's why your beautiful young sister is a single mom.

Wanna hide behind your language?

I didn't need to know bisaya to assault her intestines. Translate that to bisaya loool you are a joke"
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>>2294685
flips and cubans are both subhumans
no one cares about your retarded life
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>>2294687
Either a German cuck or small dicked filipino
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>>2294711
Dude only an incel loser would brag about buying diseased whores
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>>2294685
you're an idiot bro, that kid isn't yours
walk away
the whole family is a bunch of scammers who exploit foreigners, don't put up with it
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What's the worst experiences you've had with filipinas? I've had girls saying I cum to fast (pretty normal if you're on a dry spell) and that I've got a small dick (it's 6 inches), some cunts even try to make me feel like I'm short even though I'm 6'1.

Whatever though, there's always tons of eager qts, but some of the stacies here are spiritually American girls.
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>>2294860

Women are retards generally.
Filipinas are retards specifically.

If you whip out a 5 inch dick and tell them it's the biggest they've ever seen, they will believe you.

You came fast: "good job woman, you did well

Your dick is small: "My dick's job is to please me, not you dumb whore."

You're the prize here white boy. They are everywhere.
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>>2294862
Incels aren't the prize anywhere coomer
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>>2294862
You'll only get the attitudes and expectations I listed from sluts that frequent bars and have already been through dozens of white guys. Even in Manila and Cebu you can find many, many girls who are less demanding and cunty, but I'm thinking if I flew half way around the world, I might as well just take a ferry to some town/city a little out the way where foriegners seldom go. Although the downside is they're maybe more prudish, even in Davao which is pretty big, I got girls wanting to get to know each other before smashing which I didn't in Cebu, and I have a decent sample size.
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>>2293498
>Doesn't exist
Lmao, it's the most popular mongers hotel in all of manila you stupid faggot
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>>2294332
The larpers are sadly ruining every thread on the board. I don't understand what the point is. Must be pretty fucking lonely to larp as a sex tourist of all things. You are right though, anyone that's been there can spot their lies a mile away.
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>>2295237
I tried to search for this too, but the closest thing that came up was Best Western La Corona in Manila. Same thing?
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The taxi driver scammed me again.
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>>2295426
Teach him how to deep throat a 9mm. They probably don't like that and will definitely listen to you. Worked for me in minecraft
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>>2295426
Next time talk loudly into your phone about getting your Asawa to contact the LTO and take a photo of his details on the sign in the cab. He will use the meter. After duterte got in he put the fear of God into the cab drivers, they still try but nothing like before.
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Filipino IQ has dropped from 86 to 81. Eighty fucking one. Almost half the country is literally mentally deficient.

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/average-iq-by-country
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>>2296002
The government should pay whites $100 for every impregnated flip girl
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>>2296014
You would still be a loser incel
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>>2296014
They would lose iq letting you in the country
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Cubabro here.

I've decided to do the dash on their muthafuckin ass after being advised by a lawyer that the child may not be mines....basically 50/50

"If it looks like obviosuly Filipino then laugh in their face.....if it's looks obviously foreign then you can give them what you feel is appropriate, don't sign any paperwork "
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>>2296157
10k a month to the mother. You don't need to wait until the baby is born to do a DNA test. 95 percent of these whores cheat and lie about it because Tonto the trike driver isn't sticking around or paying to raise a baby so they look to stick a foreigner with that.
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>>2292794
How recent does my booster have to be? I got it in mid-February, which is almost six months ago.
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>>2296165
10K what, pesos?

>>2293949
https://www.google.com/search?q=cdc+vaccination+card&tbm=isch
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>>2293285
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>>2296157
That's the most unprofessional advice I would've imagined. Yuck. I hope you didn't pay him over $10USD.
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>>2296002
Interesting, Vietnam is well above that but they're poorer, if you've ever been in Vietnam or dated Vietnamese girls you'll notice many are quite smart. Heavy Chinese admixture I guess.
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>>2296174
I think that as long as you got the third one you are good to go
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>>2296183
I paid him a bottle of red horse. It was the the group of tricycle drivers in front of my apartment complex.....they said they studied law....sounded legit. The one dude was like "sur I have 5 kids by 5 mother, I just give them rice".

Gotta think like a pinoy not a German cuck.
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I believe the iq statistics. Flips already had trouble with criticism thinking. Device addiction would easily kill 9 more iq points.
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>>2296183
Pare I can just picture you now.....limp wristed conyo mama's boy with some Sperrys and tight jeans sitting in a Starbucks in ayala seething on 4chan .....you see me walk in with a fine lil bitch and you seethe some more because unlike you, I never inherited anything from my parentsyet I can still come to your place like a goddamn pirate from the Caribbean and "steal the booty"
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>>2294685
>This bitches older sister married a 400 pound German boomer, and she as soon as she got to germany she's hopping on other dicks....
Perfect example why you need to check her friends and relatives BEFORE committing to her
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>>2296193
Many are also totally dumb, I've met Vietnamese girls who were studying English in university and still struggled to have a basic conversation in English
They work and study much harder than in other SEA countries, that's why they do better in those tests
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anyone ever rent a car in a small city/provinces?
there's no car rental biz there, but I'm thinking of posting an ad on facebook "looking for car to rent for two months"
anything I should be aware of or watch out for?
and how can I get insurance in ph?
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>>2296690
I suggest you to watch some Filipina Pea videos on the subject.
TLDW are install a dashcam (no matter what if you have an accident it would be your fault because you are a foreigner) and don't drive in the Philippines, just trike around it's cheap and you help those poor fuckers.
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>anon I want you to meet my sister
Why?
>she's beautiful
Okay, but I'm dating you not her
>she want meet you
I don't care, why would I want to hang out with your sister?
>she's still student not meet foreigner before
Okay why me? I'm your boyfriend
>she's so beautiful though why won't you meet her?
Fuckit fine whatever we can meet, jesus

(Fast forward 1 week)

>anon do you like my sister more than me? I don't like how you talk to her
We met once. You were there. She's 15.
>you like her more than me I can tell, I see how you are now
What are you talking about we said four words to each other then she left.
>you chatting her your phone I know, you hate me now don't you
Stop working yourself up over nothing, I don't have your sister number. It was YOUR idea for us to meet anyways, remember?
>she want your baby, you go give to her forget me now huhuhuhu
What???
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>>2296728


TYPICAL SHIT
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>>2296536
> I can still come to your place like a goddamn pirate from the Caribbean and "steal the booty"
You must be handsome

>>2296377
I lost my father as a child due to heart disease. It pains me spiritually, even still. Get a dna test if you can, if not, keep trying to
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>>2296794
Haha is that what your whore mom told you after daddy left town?
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An anon told me that City Golden GRAND Makati was the hotel to be if I wanted to coom, but I was looking around and saw that P Burgos Street isn't that good anymore, and that Malate is the place to be. Is there a good place to stay near Malate? Cause City Golden GRAND is fucking far away from everything that isn't P Burgos Street or Century City Mall.
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>>2296728
Why do all filipinas type like this? Could have been my gf.

It's cute though.
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>>2296805
I saw his dead corpus and smelled the formaldehyde at the funeral
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Ok, so hard is it really to travel to the Philippines if you're triple vaxxed now? I've been the victim of monke bureaucracy before and am rather cautious.
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>>2293127
What’s the rules of engagement if you just so happen to legitimately bleach and breed a filipina womb? It’s hard to imagine much recourse from doing so given the circumstances. I know the Philippines is a Christian/Catholic country so I imagine abortion isn’t too popular right?
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>>2296853
You get in easy.
I am in the Philippines now and its a lot more expensive than I thought.Also how can you make friends?
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>>2296853
You literally only show your QR code at first airport check in. Then literally no one ever checks it and if they do they'll never scan it with a device.
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>>2297123
The USA recently signed a child support bill with PH saying that any PH court order to pay child support will be respected in the USA. How often it will come up or be enforced? No clue, as only the future can tell.
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>>2297222
So at first airport check in they will look at it but not scan it?
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Ugh, never try and lock a girl down in a relationship for pussy here. I was dating this hot chick who was really into bdsm so I decided that we should go out so I wouldn’t have to deal with dating as much. Little did I know, doing such a thing flips a switch in an otherwise normal Filipina’s mind, where you’re now married and you have to spend 24/7 with her or she tards out. She got into a 5 page argument with me because I reacted to a msg of hers with an emoji instead of a sentence. I got the fuck away from that shit, back to the single life smashing new pussy every week, woe is me ;_;
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>>2296712
>Filipina Pea
Most annoying vlogger ever. I don't know why anyone watches her.
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>>2296661
>I've met Vietnamese girls who were studying English in university and still struggled to have a basic conversation in English
In fairness, you probably struggle to have basic conversations in Vietnamese.
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>>2297261
Quit bragging that you are stupid
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>>2296817
Malate is the place to be. Burgois street is full of lazy prostitutes that fuck obese Americans for 5 minutes for 8,000. The girls in Malate are used to asian tourists, so if you are white and represent, youll blow their mind. Lots of ktv whores in town and there are beautiful pick up girls at La Cafe. Try Victoria de Manila, red doorz, or bay area suites. All three of them are nice enough. If you don’t trust the whore, take her to the overnight hotel south of malate called hotel sogo, for 1,000 you get a clean soundproof room with porn and a shower.

Just throwing this out here on the off chance, if any of you anons are here in Malate, feel free to say hi. We can grab a beer and shoot the shit. Just look for a pasty, young, tall white guy with long hair. Theres only one guy matching that description who actually lives here, and I’m friendly. If anyone else has more questions about Malate I’m happy to answer.
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>>2297262
That's because I didn't study Vietnamese for several years in a school + a couple of years at the university as my major

If someone is doing that then at least they should hold a normal conversation with ease
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>>2297282
>t. expert in diseased whores who feels the need to recruit others to ruin their lives
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>>2297282
I'm not grabbing a beer with any of you fat retarded incel faggots.
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If anyone is near Makati avenue. Hit me up
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>>2297271
>Filipina Pea
>boring presentation
>strong accent
>makes dumb jokes
>kinda ugly, at best a 5/10
>doesn't show her tits
We get it, you're so desperate to hear the sound of a woman's voice that you dial wrong numbers and try to strike up conversations with old ladies.
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>>2297282
>long hair
ew
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also top fucking kek at paying 1000php for a short time room
you fucking retarded bro? you can pay by the hour at sogo
short time rooms should be 250-350 max, 500 if you want something real nice
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Bros i only got 5000php left for 2 weeks. I am gonna die right?
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>>2297302
Cry more you trad virgin loser. Enjoy my sloppy seconds.
>>2297307
I’ll have you know I’m only a retarded faggot, the retardation makes me skinny because I forget to eat
>>2297362
The women here love it. It stands out from the cut short hair that flip men have
>>2297363
Thats the most it costs for overnight. And you’re right, I think the most I ever paid was 750.
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Is there anyway to get around a rebooking fee? I’m at my layover in Manilla now and immigration will let me visit for a few days but to change my flight to a few days later is an additional $450 at the cheapest.
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>>2297211
>>2297222
checked. did they scan your QR or they just check your papers and you are good to go? In poorope we have an app that when you scan the code it tells you only the name and if you are ok (vax or PRC test without actually show if you have the vax and what kind)
>>2297282
nice post
>>2297360
just watch the videos and shut the hell up you stupid troll
>>2297366
it's like 6$/day, good luck with that. Eat street food and sleep on the streets I guess
>>2297374
Airline? booked through OTA or directly from the airline website? If it's from PH Airlines good luck with that, you better just pay than jump through PH bureaucracy hoops
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>>2297381
Does she feed you her pagpag?
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>>2297258
>flips a switch
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>>2295426
Just fucking use Grab like anybody else wtf
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>>2297372
>Enjoy my sloppy seconds.
we dont pay diseased whores for sex because we aren't losers like you
>The women here love it. It stands out from the cut short hair that flip men have
you are paying diseased hookers, they dont care what you look like idiot
>wow this hooker I paid smiled at me!!! wow I am such a chad haha based she loved my gay long hair it isnt cuz I paid her and she is doing her job I am an alpha!
fucking loser
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>>2297620
Why do you hate women so much? Just because they are sex workers doesn't mean they aren't people.

Let go of your hate.
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>>2297620
>this retard flip spergs out and the coomers politely make a dedicated sex tourism thread
>follows them there, shits it up, gets it deleted
>hooker discussion goes back to general travel threads
>starts sperging out about "diseased whores" again

It's so tiresome.
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any updates on entry requirements?
I don't really want to forge shot papers, but I will if they are going to be dumbfucks about it
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>>2297753
You spelled diseased whores wrong, incel
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>>2297764
I dunno if I would recommend it broham to tell you the truth. I'm in the USA; but it seems like you need to upload them to a database in Philippines, and the Airline (I think) to which they'll verify it if it's legitimate or not. I'm all for being a maverick, but I'm not all for getting anons in legal trouble. If you really want to sexpat, Cambodia, Thailand, & Vietnam are all easy as throwing eggs in a barrel.

it would be interesting if we had an anon here who did manage to get into Philippines with forged documents, or something. I'd love to stand corrected.
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>>2297799
Yeah we need help we must fly 27 hours and put on mask for 2 weeks so we can fuck whores that fuck thousands of men we must stick our tiny incel loser cocks in the petri dish of gallons of splooge of other losers only then will we know we have made it to manhood we can then brag about how many whores we bought to other incel losers in the wagie cage
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Walked from makati avenue to SM mall by foot.
Ate steak and rice for 260php.
Went back to hotel for 130php joyride.
Have a girl buy me lunch without having sex with her.

Ergo traveling is the best
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>>2297891
> Walked in a filthy gutter and ate virus ridden dog and rice, payed $20 to catch hepatitis b from a diseased child whore, bragged on an incel forum that I am a loser
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>>2297261

Pea is based and red pilled for a female. But please, let us know more of the exploits of retards like Paul, gio, and mark thornton lol
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>>2297891
Based cheap traveler
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>>2297918
Pea doesn't write the scripts herself. Same with Paul's girlfriend, he writes the script for her. A monkey-brained pinay is not going to understand redpill concepts lmao.

Talk to a pinay about politics, history, or a scientific topic she alleges she's "educated" about. You'll learn about the truth pretty quick
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>>2297810
>>2297896
Found the little boy who can't afford to travel.
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OPEN UP THE FUCKING COUNTRY WITHOUT RETARDED VAX RESTRICTIONS REEEEEEE
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>>2297764
Get vaccinated, travel. Easy as.
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>>2297799
Do you have to quarantine in any of the countries you listed? I'm planning a december trip for a week and I'll stab someone in minecraft if I have to stay in a hotel for 5 days
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>>2297282

I'm the anon you replied to. Alright, you convinced me. The hotels you listed are rentals though? Are there any more you recommend that are near the good shit including food and necessities for daytime?

Also, I'm not really finding any info about the KTV places you are referring to. Where are they?
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>>2297799
I never tried that but imo it's worth the shot, I mean do you seriously believe that in a third world country with tens of thousands people entering and leaving everywhere they actually check if the document you upload is legit or not? I seriously doubt that but I'd love to listen to someone who is actually there how was the customs/border control at the airport.
>>2298217
I saw a video yesterday about a guy who told that he was her ex boyfriend and Pea is a fucking phony, not poor but she grew up in the US. I don't really believe that and I don't care about chismes, her videos are really informative and I like her feet. >>2299110
check kayak restrictions map or ask in the reopening general on /trv/
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>>2299109
I have all travel vaccines. If you are referring to the rushed for-profit covid injections, those are not a vaccine as they do not inoculate against the disease and do not prevent its spread. I won't get it.
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so I was just browsing the PH government tourism page and it says that if you submit your vax cards to One Health Pass flips will give you a qr code, so it's their code that matters not the code from your own country.
Also it says that you are fully vaccinated if you have a booster shot or 2 shots or even one single shot of a vax in the 14 days before entering PH.
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>>2296821
Because 99 percent of the people in these threads are larpers and have never been, the answer to your question is that it's j3j3 speak. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jejemon
It's banned on the Philippines Subreddit, because not only is it done by low educated garbage eating pieces of shit, it's actually incredibly fucking annoying
>Low IQ
>Zoomer
>Free access to Facebook
Perfect recipe for this fucking shit
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Philippines is the only country in SEA that will not allow unvaccinated travelers in. Fucking mind boggling. Lowest IQ people in the world outside of Africa.
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>>2299718
And you are crying because you can't go there. Sad
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>tfw you will never get to go to phillipines and destroy an entire village with your hyper weapon
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>>2299607
So do you have to book a flight before submitting this? If monkey incompetence fucks it up then you wasted 700 euro on a flight?
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>>2299731
>>2299741
You're both projecting, sad incels. I'll gladly go elsewhere, it's just shocking how retarded the country is.
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>>2299718
sad but true, I hope they will open up for winter which is high season because it's dry season. Finger crossed.
>>2299747
yeah you have to book the way out because you can only stay 30 days with tourist visa but if you pay of course you can extend it indefinitely, welcome to the Philippines.
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>>2292794
what's to keep an American from faking their vaccination status? There's no actual tracking system in place in the US, all one needs is to forge a signature on a card. Non-answers will be treated as seething, I'm asking in all seriousness what can actually stop someone with a faked vaccination card from entering into the Philippines
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>>2299815
Nothing will stop that. I plan on doing it myself when I leave Thailand.
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>>2299562

Can you link to that video about pea? All the vloggers are phony to some extent, but I agree with you, she has an informative channel.

Jennifer Teri has the best channel for latest travel updates
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>>2299824
Thanks /trv/ anon. I likely won't be traveling any time soon, and got a lot of traveling done in the 2010's, but it's good to see that draconian attempts to stifle humans freedom to travel have fallen flat
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>>2299806
My country doesn't require a visa, do I still need to book a flight to do the covid pass?

Triple vaxxed already
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>>2299815
Places like CVS, Walmart, Walgreens, etc. all keep records of vaccinations. When you get your card, you send it to government organization database for the Philippines vaccine QR code thing. It seems risky just in order to fuck Filipina girls.
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>>2300009
>all keep records of vaccination
which is protected, since it's a medical record. Stop trying to scare people.
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>>2300010
Not him but a contract I worked earlier this year required a "second proof" of vaccination to obtain the job, namely proof of where you got the vaccine. I was double-jabbed at a CVS last year and so this time I went back to a different CVS shop, not even knowing if this would work or not, and asked the pharmacist if she could pull up my vaccine shots last year in a CVS database of some sort and print it out, and she said she in fact could. She printed out my dates, shot brand, CVS location, pharmacist name, etc for both shots. Its not common that places require secondary proof of vaccination, but just know it is an occasional thing and can happen. I know also the island of Guam required secondary proof of vaccination to enter for a while, either through the printed paperwork described above or copies of old emails from the pharmacy confirming online reservation dates for the first two jabs if you made them.
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It's strange to me that everyone is just totally okay with private medical records being given up on demand to low iq authoritarian trash.

They aren't my doctor, they don't need my records, they shouldn't ask for then and there should be legal consequences for demanding them.

This whole fiasco has been used by thr very worst sorts to snatch and grab any measure of power and influence and legitimacy possible. It's a desperate race to be seen as relevant and important and part of the solution. Frankly it's sickening and damaging to discover just how much of the world are cattle willing to be treated this way, and how many more are aggressive and abusive about it.

Thirties especially seem quite interested in putting on the farce as long as possible, as they have literally nothing going on for them besides being a dancing monkey for globohomo.
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/watch?v=5MaRXY7NNSk&t=2122
it's this mutt who clames to be a Pea ex.
also very interested if someone can post great YT channel that dig deeper into Philippines culture and tourism.
I'm watching a girl called Rubeauti and it's ok, also Gio in the PH. There's a lot of boomer vloggers and I think they are ironically cool with their trophy wifes and shit, I find them less sexpat-mentality than the ones living in Thailand.
I'll check the channel you posted though.
>>2299890
see pic related. Imo yes you'd need the return flight because you can stay only 30 days with tourism visa and they want a proof of your intention to leave the country. They really tell you one thing and the opposite of that.
For example on PH airlines site they tell you "no vax no entry", if you had 3 shots no test and you can entry but if you had 1 or 2 shots you have to take a test and you can enter, on my country international tourism site they tell you that you can travel to PH even if you are unvaxxed but you have to do a 5+9 days quarantine. It's really a shitshow, my best pick would be to phone or email the PH embassy in your country, meanwhile I'll continue to dig deeper in these retarded rules and keep posting on /trv/, I fucking want to go to PH this winter and unless there will be a typhoon or COVID 2 electric boogaloo nobody will stop me.
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>>2292674
D...daddy?
No wonder filipinos like ugly bastards so much
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>>2300018
So you mean I can use inspect element to bullshit the second proof as well? Thanks for the heads-up
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So many pussys going un-creampied, it's a shame
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>>2300031
I agree wholeheartedly, but keep in mind that >>2299815
>>2300010
>>2300092
all still apply. Fuck any unjust system, deal with them in kind
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>year or our lord 2000+10+5+3+2+2
>countries still caring about the goyshot
That's just fucking pathetic.
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>>2300077

Rubeauti is like a poor mans pea. She’s trying hard but very amateurish. Gio is a lying scumbag from the reekay Velez school of vloggers, who abandoned his three young kids in the US. Hasn’t seen them in six years now. His schizo dating life has been pretty amusing though. I can’t think of one expat channel that’s a must watch, and I’ve seen a lot. They all get boring after a while. I used to find Andy Omar’s channel the funniest (link below) but he quit making vids after fat tim k confronted him at the VA lmao.

https://youtu.be/neNn90WOD-A
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>>2299135
By rentals, do you mean condos? Most hotels do part lease part hotel. Theres also a place called airbedz nearby that has decent daily rates. As for food and necessities, everywhere in Malate is within walking distance of the robinsons mall which has literally everything you could ask for. Grocery, hardware store, restos.

Many KTV places closed during covid, but are now reopened or owned by different people so they arent updated on google maps. I circled the center of Korea town in Malate. There are tons of kbbq, ktv, strip clubs, poker rooms, and other activities all around this fountain square. Its all pretty active, and safe at night due to high foot traffic.
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>>2300188
Malate was on its last leg and was about to die completely in 2019. Are you suggesting that somehow post covid it has become a decent hub for red light activities since p burgos shit the bed and edsa was closed?

Seriously it was really bad and on its last gasp only a few years ago.
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I mean I guess I could see it if the economy was destroyed and girls need to pay their bills. I just find it extremely hard to believe based off the state of decay and depression of Malate region when I was there last time.

There were still a few ktvs but they were mostly garbage and 100% Korean style. I didn't see any strip clubs. At least not anything resembling a gogo or usa style club.

There were a few big Korean 'show bars' like Titan where some chicks went topless, but you could almost never take a woman out of those joints unless you were willing to drop 10k php for a couple hours, which is a ridiculous price to pay for average Filipina pussy.

The most fun I ever had in malate was with freelancers which were ubiquitous, but they were pretty rough and scams of all types were common. These were desperate slum girls with nothing to lose. Robinsons freelancers were mostly fat and spoiled since all they do all day long is sit around in the mall and suck down sugar water and rice.

Just overall a very lame experience. Also started really sucking when the touts began recognizing me and would literally wait for me to come out of my apartment in the afternoon to offer me anything you could imagine. The last thing you want when being a degen is any type of celebrity status or notoriety.
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>>2300215
Your need to brag about fucking diseased whores exceeds your need to fuck diseased whores
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>>2300215
>freelancers
Just say street whores, retard.
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when the yello monke opens up fully?
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Guys over 6ft, have you noticed that the more petite girls (sub 5ft) give birth prematurely? I found some stuff written about this online, some doctors are aware of it, not very mainstream though.
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all right folks I watched this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tVPbDD0AWE
(thanks to anon who recommended this channel)
for unvaxxed guys:
if you are filipino OFW you can enter if you are unvaxd but you have to take a test (has to be negative) before flying, do a 5 days quarantine and take a test on the 5th day then again 6 days quarantine.
if you are foreigner no vax no entry BUT the girl said that they make some people enter at Cebu airport but honesty I wouldn't trust that.

To the anon who asked if you have to show proof that you booked the return ticket when entering the country yes you have because you have a 30 days visa free period in the PH.
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>>2300271
>>2300246
this is getting embarrassing for you
pick another hobby besides worrying about where other men stick their dicks
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>>2300371
Will those fake ongoing tickets you can buy online work? Do you need to book your flight BEFORE you get verified by the goypass? Because if they fuck up that pass that's a lot of money down the toilet.
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>>2300375
>Will those fake ongoing tickets you can buy online work?
yeah they work
nobody verifies anything in the Philippines, they just make sure you have a piece of paper that looks like the right thing and pass you along
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>>2300304
I'm 6' even and both the Filipinas I got pregnant gave birth a couple weeks early. Don't know if it means anything, but the kids were perfectly healthy and both women gave birth naturally instead of getting the recommended c-section since they didn't want the scar (flip doctors recommend it to scam money from philhealth, I suspect).

The women were both tiny Samar ladies. Maybe 4' 10" 85lbs. Looked ridiculous when they were 8 months pregnant.
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>>2300206
>>2300215
Just going off of what I see on the ground here. Your milage may vary. Doesn’t really seem all that bad. Decent numbers of young people (locals ofc) going about their business etc… Yeah theres a bit of hounding when they see that you’re white, but nothing to the degree that you’re saying. I keep a clean profile though, so I imagine that if you live here a long time and dump lots of money into certain venues they would begin to take notice. I think thats beyond the scope of your average tourist though.
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>>2300215
>>2300188

Thanks for the advice. Would it be a good idea to spend a few days in Malate and then go to Angeles and get some there too? Or would that be too much?
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>>2300391
They are really different breeds of places. Malate is a huge dump and has 'big city' problems like homeless laying on the street, lots of garbage, pollution. It's a weird area with upscale venues and casinos that are right next door to extreme poverty and literal, actual third world tin-shack slum sprawl. It's also all spread the fuck out since so many places close and open randomly, there is no centralized complex or strip, really.

Spend a couple or three days max. If you decide it sucks you can always leave for AC early, and AC is a guaranteed good time .
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>>2300402

Shit man now I'm wondering if I should just stay in AC the whole time, but I guess I'll experience a bit of Manila. Thanks man you've been really helpful.
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>>2300378
Would they give birth to strong sons? I'm currently with a sub 95lb-er and I fear of my son's being weak twigs
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I understand most people in this thread are LARPing but how the fuck is everyone here so cool with being a deadbeat dad? Don’t be a fucking degenerate and don’t knock up women you don’t intend to be with.
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>>2300625
Their children are half-Filipino, so they've already paid the price for their actions.
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>>2300645
lmao this little nigga is full on fixated on other dudes cocks
yo bro no matter how much you neg other men, they aren't going to fuck you
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>>2300463
Manila is a shithole but its worth checking out. There are certain aspects of it being a shithole that are advantageous, such as potentially very cheap pussy and a sort of great deal of anonymity in a city setting. The online dating scene is also drawing from a pool of about 1 million women age 18-28, as opposed to the pool of about ~5,000-10,000 in Angeles

just a much larger variety, and you can find whatever you are looking for amenities and entertainment wise

also, high speed internet SHOULD be available in malate by now, but getting fiber in 2018 and 19 was impossible depending on the building
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>>2300631
>>2300645
Kek
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>>2300709
>very cheap pussy

Incel losers flying half way around the world and have to simp and settle for very cheap pussy, i.e. fat, old, ugly, stinky, extra diseased whores . Let this be a lesson , don't be a coomer
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>>2300732
holy shit this gay lil bitch is still complaining about where other men put their dicks
bruh they aint never going to fuck your hole no matter how much you complain
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>>2300645
My hapa kids will be chads and stacies in Asia, your kids will be fucktoys for niggers or groomed by fags and put on HRT
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>>2300978
You are an incel and cannot breed
Not even a pinay wants your seed
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>>2300986
oh my god this lil nigga still going on about other men's cocks
holy shit! this homolust is off the charts
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Is PH good for finding a qt TradCath gf/wife or only for casual dating/whooers?
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>>2301034
I'd imagine so, there's a ton of retired military white guys around here (live by a big base and they like staying so they can shop on base) with flip wives.
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>>2301034
its good for both of those things, you just need to be in the correct setting for what you are looking for
you have to intercept a trad QT before she makes it to manila and get embroiled with nightlife
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>>2300978
>Actually believing this
Anon...your children are likely to be the complete opposite of chads. Maybe they'll be sucking my dick in 20 years once I become a fat, bald old fogey who can only get laid by paying. I'll be cumming in your daughters bumhole for 10 bucks a pop. Nothing personel kid.
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Cubabro back at again

Last Friday, I got a message on tinder from some girl I had been communicating with back and forth. From our previous messages, I wasn't expecting much since they were mostly 1 word replies. She told me she would be at sm seaside at 1pm....and I used to oppurtunity to knock out some errands and meet her..

Of course she Filipino timed, and didn't show up till 2:30. Meet her at the skating rink on the top floor. Acne faced 21 year old college student with glasses, and I couldn't tell what the body looked like cause she was dressed like a tomboy. Either way, we started chatting, and she had probably the funnest, bubbliest personality of any girl I've met in the Philippines. She asked me if I wanted to party later , and I said sure. It will still only 3pm, so we headed back to my condo. Got there and the guard just gave me a look and shook his head. We chilled out and listened to some music. She immediately grabbed the remote and started playing bad bunny,twerking, and generally being a goof. We made out a bit, but she told me she was a virgin and was waiting for marriage.....okay whatever. Evening comes and we head out to It park. Have a few drinks at the social, and then we head over to icon with her sister. This girl has energy for days, dancing all over the place, twerking on me, dancing with the tomboys, dancing with the Japanese weapons, dancing with Mohammed.....she was a show lol. She was originally supposed to go back to her dorm, but she asked if she could stay with me......of course I agreed. We get back at 3 am, I shower, she showers, and I give her one of my.t shirts to use as a dress. She lays down next to me and of course I'm trying to fuck, but her resistance is to strong. I can't rape her. Eventually she takes off the t shirt to reveal probably the healthiest body I've seen yet on a filipina.....c cup tits, perfect bubble butt.....just amazing.
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>>2301277
>but her resistance is to strong. I can't rape her. Eventually she takes off the t shirt to reveal probably the healthiest body
Pinay sisters, not like this!!
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>>2301277
I had to jerk myself off while sucking her tits, and I was still 1 of the best nuts of my life. Fell straight asleep and woke up to her on my chest. She got up and immediately started cleaning my house...sweeping, mopping, did the dishes.....all while I was still laying in bed. We went to the grocery, and brought some food. She cooked me a fat pot of chicken afritada and we chilled all day listening to music and watching Netflix as it poured rain. Finally the rained stopped, we jumped in the pool, and finished the night off with a couple of Tanduay ice's. Tried to fuck again, but resistance was still strong....got a light pussy rub and she kissed (literally just a kiss) my shaft. Woke up Sunday and basically repeated except she let me cum on her face Sunday night. Monday morning, she did all my laundry, wash dry fold and placed color coordinated in my closet, cleaned the cr, cleaned the ref, cleaned my bedroom, cleaned the living room, changed the sheets, cooked me breakfast and then was out by 12 noon....we have plans to meet again....I'm looking forward to it even though we didn't have sex....I generally enjoy her company..
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>>2301294
Since 1521....the battle of mactan still rages in the vaginas of Filipinas all over the island

This was for you uncle magellan
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>>2300645
>loser incels put babies in diseased whores and abandon them
>full blooded pinay prostitutes replaced by their fatherless hapa daughters in twenty years
Am I supposed to be upset about this?
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>>2301294
After she left, I immediately left to go meet a girl I had fucked last week. She was a single mom who I had met on one of the dating sites. Works at one of the big manufacturing plants here on the island Met her at the mall, and withing 5 minutes I invited her to my place to cook me adobo. Shit cook, but absolutely no resistance to sex. Nice body but pussy was looser than than grand canyon. Fucked and she left almost immediately after. An hour later I get a text:

"Thank you, but you just give me for the bike "

(I give em taxi money.....5 dollars or so)

Ohhh....so this one's a hooker. A shy hooker i guess. Whatever. I made a deal with her......told her if she'll introduce me to a pretty friend I'll give her the 30 dollars she asked for. Deal. I meet them at the mall, and sure enough their is a pretty light skinned girl in tow. 19 years old, works at the same place.......I buy jolibee for them and since the new girls place is near mines, I offer to give her a ride. I discreetly slip the first girl her 30 bucks and we part ways, new girl by my side. Get in the car..

"YOU KNOW HOW TO COOK ABODO?"

"yes anon...."

You already know what happened. The first girl texts me as we are fucking:

"If I go there every wednesday how much you can give me. I cook for you .. you can have me too ."

How about 1k lol

AGREED
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>>2301297
You look ugly, no wonder you have to travel to Philippines for sex
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>>2301318
>>2301294
>>2301277
Jesus Christ bro get a hobby. I'm not reading that.
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>>2301323
Na bro I'm a time traveler. Some random Spanish dude from a slum left his home on a boat to go around the world and find his fortune..... landed in the Philippines and all the girls wanted to sleep in his tent, so he stayed.....much to the objection of the local men and upper class, but her never really gave a shit.......500 years later the story repeats
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>>2301297
your legs look like kankles but the whole way up
are you fat as fuck?
also you look like a flip
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>>2301330
>magellan
1st he was Portuguese not Spanish
2nd you are a cuban spic who looks brown as fuck like an indigenous spic
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>>2301373
Yea bro I'm pretty fat not gonna lie......although I'm pretty sure I'll whoop you ass from wall to wall in a fight lol. Listen if you'll see my fat ass with someone you think I dont deserve, the only thing you'll say is SANA ALL and keep it moving
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>>2301385
yes you look fat
no you could not beat me just because you weight 300 pounds fatass.
I dont know what sana all means and I dont give a shit if you fuck ugly flip whores literally anyone on earth can go fly and do that if they make an average wage
I just think it is funny you think you are chad or someshit when fat bald old boomers have been doing that forever
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>>2301385
Go post your blog on internationalsexguide or something
You should have stayed in Cuba btw. As a leaf I go there once a year and there's plenty of gorgeous and very easy women
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>>2301385
Fat retard manlet wearing ill-fitting clothes from goodwill who lives in a $5 a night hostel with other losers brags about fucking diseased whores
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>>2301398
Lol OK bro. You should know a couple of things.

Magellan was indeed Portuguese, but sailed under the Spanish flag, with mostly Spanish sailors. They rushed a beach with like 30 people against 7000 Filipinos, all got killed, came back a few years later with 60 people instead of 30, played every Filipino tribe against each other, and ruled the country for 300 years while every man ran into the fucking bukidon and left the women lol.

Cuba is one of the premier destination for FEMALE sex tourists....mostly from North America and Scandinavia.....white housewives love to go down there and get dick.....and yes they pay for it to just like you stupid leaf men pay for houses in the province in batangas.

I can fuck women in a hostel the same as a 5 star hotel......been doing it a while now...it's my preference.

Writing is my hobby, just like your hobby is seething to people writing on the internet. Don't get so emotional about it. It's for entertainment.....even if it's true hahs
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>>2301277
>dancing with the tomboys, dancing with the Japanese weapons, dancing with Mohammed.
>twerking
what a whore, both of you are dumb fucks who will never be succesful and disciplined
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>>2301398
LMFAO kek
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>>2301405
>I can fuck women in a hostel the same as a 5 star hotel......been doing it a while now...it's my preference.
except you are fucking slum flip whores and trying to brag about it, also you are replying to 3 people not 1, I posted about the Portuguese thing.
Cuba is a sex destination for American males, they often talk about how you can bring some medicine for worms or someshit (I forgot) and fuck any 10/10 you want and just give them that for payment kek
also you still look fat as fuck in that pic look at your the left side of your stomach a huge curve and you apparently think it is cool you have a bottle? lmfao
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>>2301405
>>2301413
same guy also it is not your "preference" when you seem so amazed to be fucking poverty stricken slips that bold old fat boomers have been doing forever, and you literally said you are staying there because of it. you obviously dont get laid much outside of there
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>>2301405
>cumsocks and assorted garbage on the floor, filthy mirrors encrusted with goo, fat hand, sausage fingers, filthy bathroom with exposed bulbs and wires

You live in a favela in Brazil?
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>>2292979
holy fuck bro make her get an abortion, this woman will ruin your life and make you miserable. and join a sex addicts anonymous group. you have no purpose in life.
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>>2301385
>>2301405
>posts his bunk bed hostel
>talks about 5 star hotels
is this nigga serious?
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>>2297282
bro youre so pathetic, even with western and asian women being whores, you still need to pay

your mother is disgusted by the son she raised. white and you still have to pay for sex, kek
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>>2301373
The thing about Filipino people.....they are stuck on a look.....fat nigga fucking hey its in inspiration....my nigga you need to look at this dick and ask those slum hoes (and some rich ones to lol) what they say about it.....you are trying to be something your not.....everyone wants to be white......everyone wants a long nose......you need to be proud of what you are. You're worrying about being somebody instead of being yourself and that's why you got bullied for 500 years......little conyo boy mad because a some spic from the favela is fucking a nice looking girl from the Fililpino favela.....you created these conditions....like it or not, I'm gonna keep on trucking.....don't give a shit. Clean the house and cook me abodo....I can give a fuck about you....makes me happy to see your panties in a bunch actually
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>>2301436
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>>2301405
>>2301385
>>2301437
Dude you look terrible. Not surprised you had to go to the Phils to get laid but can you at least work on yourself?
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>>2301436
I am the person you replied to, I am white and dont really know what the fuck you just said retard
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based and truthpilled
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>>2301445
I can enjoy this on a regular basis while talking like to nigger....can you understand that?
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>>2301405
Don't care about roasties are shills, you aren't even fat

Several girls in Asia told me they like chubby men and that I'm "too thin"
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>>2301415
At least I get laid lol......

Gotta bunch of techbros girls who think their women are loyal.....lining up to go get drunk and get fucked after the disco lol....they allow it though because they believe in openness in a relationship....when I'm not here don't care.....when I'm here I need the house clean and some afritida cooked ......you let your girl go out and get fucked for fun lol......I cut bitches off at the slightest sign of disrespect
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>>2301493
You are trying (and failing)to convince yourself you aren't a loser simping for diseased whores
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>>2301495
I already know your pinoy just by looking at the clock pare.......you should go to getrealphillipines and start a blog.....might be better for you....either that or go suck dick in front of mango, because I know your either bayot or a limp wristed homesexual who thinks their rich because their entire family of 17 managed to pool their finances and fianace a loan for a car......don't joke with me pare
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>>2301476
dude she is ugly as fuck, her hair looks brittle like it is falling out from malnutrition, and ANYONE who makes an average wage can do that, bald fat ugly old boomers have been doing it for ages, and with better looking girls than that kek. what is your point?
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>>2301493
I can also get laid, it is easy, I dont need to go to poverty stricken slums to do it though and I dont need to pay them. You even said the girl asked you for 30 dollars moron, your girls are also fucking other dudes, but like the techbros you believe them when they say they arent
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>>2301495
lmao this nigga still after that white dick
bruh aint nobody going to ram your brown butthole because you shitposting on 4chan
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>>2301405
What tier of poverty do you have to be on to stay in a hostel in the Phils? Hotels are like 15 bucks. Flight from Cuba must've cost you a grand.
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>>2301589
He's a criminal spic. He's just practicing for jail life
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>>2292593
It's true. Unbelievably easy to get away with murder in the province. Squatters get killed all the time and nobody cares.
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what is the right price for a flight EU/PH in November? prices skyrocketed from 900€ to 1400€ wtf. I was looking at Singapore Airlines, maybe it's too pricey? Is Turkish Airlines ok?
I don't want to flight with Arabs companies like Qatar or Ethiad and possibly avoid Boeing planes. SA flies with Airbus.
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>>2301437
C'mon cuba mestizobro. You're posting a sloppy selfie in the Fairmont Makati lobby public washrooms, a hotel that you cannot afford to stay at, with an iPhone 6. At least you have confidence; just stop shitting up the thread with your we wuz kanging for spics.
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>>2301385
Imagine the smell
>sweaty humid dorito fingers and blanket fart

Poor pinays, how on earth do they survive.. this??
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>>2301385
Jesus christ if this is the people posting about sex tourism, fuck that shit I am staying a virgin. FUCKING HELL THAT IS DISGUSTING
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Just fucked some Half Pinay Chinese girl.
Wettest and most tightest pussy ever.
She rode my cock like a madman. Just felt bad that I prematurely ejaculated after 3min
Oh well it is what it is.
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>>2302067
It happens bro....theirs always a next time. Maybe jerk off before next time to you clear the pipes....

Anyways, I got a date at 4 with this chubby 20 year old. FAT ASS I'm talking like black girl rap video type of ass. Haven't had one of those in a whileeee. Wish me luck bros.
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>>2302138
>fat at 20
she'll be a drama queen, promise
only mentally ill flips get overweight that young
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Cubanon why do you dress like a slob? How hard is it to get a decent outfit and wear proper no-show socks with your sneakers?

You look like trailer trash from the USA and frankly it's disgusting. Please dress better, unless you are literally copying 1 for 1 the locals in your area in order to blend in.
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Why does everyone talk about Manila?

I've spoke to some Filipina cam whores and they all tell me to go to Davao.

Are they trying to get me robbed or something?

Is Davao not a good place for cooming?
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>>2301437
damn bro.
i wanna go in september.
we should link up, also cuban but american.
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>>2302835
I'm not a Cuban from Cuba, I'm from Hialeah lol. Come bro.....trust me you'll have a good time
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>>2302304
Imagine taking fashion advice from a 4chan user...

No show socks? It's not 2004 sir.

Anyways, you dress for the occasion....if I'm gonna go drink red horse at the sari sari, basketball shorts and a t-shirt will do. If your going to a nice lounge or bar, some Chinos and a button up shirt will suffice......you have to know your surroundings and don't want to give of the vibe of having to much of money

No one has ever said anything about my appearance....quite the contrary actually. In fact most of the other foreigners here dress like straight up slobs themselves.
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>>2292979

Cubans have been sexing the Filipinos ever since the Philippines' rebellion against Spain...

Here are examples...

Captain Vicente Catalán, Admiral of the Philippine Navy, Cuban Filipino.
Lieutenant Gabriel Badelly Méndez,

Soldier in the Philippine Army, Cuban Filipino.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_American_Asian
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>>2303110
Are you high on speeds or something bro? You’re so defensive you sound like a cokehead. Nobody cares 90% of people here are larping. Stop trying to prove yourself so hard, it makes you appear as a low self esteem guy trying to compensate for something…
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>>2303212
Cubabro here, that wasant even me that posted that.


And yes, cocaine ISSS a hell of a drug lol
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Cubabro is a flip larping. Is he scamming /trv/?



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