Give me a rundown on everything I should do when here.
OP here.What should I do as a trans woman (non passing), I wanted to ask.
>>2289743>(non passing) I'm sorry bro you will pass some day
>>2289875lol no he wont
Amsterdamsomethings to do * ndsm noord* house of bols* cheese tasting* distillery diep* canal sup* w lounge (pool and cocktails)* floor 17* A’dam lookout* Dungeon* Royal palace* boom chicago* vondel park* escape room (Questomatica Amsterdam)* gaming (lightening vr, tonton club, vr game park)* pool (club 8)clubs * Rembrandtplein* escape* air* jungle clubmuseums* van gogh* maritime* Moco Museum* Body world markets* Albert Cuypmarkt* Nieuwmarkt (juicy)* Noordermarkt* Waterloopleinfood* febo* apple pie thing winkle 43* oliebollen (Banketbakkerij Lanskroon)* bitterballen* Stroopwaffel* Cookies (Van Stapele Koekmakerij)* Poffertjes* Foodhallenbeer* De Prael* Arendsnest* genever* Brouwerij De Prael* Oedipus Brewing* wilde manshopping* Hooftstraat* 9 Streets (De 9 Straatjes)
>>2289719Take the train to a better city
>>2289719Take the train to Haarlem (15 min ride) from dt-- beautiful little town. Instead of doing anne frank house visit the corie tenboom house in Haarlem. Much more authentic and preserved peice of history of hiding spots if you wanna see that kind of thing. Haarlem is also a really nice little town to walk in.Also go see 'the girl with the pearm earing' if you're into art. Its breathtaking irlAlso when you're walking into Haarlem from the trainstation you will see a little white shop that sells only fries with mayo. They will be the best fries youve ever had.
>>2289719Also based on ur pic I assume u intend to monger. I reccomend checking out the red light dists in the smaller towns. They all have one and will be much cheaper-just less variety.
>>2289898>A'dam lookoutThis is the closest to a "thrill" in Amsterdam, the place is the land of the free but there's not a lot of wild things to do.>>2289922But Amsterdam is the best city in Netherlands, at least from my research. What's a better place?
>>2290068>Amsterdam is the best city in the NetherlandsIt certainly has a distinct charm but I would argue there isn't that much to do there especially post-plandemic.I think a lot of the smaller towns and cities (like Haarlem mentioned above) are definitely worth checking out. Even the hauge is beautiful when the tulips are in bloom. I would also suggest checking out the beach if you go in the summer--there are some fun beach bars on the sand and the dutch coast is pretty unique vs other beaches.All in all, Holland is a pretty laid back place. Good for strolling around winding cobblestone streets, sipping a beer next to the canals etc. Aside from all the bikes there really isn't much 'action'Dutch people are also nice but not warm or friendly. Can be a little dry and boring to converse with them.
>>2289898Wish u were in every thread
>>2289898>museums>doesnt mention RijksmuseumNeger aub
>>2289985Girl with the pearl earring is in the Mauritshuis in the Hague. In Haarlem there is the Teylers museum and Frans Hals museum.
Has anyone here actually been to Amsterdam? Share some stories.
>>2290344i just walked around for 3 days, went to the zoo, the national museum and van gogh museum, also got a blowjob from a greek window girl for 50 eur and i couldnt get hard because she blew me over the condom.
>>2290353They can't give you a bj without a condom? What the fuck
>>2290044>smaller townsNear De Wallen or far from it?
>>2290907Most towns/cities all have at least 1 alley of whores. Never been to that city though. I would say midsized cities have the best cost to quality ratio like Utrecht or something. Main RLD in Amsterdam is more spendy and will have robotic clockwatchers albiet some of the best looking whores around if you pay top dollar.
>>2290928What year did you visit and do they always require condoms for blowjobs?
>>2290934listen i went to one of these whores before.They clockwatch like crazy and the condom is ALWAYS necessary unless you offer them 1 million dollars. Its a complete ripoff and its more of a novelty than you actually getting pleasured
>>2291021You have to bring your own condoms too, right? I wonder if other RLD areas outside the main one has better deals. Maybe condomless blowjobs, I might just go ask around first as awkward as that would be.
>>2291049no, you use their condoms and they put it on for u
>>2291067Do you think if I just asked for outercourse (rubbing my dick on their thighs, ass, maybe titfuck) they'll still require condoms?
>>2289743You will never be a woman, but there are enough degenerates here that will fuck you.
>>2291076Dude pull yourself together before it's too late
>>2289719I love bandeaus bros, I hope they never go out of style
>>2289719Home We have enough tourists
>>2289898Ignore this they are all boring tourist traps
Are the nudist beaches worth going to?
>>2291513> Calls everything a 'tourist trap'> Doesn't list one thing to do in an entire cityGet back in your basement incel.
>>2291708Are there any sex places besides the window girls? Like you can just walk in and buy some prostithots? I can't and don't want to go on the netherlands websites and make appointments and shit
>>2291708>Avoid de wallen and if you go there avoid the blue light ones, its usually a 50 old man in girl lingerie, traumatizing experiencekek I was there recently. One of them actually looked like a younger Post Malone (pic related), but with fake tits. He even had a mustache for some fucking reason. Imagine mutilating your body to simulate the female figure, only to keep the facial hair. What the fuck lmao
A consistent thing I keep reading about is how De Wallen has the best looking window girls even though they try to upsell.
>>2291708Is there anything fun to do in Den Haag?
>>2291732online is good, tinder, eurogirlsescort etc. you can pick race and negotiate>>2291747lmao. sounds like the retard fell for the conchita meme. doesnt realize most bicurious fags want as little man as possible when dabbling>>2291976the advantage of de wallen is that you can see what the girl looks like, no catfishing. though they have an attitude problem and as a Romanian I find it funny how euros and mutts pay netherlands prices for romanian whores. They are 50E per hour in Bucharest and 50E for a single coom in NL.>>2292325Den haag has windows and clubs just like dam. but you would go there mostly to see the sea and the botanics, the place is gorgeous
>>2292339Eurogirlsescort is tempting but I need my privacy. Can't be having that shit in my history
>>2289743you spam evil shit >>2291584
>>2290370Window girls usually won't, ifg they do it's a massive upcharge . Your best bet is just ordering a hooker to a hotel.
>>2289719Go to Excalibur, 4 Heinekens for 10 euro
>>2293082Is there a way to order an escort just cash only? Like real private without getting into my transaction history or whatever
>>2293085Some do some don't. You could also buy a gift card. I could be full of it, but it seems more likely that agencies use credit while indies use cash.
>>2293090Gonna get me some Netherlands gift cards now. These bitches cost a lot tho, maybe I'll see how attractive the window girls are first beforehand
>>2293103You pay for what you get. If you want an enthusiastic dome on blowy a then scuttled out the door by all means. At least with hookers you get the time you pay for regardless of how many times you bust, usually. There are some cunts out there but they or the company will have a reputation to go with how they treat customers.
>>2293105Have you personally done an escort before? Would like to know what that's like in Amsterdam.
I'm going to Europe next week and wanted to go to the Netherlands for a day, in which city should I go? I've heard that Amsterdam is too much of a tourist trap, are the Hague and Rotterdam worth visiting, which one though?
>>2293208>go to the Netherlands for a day>collegeretards.gif
>>2293217I'm going to France with my family, and I'd like to go to the Netherlands for a day since I'm "near". I'm just looking for a nice place to go with them that's not too touristic.
>>2293221rotterdam is nice i hear
>>2293208>>2293221go to Utrecht
Is it okay to invite escorts to any hotel in Amsterdam? Not sure if they're looking out for that stuff since sex tourism is so prevalent there
>>2293842As long as it complies with other hotel policies, sure.>your reservation is a double room for 2 peopleShould be okay>you are allowed to have guests visiting your roomShould also be okay>hotel has a noise policyShould be okay as long as she's not a screamerFor what it's worth, I once booked a Double Room at a 4-star hotel, and the receptionist pre-emptively told me it was okay. I didn't ask about it, but I was already greenlit.>"Okay sir, so it looks like your name is the only one on this reservation, but you did book a double room, so it's still good for two people. If you want, you can invite a friend over and you can have breakfast together in the morning.">finishes the sentence with a very obvious wink
>>2293853Damn I guess I have to get a double room then just to be safe, and Amsterdam is already pricey.
>>2293864Honestly, I don't think it's really gonna be that troublesome. Having guests even in a single room should be fine as long as they're not staying overnight. It's not that unreasonable or unrealistic for a hotel guest to expect a visitor.Another matter would be the elevator. If the elevator has unrestricted access (ie. anyone can use it, and you don't need a keycard to activate it), then she can just walk into the hotel, go straight for the elevator, and the hotel staff won't know where she's going.
>>2293870The locals at De Wallen should be aware of all the sex shit going on with tourists. And with all the drugs and stuff there should be a lot of wary eyes in that place. That's why I'm being cautious. But yeah I'll find a way. It'll be awkward if I do have to book a two person room and she has to sign her name (I don't know how the fuck hotels work)
>>2289875Yeah, he'll pass alright. Pass on living.
Is Eurogirlsescort the best place to get one? Other netherlands sites are hard to navigate because they're not in English.
>>2293208I think Amsterdam may be the best choice if you just want to have fun.
>>2289743Go to the sex clubs and get pozzed with monkeypox and HIV.
>>2289985>Also go see 'the girl with the pearm earing' if you're into art. Its breathtaking irlI prefer to see girls with "pearl necklaces" if you know what I mean.
>>2295551What does it mean coomer?
>>2292325Can recommend Cremers and Canna Club if you're looking to smoke. Just bring a valid ID, they're much stricter than Amsterdam
Can anyone recommend bars/clubs that are likely to have live music on a Friday/Saturday night?
>>2291708tips / experience on tinder/ dating apps?
>>2290071i may be mistaken, but I thought the netherlands had pretty much gone back to normal by spring.Aren't museums, restaurants, etc. open as usual? With optional mask wearing?
Just so you know they absolutely gutted the red-light district. They wanted to get rid of most of the window whores so most were turned into cutesy pop-up stores. Covid destroyed the rest.
>>2295944In De Wallen? What about the other areas
>>2295748I think that's every club in Amsterdam and the rest of Netherlands.
Are most Dutch women super liberal/woke?
Can I get by with just english there, how about in Utrecht or the Hague? I've been to Amsterdam before and I've always thought fuck it and just defaulted to just speaking english with some polite dutch words strewn in between like please and thank you.
>>2296198Yes the wallen. Not sure how the other smaller part is now. But that was never that big. I think about 80% of the windows are empty now. For example the Trompettersteeg, small alley near bulldog, is completely empty and closed down.
>>2295944>>2296198>>2296554What? They actually went through with it? Now where are red light district connoisseur suppose to go. Weren't they suppose to erect a new area away from the center of Central station?
>>2296563Why don't you just stop buying diseased whores and start being a man?
>>2291708>avoid de pijp, moroccans will rob youlolwut. I've wandered around Sarphatipark, ate at some restaurants in that area, and got out of a Privehouse at 1am around there. You're telling me I could've gotten robbed by moroccans?
>>2296563>>2296554Aren't the escorts you order online better than the window girls anyway? because window girls do everything with a condom on. Is there a good Amsterdam site besides kinky nl? Eurogirlsescort is very fishy.
>>2291513>tourist traps le bad even though they're tried and tested sites that people like seeing because of their quality
>>2296529>Can I get by with just english thereNot a problem. The Netherlands actually has the highest English fluency rate in the world. They actually have a higher percentage of fluent English speakers than anglo countries.
>>2289898>going to the PC hooftstraat for shoppingWow Versace and Dior shops so much fun.Seriously don't do that. In fact don't go 'shopping in Amsterdam at all. There's no reason to do so as it doesn't differ from any other big western city in terms of store variety unless you are interested in awful souvenirs. And the artisanal quality of shops at de negen straatjes is also overrated nowadays.
Not OP but about to visit the Netherlands for three weeks, one of which will be spent in Amsterdam (well, my hotel is in Haarlem, actually).I've been once before, but only for a couple of days (hit the Riyksmuseum - I know I butchered the spelling, and the tulip market).What should I do beyond the top 5 most popular destinations?Are there any castles I could your that are a reasonable train ride away? Good food?What's the situation with psychedelics? I'm unfamiliar with their policies but I'd love to get some psilocybin and tour an arboretum (on that note: recommended arboretums/gardens?)
>>2296563You mean the kowloon walled city for hookers idea? Yeah nothing concrete there and I very much doubt it will ever happen. The left wants prostitution out. >>2296725So do most escorts. The window girls were clockwatchers though and will charge you for every tiny little thing extra. Don't know about sites try sexjobs .nl
>>2296478stop thinking like a polbrained american/bong
>>2296478you're not gonna get laid by talking about muh politico muh polly ticks muh poll ee ticks 24/7 you obsessed nigger retard
definitely rent a bicycle and go and have a pedal around the canals. gosh its such a beautiful city. I cant wait to go back. Has anyone been recently that can confirm what they check regarding vaxxpass shit?
>>2295944What? I’ve always wanted to go what the fuck? Why would they gut such a money making tourist trap? Are they trying to ban prostitution?
>>2293116Yeah, but I was unlucky and did it once and caught both HPV and HSV-2, obviously I regret it.
How do you find sex clubs in Amsterdam? They're better than window girls apparently but I've looked online, all I see are regular strip clubs and dildo stores
can i bring stroopwafels back in a carry on?
>>2297193Don't think there any issues with food on carry on on any flight unless you bring out fruits. Just make sure it's in a tin otherwise it would just be crumbs if you don't handle you carry-on correctly.
>>2291076jesus christ seek help
>>2297041Its the "no fun allowed" lefties who have been in power over there for a while now. Yes they would love nothing more than to get rid of it.
>>2296912>so do most escortsI think I saw some on kinky nl that offer condomless but it's hard to tell if they're legit.
are things getting better at schiphol? Anyone there recently? I am going to the Netherlands at the end of the month, and I’m debating whether or not I’d like to check a bag
>>2297029Go to the government website. They say no more vaccine passes.
So you need a vaccine + booster within 150 days before being allowed to fly to Netherlands? Fuck.
>>2290344i studied abroad there.arrived in a haze, almost missed my flight over from london. my first time in europe. rome for a week, then london for a weekend, and then to amsterdam for my program. met some dutch guy at the airport, our babysitter. met the other americans in my program, annoying rich girls, jews, non-white children of corrupt politicians in banana republics. had an old nokia with no internet and i got lost on my first night, asking the dregs who were still around at 2am on a cold january tuesday which way was my street. bought a bike for 50 euro that was like a tank. fell one time and a hot girl stopped to check if i was okay. had the temptation to start falling on purpose next to cute girls.went to leidesplein a lot. took hash brownies at leidseplein. i was paranoid because my friends visiting me from rome had taken shrooms at the van gogh museum and thought that all the people in the paintings were dead and i didn't want to have a bad trip so i only took a small dose of the space cakes and i just got a little buzz. this half black girl from an ivy league university and a jewish girl who had started hooking both got pretty stoned though and they were saying crazy shit. the jewish girl told me that some guy would pay to cum on her feet and she would just writhe around while he was jerking himself off and he wouldn't even touch her. she was one of the ugliest girls i'd ever seen and it always fascinated me that people would pay money for that. went to belgium together and some guy on the street started jerking off to her as she was opening the door to our hostel so i guess there was something to her that i just didn't see. she said she gave him a blowjob behind a parked car. she also went to some ivy league school.
>>2297738i lived in a student building on a really nice street on a canal and we always had parties. it was perfect besides that my loud austrian roommate used to stomp around and took the smelliest shits on this stupid toilet where the shit would just sit on a plate above the water, stinking to fucking hell. years later he came out of the closet. there was a swedish girl i met down the hall who i tried to seduce. she also had a loud teutonic roommate and she gave me some dried deer meat from sweden but then i found out she likes black guys and i stopped visiting her in her room. moved on to some hipster with pink hair on the first floor who had decided to turn lesbian because she hated men and she was always depressed. but we got along pretty well because we both hated all the american kids in our program. this annoying girl from la got raped, or maybe she just got her computer stolen, but this girl with pink hair got a real kick out of that and i remember thinking that that seemed a bit too sinister.met some friends who weren't annoying american rich kids and we went to some indie rock club that was a bit out of town every thursday. the dj had cerebral palsy but he played the best music and the beers were cheap and there was this croatian punk rock girl who i sort of fell in love with. got the balls to talk to her once and she was really friendly and i probably could have made it happen if i wasn't such a loser back then. met a romanian girl at that same club and i was shitfaced and we kissed. invited her to my room at a party the next week in our dorm. she was impressed that it was so clean but wouldn't fuck me. we went to some huge tulip park outside amsterdam and she bribed me to ride our bikes back to amsterdam and she'd be my girlfriend but it was like 40km and she was kind of fat so we took the bus back and she taught me about romanian history and i never texted her again.
>>2297739met this half-japanese guy who was like 28 and ostensibly doing a master's, and he always came over to cook because he didn't have a kitchen, and he actually taught me to be a pretty good cook. we hung out every day for a few months and then stopped talking because of some mediocre australian ginger who neither of us even kissed. that and because i couldn't deal with the way he would dance. did some half-assed uni project on hookers and std's and planned to interview all these hookers for my paper, but then i fell in love with the second girl i tried to interview. she was one of the most beautiful girls i've ever seen and i couldn't believe she was working as a lowly hooker so i went back to her window to ask her out on a date and some tall british punter behind me made eye contact with her before i could ask her out and she scolded me, "i'm working, you know," and he slipped past and the door shut behind them and i decided to save myself the pain of trying to date a hooker and just left and never went back.met a russian girl called masha who was flying to new york that summer and we actually kept in touch for a few months, even though there was no way we were going to meet in new york because i had to go back to university on the west coast. she was one of the hottest girls i've ever seen though so it seemed worth paying 50 cents every time i wanted to send an international sms.
>>2297742there was some massive black guy who was always at our student parties even though he was about 35 and playing professional american football in europe. he always said, "if you can make it in new yawk, you can make it anywhayah." his hands were like bear paws. went to paradiso for a punk concert and wandered into a lil john concert later on another stage and all the rich american kids were there and the massive black guy told me to stay next to him and we'd go backstage after. got too drunk and i don't know what i'd talk to an american rapper about anyway, not to mention one that only says "yeah" and "okay." saw the massive black guy at a party a few days later again and he told me about all the drugs and girls they had and how i shouldn't have missed it and i actually really regretted it. met some french guy who was ten years older than me. he was pretty serious into pick up and i told him i had read the game and i think he met some of the famous pick up scammers and he himself was hosting pick up courses to earn money. we met at some club and he thought i was a natural. he invited me over one afternoon and he blasted van halen "everybody wants some" and he told me to relax and let loose and i asked him how and then we were jamming playing air guitar together, bobbing our heads in his living room and i remember hoping that i wouldn't be doing that when i was 30. sold him my bike when i left and he complained that the lock didn't work properly.
took some class on sexuality and it turned out it was really just about gay sexuality. it was nine gay guys, two lesbians, a gay professor, and me. the professor always hit on me. i tried asking for some feedback about my term paper and he just stared at me, interrupted to tell me that i have eyes like a baby deer. my gay professor in one of my classes was living with the gay professor from my other class. they invited me to live with them if i needed a place to stay when my dorm closed for summer. i didn't understand anything those faggots were talking about ever but i got a pretty good mark. i didn't really understand what any of my classes were about but i got pretty good marks in all of them.the pick up stuff helped and i lost my virginity at one of the clubs on leidseplein, melkweg, i think. we were all riding our bikes there and it was raining and some girl slipped and fell off her bike but i was in front and i didn't see it and when they stopped i just kept riding becasue i was really getting pissed on. got to the club before everyone else and met this dutch girl in line with me at coat check. told her "you're even more wet than i am," but she couldn't understand what i meant and it didn't really matter anyway, because she was just happy to meet a foreigner. she was also ten years older than me and she told me i would be her first american. we danced all night and got drunk and my friends showed up and i lost her and i was shitting myself and all my friends were trying to help me find her and then i found her and she told me i could do whatever i want with her so i took her to the toilet and fucked her but i couldn't stay hard because there was no space in the stall and i thought std's were really serious business so i was wearing a condom and it wasn't any good and then an employee of the club started banging on the door shouting in dutch.
>>2297745the club was closing and it was already getting light outside and her friends called her a whore and she refused to give me her number. met some other friends outside the club and we went to this fat jewish girl's house and she was making meatloaf and we ate it at 6 in the morning with this hippie guy from colombia and this tall rich girl from chicago who i sort of had a crush on but she had big calves and was a bit masculine. the hippie and i went to prague together and we accidentally wore matching argyle sweaters to this beer bar with a tap at every table and and they kept score on a screen like a gas station meter and the goal was to drink more beer than all the other tables. it was just too dumb. turned out we went to the same university back home and he told me he was pretty sure he had accidentally raped a girl at the apartment complex where i lived back at home. in our hostel in prague this fat american guy fucked a girl on the bunk above me and i think he felt bad about it, so he sent me his eurail pass once he got back to the states. it came in my university mailbox on a friday and it was only valid for three more days so i left class and picked up two t shirts and some underwear and went to centraal station and asked for the next trip to germany.
>>2297748got lost in berlin and the only person who spoke english was some hooker with a fanny pack who told me my destination was the next right but that the little flat with the window lit in the flat straight ahead was hers and suggested that would be more fun. went for a sunday morning walk when my night train arrived in munich and the nike store had a huge sign that just said, in english, FUCK ME LIKE THE WHORE I AM. went to oslo for a day but i couldn't afford anything and it was freezing on the street and i spent a couple hours in a mcdonald's bathroom stall just trying to get warm. took a bus through the snow to stockholm and everything was expensive there too. the metro felt like a cardigans music video from the 90s. there was a financial crisis and the dollar was fucked and i was running out of money so when i got back to amsterdam i let this tall blond gay australian guy from my sexuality class give me a haircut just because it was free. flew to dublin with the guys for st. patrick's day only to find that it's a bigger holiday in the states. went to a meat market called copperface jack's and only one of us pulled, but when i saw her photo i was pretty happy with my nil result. had to move out of my dorm so i moved into this canadian girl's room who was in switzerland and smoked the pot my friends had left from their visit and regretted that i hadn't started smoking before. had a crush on the canadian girl's roommate but didn't have enough time to do anything about it. on my last night i met a girl on my ride home from the bar. we stopped at a red light and kissed, leaning over, still standing on our bikes. flew home and promised myself on the flight that i'd leave the states after i finished university. everyone back home told me i seemed changed, and that i looked great.
>>2297720No, if you’re not vaxxed, just get your second shot within two weeks of your arrival. If you’re not boosted, you can get it at any point before your trip. You will need to get the booster if you got your second shot more than nine months ago
>>2297617i guess so, it was easier than the airport i came from much so actually
>>2297720>>2297770the netherlands restriction thing is a bit stupid. What's stopping me from flying to any other schengen country and driving to the netherlands? Do you they have enforcement on roadways going there or trains even?
>>2297874Absolutely nothing, you don't need to be vaxxed to enter anything.
>>2297934apparently the airport. The dutch site for travel says unvaxxed can and can't visit. It's to the point kayaks travel restrictions map says you need to be fully vaxxed to travel to the netherlands. it's why an anon above was confused about the restrictions. I'm assuming he is an american too, so it could different for them.kayak.com/travel-restrictions?
Are there still window girls and sex clubs open? I keep hearing that the red light district is almost dead these days
>>2289898No offense but those club recommendations are pretty terrible. If you're a total normie and feel like getting rejected for not looking ''rich enough'' those are the places you'll go and feel pissed off after when you're munching on a shitty kebab. Rembrandtplein in general is just a dead place, I wouldn't necessarily avoid it but it's really not the place to go out imo.
>>2298062What's your recommendation, somewhere to drink and chat/pick up chicks?
>>2298014Read the thread. Clubs are open windows are dead.
>>2298014>>2298704>Clubs are open, windows are dead.Fixed it for you. Speaking of clubs, anyone know if there are better clubs that like Club Park 118 that have younger women. The ones that are like 30-40 granted they give A grade service despite their age.Also, any areas in Amsterdam, Haag, or Utrecht i should avoid. Someone earlier said to avoid de pijp but ive been in that area many times without feeling unsafe, unless I was too naive to know.
>>2298712I looked up Club Park 118 and can only find 2 reviews, one said it was a rip-off and they kick you out before your time is over. Do the girls there suck or fuck without a condom? Maybe kinky nl is a better choice but a lot of scammers there too. Maybe the window girls will be back in a month or so
>>2298832funny, I found a lot of fair reviews about that place before I went. The only downside is you wouldn't know who would be available, the times I went I was paraded with 3-4 women usually. Just wondered if there were any more people in the know as to similar clubs like that are. There was one, but it was mostly manned by SEA women and did it like the clubs at SEA(women sat with number tags) and I didn't fancy that.Also does anyone know if it is possible to get Heineken shipped or have it in a can to check into a flight. Friends don't believe me that real Heineken doesn't taste like piss. Is Heineken that same around the EU or the farther you get from the Netherlands the more skunked it is? Like how Guinness in Ireland is widely different from outside. I wouldn't want cans exploding in my check in luggage.
>>2298882Does the place check you for STDs or do any kind of screening before you can get one of the girls? I'd like to know more about your experience there if it's alright
Does Rotterdam have a better RLD than De Wallen?
>>2299729Rotterdam doesn't even have a red light district. There are several private houses, but most of them have poor reviews. If you go on their websites, the selection is pretty awful.
>>2298882>Is Heineken that same around the EU or the farther you get from the Netherlands the more skunked it is?I actually had a Heineken in Hamburg, Germany, and it didn't impress me much. I don't know if that means it's bad outside of the Netherlands, or if I just don't like Heineken.
>>2299784>I just don't like Heineken.Does anyone really?
>>2289743>Non passingDont worry anon, eventually you'll make great fertilizer
>>2299729>>2299739I thought Rotterdam was a place most try to avoid because of massive population of Moroccans and incompatible ethnic groups. With the stories I've heard of how it goes down there, I'd assume any private houses there are just trap houses where mafia types groomer and traffic women.
Anyone been to Amsterdam recently? How are the window girls business and the sex clubs now?
>>2289719I want to travel there and spray my seed inside of a Japanese woman. Is this possible there?
>>2300140Are you sure you're not talking about the Pakis in Rotherham?
>>2300368Not that anon, but I did visit Rotterdam recently. There are a lot of brown people there. I do not know their actual ethnicities, but I assume they are MENA. I was there during daytime, so I have no idea how rough it gets at night.
>>2294378You mean "pass away" holy shit you're retarded how do you fuck that up
>>2298882I've had cans in my luggage no problem
so do I need the vaxx to get in amsterdam now?
>>2300587>no longer needWhy is Netherlands so fucking based, bros
>>2300368>>2300372It does sound like that in the UK. But I am sure it's Rotterdam. Some people I know told me to avoid that place in the Netherlands. Especially around the mall or something. There's crime and scummy shit that happens in any city, but Netherlands is a major distribution hub for a lot of things, hence theres MENA gangs everywhere.
>>2300587>>2300703>An EU entry ban is in effect for people from countries outside the European Union/Schengen area. There are exemptions to the entry ban, for example for people travelling from a safe country or people with proof of vaccination or proof of recovery. This proof of vaccination or recovery must meet certain requirements. From 23 March 2022 people travelling to the Netherlands no longer need to show a negative test result.>From 23 March 2022 people travelling to the Netherlands no longer need to show a negative test result.Why the fuck do you have basically a no for the first 3/4 then on the quarter of it, you rescind it. Why not just have last part. This shit is confusing, because either people are Kayak are retards or their restrictions map is severely outdated
>>2300849Wait so do we still need proof of vaccination or not? The wording is so confusing
>>2289898normie list 101have fun op
>>2300849Negative test result and vaccine pass are two separate things you moron.
I'm going to Amsterdam with my girlfriend next week, some recommendations here sound pretty good, but I was wondering if any of you can recommend some more classic/old caffes or restaurants, we enjoy going to those types of places.
Also, I was wondering, is Amsterdam also full of arabs and such? I´ve been living in Berlin and it´s obviously terrible there, my gf finds them terribly annoying to look at or deal with. What areas to avoid?
Soulless city, no wonder why you'd want to get high all the time
Anyone have a must go to recommendation for a food place ? Restaurant or fast food doesn't matter As long as it's not too expensive
Is the CDC vaccine card enough to get into the Netherlands? It’s hard to get a straight answer on this
>>2301711Yes it is.It may not be enough for any domestic checks (restaurants, care facilities, etc.) but I think there aren't any relevant ones at the moment.
>>2301610In research for my own upcoming trip I found a place called De Reiger that looks nice. Also a Dutch steakhouse called Piet de Leeuw
>>2301739>Piet de LeeuwThanks anon, the steakhouse looks especially good, if you find out any more places such as these drop them in the thread,I found this one called De Haven van Texel, there's a balcony just over the river and it surprisingly doesn't look that touristy.
>>2289719try not to get scalped on public transport by moroccans like the locals do
>>2301792Isn't the bus system pretty good anyway?
I have been told that the mosquitos are really bad at this time of year. Anyone know if this is true?
Kinky nl is what most Amsterdambros recommend but it looks very suspicious to me. Anyone have experience with this site?
>>2301792Only buy tickets at ticket machines and ticket counters, don't buy used tickets, they're either expired or fake.An even better way to pay for transportation is to use the nationwide prepaid contactfree card.
>>2302333Maybe that's a sign from God that you shouldn't travel to the Netherlands to fuck diseased whores
>>2301894>busI thought everyone in Amsterdam just walks or bikes everywhere
I’m planning on visiting and had some questions:1)What’s the best place to go for safe prostitutes? 2) how much do they charge roughly? 3) have you go any general advice for dealing with these hoes? 4) are there any other cool things to do bedsides my primary reason for going?
>>2302615Yeah I’m fat and struggle to get laid, fucking sue me for wanting a holiday where I can relax and also pay to bang some bitches.
>>2302621you won't be able to feel shit once they put that condom on you. has anyone actually finished with one of these whores before?the best part is essentially them taking off their clothes, and you getting to grope them.
>>2302621Yeah I did a lot of research on this and window girls will only do condom sex. Some escorts might allow this but even picking the right one can be a hassle, you don't know which profile is a scam and which isn't so be careful. Amsterdam is guaranteed sex, yeah, but actually trying to get some bareback action will be hard
>>2302624I’ll take that, I can store it in the wank bank for later. Plus I’m sure if I just don’t want for a week or something I’ll be able to blow my load with a shitty wrapper on
>>2302647Plus I’d probably want to keep myself wrapped up to stay safe
>>2302647What exactly are you looking for, any specific kink/fetish?
>>2302621>I'm fatYou only have yourself to blame for that you fat beta faggot
>>2302621What's the point? Do you do heroin because it feels good? Do you eat McDonald's because it's easy?
>>2302667I just want to get laid on holiday bro
>>2299784Heineken is considered pissbeer by most Dutch beer drinkers. there are a multitude of brands to choose from so take your pick.
>>2302676Why is that so important?
>>2301630They mostly congregate and live in some surrounding neighbourhoods just outside the canal circle like Bos en lommer, slotermeer and osdorp.
Are there better underrated RLDs than the one in de wallen?
>>2303030Lol I wonder how many Arab cocks the local window girls have taken
>>2302804Because sex is fun and I don’t get it very often
>>2303302There’s one in Alkmaar
>>2302804Not that anon, but I'd like cross threesome off my bucket list.
>>2303596Probably a lot, but damn, they can lay on the bantz.>go to an RLD>pick a window girl>go to her room to fuck>the building has poor soundproofing>can hear everything outside of the room>girl from a different window is talking to an Arab guy>"you look like a terrorist">"where are you from? Iraq? Afghanistan?">"you look like Osama bin Laden">"your beard is really big and your arms are hairy; is the rest of your body just as hairy?">"you really do look like a terrorist, though">"you have no weapons or bombs, right?"I was laughing so hard it killed my boner and made my window girl mad. Romanian girls get pissed off when you're not paying attention.
Anons said red light district is dead but I saw a recent youtube video of a De Wallen walk-through and there were a lot of window girls still. I don't know who to believe. Also fuck this vaxx card requirement shit I just want to fuck a Euro girl's pussyhole
>>2303775They banter because they are eastern euros, locals wouldn't dare to be un-pc towards brown people.
Are there any legit footage of RLD sex online? There's videos for everything but it's rare to see this, it's always just scripted porn videos filmed on the RLD locations, not real sessions with amateurs.
Are any of the prostitutes Dutch?
So far this week.Amsterdam is dogshit, crowded as hell, lots of stuff that looked cool has dire because of covid. Only appeal is getting high there Rotterdam surprisingly a nice place despite what the post itt have said. Btw it's August and at this period 90% of moroccans stuff their entire family in a car and drive south to Gibraltar to cross the strait and spend summer in their shithole. Netherlands might possibly one of the destinations where july/august is a good period to visit just for that. Den Haag. Beautiful city. Go see that one Vermeer painting, if you're into art. It deserves all its superlatives.
>>2289898RIJKSMUSEUM KKR MONGOOL
>>2303790Which anon?>>2295944This one? That's me. I live here. Trust me de wallen have been gutted. There are some window girls left but most of them are gone. Plenty of sex shops an rip off live shows but its shit now. Blame the lefties. They wanted it this way.
>>2304349Fuck, I planned to go in September to avoid people.
>>2304357>Plenty of sex shopsYou mean actual places that offer sex like Privehause? Those are gone too? Im looking for others like it, but Privehouse is apparently the main one.
>>2305001Instead of flying around the world to buy diseased whores why not try bettering yourself so you can attract a mate?
So am I right in assuming that Amsterdam has lost most of its window girls then?
>>2305108I think because of Covid it's reasonable to assume that, but maybe in a month or two they'll be back. And we don't know if the other places outside De Wallen were affected
>>2301002You make a suggestion than faggot
>>2304349>Amsterdam is dogshit, crowded as hell, lots of stuff that looked cool has dire because of covid. Only appeal is getting high thereit's always like that there.
>>2289719I rather go to Rotterdam than faggity Amsterdam and all the other faggity cities in the Netherlands. Least amount of millennial narcissists in Rotterdam
Bros...the Amsterdam forums are dying..