This is the Dead Sea, the most dangerous body of water on the planet and a famous travel location. No life can survive in it. If you drink the water, you will die. If you get the water in your eyes, you will go blind.
>>2174922Wonder if that matters to the dead Sea?
I cant decide if you are larping or you are rerarded
>>2174931please don't mock trans people
>>2174359>If you get the water in your eyes, you will go blind.I doubt it
>>2174939Dude it's called the DEAD sea
>>2174359I took a swim in it 3 years ago and my social life has been dead since
>>2174955noted
>>2174941Yes, because it's so salty no fish live there.Doesn't mean you will go blind.
>>2174969It's literally like pouring acid directly onto your eyes.
>>2174970salty water is alkaline...Anyway, you will certainly get your eyes irritated.
>>2174974>salty water is alkaline...Based
>>2174974>>2175050Chemfag here, salty water is not always alkaline, it depends on what salt you have dissolved in it.The dead sea has a pH of 5.5, it is acidic
>>2174359*harvests salt until it's fit for life**stocks water with hundreds of fish and plant species**funds thriving fishing industry to replace tourism industry**abuses newfound influence to rename it the Living Sea*nuthin personnel
>>2175168interesting, thanks for clarifying
>>2175168dude, even water has a pH of like, 6.That's not very acidc.
>>2175265He didn't say it's very acidic, he said it's acidic.Also it doesn't need to be very acidic to be terrible on your eyes and skin. Salt will go that.
>>2175313But the dead sea is supposed to be really good for your skin as is the high oxygen density of the air. People with weird medical issues from all over the world go there to lay in the water.
>>2174359>No life can survive in it.Live can deal with it just fine, it can't sustain life though>If you drink the water, you will dieNah you'll most likely just puke and have the shits>If you get the water in your eyes,Assuming you drown your eyes in it without washing them out with actual clean water maybe.
>>2175050kek
>>2174359>the most dangerous body of water on the planeIt has to be, else the jews would subvert it.
>>2175316No one will notice if you pee.
>>2175812In space, no one can hear you pee.
>>2175891But they can seeSun rays bursting through dropletsgolden shower in space
>>2174974>salty water is alkalinewhy are you talking out your ass?
>>2175994I learned at school that salts are alkaline. I didn't know that's not always the case. Honest mistake.
>>2175997Never admit you are wrong.Ad hominem is the best recourse.
>>2176073The fuck? There's nothing wrong with admitting that you're wrong when you actually are wrong. That way you fix things so you don't make mistakes in the future.
>>2176235now you're getting it
>>2175563>>2176235>>2176266What's with all the /pol/tards on the board? It's the travel board. What does travel have to do with politics?
>>2176235Resorting to ad hominem or strawman is the staple mutt response though. Although this fits with how little self-aware you all are.>>2176269They are tourists, probably only coming because of the coomer and vax threads.
>>2176293I guess it's appropriate that a travel board would have a lot of tourists.
>>2174359It heals skin problems
>>2176293>ad hominem>staple mutt responseNot too into self-reflection, are you?
>>2176073I appreciate the irony of your post. Although back in the day we used to add ;) to the post to indicate that, but we also didn't write stuff just to trick others into rage :)
>>2177985Shut the fuck up you obnoxious nerd.
>>2178099Practice what you preach eh?
>>2178101you type like somebody who has only seen their mom's pussy
>>2177984Mutt is short for amerimutt which is a slang for mclovin' murrikan which is a slang for citizen of the United States of America, which I used in a non-perjorative way for once, merely in the same way you refer to your fellows as nigger even if you do not wish to insult them.
>>2178167You sound just like what the other poster said about the other guy.
so uh, travel?
>>2179138>#>You sound just like what the other poster said about the other guyThat narrows it down
>>2174931Why not both?
>>2174941Dude, it's not called the BLIND Sea.
>>2176090--The joke---->Your Head
>>2179438Joke on deez nuts
>>2175168There are acidic and basic salts. Though salts are understood to be neutral they do slightly lean either way.
I rub that salt all over my pecker and I like it
>>2177919Does it heal dry skin?
>>2181000Is that a problem?
>>2182824Is it a problem?
Damn. Get it together
>>21752657, retard
>>2174941You would almost certainly suffer some serious long term injury to your eyes if you got a decent amount of water from the Dead Sea in there. That place ain't no joke.
>>2175812You're actually instructed not to pee because if you open up your urethra it will not be a fun time.
>>2181000It may very well do so, especially the mud which people slop on themselves that is from the water.
>>2175265You don't want to go in the dead sea. It's filled with hydroxyl acid.
>>2177919Source?
Dang it's great.
>>2193855For the Dead Sea, anyway.
>>2175168>Chemfag here
Fun fact: The Dead Sea is in Aeaea.
>>2174970I got it in my eyes and was fine, just need to wash it afterwards. It only causes mild irritation. I also got acid and mortar in my eyes many times at work the last 10 years and am still fine. Only a piece of metal needed medical attention. Go swim there, it is healthy for the skin.
>>2197343You sound like you live an exciting life.
I love this fucking copypasta so much.
>>2175050lol
>>2199135Such is bricklaying.
>>2201274How does acid come into play in bricklaying? Genuinely curious.
>>2175563fucking kill yourself man.
>>2178125that's really not appropriate Anon.
>>2187373it's the dioxihydride you should be worried about
>>2201741Dioxihydrideez nuts
>>2175050Lel
>>2175050Nice one.
>>2174359These people went swimming in the Dead Sea. Every single one of them went blind, except for the two that drank the water and died instantly.
>>2201741Yeah. That stuff has been found in 100% of removed cancers and the brains of Parkinson's disease victims.
>>2204648Really?
>>2174359suire
>>2206817Roflcopter goes suiresuiresuiresuire
>>2174359This is not the Dead Sea.
>>2174359salty
>>2210661Yah
>>2175050kek(this airport mobile data had a warn due to offtopic posting in /fit/)
>>2211486What was the post?
> Ctrl + F> Strid> 0 Results foundEducate yourself OP
>>2186506I actually cringed as i read this
>>2212845I don't remember now, sorry. but it was a shitpost. I think it had to do with fat people
>>2174941lol
>>2174359kino
>>2214662How so?
>>2174359Why does this thread feel like plebbit?
Why does anything ever happen?
>>2211486Lol. For some reason 9/10 WiFis in Thailand are banned. Seems like a range ban but wonder why.
test
>>2174359I don't know doesn't look so dead to me. I feel your bullshitting me man
>>2220011What makes a sea look dead?
>>2174359Neat
>>2174359have literally swam in it, got some in my eyes, not much worse than seawater, can still seethe salt is good for your skin and hair, especially the mud from the banks
>>2175050lmao
Why don't you ever answer me, ocean?
>>2178167At this point you're a lost cause. Go play in traffic
>>2174359The dead in dead sea is a reference to all the dead palestinian children killed by Isreal
>>2225602WHAT?
It's where they buried all their Jewgold. Israel just tells people the Dead Sea can't support life so that nobody will try to explore the depths and find their shekel reserves
>>2222585Nice larp
What happens if you pee in it?
>>2231110Due to the salinity of the water, it's a similar feeling to setting your penis on fire.
My dad floated on it.
>>2232050I am so sorry for your loss
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE
>>2174359wow this thread just refuses to diesage
extremely kino thread
>>2232050RIP Daddy
>>2231110
>>2204643The water makes it extremely easy to float, no one is stupid enough to try to swim with his head underwater.>>2231158Can confirm.It's a heaven/haven for people with a skin conditions. Lots of groups and treatment centers where all the lepers come to cheat/fuck like rabbits.
>>2174359I wonder why anyone would feel the need to even take a dip in it considering what effect it might have on your skin.
>>2174969Question for all retards: Would you swim in it?
>>2174359It cured my acne.
Was there last week, got water in my eye while swimming. Guess what idiot - I'm not blind. Explain please.
>>2236466If you're not blind then how did you type this post? Idiot.
Wait a second... the ocean is made from water.
Israeli here. Used to live 30 minutes from the dead sea so Ive been there more than a couple of times.No, you wont go blind. I dived in multiple times, it just hurts but its not that bad.Also make sure you dont have any big bruises on your body.
One time many years ago a hot girl at a mall kiosk asked me if I had heard of the Dead Sea. As I froze in confusion as to why she was talking to me, she took my hand. Fortunately I managed to flee. So as you can tell from my vast life experience the Dead Sea is scary. Also malls.
>>2175050i dont get it
>>2239793>Definition ofalkaline>:of, relating to, containing, or having the properties of analkalior alkali metal:BASIC>especially,of a solution:having a pH of more than 7
>>2240534Based
>>2238930What happens if you have bruises?
>>2245505They are healed instantly.
>>2249286Nah, you aren't.
>>2186505Bullshit. Its just fucking water at the end of the day.
>>2250333I would not advise fucking in the Dead Sea.
>>2174359Floating here is awesome
>>2252635I think a salmon could probably float here.
it's just salty
I've been there, it doesn't kill you or make you go blind, it's just very salty water, they wouldn't let anyone in it if it was that dangerous
>>2255095Yeah man, that's totally how the world works. People are never allowed to do dangerous things. That's why everyone is safe and nobody ever dies.
>>2174933This shit was never funny. Shut the fuck up.
>>2255078We all could float here.
saline is good for wounds it isnt gonna hurt you
>>2259636saline is a very exact solution if you mess with it, it will fuck you up
>>2255095Got any pics?
>>2260639Yes!
>>2174359I swam there a couple of times, and I did get the water in my eye. It stung like a motherfucker I couldn't open my eyes for 20 minutes but I didn't go blind.
>>2264240You effectively went blind for 20 minutes.
>>2174359This is Katana. She's got my back. She could cut all you in half with one sword stroke just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of her victims.
>>2265365They actually made Rick Flag a good character in the second movie. I was surprised.
>>2257519Seethe Tranny
>>2174359where did this pasta come from, i forgot.
>>2267725It's not a pasta, this is the same thread you saw six months ago.
>>2267757Now this is a pasta
>>2269575Now THIS is pasta racing!
>>2174359Is that salt free for the taking?
>>2270638All salt is free for the taking.
>>2271202You know what salt goes great on? Nothing.
>>2257519It wasn't supposed to be. Seek help
>>2272824Seek deez nuts
>>2174359I've floated in it. You get some on your lips and in your eyes but it's fine. The worst thing was finding pubes in the mud. If you go, try to find a place that's not very crowded, especially by the people who are there to treat their skin problems.
Amazing thread
>>2273811can we appreciate that this thread began in January? can we make it the entire year? Let's find out.
>>2174359How deady is the dead Sea?
>>2274792How litty is the lit Sea?
