how do i run away from this hellhole
Our hands reach everywhere.
>>2145697is it hard to emigrate out of Israel?
>>2145937no but you need to serve the idf first
why do you want to leave?
Israel is the only country in the west that still believes in itself.
>>2146291where would you go?
>>2146291Service is mandatory, though its somewhat easy to avoid it if you pretend to be a bit retarded or unfit for it
>>2146291israeli law states that everyone that is 18 yo must serve in the military for at least 3 years. anyone who doesn't is considered a criminal and is facing 3 years in jail.>>2146299the us, probably.
Marry a goyim and move to their country
>>2145697Based. Avoid the service for that apartheid shithole.
>>2146317cant you just pretend to be autistic or just a general retard to avoid getting shot at?
>>2145697START BY GETTING OFF YOU ASS AND WALKING AWAY.
>>2146382No. I'm just Irish.
just come to turkey. there is a jewish community in istanbul and you'll blend in to society very easy since you look like a turkish. or settle down in antalya kaş and enjoy nature, cheapness and russian-ukrainian tourists in beaches. go talk to them and bring them to your place. bang and dump them.
>>2146317lol just do sherut leumi you lying arab.. refusnicks dont go to jail for 3 years.. and the only type of bitch that would post this is an arab troll or some faggot, tell them you are trans and serve a year and 1.9 months like the women do you faggot coward
>>2145697Learn Arabic and change your wardrobe
>>2146317Pfft, vast swaths of the population never even see the Bakoom - including hassidic jews, women, "pacifists", people with supposed medical conditions and anyone who yells loud enough. Nobody fucking serves jail time for not serving in the military because the country and the army don't give enough of a fuck about you to dedicated enough resources to find you, prosecute you and then jail you for any length of time - they have plenty of other people to pick from who wouldn't make a fuss. Also OP is a faggot. Right now is a horrible time to leave. In comparison to most of Europe right now we have very low rate of Covid-19 and life has pretty much returned to its shitty old self, people go to bars and clubs and restaurants and get killed by suicidal terrorists, imagine doing those in Holland or Germany right now, those fuckers will be in full quarantine in 2 weeks. Wait for the summer at least.
>>2146311In Norway it usually works like this, if you REALLY want to be in the army and talk about how you love guns, then they will not let you in.
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