Life is boring. I sit in my room, jerk off, do college work, repeat. I'm young and I think of the adventure my great grandfather embarked on and I get depressed because I don't think I'll ever get to do something similar. How do I go on an adventure in the 21st century? Where do I go to get some real stories to pass down to my grandchildren? Hardmode: no Latin American or Sub-Saharan African shitholes. If I'm going to risk life and limb I want to do it over a part of the world that actually matters.
>>1907601>Hardmode: no Latin American or Sub-Saharan African shitholes. If I'm going to risk life and limb I want to do it over a part of the world that actually matters.You already failed the first part of going on an adventure; lack of conviction and fear of the unknown.Stick to your air conditioned tour buses and group tours for middle aged woman.
>>1907601At some point you just gotta take the plunge and go. Once you've settled on a location you like, find some good places to stay and thought about what you want to go visit and do, just pull the trigger. The rest you can figure out over there.You can spend forever worrying about all the risks and what's the best 'first' location, but you'll just be stuck in your room forever.My advice would be if you're traveling solo to stay in a hostel, not a hotel or an airbnb. You can still do everything alone on days you want to, but on days you want some social contact it's much easier to meet people and hook up.Traveling is about adventure and the unknown anon. Even if some things go wrong, you'll get over it.Just don't do any obviously retarded stupid shit and you will be fine.
>>1907601>How do I go on an adventure in the 21st century?every book is an adventure :)are you going to read Rolf Pott's Vagabonding? he was peak elder millennial escapismPerhaps you just need to romanticize thing more.Would "On the road" be edgy today? just be a transient and hangout with other transients and have sex and drugs with them.Being intoxicated with other young foreigners in new places is usually the source of most adventure if you aren't in warzone or wilderness danger.Work a (shitty) job somewhere remote will give stories.Stay somewhere for an outdoor sport season - if you are skilled enough to work as a guide, or menial labour - skiing, rafting, paragliding, surfing, mountain biking, scuba diving, sport fisherman
>>1907658don't diss Kerouac you fucking piece of shit cumstain
>>1907609This. You are better off being a disgusting coomer.
>>1907609This. op is a sissy, should just become a trap at this point> I I'm scared plz no dangerous countries :(
porn is great m9, your great grandfather would never have such easy acess to naked women from all around the world, or even see things like a chinese woman getting gangbanged by 5 black guys
>>1907601You want "adventure" in the same way a teenage girl does. It's just entertainment and exoticism. You can have an adventure in your own crappy town if you want to. Talk to someone on the street and just go off the trails in a local park, or climb up to the roof of a building. Start small to build your courage rather than chasing an instagram high.
>>1907819>You want "adventure" in the same way a teenage girl does.smoking weed and getting banged out by the badboy football star?
>>1907601You have a poser’s attitude. You’re doing it for the story not because it’s fun. Your stories will lack flavor because of this even if you do experience them. You’re doomed. Change your perspective.
>>1907609My problem with Africa isn't that it's dangerous, but that it doesn't have anything of value. I'd be willing to do risky things in middle eastern countries because they're more civilized.
do polar bear plunge you will feel aliveand you can instagram it
>>1907601what people do not understand is that what constitutes "adventure" has nothing to do with traveling or seeing things as an end. Adventures are had when you have a goal to accomplish, a place you need to be at disconnected from tourism, object to obtain, business to start, ect. What you encounter and deal with along the way is what makes an adventure. Driving to see the grand canyon vs stumbling upon the grand canyon on a cross country journey to a new life in californiaYou need something to chase. Traveling must be a means to an end if you want adventure
>>1907601I agree with all the sentiments in this thread about you being a faggot.Travelling is a good idea but the most important thing you can do is cultivate relationships now. Make friendships that will last and get good with the girls so you don't die an incel. These things are permenant, holidays are temporary. Travelling might help with them, making you interesting and giving you something to talk about, and a chace to fail at picking up easy sloots without consequences if they fail.It might seem hard or boring now but getting friends and good at interacting with women gets exponentiallly harder.
>>1907601>no latin american or sub african shitholesyou're gonna make it. this is a good sign already>21st century adventurego fuck hookers in thailand. once you get bored of that, cross the border into cambodia and just see if you can survive for awhile. learn khmer and then get into drug trafficking in the golden triangle.if you make it out of that whole ordeal, you'll definitely have memories to sustain you even if for the rest of your life after that, you just sat in your room and jerked off after work.t. 29 year old loser who went to thailand in 2018, who has never stopped feeling a burning desire to return and turn his 66 qt count into hundreds and thousands. Who knew? I have something to sustain my soul for ever. best part? when im really old, its probably not going to be appealing at all, and in that case, i can focus on making peace with death, rather than pining for tigh thai teens
>>1907601>I'm young and I think of the adventure my great grandfather embarked onlook on the bright side mateone of my ancestors was killed by russian soldiers as they marched on berlin. not really a glamorous end. you have plenty of time. there are still adventures to have.my advice would be to learn to play an instrument. join a band. even a shitty covers band can get gigs in another city or another country. this is a gateway to interesting experiences.
>>1908051>when im really old, its probably not going to be appealing at all, and in that case, i can focus on making peace with death, rather than pining for tigh thai teensI highly doubt that considering the vast majority of people you see walkin around in places like Pattaya are old fat boomers.Fucking young attractive women never loses it's appeal to a healthy man
>>1908051This fucking guy with his 66 hooker's. Can I become a giga-coomer like you? How many do you do you think I could fuck with 20k?
>>1907939>starting the race war in south Africa>not exciting
>>1907601in the same boat OP. I had a trip to europe planned before covid fucked everything up, now I've had to move back in with parents and am stuck remote working. Guess it's nice to have a job, but doing the same shit day in day out with no variation is getting to me. I wish I could offer tips on how to stay sane
>>1908051mate you don't count hookers like you would normal girls, that's fucking pathetic
>>1908313Based as fuck. I aint never payed for hookers. Fucking gross. Just fuck tinder sluts.
>>1907601South America is nice tho
>>1908254you gotta lurk moar
>>1908317procuring anything good from there is tricky. the goods are always odd. at least in canada. women have it made these day in terms of relationships and sex but I keep trying, sigh
>has an apartment but before COVID I'm never home>started selling shit>only thing left is a bed that of course nobody wants >headed to the goodwil on monday/tues>not continuing my lease after end of this month>has a laptop, watch and phone 20 pair of clothes, 20 pair of jammies/house clothes >only thing I need >moving back in with my mom for Thanksgiving >work from home until this COVID is overI am about to live the dream /trv/, I believe its called being a digital nomad. No homes just hotel rooms and a new city/country every few weeks. Are you proud of me /trv/?
>>1908419hella impressed you were able to survive living with your parents during a lockdown. I'd have hit my head on the wall from all the weather and rona conversations, constant bickering and dumb petty bullshit
>>1908254as >>1908415 was kind enough to screenshot, you can see the breakdown. That's me not really giving a fuck, staying in $14-20/night hotels, drinking from 12pm-2am, gogos or clubs almost every night, the 66 hookers, and 2k for my week long detox in a private room at a private hospital and other random medical costs throughout the trip.Lets say i structured my days with language school and the gym, got a long-term airbnb rental, and didn't need to go to the hospital to detox. It would probably be closer to 20k.
>>1908421thats all my fucking stepmom talks about. its the same faggot conversation over and over and over again its all she talks about i can't take it anymore
>>1908424what did you spend the days thinking of when you were hospitalized for a week? was it like swells of fuck this withdrawl agony, I wanna fuck more hookers, and wtf am I doing/life is strange?also what kind of treatments did you receive?
>>1908441well what happened is like i started getting "brain zaps" that snapped me awake when i tried to fall asleep and then i got some kind of weird infection in my gut where i was shitting bloody, muscosal shit every hour. by the 2nd day, when everything hadn't let up, i realized i could potentially be in deep shit so i went to the hospital. It took a week for them to get my temperature down and for whatever was detected in my shit to go away. I was able to sleep and the zaps stopped. I slowed down my drinking for the remainder of the trip a little bit :)the finiteness of life weighs very heavily on me when im in thailand, especially when i see the decay of all the barstool boomers around me. juxtaposed with the rebirth cycle of buddhism, and the religious symbolism everywhere, it creates a certain psychological gravity. It makes everything more visceral, ever act more exciting, ever quiet qt more enjoyable. Its like a sanctuary from the horrors of america and its economic hellscape. I'm probably going to resign myself to being a lifer TEFLr because I'm 29 and i just haven't amounted to shit and the idea of working for 30 years is just something im not gonna be able to do
>>1908415>that imageThis guy seems to actually believe transacting with hookers makes him some kind of chad. The absolute state.
>>1908424>That's meNo one cares nigger. I bet >>1908415 is also you. Fucking schizo.
I take screenshots of sixty-six's stuff because he gives useful information>>1908531>This guy seems to actually believe transacting with hookers makes him some kind of chadIn the photo he's just stating all his expensing. Sure he wants to bang more women (for cheaper), but dont we all? lol and his stories with that 30yo babe are enjoyable>>1908533>posting 3 minutes apartLooks like you're the same guy as aboveI got your back Sixty-six (>>1908481 for the (You)). Anon is a twerpy faggot who will never experience the romanticizable times you had on those drunken nympho nights during those six months
>>1908531where in that post do you get the impression i think im a chad? I was just stating facts>>1908533clearly someone does care, and rightfully so. this information is incredibly usefulalso, its safe to say neither of you faggots have even gone to thailand and experienced the ecstasy of having tight thai teens lift up their schoolgirl outfit skirt, with no panties, spread their ass, and show you their buttholes so you can make an informed choice on who gets your warm load that night. >muh chad muh paylol kys
>>1908711>fucking hookers without condomsYou must be riddled with std's
Some people are just born to be losers OP. Are you one of them?
>>1908715you need to lurk more. This has been the topic of conversation many many times here
>>1908642>romanticizing someone else's hooker lays from a year agoHoly shit, have sex.>>1908711>this information is incredibly usefulNo it's not. It's baby's first insights on Pattaya. Tens of millions of boomers have been and done the exact same thing, over the last several decades. Except this guy overpays for street meat (probably an ugliness surcharge, kek).
>>1908798>Tens of millions of boomers have been and done the exact same thingi know this thread is about adventure but i don't mind doing things that are popular as long as i dont get swept away in a chinese tour group
>>1908798>everything you said that experience was the best ive ever had in my life. let me know if there's something better out there (there isn't).
>>1908825Living in some non-toruist province as a gigachad who can speak the language is better than being a poorfag monger in Pattaya. Pussy absolutely falls at your feet everywhere you go and it's all free and extra wet. Student qts line up to sample their first ever taste of BWC.
>"Hardmode: no Latin American or Sub-Saharan African shitholes">being racist>his life is shitWhy I am not surprised?
>Living in some non-toruist province as a gigachad who can speak the language is better than being a poorfag monger in Pattaya. Pussy absolutely falls at your feet everywhere you go and it's all free and extra wet. Student qts line up to sample their first ever taste of BWC.
>>1908971>poorfag mongerwho said i was poor?>non-tourist provinceoutside of pattaya and bangkok its just shitty rural sticks
>>1908982this photo is so nauseating
>>1909005You talk about 35K like it's baller money. That definitely makes you poor.
>>1909005>its just shitty rural sticksAnd also tons of qt office girls and students who throw themselves at you and are ecstatic about the idea of riding a white chad's BWC.>pattaya and bangkokMost girl's you meet in Pattaya have had at least 5 miles of boomer cock up them and are pretty jaded by it all. Likewise for Bangkok, unless you're not a tourist.
>>1908013How do I acquire a mission?
>no latin american or sub african shitholesIs latin america shitty? as a north american i think id rather be there than europe
>>1907939What does this even mean? Rich Arabs have no soul, no religion, they bulldoze their cultural heritage in favor of meaningless affectation. Poor Arabic countries are great but in that case you might as well be in Africa too.We’re all inhibited by our biases but I’m really scratching my head at yours.
>>1909447But they have money and that's what matters cus with money there are more abstractions from primitive life (paved roads, electricity, appliances, Victorian social values). Because nothing has value (everything is so backwards and primitive), you could experience that anywhere and so it isn't special to be in AfricaIm not >>1907939 but this is my guess and I am interested to know what you're both trying to say
>>1909463>paved roads, electricity, appliances, Victorian social valuesThey have that in Africa too, so what’s the difference
>>1907601Accept Christ into your life and give up on the BS you cant handle. Go to wild shit and dont care what people think of you.
>>1909447>Poor Arabic countries are great but in that case you might as well be in Africa toonot even close
>>1907601There are some bomb ass parts of Latin America. But maybe you'd best stay away bc "fuck off, they're full". Don't do Africa, you could never RELAX.