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Tell me some travel cringekino stories, I need to feel better about myself
Bonus points: it actually happened to you and you're not just making shit up
>be me
>in a club in chile
>drunk qt starts grinding on me
>had a gf at the time, doing long distance but had only been dating for like 2 months before i went away
>chica is obviously into me, starts reaching her arms around trying to touch me
>don't do anything
>finally she turns around and says something in Spanish
>"no hablo espanol"
>she asks me in English "do you want to dance"
>pretend i don't speak English cuz autism
>she ends up going away and don't see her again
>could've hooked up with latina qt and gotten away with it
>still kinda regret it
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That honestly doesn't sound that bad typed, but imagining that happening to myself, that seems like one of those moments that would haunt my before I go to bed periodically for the rest of my life. My condolences, anon.
>live in nice hostel in Mexico
>frog also lives there
>turns out all the French memes are real
>talks shit at every turn
>french-leaf also lives there
>he's a goof, but cool
>one day french-leaf does this mom pitch
>p cringe
>scamming Mexicans for a living
>leaves for another city
>at dinner telling all the people in the hostel about the scam mlm pitch by french-leaf
>frog is there
>we all have a good laugh
>frog says he "works" for the same company
>says it's not a scam
>frog continues to scam to this day
Mom pitch?
>visit Japan
>hanging around Tokyo station before heading to the airport
>fat burger wearing anime shirt standing nearby looking awkward as fuck holding a JR pass and train ticket
>finally gets the courage to ask me for help
>says he needs to get to Kyoto and has a ticket but doesn't know where to go
>I tell him which platform he needs to go to and that the train is gonna leave soon looking at the time on his ticket
>is still standing there dumb as dogshit and awkward when I wander past again 30 mins later
He definitely missed that train. Also hi because you probably post on 4chan
This one hurts because you want to believe people like this don't exist. Yet here they lurk...
To be fair, as someone living in country Australia, I had no fucking idea how to use trains or buses when I got there but I did some research beforehand and picked it up pretty quickly.
maybe its the context behind it but knowing some fat retard is going to go to japan with all there anime merch and think its gonna be this eutopia gives me both laughs and pain
Yeah we can laugh but good on him for going out and travelling by himself. I did the same and it changed me. There's a lot of those guys who would just stay home and dream about it.
>travel cringe stories

overhearing a distinctly toronto accent saying something hyper faggoty
You’re also a fat retard if you don’t know the difference between their and there
That's what he meant, multilevel marketing. Pyramid scheming spics, kind of abhorrent to bring that type of nonsense into another country and I'm not just virtue signaling, besides I'm sure they do bad just fine without some predatory kikes
Fucking based. Degenerates should hang
Why are people who visit/interested in Japan always such gatekeepers?
>hurrr durr my Japanese is N1 you don't know what you're talking about
>hahaha retard weeb didn't know how to use tokyo trains
>that's not real Japan, that's a tourist trap

I'm not even interested in Japan but every time someone brings up Japan here it becomes a contest
I saw a strange mixed black mulatto in Munich asking his fellow travelers, presumably which met in a hostel, to "borrow" money. I honestly don't even want to be racist, but why must the stereotype always be true?
you have no excuses to be this retard mate you can literally search in google or ask a guard.
please dont assume someone's gender like this sweety. if you aren't sure, use gender-neutral pronouns.
Why do you think most of these are retards are English "teachers" in Japan. Their only "skill" is having grinded Japanese for years.
fuck you senpai me and my buds come fuck you up senpai no cap bet senpai yo got any darts senpai the chugs took all mine
t. prairie boy who has never been to Toronto
lmao I forgot about the filters bake desi senpai
>chatting with guy at hostel
>says his buddy is gonna get lucky tonight
>points to his buddy in the corner
>I say “I don’t think so man”
>he asks “Why not?”
>”because he’s Indian” I reply
>”I’m Indian too” he says back
Wasn’t intended to be overtly racist but it definitely came off as such, and it is. Every time we passed each other in the stairwell after that he wouldn’t talk to me. To his credit he did succeed in making me feel like an ass.
>I say “I don’t think so man”
>he asks “Why not?”
>”because he’s Indian” I reply
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Yeah that's fucking bad, that one's gonna stick with you for a while anon. Top this though. I once asked a half japanese half black dude in a nightclub how to obtain japanese woman in Japanese. He just sort of smiled and walked away. You live you learn.
>drank too much during a pub crawl
>came back home to the hostel room
>it's like 3am and all 12 beds are full except mine
>crawl in top bunk
>fall asleep
>wake up an hour later with the super spins
>roll over and puke off the side of the bed from the top bunk
>go back to sleep
>get woken up later by a group of extremely angry girls
>I vomited directly on top of their bags and they have a 6am flight
>slowly roll back over and just go back to sleep
I cringe just thinking of it
That's based though groups of girls are pure evil.
>encountered 2 brits and their dates at ibar
>really enticed by one of the girls
>started clandestinely trying to cuck her
>the guy was starting to pick up on it
>i kept maneviring and evading with plausible deniability somehow
>we all go to marina disco
>im full of hubris cuz im about to fuck his bitch
>i go dance with a random "girl"
>grinding on her for like 2-3 minutes
>get her line ID
>kiss her on the mouth
>its a fucking ladyboy
>the 3 of them saw the entire thing
>come back to the table
>they all look at me in shock
>"mate that was a ladyboy, how did you not know"
>girl's friend says "ladyboys suck good cock you should try"
>everyone is incredibly embarrassed for me
>the girl i tried to cuck says "mai pen rai" as in "nevermind" about me fucking her
>they all turn away and sit there silently
>i realize there is no way to redeem myself in this situation so i chug my beer and leave
>they refused to look at me and didn't say a word for the 30 seconds it took me to realize i was fucked and to chug my beer
>didn't say bye didn't acknowledge me
it was karma i suppose. thank god that was only a 2 week trip and i never saw them again.
>doing English course abroad in Manchester
>get invited to a party at the student residence
>say no because I had plans to go drink with my Russian roommate and some girls he met and maybe score
>Russian gets into a fight over the phone with his gf in Russia and breaks up
>end up wandering alone in search of where this residence is supposed to be
>can't find it just enter a random restaurant finally, eat and go to bed
>Russian fucker sobs all night barely lets me sleep
You'll never get better as long as you keep saying fag shit like kino
wtf that group seems fucking lame. why does it matter so much? I wanna go to Thailand again for the purpose of fucking LBs. Didnt do that on my first trip. I thought there are so many LBs because people are accepting of them. Why were you so ostracized if you did it unintentionally
most people arent sex weirdos and are actually disgusted by trannies
Not that guy but you're an seriously pompous piece of shit. What kind of person joins a group of people to try to go for a dude's girlfriend while the guy is literally right with you guys? And then goes to an anonymous imageboard famous for sex weirdos just to act morally superior to all the sex weirdos? Why aren't you on reddit you stupid jackass?
>getting angry at words online
why arent YOU on reddit?
Trannies suck good dick anon for real don't knock it till you try it
>disgusted by skinny beautiful passable happy and enthusiastic LBs
>not mentioning being more revolted by the fat gut sluts in NA who "love adventure" but when they're not taking photos of the colosseum on their early 20's European Adventure™, they are mindlessly sipping on wine like an iv drip on their Ikea living room sofas while watching the most popular shows on Netflix and cataloging their bullshit on Instagram and Tinder because shot gunning a beer in a bikini at the lake makes you look like a fun bad ass.
sounds like he's just stating facts, not very angry at all anon
heres some kino

>go to porto and join hostel pub crawl
>get completely blitzed before we even leave
>lose track of 5 hours
>next memory is pissing at the urinal, guy next to me is shouting something
>realise im actually in the dorm room pissing in the corner
>next morning i shoot him a finger gun when i pass him on the stairs

>go to barcelona and join hostel salsa dance
>i already know salsa so i mog all the other hostel guys (locals are way better than me tho)
>argentinian slampig and canadian shortround both into me
>bang the argentinian on the roof, she leaves next day
>bump into the canadian at like 11pm, shes coming back into the hostel after drinking with her friends and she wants it
>her friends try to push her through to the dorm but she hangs around talking to me; her friend makes a visible 'i tried/i give up' gesture
>we facetime with her baby who is being minded by her expartner or something as shes on holiday with her friends (LOL)
>blows me in the kitchen at 2am

the argentinian came and visited me a few months later too

yeah they dont have pussies though which are more fun

>he cant get hot girls in his own country so he pays mentally ill third world dudes to pretend to be attracted to him

cope seethe etc.
>he cant get hot girls in his own country
you'll call this a cope but there aren't many women I am attracted to here. After experiencing asian's, I can't go back to westerners. At least for now
>so he pays mentally ill third world dudes to pretend to be attracted to him
that's exactly the point of traveling to sea and I dont see a difference whether its a man or a woman
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>making fun of me for not being able to get girls at home
Well sorry for completely ignoring girls throughout highschool, ignoring girls for 3/4ths of uni, trying and failing for one year of uni, and now working a job in a peak burgerpunk state with no car and with bars and concerts cancelled anyway. You're no different than a rich person who flies out to Africa just to make fun of how poor Africans are. Deride us all you want, but trannies and whores are my only options.
Anon, fucking LBs is homo in disguise. If you want to fuck men, that's cool, I don't care. But fucking men with bolted on tits and pretending no homo is pretty gay.
tl;dr faggot
label it whatever you want
>Go to japanese onsen.
>Be dick conscious
>Discreetly pull on my dick so it looks bigger
>Guys i'm traveling with see me do it
>They laugh at me and point at my dick for the next 30 mn in the onsen
>They call me dicklet for the rest of the trip
>Back at home, they tell the story to everyone we know.
>Be known as 'Dicklet' since then. That was 3 years ago.
As an Argentine who never ever fucked an Argentinian chick, how are they?
very aggressive. she was submissive ofc but was actively working me up afterwards so the next round could begin earlier. no other girl ive been with has done that
Damn sounds good. Did she play mind games with you? Or was it just physical?
i mean they weren't lame, but the guy who had a vague awareness that i was trying to repo his girl, and his friend, both had due cause to make me look stupid. at the end of the day, my intentions were ultimately malevolent and hubris sunk my ship
moral highhorser blueboarder faggot detected
>tells me to go to reddit
no you, with your moral high horsery rodentia
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Told this a couple times, still cringe
>In Osaka a couple years ago
>visit one of the more low-key red light districts, generally barred to foreigners but sometimes you get lucky if it's raining like it was that night
>walk the entire stretch, don't get waved in once despite the street being largely empty
>one mamasan finally waves at me, I walk up to the girl kneeling at the entrance and she gives me an annoyed look and asks what I want
>the mamasan was waving to the one guy walking behind me
>eventually get into the one store desperate to have me
>the girl is nice but she openly makes fun of my moobs
>can't get my dick inside her, we just kinda awkwardly kissed and eventually 69 until I get called for time
>didn't even nut, spent $120 to get nothing
>buy mouthwash and wash my mouth like crazy after realizing I went down on a prozzy
>cried myself to sleep for being such a bitch
nah just physical really, certainly lived up the spicy latina meme
haha lmao
Black guy here, I will recount my time in China.

'Twas a a moonless night when my plane landed in the capital Beijing (Formerly know as Peking). I was glowing with glee as this was the first time I've ever been to the mythical land of East Asia. I booked into my hotel and then went to take a well needed nap.

The next morning I ventured out onto the streets of Bejing to do some exploring, as you know I am a tourist and so exploring is what one does when travelling! However, to my bewilderment I noticed I attracted a lot of attention from the local ladies, many whom gazed upon my groin area, me being a sophisticated gentleman blushed and turned away in the opposite direction.

But as my day continued and the attractions on my to-do list crossed out by my tacky Air China pen, I still noticed many ladies staring at me in awe. I decided to ask an elderly Chinese gentlemen with magnificently tamed white beard for an explanation.

He said to me "black man big so big", "big?" I replied, "YES!" he said voice growing ever so loud "BBC so big".
He slowly explained what this meant as I have never heard of this term, and I slowly began to understand what he meant.

It seems that women of China seem to have some sort of infatuation with a certain part of a black man's anatomy. Regardless, I didn't let this distract me from my main objective, which was to enjoy the sights and sound of mythical land of China.

But as the day drew on, I noticed peculiar things. For example, there were statues and posters of these BBCs(is that what you call it?) everywhere and many women would gather at these statues and begin to meditate and worship them?

This led to a great deal of confusion to me as from what my encyclopaedia said (which my father gifted to me on my 13th birthday" that the main religion of China was Buddhism.

>be Yuro travelling the US
>in San Francisco
>figure I'll buy some new jeans and go to the Levis store there
>look for jeans my size
>sales clerk asks me what I'm looking for
>"Hi I'm XYZ, can I help you"
>friendly black guy, pretty helpful
>I try on my jeans, they fit so I go buy them
>cashier asks who helped me pick my jeans
>forgot the name of course
>"I forgot, sorry"
>can't see him right now
>"that's fine, what does he look like?"
>be terrible at remembering places
>"Um, he's black?"
>"Uh, okay"
>pay my jeans and leave
wtf is with you mongoloids going down on whores, Jesus Christ
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terrible at remembering faces I mean.

Didn't help that I knew he wasn't the only black guy working there.
holy fuck haha based
Did you lose the weight?
Ladyboys are accepted there but they still aren’t considered actual women so most people are going to treat you like you’re gay or a weirdo for being into them. Thais also like to make fun of foreigners for getting fooled by them all the time. Something similar almost happened to me once.
>at a bar drinking with two Thai girls
>hadn’t been in Thailand long but knew ladyboys were pretty common
>underestimated how common they were
>could easily pick out the really obvious ones but didn’t realize how cheap it was to get surgery over there so if they had a pair of boobs I just thought they were really ugly women
>waitress comes over to take our order
>has a pretty nice rack and face looks ok in the bar lighting
>didn’t think I was paying that much attention to her but when she walks away the two girls I’m with exchange glances
>one pulls on my arm
>asks me “do you think she’s cute?” or “do you like her?” referring to the waitress
>don’t know what they’re getting at, maybe they got jealous for some reason
>still say something like “yeah I guess” without thinking about it too hard
>they both burst out laughing
>turns out it was a ladyboy
>they point at me and chant “ladyboy ladyboy!” while laughing
>feel really sheepish
>when the waitress comes back can barely look at her and just mumble a thanks
>they laugh again when she leaves
Eventually they either forgot about it or didn’t care anymore and just wanted money because they still went home with me that night. But I can imagine how embarrassing it would have been if I actually flirted with the LB or got their number.
>be me
>actual Thai person
>first time in the UK, touring a museum
>need to piss
>go to the front desk
>stand awkwardly for a few seconds
>start trying to speak with an english accent + slang for no reason
>everything besides "the loo" is inaudible because I'm mumbling or stuttering
>group of people at the front desk just stare at me blankly
>walk away pretending to be picking up a phone call and speaking in Thai
yes but it's gyno so I've got a lot of work ahead of me before it's not weird
didn't go there for whores, was just something I wanted to try. Never again
In a perfect world that wouldn't be cringe, if he's the only black guy there then it's an easy way to identify him. You didn't do anything wrong fren.
Did you find the loo?
I actually hung around the area hoping someone else would ask where it was for me but gave up after a few minutes
:( , What did you do then?

If i were there i would let you piss in my mouth haha
>>they both burst out laughing
>>turns out it was a ladyboy
>>they point at me and chant “ladyboy ladyboy!” while laughing
>>feel really sheepish
>>when the waitress comes back can barely look at her and just mumble a thanks
>>they laugh again when she leaves

I feel bad for the waitress having to serve shitty customers
I'm not going to disagree that it was pretty shitty, but I was young and it was my first time dealing with a situation like that and could only react with embarrassment because I still equated it to being attracted to a dude. These days I don't give a fuck anymore and have had ladyboys sit down and talk/drink with me and I just treat them the same as anyone else.
>last year in Japan for comiket
>meet up with some /trv/
>some german guy wants to meet up, others met on /trv/ not in tokyo yet so figure whatever
>fine at first but begins going full kensama shortly after
>grab a few strong 0's since going to be walking around
>dude gets pissy about drinking in public even though off the main walk in aki
>starts going off about how americans don't know shit about beer
>we go by a few shops dude goes full weeb picking up was the order rabbit and fate doujins
>bruh moment
>goes full kensama at this point being very preachy about japan, culture, and shit pretty much everything sounding like it came off an anime/weeb wet dream. Tries to explain how his doujinshit is fine and legal here
>will not shut up about this shit
>try to change the subject by saying I can show him good beer at this microbrewery by where I use to live
>at bar dude has like 2 beers and starts whipping out his doujins to read in public right there
>"anon iz fine japan different than america, itz part of teh culture here"
>clearly buzzed after 2 beers wants to know where some good japanese girls are
>tell him we could probably find something later, ask what japanese he knows
>says he knows it can't speak it worth a damn though
>find his hotel is right next to a 300 yen bar, figure this is a good starting point and since he can't handle alcohol is close to his place to stumble back to
>gets ultra pissed that there are other foreigners at the bar even though it's just a couple from aussie land
>he gets super pissed that there isn't anyone to talk to about his doujin obsession and anime
>gets drunk and storms off trying to find "real japanese to hang out with"
>never been back on discord, wasn't at the comiket meet, or trv meet

Not sure what happened to him but I guess he probably lost all his money in roppongi
Damn bro, sounds like a cringey day in general. Fwiw I met a dude off /trv/ once and it was a fucking blast. Everyone strikes out every now and then. Open weebs are generally sort of shit to hang out with. I say this as a repressed weeb.
>visit one of the more low-key red light districts
You mean the one by Tengachaya? That one serves anyone who pays bruh. I took a friend there here is some cringe
>friend visiting never been outside his country
>heard about Osaka red light being a better deal than tokyo
>wants me to show him where it is like... uhh okay
>once we get there starts asking me what one is good like somehow I know what's good for him
>walk up and down the street tell him to just pick one, not feeling it tonight
>wants me to do the talking to get him a girl to suck his dick
>like tf bro
>just tell him to point to what he wants and leave not going to get into that convo

The rest of the people I met were pretty cool that winter, wasn't as good as 2018 but overall was still fun.
I had something like that happen.
>working in Japan
>new guy comes in
>he's this goofy looking dude from mexico
>a little awkward but seems like a good guy
>first thing he starts talking about is anime
>oh boy here we go
>offer to take him out to see some thing since I had been in Japan for over a year already
>he starts unironically calling me senpai
>first place he wants to go is akihabara
>sure why not
>we get there and he's like a kid in a candy store
>dude obviously loves japan and this is a dream come true for him
>starts off harmless at first but he gets more and more obnoxious as the day goes on
>starts saying konichiwa to random passerbys and repeating the few stock Japanese phrases he knows
>we go into a multi-story shop that has different things on each floor
>he goes off to a different floor while I'm checking out some CDs
>comes back up to me later carrying a big box
>"look what i got senpai!"
>it's one of those big hip shaped onaholes
>doesnt even have a bag and is carrying it around proudly
>"haha i just got it as a prank i'm not really going to use it haha"
>have to walk around with him carrying the thing the whole time for the rest of the day
>people keep looking at it on the train while the guy remains completely oblivious browsing /a/ on his phone
I couldn't believe there were actually people that lacked any kind of self-awareness like that.
Japan always has the best cringe shit since most weebs have 0 self awareness to how they are fucking up everything
>In Sapporo for christmas
>Christmas market meet some pilots staying in and some easy going ESL's
>chilling having some hot sake
>random ass weeb dude out of fucking no where shows up
>says hello/intros himself then like first talking point out of his mouth is I shit you not:
>So does anyone know where the mixed onsens are? Do you all want to go to one we could hang out there?
>everyone is like DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
>Try to change the topic saying "hah bit cold out for one, besides not into the whole naked with a bunch of randos lol"
>dude double downs on the topic
>"Why there is nothing wrong about the human body. Do americans actually feel bad being naked?"
>dude literally made all the girls insanely weirded out
>starts asking why we are in Japan I say that I just like it during the holidays and comiket is fun
>He orgasmism at the topic about some super creep shit
>try to mention about it's cold and ask if anyone knows a good bar/pub around
>struggling to find any topic to change to but everything blows up
>group dissolves right there and then thanks to cringe-kun
>meet up a few later head to a bar and drink there laughing at what the fuck just happened
I thought all mexicans were NT as fuck, I guess I was wrong. But generally speaking most mexicans (latinos actually) I meet are pretty NT, ive never met a mexican autist before but I guess they exist lol
awwwwwwww <3
hahahahhahaha ahhh...
>discreetly pull on my dick
you mean you tried to like subtly stealth fap to get some blood flowing
I think cabana of cope has a better ring
this is next level thank you for sharing
yep, you understand

>in hostel in thailand because flight got in late at night
>room with 3 koreans
>morning comes
>getting ready to leave
>"so how do you say goodbye in japanese"
>his expression gets so intense and stern
>we. are. korean.
i guess they really don't like nips?
You'll never be a woman, faggot
I've did the same thing in Chiang Mai, felt like the biggest dick head alive, luckily the guy on the bunk below was a sound Irish guy who didn't even mind much
Mixing up races is kind of bad in general, but Koreans really hate being mistaken for Japanese.
>in Guam
>tons of Asians vacation there
>talking to a Korean girl at the bar
>things are going pretty well
>my buddy comes up and sees the girl
>smiles and says “ Kon'nichiwa!” genuinely just trying to be friendly
>her entire demeanor changes
>says “I’m Korean” while giving us one of the coldest glares I’ve ever seen
>puts her drink down and just walks out
>my friend gives me a look like “sorry bro”
>I kind of shrug it off too because it wasn’t like I was trying to bang her or anything we were just having a random conversation
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Japanese and Koreans literally hate each other almost as much as Saudis and Iranians. I mean, they fucking hate each other. Can't tell you how many times I was just casually talking to a Japanese person and the convo just becomes about how annoying/dangerous koreans are out of nowhere. You guys fucked up.
I'm Korean myself (no, I'm not that annoying kimcel who shitposts on /trv/), and I don't mind when I'm mistaken for Japanese. There are a lot worse things you can call me. I'd rather be mistaken for Japanese than mainland Chinese.
korean here too, I dont care if people mistake me for a japanese or a mainland chinese. most of the mainland chinese ive met have been pretty based, a little dorky but thats ok
Are you guys actually Korean though or Korean American?
I'm >>1909054 and I was born in South Korea. I don't have US citizenship.
Interesting. Maybe those anons just got unlucky.
>be me
>in Vientiane, Laos with 2 guys I met while travelling
>decide to rent motorbikes to explore town
>one guy (experienced rider) decides to get a dirt bike
>other guy (can't ride) decides to get an automatic scooter
>I (also can't ride) decide to get a dirt bike
>old, white guy who seems to be running the rental place senses my apprehension and lets me ride circles out back for a while
>seems easy enough
>2 other guys pull off onto super busy, one-way road
>slap my helmet visor down, thinking I'm badass
>put it into first
>road is insanely busy and chaotic
>gotta move off quickly
>shoot across the road and hit brand new, freshly polished pickup truck
>bike fender broken, wheel arch on pickup dented and scratched
>dozens of people on busy road stop and stare in disbelief
>shamefur dispray
>white guy in shop makes a quick exit (no idea why)
>Laos mechanic guy from shop comes over and recovers the bike
>spend next 2 hours in shop signing insurance documents
>go to a nightclub in ao nang
>autistic retard so I just sit there and drink
>after an hour a gorgeous girl comes to me
>hi I am femanon
>we start to talk it turns out she is from netherlands
>after 10 minutes she grabs my hand and we go dancing
>I never did it before so I dance akwardly
>for some weird reason she is still interested in me
>we go to talk again
>after a while she grabs my hand again we leave the nightclub
>we go to the abandomed part of a beach
>shit just go real
>we sit on a sunbed
>I am starting to get really nervous
>she obvioisly wanted from me to take the first move but I was nervos as fuck
>she grabbed my hand and put it on her legs
>still no response for me
>she finally realized I am an antisocial kisless virgin retard and tells me oh it os late I need to go
>we get up, she says something I didnt understand probably in dutch
>"sorry I didnt understand"
>"oh you didnt understand"
>"well my hotel is that way so bye"
>Not playing it off as a bit of honest fun, like a Chad.
Cucked yourself there, anon.
if I'm able as a non native speaker to understand Indians, it's those guys bad, not your fault
holy fuck this might be the worst one
I can picture this perfectly in my head and I can't stop laughing.
Actual Torontofag here. You sound like a frequenter of the Wellesley and Shelbourne fag bars. Even prairiefaggots don't prairie dog anywhere as much as you.
>giving a shit about being a grower
Also they probably laughed cause that's gay as fuck my dude.
I would've expected some kind of innate action to kick in, especially after drinking. An opportunity literally fell onto your lap and you didn't capitalized. That's brutal. Have you gotten any better since?
This was 3 years ago. I will become a wizard in april aswell.
I dont get it. It 3 years being a shut in the barrier to being labelled a wizard?
You are new on 4chan right?
jeez what a nightmare
shit anon she literally put your hand in her vagoo, I'd neck myself if I had missed that opportunity.
been here a year this month..
please just tell me what that means
A wizard is a 30-year old virgin, you dumb adolescent
>30yo virgin
okay anon, let's go to pattaya
>In Thailand
>Getting fat as fuck
>Decide to do a Water fast
>3rd Day in I Wake up
>Hearts pounding can barely stand up Feel really sick
>I put on some clothes go to the elevator
>Vision is blurry
>Need some vitamins from the Mall
>Walking to the mall
>Passout outside a streetfood stand
>Some asain mans standing over me with a bowl of bone broth.
>Drink it
>Feel Way better
>Get to the mall
>Take vitamins feel fine
what's your demographic like? I ask that cus how did he know to offer you food? were you ribs sticking out of your skin?
That's not cringe. It's just funny.
You have shit friends.
Did you consume nothing but water? If so, you got water poisoning from a lack of sodium which makes your brain swell and could lead to brain damage, or even death. The broth guy probably saved your life by getting sodium into your system.
Actual retard who thinks like this
>Decide to do a Water fast
Stop reading women's "health" articles.
Visited tokyo in april 2016. I am from a poor slavic shithole. Never been to japan before, so it was a surprise that locals know no english (thats unusual worldwide). After a week I picked up how japanese change english words, like fokku, sutasion, sumokinugu and so on. Worked really well with taxists, waiters and so on. At the end on my stay Ive checked out odaiba, huge mall in a style of european city was closing up for the day. So I asked nearest middle aged japanese guy wea isu ecusito? To which he replied in clearest english, on the level I cant speak even 4 years later. I bet he thought I am a typical retarded weeb trying to find gundam statue neaby.
Funny, but would be funnier if you did it to some Asian guy in New York City.
This happened in a certain European shithole

>With bro in a hostel for a few days
>First night he's tired, I'm horny
>Make a Grindr account and find some 7/10 trans girls about 2km away
>Bit of a trek at 2am
>Chat with them a bit, seems sketchy but do not care because I'm horny
>Send me details
>My mate is asleep so I get dressed and creep out onto the streets
>This is downtown btw
>Random men on street corners
>Start thinking this might be retarded
>Nearing hotel anyway
>Get to hotel, seems like a shithole
>Wait outside and send msg
>No response
>Out in the cold for 10 mins, man on street corner watching me on his phone
>Truly hate myself for doing this
>Finally msg
>Girl says I can't come in unless she pays for extra guest
>Says I'll need to give reception passport
>Ok fine whatever
>Finally one of the girls in pics appears at doors
>Genuine 2/10, pics must be from yrs ago, so many acne scars
>I must continue, however
>Go to reception, give passport
>Me and her go up elevator, one of those really tiny shitty ones
>She bought two 500ml heineken bottles for us
>Stare at eachother bc it's so cramped
>Really know I've got too deep now
>She kisses me on lips
>Says "you'll do good"
>We get out, got to her room
>We enter and first thing I see is not the other tgirl
>It's a naked, very fat sweaty man prob 40s
>He walks beside me, closes door and locks it
>I go numb
>He walks back deeper into the room, I'm standing still
>I simply unlock the door, twisting it, and walk out
>Look back at the tgirl and fat sweaty man staring at me
>I just say "Sorry" very awkwardly
>Bolt down nearest stairs
>What is wrong with me
>Reach reception
>The receptionist genuinely looks worried for me, I'm obviously acting up
>Take passport back - he was filling in a form or some shit
>He opens door for me
>Out on to the streets
>Leg it back to hostel
>Live another day
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That’s not even cringe. That’s just sad.
True travel experience right here. Had similar experiences in Xian and Bangkok.

Really makes you feel alive speed walking through a foreign city at 3am hoping nobody saw what just happened.
>In Northern India at a dusty suburban bus station outside of some town I forget the name of (Jaisalmer maybe?)
>its dark, late in the evening and I'm waiting to catch an overnight sleeper bus heading west
>locals only in the entire town and for miles around, this is off the tourist trail and i'm also there in the off season
>some young indian dude in his 20s sees me sitting on a waiting bench and comes up to talk to me
>seems friendly and like he just wants to practice his really poor english so i humour him to kill time
>as we're chatting about the weather i notice other people in the bus station are looking at me oddly
>my bus arrives and I go to board
>the indian dude i'm talking to also gets up to get on the bus, he walks ahead and gets on in front of me
>narrow schoolbus style bus with bench seats, i have an assigned row in the back as per my ticket
>this indian dude is literally standing in the middle of the aisle blocking my way
>in polite canadian fashion i say excuse me and go to squeeze past him
>immediately as I do so he grabs my dick and balls with one hand and my chest with his other and lets out a moan
>basically pinned against him in the aisle so I push him away, back out, and get out of the bus
>old indian dudes at the bus station laughing
>the guy who molested me just gets off and walks away
>got molested by the town gay rapist
>the bus I got on wasn't even the right bus, it arrived about an hour later
>the bus I got on wasn't even the right bus
Based town gay molester helping you get to your destination
>That’s just sad.
yeah, the new half didnt even mention the 40 yo fatass joining
>Had similar experiences in Xian and Bangkok.
I gotta read them. Dont tease me like that, time to share anon
I'll work my way up to it. In the meantime this is also me
Don't hold out on us my molested friend
cheers, looking forward to reading that with my morning coffee in 8 hours. To pay it forward, I will rack my brain and try to resurface something
That was very mean anon
Yeah I think he knows that and he'll never forget
Which country was it in? Why did you even say it?
>Top this though
Did you forget to mention the punch line?
I would have stolen your stuff and took a shit in your shoes if that happened to me.
What is it about Indians that make them so undesirable? Now that I think about it I've never interacted with one in real life for any lasting amount of time and there barely seem to be any in my country in the first place. All I know is like those screencaps of weird Indian dudes creeping on girls on facebook and shit but that's not exactly exclusive to one race. And that a lot of them are telephone/tech scammers apparently.
jfc yall are fat gay weebs
they're autistically pushy and aggressive in such a way that you balk at their lack of self-awareness indains and arabs are like asperger aggressive and pushy in totally unacceptable situations
Taking someone's prostitute isn't "cucking" them. It's just rude.
It's not as if he can't walk 3 feet and find another.

>kissing a hooker on the lips

What the fuck
How do you live like that?
lurk 2 years before posting faggot
kill yourself
>at airport, got some hot food and wanted to sit down in the food court area
>indian is sitting at table with 10 empty extra chairs
>ask if I can take one of the chairs
>he says no, he's waiting on friends
>I'm surprised and ask again
>he says "I need them all!" and flails his arms in the air
>I feel embarrassed but end up finding a spare chair elsewhere

another one
>at the pokemon center in japan
>long queue, waiting my turn
>overweight white otaku stereotype at the register
>I'm people watching so not really paying attention
>white guy finishes, takes a real deep fucking bow in front of the cashier
>everyone's staring
>feel a bit embarrassed for the guy but at least he's trying, I guess
I am wagecucking all the time, then in summer I empty my bank account and I go somewhere for a month. Then I start again
We talk that way in South Africa all the time, Americans are retarded
>Big lips
>Huge nose
>Dark curly hair
>Looks like he enjoys rap music
How is that not more offensive than just saying his skin color? I don't know if this is just bait or if Americans are really this fucked in the head.
I dont get this, were they going to kill/rob you?
>early 20s
>go to Thailand for business trip
>bored one evening and ask female colleague if she wants to go for a massage
>go to a place other female colleagues have suggested because they "don't do that other stuff"
>in my mind this is a good thing cus I wont be tempted by offers
>on our way there my colleague tells me she often falls asleep during massages
>arrive and get our feet washed
>go upstairs into separate rooms partitioned by a single curtain. Both of us only 2 meters away from one another.
>massage starts
>close my eyes to make things less awkward
>laying on my back while this old 40s something thai momma keeps snickering
>um, is she's intentionally contacting my cock while focusing on my legs?
>try not to get hard
>open my eyes and make confident eye contact with her while she smiles
>try not to hard hard
>she makes a wanking motion and points to leave the current bed
>diamonds.exe compiled
>"1000 baht?"
>"yes." - penis
>follow her across the upstairs floor with by boner max tenting the linen shorts they make you wear
>pray to god I don't run into anyone else
>get to another stall with bamboo partitions and a table in the center
>hop on and pull down my shorts
>gives me a handy for what must've been 10-15 minutes while my cock refuses to coom
>tell her that's enough and go back to the first stall beside my colleague, still max tenting
>what the fuck did I just chance type of moment of reflection
>see the curtain has kinda been opened
>I can see my colleague's masseuse sitting perched, rubbing her shoulders but also kinda peering into my stall
>hope to god my colleague was asleep for the negotiation and exiting/entering the stall
>times up
>walking away from the building
>"how was your massage?"
>play it cool anon
>"it was just okay.. they didn't dig into my muscles enough. I like tougher massages"
>replies with a passive agreement
>convinced she is none the wiser
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>mfw credit card alert for foreign transaction of $250
>mfw I see the location
>mfw I realize I left my wallet behind while going to the other stall
>mfw I realize that's why the curtain was more open and the other masseuse was looking into my stall
>mfw I paid $300 for a tug when I didn't even coom and I chanced my colleagues finding out
I actually laughed pretty hard at this one.
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> Be me 17 Pretty, very very handsome and very tall in a country of short not good looking people plus I just lost all my weight, used to be very fat so my confidence was up to 1000% like a dragon waking up
> Be in vacation in Mexico, Puebla at modern Hilton hotel celebrating New Years (Stupid cause we live very near Puebla)
> I hate family so I satay in hotel when they go and rent another hotel in far small town in Puebla
> 4 Days for fear and loathing alone
> Go outside to smoke handmade local apple flavored cigs, so so good
> Femanon is a 8.7/10 and Swiss girl, joins me
>omg this is what it feels like,
> She says hi and we talk, I give her one of the apple cigs, she loves them
>I ask her what she doing here, she says she is staying there because she is moving to Puebla (lots of foreigners live there)
> Be me and act like Im not really impressed, even mean at times
> She says its weird that there's someone of my age that acts like me, does what I do is alone and comfy
>So I ask her her age and she says 26 omgogogmgogmg and I had just seen the graduate so I was like a jew after eating baby
> She says if I want to eat with her and I ask what and she says room service omogmgogmogmg ITS HAPPENING
> We are in the elevator and I start shaking because I had low sugar since I hadn't eaten sugar in years and I ate a chocolate before, she asks why and I say I'm cold and she says awgh
I'm typing in phone and I'm a bit drunk plus I English is a third language that much
> We enter her room which is full of LV suitcases and I somehow stop shaking and feel comfy.
> I ask her where is her family and she says "why?" while giving me a grin
> I sit at the bed, she says she wants to brush her teeth and put her pajama and order what I want for her and me, she says she wants something sweet.
> I order fried octopus for both and a bottle of tequila
>She comes out and she says she likes how I talked to him, that I'm very confident (Me in my head: She's believing it ogmgomg)
>She says what do I want to do and I says we should watch a movie
>She says e can't while looking at her phone and shows me her mom message saying they returned from the pool and that we should leave quickly
>We're leaving and I'm like 4 feet from her, the family exits elevator and greets her, they'd not know im with her, so I just keep walking straight.
> Go to my room and feel like shit, I didn't had her number because I was with her the whole time, still say to myself that it will happen again, something like that because I'm not fat anymore
That's 2/?
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>realize that there will never be another opportunity to do it again
>still feeling the 1000% confidence boost I go back to the hotel room and knock on the door
>dad answers "who is this?"
>say I'm room service and someone ordered something
>when he opens the door I burst through, and walk directly to her
>she is like "anon what are you doing?"
>parents shocked
>I take her and give her the deepest most passionate kiss
>she gives in
>parents read the situation, understand and leave the room
>we fall onto the bed making out and groping each other
>reach down to her pussy but there is a bulge
>whatever Ive gone this far already and she is still hot as fuck
>she is like legit 7 inches soft wtf

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> 2 hours later, 12 pm
> I'm in floor 12 so I go to the emergency stairs and I take a smoke, I'm only wearing underwear because of my ex fat confidence, not even socks
> Door closes and I try to open it and you can only open it from inside and I freak out
> Walk downstairs, someone on the street is recording me so I try to be as fast as I can.
> Enter the lobby and there' lots and lots of people watching the new year
>20 , 19, 18 ! and so on, like 200 people in there I think, mostly foreigners and lots of 9/10's
> I walk casually and everyone starts looking at me and I see the girl and her family, she looks so shocked
>It's exactly like in Birdman, press elevator Botton and it's taking a lot of time, enter elevator.
>Go into room
>Forgot my room card
>Everything feels so so bad so I wait like 15 minutes outside so when I go down there's not that much people since the countdown ended and it's already 2019
> No one is in the elevator and I go down
>Doors open and her and her family are waiting to get in the elevator, we're so close to each other and they just stand still, the little sister laughs at me, I go out and say to the lobby guys that I lost my card while a fat security guy is telling me to get out and that I'm committing a crime, the girl in the lobby says me to calm down, start to cry and she tells me to enter a room with her and she says to his co worker to bring me a pool bathrobe while I'm there crying like a pig, she starts to touch me and tell me that it's okay and I will laugh about this later,
> Guy brings bathrobe, she puts me the bathrobe because I'm shaking
> I go to my room
> me in the bed watching before sunset on a small cheap TV
This is 3/?

Thanks for ruining my story manlet nigger
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> Knock knock, I open the door
>It's the girl and the manager and they have a pizza with a 200ml bottle of wine, they say they felt so bad and told me that I was so pale
>I was thankful but at this point I felt like I'm goin was going to pass out, I say thank you really blah blah
>manager gets a radio call and he leaves, me and the girl chit chat a little bit, awkward
>I say thank you and close the door while she gives me this stare
> Eat the cheap pizza while realizing I could have invited her
> Can't sleep and I end up watching the whole BEFORE trilogy
> Feel nausea from eating the pizza, I feel so bad and I put my finger on my throat and I puke.
> Too ashamed to go out so I basically stay locked in there
>Family returns and when we leave he shows me the bill because I ate all that was in the fridge and gives me the death look
> we go to have breakfast at a nearby restaurant, we sit and right next to me is her family
>Spend all breakfast hearing little laughs
>While my dad was driving he gets a call from school that I had failed maths, chemistry and that I would have to go there to take classes in vacation for 2 weeks, he basically tells me he hates me during the drive

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I would have killed myself after that
I started shaking a lot too after eating something with sugar, having not eaten sugar in a lot of time
>> Can't sleep and I end up watching the whole BEFORE trilogy
Based af
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Sorry anon but you must admit you set that up I had no choice but to finish the layup.

Why are you upset?
this story gives me an empty dreadful feeling. There was an opportunity to capitalize and you couldn't, but also being alone in a hotel is the fucking worst. You might as well be in a cell underground
These are the stories that reinforce the idea that in most cases living with the regret you did something is a lot easier than the regret of not doing something.
I dunno that dude would have puked all over the hotel girl if he invited her ig
this would be a good David Lynch short
Tokyo train system was confusing as fuck.
>>parents read the situation, understand and leave the room
>early 20s, decent looking but shit confidence especially after getting dumped by gf
>staying with family in hotel in New Orleans for a week

>flirt with hot girl at hotel but don't get her number
>see her with her sisters or something in lobby later
>i glance at them and they all giggle
>don't do shit cause i'm a pussy

>go to music bar with family and cute black girl is the singer
>she keeps flirting with me from the stage calling me "white chocolate"
>don't do shit cause i'm a pussy
>see her again at the market next day
>she says hi to me and calls me it again
>don't do shit cause i'm a pussy

>hanging on the rooftop of hotel with brother
>unattractive older lesbian is talking to us
>she's a fucking weirdo so it's fun talking to her
>going back to room, just me and her in elevator
>she says i can have "whatever i want"
>i say "what do you mean"
>she gives me a look like WTF do you think?
>i realize she wants my dick
>say "i'm gonna go to bed"
>later decide i should go fuck her because i'm a retard
>go to her floor not knowing which room she was on
>TV noise coming from only one room so i knock on the door
>it's her
>she invites me in and gives me beer
>her gf is asleep in next room
>she basically says we can't do anything
>i leave
>next morning i'm checking out with family in the lobby and she is there
>we walk past her and i pray to god she doesn't say anything in front of my family
>she doesn't
>the end

>another night, we all go drinking at some bar on Decatur Street
>get black out drunk
>apparently i was flirting with some hot girl all night
>brother says she was into me, probably could have fucked
>no memory of any of this
>takes a real deep fucking bow in front of the cashier
never met a kensama irl, japs must be cringing hardcore at this shit
absolutely brutal, hope you survived
>Looks like he enjoys rap music

Lmao. Jokes aside tho there are people who unironically use racist stereotypes because they are afraid to use the word black lol
>t. N5
the thought alone made me chuckle
same, I met a dude in Hong Kong and turns out he's from my native country lol, bro even tried helping me get a job at his company
If he was an American it makes sense. Everyone gives them, literally whatever they want.
Cringe? Or total A1 Based?
((((((black anon here)))))))
Story checks out. US is getting lamer by the minute. California has already fallen
>on my way back from japan after visiting to meet a friend
>because of how I scheduled my flight have a stayover in thailand for like 3 days
>never been before
>young guy at the time, 23
>from an island around guam and ambiguously brown
>not exactly a full-on twink but I was pretty slim at the time, only weighing a little over 150lbs
>hotel is in pattaya
>first night there go out to walk around to try and find some food and see whats around
>genuinely not there for sex or hookers and have no idea how pattaya works
>a little overwhelmed
>finally just randomly go to one of those bars that have a view of the street
>sit on a stool overlooking the street and decide to take a break until someone comes and takes my order or something
>only a couple of thai guys in the bar
>they keep looking over me and giggling while saying "hello" in really girly voices
>kind of weirded out but don't think much of it
>these old white guys who pass by on the street keep looking at me
>after a while one comes and sits next to me
>says hello, I say hi back and give him a polite smile but don't really feel like talking to anyone
>he keeps sitting next to me
>five minutes pass and he's been checking me out the whole time
>he finally asks "how much?"
>no idea what he's talking about
>says something again in thai
>still have no idea what he's talking about
>eventually he gets annoyed and gets up and sits somewhere else
>a bit later I see him leaving the bar holding hands with one of the thai guys that was there
>find out more about thailand later and realize I was at a gay bar and the guy must have assumed I worked there and he was asking me how much to go to his hotel
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Rookie mistake, this is why you buy hookers with cash.
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I know but my older female colleagues (plural) said it was a reputable place to go. It's just too ironic that I went for 2 massages prior to that by myself and none of that shit happened
also, I did pay that massage and happy ending with cash. They went through my wallet when I left it behind and got my credit card details
Have sex.
>visiting @home because why not
>first floor is bustling and a show is going on
>remember that the polite thing to do is move on to the next floor if the floor you're on seems too busy, also I'm scared of social interactions so I really didn't want to go in there and approach someone to ask if I could enter
>end up on the 2nd or 3rd floor, no one is around and it's pretty quiet
>stand there by the door awkwardly waiting for someone to talk to me
>a couple of otakus show up behind me and wait, not sure if they were being socially retarded and polite waiting for me to talk to someone since I was in the way of the door, or if we really were just supposed to wait there until someone let us in
>finally a manager-san looking lady walks out looking down at the floor to walk past and ignore me
>brings her head back up to look at the otakus with a smile and welcomes them in
>I just watch expressionless as the otakus look at me awkwardly and I look to them
>lady walks away and the otakus shyly cut in front of me to walk in
>I nod at them as we look at each other implying "don't worry, I'm fine" and they nod and continue inside
>I just leave and go up to the last floor and a cheery maid welcomes me in
>I flirt with a couple of them and they play with my phone like a chad because even though I'm socially retarded I'm still a gaijin-sama
To this day I don't know if it was pure racism or a colossal misunderstanding because me and the otakus are social failures and we can't figure these things out. She might have assumed I was going to walk in but noticed the line and then spoke up to let everyone know it was okay to just walk in without anyone there.
I actually live my life by this. Wasted too many years not acting.
You don't have to fuck everyone, anon.
Don't tell me what I can't do.
Indians are like the black woman when it comes to international dating, it's just that not many non Indians find Indian men attractive.
Not my story (happened to a friend of mine) but maybe you'll find it funny
>be my friend
>holiday in RD (or DR for anglos)
>he wants to buy something for his parents
>wanders in search of a souvenir
>finds local who sells handmade craftsmanship (artesanías)
>how much for that.mp3
>it's xyz señor
>buys it but he has no change
>local dominicano says: that's ok, you can fuck my sister or my mother
That's what you get for being a retarded faggot.
of course it's bait, that or he was in a gentrified neighborhood in LA
>be in russia
>be with qt in hotel
>she blows me
>get up to shower
>left a shit stain on the sheets.
those russian bears...
Lmao never ever ride a manual motorcycle without good training and mastery of the clutch and gears. I did almost this same thing, but when i was 12 on a friends dirt bike. Thankfully didn't hit any vehicles. Next time stick to the autoscooters or better yet, take a riding class before you go.
This is literally painful. How low is your self esteem? You had a cute Dutch girl throwing herself at you and your mind couldn't accept that a girl was attracted to you? Sad.
>Can't handle the bantz
i bet she was ugly as fuck as all european heathers
Delightfully cringey read
>Stay in a hostel in Rome.
>Room is shared with a Vietnamese guy and a couple of 'Murican guys, roughly 23-24 years old.
>The 'Muricans are about among the most obnoxious people I've ever shared a room with, loud and often drunk.
>On the third day of my stay, after realizing I'm Italian, they approach me.
>"Bro, is it true that Rome has a ghetto?"
>"Oh yes, it's true, it's very near to Piazza Argentina."
>They turn around to look at each other before high fiving.
>"Yooo bro! Gonna get some good smoke over here!"
>"I'm coming for ya bitches!"
>And so they leave, and I'm a bit confused.
>Meet them again the same night just as I'm going under my covers.
>"Bro, that wasn't the ghetto." one told me "that was a lame-ass place full of cramped streets."
>I'm perplexed. and asked "But it is, though?"
>Only then I realize there had been a slight misunderstanding.
I don't get it, does ghetto mean something else in Italian?
When Italian cities say they have a "ghetto", it refers to the old Jewish part of the city. Sure, it's also used to refer to "neighbourhoods inhabitated mostly by minorities", but that's not what you'd see written on maps.

They clealry thought "ghetto" was an "American ghetto". Which is to say, poor, crime-ridden and probably full of black people.
Ah, okay that's what I suspected. I don't really get how that's cringe though, seems like an honest misunderstanding and also the Americans sounded like retards anyway.
Argie here too, why didnt you fuck a girl from your own country? you are living somewhere else?
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when I was in Tokyo I went to Golden Gai with the intention of sitting down in one of the bars but I was too shy and anxious to enter any of the small places so I broke down and I started crying
Bear in mind that I was traveling with 2 friends
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Dude are you literally a tranny or something?
Golden Gai kinda sucks, Ginza 300 is way more chill.
>Stay in a hostel in Rome, near the main train station
>Meet fellow German /trv/eller in the evening
>Guy doesn't drink and is less degenerate than me but pretty chill, not cringe at all, we stroll around Termini while shitposting IRL.
>I drink beers I carry around in a plastic bag, I often do this abroad if I can openly drink alcohol, and I get pretty drunk at this point
>We separate ways after getting pizza, I stay outside to drink one more beer before going back to my room
>Black Nigerian weed dealer suddenly appears in front of my hostel, asks me if I want to smoke weed
>"Yes, why not?"
>Weed is Amsterdam-tier, I'm not a huge stoner so I get pretty fucked up from a few puffs while he introduces me to his other dealer friends in the adjacent street
>Feel like this guy is my friend now
>We go back in front of the hostel, and then I ask him "Hey, so, are you staying here every night? Do you live near here?" because I'm a curious naive tourista
>Guy suddenly becomes confrontational: "Why are you asking me this? What do you want to know, huh?"
>"N-nothing, I think I gonna go back to my room"
>"Yeah, you better go back to your room"
>Go back to the room I shared with 3 tidy Japanese guys, and get paranoid in my bed about getting robbed while everything is spinning in the dark for a few hours

I guess the moral of the story is that drug dealers are never your friends, and that burger dudebros should just go to Termini if they want to get some weed.
>flies out to Africa just to make fun of how poor Africans are
Afrika would actually be functional countries on the same level as Poland if they just didnt go independent and just let white people continue to run their countries

Decolonisation was Afrika's fall of Rome
Anon you're missing the point. Regardless of what the reasons for Africans being poor are, if you're a poor African, not being in a poor shithole anymore is going to be an uphill battle. Obviously it's not impossible, but it's unlikely. I think it's fair to say that your average random African has little to do with the current circumstances of his country and making fun of him, individually, for being poor, is downright sadistic, and, ironically, very niggerish.

Except I am the African, but with sex instead of money. Therefore the anon that made fun of me is a black retard gorilla nigger. Thank you.
no, I'm a boy
we went there because an anon here rec it and had a good time
nigger please. there is a reason niggers produced close to zero smart folks. niggers are goot at music and basketball. thats it
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>niggers are good at music
But you're gay or something right? Who cries because they didn't go in a bar? Do you have a nice ass? Can you post it here so I could uh show my gay friend? Are you hairless?
why are you asking a drug dealer personal questions like that? of course he'd get pissed. weirdo. he treated u like a friend and introduced him to his friends and you went full cop mode on him.
>amerigolems can't even ride manual motorcycles

Thais are a bit autistic like that. They can be very mean-spirited to each other, which is why western-educated Thais dream of escaping the country.
Yeah, that was stupid, but in my drunk tourista mind, I thought he would share some stories about how life is in Rome as a drug dealer, like when you smalltalk with normies asking what they are doing for a living. I only realized after his reaction that this is a undercover cop-tier question to ask.

It's one of the only travel cringekino stories I have to tell, but now it reminds me of the time when I was chitchatting with a couple of girls in Utrecht while waiting for a bus to Germany.
I told them at some point I have been a bit too close with a passenger girl in the previous bus I took to come to the Netherlands, and that when she left to go back to her weird Dutch brutalist surburb, she didn't seem too happy that I pressed my butt a bit against hers at some point of night.
One of the two girls thought I was an absolute creep, the other was surprisingly humoring me in good jest, considering she was a vegan punk feminist type of girl living in Berlin.
During the night trip, she made a funny grimace at me when border guards stopped the bus to make sure no one was smuggling weed, I shrugged back at her, she laughed. She was a cool girl.

I'm not autistic all the time, but sometimes I can't help it.
>never ever ride a manual motorcycle without good training and mastery of the clutch and gears
On busy, public roads, yeah. I've since learned to ride properly, with very little "training" except just riding around on private roads.
>Next time stick to the autoscooters
Wind your neck in, cunt. I bet I ride better than you do now.
Sorry i was stern in my post. Your just lucky you didn't get fucked up.

I don't often hear of stories of them trying whatever they can to get out though, much like filipinos and other latin americans who know they can get cittizenship in someplace like US.

You would think in a place so popular for whoring more of them would try and concentrate more on finding a foreigner to latch onto.

Fucking based. How are you doing nowadays?
What is burgerpunk?
You could’ve made a joke you just reacted in a way that made them uncomfortable
lost me passport
I was riding the train in tokyo and accidentally dropped a bottle of water into a guy
You may not believe this but its true.
Was knowng the big argentinian cities by hostels alone, one night i end up taking a lot of coke with a hostel guy and didnt sleep for 3 days in rosario, i try to sleep in a long distance bus between rosario and cordoba but some guys are talking shit about my smell and my dirty clothes, still cant sleep so i start to get paranoid, so paranoid that i get my bag, run to the bathroom and go to the drivers room of the bus and convince him that some people want to kill me and i need to get out of the bus, i even give him money to let me get out of the bus on the next toll station... this was at 12:30 am,
on the toll station between rosario and cordoba the bus stop and i got out of the bus and hide totally convinced that some people where after me trying yo kill me, y get more paranoid by the second and end up running to the middle of nowhere... i dont want to go into deteails but i ended up running and crossing a river swimming in the pampas for 8 hours until i got to a minor road and was able to catch a bus to the airport... as i was talking gibberish the new bus driver called the police and i ended up in a cell in some little town of santa fe until i was checked that i wasnt a criminal or something.

Dont do drugs with people you dont know, you never know what you are taking
thots destroyed
what drug do you think it was?

while it was happening, did you realize that you were fucked up on something?
some dirty stim like speed, got full blown stim psychosis and paranoia.
maybe my tolerance was shit anyway i lost some clothes crossing the river and ended up soaked with 10 c in the middle of te night and my vacacion ruined for some days
Makes you wonder from an armchair sociology perspective if babies/kids being forced into a lot of social situations with extended family might reduce autistic behaviour. Massive extended families in mexico. Would make sense.
thats pretty fucked up lol
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>be in shinkansen station in hiroshima to osaka
>have a fuckton of shit with me
>bought okonomiyaki with egg to go to eat in the shinkansen
>wait in line to get reserved ticket with my JR pass
>okonomiyaki slips to the floor
>oh shit just like in 4chan greentexts but not spaghetti
>everyone staring at me
>clerks rush in to help me
>get sharp eyes from japs in line
>white guy in line just smiles

That was very embarrassing but at least I was traveling alone so no one will never know.

Also bought another one and it was great, it was the okonomiyaki restaurant at hiroshima station.
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10/10 would spill okonomiyaki again
You can't be serious.
Here’s the damage
checked and keked
What's NT? The opposite of autistic?
kek, sounds like you were methed out.
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Pretty fucking hilarious if true

Normal thinking. That is, not a fucking 'sperg
>White guy in line just smiles
are you actually him or am I being rused?
looks like rural japan, canada, or australia
>looks like rural Japan

you are retarded.
>he says "I need them all!" and flails his arms in the air
Holy fuck this is funny
>in Japan
>meet up with some bongs
>been a few times to Japan tell them I can help them out with a few things and I mean a FEW things
>NOPE few = everything to these people
>first dude wants to find a used panty machine
>next dude wants to find some loli shit and will not shut the fuck up about asking if he can ship it back home
>what the fuck
>take them to akihabara point to a few places
>nope these niggas want full on hand holding on shit
>make excuse that I am hungry and going to go to carls jr
>actually a good place since good wifi, charging, and was actually just wanting a burger
>they want to follow me and try burger food
>queue british """"banter"""
>didn't vote for him but he is making the economy work
>dunno work pays for it so meh
>literally textbook bong OBSESSED SHIT
>entire time have to deal with this shit
>make some remark of "yeah well least I am not the guy shoping for loli or used panties that I'd have to ditch at the airport before the country I live inasks me for a loicense on that"
>they take this super personally
>get offended
>turn out to be the biggest wimps about their "banter"

Not totally cringe but holy fuck bongs are annoying
>While my dad was driving he gets a call from school that I had failed maths, chemistry and that I would have to go there to take classes in vacation for 2 weeks, he basically tells me he hates me during the drive
god fucking damn that got way too real at the end. i feel you man. Fuck I hate family holidays so goddamn much.
I am really good looking(unironically) but also have slight autism and a collection of other mental illnesses. Stories like that has happened to me so many times I have lost count. I literally cannot fathom somebody actually being attractive to me in the moment
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Wait so I'm not even allowed to acknowledge people have different skin colours anymore? Will I get lynched for fucking this up as a foreigner in the US or can I get a big list of all the retarded customs they have there?
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Hahahaha let's relive that memory
>Meet a thai girl on interpals
>Talk a lot over 2 years, get along well
>Have to go to Singapore for work and say I'll come over to Chiang Mai for a week to finally say hi
>Head up there
>We meet
>She's very sweet, and cute
>Acts like some kind of guide/bodyguard
>Start to feel like she's frustrated/annoyed by this
>She drives me somewhere on her bike and I get told off for putting my hands on her waist.
>Leave the next day
>Recieve an upset message days later asking why I didn't make a move
Still torment myself with this memory. She's a doctor in the US now.
this happened in reverse
ouch that sucks anon, my personal life is full of regrets too. Redpill me on interpals, how does it work? Is something like hellotalk? Is it full of uggos?
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>I am really good looking(unironically)
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Based Bongs.
>my personal life is full of regrets too
same. a few of them still sting 10 years later. probably always will

Oh. No, no. I was asking how that whole thing went, sorry.

I'm not even surprised about the mexican thing. A lot of hispanics love shit like anime and fighting games of old that the normal crowd isn't really touching any longer. Hell, I didn't know this until a year or so ago but they fucking LOVE Five Nights at Freddies, from loads of bootlegged animatronics to fucking live stage plays, something not even US has pulled off yet. That shit's wild as fuck.
>can I get a big list of all the retarded customs they have there?
You could do that, or you could just avoid non white people all together for the same results.
For 3rd worlders is usually hard to buy the latest consoles/newer computers, so old shit that can run anywhere remains popular for ages
no worries lol, that would've been a great coincidence

he was a cool guy, bit older than me (which surprised me as I imagine most 4channers to be teenagers/young adults). we set up our meeting in a meet-up thread on this board and we only met once in HK because he had a flight the next day I think and unfortunately I didn't get around to meeting him in our native country yet
will try to contact him when covid is gone, he told me he's made friends with several people from /trv/, so yeah
all in all, funny experience to meet someone from this community heh
>I imagine most 4channers to be teenagers/young adults
We all grow up eventually.

t. discovered 4chan when I was 15; 31 years old now
don't worry anon, that's something that would happen to me even if I was sober. I can't handle smalltalk.
yeah, I realize that now but back then I was convinced I could leave this place one day
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>too shy and anxious to enter any of the small places so I broke down and I started crying
how do people like you function in every day life
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I had a similar experience with ameritards in Taiwan
>be alone in Taipei for a few days
>off-season, few tourists around to hang out with, hostel is pretty much empty bar for the few mainland-chinese visitors
>check several bars out, in search of english-speakers
>meet a group of US-students
>around 12 people, 1 chill black dude, 2-3 girls and the rest are whites or spics
>start smalltalk, introduce eachother
>"I'm from xyz, just here on vacation basically"
>"that's cool, we're studying environmental science in the US"
>immediately everyone except the black dude apologize for Trump
>mfw I probably would've voted for him if I was American
For me its all the wonderful people I've met in hostels over the years

>the pakistani guy in Tokyo who got blackout on 3-4 beers during pre-game at the hostel and had to be put to bed after he threw up in his tsukemen
>also in this hostel were these two Norwegian dudes, father and son, both with autism. The father never left the hostel as far as I could tell, while the son just wandered aimlessly around different neighborhoods in Tokyo. They were in Japan for three weeks and never left Tokyo.
>the british manlet in Bejing wearing hypebeast clothing who looked and acted like a preteen but was actually mid-20s and kept getting embarssingly rejected by local girls
>the really old American dude in Laos who kept looking into my eyes longingly when I grabbed a beer with him at the hostel bar and was 100% a pederast (I was 19-yo twink at the time)
>the obese, middle aged, gay Brazilian dude in Nagasaki who had come to Japan to make an "art film" that consisted of him wearing a XXXL geisha costume that he brought from Brazil and getting filmed doing weird dances in front of atomic bomb memorials in Nagasaki
>the French incel who told everyone he could that he quit his job to travel after some girl turned him down for a date

There's more of course but these were from the most recent trip except for Laos
>the French incel who told everyone he could that he quit his job to travel after some girl turned him down for a date
He sounds cool though
Yeah once you got passed the cringy 'sluthate' kinda vibes he was a pretty based dude and had travelled to some interesting places including randomly getting invited to visit a military base in Kazakhstan by soldiers he met
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>cringy 'sluthate' kinda vibes
But is this not based, itself?
>lets woman affect your life that much

You're a teenager.
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On the contrary, women don't effect my life at all. I've never even had a girlfriend. I'm an incel for different reasons than the french guy.
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Visited Helsinki last year while traveling solo. Finland is 100% hockey mad; everytime I mentioned I'm from the Seattle area, they'd say "Oh there getting a new hockey team!" as if that's the only relevant fact about Seattle they'd ever heard. Totally adorable. I am a hockey fan, attended several games over the years, including one in Helsinkin while I was there, but I was clearly not at the religious level of the Fins.

Riding around on the light rail one night just to do some sightseeing/get the lay of the land, and a big older drunk dude stumbles after boarding and basically lands in my lap. I'm mostly just annoyed but ask if he's OK. He rights himself and manages to find a seat across from me.

I chat absent-mindedly for a bit with this guy, and once he realizes I'm from the U.S. he starts shit-talking about North American hockey players in the NHL, for some reason. Like, something about how they're pussies because they don't check violently enough, or they don't fight enough, or some bullshit like that? I smile and nod in pretend agreement because who gives a shit (hockey players seem plenty tough to me just by virtue of having that job).

In retrospect I guess he was just trying to make me feel emasculated, because after his hockey insults didn't land, his tone shifted and he basically just starting directly calling me a pussy and threatening to fight. (Dude, I thought we were having a polite drunken one-sided conversation, I didn't realize you were trying to pick a fight.)

Even 44-y.o. me could have kicked this 50-something's drunk Finnish ass, but rather than start an international incident and wreck my vacation I just excused myself switched seats. It was just really off-putting; I'm already traveling alone in a weird, cold, distant country, and that just added to the eerie feeling of isolation. There were definitely other people in earshot, but if anybody noticed or heard what he was saying, they didn't acknowledge it or even look over at us.
Holy fucking cringe. I've never net a single person like that out of the hundreds I've met while travelling. Is there something about you that attracts these freaks?
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>Totally adorable.
>I smile and nod in pretend agreement
>I just excused myself switched seats.
You write like a total fucking faggot. It honestly seems like you have a dildo shoved up your ass and you're crossing your legs you type
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I'm not even him, but you write like a middle-schooler.
i didnt know i needed this
thank you
Nah, he was about to get spit-roasted by a tranny and a fat sweaty guy.
>Is there something about you that attracts these freaks?
Probably. I'm a pretty open minded and accepting person so people who feel isolated maybe pick up on that and feel safe around me. All those people I mentioned I went out for drinks with, even the obese Brazilian crossdresser.
> I've never interacted with one in real life
u r lucky then
> And that a lot of them are telephone/tech scammers apparently.
its true. all stereo type about indians is. so stay the fuck away don't even say hi.
Never forget, you're here forever. Discovered 4chan in high school, now I'm 32.
I did the prayer thing at a shinto shrine where I clapped and bowed, is that cringe?
I don't think so. But if it is, it's the least cringey thing in this entire thread.

Same. Started coming to this horrible place in 2006 when /pol/ was still /new/ and I never left. Fuck my life
>be me, shut in.
>decide to stop my bad habits and see the world to see if travelling Will help my crippling depression
>decide London would be good place to start
>cheap flight (under 50€) First Time flying
>get to London and it's like I switched game characters and went on a private server
>my mood went from depressed sack of shit to hyper maniac.
>American guy at hostel bar walks up to me on First day
>immediately think he wants to fuck my ass
>turns out he's Just as autistic and crazy as me.
>become Best buds, get piss drunk with him EVERY SINGLE Night(10 day stay)
>ffw day 6, I get comfortable being a retarded autist
>bathrooms and showers are shared (men and women)
>someone is taking a shower (there is a door with a lock)
>brilliant autist idea. Jpg
>I thought saying something to the person under the shower would be funny
>say "Hey random person taking a shower!"
>they reply "" Y-Yea?"
>say back" remember, whatever you do, don't drop the soap"
>no reply
>leave and Have a shit eating grin on my face
>ffw when im back home, depressed again.
>look at Phone library, videos
>I recorded the entire shower stunt
>realize how retarded it was, cringe at myself
>continue crying in bed
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>>I recorded the entire shower stunt
>>realize how retarded it was, cringe at myself
>>continue crying in bed
Holy fuck I hope you can erase that memory of yours someday, bro. Pure, unfiltered autism, but still somewhat relatable.
that's considered respectful. Nothing cringe about it unless you're a nigger.
>be in Munich, at Hauptbahnhof
>just came off of a 14-hour-flight and took the train there
>at the main station, trying to figure some stuff out
>some dude comes up to me, asks me something in German
>I say "was?"
>he repeats it with a smile and shows me something in his hand
>just say out loud "Nein"
>guy looks at me
>see him walking around a little more
>after a while, see him storming across platforms
>comes back, looks disappointed
>looks at me and shakes his head
>realize a train just departed
>have no fucking idea wtf happened but just made this dude lose his train
please go back faggot
>Try to change the topic saying "hah bit cold out for one,
Never to cold for an onsen, the opposite actually
Me neither. Its the other way around, most people I met in Japan were completly clueless about the culture and even simple phrases. They had no idea what onsen are or what Shintoism is.
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>>he says "I need them all!" and flails his arms in the air
Absolute Chad Pajeet.
>be me
>In Brisbane solo
>Wearing sportsball shirt, my team had just won that morning
It was Spurs beating Man City in the Champions League last year for anyone interested
>Feeling good so decide to just wander aimlessly around the CBD for the morning
>See electric scooters everywhere that you can rent
>Put earphones in and cruise around the Brisbane streets
>Stop at a pedestrian crossing
>Man at crossing sees my shirt and says something like ‘Great result this morning, ey mate!’
>Took me by surprise so I just mumble back ‘Haha yeah thanks’
>Immediately realise what I said
>Awkward silence for 30 seconds as we waited for the green man to come up so we could cross
>Felt like forever
>As soon as the light turns green I race away on the scooter to try and get away from the guy due to sheer embarrassment
>Probably made him think I’m even more autistic than he originally thought
>Cringe myself to sleep that night
The worst thing about it was that I like to think that I’m good at improv situations, I was just caught by surprise with earphones in. Still fucks with me to this day every time I think about it.
This make me legit angry. I feel like you've let me and every other men down.
I don't get what's so cringy about this response to what he said?
They come from a collectivist culture - their behavior might work in indian dating setting but doesn't apply to individualistic cultures. Or they tried to adopt a western style of dating but have no experience in it due to growing up in india. Same reason white guys can't date indian women in an Indian style - they can really only try to pull indian girls away from the collectivist culture so they can date western-style

t. Abcd
no one saw you though right? So that's basically safe with you. Im curious how long it took until you were like "wtf did I just do"
>doesn't post the video
extremely autistic question but how do you progress to fucking her in the roof? do you always carry condoms?
Sounds like meth, not coke.
I mean, it's kinda cringe that you assume that all ghettos have weed dealers in there, or that the word means the exact same thing in Burgerland and in Spaghettiland.
>the obese, middle aged, gay Brazilian dude in Nagasaki who had come to Japan to make an "art film" that consisted of him wearing a XXXL geisha costume that he brought from Brazil and getting filmed doing weird dances in front of atomic bomb memorials in Nagasaki

Fucking LOL. Wish i could've witnessed that
It’s because I don’t play for the team, why would I be thanking him for commenting on how well they played kek, something like ‘Yeah mate great result’ would have actually been a relevant answer.
You're being way too autistic. It's a fine answer. He congratulating your team on winning and it's fine to says thanks in response to that. He almost definitely didn't think you played for the team either.
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Nah, that guy probably has vivid memories of that exact encounter, and would have told that story to his lads and they definitely would have laughed at how cringe op was for saying thanks in an offhand remark that nobody would ever remember.
>>we facetime with her baby who is being minded by her expartner or something as shes on holiday with her friends (LOL)
that would have killed my boner, fucking disgusting parental behavior

Literally nigger tier shit.
This is /trv/, its coomer central here, with all the sea sexpats roaming the threads thats how it be now.
Sad times we live in.
Similar to other missed opportunities stories, hopefully not too long

>be leaf
>break up with pretty much my first serious girlfriend of my 20s
>decide to do some travelling inside Canada, head out west to BC/Vancouver
>downloaded Tinder, swipe like a madman when I get there
>make plans with some Filipino girl to get drinks at a bar near my hostel
>get there, she's pretty cute
>drinks go pretty well, conversation is easy and I'm making her laugh
>been there for maybe an hour and a half, pretty drunk
>I'm talking about how beautiful the mountains are, and that I wish I had time to rent a car and go further up into them
>suddenly she interrupts and asks if I need to be up early
>says we can catch the Skytrain back to her place and grab her car, drive up to some viewpoints in the mountains north of Vancouver, if I'm down
>respond by chugging my beer and asking the waiter for the bill
>a public transport trip later, we're now in her car going up into the mountains, taking turns showing eachother some songs
>eventually we arrive at some viewpoint set up about half way to the top of the mountain
>get out of the car and it's drizzling, slightly foggy
>can see all of Vancouver stretched out below, lights shimmering in the rain and fog. Turning to the right you can see the ocean and the lights of boats out at sea, stormclouds in the distance flashing with lightning
>honestly a beautiful beautiful view that I remember to this day
>we sit there talking for a bit, and she asks if I'm cold
>"a bit yeah, it's no big deal though"
>she says she'll be right back
>comes back with a blanket from her car, puts it around both of us and gets close to me
>not autistic enough to miss the fact she's putting a move onto me, start trying to build up the courage to go in for a kiss
>suddenly two vans pull up and some families of tourists jump out, start heading over to our sitting area
>kills the vibe and any courage I had
>we sit there for a bit longer before heading back to her car



>she asks if I'm tired at all and offers to show me another of her favorite spots, "one that's a bit more private"
>we're back in the car, speeding through mountain roads
>drizzle has turned into a downpour
>probably would have been a bit concerned for my life if I wasn't drunk
>bit of a longer drive this time, heading north of Vancouver up the coast
>eventually we arrive at some sort of campground near the water
>grab the blanket again and head down a trail
>arrive at a secluded picnic area, another good view
>looking out into the dark ocean, only light is the moon, plenty of stars visible
>can see what I think was some large islands out in the ocean, visible only as the dark cutouts of mountains where the sky and stars should be
>sit there, do more talking
>keep thinking to myself I should make a move but unable to do it
>we both get tired cold and sober
>she asks if I'm good to head back
>we drive back to Vancouver, she drops me off at my hostel
>force some gas money onto her even though she insists it's okay
>stumble into my bunk at the hostel and pass out

I left town two days later. We texted a bit when I was back home in Ontario but the conversation eventually died. I always cringe looking back because the girl was literally throwing herself at me but I was just too much of a heartbroken pussy to do anything about it.

I have a similar story from the same Vancouver trip where I went on a date with a local punk girl who seemed pretty into me and down to hookup, but I got way too high at a weed cafe with her and lost the ability to talk. I made an excuse about needing to catch a train early and left and then went to a McDonalds nearby and ate about 20 chicken nuggets. Then watched it get robbed by a guy with a meat cleaver.

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