What is it like to move to thailand and live there?Asking for a friend.
>>1827652Exciting at first. Slowly the scammers and gold-digging women will start to make you more wary and less innocent. The bureaucracy of visa qualifications and renewals, the capriciousness of officials, police corruption, an uneducated and hostile population, your perpetual status as a foreigner that can be fleeced and abused withe no protection, and their ridiculous adulation of an evil king will eventually make you despise the country and its people. But you will have the most sex of your life, and it's available 24/7, for free with a little effort or for a small cost if you're lazy.
>>1827652You'll stop getting boners because it's all so tiresome. Gotta get your ass eaten just to pop one after a point.
>>1827686>Gotta get your ass eaten just to pop one after a point.wdym???
>>1827664Sounds like you fell for some bad thaipussy.People like you usually are cunts that go there because they think they can do and behave like they want and theyre 50k$ are a fortune and make them rich there but when people defend themself and shit on your money you get all bitter.Its a very well organized country that perfectly knows how to lure cunts like you in to spend all their money and then kick them out.If you go ther and are mannered and integrate, dont hang arpund in tourist bars, dont do drugs and dont fall for a golddigger, hence just are a decent person: its a wonderful and diverse country.
>>1827696Thailand is the worst country in the region, except for ladyboys. I guess that’s why you’re such a cuck for it.
>>1827710No i just love to see all the foreigners getting fucked over. It became my secret little pleasure to hang around in bars and listen to alcoholic expats complaining about how they got fucked over there.I admire the way of thai people treathing foreigners while the western world gets destroyed by welcoming refugees and black lifes matter
>>1827714 #Then you’re not white, or you’re full of bitterness over the decline of the West. Your opinion is either irrelevant schadenfreude or you’re just as jaded as the farang expats in Thailand but directed at your homeland. You’re an anomaly in Thailand. Maybe most farang are low class degenerates but that makes the advice to avoid moving there are the more important. The only thing you’re right about is that Thais have perfected draining foreigners of their money. And you admire them for that
>>1827652I lived in a bangkok in a rhythm high rise in phra khanong. It was kino living, on a good western salary as a single male i felt like a king, part of the upper classes. You could eat out every night in good restaurants, buy everything you needed and more and still have plenty of money leftover to save/invest.Coming back to my home country I'm now fored to spend half my salary on rent on a box no larger than a prison cell and in much worse condition. I'd go back in a heartbeat if I didn't want to have children, which I'd advise against in thailand unless you can afford(or your company will pay for) $30k~ per year/per child international school feels
Where's the ladyboy thread?
>>1827696>Thailand >well organizedTop fucking kek.
>>1827769>49% property rights for foreigners>Elite visa>Tourist police>...Yeah, just look at current account and usd/thb that country works.
>>1827767Where's the ladyboy thread?
>>1827775deleted by the mods even though they lest all these fucking monger threads up
>>1827749Post whore pics and story
>>1827652I moved there for a little over a year when i was 25. I had some thai friends already that i met in the states so i wasnt a weird old boomer monger, just a kid who wanted to live in asia and hated the tight ass culture of japan. What do you wanna know? I lived in Bangkok in ramkhamhaeng, worked at a restaurant on thong lor and went to language school to keep my visa on ratchada road. I partied with my thai friends at local only spots, dabbled with whores and red liight districts with my language school friends and was dating a wealthy "hi-so" thai girl for a year or so. It was a pretty fun time but i got tired of it, its impossible to save money when youre getting paid in thai baht and i didnt wanna live in thailand for the rest of my life as the token farang.
>>1827794Nah, pretty sure the mods are shaken by the outspoken faggots demanding their rights
>>1827803It was probably the nude photo posted in it.
>>1827800seems like a pretty great time and story for a young guy, got to do something a lot of people will never get to
>>1827652its good but its difficult to make real friends and you can get lonely real quick if you have nobody to talk to, having said that i want to kms here and when i lived abroad i still wanted to kms, so it doesnt fix that
>>1827696>Its a very well organized country
>>1827888Do you have nothing better to do than to troll /trv/ and quote other peoples replies while adding your cute little gay ass images? Fuck off you prick.
>>1827889Thailand is a country full of monkeys controlled by weird sexually deranged assholes who already lost the knowledge it took to build their wealth, rather just existing and subsisting through the utility of money/rentals. Thailand is basically hijacked by its upper class who control everything and maintain their power through corruption, idol worship and propaganda. But of course the average Thai IQ is <90 so even if the upper classes were clean they'd only be on the same level as a Caribbean country in terms of development. Malaysia or Vietnam is far superior
>>1827892I'm not OP. I just see this fucking guy since last night, quoting other people while adding his gay little images.
>>1827696There's nothing worse than Farangs who defend another man's country, and in regards to Thailand that seems to be epidemic. If only you could defend your own women with the same intensity than they wouldn't be together with Jamals and Achemds atm and you wouldn't be forced to feel the sensation of a woman by being a sugar daddy. Thailand is great, still everything he said is true.
>>1827893I am that fucking guy.Go get AIDs from your monkey faggot.
>>1827897>Go get AIDs from your monkey faggot.
>>1827895Dont fet me wrong, im not defending that country. I just try to say that people who go there and complain about it are losers. No need to shit on the country for that.I also shit on thai people, but not for making my life miserable thats my own resposability.
>>1827852It was, i have no complaints and miss it dearly from time to time. Its been almost 6-7 years since and ive only gotten to go back once since. No country or people are perfect but Thailand for me will always have a special place. But fuck the police, seriously, every single time i was walking alone id get stopped and frisked. And countless times drunk heading home in a cab theyd pull the driver over just to frisk me and ask where im going. Luckily i spoke enough thai and im good at going with the flow but damn it was annoying, must be what black people feel like all the time
>>1827749Any tips on getting a job in Asia if you are living in London?
>>1827664>ridiculous adulation of an evil kingYou have no fucking clue what you're talking about because you obviously don't speak the language.This king is deeply unpopular -- hated even, but that doesn't get said out loud or in public. Behind closed doors and among families, it's a very different story.You're just another dumb horny farang, there for sex and elephants, confused by a culture he doesn't understand when he finally gets bored with sex and elephants.
>>1827918What people dont understand is that its a real king like europe had kings in the middleages. He doesnt need to adhere to any laws an moral standards. And on top of that he is one of the richest mans in the world and dines amongst kings and spirtual leaders.And then you have western media that shits on him because hes not one of their puppets that endorses their bullshit human rights hypocrisy. And fucking political correct virtusignaling sjw that eat this msm shit like its cake.He is a cunt, but who wouldnt be if you had that amount of power and money
>>1827921His father wasn’t that much of a cunt, and other monarchs around the world (including those with the same amount of power) aren’t so fucked as to make their poodle a grand air Marshall. Make one of his wives host a birthday party for his dog and get filmed naked in front of the servants. Have his official concubine killed or imprisoned because she pissed off his current wife. Forced the children of a precious wife flee to US in fear of their lives. Or abandon his country during the pandemic and hole up in a hotel with an entourage of 20 girls, not even make public statements of support for his subjects.He’s a terrible king and obviously a sociopath who doesn’t give two shits about if his monarchy’s reputation or if it even continues after his death. Other kinds will at least put up a pretense but King Apu of Thailand is just another 80 IQ Thai male.
>>1827925Doesn't he also have syfilis?
>>1827918>You're just another dumb horny farang, there for sex and elephants, confused by a culture he doesn't understand when he finally gets bored with sex and elephants.I wrote the screws against Thailand and it’s funny how the Thai cucks assume I’m a degenerate. (Although it’s a fair guess because it’s the toilet of Asia and attracts the shit of the world.) I lived in Thailand on and off for a couple of years, purely out of convenience. I know more about it than most English teachers and expats, but obviously I haven’t spent as much time there as a lifer. Cry and bitch about my criticisms but they’re all valid points backed up by 99% of people who have spent longer than a vacation or mongering run in Thailand. It’s the opinion of everyone in the surrounding countries too.
>>1827928The rumor for a while was that he has HIV.
>>1827932HIV doesn't give you the brain damage he clearly has...
>>1827933He’s always been stupid though. He went to a military academy in Australia and he would have flunked out if it wouldn’t cause an international incident. He could barely read and blamed it on growing up in a palace.
>>1827951The Aussies went along with this? Damn...
>>1827962Why wouldn't they? Bali and Thailand are literally their toilet
>>1828058I can't imagine the Aussies would want to humor that little shit. But they probably have a common interest somewhere.
>>1827919this is still better setup than the one in West where a woman will BOTH take all your money and insult and degrade you.Thai women at least make you feel good.
>>1828062There’s some prestige in it, and the hope of future influence. US and UK do it all the time... allow tyrants and princelings to attend their military academies.
>>1828073Yeah I understand what they're trying to do, but I didn't think Thailand (the little shit, not the people, but the governing layer) is something you'd want influence in. I guess I'm not seeing the bigger political picture. My focus has been the middle east most of the time.
>>1828071Thai women can be succubi. Their whole culture trains them for that, unless they come from high society. It’s not their fault because it’s a feudal society in Thailand. But here’s the advantage - you could meet a Thai succubus and lose all your money to her.... become a fat, middle aged, poor farang... and you could still find an even younger Thai girl to replace her (as long as she thinks you still have future money).“Smart” Thai girls (90+ IQ) like to play the long game. Convince them you will have money someday and they will stick around in the hopes of milking it from you. When they start to get suspicious, flip them for a younger Thai girl and play the same hand. It’s very easy because Thai are taught in school that they’re smarter than farang so they never imagine they might get played
Anons please help me, I "live" in London and it is a hellish existence, how can I get a job in Asia that doesn't require native language and teaching.As long as I can get a modern studio+food+go out once per month it would be a paradise for me :( I hate my life in London so much.
there should be a /thai/ general
>>1828082I thought there was, and I was about to include a link, but it’s actually a mongering thread lol>>1828080You can work in Vietnam and Cambodia without being a native English speaker. Probably Laos as well. Hell, include Myanmar too. Your biggest obstacle right now are travel restrictions.
>>1828083>You can work in Vietnam and Cambodia without being a native English speaker. Probably Laos as well. Hell, include Myanmar too. Your biggest obstacle right now are travel restrictions.Out of that list I could include Vietnam and Cambodia.China is out of a question? Malaysia?I have 10 years of experience in London working as a slave in Anglo corporations and finally realised I will never afford to rent a decent studio here. I have enough of this shit, and want to escape to civilisation in Asia.
>>1828095Me thinks he was asking for a non teaching job
>>1828080if you have IT-skills, there are plenty of jobs here in Vietnam. vietnamworks or linkedin -> location Vietnam, and you'll get a good idea of what's wanted.
>>1828082Go to >>>/int/ then. This is a thread for farangs to vent out their frustrations after their tropical vacation dreams were shattered by ladybois disguised as preteen prostitutes
>>1827686>You'll stop getting boners because it's all so tiresome.This sounds absurd, but last time I was in Thailand, I met 2 separate dudes that told me their dicks completely stopped working after about 6 months of fucking whores non-stop. They said functionality eventually came back, but their peeps apparently took a little sabbatical around the 6-month mark.
>>1827826bullshit, that was blacked out and only tits were showing. mods are faggots
>>1827652Jesus christ, that's not retard porn is it?
>>18276525 years here. Based in Chiang Mai. Hate it with a passion - worst people I’ve ever been amongst by far. AMA.
Thais, like all non whites, are dumb monkeys. Cum in their women and leave.
>>1827918The dead king was also overrated. >oh wow he planted some rice stalks >he read some fucking books (an achievement for any Thai)>He was a pussy and ceded territory to colonial powers so he wont get assassinated get that skeleton cock out of your mouth bro
>>1828263>Cum in their women and leave.I agree with this statement. They hate you anyways so might as well get what they're offering and leave.
>>1828219I'm certain it was for my comments, re: the nig nogs. Apparently you can't use the n-word as prolifically as I have in recent weeks. I was surprised, but it's happened to me 3 times now. I thought 4chan was a safe space for free thinking intellectuals like ourselves. Apparently the mods are using the Red*it model now.
>>1828226Need the sauce in order to confirm.
>>1827652> this fucking thread again
>>1828296if there was a /thai/ general, there wouldn't be so many threads like this..?
>>1828265Thailand never had any competent king for 200 years. The last king who did something good for the country was Mongkut, the king who depicted in Anna and the King. Sadly all of his descendants were murderous schizos and retarded pussies.
>>1828321> mongkutAs a ThaiI'm wish the Thai revolutionist just kill all royal family in 1932 like bolchevique did it
>>1827664Visit Thailand. Don't live there. Don't shit where you eat. But definitely shit in Thailand.
>>1827800How was the sex with the high so girl and how did you meet
>>1828337Wasn't your last king ok. Despite killing his brother for the throne
>>1828422But atleast he isn't asshole like his sonHe just only overrated
>>1827652> Another country hating thread
I'm a recently divorced American boomer and I'm going to go to Thailand next year and live there for a while.. seriously need a change of pace and the cost of living is so much better there than here in the states.I'm not even into Asian women at all, nor am I looking for love or a relationship, and I'm not much of a drinker, so I plan to keep mostly to myself and just enjoy the beaches, lift weights, and clear my head. Cheap food, cheap rent, cheap women (If I happen to want one from time to time).. in fact cheap "everything" all sounds like good to me.No BLM bullshit, No US politics jammed down my throat all day long. And The beautiful thing is that I don't know anything about, or give a fuck about Thai politics.I can work remotely with clients in the US, so that part is taken care of, so I can rebuild my life after the divorce that wiped out my fiances. I make around 120K US, which should be plenty in Thailand.I've been doing a ton of research on Thailand life to help avoid the scams etc. I like the fact that Pattaya goes all night long, which suits me because I'm a night owl. Probably gonna get a cozy place between Pattaya and Jomtein beach. Planning to upgrade my old Cannon D5 and take a shitload of pics there and travel around and enjoy the scenery while I'm there.Looked into South America - too dangerous, and Cambodia/Vietnam, but not enough infrastructure, and Japan is too expensive. At once time considered Poland/Eastern Europe, and I might go there eventually too.So anons in Thailand, does my plan sound reasonable?
>>1828422Bhumibol was useless at best. Apparently, some royalist knew it was him who murdered his own brother and was apparently blackmailed. That prevented him from doing anything meaningful for the country. Countless democratic revolutions failed under his reign, and now all is lost when his dickhead of a son took the throne.
>>1828836Here’s a really interesting extract of a banned book that talks about the murder and blackmail:https://www.zedbooks.net/blog/posts/a-kingdom-in-crisis/
>>1828805You can be jailed or killed for saying anything negative about the Thai royalty dumbass. Disrespect the locals and you can be thrown off a balcony and nobody will care because you don't speak Thai
>>1828265the dead king was a bad monarch but at least he tried to present himself like a king. the current king is just living life as a playboy not caring about his country.
>>1828881I’m not surprised the last king was a murderer and the current king is a serial rapist. Sums up Thailand pretty well.
>>1828805>So anons in Thailand, does my plan sound reasonable?Its a solid plan anon, with $120k you're upgrading your lifestyle by a large margin in Thailand. Pattaya is fun and its got everything you want and theres already a large foreign population that lives there so a lot of services are geared for westerners. But have a plan to get out of Thailand quickly if things turn sour for you, make some plan to quickly dash to eastern europe in case shit goes down politically in Thailand (happens all the damn time, and I predict it'll happen bigly soon with the current king who is a cunt). Also after a few months you'll get tired of the heat, the humidity, the pollution, the sleaze, the corruption, the angry monkey locals, the constant feeling of being treated like a walking ATM at best and a stray dog at worse. So yeah, live in Thailand for the cheap everything beaches and girls (wear protection), rebuild your wealth, make contingency plans in eastern europe.
>>1828805If you don’t care about the sex, how is it better than the Philippines?>infrastructure is worse in VietnamDoubt, but Vietnam is more expensive,
>>1828226No, he is physically disabled but his mind is fine.They have a YouTube channel about their unconventional love and relationship, they even international /trv/ together,Everyone on the other boards seezes that he gets a hot gf and they are incels. Oh and there is unironic retard porn approved by the retard’s parents as a empowering statement about retards, if you were looking for it, it’s easy to find.
>>1829425Thanks for letting me know, I'm going to go kill myself now.
>>1827664Bro I was there for two weeks and I'm fucking glad I got out. All their food is literal leaves in a stew. Like I was in a fucking jungle.
>>1827749Prob cheaper to hire a single teacher full time then send them to a school.
>>1828206>their dicks completely stopped working after about 6 months of fucking whores non-stopAll I ask is to see if that is true for myself.
>>1828419She was a friend of my thai friend i worked with here in the states, she was skinny fit and ridiculously rich for a thai broad. Lived on a private golf course in a mansion that connected to two other buildings with a moat and had 4 live in burmese slaves who cooked and cleaned all day. It was pretty cash but i ended it when she pressured me for marriage. Such is life, nothing lasts forever
>>1829764>i ended it when she pressured me for marriageyou made the wrong choice
>>1829764What made you pass her up? Did you find someone who made you happy?
>>1829764>fit/attractive>super rich family>wanted marriageUnless you are a super rich chad yourself you're gonna regret turning her down
>>1829772>>1829786>>1829791>>1829796I was in my early 20s at the time she was 33, i thought about marriage but refuse to let any woman pressure me into it. Plus im not a poor fag, my family has some money
>>1827652Ask Chad at CB Media on YouTube.
>>1827696Sounds like he trying to tell the truth, and shut the fuck up, maybe if you listen you'll actually learn something.
>>1829810Older women with money are great since they know they can't be shit without it. She would have spoiled you to kingdom cum and worshipped your cock dude.
>>1827749Sounds great anon what were you doing for work there?
>>1827918What about the old king? Same thing? Like when you would see his picture in every bar was it out of a requirement for a picture of the king or did they like him?
>>1827925You could tell by his portraits he just looks like a sociopath
>>1829810>>1829824Was this one of those "leftover" women who's gone through at least one divorce? I understand some women like younger men for reasons like appearance, better lays, comfy feels (I think its cus there is no need to act so professional), etc.At 22, I "dated" a 30 year old for a few months. Double quotes because our official title was fwb but we hung out and did bf/gf stuff almost daily. I ended up going on a date with another girl because she, the 30 y/o, was pretty broken and I felt like I couldnt connect with her even after several months. In contrast with your case, I was more successful than her despite her age advantage and she was also canuck so our stories arent similar at all lol. I just feel like blogging right now. Thanks for reading. Leave a comment below to tell me what you thought.
>>1829857Tell me more about the 30 yo. What'd she say when you left her for a younger woman?
>>1827686Uh... okay this sounds like paradise. Is Cambodia comparable?
>>1829857Thats cool, in my opinion every man should date an older woman for a period of time, they can and will teach you alot about yourself and relationships
>>1829875You won't get ED in Paradise, brother. If your boner breaks down in just 6 months, it means that you are getting bored of fucking with monkeys
>>1829896They have OTC boner meds over there. A 20mg Cialis should be able to fight through the worst cases of ED for near everyone. I suggest these people went in half hearted when they should have doubled down
>>1828882>You can be jailed or killed for saying anything negative about the Thai royalty dumbassI clearly stated I don't give a fuck about Thai politics so it's not going to come up. If I'm ever asked about it I'll just say (honestly) I don't know anything about the royal family. I'm only there to enjoy the sites.Remove the corn cob out of your ass.
>>1829382 Thanks for the input..Eastern Europe is my plan B when things get played out in SEA
>>1830027>Remove the Longkorn cob out of your ass.
>>1829886If I’m in my 30s how old should she be?
>>1830073Different anon replying now, but at your age I think it changes from being a student to just the ease of being in a relationship where she is grateful to have you and enjoys paying all the bills. I had a lovely MILF Japanese women in her 40s when I was in my 30s. She looked younger than any girl the same age in my home country, and still had a banging body, and she would take me out weekly and pay for dinner and satisfy me any way I wanted. She just wanted to be desired in a country where youth is more valued. I never looked for the same experience in Thailand (most don't age as well as Japanese and it's full of young eager girls) but I imagine it's very available if you're a decent looking and fit (at least not fat) guy.
>>1830029Things already ARE played out in SEA.And EE is worse, so...
>>1830077how do you pull the good looking milfs?I'm 30 but literally all girls interested in me are 17-20 (current gf is 21). I assume it has a lot to do with looks and profession (I'm a professional musician)
>>1830077You met her in Japan or somewhere else?I’m apprehensive about dating older woman especially if they’re 35+. Cliches are often true if a beautiful woman is single past 35 it’s more likely that she has mental/character problems. Did you find this to be true. What made your relationship with her end?
>>1829858I feel weird typing this out cus I never do this 'guy talk' with anyone IRL but anyways, she had the nicest tits ever, maybe a c cup and they didn't even drop when she took off her bra. I have yet to see another pair like that. The other highlight was she ate incredibly clean so she never smelled bad and had very nice creamy clear skin. She had many weaknesses though such as not knowing how to cook or bake, a common flaw in a lot women I've met (I taught a 26 y/o how to use a can opener. No, I am not joking)It was very dumb of me, I went for coffee with this total faggot and just wanted to exploit her cus she seemed really into me and had zero personality. I told the 30 y/o about the coffee date and she seemed bummed out but indifferent like she was with most things, kinda a foggy/zombified mental state which I now attribute to her few years of being vegan. She asked me if I wanted to talk about us, said no and that was that. As for the zero personality girl (yes, its still possible for a 23 y/o to not be a woman), I didn't put the care into procuring that endeavor and lost it.
>>1829992Why not just take a break for a little while at that point. Seems like it wouldnt be as fun as going natty
>>183014530y/o is not that old
>>1830703nice cope, doesn't sound very convincing though, even to someone who thinks 30y/o is not that old
>>1830749>>1830749literally underage, neck yourself.
>>1827652Have you been to the FuLl mOoN party?
It's a cool place if you have money anon
>>1827931>I lived in Thailand on and off for a couple of yearsSounds like you lived in the wrong places. Most whiners who can't help but talk about scams and gold diggers seem to spend 99% of their time in Pattaya/Bangkok or backpacker shitholes.
>>1828206Probably fried their dopamine receptors. The nofap/coomer meme is real.
>>1828229Hahaha. The "digital nomad" fags that live there are peak cringe. They're all delusional.
30 is young for a man but old for a woman,
>>1828229What's so bad about it and do you mean the local Thais or the expat crowd?
>>1830907Yes. Unless you have fetish for granny sex
>>183088895% of them are broke losers larping as businessmen and entrepreneurs. They like Thailand because there's no one to give them a reality check.
>>1831002Ok who cares...you sound fucking cringe for complaining
>>1831010>t. digital nomad
>>1830145Well, at least you learned from it.
>>1828229are the female digital nomad whales and what is your success rate with thai uni girls?
>>1828805any advice on how to find client and build your level of success?
>>1831050Socialize like a normal person. Don't just fuck trannies.
>>1827696>are mannered and integrate, dont hang arpund in tourist bars, dont do drugs and dont fall for a golddigger, hence just are a decent personwell that sounds fucking boring
>>1828095what do you do? what are you good at?
Careful anons. After months of larping for my love of monkey faced teens, I found myself extremely attracted to one here in America. A flat faced monkey and I’ve never wanted to coom so bad in my life. I really need to head to Thailand
>>1827652Honestly not that great to live there I would imagine, unless you need to get away from your home country or want to live like a penny pincher.It's fun to visit on vacation since the beaches are good and there's opportunity to have "adult fun." But it is a third-world jungle, so if you're used to first-world lifestyles, it's going to be quiet the adjustment if you plan to stay long term. Assuming you're white, you will also brunt the usual things that come with being a white guy in a nation full of poor browns. They'll automatically think you have money even if you don't. You'll always be targeted in public for money making schemes (prostitutes offering their time, guys with whatever the new flavor of the month scam is) if you aren't straight out robbed. Cops will never stop hassling you and in any dispute, they will automatically favor the Thais regardless of facts. You have to deal with the constant legalities of making sure you have constant documents up to date. You probably won't have the language skills to live comfortably as a permanent resident. And as an obvious foreigner, no one will treat you as a real member of the community...you'll always be an outsider, even if you are living there permanently.
>>1831089what's the problem with that? it sounds down right romantic. what other toil do you have to preoccupy yourself with? the brain enjoys challenge, coom until you either away, monkey man
>>1831099he probably fancies himself a "le superior white" man who must produce pure white kids
>>1830115what instrument do you play?
>>1831263electric guitar / vocals
>>1828095>civilisation in Asia.kekimagine being this delusional
>>1831350Imagine being this brainwashed by the jews
>>1832068fuck off retarded I've lived in more countries than you have visited, likely. The only "civilized' place in Asia is Japan, and that's just because they're soulless drones. Rest of Asia is a stinking shithole made of piss, pedophilia and corruption.I mean I'd still prefer living in Vietnam than in America or Germany, but "civilized" it is not.
>>1832079Your LARP is showing. Get out of your basement, your mom is calling upstairs
fuuuuuck when open to americans
>>1830077how do you connect with milfs? do you flirt with them the same way you would flirt with a woman your age? I'm 20 and want to experience a mommy gf.
>>1832087They're saying August 1st for general tourists. Stock up on rubbers, anon.
>>1832203No you won't. "US citizens" aren't included in that "general tourists" group. Get rekd burgers. Keep denying covid until you all die
>>1832201Tell them they're mature for their age.
>>1832209I'm not a burger, nor am I denying anything. Take your meds, schizoid.
>>1832085sure thing reditor.
>>1832085>>1832085>le jew meme>le lives in basementnot even trying are we
>>1832203Nah, they're saying August 1st for a selection of tourists. Only for a few locations/islands. They're going to be very careful and probably will lock it all up as soon as the numbers worldwide are changing. And there will be quarantine unless you do a test costing you a big wad of cash. And renewing your visa might also become a problem, because they are keeping out every neighboring country. So you could have to go back into quarantine again... Let's just hope I'm wrong and stuff will open up earlier. And let's hope they keep the burgers, vodkas and curries out.
>>1827892>Thailand is basically hijacked by its upper class who control everything and maintain their power through corruption, idol worship and propaganda.>But of course the average Thai IQ is <90sounds like U.S. exempt with the idol thing
>>1832566>>1832565>exactly 60 seconds apartYikes. Replying to a post two times in a row just to prove you aren't a cringefest is pathetic.
>>1832565>>1832566>>1833055But by all means, keep shitting up the thread with faggotry.
>>1827652do itif your goal is to live life - fuck pussy, eat delicious food, enjoy time at the beach, you can do it for under $1000 a month.
>>1829817>Of course I am a different poster, why would you ask?Try to make it less obvious next time esl
>>1828805i would recommend pratumnak hill, a lot of cheap places with good facilities and great views of both jomtien and pattaya bay. there are a few open-air gyms nearby that have big industrial fans so its comfortable. 10 min walk to the songthaew (10thb) route on thappraya road which goes both ways. you dont need to worry about scams at all. they prey on tourists specifically, and its not that commonplace. although thai's will try to charge you more for common services like taxis, rentals, tourism related activities. assume ~60% of their suggested price is fair if you don't know the local pricing and dont take it personally - they make <1% of your salary and live in a room the size of your closet. most thais ive met are very kind, easy-going and friendly people. i have many thai friends from working in an office in bkk. at the moment Pattaya is very quiet from 2am onwards - at most groups of people hanging out on the beach. i think the clubs and bars are closing early.
>>1827664>their ridiculous adulation of an evil kingNot the new one. They loved the old one but they know how fucked up the new one is and are very unhappy about it, though they won't do anything, they'll just hope his kids are better.Not that the old one was actually a good person or anything but he played the role of a noble and wise monarch very well.
>>1827898That guy seems to be having a really great time.>>1827925>His father wasn’t that much of a cuntHe's alleged to have killed his brother to take the throne but killing royals doesn't necessarily make you a bad person.>>1827928>Doesn't he also have syfilis?>>1827932>The rumor for a while was that he has HIV.He's absolutely degenerate with drugs and whores so it's entirely possible that he has either or both of those, though I've heard nothing about it.>>1827951>He went to a military academy in Australia and he would have flunked out if it wouldn’t cause an international incidentNever heard about that but it's a pretty cheap bit of diplomacy if you can instil some affection for western values in him, helping Thailand align closer to the west is essential in dismantling China's stranglehold on tech manufacture and keeping a biotech centre in SEA.>>1828076>I didn't think Thailand is something you'd want influence in. I guess I'm not seeing the bigger political pictureChina.For a while, Thailand was the only functioning democracy in SEA, it was looking quite promising. Obviously it's regressed a bit since then. It's still a hard counter to Chinese tech and helping the SEA peninsula nations develop a tech corridor that will produce components in some countries and assemble them into hard-drives and shit in others, undermines Chinese hegemony over electronics production.
>>1829853>Like when you would see his picture in every bar was it out of a requirement for a picture of the king or did they like him?A bit of both, everyone liked him so there's peer pressure to have the pic, it would be weird and suspicious not to. There isn't a law though I don't think.
I'm considering giving up on finding a good wife and raising a family because I can't find anyone with similar values to me (including family and sexual restraint values) and going to thailand to fuck whores once a year. I figure I can wait around until im in my 30s for the less than 1% chance I'll find a non-degenerate woman here in north america (Canada), or just enjoy my youth a bit as western society crumbles. problem is, from what i've heard, thai women are looking for older, fatter men because they work them less. im very young, very fit, and most women here describe me as a 6-8/10, but i feel like that would work against me and they might overcharge since they'll probably be expecting me to work them hard (which i will as i have insane amounts of stamina, with a typical session lasting 1-3 hours non stop). any young guys (18-25) ever have problems in say pattaya or bangkok with working girls? they know our pockets aren't as fat too. i started learning russian, because i figure ill have a better chance at finding a girl with good values in places like Belarus, Kazakhstan, smaller Russian cities etc. from what i gather, and my experience with a Russian girl, they'll make you work your ass off and are very high maintenance, which is exactly like western women, but the difference is that they're at least hot and smart enough to get married younger, so its still a step up.
>>1835017>Thailand was the only functioning democracy in SEA, it was looking quite promising.That democracy thing is overrated, especially in Asia where its a foreign political concept. Asian culture and societies have traditionally always been totalitarian beehives. Thailand just wasn't bombed to absolute smoking rubble during the conflicts in the 20th century and got an easy head-start. But since they're 80IQ retarded monkeys they're going to squander that starting point. I predict in about 50 years its going to be places like Vietnam or Myanmar looking at Thais like the retarded little brother. But the difference this time is all Thais are dark-brown, fat and branded by whichever dominant foreign investor happened to walk by that week.
>>1827664imagine opting to live in a third world country because you cant make it in the west. The only exception for me would be japan but they are economically on a par with the west so there is no imbalance.Reminder: paying for sex is extremely degenerate and you are a loser if you do this (yes, fucking gold-diggers counts as paying for sex)
>>1835031You're overthinking things, anon. You sound neurotic. Just relax and enjoy yourself.
>>1835143BasedIts losers all over here
>>1835031>I’m a repressed incel with pure “values” so I’m going to be a fucking Degen abroad to reinforce my value set
>>1835034>That democracy thing is overratedIt's really not.It has its flaws and it's not perfect but there's a reason why all the nicest and freest places in the world are democracies. There are failed democracies and there are democratic shitholes but the nicest places are always democracies. Places become nice when they are more egalitarian and when people can exercise rights without fear, it's basically impossible not to be a democracy under these conditions because people will demand and you must either crush them (which ends the nice/free status) or give them what they want.It's not necessarily that democracy makes it nice and free but you have to accept having a democracy if you want to stay nice and free.People who shit on democracy are really just wanting a totalitarian shithole that is run by people they agree with. The test is how nice or free it is when it's run by the other side and democracies are the easy leader there.Myanmar isn't going to be looking down on anyone for a long, long time, it's taken some steps in the right direction but now the shine has come off and it's becoming an ethnically-divided unfree place that isn't going to be able to lift itself out of shit-hole status any time soon. Vietnam has potential but they'll need to loosen up to take advantage of it and it remains to be seen whether the party can surrender power to the people they rule. They haven't been terrible, compared to other communist shitholes, so if they can, they could transition into a socialist-democracy and end up with a defacto democratic one-party-state with limited opposition like Singapore. If think can accept that level of freedom and think they can pull off the transition, the Viet Commies could enjoy a bright future.
>>1831010lol faggot. go get dat money you broke ass nigga.
>>1827696haha. you fucking jungle monkey cunt lover.
>>1835220>People who shit on democracy are really just wanting a totalitarian shithole that is run by people they agree withDemocracy is mob rule, retard.
>>1835019nigger kike faggot kys>we
>>1831105It's the most normal thing, ever, to want to make babies with someone who looks like you. Don't let blm or other jewery brainwash you to think any different.
>>1835340>>1835354>>1835355>>1835363Yeah, you're really representing an intelligent and well reasoned alternative to peaceful resolution of disagreements in civil society through civil discourse and elections.You're totally representing the mainstream and not some ostracised extremist on the fringes of society. Surely any non-democratic society would welcome you with open arms and not immediately send you to a gulag.
>>1835491>speaking as if those are just one personred1tor go and stay go.
>>1835354That’s wrong. Democracy protects the rights of the minority, somewhat counterintuitively.
>>1827652Expats are either navel-gazing dropouts or people who think they're Gordon Gecko because they scraped $30k in passive income.Thais are insane.Holiday in Thailand - don't live there.
How much should I expect to pay for accomodation for 3-6months in Pattaya or Bangkok? During high season. Only requierements are AC and good Wifi (remote work).15 EUR per night if I'm a dumb farang seems reasonable?
>>1835663In high season? Nah, you're talking low season prices. If Thailand is opening up again, it isn't sure if there's a high season, but don't base your budget on low season prices.
>>1835664Thats why I'm asking. Thought Thailand was kind of cheap. But I guess all the constant white trash tourism for the last 30 years has screwed the market.
>>1835669Try Cambodia or Vietnam.
>>1827652Basically it's cheap NYC. It's busy and kinda crowded like NY with lots of traffic and a subway/train but it's hella cheap compared to there. I went 3 times spending 28 days, 52 days and 58 days. Talk to some girls online before you go to build some friends. You avoid the gold diggers that way.
>>182771010/10 bait mate. You've never been or you got scammed and you're a fucking SIMP
>>1835678Are you denying that Thailand has the best ladyboys in the region? It’s not gay to acknowledge that.
>>1827892>hijacked by its upper class>> hijacked by its upper classYou're talking about every country on the planet idiot
>>1835628My goal closely aligns with being both of those mentioned things in Thailand. Spend the rest of my days learning, investing, keeping fit and raising a family with my Thai wife. Why would that be a bad thing, compared to working a stressful job and paying through the roof for a house in the suburbs instead? Would love to know your thoughts.
>>1835787For starters, your children won't like you, and more often than not they will be angry individuals. But I guess you need to find a way to cope with that.
>>1835800Look like **
>>1835669I pay 8 EUR per night for a 45sqm condo on airbnb in pattaya. i anticipate prices to stay like this through next year considering the expected recovery of tourism. pic is view from place.
>>1836086Real nice, thanks anon.Is the internet connection stable enough to have Skype/Teams meetings and such?
>>1836086But the problem is, they're not letting anyone in...
I'm an aerospace engineer right now with some python scripting experience. I really want to get better at programming so I can find a job that I'd work remotely for american wages. Even if I worked part time with US wages I'd be pretty happy working out there. Thailand, Vietnam or maybe even Laos.
>>1836096Yes each unit has it's own router
>>1836114Education visas and work permits are still granted and allowed in. Expecting tourists from certain countries in September.
goddamn this board is awful
>>1836531I was planning on 3 or 4 months, but I think if they open up in September, I am fucked due to high season in November-December.
>>1827652What’s going on in that pic?
>thai buddy I met while traveling there is currently trying to get me a job through all his contactsI'm excited but nervous af
>>1835800Keep coping yourself. I could say I’m sorry your own life is so shitty, but you’re clearly an asshole so whatever.
>>1828083What do you say about the Philippines, Anon?
>>1828206The constant fucking and heat will definitely take it's toll after a while. Combine that with a bottle of sangsom and sometimes you have a noodle.
>>1827774>"just look at current account">He read a news article and now thinks he's an expert on Thailand
>>1827696>Its a very well organized countryThat's easily the funniest thing I've heard this month. Imagine being this retarded.
>>1835787>Spend the rest of my days learning, investing, keeping fit and raising a family with my Thai wife"your thai wife" expects to get the fuck out of thailand asap, so good luck LOL
>>1837421Stop projecting niggerYoure the one with the seamonkey wifeThe ultimate copeCan she speak english at least? Or do you talk to her like she is a 9 y/o
I have a home in Bangkok and on in Fresno. I spend 6 of the hot months in the US and 6 cold months in Thailand. This year is an exception of course.
>>1827652too many fucking AustraliansI mean, seriously, holy shit, god damn
>>1839270>"your thai wife" expects to get the fuck out of thailand asap, so good luck LOLA common misconception. Thais are brainwashed from kindergarten to believe their "country" is the best in the world. Not too long ago the PM was going around schools telling kids that "if you do what I tell you Thai will be the world's lingua franca". Health minister outright said foreigners are dirty and running from dysfunctional countries so Thais better be careful - and nobody batted an eye. Nationalists might praise this kind of perspective but when the citizens of your nation eat dog corpses, pander to psychopaths, murder each other on roads at world record rates, and live in a banana republic dictatorship/world's biggest brothel it makes no sense to pretend like your shit doesn't stink. Just look at their early learning material/propaganda (Manee Manaa) and you'll understand why people are so fucking deluded to go apeshit on you if you criticize any aspect of their perfect shithole. Very few Thais actually want to leave Thailand. Mostly the ones that do are educated. If his Thai wife wants to leave he should consider himself lucky. It means she's not a mongoloid that scribes tree barks for lottery numbers.
>>1839411t. Pattaya resident who speaks 30 words of Thai.
>>1827696How high were you when you wrote this nonsense?
>>1839492I studied their gobledygook flip flop language for a year. The more I understood the less sense everything made. You should give it a go.
>>1839559>The more I understood the less sense everything madeSo you speak less than 30 words then? Interesting. That's above average at least, for a Pattaya resident.
>>1839564>That's above average at least, for a Pattaya resident.Oh look, we got a butthurt Somchai here. It must suck to have your country's economy implode from not having those Pattaya residents' money around anymore, eh? Why are you implying that dumbass sexpats would be the ones who are disenfranchised with this tranny dictatorship sluthouse? After all, they are the ones who come back here time and time again. If anything it's relatively intelligent people who have issues with this place since there's nothing of interest here. Overweight chang tanktop mongers love Thailand because it appeals to their base sensibilities. Your strawmanning makes no sense.Also, you don't need to speak 30 words of ancient bug language to tell that picrelated and the culture that spawned it are fucking retarded
>>1839790>Lives in Thailand>hates the peopleNo wonder you're bitter. Why do you do this to yourself, John?
>>1829764>not marrying the sugarmummy and spending her cash banging whoresyou will regret this on your deathbed mate
>>183074930 year old women are unironically the best in bed. Women don't know how to fully please a man, until they start seeing future visions of spinsterdom.
>>1827689>wdym???you know how after decades of jacking off, it loses its appeal? Well its like this. Basic sex just doesn't even register on the dopamine receptors and you resort to shit like erotic-asphyxiation, prostate tickling, rimming, bareback anal creampies and piss-play to remain excited. thats why all the stories of people found dead in their hotel rooms hung by a wire with a stiff erection seem so shocking to normal people.
I had a Thai friend who explained to me once the logic of Thai people >Be landlord>Own 10 units>Each unit rents at $100 and landlord makes $1000 a month. >1 tenant leaves>still wants to make $1000 a month >Rent now increases $11 a month>Another tenant leaves >Rent now increases $25>All but 1 tenant leaves and he threatens to leave if the price isn't fair >Nah, Thai landlord doesn't understand why everyone left but still wants his $1000 >Increase the last tenants rent to $1000 a month >Landlord has no more money left >"Oh well I will wait for someone who wants to rent for $1000"
>>1839969I am a Thai landlord. The trick is to turn the apartment into a brothel.
>>1839971A brothel/massage/barbershop with an internet cafe that serves alcohol? Like all the others?
>>1839969I guarantee this is a landlord thing more than a Thai thing.
>>1839969Exactly. Their "reasoning" is that since overheads remain the same they need to raise prices for the few customers during low season. Thais do not understand supply and demand or even basic economics/maths.>be group>sit down at drinking place>see sPeCiAl pRoMoTiOn - 3 big beers for 299 baht>look in menu - 1 beer = 90 baht>call waitress>try to explain that this doesn't make sense>"no, you drink more so you pay more!">order 3 separate big beers and laughThe best thing that Thailand did for me is instill respect and admiration for the West. Some cultures are just retarded, no matter how many fancy iPhones and handbags they own.
>>1827664Maybe you should get the fuck out of Kaosan road and Pattaya and visit parts of Thailand that arnt destroyed by Farang money.
>>1840073>I guarantee this is a landlord thing more than a Thai thing.You're talking about a culture that prioritizes saving face over objective improvement. You can't tell Thais they did anything wrong or that their thinking is all ass-backwards. Well, you can but I wouldn't recommend it. His point is that while it may vary from person to person the culture overall is geared towards being non-confrontational and feelz over reelz. You cannot be truthful. That is why you have an average IQ in the low 90s, worst road death rates in the world, lottery numbers picked from tree barks, officials offering pig heads on plates to end drought and a populace that grovels like frogs before a psychopath. Such conditions are far likely to create idiotic "logic" because dumbass behavior will continue to go unchecked since truth hurts and the tree spirits get upset when we're angry and your karma blah blah and "dont tink too mutt" sabai sabai happy happy funtime land.
>>1827696but if you were a decent person, then why would you go to visit Thailand in the first place?
>>1839969This. They overthrew the only Thai prime minister that were good at making business and creating new jobs, demonizing farangs, kicked them and their companies out of the country, and yet they still believe that they have the best economy in SEA even though much of their lower class citizens are living well below the poverty line
>>1835143>living in weimar-tier countries full of degeneracy and governments that tax and regulate you out the ass.Enjoy living as a neofeudal serf.
>>1840077Sounds like america