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Have any of you fucked in a hostel? How does it work with all those people around?
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Yes. I rented a two persons room for me and my girlfriend. Many hostels don't offer that though.
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>>1817951
Stealth sex. Learn some ninja techniques
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the only time I did it I walked in and the whole room was empty except for me and this german girl who was in her bra. within five minutes we fucked. she asked "so are you traveling with your girlfriend?" and from there it was very obvious what she wanted to do.

she was just a slut. i reckon she did this same routine many times, she almost seemed to be waiting for a mark.
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>>1817954
I meant more with people you meet at the hostel and in a 6-12 bed room. I keep hearing about people hooking up at hostels and I wonder how it's done.

>>1817973
lol holy shit that's based. Did you make her cum?
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>>1817973
>she asked "so are you traveling with your girlfriend?"

Was that the first thing she said to you or did you enter a conversation first?
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>>1817978
she came almost instantly, like I said...she had a thing for this type of encounter.

>>1817979
I saw her in her bra kinda retreated to ask she was changing, she said no come on in. that's when I kinda knew, the gf comment sealed it.
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>>1817990
>she said no come on in

How did you resume conversation past this point? or was that when she asked?
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>>1817994
it was real basic shit, small talk...wasn't long before she made her move
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>>1817951
I just go to the shower or bathroom with the girl, or decide I want a private room for the night
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>>1817954
every hostel has private rooms, my dude.
just most cheap-fuck hippie backpackers hate the idea of paying more than $10/night for a bed so they never even look into it.
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>>1817978
some people just get drunk in the common room or the local bar, then go up to the dorms and fuck in there.
if you're lucky they'll hang a sheet or towel or something for a bit of privacy but it doesnt stop the bed creaking and the bed frame shaking.
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I just used the showers - at 3am there aren't many people in there anyway
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I banged a Japanese girl in the shower room of a Tokyo hostel. We ran the water so it was nosiy and I don't think anyone heard or saw us. In fact the chance of being "caught" made it more exciting. We hooked up two more nights after that too.
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I haven't personally but to answer your second question based on second hand experience - you don't care and do it anyway.
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>>1817990
>"yeah bro, she came almost instantly"
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>>1819306
>Things can never happen ever
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Damn, I'm not much of a hostel guy, but I need to stay in them more often.
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>>1817973
Condom or no condom?
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>>1820556
Jsut COOOM INSIDE
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Its kind of shitty, you either awkwardly fuck quietly and its not very good or you just go hard in the paint and deal with the weird looks afterwards.
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>>1817973
What country were you in? I've only traveled across Russia and the only people staying in hostels are transient bums :/
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>>1820582
damn really? i stayed in hostels in moscow and saint petersburg and it was mostly other travellers from Europe
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I banged some girl I met in a hostel in London. Ended up getting called out by the dude on the bunk below me in the middle of it and some nasty looks the next morning.
Honestly still worth it, I was only there for a single night so it wasn't too bad.
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Luckily a bro I had been drinking with the night before and the night in question had no one in his dorm room, so we swapped rooms for the night.

Unfortunately the girl was a bit chubby (and German - seems to be common), so he ended up laughing at me the next day. She also stole my T-shirt.
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>>1817954
Did you ejaculate inside her?
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>>1817951
If you have to ask, you can't do it.
I've hooked up with hostel girls before but I always just meet them there and take them somewhere else. Fucking in a crowded space unconcerned about the consequences is a huge power play Chad move. Few guys have the good luck, dominance, and confidence to pull that off.
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>>1820854
>did he cum?
>Did he cum??
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>>1818001
And what was "her move" anon?
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Unrelated to sex, but how do you keep your stuff in hostels ? Are there lockers, or is all about trust ?
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>>1821063
Lockers for the valuable stuff, trust for the random shit you don't want to bring back to the lockers.
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>>1819306
Had an aussie chick named Jessica who would come as fast as a dude. And this was a person I Was thinking of dating. They do exist out there anon, it's amazing what happens when you stop living under a rock.
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>>1820554
>assuming because it happened to someone else that it must happen all the time.

You're correct in that assumption :).

>>1820842
What a shit bro. Hope you don't hang out with that fucker anymore.
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>>1821063
what are you even worried about getting stolen? you probably aren't taking anything to a hostel that's valuable you can't just carry around in your pocket. nobody wants your clothes trust me.
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>>1821063
Every hostel i have been has a locker. But just travel lightly. Just one bag is fine.
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>>1817951
I banged a jap hostel worker she took me to the staff room
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>>1821586
He was a spanish guy I'd met at the hostel, and to be fair apparently he did try to tell me not to do it but I was so fucked up I just went for it.
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Fucked a german girl while her two travel buddies slept nearby
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>>1820572
Second option is the way to go. I had sex with a South Korean girl in a hostel in South Africa and we started off quiet, but then quickly got wrapped up in the moment and basically all bets were off. Ended up being really, really loud. Got some shit from my friend who was in the dorm, and the other 6 people in the room didn’t say anything. I felt bad for keeping them up at 4am but if one of my buddies was laying pipe I’d cheer him on.
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>>1821063
Most hostels have lockers but they are a hassle and not always 100% secure. I just keep my passport, wallet and phone in my pockets during the day and put them under my pillow when I sleep. I don't take any other valuables. Nobody is going to steal your bag filled with dity underwear and a sweaty Chang wifebeater.
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>>1817951
generally it's one of a few methods
1 - in the shower/bathroom/beach
2 - if in the bottom bunk, hang towels from the top bunk to create some privacy (will still be obvious whats happening to everyone though)
3 - handjobs/fingering/oral so it's not so obvious to the entire room
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>>1820855
>take them somewhere else.
where though?
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>>1822021
>trying to be discrete
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>>1821063
>Are there lockers, or is all about trust ?
Both.
Many hostels have lockers. Sleeping in a shared room with strangers is already a terrible idea, so the least they can do is have lockers to add a degree of safety for your belongings. They can't protect your life, but they can kind of protect your stuff.

And it all comes down to trust as well. If I was staying at a Japanese hostel full of German & Singaporean tourists, I would feel comfortable leaving my belongings there. If I was staying at a Thai hostel full of British & Indian tourists, I would be worried that something will go missing.
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>>1817973
BRB. Need to go jerk off now.
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>>1822366
>tfw someone from the internet is jerking off to another man's post
>porn is just a few clicks away, but this dude is jerking off to another man's post
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>>1822363
yeah depending on where you are you can get away with a lot, i've left a cheap laptop i don't care about losing just in my bag under my bed or whatever on very many occasions when lockers weren't available and it's never been stolen. but definitely don't do that with something you aren't willing to lose.
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>>1822372
modern porn is literally just dick in hole, I don't know how people get turned on by that honestly, there's 0 chemistry or romance, no kissing, just sucks
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>>1817954
go back plz
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It's not as easy as you think to corral 5 furbros but it was totally worth it OP
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>>1822473
>there's 0 chemistry or romance
Watch hentai if you want that kind of stuff. Also, there's nothing romantic about fucking a stranger in a hostel 5 minutes after meeting them.
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>>1822473
It's actually worse anon, this is how you don't watch porn.
It's usually fake incest or bdsm stuff. That's what has become the norm unfortunately, and yet these same people who have made wanting to hook up with your mom or strangle a woman to be typical behaviors sperg when someone says they want to fuck someone dressed as an animal. Clearly there's no reason why these people can't be both degenerates and retards.
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>>1818973
I presume no close calls
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>>1822052
The Roof or your pahked cahr.
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>>1821987
Did she ask you to have sex for a free night stay?
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>>1817951
I stay in hostels but if I am down for a night of fucking, I'll check into a hotel for that night.

>book hostels for each night to save cash
>oh got a tinder date or something?
>open booking.com or hotels.com app book a cheap place near me
>go check in and fuck
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many times. its the hottest shit ever. bottom bunk below a guy snoring and other people rolling
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>>1823775
I think the only thing hotter than fucking in a hostel is fucking a girl at the hostel who is staying with her boyfriend/husband. Even better if you're fucking her while her boyfriend/husband is nearby.
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>>1823784
>implying that wasn't his plan so he can use the creampie for lube ,or lunch, later
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>>1823784
definitely gonna run into one or two open relationships if they're using hostels. damn that would be a dream though
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>21 years old
>Staying at one of those stupid grungy party hostels in the Jewish quarter of Budapest
>Not really my scene, but 10$ a night is 10$ a night
>Match with some 22 year old girl from my home country on Tinder
>Obvious she just wants to fuck, nothing more
>Invite her over to my hostel, start slamming back drinks at the hostel bar
>Take her to my room, with about 10 hungover people in it
>Start fucking her on the creaky bunk bed
>Sex wasn't mindblowing, but I'm not complaining
>Hippie hotel staff (i.e. Australians) realize whats going on in my room and start clapping, cheering me on
>This makes me really uncomfortable, struggle to finish
>Bust over her chest
>We clean up and she leaves, I head downstairs and one of the staff buys me a shot and pats me on the back

Fucking hippies man
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>>1823936
grandio or retox?
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>>1823949
Grandio lol
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On my first ever big trip at 19 I met an older big tittied Quebecois girl at Oktoberfest.

We fucked in the middle of the day on her bunk bed in a 30 person dorm, we just hung up towels which barely covered the entire view of us going at at it whilst she kept saying "oui....oui.....oui"

what I would fucking give to be a traveling right now with an experience I'll never forget hiding just around the corner.
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>>1823967
Weeeeee weeeeee weeeeee weeeeee!

Oh man I saw it happening in my head, made me laugh..... Dude I get you, I want out too. So many years wasted on staying in my own country thinking I need all this materialistic shit...
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>>1823967
Fucking lockdown, I'm 20 years old and I will loose one whole year of experiences like this.
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>>1817951
Being watched is always a nice experience.
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In case anyone is wondering, at least 95% of the posts ITT are fake.
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>>1824060
Nah, just yours.
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>Japanese girl invites me to her top bunk, a few others in the room
>start with kissing and fingering
>she hops on top, kisses down my torso, ready for a BJ
>no BJ, she starts dry-humping me outside of vag
>bit awkward to go back down and find a condom so just roll with it
>think this is a bit weird, but coom anyway
>she does it again the next morning

Only time in a dorm room for me if that counts, usually don't mind paying for a private room for just the night
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>>1817951
It's not entirely out of the ordinary so yeah people near you will know but won't be surprised. I slept near people fucking at least four times in Peru
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>>1823936
That's actually pretty damn based, and that goes for all parties involved.
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>>1823967
>going at at it whilst she kept saying "oui....oui.....oui"
I've had international sex before, but they've always spoke in English mid-coitus.

>Hungarian
>a lot of "Yes"
>refers to my dick as my "thing"

>Romanian
>also a lot of "Yes"
>would also say "fuck my pussy" a lot
>and "Give me your man-milk" (this one was actually kind of funny)

>Chinese #1
>a lot of "Yes"
>likes to call me "Honey" repeatedly

>Chinese #2
>says "fuck" a lot; it was like fucking a chick with Tourettes
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>>1824060
topkek
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>>1824271
I thought it was only spics who called semen, "milk".
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>>1821063
dont travel with anything you're not willing to risk losing.
the few important things leftover, like phone, visa documents, passport etc go in the locker.
bring your own lock.
dont flaunt that shit, especially large wads of cash. locks are easy to bust open and combinations are easy to crack.
if you're travelling with enough shit to really be paranoid, like expensive camera equipment, laptops, musical instruments etc then just check into a cheap private room in the hostel. then at least everything's locked up in your room.
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>>1824307
>tfw I stayed in a hostel in Taipei
>one of my roommates was this (mainland) Chinese girl who had boxes upon boxes of what looked like computer parts, stacked approximately waist-level against the wall
>not much point in locking them up, due to the sheer quantity
>nothing got stolen
On second thought, I'm pretty sure those things were bitcoin miners. Still not sure why she was staying in a shared hostel room, of all places. If she could afford all that shit, she should be able to afford a decent hotel room.
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>>1817951
I'm a 29 year old virgin incel.

No, i will not buy a whore.
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>>1824416
Yeah, give yourself at least another year before you do. Being a wizard is awesome.
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>>1817951
I was a night security and got my own room. Banged this english girl allot, few others on the beaches, alleyways, etc.

Was still obvious as fuck to others when the girl I was with had to walk out the room to empty herself in the washroom multiple times with an entire gathering of 20 people outside my room hearing us go at it.
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>>1824795
in sydney met a girl at a bar went back to her hostel, her friend in the top bunk was like "how have u guys not gone at it yet?" "just fuck already" so i preceded to fuck her like 3 times shaking the bunk with another girl above us prob masturbating
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>>1822012
do you have a pic of her?
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>>1824850
Are you white????? Fuck off koopa
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>>1824855
In all likelihood, it's probably Kim the Korean-American incel. Anytime someone mentions South Korean women and sex in the same post, he always asks weird personal questions.
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>>1824796
Based wingwoman.
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>>1824864
Wingwomen are awesome, but they almost never participate themselves. Someone that cool must be a pretty good lay.
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>>1824859
I think you're obsessed with Korean women as much as Kim is. That's why you moved there right?
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>>1825262
I'm not even the same guy who posted about fucking a Korean chick. I'm just an observant third-party.
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>>1823936
>>1824266
Based. I want to experience that once before I die.
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>>1824271
State-side.
Once fucked an Amish girl.
All in English.
Sex wasn't good, but clean pussy.
Ate her out.
Hearing her scream, "Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God" right before she squirted a fountain more than I could piss after a three hour matinee was something I won't forget.
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>>1826466
>Amish
Details, Anon. Was it a repressed Amish chick on her Rumspringa? Or was it for reproduction*?


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>Due to the lack of genetic diversity in Amish communities, some Amish families invite men from outside of the community to have sex with their women, so their children won't turn out inbred.
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>>1817951
I've never stayed in a hostel because I'm not a poor person.
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>>1826470
It's not just poor people who stay in hostels. A disproportionate number of them are trust fund babies.
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>>1824850
Yep, and you ain’t getting it boyo.
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>>1825308
Yeah, I know. I bet you live in Korea, cunt
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>>1826475
Was she a cutie? Squirter?
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>>1826485
Well, you lose.
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I was staying in a hostel in Mexico City and I banged some British girl I met an hour earlier on the balcony.

The room had 6 beds but luckily the one night I had sex there was only one other person in there. He was some 18 year old Japanese kid who stayed in bed and watched anime all day long. Like no joke he never left the bed or room once during the week I stayed there. Why bother cross the world if you're just gonna stay in the hostel
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>>1826490
Probably intimated, is Spanish language competency good in Japan?
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>>1826471
And you can always tell.
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>>1826490
British girls are pretty laid back, did you just say "Let's go to the balcony and fuck?"
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>>1826490
>Like no joke he never left the bed or room once during the week I stayed there. Why bother cross the world if you're just gonna stay in the hostel

I think it's an Asian thing. They go to a foreign country with their huge suitcases and then just sit in the hostel all day.
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>>1820855
Only alpha chads like me are capable of doing this
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>>1826469
i once knocked up 3 amish women. shit was so cash
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>>1826671
they only care about taking selfies of famous tourist traps and shit
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>>1828193
Tell me of your experiences. I've only heard one other account, and the dude I heard it from didn't really like it.

Apparently how it works is that they take you into the woman's bedroom, where the woman will be laying down in bed, with her dress lifted up to expose her genitals, and her face is covered with a white cloth. As for the actual fucking, apparently you're only allowed to thrust your penis into her vagina, and nothing else (ie. no tit-fondling or other foreplay). And as for her, she's supposed to be moving as little as possible, while making as little noise as possible. Furthermore, while all of this is happening, her husband is supposed to be in the same room, sitting on a chair, watching the whole thing. As soon as you cum, you're done.

Is this accurate at all? What was your personal experience like?
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>>1826654
She came onto me lmao

I came back to the hostel in the evening after a day of wandering around but it was too early to go to bed. I saw like 8 people sitting on the balcony drinking beers so I joined them. Talked for like maybe 30 minutes and then 4 or 5 of them left and I was busy on my phone for a moment and then when I looked back up this girl changed seats to be right next to me. Started talking to her and within minutes she was already stroking my arm and laughing at everything I said. We went to the rooftop bar and had a drink and started making out before I said to come check out the view from my room (which was actually a really a nice view)

Sex was kinda meh. She only wanted to be on top or on her back. Worst part is that when I started fingering her she soaked my entire bed and the clothes underneath us which happened to include the only jacket I had for the trip

Never saw her again after that night and I never even knew her name lol
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>>1823995
having sex with an older french canadian girl you just met in a creaky hostel bed is pretty far from materialistic my dude
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>>1828232
This thread just took a weird turn, but I'm invested now, so somebody better chime in with some corroborating experience here.
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>>1821063
I think there's a level of trust I can understand in America. In Europe your biggest risk is being pickpocketed, but in my experience in places like Germany, England, Scotland, etc, theft isn't a problem. The stores in Germany didn't have plastic wrap over the CDs they sold. I got a brand new digital camera I left in a store returned to me. I walked into a hostel room in Amsterdam and there was over $1k worth of camera equipment laying on a bunk unattended. I asked the owner about it later, I think he was Scandinavian, and he scoffed at me. A lot of the Asian travelers would chain their suitcases to their beds when they went out though.

The worst I experienced was cabbies in London giving me euro change in the dark instead of pounds.
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>>1828286
>Can't understand in America
>>1828268
hope he meant hedonistic?
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>>1828286
>High levels of trust in German society
If there is anything on the ground (hats, gloves, wallets, etc) its either placed somewhere at eye level near the same area, or turned into the town hall's "lost and found" box. My buddy lost his wallet on a train. He later got a call from DeutscheBahn saying someone turned in his wallet and he will have it mailed to the address on his ID. All the cash, cards were still there.
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I'm not sure what people in this thread are referring to. The solo travelling girls in the hostels I've booked in the last 5 years have been strange, pretentious, and negative. Many have some absurd business prospect they're trying to launch in the new city that's bound to fail, trying to "network", and staying in the hostel is a shameful secret as their professional clothes hang from their bunk. Since their whole deal is putting on a false persona, they're definitely not fucking hostel dudes; probably more looking for some fantasy high status chad to marry them in the new city. Anytime I've followed up with them on facebook months later they're crying and miserable or in the exact same place they were.

Then you have the girls with boyfriends at home who talk about them constantly but still expect you to give them your full time and attention. Then the actual couples there who think they're entertaining to you somehow.

But it's been about a decade since hostels were places where adjusted individuals who travel for fun congregate, including fun single women. Most of the women I've seen in them recently are literally batshit
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13 year old thread
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>>1830280
>The solo travelling girls in the hostels I've booked in the last 5 years have been strange, pretentious, and negative.
Only if they're from Canada.
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>>1830289
Actually many of them are Chinese/Taiwanese/Viet, coming here to find their "business partners". Then the Chileans/Uruguayans/Spanish/Argentinians make another large group. And then you're right actually, French Canadians......
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>>1830280
>But it's been about a decade since hostels were places where adjusted individuals who travel for fun congregate, including fun single women. Most of the women I've seen in them recently are literally batshit
Take your boomerisms elsewhere. There’s still cool people out there, they’re just not hanging with you.
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>>1830311
the hostels i go to (in europe) no one's hanging with anyone and if anyone is i'm usually in that group. I remember what it was 2012-2013 and i see what it is now. You think people like >>1826671 are getting all the action im missing out on?
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>>1830284
cry harder cunt, at least is better than the daily Asian prostitutes threads
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>>1826490
Japs are pendejos.
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>>1824796
Pics
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>>1828298
>racially homogenous society
>that happens
>racially divsrse society
>your wallets gone, you got fired when you said it was an arab, also he raped your gf and is crying because he might get deported
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>>1828269
Just a cuck larp
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Yes, with a Colombian chick. All of us in the room were buddies for the past few days and one of them just came on to me when we were doing drinking games. I was fairly drunk and just said fuck it, snuck to the bed and went at it with her. The awkwardness of people knowing we were at it combined with being drunk made me not able to cum so she just went down on me in the end and I blew my load in her mouth. If I were to do it again I'd just go to the bathroom.
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>>1830489
damn these girls are loose. Imagine her telling her future husband about that
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>>1830607
If the husband isn't an insecure pussy, he'll tell her well played.
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>>1830610
>Cuckadoodledoo
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>>1817951
Public sex is top chad behavior, and none of you have actually done it. This be a larp thread.
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>>1817951
My oldest son was conceived in an Italian hostel on our backpacking honeymoon (or maybe in a train compartment - we got more wild when staying in hotels, but the hostel and train were sneak fucking and I just blew inside her). It was shoulder season, so nobody else was in the room even though it was a dorm for 10.

Felt a little sketch on the top of a 3 bunk with no weight on the beds below.
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>>1824060
>AHHHH HOW ARE PEOPLE GETTING PUSSY? WHY CAN'T I GET ANY?! AHHHH THIS THREAD IS FAKE!! BUNCH OF COOMERS ITT!
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>>1830280
32. Literally everyone at a hostel is usually cool, young and old.
>Then the actual couples there who think they're entertaining to you somehow.
Most couples literally just stay to themselves and don't talk to anyone.
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>>1830899
>shoulder season
huh?
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>>1830983
Wow that was so hard
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>>1830607
You want chicks that will fuck you in hostels but you want chicks that have never fucked anyone to marry. You can't have both man
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>>1831029
Of course he can wtf. Have sex with women in hostels then marry a woman who's not a slut. Not hard. This isn't r*ddit where everything is based on a false sense of ethics, or a fear of being labelled a 'hypocrite'.
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>>1831086
you think those sluts in hostels are fucking you cause you're just that irresistible? Most of them are hoping for some sort of relationship out of it
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No. However i fucked girl in a single room in a hostel once and next day owner told me we left the door open.
Explained parents with kids looking at me weirdly that morning.
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>>1831329
So where's the problem?
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>>1828268
>>1828289

He's saying he regrets buying material things and would have preferred spending more on experiences.
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I drunkenly shagged a slightly chubby desperate German chick on a top bunk. She nearly ground my cock off riding me.
The morning after, her male friend gave me the stink eye while I was hungover trying to finish my croissant.
Overall, a solid 6/10 experience.
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>>1831452
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>>1830378
>>1828269
>>1828232
No, the anon's account is correct, although the Amish I've encountered would do so with the entire family watching, and it wouldn't be a married woman. These aren't just average dudes they approach either, we're talking like 6'5 football players. Gotta get that free child labor.
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>>1824271
>"Give me your man-milk"
>>1824279
I want your milk(in spanish), is what SA girls say. If they know English, its give me your milk.

I don't know why they say that even if you are wearing a condom?
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>>1824775
>>1824416
Being this much of a cuck. If you are not good looking then it doesn't make sense not buying a whore.

Above logic only works if you are a mentalcel and worry buying a whore will take away motivation to improve.
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>>1824855
Koopa and the Korean American incel aren't the same people. Koopa is just a deranged troll. The Korean American incel is, well, a bitter incel.
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>>1831452
>The morning after, her male friend gave me the stink eye while I was hungover trying to finish my croissant.
Dunno why this made me laugh as much as it did
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>>1828298
Didn't realise living without constant fear of crime was weird in muttland. Maybe this is why your all so mentally ill and need weapons at all times, cos 15% of the population genuinely is out to get you all the time.
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>>1831591
Tarado

Es lenguaje cachondo
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>>1831029
I don't want both.
And yeah, technically he can, that's kinda fucked but he can.
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>>1831816
>that's kinda fucked but he can.
Lol what's fucked about it?
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>>1831762
Because euros are the simp of the world.
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I got a private room in Mexico, which was pretty cheap. Met girls on Tinder and banged. Don't be a stingy penny-pincher.

Why would you even want to hang in the same room as insufferable hippies and euros with massive rods up their asses?
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>>1831857
What did you say to convince them to return to your private room?
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>>1831860
Well we would go on a date. End in a park or public square and start making out. I would then ask them to come back to my place. Simple as that.
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>>1831860
If you think you need to convince them of anything you are doing it wrong. Also, sounds almost a little rapey.
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>>1826490
Picked a girl up at a bar and brought her back to that same hostel and had really loud sex with people in the room.
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>>1831868
>>1831860
Not necessarily, but yeah maybe, what specifically did you say? Was it in her language?
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>>1831999
it doesn't matter mate, you just need to get the intent across, hell maybe you could even pull it off by using google translate as a joke. But honestly if you are already making out just invite her to the place you are staying.



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