Redpill me on Sweden as a travel destination
>>2556453I went to Stockholm for work for a few days. While there my first restaurant I could find was a hamburger place (wtf), anyway I order a beer and a burger from a cute bartender. The hamburger was brought out by a Somali. He dropped the silverware on the ground and tried to pick it up and put it on my plate. literal retard tier.
>>2556406I've never been to Sweden, but if I were to make the most out of it, I'd definitely want to stay in the Ice Hotel, and go camping up north if it's in summer. Maybe get a cottage. They have Allemansrätten (Every Man's Right) which means you can camp anywhere you like and forage what you want, as long as you are respectful. I That's pretty cool. I would check out Midsommar too. Not sure how it works but seems interesting. There's also Baltic Sea cruises which I heard goes crazy. I'd try to get a boat to one of those tiny islands. Sweden has the most islands of any country apparenty, even more than Indonesia. I think if I were to go to Sweden, I would combine it with other Nordic Countries because by itself I don't think there's really anything in particular that would make it worth the trip. I would combine with Copenhagen, Norwegian Fjords, and whatever there is to do in Finland.
>>2556848the reason they have that 'camp anywhere' thing is partly because no one owns the land they live on - the king of sweden owns it. Ergo, they can't just put a pool in their backyard or knock down a wall in their house or whatever - they have to ask "the king" (government). And if the government wants them to clear out to build something they can force them out. Imagine some vagrant bum coming and pitching his tent and hanging up his socks on a clothes line in your front yard.... they have no rights.
How’s the cooming? Will I be able to get a tall blonde hair blue eyes wife? I’m an American man, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, overweight, and autistic
>>2556956Swedes are technically Asians so JBW still applies, anon. Enjoy your Swedish supermodel wife.
Have you gone to another country for dental tourism? Anyone had an implant procedure on Eastern Europe to Turkey? What was your experience? Is it worthy? LatAm fag living in the USofA here
>>2555256croatia is big for dental tourism
>>2556938Yah, but most Turkish clinics offer you 5 star hotel accommodation for both trips (you need at least 2 trips for most implant procedures)
>>2555256Dental care in America can be cheap if you are willing to let dental school students work on your teeth for their training purposes.
>>2556961I tried that venue but the local dental school is linked to certain dentists. Is not like you are gonna show up and ask for service. I believe they have some sorta waitlist. I've tried, man!!!!
>>2556950Turkish clinics are notorious for doing shoddy work though, especially with veneers/crowns. They’re basically McDentists in the same way they’re McHair Transplant Clinics, it’s conveyor belt quality. Inb4 anecdotes of how happy you/someone you know are with your/their Turkish veneers.
Europoor with an ESL moment hereI want to rent a car in the USA with Enterprise and acquire Roadside Assistance ProtectionIn their police it states the following:>Renter may purchase Roadside Assistance Protection (RAP) from Owner for an additional fee. If Renter purchases RAP, Owner agrees, subject to the actions that invalidate Damage Waiver, to contractually waive Renter’s responsibility for the cost to provide 24/7 roadside assistance (where available)What does "subject to the actions that invalidate Damage Waiver" mean in this context?how exactly would I cause actions that invalidate the damage waiver?I tried calling the US customer service but they're all indian ESLs too
There will be a section in the agreement that tells you what would invalidate it.
I am going to prague in two weeks, because a friend is having a bachelor party. Just simple questions- anything I need to know before going to clubs ?- how to dance or makeout with girls in a club? - anything I need to be aware of in restaurants? - anything I need to know about wandering at night time? and the adult questions: - do I need to order strippers drinks for a private dance? Or does only the bachelor get a private dance- can I touch and squeeze their tits and ass? - if I go to a brothel and I cum before time is over, do I need to leave or can I fool around and let her suck my balls until the time is over? Why I don't believe we will go to a strip club or a brothel I would still ask for myself if I one day go there alone
>>2546881>how do i dance or makeout with a girl at a clubIf you have to ask, its over for you. >does only the bachelor get a private dance?its a party for him, all of you should be pitching in cash to buy one for him and if you're still willing to spend cash after that then spend one on yourself but if you leave the bachelor out to dry just so you can get yours you're going to come off as a dick
>>2556686>Chapeau Rougehope you're 18 cause you're a pedo otherwise, not sure even the weed selling bouncers will like thatfor real it's a club for European high school graduation trips
>>2556835Unless something has changed since 2019, that’s bs. When I used to go it was a place for international students and tourists. But now that I think about it, the crowd is young, I used to go between the ages of 21-27. Don’t know how older guys would be seen there.
>>2556839>>2556835lol in that case I'll probably avoid it and stick to dating apps or the occasional cold approach
>>2556907Just approach random girls in the streets and offer them 2000 czk for “fucky sucky” (that’s what they call it over there). They love that and will rarely refuse. Let us know how it went.
Best place to coom into nafri girls? Spent a few days in the south of France and was enamored with the nafri girls they had. Which country in the Maghreb has the loosest women and least aggressive male population that is least likely to lynch me for cooming into their women?
Île-de-France
ethiopia
>>2556875Dubai. The selection of nafri sex workers is extensive and easy to access. You can inquire more about the "scene" where they are from, from them.If you are white they will be quite welcoming.
>>2556914For spiritual reasons I will never set foot on Gulf state soil, especially not Dubai. >>2556885Although some Ethiopian girls do it for me, they don’t exactly fit the description I’m looking for rn.>>2556878I prefer to fuck them in their natural habitat.
>>2556929>spiritual reasons Whatever vice you think the emiratis are engaging in that makes UAE a no go I promise you Nafri goons are worse.Anyways it's hard in their countries of origin. I suppose morroco has the most open scene though. Prepare for mediocrity and temper your expectations.
I'm going straight for N1, no point bothering with the lower levels.Once I'm certified I'll go on Gaijinpot and look for the best paying job in Japan I can get and move there.Wish me luck. I wish you all luck and a happy life!
>>2554534Thanks for the help. Do you know if Japanese resumes follow a specific format?
>>2554757They are actually very formulaic and they will throw yours away if it does not follow it. There is also interview etiquette you must follow to at least some degree. You should do some digging on all it
>N1スレッド>日本語ゼロさすが、、、
>>2544443Unironically go find a college class. No matter how many hundreds of hours you spend reading and how many thousands of kanji you learn, you won't be able to form a single sentence if you don't practice speaking, and a class will force you to do that.
>>2544372Good luck!Choo Choo Japan!
Im a brainlet and I have never flight before or being abroad, give me the most dsineyfied, retard friendly destination, think of a destination for that special ed kid who likes to drink glue.
>>2554716Grand cayman but it’s expensive
>>2554716Like >>2555199 said, Grand Cayman is the perfect "newbie" traveler location, but it will cost your left nut to go ($100 is considered a "cheap" dinner there). Every beach on the island is public, clean, and so safe you can leave your stuff out - within reason. There's always the Orlando theme parks or Pigeon Forge TN, but those places can get a bit skeevy if you go to the wrong areas.
>>2554716cayman islands
>>2554716walk into town for the day
new zealandenglish, essentially zero crime, none of the fauna can kill you, the country has been largely retard-proofed since they keep the country about 30% maori. if you get hurt there's a state insurance scheme that takes care of you, even if you're a foreigner.
Best way to travel is a cruise.Prove me wrong.
>>2549861damn imagine if that monster sank
they're great if you fall into the latter two categories. nothing wrong with that, though the environmental cost is high.
>>2549861If I did a cruise, I'd like it to be to go to places I couldn't otherwise go to. I.e. Hurtigruten cruises.Did a Nile Cruise before, which was pretty cool. Great stopping off at temples along the way and just watching the desert pass you by as you chill up on the deck. Cheap as fuck, too.
I went on a cruise with an acquaintance of mine last year and he dressed in a double breasted blazer and “captain’s hat” half the time we were on the ship. It was turbo cringe and I wanted to just fight him
>>2556316>dressed in a double breasted blazer and “captain’s hat”Amazing idea. Noted.
Outside of TEFL, what is the easiest way to gain employment in Europe somewhere? My wife and I want to live for a few years with our kid, so she can experience a different way of life for a lil bit.
>>2556393Because it's not Asia. Euros don't have the same reverence for education as the gooks especially at the early ages asian parents want their kids to study English. And they struggle less with it. The average euro non-english-speaker can read and probably pronounce most of the words in an English text and get it mostly right. The average asian that has some English education still struggles with this.
>>2549979>There is no easy way, they don't need youThe German government says they need 400,000 tech works a year. Get into tech. Most companies don't want to hire Jeets.
>>2556393Do not listen to >>2554524, he's an absolute retard. It's the easiest thing to sign up for a TEFL course and pass it within a month or two. If he considers this difficult I'm not sure what to say. It's extremely easy to get to Germany and teach English. Berlitz will sponsor you and guide you through how you can get here easily. Several other companies do the same.
Join Ukrainian army
>>2544204That aboriginal kid with a 2L bottle of coke that his mother probably gave him for his breakfast. No wonder all abos have type 2 diabetes by the time they're 40 and end up with a life expectancy 20 years shorter than the rest of the population. They are honestly the shittest parents and have failed to adapt to life in a post-industrial world.
I'm planning around a 2 month trip to Asia next year, likely around March 20th to May 20th, but I'm flexible. It'll be my second time going to Japan and first anywhere else in Asia. I have a folding bicycle that I plan to bring with me. It's allowed on mass transit if it's covered. All my stuff will be in a backpack. How would you spend around 2 months?I plan to fly first to Tokyo from the US and take the Shinkansen to Nagoya, spend a day at Nagashima Spa Land because I like rollercoasters, then continue to Fukuoka. Then I want to work my way north to follow the cherry blossom blooms back to Tokyo. Hiroshima, Matsuyama, Himeji, Kobe, Osaka, Kyoto, Lake Biwa, Nagoya, Nagashima Spa Land again, maybe Yokohama, then back to Tokyo. I'd probably spend 3 weeks in Japan, with only 2 days of it in Tokyo (the day I land and fly to my next stop).Then fly to Taiwan and spend a week or so there. I haven't done any research into Taiwan. Does anyone have any recommendations?Then fly to Ho Chi Mihn City, Vietnam and spend about 2 weeks working my way to the north of the country.After that fly back to Tokyo and spend a week there. Then fly back to the United States.What do you think about my crude plan? I'd like to extend it another 2-3 weeks or so and visit Malaysia, The Phillipines, or Indonesia after Vietnam, but I might be biting off too much.I'm planning for an average budget of $100 a day not including flights which I think should be plenty.
>>2551761What
>>2554713its spam bait anonjust report and ignore
>>2551761omg does this happen?
>>2551421there are folding bike clubs (Brompton?) in taiwan. you can see some of their trips on youtube. easy to do their as, like you say, they can be taken on HSR.
>>2556691I've seen those. Might even try riding with them, I'm sure they'd let me join. I'm looking for specific recommendations from anons of cool, possibly obscure places to check out. N
Ok so Canada is over. This country is seriously memes aside falling apart. Winter is coming metaphorically and literally. My stats:>have masters degree and bsc in stem>dont want to teach engrish to kids, could consider teaching science to teens maybe>would prefer comfy tech jobIs there any way to accomplish this there? I'm thinking of just getting a visitor visa and packing up and going permanently. Everything is fucked here.
>>2548620Australia is going the same way as well, the ramp up in the great replacement and the general decline of freedom of speech and livability in the west has a lot of us thinking about moving.Remember Bill the TV repair man from the 50s supported a family of four in a big house and owned a big house and one TV mans repair wage.
>>2551488Op works at Canadian McDonalds and wants to move to Taiwan lol?
>>2552415>>2552634>>2551987Also guys considering this always overlook the time zone differential; assuming you're in the US you're looking at a 12hr time difference if the corporate office is in the CST. Even if you get a proper VPN operational, the idea of working 9PM to 5AM is not my idea of "living the dream" in SEA.
>>2556884A good portion of the population stays indoors all day because it's too hot, and if you're in a big city, there will be people, food, things to do during your free time
>>2555380What is your social circle like in your life now? What is your job?You have a larger pool to attempt dating because you can communicate but are you wanted by the women you want?There are enough expat bars for you go visit and run through the girls and women who go to expat, you can find a woman at your job or the friend of someone at your job. This is standard expat behaviour.If you do things and you can speak the local Language you will have more success than if you can't communicate. You need to find out where the women you want to date go.You can pump and dump regularly with no mandarin.
Have any anons here ever been to the DPRK? It's something that's been on my bucket list, and I might do it this winter if the border is re-opened by then. Tell me everything there is to know about this corner of the world, in terms of travel and tourism.
>>2553574You sound like a communist yourself, since the creepy brainwashing talk just seems normal to your kind>>2554268
>>2555059>the creepy brainwashing talkmust go to a community church
>>2552469I went with my dad back when kim jong il was still alive, it was one of the most interesting places I have been to. We were on a private tour, so just us, the guides and the driver. The only other foreigners I saw while there were chinks.
>>2554303Go there and find out, also don't come back.
>>2553826Were you born a faggot or did you become one?
I have never been on cruise liner, but I'm considering going I simply want to travel but avoid all the planning Any pro and cons of using a travel agent?
Travel agents are for pussies. Figure it out yourself. Cruises aren't hard. Here's a tip though: 3rd party websites are likely cheaper and will give you more free shit. Just find a reputable one.
A travel agent for a cruise seems like a massive waste of time and money. Obviously if you can afford it and value your time more, then by all means. Otherwise, cruises are essentially "vacations in a box". You have food, a room, transportation, and various destinations all in one package. The only logistics you have to figure out is how to get to the port and back home.
>>2555737Assuming you’re in the USA, go on the cruise company websites and book direct. Only MSC offers agents good discounts.Don’t book carnival unless you’re black or white trash.
>>2556830>Don’t book carnival unless you’re black or white trash.Canival is a good value as long and the other guests are fine as you're not going on their cheapest cruises (sub-5 day length). You just have to price out the riff-raff.
>I simply want to travel but avoid all the planningYou're basically already doing that by choosing to cruise. Just go online and find an itinerary you like in your price range. It's piss easy.
What should I do during a 16-hour layover in Istanbul?
Coom, coom and coom. Turkish girls can be hot, provided they wax, and they love slobbering up white cock. Just walking out of the airport should provide you ample opportunity. I had the techs slobber up my knob during my hair transplant there, just because I’m Israeli and they loved my accent. The Turkish doctor was so mogged he didn’t even say anything, kept up his work like nothing was going on. Maybe he’s used to it.
>>2556560Nobody likes Israelis.
16 hours is more than enough for that dump. Take a cab to the mosques, walk along the waterfront, and boom, you've seen everything worth seeing. Most importantly of all, do not eat any food - Turks are second only to Indians for bad hygiene standards.
>>2556829>Turks are second only to Indians for bad hygiene standardsthats false tho
I'm a big fan of Istanbul but not right now. full of draft dodging ukranians and russians, and its actually kind of scary because they are so noided about agents coming to find them. you get a lot of suspiscious looks. 16 hours is probably fine, but stay away from hostels. just avoid it, and look as clueless and retarded as you can.not the place where you want to be all real traveller, then have some ukranian teenager think you're a spook rounding up the deserters. I am pretty sure you can get killed like that.
I'm 29, soon 30 about to backpack in South East Asia for 6 months. Will I be too old to stay at hostels and join backpacking communites, party life, full moon parties and so on?
>>2556463White zoomers are hopeless. They have no culture of their own so they copy nig culture. Or they're into gay shit like the revival of looking like a neo hipster.
>>2556496Literally just wear Ralph Lauren polos with 511 Levi’s and black or white air forces. Boom, you have swagged out whiteboi fashion with a little edge
>>2549195> (for playing music in the shower at 8 AM, how dare I do so when she was out til 3 AM getting shitfaced!)If you're blasting music in the shower at 8am while i'm sleeping and hungover i would shove that fucking phone up your ass till your rectum starts singing Maneater. When you're in a hostel, you do your thing and try not to bother people. >>2548350Yes, if you act your age and don't try to fit in as the "hip" guy. look for people around 25, and go for groups that have a male in them and feign relative indifference if a girl is around, or they will know that you're just a coomer. Being older allows you to be more in control of your actions even if you're drunk, you can teach em some drinking games, basically entertain the group. Please don't be the 30 year old drunkard deadweight, kids won't give a fuck about you, and your fellow old man will have to then pick your puking ass and bring it to the hostel. It once happened to me when I was in fucking Japan, 39 year old taiwanese woman that was literally bat shit crazy but super hot (giant tits, incredible ass, basically a pornstar). She just wanted to go wild because she was tired of her husband, so I just offered to take her to a Jazz bar as a date. She got jealous of the singer and started crying about how she hit the wall and shit while getting fucked on martinis. I had to singlehandedly bring her to the hotel as she was puking her guts all the way. We basically reeked of puke. Next time this shit happens, i will leave you to die on the fucking curb.Also we fucked a few days after that. Craziest sex i've ever had.
>>2548526you sound like a boring normalfag, go back
>>2556587>taiwanese woman>giant tits, incredible assBait
