I'm a US citizen and am going there for the first time in 10 years. My passport is from 2015 when I was 19 and I'm clean shaven. I now have a pretty big beard.Will they give me problems at the boarder? I'm a dual citizen so I could show them my second passport but idk if they'd give a shit about that.
What's your second citizenship? Are you coming back from any Arabic speaking country? If so, be ready for a shitstorm at every checkpoint imaginable. No joke and judging from your picture I'm assuming this is something related to religion?
>>2242089I actually have 3 but the other 2 are both european.
>>2241853> I'm a dual citizen so I could show them my second passport but idk if they'd give a shit about that.I have no idea if or how it is enforced, but US dual citizens are supposedly required to use their US passes when entering the States (as well as when leaving, absurdly enough, given that the US doesn’t control passports on exit). Plus if you just tried to enter as a foreign national you would have to deal with any ESTA or visa issues that apply to your non-US documents.Not relevant anyway—they’ll be able to see that you are you+beard+10 years. My kids traveled with passports from when they were basically bald little babies until they were very different-looking seven-year-olds; no issues whatsoever.
>>2241853You're implying that you're a filthy Arab?kekRemember to act hard, give them minimal information and occasionally question their authority. The border people will respect that.
>>2241858>CBP won't care about any non-US documents, you're a US citizen after all.It's fucking absurd that this was ever allowed, let alone normalised.Same thing with diplomatic bags that can't be searched.Absolute globo-communist shit waved through by illegitimate occupation governments, along with all the rest of it. Cheer it on now, brainlets, one day a lot of retards just like you are going to get a very rude awakening and it won't be worth any points that you were "on the right side".
will be there for 3 days next month - what area's are good to stay in? any particular foods or spots to check out?
>>2243378They have a local pork sandwich that's really good. Other than that, enjoy getting shit on by seagulls
too many tourists
>>2243383>>2243384nice will have a look. but seriously no less known things worth seeing?
Has anyone here ever been to Best Korea? Of all places in the world it sounds like the most fascinating to visit, akin to a time machine and a glimpse on a very different way of living to put it lightly. Apparently it's about 2000 dollars to travel there plus all daily expenses. I don't expect there to be much else to see though
>>2242967Weeaboo incel/Asian diaspora detected. Koreans are desperate for white dick man. I mean you can't walk around without getting completely harassed. Couldn't imagine it being worse in the north, especially since we have the added benefits of being exotic and forbidden. I'll probably never go to NK because I don't want to get murdered by the government but I guarantee if I did I would get laid
>>2243393>Weeaboo incel/Asian diaspora detected. Koreans are desperate for white dick man. I mean you can't walk around without getting completely harassed. Couldn't imagine it being worse in the north, especially since we have the added benefits of being exotic and forbidden. I'll probably never go to NK because I don't want to get murdered by the government but I guarantee if I did I would get laidFor being a waste of bandwidth you get the NK pout...At least I got a kissed by a North Korean girl in North Korea, more than you will ever get....
>>2243393You don't get laid in Nork because the police will put a bullet in you before you can put your dick in her.>koreans are desperate for white dickSOUTH koreans maybe, but NORTH koreans are far more desperate for food/shelter/warm winters/safety from being brutally murdered by their government than they are your dick.>you can't walk around in south korea without girls harrassing you completely for your dick>no way it could be worse in the north, especially because were exotic and forbidden>I would never go to the north because the government would kill me if I did>it can't be that bad anons, literally every single woman there would risk dying for a one night stand with meI don't mind coomers, but you take it to a level where I think you really should go to north korea and try to fuck someone.
>>2242657>baby-face ones show you around and there are lots of smiles
>>2242742>>2242651>>2243393>>2242438>>2242468Not sure if you're a larping pajeet or just really fucking retarded.
>Ruins your Flight/Hotel/Play/Zoo/Aquarium/Landmark/Dining experience
>>2244333Trees are bastards.
>>2244076god i only fucking hope
>>2244333Just fucking say you don't want us to be angry at you.
>>2244333Don't get me fucking started on trees.
>>2244076yes please
Thinking about buying an Amtrak pass and traveling up and down the east coast a bit. Anybody have experience using amtrak to travel? Or would it be better to just use a car?
>>2244146>Or would it be better to just use a car?Look up where the amtrak stations areWeigh if you actually want to visit there
>>2244146$500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nah I mean unless you are a sperg who LOVES trains no way would I pay that much USD. Maybe if it was $99 or even $199 it might be a cool deal for fu but for $500 I just couldn't out of principle
>>2244146>500 destinationsYou want to go to Minot, ND, or even better, Stanly?
>>2244229what's the sexpat scene there like? Are there any Tight Dakotian Dilfs (TDD's) to spread my superior Black sperm in?
>>2244229It's Stanley* Anon, and I'll have you know they have a somewhat acceptable pizza place and a tiki beach themed bar there so it's a can't miss!
Anyone ever been to Iran? I don't know why but these country has a hold on me. I really want to see it for some reason.
>>2240946>tfw job requires security clearanceWish I could go for funsies but that would mean getting put on a list probably.
>>2241647You will seethe about us until your vaxxed induced heart attack drops you like the fat redditor sack of shit that you are in a few months lmao
Will you experience the constant harassment from salesmen and beggars you get in the Arab world?
>>2240946Is it legal to bang Iranian girls?
>>2244271Depends. If you are white you have no chance. Black guys are much better off in Iran
>those wishing to visit must have undergone three Covid vaccination shots and be part of a package tour with a fixed itinerary, FNN said Friday, citing multiple government officials. The limited resumption of inbound tourism will be treated as an experiment and, if infections do not spread, the program would be expanded, it said. wow its fucking stupid and gay. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-06/japan-to-allow-tourist-groups-as-soon-as-this-month-report-says
>>2244078They’re finding every possible excuse to have the least tourists possible. It’s obvious.
Jesuschrist this is worse than visiting north korea
>they invade my country>but I cant go to their countryIt's honestly not fucking fair.This has nothing to do with the meme flu.
>>2238825hawaii is super expensive anon
>>2240220>my country is neutralOh my sweet summer child
Haven't had one of these in a while.
>>2244181Install Tinder and show me you can pull 200 matches with hot women. You're trolling and deluding yourself at this point.
>>2243992> Probably like 160 at this pointHow do you not have a million STDs if you tend to rawdog and cum inside?
>>2243992>I took a Korean girl's when I was in seoul a few years laterGreentext
>>2243533>You're not just the creepy guy, you're now the creepy old guy. If you allow yourself to be seen that way at that point in your life, you probably deserve it, since you should know better by then.Dangerously redpilled
>>2244050Who the fuck are you to tell him what being a Chad means, loser?
Can anyone recommend some third-world places with a strong english-speaking population that I can visit? Not talking about right now necessarily with covid restrictions. Mainly looking for the ones with the third-world-country benefits - cheap/good food and maybe whores. Is the Philippines worth the hype? I hear about it all the time and I assume it's because it meets most or all criteria (english speaking, cheap food, whores).
>>2242607>maybe whoresaaand thread ruined
Barbados
>>2242607bumping
What are the best places to travel to avoid severe seasonal allergies?
Antarctica
the high plains of Peru and Bolivia
>>2244158this fucking mouth breather...also stop posting about Antarctica I'm impregnating every penguin on that iceberg
Because let me tell you, I have and it was a wonderful experience. As someone who had frequented Paris, Vienna was just a bit more Paris in every way. Food was good, drinks are good, and the palaces are spectacular. The people were so friendly. They were of great help and very kind. Now it is smaller than Paris, but everything is of a higher standard. Also, it's so safe. An outstanding city overall.A bonus is to take the train out to Salzburg. Pictures don't do the place justice as there is a noticeable incline due to the nearby hill/fortress. It is notable for being home to Mozart's birthplace.I think a regret I have is not having seen a live concert. Some recommendations I would give would be to try the Sachertorte, go to the various cafes, and see the Palaces! If you're deciding to travel to Europe, don't overlook this gem! (Inb4 I'm a shill for the Austrian tourist bureau, I'm writing this up because I had a great time and want others to enjoy their time and money spent. I have been to places such as Venice, Spain, Paris, and Vienna was like a breath of fresh air, so-to-speak). Here's a video of a guy walking through Salzburghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhVMMfe6tuoExpedia Travel Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRI8ffYKA8cWolter's Worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ2ByWjIAkE
>>2243871So you say that if you want to experience Bratislava you should fly there first and then take the train to Vienna or Budapest?
>>2238015Salzburg is beautiful, I agree. Thankfully, only rich people go/live there so no turks /niggers.Vienna in general while real nice people is turk and bosnia central.
>>2238078And British pound is worth more than the dollar despite Uk being the size of one US state. What isn your point?
>>2238017>>muslims galoreVienna is probably the best metropolis in Western Europe regarding this issue
>>2238017I’ll take muslims over niggers
where should I go to learn Spanish in 6 months for cheap
>>2241781spanish is piss easy
>>2241785DuoLingo is a good start. All these apps gamify language learning to hold your attention better. Easy to make it a habit, and a good tool for repetition & vocabulary.Maybe drill it 30-60 minutes a day for a couple months to get started, but imo you'll still eventually need a language teacher. I use Preply and you can expect to pay $10-15 an hour for an online teacher.
>>2241781Spanish is easy and a beautiful language. Let me guess, you think Thai sounds good?BING TANG XOI LING PA TOW
>>2243025>spanish is piss Ese
Best places to go to experience and partake in bizarre religious ceremonies and rituals?Only place I can think of is the voodoo scams in Haiti where they drench you in milk and toilet cleaner.Ideally ceremonies that are for the residents of the country, and not to scam retarded tourists like myself.Please share your personal experiences as well.
Goto tibet or japan for the kino buddhist temple ritualstibet is notorious for human sacrifice though so watch out
>>2243668>tibet is notorious for human sacrifice though so watch outlol what? First I'm hearing of this, are you sure you didn't fall for some Chinese propaganda?
>>2243577Kek.
>>2243668Isn’t Tibet a bitch to get in to
>>2244093Parts of it are open as part of China mostly the north. The other parts including Lhasa are restricted to operated tours that can be quite spendy. Chinese citizens can travel freely there (Tibetans and foreigners cant).
I need to get to Barcelona from Zermatt, Switzerland. I was thinking Southern France. Nothing in France is planned yet though. What's the best way to get to Spain through France? Looking to spend a few days there too. Is wine country worth driving to?
>>2240905do you need to speak french if you go off the beaten path?
>>2240967Depends on what you want. But yeah, at least some basic french would be good. People are quite chill there tough, its the mediterreanen after all.
>>2236042How is Montpellier?
OP here, got some good leads thank you everyone.Is there anything good in pic related area?
>>2243310Theres a big NP, there Aosta valley, theres Piemont outside Turin, there is one of the most besutiful lakes I ever swam in Corps, there are the Hautes-Alpes,..If you are into cycling its the archetype of the mountainside of Le Tour and Giro there
>pre covid>be traveling around EU and Asia with barely any money, sleeping in tents, couches, hostels, exploring >wish i had monies to fund this but didn't mind because i was having fun>decide to take a hiatus for a year because of life reasons>meet a girl>covid happens>move in with girl>covid over>girl wants my babies>also got job that's completely remote and pays nicely. Basically can live as a nomad and sustain myself fully>cant leave on my travels because girl wants stability and a home, pets, furniture, children, a mortgage Anons I keep daydreaming everyday about traveling like i used to except with money in the bank but I can't because of this girl. I want to impregnate her but fuck sake I want to be on the road too. Im not into this stability shit. Anyone ever been in this position?
>>2241970>And it even affects men. You can totally feel how being close to the baby relly calms and relxes you, but on the other yand makes you super protective. All hormones man.This is why it's important to stay away from pregnant women. The hormone changes will sap your ambition and testosterone. Whenever I get a girl pregnant, I move to another country, or at least another city.
>>2241855When i said their brains melted, i meant that basically everything they amounted for basically fucking disappeared the second they got a kid and a father that provides. They might come back to their senses but they will never regret the idea of having a kid even if it set their careers and lives back by 5 years or worse- they became housewives. A man definitely will, hence all these mens fucking losing it as they reach as they reach 40 because all they fucking did was work to pay the bills and tuition fees and fucking a woman that doesnt even care anymore. This is also why some younger women, especially the high skilled ones, are terrified about having to undergo this shit before they have a stable position somewhere. The oxytocin rush fucks with your brain. Theres also this thing where depending on the culture the woman is basically desexualized when becoming a mother, and so the only thing left for you is to look for a mistress because your wife sure wont give you none.Fuck, i litterally told my mom the other day to deal with that gray hair she was growing out of pity for my father who is always dressing nice, busts his ass off at the gym while all she does is fucking walk in the morning and take a shower every two days. Bless em both but this is exactly the kind of shit that makes a brother leave her for the 30 year old secretary that just seem to care more.Thats why you gotta wait a little, because as time goes you'll have more experience to recognize who will be willing to be a real partner and is not just using you to get the full mother experience. >>2241975Take your meds, schizo. The only thing you will ever give birth to is a brain tumor. That would explain your delusions of having sex in the first place.
>>2242005>Take your meds, schizo. The only thing you will ever give birth to is a brain tumor. That would explain your delusions of having sex in the first place.Nah, I talk about my offspring sometimes, usually when asked in a relevant thread, but those threads get deleted. You and I simply have differences of opinion on the necessity of being present for more than holidays and milestones. Don't get bent out of shape over it.
>>2238293I'll say this: good women are hard to come by. First try to negotiate like a month of travel a year if that's important to you, and if you can't then you'll have to make a choice. 1) think about your priorities 2) fucking communicate 3) think about what future you Will thank you forPersonally I'm galavanting around the US and all I can think of is how I'd like my gf to be sharing this with me. How much I'd like to be painting minis with her tonight or bringing her to a dinner with all my friends.I wish I had stayed, but I'll be back soon enough and she's waiting. Go be happy anon, whatever that means to you.
>>2242005>my father who is always dressing nice, busts his ass off at the gym while all she does is fucking walk in the morning and take a shower every two days.Based daddy
