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I WANT TO LEAVE MY COUNTRY
>>1992224Me three, but I'm going to have to wait a while.
>>1992224American here, I also would like to leave my country.
>>1992229no thanks
>>1992228Fuck off, every country is full
>>1992270Based post. I love covid. Seeing no white fags in my country makes me happy
Egypt thread, how were your experiences? Is it a bad as they say with all the retarded locals/touts?
Alright bro why is your cuisine so dogshitRice and mac wtf
>>1991617>sisi is not very bright but no where near as retarded as the muslim brotherhood moron Morsi,Spoiler alert: they're both freemasons
>>1985754>Egypt thread, how were your experiences?Dirty, poor, touts, hot, dirty, poor and touts.>>1985754>Is it a bad as they say with all the retarded locals/touts?Yes. To the point of random expats approaching me on the streets and telling me how they run a couchsurfing safehouse for expats that can't deal or process Cairo well.>>1990239>>1986064>The taxi drivers are genuinely fucking terribleTaxi drivers are universally subhuman. Thank the Gods the 1 taxi I took in Cairo, late at night, drove me to the appropriate place, for not a dime more than the meter showed. I did a quick conversion to see how much it was and apparently it was literally nothing as I have forgotten it now. But yes, I imagine I was the 1% at that point. Oh now I remember, I took 1 more for ~100 egp in Sharm El Sheikh for a 20 minute ride. Doesn't feel like a rip off, but fuck if I know their prices.>>1992102>Spoiler alert: they're both freemasonsPills. Take'em. Schizo.
I’d like to spend about a month in Egypt. When I’m in Cairo, what should I plan to spend daily on food and hotels? I’m okay with staying anywhere clean, and I’ll probably eat 1-2 restaurant meals and 1-2 street meals every day.I will visit the pyramids and other historical sites but I’ll budget that separately
Going to Dahab in October to stay for a month or two.What’s internet like? What did you dislike?What did you like?
Alright bros, seems I'm heading to Turkey in June. Only place that seems like it will offer enough interesting things during the coof spoof.What are the most interesting places to go? Any under the radar comfy spots?How hard is it to get by with just English?Basic coomer question of how easy is Tinder there?Any recommendations on good hotels, restaurants, places to meet people?Things to avoid?
>>1989772Yes, bröther your work has been noticed and appreciated.
>>1986231>Interesting places to go?It really depends how you want to spend your time in the pandemic. Do you want to avoid people or mingle ? But some of the standard interesting places are Haigia Sophia, Galata Tower, Topkapi palace, etc. I would recommend going to Nevsehir (place with the Chimneys. etc) Here you find lots of cool scenery and ancient caves and underground cities of course its even better if you rent a car there.>Under the radar Comfy Spots?Diffenetly look up Lycian Way its totally underrated treking route that spans 500km along the coast. But you can trek a portion of it and still see ancient ruins,tombs, and enjoy some swimming and boose with friends ,even locals or tourists on the path.>EnglishYou can get by with English easily in tourist zones of Turkey, however if you go off the beaten path to other cities where theres not a lot of tourists it can be difficult. >TinderBased on my personal experience Turkish women are Hot, and very curious towards foreign men especially in Istanbul or Ankara. But they are shy and dont know how to flirt or have an engaging conversation in English. This often results in ghosting after matching, but I had this one girl in Istanbul that was fluent and ended up smashing at her place a few days after matching. >Hotels, Restaurants,peopleAlways check trip-advisor on some of the hotels in the major cities. Find one thats in the center and has easy methods of transportation to and back between exploration trips. AVOID restaurants near famous landmarks and places, as they will jack up prices knowing that you're a tourist. But try different types of kebabs and other dishes each day, there a wide variety.>AvoidComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>1991641>Based on my personal experience Turkish women are Hot, and very curious towards foreign men especially in Istanbul or Ankara. But they are shy and dont know how to flirt or have an engaging conversation in English.never having been, I get this exact impression too anon. Half my charm is my wit and double entendres. Thanks for the tips anon!
>>1989772based
What do Muslims do for bc? Is it true the girls all do anal?asking for a friend
I really need to be there by June.
>>1986090This.Biden has been talking about opening up travel in mid-May. https://www.schengenvisainfo.com/news/us-may-lift-entry-ban-for-travellers-from-eu-uk-brazil-by-mid-may/
>>1989919yannick fils de pute
I want to go to Austria
>>1986081You will be here when you get drafted and the you will be put on occupation duty in some Belarusian. I hope you like beets.
>>1986081Where do you need to go?
In which country do the people actually like German tourists? I feel we are the retards of the world that get made fun of as soon as we're out of the room
>>1989021>US tourists shouting USA in every establishmentYou must not have met a lot of Israeli's. They're even worse.
Last time I was in a small hostel in Serbia there were two Germans, one was a weird AfD type in his 50s who jumped right into incel talking points within a few minutes of meeting, the other was a super cool guy probably in his late 20s who I later joined in finding a way into a closed football stadium.Of course the type of tourist is influenced by the destination and if you go to resort areas you're gonna find trashy people from everywhere, but if you go to less touristy places and meet some Germans they'll be the same variety of weirdos as any other nationality
>>1989021>canadiansWith the possible exception of Israelis, maybe the most annoying fucks ever, and don't even get e started on their pathological need to plaster a leaf all over every inch of their carcasses.
>>1989620Nice cope, Bong.
>>1988997>I feel we are the retards of the world that get made fun of as soon as we're out of the roomThat goes for a lot of European countries, especially the Western European ones, but it isn't that bad. Improve your accent a bit that you say they and not zhey, have some humour, be fit, dress well and everything is fine,
The reasons for this is (1) Malaysia is a Muslim majority country, its difficult to live here especially if you're born Muslim but don't really believe in the religion/an atheist. Essentially I have to live a double life and its killing me. (2) Race is a big thing here, and I'm mixed-raced (1/2 Malay, 1/4 Chinese, 1/4 Thai). I'll never belong in any community no matter how hard I try. (3) Malaysia's a middle income trap. I'm going to be working for 14hrs a day for only $700 as an auditor. Currently 21y/o, can speak 3 languages(malay, mandarin and English) just finished my ACCA(accounting), planning to work 3 years for experience first.What are my options bros? I'm looking at Singapore, but they actively look down on my kind. Vietnam and Philippines looks comfy but need more research. Feel free to ask me about Malaysia, I'll try my best to answer.
>>1989714that video is from aceh in indonesia, which is known for being hardline islamicin malaysia i think they only have a similar "morality police" in kelantan state which is mostly backwards malays living in corrugated iron shacks but they don't have much real power>I don't know how they know you're Muslim, everyone in malaysia is issued with an id card at birth. it says on the card if you're a muslim or not.>but if you are Muslim then different, more restrictive, rules apply to you in Malaysia than non-Muslimsharia law largely only applies to muslims so there are some differences for example in genting highlands there are casinos- the only ones in the country. muslims are not allowed to enter. the casinos mainly target chinese visitors- the chinese love to gamble. but the muslims get other advantages over everyone else that it kind of offsets the few things they can't do
>>1989745>offsets the few things they can't doOne of those fee things is bang a chick in a hotel room. That's pretty big
>>1988901families cost ***shrugs***. Legacy is not cheap
Go to the UK, Germany, Sweden, or Canada. They're always welcoming Muslim refugees.
Where in ML do you live?
Anyone been to Bahrain before? Heard there is a good level of hookers but besides that nothing.
>>1987956Where's the best place to meet these girls?
>>1990837Which ones. It varies depending on nationality. Theyvalm have their own spots. Even Arab/Muslim available
>>1991232>Even Arab/Muslim availableFrom Iraq, Syria, Libya I guess? Why does Bahrain allow this, I thought Dubai was for whores?
>>1987834hav you tried uk or canada? theres a lot of prostitution running rampant through the british colonies...
>>1992024Morocco, Libya, Lebanon. There's a bridge that connects Saudi Arabia(KSA) with Bahrain, their money and KSAs ir pretty much tied (1 BHD = 10 SAR), so on the weekends the country is flooded with Saudis spending their mlm money, and doing all the things they can't do in KSA.I think of Manama, Bahrain as a more down to earth Dubai
I'm going to be working in Birmingham for two months this summer. Looking for recommendations for places to live, eat, drink, go out, whatever.Fwiw, I'm a grad student, late 20s, coming from the northeast.
>>1989925what part of town is your job in? summer is hot as balls there fyi
>>1991774Job is right in the middle of downtown. Not sure where I should stay yet, though. I will have a car, so I don't necessarily need to live nearby, but I'd be looking for a neighborhood that has decent access to restaurants and nightlife.
>>1989925buy a plane ticket to lastay in labirmingham is for illegals and gypsies and jews they will get bombed one day and you will be an accomplice
>eurofag with EU passport>not vaxxed>healthywhat are the best countries that would accept me without a c19 test or quarantine?
covid test isn't a big deal to do, you better should at least be open on the covid test, it's better than the covid vax
>>1991351But thats how they infect you with the coof
>>1991471>But thats how they infect you with the coofAmazing! They’re not doing a good job, then, though, because I have been tested three times in as many countries and they keep coming up negative.Oh, and some countries are evidently only asking for an antigen test—that one’s just cheek spit if you’re lucky.
>>1991351"brain tickled" yeah fuck off
>>1991334I took an old covid test I got for work and just edited the HTML to change the dates. I'm going to Belize next week, fuck yea
>23 >USA Never traveled before. My passport appointment is on Thursday, so I’m gonna start searching for an apartment tenant to sublease my current rent so I can move out and live in foreign countries for a while. How long did it take for you to receive a passport and when did you apply for it? I’m hoping since it’s Covid less people are getting them so it’s quicker
>>1987871Literally 6 months cause Canadian bureaucracy is fucking retarded. They kept making mistakes and not telling me about it. Then because "Canada" it was my fault and I had to give them the new correct paper work that they fucked up on. I honestly hate my country.
>>1987872>Usually less than four weeks.>>1988156>couple weeks for me>>1988158>Five working days, usually quicker>>1988182>2 weeks.>>1988580>got mine renewed. approx 100 days from the day I mailed out my app to the day I received my new one.>>1990207>A month?>>1990211>3 months apparently>>1990220Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>1991210Tbh I think the post lady is retarded because everyone avoids her and she’s a mask obsessed boot licking mongoloid so dunno. I forgot how she said I could track the passport so it could very well be 2 to 4 weeks expedited
>>1991210It depends. There's regular processing that takes months and then there's expedited processing that takes a few weeks. Then you can go to federal building that can process passports and you can have it within 24 hours to a few days. It also depends if you are doing a new passport or a renewal. New passports take longer to process than a renewal.
>>1987871if you have a out-of-country flight in less than two weeks you can get an emergency passport, got mine in like 4 days.
Requesting Dubai anon (Chinese-fucking one ) ITT. Where should I stay in JBR? All apartment hotels are 5k usd+ which I can cough up but don’t wanna be a sucker. Is booking.com decent for this? Can u recommend a place?
>>1985102But you have to live there 180 days to maintain Dubai remote worker visa.
>>1984105What’s BGCAlso how do I pick chicks here, I have shitton likes on tinder some of them are Nigerian scams but some legit Do I invite them over to my jbr suite?
>>1984105>I left cause Chinese girl got a bit crazyGuangzhou girl? Summertime-fall 2019?
>>1987697Lmao
>>1985102What is there to do in Thailand? Dubai is more expensive but I don’t wanna keep my lease too forever there, probably gonna fly out when hot season starts
>be me, 7 maybe 8/10 caramel colored mexican, swimmer, fit>meet elderly american couple at local beach. they're super nice and generous>they sound sincerely interested in the little knowledge I have about international stuff (e.g. did you know that Finland uses Euro but Sweden and Norway do not, their currency is called Krona)>they talk about traveling all across Western and southern Europe, mediterranean islands, Brazil, Australia, Asia... so many awesome, interesting stories! they also have a great sense of humor.>they invite me to sleep in their hotel room>all the other young people i was supposed to be hanging with are nowhere to be found and haven't called me, they're too busy getting laid maybe>i lay down on the hotel room's couch and fall asleep immediately>next morning elderly couple is having breakfast in bed, naked>they say they're into cuckold stuff and want me to get jiggy with the wife's ol' dusty baby-cave and poop-chute>i'm visible disgusted. this must be a nightmare>i respectfully decline and they show me the door>they both caress my chest, arms and groin for a minute and insist I get schwifty with them>i try to think of the benefits of saying yes, but i can't, i'm so disgusted I feel like throwing up>i walk out the door and they slam it behind me>they probably were angry for feeding me and putting up with my loud snoring (maybe farting too?) for nothing (lol)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>1991932There’s two types of people I hate in this world. Heterosexuals and you.
Should have at least masturbated for them Pepito!
Just landed in Tamarindo. What to do and how to fucking travel in this cunt? Maps don’t ever give a single public transport option
>>1987020>>1987034La Fortuna, active volcano, very touristy, safe.DO NOT GO OUT TO CAPOS AT NIGHT, there is a beautiful beach in the national park, drive past the people who look like they're park rangers, fake uniforms trying to scam you for expensive parking. Also cool monkeys and sloths.San Jose kinda sucks, still lockdown. Nice mall but that's about it.
>>1987093>Traveling around CR is a nightmare. The roads are insanity. My first time there, a landslide had destroyed the highway, and just to turn around to find a detour took 3 hours.Imagine your gf booking the trip and you have to drive a fucking rental after a madening 8 hour drive to chicago and like 12 hours of flying and little to no sleep for two days, across costa rica during the night and with mountain tops and a brand new car.Yeah. Fuck that but that's what I had to do.>>1987780La Fortuna aka Arenal Volcano>>1988094You can drive but you need to understand the gears which isn't hard, lower the number, the higher the incline it's supposed to be on. Spend five minutes on it you'll get it. Also, make sure you have good maps and you should have a "co-pilot" helping you drive and pointing shit out.
Walk?
>>1988135Why not at night anon?
>>1987120>In any case I forgot to take my driver license with me so I think I will have to find my way with Interbus, but lord, transportation is such a nightmare hereDo you not carry your license in your wallet, and bring your wallet with you when you travel? I have two driver's licenses in my back pocket at all times.
I thought about 2-3 week trip through Norway off and on but bros, tell it to me straight. I'm 5"10. Is it too manlet tier to score with the ladies? I dont mind taller girls (bedded a couple 6footers back home) but i wanna know what im getting into.>inb4 trans
>>1990343If you are taller than 5’8 and can’t get laid, it’s your face. Sorry to break it to you.
>>1990343Travelling for that long through norway doesnt make that much sense if money is at all a factor, and theres honestly not that much worth seeing. Either just fly into one place, stay there a few day, and fly back home, or if you're flying a long way then visit somewhere else in europe with the rest of the time>>1991057Im in a similair situation to this guy. Norwegians arent that tall
>>1990343every country has some goblinas
>>1990343As tall as the women are, the don't care about height. I saw a 5 foot whatever Mexican American hook up with a tall blond Norwegian in Trondeheim. It was funny watching them dance/hug. His head inky went as hugh as her breasts
Black man here, I am 9'11" and my Scandinavian gf is 7'10". If you're under 7'8" you are completely hopeless. Even girls in Asia are >7' nowadays.
I would strongly recommend Arssenya:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNPjkGFIjQ0She and her beautiful family travels around the world, showing hotels, food and beaches as they go.
No one beats bald and bankrupt
>>1991880do you watch daily bald?
>>1991884Yeah, love it, it changes from most vlogs because let's be honest the vlogger is pretty charimatic, can crack a nice joke and doesn't take things seriously. Ive seen tons of vloggers hating on locals because they are rude (understandable when you have a prick pointing a camera at your face while you'redoing your groceries), this guy just brushes it off
I go with Madventures, the 2 insane Finnshttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwqZ0wiGGERp1Z4tHF_gVIw
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