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This movie destroyed the reputation of toy collectors forever.
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>>9357330
>caring about what others think about your hobby
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>>9357330
>kind hearted man
>lives a clean life
>has friends who care about him
>has a decent job
>gets promoted
>gets rich by selling his collection
>marries a hot milf
What's so bad about it?
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>>9357330
it's a good thing I've only watched like 5 movies in the last 20 years, they're becoming like books, only for special autists
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>>9357338
He had to give up his toys for it.
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>bring a girl home after the 2nd date
>wow anon you're like the 40yr old virgin lol
>roll with the joke
>fuck her 20 minutes later
Damn bro my life and aspirations were ruined and nobody can overcome this stigma forced upon us.
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>>9357346
wrong, he was getting rid of his trash so he could start a new collection of assembleborg and world war robot.
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>reputation
Implying we had anything to defend
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>>9357349
>fuck her 20 minutes later
>then I wake up and log into BBTS
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>>9357330
I'm married but the older I get (33) the more I think this dude had a pretty good life. Good job, lots of hobbies, eventually got married. Frankly I find myself settling into that same life
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>>9357330
>doesn't get that was a meme back in the 1980s as well

And really the idea of old man that has never felt the love of a woman being into awkward/weird things goes back fucking centuries.
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>>9357330
The remake movie will have to include Funkos and hot-glueing.
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>>9357375
in 2012 maybe, but it seems like everyone here is married at this point, since we get so few new posters and you need to either have neetbux and no expenses, or a decently paying job and a place of your own to actually collect shit.
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>>9357330
dude, nobody's ever thought highly of toy collectors
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>>9357377
KEK
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>>9357349
People always claim this in these threads but I guarantee they're nothing but autistic fantasies. If you had like a single Batman figure or something no one would give a shit, but absolutely no one here has just that.


I do think our reputation is slowly getting rehabilitated though. Stuff like Marvel Legends and Black Series have to be pretty popular because they sell them fucking everywhere. There's a new insurance commercial with Sam Jackson where he's talking to an action figure collector and they aren't making fun of him either.
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Whatever, I get laid, I got a wife and 2 kids, and I turned 41.
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>>9357411
Not him but I've genuinely never had a problem with it from a social standpoint.
Granted, I also don't have the biggest collection in the world. Just don't make it your sole identity and if you're not too weird outside of that, you shouldn't have any major issues.
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>>9357411
You’re mistake is thinking the girls are pretty or not total losers themselves
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>>9357415
You're right. I am a firm believer that anyone can get laid if their standards are low enough. The most disgusting slob I've ever known; a guy who is 450 pounds, greasy, jobless, and a 2 time convicted child molester, has a wife and kids POST all of this.
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>>9357415
I literally sold a Neca Alien Queen to a 8/10 qt about a few months ago in person.
I was somewhat taken aback, I'll admit, but I don't think these kinds of hobbies are all that niche anymore or for any "morlocks" as it were.
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>>9357411
It's less of what you have and more of how you have it displayed. As long as your stuff looks somewhat well displayed and is either on shelves or in display cases, most people who are legitimately interested in you won't care. (Obviously there are exceptions to this like gratuitous coomer bait/porn statues, but that's to be expected.) Yes, there's always going to be those select few people who will judge you for one reason or another...but, as long as collecting isn't negatively impacting your finances or life, it's no different from any other hobby and you shouldn't go out of your way to stop doing something you love to impress someone.

40 year old virgin is a garbage and overrated movie anyways.
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>>9357330
>54mm
ngmi
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>>9357411
The girl in question I made this post about fucked me 3 more times then split claiming she just wanted me for sex. And then 6 months later I met the girl who became my wife. The general reaction every time in my early 20s to bringing a girl in to see my hobby desk covered in miniatures and garage kits and several display cases of robot toys and shit is "wow that's kinda cool lol". Just because you're not having sex and are too socially awkward to meet women doesn't mean the rest of us are, anon.
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>>9357437
>The girl in question I made this post about fucked me 3 more times
>And then 6 months later I met the girl who became my wife
>then I wake up and log into BBTS
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>>9357437
Yeah, I've had a similar reaction. Granted, my collection is pretty discrete and kind of blends well with everything else, I was never one of those "toy lair" type people.
A lot of this shit boils down to how you carry yourself and whether you take ownership of who you are or you're insecure about it.
From my experience, girls like it when you're different, but not when you're creepy, and it's up to you to kind of realize what the difference between the two is.
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>>9357445
I could see people being weirded out if you had like the stereotypical wall of A-posed vintage toys or something, because even for me, that shit creeps me out. But if you're collecting various things and have nicely done up displays, especially in the current year where LOLE GEEK CULTURE is so popular, it's no big deal to anyone but vapid cunts you shouldn't be dating anyways.
I still remember the first time my now wife took one of my TFs off the shelf because it looked cute and then we just went on a date to the local robot toy store the next morning and she bought several insecticons for herself. Just gotta not be a fucking social reject.
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>>9357449
Yeah, you get it. It's about striking a balance, as with most things.
The main issue arises when a person has little to no self awareness, which has a lot to do with personality, the way you've been brought up, etc.
We take what we can get, and this applies to everyone.
Obviously some rando can't compete with the likes of a movie star Chad, but you can still create a pretty decent living for yourself if you play your cards right.
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>>9357337
fpbp
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>>9357411
>insurance commercial with Sam Jackson where he's talking to an action figure collector

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9Ar8f7sCYQ
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>>9357423
how do they get money?
how ugly is she?
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It's only the autistic messes of Transformer collections that repel girls.
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>>9357354
Go to bed oldfag, these kids don't know what either of those lines even are
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>>9357411
If public perception/image is your main concern, there's a few celebrities who are into this hobby, and some have weirder tastes too, like Johnny Depp being a known Barbie collector. Or Mike Tyson and his X-Men collection.
But like other anons suggested, the best thing you can do as a collector or any kind of "geek" is to take ownership of it, because at the end of the day it's just a small extension of your personality, and an aesthetic you're into.
Personal income allows for a collection of a number of things, and you happen to be drawn to toys.
Personally I've always wanted to have a garage full of retro vehicles too but it's not yet feasible for my financial situation.
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>>9357489
That's actually a nice setup.

An actual collector would have 4000 figures crammed on each shelf.
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>>9357505
>An actual collector would have 4000 figures crammed on each shelf.
Being able to set everything up in a way that is pleasing to the eye is a skill in itself.
I've always hated how most collections tend to look. That store/pharmacy vibe just cheapens everything and makes it look more boring.
How you chose to display whatever it is you have, including toys, boils down a lot to your own skill at interior decoration.
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>>9357505
Bro I have both crammed shelves of certain lines like TFs where I use figure scale to make it appealing instead of using stands and another shelf that is just the 3 Dino-Getter figures.
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>>9357377
living the high life
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>>9357528
fuck off asshole
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>>9357340
Agreed. Films are disposable media
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>>9357503
My favourite is how Rick Springfield went around buying Star Wars figures moc just because he liked the packaging.
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>>9357330
>no overflowing ash trays and piss bottles
This board can't relate.
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One of my girlfriends once checked out my ebay history (like 15 years ago, back when you could do that just by knowing someone's account name) and found a bunch of warhammer purchases.
>I didn't know you were such a NERD!
We had been dating for years at that point.
My wife ended up marrying me without knowing I spend like 60% of my free time on video games.
Don't let your hobby become your identity.
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>>9357781
They're not your indentity, but you should certainly let your date know what your hobbies and interests are. All of em. Maybe they'll share the same interests or become interested, or maybe they won't like it and make it become a problem. Hopefully it's not been a problem for your wife.
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>>9357489
Are any of those toys in the background legit or are they just lookalike props?
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>>9357340
>only watched 5 movies in the last 20 years yet feels like he can make a sweeping generalisation about them anyway
>doesn't read books either apparently
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>>9357822
books take too long.
read jurassic park which takes 13 hours?
or watch movie?
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>>9357330
That he's was actually a decent guy that had a few issues?
Next Op will tell us we're like Shrek.
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Toy collectors did it to themselves for being such weak plebs. If they were just Chad about their hobbies they would be treated as such but they chose to be embarrassed and hide from their true glory now you must suffer the slow and painful work that is changing the perception of fucking normies.
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>>9357338
>marries a hot milf

she was a gilf
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>>9357939
Most cringe embarrassing post on this board, congrats.
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>>9357828
Read Jurassic park. The book is way fucking better.
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>>9357973
That's not what your mom said last night when I clapped her cheeks kiddo.
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Why the fuck didn't he just hook up with some mid-tier bitch who has the overlapping hobbies? They get desperate too at that age.
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>>9357978
the book drags forever and the kids are cringe,
hammond is garbage, Malcolm is a tryhard retard, the raptors are just treated like a nuisance
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>>9357984
those are ugly
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>>9357996
Only thing I dislike is Malcolm's chaos theory tangents he likes to go off on. Also Hammond being a cunt instead of jolly yet inept old man.
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>>9357984
Normies don't know those exist.
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>>9357984
>didnt watch the movie
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>>9358032
>movie has him attacked by literal white nationalist Neo-Nazi gang
>irl the gang was half Hispanic
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>>9357996
Well the wild raptors were a nuisance. The exhibit raptors were murdering for fun.
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>Worrying about room temperature IQ normies who form opinions on people based off hollywood moviefilms.

Anyone who worries about this nonsense doesn't deserve to collect toys.
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>>9358032
I did see the Documentary, but I haven't seen this movie that came years later
It was worth to invest the time to watch it?
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>>9357383
Wasn’t that Salvador Dali’s whole thing? Dude did shit ton of raunchy surrealist stuff as a virgin and then it got crazier after he finally popped his cherry.
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>>9357503
I recall Schwarzenegger was big into old-style dolls even before he made it big in Hollywood.

And let’s not forget good ol’ Robin Williams was into weebshit and westernshit equally.
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>>9358245
No
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>>9357596
t. guy with 1000 transformers in one Detolf
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>>9357996
I liked that Muldoon fired two shots of bazooka-tranqs at Rexy and still managed to hit her while drunk. For me that scene was the highlight of the book because I saw the movie at age 7 so to see book-Muldoon as his original depiction (and surviving to the end) was a real treat.
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>>9358182
Hispanics would NEVER beat a tranny anon
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>>9358284
>I recall Schwarzenegger was big into old-style dolls even before he made it big in Hollywood.

Yup.
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the singer of Good Charlotte has a huge living dead dolls collection
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>>9358032
>cross-dresser gets beaten nearly to death for being a cross-dresser and loses memory
>creates giant autistic wwii Barbie playset to cope
>barely gets by because keeps spending money on the dolls and set, can’t afford actual therapy

If he had just kept his dress-wearing a private thing this could have all been avoided…
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>>9358308
Yeah people onlty feel bad because he became a retard from brain damage, but if a fucking tranny was being an obnoxious cunt they deserved it
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>>9358308
>>9358320
In vino veritas
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>>9358340
Shit like that is one of the reasons I never drank. I have some not-so-nice opinions, I have fetishes, I have secrets.
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>>9358291
why not?
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>>9357330
Implying they had any reputation to begin with

>>9357337
This
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>>9357330
I honestly forgot the toy collection in this movie entirely.

My hobbies are not what keeps women away from me. It's my personality.
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>>9357981
Funny. An underage in a toy board.
To be expected.
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>>9358436
or your disgusting dandruff
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>>9357503
>Based Leo could be in /swg/ bitching about Hasbro with the rest of us i
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Aside from actual toy collectors nobody really remembers this movie.
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>>9358436
Fucking this. If any of you think that you're alone because of your toys, you're not. You're alone because you're a shitty human being. At least accept it like I did so you can focus on things that truly matter. Like toys.
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>>9357428
Was it Laura Legends?
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>>9357443
>And then everyone clapped
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>>9357330
If it wasn't for the succubus i married and divorced,i would have been that guy
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>>9357330
The most unbelievable part, is him selling off his collection just because he finally got pussy. No matter how much it cost a collector doesn't sell. You make your children do it after you die.
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>>9359222
Sometimes a man sees a better way for himself.

Remember Tony blowing up all his armors for Pepper at the end of Iron Man 3?
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>>9359222
no he was sad about it and even had a fight with the lady about it.
he didn't want to sell

but he realized he really loved her and he was very lonely in life.
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>>9357330
Its like a 12 year old movie. Most collectors werent even around that far back.

I need to tell you something important. Most people dont hold on to old things. Thats why most people wont see this movie, because just like you, its old as piss.
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>>9359246
In real life collectors have tons of money and would never need to sell.
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>>9357330
if they make a 40 year old virgin remake
what our main protagonist will do?
his/her job? why no sex till 40?
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>>9359302
I doubt woke snowflakes in hollywood would even touch an idea like that today, but if they did it would probably be just a normal, well-adjusted guy getting guilted/coerced into fucking a tranny or some landwhale cat mom with men throwing themselves at her until she realizes she's a lesbian.
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>>9357340

Movies have not been the same since the first writers strike where many writers just said FUCK IT
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>>9359302
he would be cast as fat. with dandruff or some skin condition
that's why 40 and Virginia

job? probably a tech employee like that toy nerd from DEXTER
computer repair or company tech guy or geek squad
geek squad,there u go. best buy. remake can have the same feeling of the store.
or Apple consultant.
fat, bald, short. completely believable 40 year virgin
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>>9359246
and? Hell, I built my collection with my wife, she doesn't like them herself, but likes that I'm happy. plus her boyfriend buys me really expensive ones and those keep me occupied!
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>>9358245
>>9358291
>>9358370
It's only worth it to see what bullshit Hollywood injects into a movie "based on a true story".
I think the animated segments with the toys come to life fantasy might have been interesting if they didn't come off so cliche and stupid. I saw clips and trailers and knew it was going to be bad.
It barely looks better than the animation in his Polar Express movie.
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Here's the original book.
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Here's the 2010 documentary.
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...and here's the shitty Hollywood movie.
Notice they even changed the title because having the main character involved with more than one woman in his fantasy toy world was seen as sexist or some bullshit.
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>>9357330
no it didnt. The only thing I've heard anyone say about this movie since it was released was that he was a good guy
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>>9358308
To be fair, he was drunk and it slipped out.
Also, he could have both therapy and his dolls if he got them in moderation.
And really, I can't judge anyone else on having trouble keeping your figure buying impulses under control.
>>9358340
>>9358320
>>9358364
Yeah. While inebriated, he foolishly misread the crowd he was in and sharing such a secret ended up with him being beaten so badly he got brain damage.
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>model master paints
Absolutely disgusting, enjoy those shitty bottles with the paper seals getting fucked up and the paints drying out within a year of not using them.
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>>9359573
but. to be fair, a guy crossdressing shouldn't be given brain damage,

those people were low iq savages
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>>9359600
> a guy crossdressing shouldn't be given brain damage
right, because he already had brain damage. You don't retarded person retarded, you retard when they're retarded.
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>>9359647
>You don't retarded person retarded, you retard when they're retarded.
Excellent example
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>>9357340
>movies are for autists
>books are for autists
is this some zoomer thing or nostalgiafag believing only movies made before the 00s are good?
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>>9359647
so it's just a big false flag?
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>>9361539
he's right, modern media sucks
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>>9359235
No one remembers anything about iron man 3 except that it was garbage
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EYyuo7gm-aQ

It's stereotypical as fuck and pretty dumb but this stupid bit still makes laugh, a rarity considering how dogshit snl has been for years now
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>>9363138
That one honestly makes me laugh every time I see it.
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>>9357411
Probably because Sam Jackson is a toy collector himself. I know for a fact he has Ay and figmas
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>>9358302
I wish you I could show you guys his glorious wall of boots and dolls.
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>>9357437
>He'd rather have sex than play Bionicle with her
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>>9363411
never change, /toy/
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>>9357330
The moral of the story is, "Feel bad about who you are, and if you're lucky one day you'll be able to transform into an unremarkable, forgettable, completely average everybody loves Raymond vanilla human."

Are you laughing yet?
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>>9357330
Uh, brehs?
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>>9357411
Was bringing back total QTs who had no issue getting down in front of a wall of Transformers for years. They were all teachers, designers, research or history PhD students and the like, so a certain subset of society I guess, but they had zero issue with my collection.
Look and smell good, be kind, funny and knowledgeable and you'll easily find girls of your level of attractiveness or above who are interested in you, hobbys included.
It's not a fallacy, it's just about YOU rather than your collection.
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>>9363680
fucking KEK
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>>9357330
No, literally nobody cares. Toy collecting became mainstream and even your mom is a collector (of dragon dildos).
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>>9357340
this is one of the most retarded things I've read on this board
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>>9364887
yes
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>>9358495
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>>9364936
Bazinga & Friends is solely responsible for mainstreaming nerd/geek culture

This show is the only reason your mother isn't ashamed of you
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>>9363188
I have old rare video game toys still in their packaging and this just makes me want to take them out, but I'm afraid their quality is shit and they'll crumble to dust in my hands.
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>>9357330
>movie comes out when I'm 15 or so
>mother says "haha that's gonna be you" in a joking tone after seeing a trailer
>gets uncomfortable when I'm deathly silent afterwards
>ff 20 years
Well you called it, cunt. Thanks for the healthy childhood that made this possible!
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>>9357390
Also can't forget anime body pillows. Glorious anime body pillows.
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>>9363138
Oh shit I forgot about this skit. Fucking nails the obsurdity of in box collectors.
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>>9366388
lmao based mom making incel son cope and seethe for life
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>>9363188
Where can I get a case like that?
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Personal interests and hobbies are much more fulfilling than sex in the long run. Sex with the same person becomes pretty boring after about the fifth time. And realistically, only a very small percentage of men is going to have sex with more than a handful of different people in their lifetime.
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>>9357330
"reputation"
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>>9365389
I'd rather people be ashamed than have to deal with normalfags watering down every hobby.
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>>9357330
Was this a Retroblasting bio-pic?
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All I remember from this movie is the daughter had some gigantic jugs.
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>>9357411
The only people who think this shit still have no friends or live somewhere full of shitty people. The whole stigma around nerds is completely gone now, pretty much everyone I know including myself is happily married and all have large collections of nerd shit that people ITT like you would say is off putting but it's not true dude, girls don't give a fuck what you do as long as they like you and it isn't too extreme (ie a massive collection of loli dakimakuras for example). Your assumption is based on the bias 4chan has imparted on you that all women are normie whores or whatever that will roast you when the reality is that yes women like that exist but guess what, an equal amount of the opposite do too.
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>>9366724
No. The main character gets to have sex with the woman he married.
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>>9363680
>He had to ask
>With lego prices outrageously high now
Might as well be her collection now.
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>>9366621
thats why you just get a sex doll. and buying wigs and outfits for the doll becomes its own hobby
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>>9370220
>3DPD doll
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>>9370247
Is the amount of cleaning and price worth the mindless fuckbuddy?
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>>9370250
they last up to 3-4 years, sex feels identical to real sex, you tell me, TPE is much cheaper than silicone.
there are tricks and tips for easy cleaning if u wanna know,
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>>9370274
It does not feel like real sex it is closer to having sex with a dead body that isn't suffering from rigor mortis
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lmao now i want to see what old over used sex dolls look like haha
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>>9370220
>thats why you just get a sex doll
Anon...
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>>9370344
so paralyzed women dont exist? you never heard of sleep sex?
if you immediately think of sex with dead body then the doll has nothing to do with that
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>>9370713
Honestly nigga I think you went off the virgin deep end and should stop posting, but a sex doll is a toy so enjoy your stay, lol
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Never really had a bad time after this movie in terms of dating and I got a shitload of toys.
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>>9357338
he was a good character, it was absolutely grim what they did to him, it was like watching Downfall.
>happy? fulfilled? where you want to be in life? fuck you, you need to marry some washed up woman, sell off your prized possessions and fork over the cash to her in order to be a REAL MAN
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>>9363138
I love this skit because of how light hearted it is and fairly accurate to the stereotypes like you said.
>I have three of each! One to display, one to open, and one just in case!
>Why?
>....
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>>9372525
>Never really had a bad time after this movie in terms of dating and I got a shitload of toys.
I think its really more about the person than the toys.
What I mean is, I think the people that complain that toys are the reason they cant get dates or keep a gf would have the same problem if they didnt have toys. The toys become a convenient excuse to lay blame on.
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>>9363138
Ahem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DSe3e5cukg
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>>9357330
How is prison going for you Chris?
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>>9357354
>Assemble borgs
My nigga.
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>>9357411
I've been married for 15 years and my collections only growing. But my wife also collects. It's almost like stable relationships are formed through similar interests and beliefs.
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>>9372578
If you think any deeper into it other than a parody of a random man's life then you need to take a deeper look into yourself friend.
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>>9357330
If only /toy/ was full of these type of people and not spamming retards.
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>>9370247
3d women make a similar face when they see me
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>>9357330
Legit I was proud of my hobby and collection and didn't have any negative thoughts about it, even knowing that it was somewhat comparable to this lifestyle, I ignored it. Then, I was on a video call with a buddy who was like "Hey let me see your collection!", and his roommate walked by and saw it and was 'joking' (dude was a prick), saying "Hah what are you the 40 year old virgin??"
It actually kind of got to me because if a normie prick like him would think that, most people probably would too.
I downsized my collection since then.
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>>9376008
>A random prick made fun of me so i got rid of a bunch of shit i liked and altered my lifestyle that i was enjoying
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>>9376030
Lol ok I know that sounded dumb. It was more like the feelings were slightly building but that was one catalyst that made it bubble over.
The fact is I was collecting toooons of figures I didn't need... I was starting a damn Miku collection just because it was easy to get into. But idgaf about Miku.
I still have tons of figures but I got rid of my Miku's, my Star Wars, and countless side characters, and just kept my DBZ, Pokemon, and Nintendo figures :)
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>>9376036
Well good, thats much more reasonable.
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>>9376048
I am glad...but yeah for real, it is dumb to let some dumbasses control your hobby. You guys have the right attitude about that
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>>9357337
>>9357338
Agreed
>>9357349
Nice
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>>9358685
>You're alone because you're a shitty human being.
The world is not just. The race does not always go to fastest. Time and circumstance happen to us all.
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>Muh wife
How do you all stand living with women without going insane?
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>>9359349
>Movies have not been the same since the first writers strike where many writers just said FUCK IT
This. I get into arguments with NPCs about this sometimes. They don't seem capable of perceiving the difference between pre- and post-strike productions.
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>>9376561
Get married to a woman you're actually compatible with?
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>>9359551
>It's only worth it to see what bullshit Hollywood injects into a movie "based on a true story".

>Real life: He dressed in drag and hung out in bars hitting on guys who kept telling him "fuck off, faggot" until he pushed them too far and got beaten up by a multi-racial group of black and white guys
>Hollywood version: He was beaten up by a group of neo-Nazis because he's a jew
There, I just saved you 110 minutes.
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>>9376567
No such thing.
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>>9376566
that and the rampant TDS these last 5 years
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>>9357411
i live alone for the first time in my life. i didn't intend to have toys on display anywhere other than my office, but i wanted the box and packing material that toys were in to finish my move, so i temporarily unloaded a bunch into the living room. they stayed. it hasn't cockblocked me once. this sounds like a you problem, bud.
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>>9373338
>don't examine media, just consume product and get excited for next product
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>>9358273
Kind of sounds like the opposite of Go Nagai
Crazy, surreal and intense art full of ecchi pre-viriginity, bland souless art and rape fantasies post-getting married and losing his v card
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>>9377376
Spouting memes because you missed what I was implying is just you fighting with your autism.
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>>9365389
It's the reason I'm ashamed of myself.
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>>9363188
>Power of the Force and Funko Pops
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>>9366605
bump cuz i wanna know too
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>>9377444
His girls also went from looking pretty cute to just looking like blow up dolls with shitty make-up
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>>9357819
It's like a glimpse into an alternate reality because I didn't recognize a single character.
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>>9357346
>He had to give up his toys for it.
I'm gay and i got married this month, my husbear just loves my toys and excited about them.

First he started to gift me Kinder Surprises but then understood that even if those are fun - i will be SUPER happy to get actual collectables.

Why heteros always having so many problems with women understanding their hobbies? Why even have a relationship with a person who is a total opposite of everything you like
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>>9357503
>some of those figures
Wow, he must've gotten some of the 2-figure comic packs too!

Neat!
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>>9363411
Hey, man, Roodaka is hot.

And Gali is hot too, but, in like a “I’ll protect you” kind of way. Roodaka is just a dominatrix, and the movie doesn’t even try to disguise that, it even ramps up the domination aspect of it. Heck, she even steps on one of her subjects for a while in the movie.
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>>9379543
Why must you fags always let everyone know that you like it up the ass? No one cares.
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>>9379797
You cared enough to respond, cuck.
Te fact that gay relationship is superior to heterofags is an obvious thing.

I still dont understand how straight men and women (2 idiots that hate each other - and dont fucking lie to me. You are from 4chan. You already hate women) can be together. This is ridiculous.
>durr hurr my wife wont let me to buy toys
>abloo bloo my wife made me sell my collection
Fucking pathetic.
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>>9379885
I like vagina but I don't make it my entire identity. People who choose to center their entire personality on one aspect, like sexual orientation, are usually boring people.
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I freely display my Transformers on my office desk at work and I never get any shit for it. If anything people ask me about them and think they look cool.
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>>9357330
The guy had a happy life, until one of his cunt colleagues went "have sex".
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>>9385800
My friend had the same thing happen to him after college.

He was a /toy guy enjoyed legos and dropped it off once he latched on the ball and chain.

Hes now divorced has to pay alimony and now lives in an apartment and lost his house to his divorced wife.
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>>9357819
>>9379388

It's fascinating because those are all legit, articulated action figures with interesting and varied gimmicks, styles, and paint apps, and not a single one technically exists.

Even if they're from a warehouse, that means at some point some prop guy somewhere had to develop and cast/sculpt multiple toylines for that shelf and make them familiar but not distinct. That's a very special set of skills.
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>>9357819
>>9379388
>>9387118
Pretty sure the gold chromed fella to the right of his head is from Saint Seiya.

I think it's more likely they picked toys that were indistinct to avoid any weird copyright issues...which doesn't make any sense but with more and more trademarks owned by litigious private equity groups these days, I wouldn't be surprised if they just decided to play it safe.
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>>9387191
>Pretty sure the gold chromed fella to the right of his head is from Saint Seiya.

At first glance it is, but it's actually a look alike that isn't any specific character. The mismatched greaves (leg armour) would be a really distinctive thing but I don't recognize it at all. Maybe a bigger Saint Seiya fan could correct me though. It also looks like it's a matte gold finish (to make it easier to film) rather than Saint Seiya's typical chrome gold finish.

In the same way, the solo figure next to the pink shirt doll is almost a recognizable supervillain, but isn't quite Marvel's beetle.

The bottom three vinyl figures looks like a single mold just repainted randomly too, so there's that.
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>>9357338
>zero drip
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That's why you find a gf before you start collecting toys. A lot of girls are actually into collecting toys now too, but they usually are only interested in normalfag stuff like Fuknos or plush dolls.
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>>9379903
Anon...they talk to you because you have kid's toys at your work desk as a grown adult and are afraid you will shoot up the place. They're not actually making conversation over your "cool" toys. They just want to live another day.



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