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What do you guys think of the Bean-Gelo's WW2 figures? Are they worth the price?
>>8786542cool. they seemed a little too expensive for my tastes
>>8786541I ordered the Nazi set to be ambushed by Cap, and for the lolz. the line looks fun but i dont have any of the previous figs so i dont have any idea what to expect.
>>8786541>>8786541they look like metal slug art style kind of neat
>>8786833>catHitler was more of a Dog person. What a huge mistake by this toy line
These look fun, but I'm too much of a pussy to own nazi toys. Too much room for misunderstanding. I'd buy the fuck out of any other axis power or allied forces.
>>8786541Expensive for sure but they look awesome. I love the dumb guy faces.
>>8786855I think its pussy joke.
>>8786855it's Kitler the Hitlercat
>>8787193don't want to be put on a watch list when the customs officers open the parcel for inspection?
>>8787193>Being a puss and feeling like you have to justify your possessions to normieshttps://youtu.be/zVM471V9IycSome of the most impressive motherfuckers in WW2 were German. If they weren't "da bad guys" there would be movies made about some of these guys and the feats they achieved.
>>8787275The wrong side won.
I'd buy a Simo if they make one.
>>8787222Friends, family, dates, etc. I already have enough to explain as it is.
>>8787279Leadership was fucked and that's the reason they lost. I'm just saying that many of the soldiers were outstanding and faced increasingly impossible odds.https://youtu.be/86K0ncTkAkA
>>8787193i wonder if they will put out some cartoonish allied force characters or mussolini one.at least i hope they put out a cartoonishly sexy nazi female character like an ilsa she-wolf of the SS type
>>8787587that I'd buy. my horniness overpowers my fear of sudden visits from the Verfassungsschutz goons.
>>8787284Anon WWII shit is a pretty thing to collect, just talk to them like an adult.
>>8787587Shit, I hadn't even thought about a Ilsa-type female. Do want. >i wonder if they will put out some cartoonish allied force characters or mussolini one. They've also Soviets, so I'd be surprised if Il Duce hasn't occurred to them.
>>8787612I wonder how they'll do the japs
>>8787615That would be a good question. I was going through their facebook, trying to find the pics of the Soviets, and saw a post mentioning Germans, Russians and Americans, but not Japanese.
>>8787619Probably hard to caricature without being racist
>>8787658>>8787619One of their Germans kinda looks like a jap.
>>8787681I like death-penis haircut
What’s a good site to order these dudes
>>8786541I really like the style of them, but I also don't want a collection of just nazis
>>8786541They remind if of Metal Slug
>>8787658True, but then I think a Chinese company would give less than a fiddler's fuck about offending Japanese sensibilities.>>8788050I really wish I could find those damn Russian pics. They were pretty good designs.
>>8788081Of course not, but you know it would be the woke crowd of twitter assholes who don't buy these things that make the biggest fuss.
Are there any reviews yet?
>>8788050I hope they come out with different countries . Americans , British, Italians etc I like the style and the figures themselves seem pretty high quality though I can’t find much about them online.I just want a Benito Mussolini figure
>>8788112>I just want a Benito Mussolini figureThis. I really hope they end up making Stalin too.
I want a Kim Jong-un now
>>8787193Just buy them and say you needed someone for your other toys to punch. Or grow a pair and buy and collect whatever you want.
I hate how it is just nazis. I really want that cartoony Hitler but having a shelf with Hitler as a centerpiece without any other historical figures to go with him is a bad look.I mean I am going to get it anyway but still.Is he uo for pre-order anywhere?
>>8788106Over in the clothed 1:12 thread someone mentioned that an instagramer that had them, and apparently there may be breakage issues with the elbows.>>8788245>Is he uo for pre-order anywhere?Giantoy has them.
>>8786541When I look at these figures, I can't help thinking about this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQedw5HRZ00
>>8786541It's like a WW2 comic from the artist of Lupin the III. I love it.
>>8787193Just buy this guy and tell everyone he's just an old man on a hike. Or just get one without an overt SS or iron cross or swaztika on it; normies can barely tell from just uniform alone.
>>8787681Ironic, since apparently he's ethnically Italian.
Has no one online bought these? The only images I see are from the bean gelo. No YouTube videos , no one taking pics of them . Are they not released yet?
>>8788489no one wants nazis bro
>>8786541I'm so glad my grandparents suffered in a concentration camp so some faggot chinks could make toys humanizing nazis
>>8788596How do you feel about the Uyghurs? Why are you complaining about China making all the toys when all the factories were moved there?
>>8788596Pretty sure these >>8786833 >>8786863 are the only ones that qualify. Average German soldiers in WW2 weren't part of the SS or the political party.
>>8788489I think they're just starting to release.
>>8788596>my grandparents suffered in a concentration campI'm sure that's what they told you
>>8788606Oy vey! Stop having fun with the forbidden theme!
>>8788619https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth_of_the_clean_WehrmachtNot saying I have an opinion one way or the other on the OP toys (hell, I have a ton of models of WWII German vehicles), but it's important to understand that Germany's wartime atrocities cannot be blamed solely on its most fanatical elements.
>>8788782>wikipedia wants to opine about a myth Every major nation in WW2 committed atrocities, including the Americans and Brits. Soviets and Germans committed a shit-ton against each-other.
>>8787596I mean these are somewhere between JoJo rabbit and hogans heroes type nazis.
>>8789042>hogans heroes type nazisI really think that's the intention. I could totally see these as German versions of the screw-ups in a Beetle Bailey comic strip. It's not "serious" like DiD's Heinrich Himmler.
>>8788596Nice bait.Also they're being made fun of.
>>8788160The guy was born to become a cartoonish action figure
>>8788596Any legitimate nazi-larper who buys these thinking they look cool is playing themselves, because it automatically makes whatever other SS shit they might have look ironic.
>>8789377Nazi larpers don't buy toys, they play video games and have sex with femboys
>>8789388damn i wish i was a nazi larper
>>8786855there is a race of cat that all have the iconic hitler stache, i think its referencing that more
>>8789377Why the inconsistent use of swastikas? There’s St. Andreas crosses on the armbands and podium but swastikas on the helmets and underwear. I wouldn’t mind one or the other but mixing them is bugging me.
>Hitler figure is named Devil Kingwow kinda rude.
>>8789398Plus they already had a dog figure so I guess a cat one makes sense.
>>8788596>humanizing nazisHitler and his goons are very clearly being played for laughs here. When you mock something bad or scary, you're taking away its intimidation factor which is what gives it power in the first place.
I wonder if all the characters have underpants
>>8789506Sounds like a Japanese super robot name
>>8790389The series 1 figures I saw parted out didn't. Looks like just Hitler and the the one figure from series 2.Here's a sideways unboxing video I found. Looks like they instruct you to hit the joints with heat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1N08tWB0k0
>>8788596Cry me a river, kike
>>8789731Ok thanks for goysplaining, dipshit
I like the op's faces, have a lot of character. >>8790486Let me get this straight, you move all factory jobs from the U.S. to China, and act surprised when the Chinese make toys like this? Do you realize they have their own history/culture and don't care about the cultural taboo of others? Why act this upset of a country notorious for loose intellectual property laws and a company making these dolls? Have you considered suing them for emotional damage?
>>8790793>Have you considered suing them for emotional damage?>suing Of course he has, he's Jewish
>>8788596Nazis were humans my dudeTerrible humans but still humans.
>>8788447I was thinking the same thing. I kinda wanted to get them to use as foils for the SHF Lupin since Nazis pop up from time to time in it.
>>8790486>goysplainingFucking Twitter tourist. Was Mel Gibson humanizing the Nazis too when he made the "Springtime for Germany" bit for The Producers?
>>8791173>Mel GibsonThis is too funny to be a mistake.
>>8788469babbys first tragic backstory
I'll wait to see someone give a review of these toys before putting down 90 bucks
>>8786541>>>They ever release photos of the soviet characters?
>>8795750Showed them at Shanghai last year.Scroll down for the Reds.https://www.poptoys.net/info/poptoys-2020-shanghai-wonder-festival-i0026.html
>>8795784>)Thanks Anon. Was hoping for a female character but the russian ones look fun . Hope we get a Stalin
why were these comic relief doofuses so effective at war?
>>8795967>>8795967Hitler had the spear of destiny
>>8795946That looks like a good superman head
>>8796507Yeah, they really should have saved that for American troops. And this guy totally should have been in the Russian army instead.
>>8796532Hope the American one has a five o’clock shadow and smokes a cigar
>>8795784The face is a bit goofy even compared to the rest of the series
This guy looks great.
>>8798632They look alright, but I am not really feeling it so far with the soviet troops. The nazi ones look nice, so it's kinda disappointing in comparesement. Hopefully the Stalin and other soldiers look abit better, as having some good soviet figures with a comical spin would do my heart much joy.
I am really impressed with the two Hitler uniforms - but I don't think I could justify in a million years having a Hitler action figure.
I will never own these but these are harming as fuck and something only Japan would ever do and do as well.
>>8798646I know that feeling man, had it not been for the social stigma attached: I'd probably pick up this hitler. This looks straight out of old french films and cartoons, I love these designs so much.>>8798659>These are harming as fuck
Oskar Dirlewanger figure when?
>>8798634>>8798632did the soviet military wear capes? I hope they give one the commie troops a big fur hat that everyone in russia wearsSince the Nazi troops got a dog, pig and a cat I hope the soviet troops come with a bear.
Just happy to see more cartoon cloth body stuff. Fucking sick to death of seeing 1/6 movie characters with faces so detailed you can count their blackheads.
>>8798644That smug motherfucker is the one I'm waiting for.>>8798641This one is a repainted Mezco skull away from being a perfect WWII Red Skull.
>>8798644Now there’s a man who enjoys life
>>8799216They wore ponchos or rain coats, not actual capes like that figure; they were greenish too, certainly not red.
>>8788596Auschwitz play set when?
>>8798659These are Chinese. If they were Japanese they be cute girls or something.
>>8799751You ain't wrong.
>>8799785I prefer them as twinks
>>8799917Kek, that's fucking great.
>>8798634They're definitely playing up that superman angle.
>>8798659I wish nazis were real so they'd throw you in the retard death camp.
>>8798659Nazis' relevance and impact in the world relies solely on the fear the instil in an individual and eventually a group, you are weak willed and weak minded if you believe looking back at history and portraying it openly, not to mention in a mocking manner is harmful.
Hope we get a least one female from each group. Obviously the Nazi one would be a She-Wolf of SS type with a whip and long blonde hair But what about soviets ?
>>8800262>Pays $150 for a funny toy Hitler under the excuse of "mockery">Complains people's wills aren't triumphant enough>Still 100% uses "jew" as an insultI'm not sure where I'm going with this, but I'm not sure I buy that the nazis have won if we can't venerate Hitler.
>>8800349Anyway, who am I to talk? I made a custom Hitler. These designs are undeniably good, but I'm certainly not touching it until it's more than just Nazis.
I hope we get at least ONE Russian figure that's bald with a beard or with a handlebar mustache.
>>8800318Pic related, but not as exaggerated.
>>8800681Forgot the fucking pic.
>>8798666>>8800067>>8800262I meant to write "charming", go figure.
>>8800684I hope she has the fur hat and sniper rifle.
>>8800716They've got options, depending on how they want to do it. They've got to get the ones they've already shown out first. The Coof has them waaay behind.
>>8800746Im just waiting for a youtuber or someone to do an actual review of the figures before i plunk down 90 bucksHopefully they start to ship soon
>>8800353what head did you use for The Führer?
>>8800752I feel the same. The bodies look pretty shit, honestly, and I want to see some kind of actual feed back on them.
>>8798659>I will never own these but these are harming as fuckBrah, almost every country contributed to shit that's just as bad or worse for over a thousands of years, yet most people are proud of their countries, histories, iconic leaders, and armies.
>>8798632This is the best one of the soviets . Hope they release a Stalin though
>>8798646I'm definitely grabbing him. He'll be great for coomer photography, having him raping my figma girls in an alternate history where nazi germany won
>>8798649here we go, perfect rape face expression on this one
>>8796532That fat mongrel fuck looks the most American of them all
>>8798649Will these heads fit on Figuarts Dragon Ball bodies? I need to have a Super Aryian figure and I think this could do.
>>8804723These are looking to be closer to Mezco in scale. On top of that, these all (with the exception of Geezer Weber) look to use a one-piece style head/neck combo common with 1:6 figures.
>>8800777It's literally just the GI Joe Colonel Brekhov figure with a tiny piece of black duct tape for a mustache and red, white and black duct tape for the arm band, and no other changes. No idea what he goes for now, but you might be better off finding a custom head from a third party shop.