Worst Mcdonald's toys?
>>8325876god, that face....
Worst than bad it's being plain worthless
>>8325876>Implying there's ever been a good Mcdonald's toy.
>>8325931>He doesnt know
>>8325931Be gone zoomer. We pity your wasteland of a childhood.
Am I wrong in remembering BK to have better toys than MCD? MCD was always trashy, only ones I can remember are the Shrek3 ones. BK had pokemon and marvel superhero squad
>>8325948The fact that mcdonalds toys was the best either spy kids or sharkboy and lavagirl ever got is truly criminal
>>8325876wasn't mcdonalds closed?
>>8325931>Not thinking Mcdonalds hot wheels were the raddest designsGo play with your shitty phantom menace cardboard cutouts you pizza hut/taco bell/kfc shill.
>>8325876Is that from the Will Smith fish movie?
>>8325876this is my face when i open the toy and it stops being exciting and im back to my miserable life
>>8325919Those look cute.
>>8326186Shark Tale? I think so.
>>8325931You dumb cunt.
>>8326698I got so pissed when I asked for a mighty kids meal and instead of the actual toy I got some fucking bionicle trading card
Mcnugget Buddies were pretty dope.
>>8326969I miss when mcdonalds made their own toys
>>8326976I used to have the cheeseburger one but lost it in a move
>>8325876I'm not the only one that sees it, right?
>>8326182Oh my god I had that purple one and I fucking loved it. Thats a blast from the past
>>8326969>dopeuse better language, appreciate yourself
>>8326976I still have some of these.
>>8326976I used to have all the dinosaur versions of these. So much fun.
>>8327526Teacher used to give these out in elementary school. Been thinking about getting a collection for old times sake. Are they hard to find?
>>8326190>oh God I'm gonna... CONSOOOOOOM
>>8325876IDK my daughter loved it she would play with it alone for hours in her room. Fucking thing always stunk and the dog wouldn't leave it a lone so i got rid of it. Daughter was pissed.
>>8325876I’ve got one of those stupid ass gold colored Pokémon plates that came in a clear case. Pretty sure that was from a McDonald’s.
>>8325876I think that was from Burger King
>>8327623Yeah, Shark Tale toys were burger king
>>8325931Look at this dumbass
>>8326182Street Shocker was fucking BASED
>>8327169Somebody has definitely put that in their ass
>>8326910The 2002 cards, with the Bohrok on them? You missed the boat, man.
>>8328311this was the shit
>>8325948The fact that pic related was a functional camera was mind-blowing.
>>83261821999 - 2003 were the best ones.
>>8325876What is this even from? Looks like Thanos' dick.
>>8329267Infinity War. It was the Dick of Thanos.
>>8325931you know fucking nothing
>>8330129Imagine how fat your kid got from trying to collect them all.
>>8326182number 16 remind anyone else of Rocket League?
>>8325931these were basically kenner action figures. so, yes, they had their moments in the past 35yrs
>>8330427The sad thing was while these were cool, they were still notably not as good as retail figures; these days these would retail for $8 and look the same.
>>8326182fug, i got the top left in yellow and the top right purple and blue onesthat little hotrod looks cool and the animal ones neat too
>>8325876>phallic: check>looks like a magic mushroom: check>face looks stoned as hell: checkWhat a gloriously dumb piece of plastic.It's like they put some drug paraphenilia you buy in a headshop while visiting Amsterdam in a happymeal just hoping the parents of little Billy will be too busy to notice.
>tfw I still have my McDonald's Moon Man figure.
>>8325919At least you get a pokemon card. That would sell me as a kid. Pokemon or yugioh card makes for a happy boy wit a happy meal.
>>8326698Bro that hit me in the feels. I want all of those. I miss those simpler times.
>>8326182Sorry, but plastic hot wheels cars are shit. These were the real deal.
These were the closest thing I've ever had to F-Zero toys.
>>8326976>>8327526>tfw my parents threw a bunch of these I had in the attic because they thought I only care expensive figures now.Sometimes I just want to be a kid again and enjoy cheap shit like this. Why is it so hard to understand?
Does anyone think they could maybe help me find a particular line I remember seeing and wanting a lot as a kid? I don’t remember if it was a McDonalds or Burger King line. I think it was a pretty large set (I wanna say 15-30?) of these hard plastic animals. I vaguely remember some of them being metallic/robotic.
>>8325931Ahem.>>8330491Fitting, they were two rastafarian jellyfish dudes from that dumb fish movie with Will Smith in it.
>>8327583imagine writing this thinking either someone would find this funny or to go out of the way to actually believe this happened, and then have neither actually happen. sad
>>8332918yeah you got me i figured it would be sorta funny but nope no one laughed.... oh well you can't win them all
>>8332958ha ha daughter use dil do
>>8325876Everything made after 2010
>>8331732I used to have the lizard flamingo turtle and lobster too but gave those to my niece since they didn't have the tag on them anymore. I'm honestly surprised this one has stayed in decent condition.
>>8328311I just looked up a vid of this and saw each piece's play function triggering off the last, holy shit this is amazing. They'd never make something like this now
>>8325919>>8331387I can easily picture my younger self getting real excited about these. The cards are cool and the pokeball shoots those little disks that have a built in rock paper scissors type game for 'battling'. Plus the back has a clip so it's a nice fashion accessory you could wear to school and make all the other kids jealous.Now I'm a man-child so I cut off the clip on mine and made it into a belt buckle. I wear it almost every day.
>>8326698are those mask colors exclusive to the mcdonalds toy? if so, that's pretty cool.
>>8331569>F-Zero was originally conceived as 3D Hot Rally with a Western appeal>one of the highest selling games on the SNES, at the time>No one capitalized on it with F-Zero toys>not even Mattel, who did multiple video game promotions, had a line of toy hovercars, and even did a Stunt Race FX Hot Wheels car
>>8325876>LEGO Movie promotion>bricks not included
>>8330427>tfw I had all of them
>>8330129>>8330180i will never forget this toy. was in some summer camp in elementary school when these were happening. we had a field trip to one of those cookie cutter local amusement parks with mini golf, go karts, an arcade, laser tag, and other fun shit kids go wild for. anyway, the arcade was fucking huge and had a built in mcdonalds. for lunch every kid ended up getting these inspector gadget toys. but for some reason i also remember getting large fries and big macs. i only remember this because some kids didn't want their food so i stuffed my backpack with big macs and large fries to take home. anyway, i started by going around to all the girls securing their inspector gadget toys first since i knew they wouldn't want them. then i started using the duplicates to trade with other people and convinced others to join in helping me assemble it. my last piece came from going up to the mcdonalds and telling them i was just missing this one and exchanging an extra for it. i not only completed the build but unintentionally became a fatass in the process.
>>8333233Damn. Unless those cups came full of “Give your kid coffee for the first time,” it seems disingenuous to claim that each one has “McPlay Power.”Anyone know what happened here? The LEGO Movie was massive marketing success, and seemed like it had the full confidence of LEGO the whole way. It’s almost unthinkable that it would have Happy Meal toys that aren’t even toys.This screams of “the real toy was recalled at the last second.”
>>8333358They couldn't do real lego as a toy anymore due to it being a choking hazard.
Why did McDonalds start doing less with kids meal toys? Too expensive?
>>8333396>>8333358>>8333233what they should have done was make Lego brick studs line the sides of the cups. No choking hazard because it is all one piece, and it still has play power if the kid has legos at home.
>>8333396This is why the Mighty Kids Meal existed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4wjXK9V2Ps
>>8333396They honestly could just make Duplo builds with unique molds and figs like the doofy Emmet and Lucy that came with that one LM2 set. At the very least they'd be compatible with SOME form of Lego, as opposed to shit like their 06-08 Bionicle "figures".
>>8333804I had two of the Mantax as a kid and they were great villains for my 3 3/4 superheroes. No clue what they are about in the bonkle lore though
>>8326182>pictures you can feel
>>8333092My daughter got this the other day, it's pretty good. Luigi shoots out about a foot away.
>>8327329Would you prefer he said "based," like every other idiot on this Malaysian Macramame site?
Recently ran into one of these in a goodwill, man they are hideously cheaply built. Granted they could be much worse but real hot wheels trucks are so much better.
>>8329212Agreed. Back then I tried to collect the series. They were also pretty aesthetically pleasing.
>>8330427>>8330450Any toy like these that came from fast food places always became my designated bath or pool toys. That way the real ones wouldn't get all loose and floppy from being in water all the time. I loved them.
>>8333308KEK underrated as fuck
>>8333417probably. I remember hearing somewhere that technically speaking mcdonalds is the largest toy distributor in the world
>>8330129I’m a zoomer, but as a little kid I was autistically obsessed with the inspector gadget movie starring Matthew Broderick. I don’t know why but I would rent it every single time we went to Blockbuster. My uncle worked at McDonald’s during the inspector gadget tie-in and managed to make a few of them. I remember he gave me one for my birthday one year and i nearly shit myself. I couldn’t have been any older than 4.
>>8333189Turquoise one is only one that remained exclusive. Rest were used in one other set each.
>>8333804I guarantee some non verbal sperg has written a 20 page Google doc on the lore of mcdonalds bionicles
>>8330427I liked these better than the official Bandai figures because they scaled with my Starwars and G.I. Joe figures.
this thread is doing something to me guys...
>>8325974BK also had a great Star Wars series.