>>10243672
Dan slott

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO DRIVE TO WORK ON A SATURDAY

>>10243672
>clothshit

>>10243672
I thought that was supposed to be the Marvel Legends Hood that represents us.

>>10243672
So like...we can strip him naked...?

Quick alert the coomer general

>>10243713
ALL THE WAY TO WORK!

>>10243672
from 0 to 10, how much do you look like him? I'd say I'm 6

>>10243672
toy story is creatively bankrupt and offers nothing new, it invents an imagination for the npc majority into buying soulless crap that apes what it homages

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>>10243672
I prefer Kenner Newman with detachable arms.

>>10243802
>angry retard noises over Tim Allen being verboten for being a shitty person.

>>10243829
toy story is soys incarnate, its cringe and faggotry made for npc children with no ability to make up their own stories, so they circle jerk the most wholesome and kino childhood crap disney shit down their throat that causes many broke dick milennials to cream themselves like a majorly badass would when reminisining about how epic their premanufactured child hood adventures were.

>>10243672
Finally they made a figure of Mike Mozart.

>>10243672
Comedy Central Presents:
Fluffy: The Later Years

>>10243855
>epic meme bazinga burger

>>10243845
It's kinda funny how you spew words and think they mean something. Do you still sit at the kids table?

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>>10243672
>no good Wayne Knight toys
it's not fair

>>10243672
honey
new FUB figure just dropped

>>10243870
its funny lightyear fucked up and no one gives a fuck about ducky bunny or forky from the last movie. did you enjoy woody giving up his voice box for some dumb doll?

>>10243870
lmao based. i bet he uses the buzzword 'pegwarmer'. lol what a faggo

>>10243813
Never really thought about how fucked up this figure was as a kid, shit he’s even red on the inside, they knew what they were doing.

>>10243672
> APPEARING OFFLINE DOES NOT FUCKING STOP IT SO STOP GIVING FUCKING ADVICE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!”-

>>10243919
. . . I see you're still extremely invested in cartoons. That's nice for you, I guess. Do you generally like the same cartoons the other kids like? Or does the kids table argue about their favorites?

>>10243950
>I noticed you're packing quite a hefty boner on this wholesome forum here, mind if I take whiff?

>>10243792
>long hair but with bad hairline
>glasses
>skinny with slight belly
>full beard but shaved right now
>average height
>not painfully autistic to the point of stalking children's toy aisles
Maybe a 2 or 3

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That's pretty cool! I saw they made an Andy and a Sid I believe at one point. I'm gonna pre-order him.

>>10243672
No chicken-suit, no buy.

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>>10244235
I thought the same thing, but it looks like its included

>>10244245
0/10 no canonical Cheetos fingers option hands.

>>10244245
It's a shame the meme smile isn't quite accurate
Would be cool to see them make a figure of the old toy collector/repairer that restores Woody

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>>10243672
Yeah, We’re making real progress!

>>10243672
Is that scott t hards?

>>10244466
Looks more like ReviewTechUSA

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>>10243871
His minifigs look good. Did he get anything from Space Jam?

>>10243732
Well fuck I didn't care before but I can see him making a great fat bastard .... shit I might have to get one now

>>10243870
He’s not wrong though. The first film was great and had a good message behind it. There should never have been sequels. 2 was just about acceptable but felt utterly perfunctory compared to the first, 3 and onwards have been disgusting examples of manchild commercialism.

>>10244520
>cynical as shit.
>can't find joy in anything.
You should take that show on the road.
Hell take it anywhere..... far away from here

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>>10243672
I already have my literally me figure

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>>10243699
Top kek.

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>>10245902
You guys think it's better to be bald with a patchy manchild beard like Dan and his ilk or just get a hair transplant and a proper shave? Or bald and shaved. Or anything else you think is better?

>>10243672
>>10243732
>>10244504
Does this guy scale well with Storm Collectibles? Because if he does, he'd make a great ugly bastard for Chun-Li and Mai Shiranui.

>>10246502
He's 7.23 inches .... probably better for a smaller chun li and mai

>>10246507
dont. it sux

Man, I wish I had a successful chain of toy stores to the point I barely need to work beyond the advertisements and could spend my time looking for rare toys in garage sales.

>>10246502
Just wait until they make Earthquake or Kusaregedo.

>>10247502
Let’s not forget having the cash to drop on professionally refurbishing a worn boomer toy to like-new condition. The only thing I’ve achieved close to Al (besides my weight) is having a shorter commute to my work (walking from my bedroom to my living room to work remotely on the company-issued laptop).

>>10243672
for a "Toy guy" he wasn't really into a whole lot of toys.

Fun fact: In the Toy Story short "Toy Story of Terror", Al was the winning bidder for Woody.
>>10247502
Living the life

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>>10245894
>no Joi

>>10244496
>minifig
barf. doesnt count. next

>>10246042
A hair transplant wouldn't save Dan Slott from his fat physique and pathetic manchild personality. You wanna know why so many 20 something women work in the comics industry now? It's so pathetic shlubs like Dan Slott can pretend to have work girlfriends.

>>10246687
>>10247512
Oh okay. What about Taimanin Second Axe figures?

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>>10249247
Bro are you not able to look shit up on your own?

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>>10245894
You look like Ryan Gosling?

>>10251282
I'm Officer K in spirit. You could say I'm a trans Gosling.