I need more research for my book.Please tell me your lewd TTRPG stories.....For purely Educational purposes, you understand.
>>90961872Nothing beats using a fairy as condom to buttfuck a male orc with fantasy AIDS against the will of both the fairy and the orc.
>>90961872Oh boy. Didn't we just have one of these?Oh well, here goes.>Be me. Forever DM of several groups. After drama killed the last ERPG group I was in, take a break for a while>Decide to try running some ERP campaigns. I try fantasy first but that doesn't work for a variety of reasons. Mainly I hate D&D 5e and the hipster alternative games in the same milieu are either too lethal (nobody wants to have their Elf Waifu's nose chopped off), Storygame sewage or "rules lite" tripe.>Try a few OSR games with houserules, get bored and frustrated with Class/Level systems.>Finally try something new. A lewd anime Mecha campaign.>Decide to follow a very Gundam-esque mix of Hard and Soft Sci-fi. Hard sci-fi elements include No FTL and no Artificial Gravity except through rotation. Soft Sci-Fi includes Giant Robots and Psychic Powers.>Start worldbuilding and create a colonized Alpha Centauri system 1,000 years in the future.>Come up with the concept of the Firstborn. These are the descendants of the original crew of the Generation Ship's crew. Most everyone else was descended from a frozen embryo. Firstborn have spent centuries engaging in GATTACA style gene augmentation so the men are all 6'5"+ with massive dicks and the women all look like supermodels.>Create culture based on a desire to interbreed with desirable "Norms" from the general population. Firstborn are literally an excuse to include my breeding, dick sizeplay and cum inflation fetishes in the game.>Player characters are all female members of a Mecha Squadron. As Independent mercenaries they travel through a colonized Alpha Centauri taking various jobs. The characters are all Half-Sisters and their handler is the estranged Father.My inspiration for this campaign? Pic related. The sheer number of Twitter and Tumblrinas who have discovered they have an Electra Complex through that game is breathtaking.Search Armored Core 6 on Twitter: hornyposting for Handler Walter is EVERYWHERE.
>>90962024>Also I decided to use Mekton Zeta because I love Interlock. It's working quite well, does everything I want it to do, and it's fun to tinker with.
>>90961872You will never be a real elf
>>90961872>party visiting a foreign city as guests of the governor>the emperor is in the city too>monks and sages are auditioning to become the imperial architect>governor asks bard to perform for the emperor>secretly submitted her as a candidate for the position of architect>kicks off a plot that culminates in the bard teaming up with one of the other candidates to uncover a plot to polymorph the emperor>in the process makes sure her ally candidate gets appointed architect>the day after the plot is foiled it rains like hell and the bard and architect spend all day in bedbards
>>90961872Elf impregnated by every monster in the universe.
>that thread where anon was in a group and another player wanted to fuck his character and commissioned dozens of lewdsLast time /tg/ made me laugh
I have no idea how you motherfuckers can stand acting out your degenerate magical realm bullshit with other dudes. It is beyond gay and cringe. inb4 we play with women. no you fucking dont
>>90962937>ywn make a character so hot that someone on /tg/ will draw them as a spherewhy even live
>>90962937The best of times.
one time my boy was chilling in the camp and he told his boyfriend that he was cute and then they kissed
>>90962515>ywn win the heart of a half-elf maiden twice your age and half your physical age by convincing her there is nothing wrong with being a cute halfie
>>90961872My shadowrunner allowed himself to be died up by a dominatrix once.
don't we have a lewd rpg containment thread already
>>90961872Had an elf wizard end up a Drow slave. Lots of humiliation, bondage, training, petplay etc followed.
>>90961872My character banged a hooker once and rolled a net 20 on the athletics check.
>>90961872The setting is actually inside the vagina of a Great Old One.
>>90961872No, I don't want to be in a neckbeardia video.
>>90961872Half the players in my text-driven campaign are people I've banged the shit out of in F-List.As it turns out, some people that know how to write an elf getting her guts rearranged and her genes rewritten are also quite capable of writing enticing characters.
>>90964329Hahaha she's so round and spherical haha!Imagine rolling her around hahahahaImagine her blushing and begging you to stop but she can't do anything about it hahahahaImagine dribbling her and dunking her like a basketball hahaDo you think she would secretly enjoy it haha just kidding that would be weird hahaha but also kinda cute hahahaha nah I'm joking hahaBut just imagine...
>>90962024this sounds fun anon, congrats and great job.the unhinged mech pilot fujos of twitter are a really fun bunch to follow.
>>90962024>nobody wants to have their Elf Waifu's nose chopped offha ha, right....>t. gurofag
You will never be a halfling with a big, lusty, human barbarian twice your size.She will never jerk you off with her thumb and forefinger while pressing her huge boobas in your face.
>>90965223So you succeeded then? There are no critical successes or critical failures on skill checks. But nobody ever reads the actual rules of the game.
>>90966898He didn't even mention the system you joyless sperg.
>>90961872>play text only roman inspired homebrew ttrpg>I am playing a hardened grizzly no nonsense Triarii. Essentially were in a warcamp on the frontlines.>One of the head female slaves (another pc) act erratically. When we do a training fight in the cage she was literally foaming from the mouth with excitement. >she does all sorts of minor stuff around my character and I end up having to "punish" her>she seems into it. Finally realize she is a masochist>we start having "private" sessions which is essentially just roman themed BDSM porn>In one session, after a battle we decide to have another private session>Someone starts hacking the door open>Its a NPC who was apparently in love with her>Seeing her undressed he walks up and starts to dress her>dont want to kill him outright because if you murder another soldier the punishment is severe, so I tell him to fuck off>He doesnt listen>Take out my gladius and drive it through his fucking stomach>as he dies I fuck the slave girl ontop of him busting a massive load in her as he breathes out his last breatheSadly the game died 2 weeks later but it was pretty kino.Carthaga dalenda est
>>90966995*hacking with his swordlike breaking it
I've never played in a game in which lewd things came up.
>>90965918This is why I don't share shit on /tg/ anymore.
>>90961872Don't know if this counts.https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/60527989
>>90961872I've never played an ERP game because those are creepy little circlejerks, for weird sad people.That being said, I have had regular games with some pretty erotic elements. Like a Traveller game, where my character married his twin sister, his half sister, & another woman.
>>90963106My wife and I have vastly different schedules, where we literally only see each in person maybe once a week, either she's at work or I am due to shifts.And occasionally I'm on FIFO shitNearest we get to it other than sending nudies and facetiming having a wank is writing a story on Novel AI that we add to and read through when we're in the moodThe fucking filth she's some out with, discovered loads about her I think she'd have been too shy to verbalizeFuta, dp, anal, having me watch her with another girl, etcHas made for some interesting holidays
>>90968654Need a new board to share ideas and make stories, this has gone down the shitter with the general boards.
>>90966995That's pretty hot ngl
>>90963106I do. She likes rogues and rangers, prefers elves and tabaxi. Often tries to hoodwink or deceive the NPCs, usually for more cash and prizes for quests. I do not expect her to change this behavior, as she's been doing this sort of play style since we met back in 1994. 23 years ago, I ran a game with 3 women and 2 guys. Shit was pure chaos. Each and every member of that group thought they were the main character. Lasted 3 months.
>>90965918They read one of my stories but I think it was a disappointment to them because it wasn't cringe incel shit (aside from being about dnd, that is)>>90966995>you are a warrior. die a warrior. you won
>>90966476Yep. Incest is fun because it's one of the few things that's still taboo even when all of the participants are consenting adults. It's why I wrote the Firstborn as being obsessed with Genetic Diversity. It would have been one of the ideas hammered into the colonists before the Generation Ships left for Alpha Centauri. Fucking your relatives is still Taboo.Orc rape is fun, but it gets repetitive after a while. Incest adds some spice to otherwise vanilla sex, and parent child incest is extra spicy even when all of the participants are adults.
>>90966995Nice. That goes pretty fucking hard. Are you a fan of the John Norman Gor series by chance?
>>90969752They read one of my stories once and it earned them a Community Guidelines strike. Fun times.You might still be able to find it. It was "The Furry Rape Planet or How I learned to stop worrying and solve problems with high explosives" by Burrito Boy.
>>90969889No, but I'll check out his stuff. The GM might've been though because as far as I remember he was pretty on point with the sexual stuff and enhancing what we were doing/going for within the setting so the probability is quite good he read some roman action smut. If not John Norman someone else but I couldnt tell you man. We only ran the one game together
>>90970102I would stop after the first 5 books. The first 5 Gor novels are entertaining, throwback Sword and Planet style fantasy in the vein of Edgar Rice Burroughs but with a heavy dose of Greco-Roman influenced Maledom. Norman was clearly a fan of the Iliad. Basically, all women on this alien counter-Earth are property. Men fight over them and women swoon over the idea of being "claimed" by the right powerful warrior.It's definitely erotic fiction but keep in mind it's erotic fiction written in the 1960's. The actual sex descriptions is pretty tame.What I find extremely entertaining about Gor is that just mentioning the series title will get your average Redditor or Twitiot foaming at the mouth in frenzied, impotent rage.
>>90970303Alright thanks for the recommendation. I will keep that in mind.
>>90961872>Please tell me your lewd TTRPG stories.Had a text based online TTRPG session where a male elf bard went to a dwarf hold. Male elf bard meets a qt muscle beardless blacksmith dwarf woman.Some stuff went down, but basically the lewd bits are as follows:>go to dwarf woman's bedchambers>elf bard admires and feels up dwarf girl's muscles>elf bard and dwarf woman make out at first>elf bard and dwarf woman then make love>dwarf strength versus elf stamina >battlefield is the bedroomIn our text based ttrpg the elf bard wins by outlasting the dwarf woman but not by much. I believe the digital dice roll was like 6 the elf bard and 4 the dwarf.You can throw in the concept of forbidden love if you want but that wasn't the case in the lewd session.As for other things the setting is where the concept of race is reinforced by incompatibility between the humanoid races. So no half-X races exist in the setting which essentially explains why the races consider themselves different from each other.In other words.Elf bard and dwarf blacksmith are now friends with benefits and no need to worry about pregnancy.
>>90966914He mentioned nat 20 retardation so we know what system it was.
>>90965918I would not mind it, but Guardbro is a insuferable pretentious cunt. At least when Megan was the co-host, the stories were fun to listen to, instead of the pretentious monotone moron, and the nasaly stuttering idiot who can barely speak.
because female wizards can't produce semen (mana) they need a male follower they have to have sex with
>>90963723I'm probably retarded but I haven't seen it in a while, is it still on /tg?
>>90970749janitors nuked itplease think of the advertisers they pay their salary ($0)
No good person does coomshit at an actual table.
>>90971303No good person joins the junior anti-sex brigade yet here you are.
>>90961892what the fuck
>>90971401That shit never happened, don't give him attention.
>>90965918Lol, this faggot made a video of one of my threads with an entirely made up story. He is just as gullible and low iq as the average /tg/ poster.His content is dogshit anyway. I cant understand what the fuck he is saying half the time the other half is just inane prattling about random bullshit then laughing at the greentexts like he is somehow superior and not just a uninteresting talentless parasitic manchild milk random peoples stories for "content" . Its like i'm watching someone with down syndrome browse r/4chan.
>>90962024Color me jealous. I've wanted to play a Mecha campaign forever- and getting to play in ERPG groups? Unfathomable. Although I don't like playing regular cis girls, so.Neat, though.
>>90963106The one player we've ever had who was ridiculously horny at the table was a girl, had to ask her to leave eventually because she refused to tone it down and was ruining the game for other players who didn't want to play a porn game
>>90972500>Although I don't like playing regular cis girls, so.so this is the kind of person in these threads...
>>90972794Most women are like that. When their in "no consequences" they become sex obsessed. It's why they've become sluttier & sluttier as culture changes to shelter them from things like pregnancy, STDs, social stigma, etc.
>>90972794>Play with a fujo>she acts like a fujo>noooo!! How can this be!!
>Bard takes "I seduce the dragon" meme too seriously>First encounter with a dragon he rolls nature to see if the dragon is female. It was.>He blows all his spell slots on Suggestion to have the dragon want to fuck him>Dragon fails on his third attempt>DM describes the green dragon snatching the bard up with its mouth and flying away>No one in the party can stop it and the bard has no more spell slots>DM explains that the dragon is fleeing the fight to mate.>Bard is like "aww yea, I'm gonna get some action">But, he thinks dragons in D&D work like in WoW and they have a human form. They do not.>DM explains that the dragon squishes him in its attempt to breed.>Bard is like "WAIT I STOP CONCENTRATING">"Too late, dragon made up its mind"
>>90961872As I understand it (never watched his content), Neckbeardia IS bumptranny, he's also in some weird tranny polycule with some fat creeps that make almost all the disgusting fetish threads here.
>>90971266Janitors didn't do anything.They've been slow, so people haven't been keeping them up constantly.The last lewd general timed out while the lewd story thread before this one was running, so people just moved here or waited it out.
>>90970706>Guardbroliterally addled by a TBI
>>90972834>social stigmaAll cultures will always inherently stigmatize promiscuous women, it's hardwired in our DNA so we survive as a species/society,
>>90970303"Watering the plant" copypasta was fun the first few times tho
>>90976405Oh it's hysterical. Especially when used to get that certain kind of Gor fan, the one who is convinced their trashy sword and planet paperbacks are some kind of deep philosophical meditation on human nature, super spun up.
>>90976247You are so fucking stupid that it's actually unreal. No, retard. That doesn't survive even a casual glance at history.
>>90976985I got, I got, I got, I gotRealness, I just kill shit'Cause it's in my DNAI got millions, I got richesBuildin' in my DNAI got dark, I got evil, that rotInside my DNAI got off, I got troublesome heartInside my DNAI just win again, then win again like Wimbledon, I serveYeah, that's him again, the sound that engine in is like a birdYou see fireworks and Corvette tire skrrt the boulevardI know how you work, I know just who you areSee, you's a, you's a, you's a bitchYour hormones prolly switchInside your DNAProblem is, all that sucker shitInside your DNADaddy prolly snitched, heritageInside your DNABackbone don't existBorn onside a jellyfish, I gauge
>>90966898>>90966914>>90970696it was "The Dark Eye". a nat 20 is a fumble.
>>90961892>Being able to wear a fairy as a condomTell me you have a small cock without telling me you have a small cock
>>90976985https://www.indy100.com/celebrities/riley-reid-family-pornRead this article
>>90972958Did he at least survive?
>>90977331He got crushed by a dragon pussy. What the fuck do you think
>>90972958>>But, he thinks dragons in D&D work like in WoW and they have a human form. They do not.Except they do. There's plenty of Dindy novels with dragons cavorting through mortal towns in human forms. This story, like you, is fake and gay.
>>90972958Dragons do have a human form, but you'd have to be an absolute pleb if you wanted to fuck that instead of their regular form
>>90968787>Futa, dp, anal, having me watch her with another girl, etc>Has made for some interesting holidaysI almost called bull shit because no straight woman is into futa, but if she wanted you to see her with another woman, I guess that checks out.
>>90961872Told my shitty incest kissing and goblin death via dick story last thread. The only other lewd thing that happened is when my players TPKed to an evil as fuck goblin clan I told them that they necrophilia'd and ate their corpses. And when one of my players partook in a brothel, paying for the services of a snake woman I RP'd her catcalling him beforehand. That's about it.
>>90977528>>90977513In 5e Chromatics no longer have humanoid shape shifting unless you use the spellcasting dragons optional rule to give them a spell for it.
>Male Dragonborn clearly a plot character chained to a wall not waking up.>There is a puzzle to solve.>PCs cannot solve puzzle tonight>Female Dragonborn starts saying how she may as well use her chance to mate and get pregnant.>much funny everyone lols>She becomes serious.>Everyone think's shes just joking still.>She starts to fondle the big guy.>I have him wake up as I don't really feel like raep in my game>By the end of the game in general because of this interaction this important character is now their BBEG and everyone blames the dragonborns hornyplaying
>>90977513dnd is a system, not a setting. If the GM says dragons don't have shapeshifting, they don't. Deal with it
>>90977513Where do you see "can shapeshift into a humanoid" on this, faggot?
>>90978736>>90977513Where do you see "can shapeshift into a humanoid" on this, faggot?
>>90972834culture doesnt shelter women from pregnancy and STDs technology does. social stigma is a property of culture. thats the very nature of the grammar you use here. "dog is dog". if it is not social stigma it is personal stigma, which yes a society could protect women from in so far as discouraging stigma against it. socially constructed protection against social stigma is an oxymoron.
>>90977564how many of them got the goblin rot?
>>90977911DnD is both a system and a default setting and the anon here >>90972958 very specifically said "dragons in D&D", thereby implying he meant the default D&D setting. It's fine to make up stories for (you)s and to spice up your eventual neckbeardia video, but just try to keep your facts straight so you don't get called out as much.
>>90978780Depends on which culture you are talking about & how it's changes over even the most recent generations. I.e. the west becoming more & more supportive of women.Society is not culture. Civilization/society creates technology which influences culture, from materials that effect fashion, to cars, etc. When society created the birth control pill, that had a huge effect on our culture. When the pill first came out, you were a slut if you took it. Now it's normalized. That's how culture changed to insulate women from their choices, you're just a retard who can't understand other people/timeperiods having different values
>>90978802If you count them being raised as vine-human-monsters by the goblins' deranged druid master, they got the goblin rot when they got necrophile'd then, yes.Probably should have given out a disease for my friend raping the goblin, but I was new to gming at the time and forgot.
>>90962024>Come up with the concept of the Firstborn. These are the descendants of the original crew of the Generation Ship's crew. Most everyone else was descended from a frozen embryo. Firstborn have spent centuries engaging in GATTACA style gene augmentation so the men are all 6'5"+ with massive dicks and the women all look like supermodels.>Create culture based on a desire to interbreed with desirable "Norms" from the general population. Firstborn are literally an excuse to include my breeding, dick sizeplay and cum inflation fetishes in the game.Any book/novel with these themes?Just for research purposes, of course.
>>90979370Cope. If they GM says they don't have shapeshifting, they don't.
>>90980804Yes, what you're doing right now is coping. It's fine to change things for your specific game, but to say d+d as a whole does not have shapeshifting dragons is a bold faced lie. Or more rather, a complete falsity because the entire story is a fabrication. I know I'm breaking your nogame kayfabe but I just don't care. Do some research before making up your story or actually play some games next time.
>>90981275Bait or aspergers
>>90976405>I watched this exchange. Truly, I believed the plant would be watered. It was plant, and on Gor it had no rights. Perhaps on Earth, in its permissive society, which distorts the true roles of all beings, which forces both plant and waterer to go unhappy and constrained, which forbids the fulfillment of owner and houseplant, such might not happen. Perhaps there, it would not be watered. But it was on Gor now, and would undoubtedly feel its true place, that of houseplant. It was plant. It would be watered at will. Such is the way with plants.
>>90972834>>90978780>>90979560Protip, people didn't get slutty with time. People were always slutty. Greeks and Roman's were fucking everything that moved.
>>90978743If it's 3.5 or pathfinder then dragons get spellcasting. Meaning they can cast shit like alter selft or even polymorph if they're olderGranted, both the guy in the story and the guy you are replying to are idiots for assuming the dragon would accomadate him and thinking all dragons work the same in RPGs respectively
>>90981643Rome had birthcontrol.I'm not against sluts. I'm saying that the less consequences a woman experiences for having easy sex the more she will have easy sex. Before, she would still be a pervert but would restrict her actions so as to not get pregnant with no husband. Or she would get a husband & be a pervert for him.
>>90980762Nope, they're my Original Culture Donut Steel.I am hoping to eventually write a trashy LIT RPG or Visual Novel based on this concept. I've been doing a shit-ton of research and worldbuilding for this Alpha Centauri setting. It would be a shame not to use it.
>>90977573What about metallics? Such a dumb fucking game, 5e. Hate that shit so much.
Has anyone made a crunchy sex minigame yet now that solo rpgs are a thing
>>90982686Metallics have it still yes, because WoW influence.
>>90983215Got it backwards there my lil tourist, metallics have been shapeshifting since at least a decade before WoW was a thing.
>>90983297I'm well aware of that.The fact that metallics have kept the humanoid shapeshifting is because of WoW good dragons.Meanwhile evil dragons losing is because WotC doesn't want intelligent talking humanoid evil people anymore.
>>90981643no shit sherlock did you come up with that theory all by yourself or get some pointers from long hours watching monkeys at the zoo
>>90979560insulate them from their choices. its society doing it. not the women taking the pill so she doesnt get pregnant from having sex.making use of available technology is not social action.and nah m8, im retarded but id have to be a godamn mono neural grug to not see you trying to swap with me there. a slut by the standards of society was exactly my godamn argument. and if that isnt a sidestep then you are the fabled incarnate of stupidity come to drool upon the turd clogged gutter if you buy what you spew here.im hoping your just seeing who you can bait here and arent this much of a fuckwit. you fuckwit.
>>90980714>0714▶>File: F9smQd9akAABHmv.jpg (1.86 MB, 1125x200tell the druid story you absolute sage of edgelords.
Friend from work tried to use her centaur druid and seduce a NPC centaur warlord with her horsepussy. She rolled poorly and the NPC warlord threw her into the stockade for the night for her lewd insolence.
>>90989514Was it a lewd stockade at least?
>>90988004The fuck are you trying to say here? Your sentence fragments are atrocious.
>>90989514How do you put centaur in a stockade? It's a tall one for clasping their human head an arms? That would look rather silly considering their whole mass of horse body is still free and can buck around.
>>90990449Stocks are for restraining legs, you're thinking of a pillory as that's for restraining head and hands
>>90988008I mean, it's not really that interesting much like my other stories. It's also barely even lewd.>This is about a year and 6 months ago now>Hired by the mayor of a town to find one of the missing noble girls>They arrive with their first set of characters (who are irrelevant for this tale, they just flee after killing like half the goblins)>Return back to this place with new characters after like 6 months>They do the most foolish shit imaginable>Setting off traps, fighting random ogres, etc>die again (the gobs use their heads as footballs) one of them manages to flee away >make new characters again, come back>new vile plant life has begun to inhabit the dungeon (mad druid doing this which they haven't met)>befriend a white drake, one PC dies so I just let them control it>eventually listen in on a door and hear a fuckton of commotion and just decide to open it>they trigger a poison trap which kills one of their hirelings>guy controlling the white drake just rushes in and dies like a dumbass>They manage to kill all of them, all but one of the PCs dying in the process>he goes unconscious however>get beaten to death by a goblin squad from the lower depths of the dungeon while they are unconscious>Say they violate their corpses, eat parts of them, then bring them below to be raised as vine blights>decide to call it there BUT decide to have some sort of shitty bonus siege-type session>use their old pcs as vine-blight monsters>They barely manage to win a siege against the worlds biggest, evilest tree and schizo druid.>Due to other events everyone in the town still dies because they failed to kill the vampire in the catacombs beforehand (and also because they all died to the giant tree at the end and I didn't feel like continuing)Hope you enjoyed this shit story.
Should I run an ERP campaign or is it a bad idea?
>>90990487I believe that stockade and pillory are pretty much synonyms, and can be restricting just head and hands, or just legs, or both. The was even domestic "finger stockades" where slacking house servants and misbehaving children could get locked in by their fingersStockade also has other meanings as wooden wall or simple fort.
>>90993660Online? Sure, just run it from alt acount, you can always ghost if things go badly.In person? Only if you're sure about the people involved. And/or are okay with boning them for reals.
>>90983047Whenever the lewd general is up, there's a couple of systems in there
>>90966995This story has that "Marcus Aurelius slitting a gladiator's throat and fucking his wife while they're covered in blood" vibe to it, I approveJust don't conceive Commodus in the process ffs
>>90993660Running games is a bad idea in general
>>90993803Who cares we're talking about in that context and in that context it was used correctly. Just take the L and fuck off. Twiddling thumbs about semantics is what 70 iq autists do who lack anything more interesting to talk about
>>90994316>"Marcus Aurelius slitting a gladiator's throat and fucking his wife while they're covered in blood">look this up>it's realI thought he was supposed to be a wise sage. This reminds me that one emperor who fucked a guys wife on their wedding day mid ceremony in front of everyone. Romans were FUCKED
>>90980762Red Rising. Aside from being less horny, it's almost exactly what that anon described to the point where I'm sure they just copied it.
>>90994931It's not easy to stand out with your infamy when you compete against the likes of Nero and Caligula.
>>90994931>it's realThat story is taken from the Roman equivalent of tabloid slop, take it with a grain of salt
>>90965918I don't know what neckbeardia is but you made me shudder at the thought that there might be a text to speech video on youtube reading one of my personal stories I shared with anons.
>>90996727Consider that there is at least 30 lurkers reading your every post and judging you but they will never ever respond to you
>>90996748I'm fine with lurkers since I read dozens of threads a day and don't usually participate, but the idea that there might be a brazillian content aggregator that's using my posts to make money is deeply disturbing me.
>>90979560>When the pill first came out, you were a slut if you took it.You still are. Live with the consequences of your degeneracy.
>>90962822How, if she only ever does anal?
>>90997459Life...finds a way.
>>90997459Spillage from getting her pooper filled with such prodigal volumes of monster spunk her boy is unable to keep it contained.
>>90962024gotta be honest. this is one of the best thought out Sci fi game settings I've heard of in a while.
>>90971388idk bro, you get that sash off 'em, they all feel about the same
>>90977911>"Heh, dragons in MY setting are unique."Supposed Bard in this totally true story passed a Nature check concerning the physiology of dragons, he should have been able to see this gotcha coming.
>>90996727It's some unintelligible gaelic motherfucker in his 30s and his mouthbreathing friends who read greentexts. That's it. That's all the channel is.
>>90990422your acne is atrociousand your argument is entirely hypocritical like to a laughable extent like in so many rapid fire ways its implausible you arent joking.you both paint you have a set of social norms which you paint as some sort of default while simultaneously acknowledging that society developers. calling me retarded for not being able to "understand other people/timeperiods having different values". this is dumb both because it flies in the face of this presentation of thinking a woman is a slut being a norm. they are two conflicting notions. and if it isnt an absolute truth that they are sluts then its not a social protection its a social metomorphosis. not driving cars through peoples houses isnt protecting them from reckless driving its just not driving recklessly. this change being a social facet and not a legal code is what makes it not a protection. its not a bunch of twitter wackos that stops a woman who takes a pill from getting pregnatnt its the pill and the gals decision to have taken it. hence that is also not a social protection.but now we must circle back. because calling me retarded for not understanding other culture was a sidestep, a deflection. you clearly are only regarding one prognosis for society as correct while calling me a shitheadickheadmeanie for calling you on your faggotry. so go get bent you clowncar of bad ideas.youfuckwit.
>>90991105thank you very muchit was indeed a shit story and i appreciate your continuing generosity. only thing id have done different is not tell them what happened to their characters after the last one goes down and to roll and see if some folk hero stakes the vamp.you can usually find a handful of non morons in any given town and vampires are pretty predictable as far as people-ish things go.i especially liked that you let player control drakeif you want stories in return let me knowor if you have more to give my ears are alert
>>91000232One just came to mind actually. I have no idea how this slipped my mind but I mostly wanted to forget this campaign since it was so trash. it's pretty short>Most retarded player I've ever had>They're staying at a seedy tavern one night>Have a gay catman offer him a free room and drinks for some "fun">He hesitantly agrees>accepts getting barbed cat dick up his ass, it's sore the next day>everyone laughs at him in game and out of gamesame fucking guy who immediately sold his soul to a demon for a sword, armor, and 1 strength and was possessed 10 seconds later in universe If you have any to share I shall graciously accept.
>>91000199>you both paint you have a set of social norms which you paintMaybe you should stick with finger paint if you can't proofread just a little? I mean as far as ad hominem attacks go, I'll be okay with acne over being too stupid to be coherent.While I have you attention let me ask, because it will change how I frame my side going forward;>are you a woman?>are you a man pretending to be a woman?>are you a man, whiteknighting on behalf of women?
so is this the new lewd general cause I'm confused as to how Zettai Reido's monsters work and how to calculate PP damage from rape.
>>90977911The eternal fool gentlemen, the eternal fool.
>>91001077i am in fact a space alien named tim allenthis is why my grammar is crapyour fingers upon thine keyboard have painted a portrait of retardation so concise and complete i am left to conclude that in the absolutely literal sense good ol fred barnard was wrong.stop shoving sand in your mouth. if you didnt like ad hominem attack you wouldnt have been such a fuckwit./shut up baby i know you love it.
>>90961872I might have, but since you're such a pussy that you can't even honestly ask for it and have to do this "i-it's for hecking science" faggotry, I won't.
>>91001227>>91001077Get a fucking room already autists
>>91001160Lewd general is on hiatus, probably 3 weeks until the next one if it follows the same pattern as the last hiatus.
>>91001227Hey there spacenigger welcome to EarfLet me make it simple for you;Having sex, especially having lots or sex with different people, is usually considered a bad thing, since it will lead to disease, pregnancy, interpersonal conflict, & a strain on resources & lack of cohesion in family units.These were consequences a woman had to deal with, if she wanted to be a slut. But as a collective humanity kept toiling away at protections against these consequences. Things like abortion/the destigmazation of killing unborn children, birth control to remove their reproductive ability, state funded resources & education to remove the need for a family unit, etc. These removed the consequences a woman had for being a slut.
Where do I go if I want to play in a lewd game? Gamefinder? Or is there a better place.
>>910033532012's /tg/in current day either /soc/ if you don't mind trannies, or /trash/ if you'd rather avoid them
>>91003381/soc/ and /trash/ have RPG threads?
The book of erotic fantasy isn't very good is it?cba to wait for the next /lewd/ to post this inane observation
>>91003910yeah, when /erp/ and /flg/ got booted from /tg/ they didn't just evaporate, they re-formed on red boards>>>/soc/32505664>>>/trash/61280560>>>/trash/61280673
>>91003985It's really not. I've honestly used some of it's core mechanics for years now in my lewd solo games, but oftentimes I'll be playing and a situation will come up where I need a mechanic resolution and I'll have to rely on some other method or mechanic because it's not covered in the Book of Erotic Fantasy.It's written for a very specific sort of sexual experience in-game, when in reality there needs to be broader mechanics for different scenarios that can come up. Using the mechanics of BoeF you can play different scenarios:>An orc warrior and his band of marauding cohorts just got done butchering an innocent elven village. Afterward, he decides to have his way with the captured survivors, one of which is their head priestess who he is attempting to mindbreak by making her cum on his dick.>After a long journey away from her home city, a halfling rogue returns home to find her husband has taken in another lover. At first she's upset that he cheated, but she comes to find that the only reason they had an affair was because they both missed her. Now they have a horny threesome, the outcome of which will determine whether she wants to stay home or go back out adventuringBoth of these scenarios are played by making the same rolls and using the same exact mechanics and skills. Maybe different bonuses or feats are used, but otherwise BoeF treats them the same. Does that seem right? I personally don't think so.
>>91004331It's basically the difference between Intimidate & Diplomacy, which is stupid too.
>>90961872>Elf Ranger of the party is a crack-head.>Kill a demon which turns to dust as it dies>Ranger see's a pile of white powder and snorts it.>Dimension Doors away to a nearby forest high as fuck>He spends the night stumbling around the forest high as a kite.>During the night he see's a gorgeously beautiful Elf lady dancing around a bonfire, with cherubs flying around.>Me: "She seems really into you. She beacons you to come closer and embrace her.">Player: "FUCKING SCORE!!! Of course i do!">They have a night of wild love making and passionate romance.>Next morning, he wakes up, everything is hazy due to the come-down and everything smells absolutely horrible.>Hears the ungodly sound of monstrous snoring. He leans up to see a HUGE, fat, ugly, disgusting goblin lying in bed next to him.>Near to the door is a pen filled with goblin children, several of them look like him.Deadbeat Ranger never tells the party about his night of fucking with a Goblin Broodmother or his dozen goblin kids.
>>91004881This is Neckbeardia bait
>>91003985All of the DnD sex books decided to spend all of their pages on backgrounds, spells and items, also for some fucking reason they all have pregnancy mechanics that are way more in-depth than either the sex or seduction.They're okay if you want to play a very specific scenario where you go through a dungeon and fuck the monsters but if you want to do anything as mundane as seduce and pleasure an NPC (maybe even for narrative reasons!) they're useless
>>91002789thanks for clarifying thatwev eliminated disease, unwanted pregnancy, people being trapped in relationships that arent working because of economic pressure and social stigma surrounding it. and thats badbecause it will lead to behavior that results in said consequences that dont exist.so what about mistresses?fathering children with a woman other than your own wife was acceptable in societies which expressly forbid that exact thing so long as you didnt publicly acknowledge the child. it was rude, offensive and grounds for duels to even insinuate the plain and obvious deviance from both moral and legal rules. and thats only in societies which forbid men from having one wife.and yet society continued to press onward. even as the hippy movement created "free love" being a shitty parent became less socially acceptable. as in having a child with someone you weren't married to and refusing to even admit it was your kid. leaving the child a fatherless bastard out of pure selfishness.abortion is nothing new. it was practiced even in the bronze age and fell in and out of social and legal acceptability over the centuries. it was popular in that century before birth control and killing unborn doesnt exactly bear a striking social cultural link with eliminating STDs in how and why it became acceptable. contraception i can see an argument for in how and why it became popular.your's, truly finding you to be a fuckwit - spacenigger
>>91000374all the lewd games iv been in fall apparti got a dumb player story players in a modern ish settinglooted abandoned town with a few hostilesthey get to the general store to search it for -stuff related to unimportant quest-enter shopits looted to shit, of what remainsall the obvious stuff is wrecked register still intact upright and closed on the counterplayer runs up and says hes gonna "open it and look inside before any of the others can"okyou jam your finger on the switch to open it and get a good lookthe drawer of it pops outa string snaps out of sight inside itand a pinless grenade slow motion rolls to its front.
>>91005604yeah the most in depth you can expect is "sex as a contest"which is trashwhy does it never adress two people trying to feel as good with one another as they can.
>>90990314No, nothing happened, that was the last time she played with us. The DM made it canon that she abandoned the party and went to live with the other centaurs.
>>90993660You will 100% be playing with other dudes who can't get girlfriends so it depends on whether that's something you're down for.
>>90961872I once had a game where the villain among his main goals also wanted to make a powerful dynaty and thus genderswapped and brainwashed powerful warriors who he made his concubines and lieutenants. I didn’t even exclude the PCs either, one time the party got in a bind and had to run for their lives with two party members dead and a third dying, the players rerolled their characters and several sessions later they ended up facing three very familiar females with the same classes and builds as the abandoned characters, the two dead ones having been brought back to life.
>>91009144Depending on the system, you could do a shadowrun-styled extended test.>Decide how long you plan to spend fucking.>>A quickie is 3 rounds>>A romp is 5.>>A night together can be 10.>Roll whatever skill is applicable to sex once per round.>Your number of successes is how good the 'encounter' was for all involved.That would mean a lot of dicerolls though.
>>90972802Disgusting, aren't they?
>>90963252>>90964329Reminds me of when a guy on /fit/ accidentally made a cube.
>>90995612Haha, imagine giving him aphrodisiacs so he gets horny again but he can only cum from you fucking his bussy while his atrophied boyclit flops around uselessly
>>91013553The reality was so much worse - after Nero's inevitable downfall, Sporus kept hanging around several of his successors maintaining the position as their personal entertainer/bed warmer. When he finally fell out of grace with every powerful man of the era they sent him to die in the arena, and considering his well established reputation the method of choice was having him raped to death by various animals. At which point Sporus decided it's right time to refuse taking any more dicks and instead killed himself before public execution could take place. The story of Sporus is important in its historical contex - it is the first known case in recorded history (at least as far as Europe goes) when cutting somebody's balls off at young age directly contributed to their suicide later in life.
Eh just dropping this here since the Lewd RPG thread died weeks ago, but was largely inspired by the Labyrinthus Anon to get back ibto writing. It’s basically been 1k word hour sessions of solo rpg to motivate myself in the morning.> Setting: magical fantasy university and shipping town > roll one main character and create more as necessary through orientation> MC she has money issues and trust issues, in awe at how much just gets thrown around> Gets asked to do a charity group project for a fair, gets roped into partnering with daredevil gobo> focus on research to turn combat spells into non-combat spells> build lore into the development of such spells; material, biological mimicry, or lexiconically> Crown of Gladness, a variation on the Crown of Madness, drug high infatuation> Based on natural form of allurane plants> Hijinks theft to get sample from secure greenhouse> Experiments on adopted cats> Weaving into clothing> 2nd character daredevil has a breakdown at a party, guy is helpful and gets her home> He’s a literate illusionist and prestidigitation so he white boarding the notes he finds> they figure out incantation of somatic and verbal components with bodywriting being a material touch> mutual charm session> MC barges in and breaks them up before they are stuck in fuck loop> MC doesn’t trust guy, but daredevil does> Agree that they have to do more > Daredevil and litguy have shower session> most of the oils and wax wash off> half a rune is left under litguy’s neck> daredevil writes other half of rune on her hand and litguy and goes into chokeplay> realize daredevil is probably my mc’s bbeg just kind of stuck here at the moment. The benefit of using an oracle system for writing is it’s a constant reminder that conflict and the unknown has to be injected into every scene. The problem with opening up magic is asking where are the limits, like free will. Not into forced hedonistic downward spirals
>>91014945So are oracles just the catch all term for those random event systems that spur the story on in a solo system?
>>91009056Thank you for agreeing with me. You realize that my original point is that "less consequences for sex equals more sluts", right? I'm not trying to push an agenda like you are. You just mouthed off a bunch of unnecessary shit that isn't relevant to our discussion. It's happend recently, will happen again, & has happened multiple times through history. Don't be such a bitch about sluts.
>>91015627In a lot of ways. They are just ways to rapidly decide what shows up as an encounter, or what kind of problems are going to faced.Simple oracles are like big 8-balls, you ask a yes or no question, it spits back a likelihood of the event. You can refer to variables to adjust it, so you’re referring to say an environment variable or a character variable, and you’ll see an adjusted chance.Others are like tarot cards, which can be used to create plot points or entire dungeon layouts.For Labyrinthus, I basically reformulated it as a set of cards so I can create a dungeon and story with a long but simple number generator. Like 24d6 10d8 for a ten room dungeon with a quest line.It doesnt drive where my story or writing goes exactly, but its how the character adventures by experiencing adventure. So i get to use the creative things i create in a world that is populated by completely unexpected things drafted by someone else.
>>90961872My dungeon master had my former PC portal in a cuckold my current PC (also the girl was the former PC's sister)
>>91018026*portal in and cuckold
>>91016861ooo do tell
>>91014886what the fuck is wrong with people.
>>91001407ok ok ill stop...jeez
>>91019731Holy fucking shit bro, squeeze in a few more buzzwords. You've gone completely off kilter over a simple statement of fact.
>>91016861Is there a significant difference between a system like Mythic and Labryinthius? I got Mythic and I can reasonably run a solo game but I can also tell that there's a lot more that could be done to make a solo game (specifically a lewd one) operate on a more automatic/natural level than just a writing assistant.
>>90964698>Had an elf wizard end up a Drow slave. Lots of humiliation, bondage, training, petplay etc followed.Oh no!?
>>90972958You just need a better bard
>>91025135>mythic is story structure>laby has a great adventure compendiumI’m kind of using like an adventure setting supplement, even though it is very generalized and adaptable for any setting.Whereas Mythic is like a Dungeon Masters system core book telling you how to organize story, create events, and make decisionsMythic feels like a system that revolves around understanding the rising and falling chaos of your environment. It treats chaos as so currency that will translate the tension of your system into a single variable that Mythic can handle, either in terms of spewing back likelihood of events or happenings. It expects you to be good or get good at identifying times you should be asking questions. And really, in developing good stories you should be asking questions. It does a fantastic way of organizing the story, characters, and threads that make up the beats of a storyLaby understands it is more focused on dungeon crawling, but also that it is part of a world setting that is open to if not running on hentai logic. It is much more setting specific and knows the kind of hijinks one is trying to get into. I made the card system adaptation for myself because I just want to sit down and theater of the mind a dungeon crawl in its setting in a few minutes of referencing the adventure compendium.Probably said the same thing three different ways, but im dumb. I accept the story making principles from Mythic, but largely am just using DnD DMG for a lot of references in game stuff, cause I can mix and match easily that way without having to translate my ideas into chaos factor ‘coins’
>>91025135there is a significant differenceMythic is just oracles that you apply to any other roleplaying game, it's not a game in of itselfLabyrinthus is a TTRPG in of itself, you can play it without any of the oracle tables it has and run it the same as you would any other game.
>>91026492>>91026524Cringe nogames comics T B H Thank fuck the thread is almost dead.
>>90965918>>90968654I remember for a while people were Cato the Eldering their posts by adding stuff like "neckbeardia is a niggerfaggot" to the end of otherwise innocuous discussions. I wouldn't have a problem with a guy doing TTS greentexts if he wasn't trying to profit off of other people's creativity.
>>90973234>Neckbeardia IS bumptrannyIt all makes sense now.
>>91014886Wow, sounds like the Romans really needed Jesus.
>>90968787>having me watch her with another girlThat's the good shit.
>>90973234Wasn't bumpfag exposed as some guy on Reddit called the lord of literature or something like that? Or is bumptranny a separate person from bumpfag?
>>91029908It's a big board. There can be multiple insufferable people.
>>91029908Bumpfag is Literary Lord, yes. You can even see him repeat some of his sane thread OPs on reddithttps://www.reddit.com/user/The-Literary-Lord/
>>91030947He scares me because I could see myself doing this same shit if I were a little more steeped in autism than I already am. I like to get multiple different audiences in on my discussions and queries but this is beyond the pale. It's also unheard of for one user to reign over an entire board unchallenged like this. We might as well be his playthings if the mods have implicitly condoned him controlling the catalog to the extent that he does. So I take it he's not actually Neckbeardia, though?
>>91030995Yeah I have no idea whatever the other anon was going on about, it's very clearly this guy. You can even see him participate in the same "interests" he tries to drag on to /tg/, name western kids cartoons and "magic systems".
>>91031382What the uppity fuck