have you tried not playing D&D?

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>wizard is the dump stat

>>90290511
Chad Fightercock has ascended to the godhead after killing the god of magic by punching him really hard. You're all losing 1 spellcasting level per day until Chad is defeated and the god of magic resurrected.

That sounds fun. At least the characters would have something to talk about instead of just floating from quest to quest.

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>>90290511
Could be worse
They could all want to play Adepts

Could be worse, they might have played all clerics.

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>>90290511
Might I make a suggestion?

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Sure, roll to see if you qualify

Rolled 4, 4, 4, 1, 1, 4, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 3, 2, 6, 1, 1, 6 = 72 (18d6)

>>90290780
>STR
>DEX
>CON
>INT
>WIS
>CHA
INT 9 or better, here we come!

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>>90290831
>STR 12
>DEX 6
>CON 17
>INT 18
>WIS 11
>CHA 8

Dang, this is a pretty great wizard.

>>90290863
That's 6 INT zoomzoom

>>90290902
>can't read the clearly stated rolling order
Sounds like you're the one with the 6 Int

>>90290511
What's wrong with adding a Drain mechanic to spellcasting?

>>90290511
Honestly all wizard campaigns can work and are pretty fun
You just have to make sure that all the characters have their own specialist niche and it works pretty good

>>90290511
I’m predicting that your players are all either Black or Jewish. Last time I had a all Wizard party they were black guys playing blade singer to larp as anime characters. Besides that most of the white caster fags I’ve met are Jewish for some reason.

>>90290511
absolutely based, youve got good players.

>>90290831
>didn't even use roll4 discard 1
It was meant to be anon, Destiny has spoken.
You have to play it now.

>>90291482
But all the black jews I know played Rogue

>>90290511
I ran an all spellcaster campaign where everyone rolled a wizard except one was a druid. Was one of the most fun campaigns I ran and it wasn't even light on the dungeon crawling. Don't hold their hands and don't be afraid if their characters are overwhelmed and they have to reroll.
Offer them chances to get cheap hirelings to be meatshields. Worst case scenario let them find some magic item that summons something once a day or whatever to help soak hits.

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>>90290511
Honestly OP, the situation CAN work out, especially if you do something like pic related - which is to say, actually pay attention to what sort of wizards your players want to be, see if they can be fit into any departments or a hierarchy of any kind, instead of having them meet at a bar they could just meet at the buffet table of some event in Wizard College or something

It all depends on knowing what KIND of wizard your players want to play/have played before, If they are retards who are likly to fall out with eachother than engange in byzantian political scheming where you KNEW they'd wage war on each other eventually and the villain is essentially pulling a machevellian scheme to ensure that they either 1. keep the magical mayhem bickering to a minimum, preferably between themselves or 2. justifiably use any civilian casualties or unintended magic shit happening to strengthen their own political position because they can link the all wizard party to that event via non-magical, actually admisable in a legal court means.

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>>90290511
>>they all want to play wizard
It has begun.

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>>90291482

>>90290831
damn, that's a fat yet very intelligent wizard right there.

>>90290511

If there's a dollmaster build, an alchemist build, etc. it could work quite well, anon. All roles can be filled. Like a Cleric Party that needs to budget reagents.

>>90290535
have you tried not being so threatened by D&D?

Hard for the GM, infeed, however it might be great.

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>>90290831
>6, 6, 6
The intelligence and girth of this mage

>>90290721
Greg shouldn't have made Adepts so cool if he didn't want everyone playing them.

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>>90290831
>>90293767
>18 CON wizard

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>>90290511
here you go, OP.

Rolled 5, 4, 6, 5, 6, 3, 3, 4, 5, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 4, 4, 4, 2 = 64 (18d6)

>>90290831

>>90296201
>STR 15
>DEX 14
>CON 12
>INT 6
>WIS 7
>CHA 10
Me can join? Me can make water. Stinky water.

Rolled 2, 3, 1, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 5, 2, 3, 6, 3, 3, 5, 2, 4, 3 = 60 (18d6)

>>90290511

>>90290511
My first thought was a (mostly) cooperative game of High Programmers. Second thought was >>90293046
An all wizard game could be hilarious your players are decent at roleplay.

>>90296219
>Str 6
>DEX 10
>CON 13
>INT 11
>WIS 11
>CHA 9
Could be worse

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>>90290511
Its finally happening

>>90296242
>An all wizard game could be hilarious your players are decent at roleplay.
Check out the one-shot "The Getting of Wisdom" for RuneQuest/Glorantha sage characters.

https://wellofdaliath.chaosium.com/mobs-glorantha-page/tournaments-and-scenarios/the-getting-of-wisdom-1997/

>>90295677
Why is that wizard melting

>>90290511
I experienced this in Barbarians of Lemuria where 3 of 5 players wanted to play casters. I feel there's two philosophies one can take: cap the Spellman count and have the players draw lots, or just rebuild around having several casters.

>>90290511
I've always wanted to play or run a game of Warhammer Fantasy where everyone else plays a different Wind Color & really explore some College politics as well as have fun adventures sticking their noses where they don't belong

>>90296988
Sot/d/L is very gross & run by a wannabe edgelord.

>>90298151
I've thought that might be fun myself. Just as long as no one chooses the Lore of Beasts. What a shitload of fuck.

>>90298151
I had a Light College journeyman once who got so tired of being bothered by the suspicion of the common rabble he deliberately dressed way down, hoping to be mistaken for a Shallyan pilgrim or friar. This worked but introduced its own problems.

Rolled 3, 5, 4, 1, 5, 5, 1, 3, 1, 6, 2, 2, 1, 4, 5, 4, 4, 1 = 57 (18d6)

>>90290511
It's time to get the bread, and the smarts of the ages

>>90298192
What's wrong with the shamans? I get that they hate people but they can still reasonably adventure with the rest of the party
>>90298225
I mean, whats the point of being a wizard if you can't be fashionable? Personally, I really like the new rules in 4e Winds of Magic that allow a boost to casting if you wear suitably esoteric wizard robes

>>90298349
12 STR
11 DEX
5 CON
10 INT
10 WIS
13 CHA

He in fact did not get the bread, and regularly does not eat for days. The man is a weed, able to stick around, and talk a bit better than his peers.

>>90298386
Based bumbling apprentice, I see many GM given opportunities to train your stats in the future.

>>90298384
Beast Lore is just really terrible in 2e, which I prefer. I actually had a system to overcharge magic before 4e came out, and a proper wizard's staff made a channeling test a free action. I had rules for channeling over multiple turns too, to at least give the possibility of using stronger spells at the cost of time. Worked pretty alright.

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As in the class or literally a party of stereotypical old grey-haired bearded wizards?

Rolled 6, 6, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5, 3, 6, 6, 1, 2, 1, 3, 6, 3, 5, 1 = 69 (18d6)

What is (you)r favorite wizard type? I like Illusionists, I want to be a walking haunted house who can solve any problem by making the ground feel like it's shaking with every step the party fighter makes.

>>90294658
Maybe D&D should stop threatening me while brandishing weapons.

>>90298384
Oh, a number of reasons. First to remember is that a journeyman is basically a wizard grad student, plenty dangerous but not as much as the average mud grubber suspects. Official papers or not, it's sometimes less annoying and safer to not be noticed at all. For a heirophant specifically, you're often going to be sniffing up the trail of daemonologists and their luckiest, so surprise works to your advantage. And there's nothing to say you can't change into your nice robes to take advantage of a local noble or merchant's desire to look cosmopolitan by having you at table.

>>90298521
>STR 15
>DEX 12
>CON 14
>INT 9
>WIS 10
>CHA 9
It would appear the dice bot is upset that I typed "Do I have to automatically allocate as the numbers come, or can I put my highest number in int" before I backspaced, mama didn't raise no bitch

>>90290863
it's the big stout wizard

Rolled 1, 1, 6, 2, 4, 2, 6, 5, 6, 4, 3, 4, 5, 1, 4, 3, 5, 4 = 66 (18d6)

>>90290511
Rolling

>>90290511
That’s fine. You’re now playing a PvP intrigue game on top of regular dungeon crawling.
>low level encounters will kill one
>another will likely drop the class out of boredom by 4th or 5th level
>the remaining wizards will begin squabbling over limited loot and forming their own paranoid suspicions when you start handing out notecards silently to each player detailing what powerful item they’ve acquired or valuable information they’ve discovered.
All wizards parties are tremendous fun if you can shift your mindset and adapt the game to more of an unspoken competition. Let them know you will allow PvP at the start and I guarantee it will be a shitstorm of epic proportions within 2 sessions.

>>90290511
What's the problem?

>>90292007
If you think you need to worry about wizards being overwhelmed and think they need meatshields, you've never played a wizard intelligently

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Rolled 2, 2, 1, 1, 5, 3, 5, 4, 3, 3, 1, 5, 3, 1, 5, 2, 5, 2 = 53 (18d6)

Time for some serious love.

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>>90302537
Congratulations on keeping this thread alive on your crusade. In fact you are so schizo I have no idea what you post is even trying to do or say.

>>90302581
Did you even look at the thread before making your dumb post

>>90302537
Good luck with that 12 con & garbage everything else bro. I'm rooting for ya

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Rolled 6, 5, 1, 4, 4, 4, 6, 5, 3, 2, 4, 5, 2, 5, 2, 1, 3, 6 = 68 (18d6)

>>90302537
That's nothing. watch this

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Rolled 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 5, 4, 4, 5, 3, 5, 3, 5, 5, 4, 2 = 59 (18d6)

>>90302909
>4 str

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>>90290511
>none of them want to heal
>but I'm the GM

>>90302936
4 str
9 dex
10 con
12 int
16 wis
12 cha
more of a cleric really.

Rolled 1, 6, 2, 1, 5, 3, 3, 6, 4, 1, 3, 2, 6, 4, 3, 3, 4, 2 = 59 (18d6)

Mom said I could be an archmage when I grew up!

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>>90290902
Damn anon, are you going to tell him he has to be human to play a wizard next?

>>90290511
What's the problem? Any DM worth his salt should have no trouble with this. Do you find it difficult to run a game involving just one class? Can't you break away from the WOW standard of a Tank, a couple of DPS and a healer? A bunch of apprentices forming their own magic alliance and adventuring together can be great fun.

>>90290511
sounds like fun actually, especially if they are all different types of wizards. As a DM your going to have to prepare accordingly with more magic based enemies to go around with heavy usage of silence, darkness, and other spells that force the wizard gang to think outside the box. Also consider banning counter spell since your players are guaranteed to spam that when they get level 3 spell slots and invalidate all of your attempts to counter their magical dominance.
Also just general DM advice if your players do something broken let them get away with it, but if they start relying on whatever gimmick they've put together then its up to you to shut it down make an encounter with the soul purpose to counter it if you must, and if that doesnt work tell them to quit that shit since its spoiling the fun (assuming it does actually spoil the fun for you).

>>90305088
I think it's a human male fighter thing. They think magic is gay.

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>>90305726
Funny thing, I noticed alot of HMFfags likes to play guys in their early 20s

>>90305088
this, I'd rather deal with an all wizard party than an all cleric party.

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Rolled 4, 4, 3, 5, 3, 1, 5, 5, 2, 6, 3, 1, 4, 4, 4, 5, 3, 1 = 63 (18d6)

>>90290831
let's fucking GO

>>90307167
>11 STR
>9 DEX
>12 CON
>10 INT
>12 WIS
>9 CHA
eh

Rolled 1, 3, 5, 5, 4, 4, 6, 6, 2, 6, 5, 4, 1, 6, 3, 6, 5, 4 = 76 (18d6)

>>90290831
It's just smoke and mirrors all the way down.
Watch this!

>>90310455
>9 STR
>13 DEX
>14 CON
>15 INT
>10 WIS
>15 CHA
fabulous!

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Rolled 1, 3, 6, 3, 3, 3, 1, 2, 5, 1, 5, 2, 5, 2, 6, 3, 2, 6 = 59 (18d6)

rollin for big brain, maybe i'll come back as a grumpy zombie

>>90312271
>10 STR
>9 DEX
>8 CON
>8 INT
>13 WIS
>11 CHA

oof

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Rolled 3, 2, 4, 4, 4, 1, 2, 1, 5, 1, 6, 2, 4, 1, 6, 1, 5, 5 = 57 (18d6)

>>90290831
We'll see what we get, wizard is great but a halfling is fine too.

>>90312304
sub-par assembly line worker with some good tips what not to do with your life

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>>90312424
>9 STR
>9 DEX
>8 CON
>9 INT
>11 WIS
>11 CHA

bad ending

>>90305794
>Funny thing, I noticed alot of HMFfags likes to play guys in their early 20s
Reminds me of the press release from the state employment office complaining about the fact that 90% of people working in construction labor were men in their 20s, and how we needed more women and elderly working in construction labor.

>>90312507
>have your choice of fighter, rogue, wizard, or cleric
>still complains

>>90290511
I think I only played a wizard like twice? I play mostly martials and among them mostly barbarians and monks. The times I played wizards I stopped after a few levels and GM agreed because I was cakewalking the game. The only thing I did was picking fogs, grease like effects, and other stuff that I as a martial would have hated dealing with, mostly divide and conquer type spells that even if you save they hinder movement or sight. Damage spells? I think I didn't pick any, all worthless, only a few stat damage ones and mostly Con

This was in 3.PF time

>>90312547
Oh yeah 9 isn't a negative stat like it's in 3e+

Rolled 4, 4, 5, 5, 5, 3, 2, 1, 6, 3, 1, 3, 4, 3, 2, 5, 1, 4 = 61 (18d6)

>>90290780
Well alright

>>90312841
Peasant it is.

Rolled 1, 3, 6, 1, 2, 4, 2, 4, 1, 2, 2, 3, 5, 1, 4, 1, 2, 5 = 49 (18d6)

>>90290780

>>90312869
>tfw my wizard is a statlet

>>90296978
>lhankor mhy cultists
>wizards
Bruh. That would be like the most cheap ghetto lame ass wizards ever.

Try playing games where wizards aren't the mandatory jack-of-all-trades class. Better yet, play games where playong wizards have a lot of penalties, you wanna have powers gotta pay for it.

>>90313152
Nah.

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>>90290511
>All Wizard party

Who said that can't be fun? This would allow your players to create a diverse array of wizards, each specialized in their own take on magic.

They could even be all tied out in their backstory, like a bunch of wizards trying to make easy money on the spring break of their magic college.

Cmon /tg/ lets make some cool plot hooks for an all wizard party!

>>90313989
First thing that comes to mind is a special very rare spell component that only exists once every thousand years, and can be used for any spell or something, so all the wizards want it for themselves.

>>90313989
Make a cool reason for 4 evil journeymen wizard to travel together as a party and I'll put them in my game in a session or two

>>90314473
>They are competing to see which spell school is best, and are messing with mortals to prove it

>They are evil "comic book nerds" that hate each other but just hang around because nobody else is willing to hang around with them - they argue about history and magic like pissed off nerds and are prone to outburst every time someone gets wrong some obscure magic detail wrong

>They are scammers, selling fake magic items for high price, when in reality they are just prestidigitation spells and other low tuer tricks

>They used to serve a dark lord, but tried betrayng him, and in exchange got cursed with long life and madness. Now they mostly wander around like rambling hobos, but if they can focus their attention they are dangerous.

Tell me what you think of these

>>90314585
>>They are evil "comic book nerds" that hate each other but just hang around because nobody else is willing to hang around with them - they argue about history and magic like pissed off nerds and are prone to outburst every time someone gets wrong some obscure magic detail wrong
I can work with this and make it memorable, thanks anon
>4 zhentish wizards that are so insufferable they were assigned to investigate and fetch some specific components in a very far away place
>they pick pedantic fights with anyone within earshot in whatever inn they happen to be staying in, their first introduction comes here
>later on they appear again, belittling the party's attempts at going further in the ruin and telling them what they should be doing better, not even agree-ing amongst themselves
>they propose to group up with the party and finish exploring the ruins without telling their true purpose
>the entire time they travel with them they are constantly finding something wrong with something anyone is doing
>eventually betray the party to seize the choice treasure

Rolled 8, 15, 19, 17, 1, 6 = 66 (6d20)

>>90290780
behold, the ultimate wizard

>>90315385
>1 wis
>ultimate wizard
checks out

Rolled 4, 8, 14, 8, 9, 7 = 50 (6d20)

>>90290780
BEHOLD

>>90315877
SHIT

Rolled 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 5, 2, 3, 4, 3, 5, 6, 4, 2, 4, 6, 3, 3 = 58 (18d6)

>>90290511
alright lets go

>>90315954
>4 STR
>9 DEX
>9 CON
>14 INT
>10 WIS
>12 CHA

community theater, here I prance

What spells did you prepare for the day?
>All magic missiles and metamagic magic missiles

>>90290511
Monoparty rankings by level of fun for DM, most to least:
Wizard
Fighter
Barbarian
Warlock
Druid
---power gap---
Rogue
Everything else
---power gap---
Bard

>>90316328
surely it wouldn't be too hard to write around a group of traveling actors going about the countryside solving crimes and fighting injustice and such

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>>90312454
>sub-par assembly line worker with some good tips what not to do with your life
lost

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>>90290863
Got any more of those classical wizards in odd scenarios pics? Bonus if they got a damsel in them

There is nothing wrong with wizards

>>90316534
>party of bards
you'd never get anywhere because now you'd have a full party of people trying to fuck everything in every scene

Rolled 5, 18, 20, 10, 9, 5 = 67 (6d20)

>they all want to play wizard
it's not up to them, it's up to the dice.
let's see what I get.

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>>90290511
First, have you tried not playing D&D?
Second, that sounds fucking awesome. Single-class parties have so much potential, and so many unified adventure seeds, and you can take people into so many different directions under the same core concepts, like one can be an enchanter, another some kind of illusionist charlatan, and someone can be the classic studious professional know-it-all wiseman, while someone else is the ambitious red wizard autist.

Good luck and have fun! I am genuinely jealous. I would fucking love to play in a game like this, but no-one ever takes the bait when I try to angle for it.

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>>90290743
Fuck, that sounds even better. I want to play Clerical Error. A group of different clerics of different faiths, brought together by chance or necessity, working together to investigate something that's wrong and that concerns all their faiths.

Literally all you need to do is tell them that no-one can have more than one domain shared by anyone else, and they should all turn out fairly different. Of course, I'd run it as spontaneous divine casting, too, obviously.

>>90320252
Have you considered not playing with cancerous cringelords?

>>90290511
>>90290511

its the fault of every RPG that devotes 50% of the rulebook to magic.

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Wizards?

>>90290511
>they all want to play
nigga why are you complaining

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>>90317044
Nothing quite like that other pic, sorry

>>90290773
Replace that with Mage that is how I broke my players from D&D-only shit. I had them roll up their D&D characters then converted them into Mage behind their backs and at the end of the first session their characters logged out of Wizards101 and I handed them their actual characters.
I mean it was WoD but sometimes you gotta take baby steps.

>>90322318
No RPG does that.

Rolled 2, 5, 1, 6, 1, 3, 2, 3, 2, 5, 3, 6, 4, 3, 1, 2, 3, 4 = 56 (18d6)

>>90290511
Wizard!

Rolled 2, 3, 5, 2, 4, 4, 2, 4, 5, 2, 5, 6, 6, 1, 4, 5, 5, 3 = 68 (18d6)

>>90290511
I have never actually played 3d6 in order. Looks like it’s real easy to end up with a character whose stats are worse than your average commoner.

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Rolled 8, 13, 17, 13, 1, 18 = 70 (6d20)

>>90328474
8 str
10 dex
7 con
14 int
8 wisdom
9 charisma
Looks like your achetypical wizard. Weak, unsturdy, occasionally makes bad decisions. Would stuff into a locker

>>90328522
10 str
10 dex
11 con
13 int
11 wisdom
13 charisma
Average guy with decent intelligence, is pretty decent at conversation. probably the most socially adept person at the college

Now watch this god wizard

>>90294658
>threatened
Isn't that what faggots say when you point out they are disgusting?

We're playing MtA that's kind of the fucking point of the game.

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>>90290511
I will post a hell of a niche throwback that will seem like it came from nowhere, but didn't the Warcraft RPG had mages/wizards handicapped somewhat due to how corrupting and volatile Arcane magic could be (as opposed to Divine and Nature) and had options for implementing it mechanically?

Why not pull a Warcraft/Warhammer angle of "dangerous knowledge"?

>>90290535
rent free also reddit meme

>>90290511
No mater what character a player wants Wizards are the best option to build them

>>90290535
Yhea I have D&D is still the goat

>>90305794
The last human male fighter I played was in his late 40s and explicitly one of the last survivors of a military unit that had been wiped out in the last major war. He was also literally haunted.

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Rolled 6, 4, 6, 3, 5, 4, 2, 3, 3, 6, 5, 6, 1, 5, 2, 6, 3, 3 = 73 (18d6)

>>90290831
Let's go

>>90334383
STR 16
DEX 12
CON 8
INT 17
WIS 8
CHA 12

Lacking that endurance but a good muscle wizard never the less

>>90314585
>They are evil "comic book nerds" that hate each other but just hang around because nobody else is willing to hang around with them - they argue about history and magic like pissed off nerds and are prone to outburst every time someone gets wrong some obscure magic detail wrong
To make this even better, their debate has an incredibly simple solution. If it’s a history argument, people are still alive who witnessed the event and scholars recorded it in detail. If it’s a magical argument, a simple experiment would answer their question. But doing something like that would imply they’re not sure of their answer, and risk damaging their pride if they’re wrong. So it never occurs to them.
A PC resolving the argument leads the entire wizard group to gang up on them, each interpreting the answer as proving them right. No matter how straightforward the question is.

>>90290511
sounds like a fun group, give them a good campaign

>>90334509
If you want an example of that exact dynamic, https://youtu.be/OEXTFUMU-ss?feature=shared

>>90305794
I think people assume big strong men pick up a thing or two about fighting by the time they're 40 so wouldn't be level one. also why I liked to start games at level 5. gives players much more leeway with their backstories and to do some of the DM work for you

Rolled 2, 4, 4, 3, 5, 5, 2, 5, 3, 1, 2, 5, 6, 3, 6, 3, 3, 6 = 68 (18d6)

>>90290831
spoiler: it's a girl

>>90336326
STR 10
DEX 13
CON 10
INT 8
WIS 15
CHA 12
figures

haha wizards

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Rolled 5, 3, 4, 6, 1, 3, 4, 1, 4, 6, 6, 3, 2, 3, 5, 5, 3, 3 = 67 (18d6)

>>90290831
big hat to hold big brains

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>>90340077
>STR 12
>DEX 10
>CON 9
>INT 15
>WIS 10
>CHA 11

Wow, actually a decent Int. time to terrorize the world with my otherwise middling stats.

>>90337363
LOL

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Rolled 6, 2, 6, 2, 5, 3, 4, 2, 1, 6, 4, 5, 5, 5, 4, 3, 3, 3 = 69 (18d6)

>>90290780
Roll

>>90290511
Play Ars Magica faggot.

>make them roll their characters
>they all roll wizards
Now what?

>>90345842
>shrug
>goblins roll up kills on the level 1 wizards

Rolled 3, 3, 4, 3, 1, 1, 1, 6, 1, 5, 3, 4, 5, 3, 5, 4, 4, 6, 6, 3, 2 = 73 (21d6)

>>90290780
last 3 dice are for my comeliness roll

>>90345877
>10 strength
>5 dex
>8 con
>12 int
>13 wis
>14 cha
>11 com
well, I qualified at least

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Rolled 1, 3, 3, 2, 5, 4, 1, 5, 6, 3, 2, 2, 2, 4, 4, 6, 3, 4 = 60 (18d6)

>>90290780
Let's see how bad my luck is today.
Hope I fail this roll. I have session later today.

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>>90345943
>STR 7
>DEX 11
>CON 12
>INT 6
>WIS 10
>CHA 13

Good! I failed formidably! Little less bad luck for my rolls at my session today.

>>90290511
Tell them "Okay, we're using 1e ad&d or b/x or becmi" watch that change so fast your head will spin.

>>90348451
> 2-1 spells per day.
> Literally one offensive spell in combat that does something.
> Time to roleplay instead of rollplaying superheroes pretending to be wizards.

Rolled 5, 3, 5, 2, 3, 2, 4, 2, 6, 5, 4, 6, 3, 6, 6, 1, 4, 4 = 71 (18d6)

>>90290780
Let's see, am I the strongest wizard in this bread?

>>90348471
Str: 13
Dex: 7
Con: 12
Int: 15
Wis: 15
Cha: 9.

Not bad stats.

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>>90331640

>>90331462
Original D&D Magic was supposedly brain damaging in certain aspects, whenever you cast a spell, you forgot how to cast it before preparing it, literally causing temp. alzhaimers.

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>>90290611
this dude straight traced the Solstice box art

Rolled 5, 1, 4, 6, 3, 3, 5, 1, 4, 5, 4, 3, 6, 5, 2, 3, 5, 1 = 66 (18d6)

>>90290831
who joins this fine academy of fools?

>>90349175
mister Norman Normal, at your service. My former grades? Average, I think.

Str: 10
Dex: 12
Con: 10
Int: 12
Wis: 13
Cha: 9.

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>>90348552
this dude did paint the box art of Solstice in 1990, sold the 2-piece artwork in 2012, and did redraw it 5 years later.
fixed that for you, senpai
https://www.mobygames.com/person/10179/michael-j-winterbauer/

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>>90317044
I mean...

>>90329532
Actually no, it's a "call to arms" phrase used by people who are trying to spread harmful faux-progressive shit when people start pushing back.

>>90290780
I don't want to be a wizzer magic is gay

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>>90351655

Rolled 2, 1, 3, 5, 3, 6, 1, 2, 2, 5, 5, 6, 4, 2, 1, 1, 5, 4 = 58 (18d6)

>>90290780
kneel to these dice

Make a setting where lots of enemies have mana draining abilities.

>>90299188
Yes, but most players who are drawn to playing wizards are pseuds.

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>>90290611
>>90349389
Ngl, I much prefer the jap cover art

>>90357448
Man. Hard disagree. I like bright colors.