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So how we feeling so far about 10th guys? I started necrons to jump into the hobby and I'm happy.
I'm literally $0 in my bank account, how do I get into playing warhammer
You guys laugh but this is going to be way cheaper than just buying 20 gants from GW. It's going to be a godsend for horde 'nid players
>Thread question: What's the silliest custom/paintjob you've ever done?5th edition commission for 40k
>>88981394>tq
>>88981421Download rules from internet and use anything you have around as units >>88981425>NA onlyThanks GW
>>88981429fuck yer rifle dreads
>>88981421Cut out paper circles and play that with friends. you'll want to be financially stable before getting into this game. >>88981415So far I like it. No real huge targets of worry so far but this is very much going to be an Anti-Solo Deathstar edition as everyone seems to be getting rules to kill one unit very, very dead.
>>88981415>So how we feeling so far about 10th guys?
>>88981421Get a friend to run a few intro games. >>88981425While you are correct, 2nd hand gaunts are cheap in bulk
>>88981432it's to make up for the insanity of their GBP -> USD rate
>>88981421Ebay, ask around to see if people have an army they've lost favor for and see how attached they are to give it away to you? Also, save for a combat box and get all your supplies to build elsewhere. Rust Oleam is a good primer alternative
>>88981425yeah, probably god-tier hack to buy several of those for ~$50 and then sell the marine character for $30 as he's all people are buying.20 gaunts + 2 rippers + 6 dice + board for $20 would be a steal.
>>88981431Powerful >Sons of Shit Nurgle Chapter
>>88981461that shit you posted are old models on the wrong base size and still won't be cheaper than $1 per gaunt after shipping.
Marines are weapons first, humans a very distant second.But they are human.
Reminder that the Emperor's vision of humanity was for everyone to be like a psychic Custodes. If you hate Custodes you hate the Emperor himself.>"Each one of the Ten Thousand represents genetic lore acquired over many lifetimes. Each one of you is unique, a work of art never to be repeated. I am miserly with your lives, where I would spend so many others without a thought.">"We were never soldiers... To them, it must seem as if we are wrath incarnate. To them, it must seem as if we were created for destruction and nothing else. But we were His companions, once. We were the ones in whom He confided. We were His counselors, we were His artisans. We were the first glimpse at what the species could become if shepherded aright and unshackled from its vicious weaknesses. Of course, we were taught to fight. He knew that war would come. It was a necessary part of the ascension, though it was never destined to last for eternity. We were the guardians of a new age, and had to be strong enough to keep it secure."
>>88981500not reading all that, I’d rather be like an ork anyway
>>88981509Digga hands wrote this.
>>88981425I got a guy that will print me anything I want in high quality resin for $0.50 a piece.
>>88981394>What's the silliest custom/paintjob you've ever done?
>>88981500a race of psychic custodes would have been badassI'd only play them if that was what the average human in the setting was though
>>88981500>Treating schlock written by actual retards like actual lore Yikes! We don't knoe much about the Emperor. Is he alive? Is he a corpse on a throne? Who knows!
>>88981489
>>88981514>head empty>no thoughts>simply caught up in the moment with the ladztruly bliss
>>88981431Disgusting. Get rid of that loose hair.
>>88981500yeah I hate the emperor, more news at 11
>>88981500nah.Emperor wanted to shepard humanity to the next phase of their natural evolution. Custodes are a labratory creation. They have nothing to do with his vision for the future. They are there to protect his shit. GW even fucked that up by sending them all across the galaxy as a playable army.
>Reaching the point where me and my buddies are going to start making custom characters. Probably going to make my fifth company captain that has one of the plasma incinerators and a powersword. Fluff being that Hellblaster service is generally reserved as a punishment duty/trial and he (as one of the few surviving veterans of the Original Fifth company) is going to continue his penance until they can avenge themselves on the genestealer cult that ambushed them and reclaim their fallen/abandoned brothers from a mining colony where things went to shit.
>>88981532t.
>>88981543wrong
>>88981528
>>88981421Paper hammer is doable.
>>88981555he was so real for this
>>88981421Play online using tabletop simulator. Plenty of guides online.
>>88981500Custodes are so fucking lame, I can't even find the words
Thoughts? I think the strategy is a bit too convoluted
>>88981421Get a job Ben.
>>88981594wait we get stuck in after da waagh? aint we doin that when we in da waagh anyway? zog me Im confused
>>88981518Both cool and becoming irl accurate.
>>88981421get a sugar daddy
>>88981526Not quite = not so much = only a little bit.Marines aren't people, but they are humans.They aren't people because People is a human who is part of a common group, and they have experiences common to each other, such as a home, needs, wants, social responsibilities, etc. Even human soldiers have most of that, and thus they are still people.Marines have little to none of that. And the few of those they do have, have nothing in common with people from outside their chapter.Alas, they have a human spirit, and hence they need Chaplains to tend to those. Because marine training makes excellent warriors but it also makes for hollow men.With steel they are stronger, but without soul they are nothing.
>>88981594Orks have exactly 2 strategies.Shoot da choppy ones.Chop da shooty ones.
>>88981616this anon just said autists aren’t people
Since we're getting Speed Freeks and a cRPG do you think we could possibly get a Warhammer multiverse Fighting Game with The Primarchs and other heroes from Fantasy and 40k?
>>88981633I hope not.
>>88981620you dont just chop all of em?
>>88981633that would be utter trash.
>>88981594
>>88981620But what if I wanna shoot the shooty ones and chop da choppy ones?
>>88981633Id make the drop site massacre look like a picnic with the violence that would drive me to
>>88981555the orks are genuinely the happiest beings in the galaxy, they know their place in the universe and even have gods who love and look out for them. the old ones really knocked it outta the park designing them. not even the ruinous powers can tempt them
>>88981645tactic 2 is outdated, shootas do literally nothing. Helps that GW doesn't even give you any of them in a box either.
>>88981633nah, warhammer 40k soulslike where you play as a damned legionnaire taking revenge on the chaos warband that killed you
Post games. First time fighting the void dragon. Dude wrecked my land raider but was able to get rid of him with some luck.
>>88981649wasn't there an ork dude who wanted to fight the tau in shooting and actually won?
>>88981542>Fluff being that Hellblaster service is generally reserved as a punishment duty/trialHuh. My guys hellblasters are a lieutenant's arsonist cult, and have been censored time and again for placing the eradication of the enemy over securing tactical objectives.But it never sticks, because the enemy does end up dead.The captain is fed up with them, and kinda just points them at the enemy and sets them loose
>>88981415not optimistic. my tau robots look like they are getting weaker while everything that kills them is getting stronger.
>>88981657i enjoyed that lord of the rings game
>>88981665with enough dakka anything is possible>sufficient quantity has a quality all its own
>>88981633I think a heroes of the storm style MOBA would be a great opportunity for a game.I also think a PROPER crack at what eternal crusade tried could be a smash hit. Online battlefield style combined arms objective based matches with 40k factions in a FPS or TPS would be too fucking notch.
>>88981666Ironically the reason its seen as a punishment/trial is because if the marine does not learn control and practical application of an overcharge he's going to get incinerated by his own gun. So those that master it come out better while those who don't just get plasma'd.
>>88981614how'd you know i was femboy
>>88981702I didn’t, but with $0 you can’t afford the luxury of heterosexuality either way
>>88981696MOBAs suck cock, and they already did it. Dawn of War III was warhammer 40k League of Legends. It killed the entire dawn of war series because mobas are for total faggots.
>>88981633>>88981657we pitching videogames?How about a lone surviving guardsman in a resident evil type situation. Only friendly face is a local servitor that charges your lasrifle mags for you, while you are looking for...the Governors daughter. Yeah.
when is the ec preview? after de?
>>88981702You're all bad with money due to spending it on exessive amounts of lingerie and cat ears.
How do you prevent dust getting on your minis while they're on your painting table for days?
>>88981415>>88981661I want to start a necron army, but I'm afraid that I'll regret not doing death guard. Which one, /40kg/?
>>88981721dont forget the makeup I bought
>>88981720You got your preview
>>88981630Autists, career politicians and many celebrities aren't people, indeed.Autists have a social disability, and the others are often too far removed from actual society to have much in common with the average person.They don't even remember what paying taxes is, most of the time.
>>88981693I like that saying :)
>>88981720Emperor's Children? You still have to wait a bit
>>88981421Get a job you loafer
>>88981415skinwalker corporate shill post
>>88981633hear me out... Alien Isolation, but instead of running around a spaceship trying to escape from an alien, your ship has been boarded by Night Lords space marines and you have to crawl through the ducts and sneak around the ship trying to evade them and collect the goods you'd need to survive eventually getting to a boarding pod and ejecting with enough food and a beacon to hope someone else picks you up.Everytime you get caught you watch the Night Lords horribly torture your character to death in imaginative ways.
>>88981725I lick the elven midriff of my army enough that dust naturally ends up cleaned off
>>88981733dont put autists and politicians in the same bag, autists at least experience the same reality as the rest of us
>>88981719Bro, that sounds dope. Or he is just trying to make it out alive.
>>88981728if you start death guard will you regret not doing necrons?the answer is both
>>88981725>put minis in a box, whole not working on them>get workspace setup with storage space of some other kind
>>88981725A) Don't leave them on your desk when you're not actively painting themB) Have some kind of container on your desk that you leave your WIP models in
>>88981754>autists at least experience the same reality as the rest of usextremely questionable
>>88981728you'll regret buying either. GW is incapable of allowing necrons or death guard, the two most immortal factions in the lore, from having the slightest shred of tankiness in-game.
>>88981425Are those the new gants or the old gants?
>>88981702>>88981721everyone pretending to be a femboy on the internet actually looks like this
How can the Imperium win against such a terrifying foe?
>>88981775those are obviously the new termagants.
>>88981620>Fight the enemy where he is weakUnironically that is a VERY good set of tactics.
How did the psychic autist spammer react to the TS reveal
>>88981661Had a teaching game against deathguard today. Sacrificed some aggressors to kill his warlord, he managed to take out guilliman with 2 successful max damage normal smites and a plasma pistol shot.
>>88981773Hm, well another option I was considering is thousand sons. I like their aesthetic a lot but conversion/customization seems a little hard because if the clean lines and surfaces.
>>88981725I don't, but I have an old frayed chinese calligraphy brush that i use as a feather duster before I start on anything. It gets the job done very well.
>>88981792His sperging died out like a week after the first reveals of the psychic changes
>>88981792he made a post like “I’m not roping anymore” and linked a pic of the power that does D3 mortal wounds
>>88981791which means the Imperial Fists, being absolute retards, always do the exact opposite.>Hurrr, let's... attacking the enemy at their most well-defended spot on the battlefield, if we defeat them there while half our army dies... uhh, that'll hurt their morale!
>>88981791Why does /40kg/ hate orks?
>>88981807Why does GW
>>88981720>when is the ec previewnew here?
>>88981807orks are a cheesy joke for 8 year olds. Teehee so silly they do dumb thing! The average ork player, being 40 years old with a beergut and a beard and wearing a sweat-stained band t-shirt trying to contain his 30 pounds of stomach, has the IQ of an 8 year old so looooves to yell WAAAAAAAH in public and repeat every stupid ork shit like "it's painted RED it geos fast hahahaha"
>>88981807reddit faction
>>88981728I love my Cron...but damn their tomb is getting dusty.
Were the immaterium and materium once joined? The lore around the Eldar god Asuryan states that he split the two in the ancient past
>>88981696>I think a heroes of the storm style MOBA would be a great opportunity for a game.It already exists. Nobody played it.That Space Marine 1.5 multiplayer game died as well. You know the one. Where some Iron Warriors dude is giving a monologue and some Ultramarine tells a Blood Angels to snipe the guy using a lascannon
>>88981833I met a traveller from an antique landWho said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stoneStand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,Tell that its sculptor well those passions readWhich yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:And on the pedestal these words appear:‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’Nothing beside remains. Round the decayOf that colossal wreck, boundless and bareThe lone and level sands stretch far away.”
>>88981844Corvus? That you?
>>88981394>What's the silliest custom/paintjob you've ever done?The Supa Snakebites. Vegetork reading power levels. Gorku charing up the Waaagh! Bomb.
>>88981795I hope Lopez got his licks in. I like the flame on the armor.>>88981796TS are cool, but limited in play style, and my homie has been struggling with them on the table top of late.
what's the daily whine and seethe for chaosfags today?
>>88981787>Mask of power NecronsFund it
>>88981835Correction: It DID exist
Ork faction ability is boring, uninspired, predictable and disappointing.
>>88981542pretty fun anon./yourdudes/ is the best part of 40k, and having customized /yourdudes/ within your overall army of dudes is the icing on the cake
>>88981886its the one they already had, but for a turn shorter and first turn agnostic, where have you been
>>88981873none today, the thousand sons reveal was really good
>>88981806The End of Subfactions means I can now have imperial fists melee without my stupid brain telling me that is illegal
>>88981888A side bonus is I can just run him as a captain with plasma pistol when not doing campaign shenanigans. But yeah, me and a buddy are probably going to start making custom characters for our armies as we've filled them out comfortably
>>88981731when? it's not in the faction focus list.>>88981737what else is even left besides gsc and de?
>>88981900As someone who has a run an imp fist successor for the past two editions.It is fucking SHOCKING how often I've found the super doctrine not kicking in.
>>88981907Imperial AgentsMarine alts
>>88981865He did, erads popped the transport, him and the boys bbq’d the contents. Then when the termy lord behind it charged them they clapped him on overwatch thanks to fires of battle. The Deathshrouds picked up the squad after but they did their job. Guilliman returned the favour. Unfortunately I forgot about my librarian so he didn’t have any protection from the smites.
>>88981834Yeah but no. The realities weren't merged. It was the eldar what were inside, and born of, the warp.When Asuryan created the separation, the eldar gods remained in the warp, and the mortal eldar were cast out to realspace. Where time is linear, possibilities limited, and death is certain.
>>88981844Sounds like something Lovecraft wrote. I love The Nameless City.
>>88981873>*removes your armor save*>*makes passionate love to you*>*doombolts*
>>88981907It’s right here bro
>>88981883Rip ;__;
>>88981833nice blue, how'd you do it?
>>88981909Bruh i often fought Tyranids. All game long i was thinking "if this guy was made of metal i would be getting +1D left and right"
"My armor is contempt, my sword is hatred, my shield is disgust, in the Emperor's name, let none survive."
Rolled 6, 2, 4 = 12 (3d6)>>88981900you always could it just wasn't optimal. I run ultras and at least we had fall back and shoot then Id dog pile victrix/bladeguard in to the scrum much to the bewilderment of my opponent who thought they'd get an easy win off of me
Thousand Sons looking strong af. If only I liked their aesthetic and stupid birb god.
Hi anons, I'm looking to downsize armies going into 10th just for downsizing in general. Currently deciding between something like Iyanden (Wraith Heavy with some Corsairs) or Custodes (to split between 40k and 30k.)Any thoughts? Obviously wait for 10th to really see how things turn out, but I'm trying to set some plans.
>>88981914Forgot pic
>>88981962Same, I've run into a number of nids or guys running big demons where its basically "Well, your super doctrine is doing nothing this game." Granted, it does let me do some funny shit like Dumping a D4 Plasma Redemptor into them while its overcharging or get D4 Eliminators but it hurts otherwise.A relic of mid 8th/early 9th design just like how Dualists allows my guys to fight men on foot and men on bikes but an ork on a boar just mystifies them and turns off, although my repulsor can drift into guys just fine.
>New SM2 gameplay>Still just Hormagaunts and Warrior PrimesWhat's the hold up on the other enemies?
>>88982014what makes you think there’ll be other enemies?
>>88981829>t. Snooty Eldar/Admech player
>>88981829anon this is a hobby about playing with toy soldiers.
>>88981929wait wtf I thought everyone was rusing me did they really make every chaos subfaction its own army except for slaanesh? they even have their own age of sigmar faction.
any supplemental material for alpha legion?
>>88982069to be fair, world eaters only recently split off but yes emperor’s children are still stuck in the codex, I give it another 3 years minimum before they’re let out
>>88981997if i had to stick with one of those two i'd do bananamenwraiths are neat models but playing slow armies just gets old after awhile
>>88981500No, you were just another Thunder Warriors in gold armor. Useful until you ain't, to be disposed of on a whim once the Adeptus Mechanicus perfects the Android Custodes project or any number of abominations that serve a temporary usefulness.
>>88981997Custodes are really boring to play against I'd drop em
>>88982086I hope they don't release them too soon. Building a csm for 10th emperor children scheme. It will be shit and I will lose but it will be nice to finally leave my basement.
>>88982023I guess nids will be brushed off halfway through the game to make way for Chaos to be the villains so why bother making more
>>88982069They will get theirs eventually. WE codex is still new.
>>88982125Or they'll pull a twist and the enemies will end up swapping to Votann halfway through.
This model seems amazing for its price point, it costs the same as the box of 5 scouts, but it's six scouts on a vehicle!A lot of near custom options, bags, crates weapons and stuff you can add on, it'll probably take me a while to paint
With no distinctions between primaris and firstborn in 10th, why take the newer vehicles like the impulsor over the rhino or the repulsor over the the land raider?
>>88981959Painted white, then lots of a turbo dork shiny blue. I hated painting with it, but it looks cool. Or I just painted some gem blue with just a bit of the shiny stuff. Thanks.
>>88981920It's Ozymandias by Percy Shelley in 1818, about a hundred years before HP Lovecraft, around the time period of Edgar Allen Poe (but in england instead of america)Fits dusty necrons forgotten by the blind eternity of time's advance.
>>88982000A touch of moot green or similar edge highlight would make those legs and fists pop.
>>88982231Cool, I'll check him out.
>>88981909it's really odd how utterly irrelevant any rules that have to do with "Buildings" are in 40k. In real total war (between space marine level threats), bunkers and emplacements would be incredibly vital. In-game, terrain is nothing more than +1 armor save and never a single actual building.GW really fucked up with hammerfall bunker. "multiply its attacks by every single unit it can see" is such a 0/10 retard game design decision that it guaranteed they had to point cost it out of existence. It's impossible to balance that ability properly as in one game it easily sees 5 units in another 10-15.
>>88982207Impulsor gets an invuln, repulsor I got no clue.
>>88982303mashallah brother
>>88982312The issue with buildings is its a unit you pay for, that you have to somehow fit on a prebuilt board, that can't move and needs other units in it to function.Its a terrible design decision. And yeah, I laugh whenever I mention the building part to my opponent.
>>88981834>The lore around the Eldar god Asuryan states that he split the two in the ancient pastAnd, as usual, the Eldar are fucking wrong.
>>88981834>>88982376the fuck do you mean someone's ancient mythology and legend aren't correct??
>>88982312>it's really odd how utterly irrelevant any rules that have to do with "Buildings" are in 40k. In real total war (between space marine level threats), bunkers and emplacements would be incredibly vital. In-game, terrain is nothing more than +1 armor save and never a single actual building.Because it sucks ass and ruin game feel. Melee units suddenly have way too much difficulty getting to the emplacement physically and the defender models are haphazardly dumped into a clown car. Miniature games do not handle irregular shaped terrain very well and warhammer is no exception.
>>88981394Since were going into the 4th Tyrannic war are we going to get some Starship Troopers references or at least some Imperial Guard vs Tyranids kino tales? Maybe campaign books like the ForgeWorld Vraks book about it?
When it's clear that Loyalist Marines get all the love and goodies, why would anyone play Chaos Marines? They're such a fucking afterthought.
>>88982452as a fan of neither, chaos look cooler in every instance outside of maybe DA and BT
>>88982452Because I want to run an insane group of wizards that believe 'ascending' to become creatures of pure warp energy will grant them immortality and infinite knowledge and summon ghostly constructs of their former brothers to assist them.
>>88981864Awesome as fuck.
>>88982452Because they are cooler.
>>88982450>Maybe campaign books like the ForgeWorld Vraks book about itmy sweet summer child, do you really think nuGW is interested in making anything that isn't a marvel-tier faction leader slap fight over some magic macguffin?
>>88981421Looks like you've got some dicks to suck
>>88982447the terrain rules are shit because they don't promote movement. melee units can just walk through 90% of terrain like it's not there, and ranged units gain nothing by flanking cover because it doesn't care about what angle you're getting hit from. it's too easy for a match to just end up as my dudes sitting in a ruin shooting your dudes parked in a crater and there's no reason for either of us to move.
>>88982452>get to be unapologetic bad guys>chaos mutations mean you can get super creative with modelling /yourdudes/>spess pirates>daemon princes and chaos lords are cooler than chapter masters>no shoehorned primaris bullshit ... yet
>>88982520>do you really think nuGW is interested in making anything that isn't a marvel-tier faction leader slap fight over some magic macguffin?Surely there can always be a change of mind over with the writers at GW to milk certain events by providing fans with "subplots" to bigger events that are going on at the same time, right?
Goddamn how long do technical paints need to dry / activate
GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED
>>88982592yuck I can see his actuators
>>88982557I wish anon, I really do, but subplots don't help sell Angron and Girlyman models.although the fact that they made nids, with their distinct lack of primarch-tier models, the big bad of 10e really surprised me
>>88982576quite some timeThat's gonna look really dope when it's done.
>>88982138I was actually thinking this but Necron. They need to boost the impact on those bullets, wasn't impressed with sound design but otherwise hype for the game.
>>88982608Gosh I hope so, thank you anon. I wanna put some snow on it too but I guess I have to wait.
>>88982554You forgot>female space marines, but nobody throws a fit when mentioned because they aren't loyalists.
>>8898243490% of Eldar "Lore" being fake myth bullshit feels fitting.
>>88981394I don't get the picture.
When did the lieutenant meme go too far?
>>88982207You can fall back into a repulsor and it has fly, so repulsors for shooty and land raiders for fighty
>>88982647Haha totally agree. They be farseers not pastseers.
>>88982630>female space marines, but nobody throws a fit when mentioned because they aren't loyalists.If you're referencing the "hints" from Fabius Bile's work then technically fits here have been thrown over them.
why did the Eldar do it bros, why couldn't they just stop having weird kinky sex and just have regular sex ?
>>88982603>the big bad of 10e4th Tyrannic War was already summarized on Warhammer+ loremasters>nids eating a bunch of worlds>Imperium lead by Valoris show up and win every battle agains the nids>Valoris kills the Norn Emissary>nids advance has been halted (but still a huge threat trust us)GW is going to switch gears back to Abby and Vash now
>>88982661almost immediately
>>88982661How many points is this, can it be your entire Boarding Patrol
>>88982663And they're complete shit at reading the future too
>>88982673>GW is going to switch gears back to Abby and Vash nowshould have known lmao
>>88982661Is this unironically a full Kill Team's worth of Lieutenants now? Isn't there a modular lieutenant kit that seals it up for the possibility of a full Kill Team of space marine lieutenants?
>>88982303That basing is just sad...
>>88982557Didn't they literally try that with the indomitus crusade but then no one cared so they went "fuck it, it's been 12 years not 200" ignoring the fact that the reason no one cared about narrative games was because 8th Ed narrative rules were ass.
>>88982683>Isn't there a modular lieutenant kit that seals it up for the possibility of a full Kill Team of space marine lieutenants?The one with the plasma pistol and robotic arm is the modular kit.
>>88981652They can tempt them actually.The two largest groups most susceptible to chaos corruption are Stormboyz and Freebooterz, both Odd fucking Boyz.I think the real kicker with the orks is their asexual reproduction, the amount of times it caused any other sexually active race to act retarded is uncountable, but for Orks, even dying isn't a problem.One has to wonder if they reincarnate like olde old ones/eldar/humans.
>>88982683That's what the power fist guy is supposed to be, once he gets released separately and immediately goes out of stock from scalpef bots.
>>88982687They tried that? What they provide in trying?
>be blood angel>see this in the middle of a battleWhat do?
>>88982683This is the Lt. I made with the modular kit. I bought it new on sprue from eBay for 15 dollars
>>88982701>do this>feels good man>die happy for the Emperor
>>88982693deyz off to krump in da palace of gork n mork
So are Ynnari officially dead until next year? All their units can only be run in the default index Craftworld Detachment with no soup?
>>88982701>AHHHH DIE HORUS>*confused tyranid screeching*
>>88982728>are Ynnari officially deadisn't that the point?
>>88982728Ynnari isn't even a real faction my dude
>>88982728we have 0 info one way or the other
>>88982728>So are Ynnari officially dead until next year?No, they're dead permanently. Good riddance.
>>88982737What was the hivemind thinking during the devastation when the entire knights of blood chapter went full black rage in a giant final stand? I can imagine the moon covered in khorne daemons was less of a meat blender.
Rolled 2 (1d6)Ive been enjoying the slower threads recently, keep up the good work fellasalso rolling makari save
Rolled 1, 3, 4, 1, 5, 3, 3, 3, 6, 3, 4, 6 = 42 (12d6)>>88982766Gotta stack fate dice so I can get some perfect hits and wounds in.
>>88982766Cheeky
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>88982766Gonna kill that Grot
Why does the hive mind keep trying to kill the people he wants to kill?
Fug. He's way to back heavy
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>88982786You have failed, but I won't
>>88982799>both want to kill everythingit just works
>>88982799Everyone wants to kill Blood Angels. Even Blood Angels.
>>88982799God the upside down wing is so bad
Am I just being a schizo or is the reason 10th is focusing on Nids because of trannies?
>>88982828Yes to schizo
>>88982828
>>88982828youre a schizo, sorry budnids have been long overdue for an overhaul so it just makes sense to get a ton out of the way w/ a launch box
>>88982802Why does it have Desu eyes?
>>88982828THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOUR COCK ANON! AND DYE YOUR HAIR!
>>88982828You are.
>>88982843>>88982853oldfagmind
>>88982828You're as crazy as trannies your mania just went in a different direction.
>>88982828seek medication and counseling
>>88982828Consider upping your dosage
>>88982828Anon...
>>88982828Fuck these guys who tell you you're a schizo. Trannies have literally billions and billions of pharma funding, and no one cares. It's likely that they've also got their grubby little hands on GW by now. Why is it that literally all niche "nerd" hobbies are now dominated by trannies?Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
>>88982728If they had been given more models and less obnoxious of an entrance to the lore, what could be done to make them more favorable in the eyes of the wider sphere of people playing the game now?
>>88982802Embarrassing
>>88982828King Tranny here. I travelled back in time to make GW invent tyranids and all these years later my plan is finally coming to fruition. What is my end game? Well, you're just gonna have to wait and see.
>>88982899Haha okay. But seriously, take your meds.
>>88982899Don't go back to /pol/, we need people like you to save our hobby.
trans "people"
>>88982899Anon, I'm sorry, but you're not going be seeing any rent money.
>>88981421You'll find that most LGS's don't have much spare cash in the business so they are definitely lacking in security of all types. You're best best would just be to shoplift what you want
>>88982905I don't need meds anon, I'm mentally coherent.>>88982914I don't think my stance on trannies will do much to stop gamesworkshop from self destructing from bad business practices, unfortunately. I'm still mad about how they killed fantasy for age of sigmar and its horrendous aesthetics.
>>88982828Yes, you are. But you're in good company. This place is an embarrassment.
>>88982673Is this real? That's such a disappointment, why have huge groundbreaking things happen if they don't actually lead to anything
>>88982953Don't worry anon they still have box sets to drip feed new units with,
>>88982953I read a post from this board somewhere that summarized it pretty well if you consider 40k to be a Saturday morning cartoon>Xenos - monster of the week>Chaos - my old nemesis.....
>>88982962>>88982963>>88982953>LE EBIN IMPERIUM CHAMPIONS KILL THE ENEMIES WITHOUT BESAKING A SWAET GAGAGAGAHi swear there are people who actually enjoy that and it fucking scares me
>>88982953It does end by saying "the 4th Tyrannic war is far from over" which means it will get a mention once in a blue moon and will just be a background thing for a decade like how the Octarius war was
>>88982982Pray you never run into a Custodes player
>>88982982Was the Fall of Cadia and it's consequences for the Imperium of Man a proper loss the Imperium needed after all of the "victories" the Imperium of Man kept having?
Does GW still do that thing where you log your battles online and it contributes to the story, I remember the did it for 3rd Armagedon War.
>>88983026no, they haven't done that since, uh, that campaign in macragg space from a few years ago for the beginning of 8e? and iirc, there was a sizable asspull for the end of it because the loyalists were winning too hard
>>88983037>>88983026Fate of Konor, i think it was called now that i think about it
ya I guess theres too many marinefags for something like that to work
>>88982953Someone posted the whole summary a few threads back. But the best part is where it says "false rumors of nids being easily defeatable have spread through the imperium", immediately followed by, "the imperium then won battle after battle against the nids"
>>88982880There's probably some law in the UK that says your board of directors has to be half trannies. They have that in califorbia.
>>88982452because loyalists don't have daemon engines
Is it possible to travel into the past through the Warp? Could a battle barge in Sol enter the warp and re emerge at present day earth?
>>88983119yes, that's how they'll eventually get back every primarch in model form.Prepare for Horus before he turned bad!
>>88982994Making Custards playable is a bad, bad, BAD thing and I'm going to keep repeating it on every occasion.It's worse than Wardian Ghey Knights.
I'm finishing my Tyrannid with an oil wash so I can still pick up some splotches as I see them but I'm really pleased to pretty much call it done once I can see my snow base for it to be ready. I actually only really collect Necrons and a weird pivot into Daemons and >500 points of guard but this was really fun. They're awesome to paint even with their small nuisances.
>>88981500And yet they failed him and will fail him again.Death to the false emperor!
>>88983128>Loyalist Primarchs before>mythical figures respected and adored by their successor chapters>each one vanished on some heroic quest/suicide mission/etc. to save the imperium or their legion>Loyalist Primarchs now>glorified mascots to be wheeled out with each no additionIf they'd just done traitor primarchs it would've been great, but nah the Imperium can never have anything go wrong for them ayy.
>>88983143Now that I'm looking at it I now have a curious feeling that his head didn't get the share of recess darkening that I'd most like. I can probably spare a little spot here and there maybe...?
>>88983143That's beautiful anon, at least by my standards. I've been neglecting my painting as of late, I should clean off my painting station and smash out some more rubrics.
what were they THINKING?
>>88983143which tyranid creature would be best for steaming and cooking?I think a GIANT pot for a crawdad style cajun boil of termagants would be great too, but I'd wanna steam a carnifex or tervigon. I bet a genestealer would be pretty gross.
>>88983167ugh don't get me started on rubrics, I was building a squad too and only have three built and one base colored all sitting on my desk too. They're a marathon to be sure. Mad respect for people who work those dudes.
>>88983178Maybe if you defanged the Rippers you could make a lovely exotic soup before inadvertently becoming a genestealer
>>88983172I'm still more bothered by the rigidly-emplaced autocannons than the tracks
>>88983157>If they'd just done traitor primarchs it would've been greatwhat? No. Traitor primarchs existing as products to buy and market was not great and as soon as magnus came out we have had the NEVER ENDING screams for "where my space dad model and rules and codex".
>>88982883That's all that was needed. Skitarii, Cultmech, Harlequins, Deathwatch and GSC all got very positive receptions upon their release during the 7th ed "mini-dex" phase, and all of them apparently did well on sales despite their varying levels of gameplay effectiveness.Ynnari are literally an extension of the Eldar endgame. If they had released the "Corsairs" kit as a basic troop back in 2017 alongside a couple of elites and maybe one vehicle, no one would have been unhappy with a gimmick rule of souping a small percentage of units from other eldar books. Instead we got three characters and were essentially told that GW didn't care about the faction beyond selling surplus xenos stock. Being absolutely broken on the rule side and becoming a WAACfag faction killed whatever little narrative interest was left.
I want to make a Terminator to use as a character model when I feel like, and make a bit of a project with it. Which of these would look better being a Spacewolf? I wouldn't be adding much to either besides an appropriate head; and some fur to make the deathguard model a bit more thematic. Plus removing their chapter iconography
>>88983189oh is that written somewhere? I think orks can eat them but I hadn't heard anything else.
>>88983252I mean I don't think so but I have a strange feeling that I remember an instance of the Kroot really degenerating badly after dining on fallen Nids. Maybe someone else may offer more info, but I reckon it may be bad news to take a bite back.
>>88982899The releases are planned and scheduled many years in advance, they are not dynamically responding to what's currently trending.>Even the writer for the new space marine game is a tranny,That proves nothing, these days writers for most games are trannies.
>>88982899this is a textbook example of the false cause fallacy
>>88983235The DG. Too many recognizable sculpted details on Evander.
>>88983257looks like it's in the tau codex a from a while back. I'll have to start pestering games workshop ons social media about it. What a problem solver.Sautéed ork with white wine and garlic with thymesteamed tyranid with garlic buttergrilled tau with peppercorn, fresh sea salt, thyme, and a teriyaki bbq marinade.eldar tartare on toasted pesto bread with legumesDelicious.
>>88983235Why not fafnir rahn? Once you dump all the shields he basically looks like a space wolf.
is there a 40k lore thread
>>88981394Why is he smeared with blue down the middle
>>88983325Because I want a terminator character model. And now realizing from this anon >>88983301 staring at this again the DG isnt even a terminator I was just eyeing his bulkiness and scythe too hard.Back to scouring models
>>88983360This one, sort of
>>88981421Acquire job.
>>88983367I need someone to tell me who my favorite loyalist chapter would be.
>>88981421Just post about how big a fan you are on the internet instead.
>>88983381What do you like?Knights? Dark AngelsMongolia? White ScarsFurrys or Vikings? Space WolvesYellow? Imperial FistsVampires? Blood AngelsTanks? Iron HandsBlue? UltramarinesFire? SalamandersMGS or MCR? Raven Guard
>>88983406I was thinking more along the lines of something very secretive and manipulative.
Here's your party.
>>88982899you would have said the same exact thing if EC was getting its stand alone book. Also troons play GSC because they want to come off as intelligent but aren't sexually stimulated by admech
I feel like this should be really funny but instead I'm just "eh." I wish I could find it funnier.
>>88983424blood ravens or dark angels.or do alpha legion
>>88983424blood ravens
>>88983424dark angels are secretive (about being gay)
>>88983479 it's an open secret.
>>88983424Take your pick.
>>88983475>>88983476Bluh Ravens aren't manipulative and even aren't particularly secretive, especially compared to DA.So Dark Angels.
>>88983494>>88983479>>88983476>>88983475>>88983406but I like Rogal Dorn too
>>88982899>save the cum jar>shoot the floating scrotums I knew the transexual agenda was behind 4th edition 40k.but no, you should probably spend less time on the internet you fucking retard
>>88983512you're incorrect
>>88983512so, the soul drinkers then(the soul drinkers are shit)
>>88983463No I wouldn't have because Emperor's Children isn't a tranny faction, unlike nids.
>>88983531Really now. Who are they then?
>>88983525What relevance does a female death guard have?
>GK tomorrowWhat do you guys think of psykers? I like the Emperor, but i think psykers are weird idk.Stop calling it "psychic powers". It's magic. It's some harry potter stuff. Might as well use wands already
I'm using my WIP skellys to perform a magic ritual to bring my blue boy rules in 10th edition. Hope it works
>>88983531>emperors children isn't a tranny faction
>>88983457>Human woman as tall as the eldarKek. Also, boo.
>>88983553>>88983535You guys must be trannies with this kind of projecting.
>>88983471Idk what that is, but I'd like seeing Sororitas in Power Bikini armor washing a Rhino.
>>88983557I play word bearers/khorne daemons and goffs
>>88983554>Human womanNavigator. Literally not a human anymore.
>>88983564The Sororitas, anon.
>>88983538>he doesn't know
>>88983583explain?
>>88983557You didn't answer the question.
someone give me the qrd on that cypher guy
>>88983550it's nice to dream. At least he'll still work as a lieutenant, most likely.
>>88983602Marysueterious guy.Most likely a Chaos worshipper now that he didn't rush to his sire after Lion's return.
>>88983602he's boomer shooter protagonist that is assumed to be a chaos renegade but is actually on a super secret mission relating directly to the emperor himself, possibly the only man who could be willing to kill the emperor but for the right reasons that will aid humanity
Kneel before the Dark Gods.How are you going to say your loyalist chapter master has anything on this fucker?
>>88983562ya youll like it until her tucked in cock flops out and you catch of a whiff of the stench emanating from "her" unwashed foreskin
>>88983614Bitch, please.
>>88983614>one shots enemy space marine HQ>gets redemptor fisted into the pavement Many such cases
>>88983614Looks great. Might pick one up after the new edition hits.
>>88981500>"We were the first glimpse at what the species could become if shepherded aright and unshackled from its vicious weaknesses.">no women in the custodes
Alright I'll bitewhat's the very BEST warhammer 40k novelI'll read it
GW insists on making the reaper autocannon a staple of Chaos Terminators, while also insisting on making it garbage. Wtf, if you're going to include it in every fucking kit since 2nd edition, you could at least make it not suck.
>>88983614Has Chaos ever released a better Daemon Prince than Dias? Every one of them is lame and ugly.
>>88983648The Infinite and the Divine
>>88983648Eisenhorn/RavenorGauntCainAll else are shit. Avoid Space Marine novels like a plague.
>>88983657I credit the Dias one as being the blueprint for 40k Daemon Princes but I vastly prefer the new one.
>Friday after cc hot the indrxs>STILL no images of the rulesWtf
>>88983657the most unique thing about this sculpt is the fully armored leg-plates, the rest the new kit does equivalent or better. I gave mine the backpack over the wings purely for aesthetics, It's tiring that wings is almost an auto include in every edition. >>88983654its alright with the new pact rule, I feel blightlord autocannons are slightly better but DG aint looking so good as a whole
>>88983630Sculpted abs and toes are so gay. Be a cool chapter master like me with a bucket helm.
>>88983627Are there trannies in your LGS, anon? Are they in this room with us right now?
>>88983614>that headJesus Christ. How horrifying.
>>88983545they are used for navigation too and keep the emprahs light bright, without psykers the imperum of mankind would immediately fail, so they are a necessity and black templars are wrong about them
TS, WE, and DG. Who won, who lost?
>>88983658>>88983661aight I'll start with Divineand you're right, i dont want to read any marine shit
>>88983642Is something the problem?
>>88983695Yes and yes.
>>88983707TSCSMWEDGAlso this art from the 3.5 Dex was fucking sweet back in the day.
>>88983648crossfire/legacy/blindBlind is the weakest of the three but the enforcer trilogy is solid. It's the entire foundation of what they've been trying to do with Warhammer Crime, just from twenty years ago.
>>88983545There was once a distinction between psychic powers and magic.That made the Council of Nikaea to make sense cause it banned the magic uses by sorcerers, not innate psychic powers used by psykers.
>>88983648Gaunt's Ghosts series is great.
>>88983733sorry we have to make magnus more sympathetic for our novel series so we're going to ruin that moment completely
HH is just Retcon: The Series
are these votan guys the same as the squats or are they completely new?
>>88983718that was the golden age of the game in gameplay and soul
what the best/coolest Imperial Fist successor chapters
>>88983693redpill me on BT. I'm a noob so I just want to chop people up while wearing tabards and speaking with a heavy Otto from malcolm in the middle accent. What do their armies look like since they can't take psykers and love melee?>>88983718how do you kill or banish one of these princes? Do they call the grey knights or does a SM librarian/company champion pwn him?also did his pistol get ascended to daemonhood too or is it just a repurposed heavy bolter?
>>88983733>sorceryMaking pacts with warp entities for power, information or their unique abilities.>psykeryChannel the raw energy of the warp with your mind, shaping it to produce the desired effect without entering into any deals with the daemons.
>>88983766>also did his pistol get ascended to daemonhood too or is it just a repurposed heavy bolter?Back then I imagined it was a Kai Gun
When did sons of Horus get canonical teal/pale green armor? Has it always been that way? I didn't realize that was their color until they started launching the HH plastics.
>>88983766
>>88983794Started as Luna Wolves in grey and gold If I remember right. Got rebranded to sons of horus after the emperor suggested it to horus once he gained control of the legion and the emps made him his warmaster
what are some kino matchups? khorne vs tzeentch, DE vs EC, Orks vs nids?
>>88983648No such thing, there are just several good ones more or less at the same level.My random pick, and also a very good introduction to the current setting is Watchers of the Throne: The Emperor's Legion.>>88983661Bullshit, and many of those IG/Inquisitin stories are mediocre and self-indulgent.>>88983709Read "Severed" before Infinite... It's a more serious story and gives you a better feel of necrons than the wacky adventures of Trazyn and co.
>>88983778Kai Gun doesn't look like a bolter.
>>88983814No, Luna Wolves were bright white with black highlights (like a reverse ravenguard)When Horus became Warmaster he was given permission to change them to the Sons of Horus to honor that, he chose to make them the teal green and went with the cheesy egyptian eye of horus despite nothing else about his legion being egyptian.
>>88983712Anon means that Emperor would've just turned all men into emotionless automaton retards.
>>88983827Assassinorum: Kingmaker is a great self contained novel about assasins sent to a Knight World.
>>88983827>Bullshit, and many of those IG/Inquisitin stories are mediocre and self-indulgent.They're still better than marine stories because due to low scale are far more accurate and true to the setting.If you're going to read BL at all, you gotta read at least these.
>>88983830How those looked like in 3rd edition?
>>88983818Marines vs Spiky Marines
>>88981614This. Sell each 10 thrusts for an intercessor.
>>88983818Necrons vs eldar
>>88983845Like this.
>>88983818CWE vs crons, nids vs guard, harlequins vs Tsons
>>88983841And I was making an "emperor is gay" joke.
>>88983864Not gonna lie I was expecting it to be lamer
>>88981394>removes Angron's armor save>everyone in the army shoots himPssh! Nothin' personne Khorne!
>>88983844There's a fuckton of small scale SM stories, and many of those IG/Inquisition stories have more plot armour than even main SM characters novels. Not to mention the Abnettverse bullshit or the tone being off many times.There's many other decent BL books, like Assassinorum: Kingmaker mentioned above.
>>88983833I guess I was just thinking of horus, his infantry didn't have the gold I suppose
>>88983818I think Orks vs Necrons is pretty kino>OI LADZ YOUZ CAM KRUMP DEEZ METAL SKELLIES OVER 'AN OVER! DEY JUST GIT BACK UP AND YOUZ CAN KRUMP EM AGAIN>Get off my lawn you goddam fungoid vermin
>>88983778>Food GunWhat
>>88983897https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Kai_Gun
>>88983818Alpha Legion vs Ravenguard
>>88983877Sifting for gems now is a big chore with the cheer amount of BL hackery.Also, you're doing justice to Abnetteverse if you argue for BL at all. His early stories are just good enough to pass.
>>88983457SOUN?
>>88983875>4++
>>88983929SOUll
someone said, $16 just isn't enough for this cup, better add another 50cents
>>88981415i think i looks better than 9th, at least in terms of being able to finish games in under three hours
>>88983918>Sifting for gems now is a big chore with the cheer amount of BL hackeryThat's what reading guides and reviews are for.>Abnetteverse I found it repetitive and not as good as people say. his inquisition series are bloated to hell, and the Dragon Ball Z daemonhost character should have caused everybody being nuked long ago by the Grey Knights
>>88983955ppl shit on this thing a lot but it's actually p nice. My brother got one for free at our LGS cause he spent like 100$ or something and the ridges and brush holder are handy
>>88982648It's a parody of those "alpha legion marine decloaking" paint jobs.Instead of half of the model being painted in a different colorscheme, it's all the same, so the marine is "disguised" as himself.
>>88983955i don't understand the little groove inside it, looks like it'd be hard to clean. i think i prefer my jam jars and old cups
>>88983955cup is actually fine, just dont pay full price for any gw tools.I think I got cup like $10 and the clamp like $10, and they're two of my most used and useful tools. They don't require any powerful machinery or metal-on-metal action so they're pretty flawless.Just don't buy a knife or scraper or pliars or sprue-cutter from GW, those actually suck balls compared to spending much less elsewhere.
>>88984022>"alpha legion marine decloaking" A stupid internet meme. In the lore they just repaint their armour.
>>88984047That's stupid too. They would logically just have extra/stolen sets of armour painted properly, instead of having some slapdash dollar-store paintjob that's rubbing off.
>>88984026The groove along the wall are meant to run a non-pointy tipped brush through to shape it together. I don't terribly use that too much but there are ridges on the bottom of the cup that you rub your brush along back and forth at the bottom of the water to get paint off easier. That's pretty nice. The spot to put a brush that's still wet along the top is handy but I usually have too many to make use of it fully.Also fuck cleaning lmaoI mean maybe if it's bad I'll take a paper towel with IPA on it and fix the rim or something but otherwise I just run it under sink water when I'm done
>>88984068Depends on the mission. For the WS, they kept themselves at a distance because Chogorian culture makes easy to out fakes.When they tried to kill Guilliman, they had a squad in perfect UM armour that fooled even him until they refused to remove their helmets and the shooting started.
>>88984068yeah but that doesnt work on the tabletop. a perfectly simulated white scars disguised alpha legion will just look like you are playing white scars, whereas the whole scuffed paint/decloaking thing sells the covert deception angle on the miniature when you are looking at it
>>88984095Breachers are so cool. Why won't Cawl bring back breachers? Bladevets look like hot garbage in comparison.
>>88983648The best series is probably the Dark Coil. Best book is Night Lords Omnibus.
>>88984073i wipe my brush on a paper towel in front of my wet pallet and form the brush with my mouth. i don't normally let me brush touch the bottom of the water cup since that's where all the pigment settles
>>88984095>Alpha Legion>Imeperial Fistsmy favorite loyalist and traitors, be still my beating heart
>>88984103FW even still sells the old 40k boarding shields upgrade kit, but there's no rules for it since 7th edition.
>>88984095you could just paint them as [loyalist chapter] and add chaos bits to taste if you wanted. the whole decloaking thing looks like an abortion imho
>>88984131Yeah that's valid it's just nice for my workflow. I wouldn't recommend buying one unless it was half the price, maybe $10 at most.
>>88984135>add chaos bitsthat defeats the whole purpose
>>88984068You do not understand Alpha Legion. They are the one "free market" legion out of all 18. White Scars sigh wistfully at the idea of independance from the imperium, but they don't actually practice individuality. Alpha Legion uses full-on splinter cells, temporary democracy and subdivisions so every group can do things the way they think will work best whenever some big primarch or warmaster isnt over-riding command.They're basically the exact opposite of the codex astartes. Instead of trying to all standardize everything, each group is basically their own take on the legion. One group sculpt themselves to all have faces identical to alpharius and do the dumb catchphrase. One group paints their armor this color green and uses poisons. One warband uses snake-scale armor that reflects lasers. One group uses stolen power armor to sneak into the enemy compounds. Another group repaints their armor to sneak in. Another group could use help from a sorcerer or Tzeentch forces for illusion (Changeling loves those kind of pranks #1) Another group focuses on sneaking in without ever being seen by turning all the cameras off and wearing stealthy armor. Another group doesn't even go in themselves, but uses brainwashed traitor guardsmen to go in and sabotage things.Every Alpha Legion force is unique. That is the only thing that makes them effective. If all Alpha Legion stole power armor in order to do shennanigans, they'd be predictable and ineffective. It's only flexibility that makes espionage have any chance of success.
>>88981661
>>88984151>posting your friends dicks on the Mongolian horse-breeding forum>Coke zero not in a mini fridge
>>88984142Looks cool tho. I also reckon the average guardsman who has no idea what chaos actually is won't really get too suspicious about a marine having horns on his helmet or a wierd powerpack
>>88981471Didn't GW say they were selling Titus as well? I guess if they sell him for $35 or something then the resellers could undercut them for $30 and get the cheap gants. Everyone wins I guess.
>>88984170¡At least it's Coke zero and not mountain dew or another neck beard fat juice.
>>88981725Very soft brush
What loyalist chapter color scheme would look cool on CSM?
Is it true that black people don't exist in 40k?
I checked out the 40k reddit for the first time and I literally got AIDSwhat are these people?>>88984203raven guard players say no
>>88984190Raven Guard.
>>88984190Iron Hands.
>>88984190Pre-Heresy Dark Angels.
>>88984190imperial FISTS
>>88984263>loyalist chapter>Iron Hands.I'm reminded of that time they boarded a fellow chapter's battle-barge during an ork invasion, assaulted, disabled and kidnapped a venerable dreadnought, flushed the marine out of the sarcophagus like he was an aborted fetus, tried to inter one of their own sergeants in there, and when the interment operation failed they instead employed tech-heresy to turn the sergeant into an undead suit of armor. While he was conscious and against his will, I might add.Most chapters won't even treat their enemies as harshly, let alone their own battle-brothers.
>>88984151>Bottomless tanklmao
>>88984327one should never be bottomlessif anyone needs a bottom, I'm here
>>88984339top rated comment
>>88984325Iron Hands are heretics and traitors just posing as loyalists.Also they are quite fucking retarded as well.>officially the most bland legion and chapter and most forgetable >actual assholes for no actual reason>their shtick is fucking stupid for space marines and it's done by another faction already and better, that being the Mechanicus>their primarch is a joke>the marines literally did 180 on their dead father's philosophies because they are that retarded and amped it up to 12>cause insane unnecessary casualties and collateral damage because (muh weak)You could not ask for more stupid space marine chapter in existance.Unironically using couple of hundred cyclonic torpedoes on their homeworld and then shattering it like a marble would actually make them more interesting.Have them turn 100% full traitor and join them with the Dark Mech. They should be branded as Excommunicate Traitoris already.
>>88984374What happened to cause you so much buttpain?
>>88982880>Why is it that literally all niche "nerd" hobbies are now dominated by trannies?Autismos are more likely to be trans than the general population. Look it up.
>>88984325>kidnapped a venerable dreadnought, flushed the marine out of the sarcophagus like he was an aborted fetusOh my fucking god BASED
>>88982828why do trannies like nids
>>88984389Lost a game of winner tops to my buddy last night
>>88984389Nothing, Iron Hands are dickless.
>>88984419They're space marines, using "dickless" as an insult puts them all in the crossfire.
>>88984374People play them because they like vehicles and techmarines. Doesn't get anymore complicated than that.
>>88983818IG vs Orks both in lore and on the table. Especially if the latter is horde vs horde.
>>88983818Cadians vs Valhallan Ice Warriors.
After looking at the primarch models in the HH section of gw's site, all I can do is seeth in envy. They NEED to bring back ALL the primarchs. It's not fair that some legions get their primarch and others don't. Particularly dull flavorless legions like iron hands and imperial fists, they need the boost. Not to mention the countless iron warriors and night lord fans waiting for literally anything for their legion. It's not fair damnit.Does GW not want my money?
>>88984405cute tentacles <3 uwu
>>88982143holy shit this should unironically be a buff to scouts. FLYING TRANSPORT THATS CHEAP AND HAS ASSAULT RAMPS but can only take scouts.
who is matt ward and how come I remember people complaining about him a lot before but not now?
Small question for people with warhammer+How do access to the WD works? Can you download it?
>>88984134You can just run them as Company Veterans with Storm Shields and combi-weapons.
>>88984405Lack of obvious gender. Single minded obsession with one subject.
>>88984394It's because a lot of them aren't actually trannies, they're autists that don't fit into general society and in the last 10 years have latched onto trans stuff as the 'solution' to their problem.So 40k, which has always had a bunch of autists in it's fanbase, is seeing a wave of trannies.
>>88984405actually an argument in their favour because women tend to like nids and nurgle daemons the most
Fellow fa/tg/uys, what are your stories of 40k players having weird habits, superstitions and so one? Do you have any?I personally have a different set of dice for every army I use and I do not like rolling other people dice (I have no problem with them using mine). Also, on a bigger scale, in my usual shop there is an anon that will ALWAYS roll dice for heroes one at a time, no matter how many dice there where in the roll.
>>88982693>One has to wonder if they reincarnateMakari has reincarnated several times.
>>88984869I do belive that my unpainted minis roll way worse. Nothing will ever change this.
>>88981743LA Noire style investigation as an inquisitor rising through the ranks culminating in busting a genestealer or chaos cult.
since 10e is pretty predictable what do we think Gks will havei thinktides but simplified, max 3 tides, likely 2detachment is 5+ FNP vs wounds caused by PSYCHIC
I hadn't picked up on this. That's actually funny.
>>88984943I'm going all in on swords, halberds and even hammers all getting squished into 'Nemesis Force Weapon'
>>88981421You lurk here and when people get excited about a new release start responding to their msgs with 'paypig' and 'oink oink'
>>88984968need duke sliscus with the dark eldar equivalent
>>88981447>Paper circlesYes, the old ways are the best.
>>88983657The new DP and the Diaz Prince are the only ones I like. There are some cool weird demons that could be used as DPs but not that many generic Daemon Princes with Power Armour. Anyways, I own both the classic one (metal) and the new one and the new one is cool too.
>>88985009Wouldn't the dark Eldar equivalent..m also be 30 Corsairs?Or would it be a Court of the Archon and a Hand of the Archon plus some Trueborn?
>>88985057probably one squad each of kabalites and wyches, and then 10 voidscarred
>>88984968>Eldar example army for Board Patrol was made with Prince Yriel in mind>A model that had been out of production for several MONTHS by the time those articles rolled out>CWE ended up being one of the only armies throughout the entirety of AoO to not get anything new or refreshed, meanwhile Orks and Tau got big character refreshesWarCom treating Eldar as a joke will never not be funny.
>>88985074Dante's going to get possessed by Sanguinor and become Sanguinius Reborn.
>>88984869I don't know if it counts but I think I am pretty chill as a gamer, I have no problem with people taking back moves, doing strats that they have forgotten and so on but I do get upset and it ruins my games a little when the opponent army is not WYSIWYG to a decent level.
>>88985090Probably consistency, isnt it?Like, you told me all your meltas are plasmas and the list says plasma and it is ok.But this squad melta is a grenade launcher, this is a plasma and that last one is a real melta is bollocks.
>>88985083I get that it breaks theme to have Jain Zar instead of Yriel in there, but frankly it would be a shittier box if it was the other way around.
>>88983235>I want to make a Terminatoronly the guy on the left is a terminator, so it's not even a question
>>88984443You can get techmarines and vehicles with everything.
>>88985104Yeah I am ok with a "all sergents have a power weapon" even if none have, or "everything is what you see but the only unit of eldar scout that I play are actually howling banshee since I am still building them" I can stomach.Having to remember all kind of shit, mix and match, wondering if you are actually telling me the right thing or cheating is bullshit.
>>88985084I mean, GW can do better than that. Dante, Sanguinor, Sanguinius can be their own thing.
>>88985083Something weird was going on with Prince Yriel. He got mentioned in several articles during arks of Omen as a name drop, and it seems really weird considering that it was a model they just stopped selling. Maybe they originally intended to have a new model for him by this point but the project got pushed back to 10e. There was a lot of shuffling of projects for the last 6 months of 90, like all of the Marine Battle Force boxes that probably were originally meant to launch with a Marine Codex 2 supplement of some kind.
>>88985074To be fair, Sanguinius hasn't really been that dead and gone anyway.The fucker just appears like every other week to his sons to give them a peptalk and then just leaves without elaborating.
>>88984869If I start to badly loose a game I start to grind my theeth, pinching my fingers, farting a little and licking my lips. I do realize I do so and I can controll it if I concentrate but as soon as I don't think about it they are back.
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>>88984869I also have a unique set of dice for each army, but that's just because I like to have their colors matching each army's scheme
Speaking of Sanguinius, what's the deal with the lore thing about him being a red angel that pre-dates the Imperium? Like, is that supposed to imply that all of the primarchs are ancient warp beings reshaped into what they are now by the emperor? Or is this him somehow stretching backwards into time after whatever he has become like a Chaos God?
>>88985156>plays Death Guard>starts fartingA blessing from the lord!
This is maybe a bit of a silly question, but fluff-wise, does Fabulous Bill have CSM/mortal apprentices and accomplices? The Creations of Bile is something that exists in crunch with all other CSM, but I am curious how does his social network look like.
>>88985142I think writers don't think very hard about what molds will be in rotation half a year or more into the future.
Death Guard meta is going to be three Lords of Contagion and three Lords of virulence leading blight Lord Terminator units.Watch us all be super wrong about how bad they are.
>>88985177He keeps assistants around, yes.
>>88985177Yes, he had several through millenia. The Fabius Bile book trilogy is great and it's basically a prequel of his character before M41+
>>88985173It's just a bit of gas that escapes, no sound, no one notices.
I want a small squad of Space Marines using Squat weapons. Dubs decides if they're Renegades or Deathwatch.
>>88985256Do DW but mix tau and necron weapons in as well.
>>88985262holy mother of dubs
>tsons rules previewed>start seeing everyone wanting tsonsI think I would rather have them suck and be less popular so I can get cheap secondhand models. Is Death Guard to no "worse" army now?
>>88985203The silent doom. Papa bless.
>>88985265dubs dont count on the beginning of the post newfag, NOW CHECK THESE YOU FOOL!
Do Renegade Marines have rules?
>>88985256Shove em up your arse, whatever they are!
Nidbros... what would the goddess Tau'va taste like?
>>88985279Leave it to a pro.
>>88985284biomass
Votann look retarded so why do I want some. My dwarf obsession is unhealthy.
>>88985256Renegade Dragon Warriors led by a single Chaos Squat HQ that supplied them with Forbidden Nawledje.
>>88985281current edition? Not really afaik. But FW did books on Badab.
>>88985170It's bullshit GW will use to bring him back next so him, Girlyman and Johnson can basically run the new imperium together like the old days
GW will probably ACCELERATE the return of primarchs in major events, until they have four 'good' primarchs and four daemon primarchs. Sanguinius will come back next probably, then Man of Hands will come back as a human necrodermis guy to fight Fulgrim.>>88985284Blueberries probably.
>>88985306It will be the four primarks of the four Codex divergent chapters (DA, BA, SW), just like the fort Damon primarks are of the four cult chapters.
>>88985349That leaves Guilliman out, or do you expect Horus, since the only point of your argument is specularity?
My local is having a "everyone versus 20000 pts of Nids" event next week.We are only allowed to bring a normal 2k army per person and right now it looks like we are going to end up being down about 6k points.What do you think is the better strategy to skew towards for punching above my weight class against enormous unit sizes and tons of big monsters? Tons of anti armor or lots of gaunt shredding blast weapons?
Celestine is no longer alone in the world, but is instead joined by one of her harem. Second to follow soonish.
>>88985474They're not going to just shave the nids down?Coordinate with the other players would be best to see what everyone has and what the nid army looks like.
>>88985497Please put a black dot on the muzzle so it looks like a barrel.
>>88985507>>88985497or drill it properly
>>88985474If you kill all the big monsters the remaining gaunts aren't a threat, not to mention even if it's overkill you can still demolish infantry with anti-armor guns. Honestly a ton of anti armor stuff is made for killing infantry to begin with in this game since MEQ are so common.
>>88985170Fwiw Corax says he's become his true self as a raven monster. But you can't trust the crazy person to give unbiased opinions on themselves.
Best CSM faction right now?
>>88985533"your dudes", like every edition
>>88985502They were going to, but then we collectively decided that it's probably more fun this way. Especially since the defenders side is going to have some many more Command Points and strategems at their disposal and the Nids list is going to be intentionally unoptimized to run as many models as possible with Leviathan rules.I know we have Dark Angels (Deathwing) Sisters (bloody rose), Chaos Knights, World eaters (Angron), Space Wolves, and Death Guard.We seem skewed pretty melee heavy and I'm debating between my AdMech and Dark Eldar.
>>88985544Fire support seems solid then. Especially if the CK is more melee.
What's the best way to start collecting Squatz/Leagues of Votann?Boarding Patrol, Combat Patrol or try and ebay the original box even though the codex is gonna be obsolete.
>>88985575>>88985575>>88985575
>>88984559Things got alot worse.
>>88985474>everyone versus 20000 pts of NidsWtf? Are they gonna put down 20k of painted nids on tables? Post that shit when you get pictures anon!
>>88985256Dubs and you turn gay
>>88983614Silence, khornecuck
>>88981394>TQtried it and it it ended up growing into a full army
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>>88983657I love how his armour almost seamlessly runs into his flesh at points. None of the newer models really give you that same feeling of crazy Chaos powers reshaping a dude's entire everything like he's made of wax, and the last time they tried something like that they somehow ended up with the embarrassing mistake that is the new Obliterator kit.
>>88984812They're autogynephiles from watching too much porn
